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>this happened 5 years ago

The inevitable state of YOU when ausGODia win this

misfield

wide

JUST

Australia are shit

Just gonna post here.

I've been wondering how many people on /sp/ genuinely mean it when they tell other posters, or sportsmen, to kill themselves.

When you say this, do you GENUINELY, and I mean really, want the person to legitimately take their own life? Like do you actively want them to commit real suicide?

Like I say kys every day, but I don't actually want someone to kill themselves

>>74258732
I always mean it, especially when someone misfields the ball or when Daniel makes a post

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this makes me happy

>>74258749
Those faces make me nostalgic

>>74258745
So you think someone's entire existence should end because they made an error in a sporting event?

I'm not even criticising you, just trying to see what people think

lol if they mess this up...

Fucking Paine shouldn't have fucked up useless fuck

>>74258757
Yeah

well run boys

Finch needs to be lobotomised after this game

>>74258762
Are you aware you have autism and are a sociopath?

Did Tye steal walkGOD's look with that chain?

>tye could bowl a tie
it's pottery

This is literally the only exciting part of t20 cricket. the very last over of the match. And only then if it's actually close.

>>74258770
I am neither

must stink there right now

when will kfc finally drop these shit cunts

>>74258778
Super over mate

Kys

140kmph half volley

KEK

Fuck this country I'm moving back to England

scenes in sri lanka right now

I don't even like cricket

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>need to avoid 1 run at all costs
>bowl a half-volley outside off-stump

>"You learn more from losing games than you do from winning," said Steve Smith ahead of Australia's tour of India.

>He later added: "This team has come a long way. We are learning a lot."

>Australia

haha

>>74258803
kek

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>>74258730

> "I think I will try to apply my basics in the coming matches, and try to force a Test draw with my basics." Mushfiqur Rahim shoots for the stars

Is this /bundes/?

bt sport is so much better than sky

>to shy two talk
LITERAL autism

>>74258823
Love the ads. Sky has the best coverage though. Great commentators and good content during the breaks

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>>74258834
how old are you lad
it is literally OAP tier

>>74258837
23 years 11 months and 12 days

>>74258842
same bro

>>74258837

Nah m8, the OAPs are all listening to Aggers and Blowers eat the lovely cake they were sent on TMS.

>>74258843
It's my birthday this year

>>74258842
23 years 9 months 14 days

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>>74258853

gratz m8!

>>74258860
Thanks

>>74258859
How's the cancer?

Is this on free to air TV?

>>74258881
Channel 9

>>74258849
>ywn spend your life as a BBC county commentator and eating the various baked provisions provided by the local village housewives

>>74258884
Fugg I missed it coz I assume it wouldn't be coz the NZ games weren't fucking inconsistent broadcasters I'd much rather watch NZ than subcontinent shitskins

Going to spend my evening watching the X Files and jerking off what's on the agenda for you lads

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>leave Statpadwin to us

>>74258906
Selecting Marsh gives me some hope in the selectors
I don't think Renshaw is right for India though

>>74258895
>fucking inconsistent broadcasters
yeah wow its almost like the NZ games werent in Australia and therefore not protected by anti-siphoning and these games were

>>74258904
with jerking off amd watching Mulder being seperate activities of course

>>74258909
I agree but he is still better than Khawaja by default. Bancroft would have been ideal though

>Maxwell batting below >Wade
theyre just fucking with him arent they

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Is Mel Gibson and Hacksaw Ridge /cric/ approved?

>>74258922
>"Maxwell wasn't even in consideration for a test spot"
>bring him into the test side for the next series
You might be right

>>74258926
Yeah fucking great movie
I enjoyed that jungle movie he did too, Passion was shit though

I'd like Mel Gibson to do a Kokoda movie

Reminder Mel Gibson may direct Suicide Squad 2.

>>74258949
Will it be about his acting career?

>>74258949
Movie won't exist, the Justice League is apparently a fucking mess and that will kill off the DC cinematic universe shit for good

Coincidentally, George Miller was meant to direct Wonder Woman and Aquaman from memory

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>>74258935
>Passion was shit though

>>74258949
bad career move for him
should stick to stand alone films

Wait no, he was doing Aonder Woman starring Megan Gayle and he wanted to cast Hugh Keays-Byrne as the Martian guy

>>74258970
He's unironically making Passion 2

I hope it will expand into a Jesus cinematic universe

>>74258926
yep, loved it

the girl in the movie is a QT 2

Can't wait for normies to get tired of Star Wars in two years time

Screencap this is WILL happen

Reminder that Mel Gibson is a racist anti semite who inaccurately portrayed Native American Indigenous as savages due to his racial prejudices and blatantly created anti-semitic in his film The Passion of Christ.
Anyone who likes him or his work is an enemy to me and all decent men and women in the world, and clearly lacks basic morality and humanity (and thus is probably autistic, which is likely on this board).

>>74258962
DC is a fucking mess, but the Suicide Squad portion has a future. It was steaming shit yet it still overperformed at the box office, unlike BvS which underperformed.

They are ready making the Harley Quinn movie and Suicide Squad 2 is greenlit

>>74258999
all i care about is if he movies are good or not

>>74259002
Yeah, except people aren't going to see a sequel.
Man of Steel printed money and was received horribly and the only way they could get audiences back in was to pull out BvS, which is DC's biggest concept and was probably planned to be made much, much later on. I'm pretty sure Batman v Superman did decently enough too.

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Gonna make West Indies great again.

>>74259016
Well yeah, which is why they need to do something crazy to get people to see it

Something like letting Mel Gibson make a crazy R rated piece of kino

>>74259030
He's a big guy

>>74259033
I hope Wonder Woman is the target of an anti-semitic rant by Gibson's self insert

>>74259030
>that hair
top kek

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>>74259042

Say that to my face, bitch.

>>74259091
How quick does he bowl

>>74259099

100mph. For about one over before he gets too tired and bowls high 80s kek

>>74259091
Is that guy in the background taking a shit? Sure you didn't put him in the Indian team?

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>>74259091

Might reinstall and make a fat 7 foot SEA spinner

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Could Goat Jackson have been an elite cricketer?

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You think you can bowl short to me, little man?

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Fuck right off puny batsman.

>>74259030
>>74259091
>>74259197
>>74259329
Why does every cricket video game seem like it was made on a budget of two dollars?

>>74259937
Because they are

>>74258265
>>74258268
>>74258311
delet this

Walkie

>>74259197
it's fucking inaccurate, ball spins back when batter pulls it. Shouldn't go straight as an arrow but finer with curve.

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>>74260560

Why are Indians so autistic?

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>Australian cricket

>At Saturday's meeting, the BCCI had also asked for the vote on the new constitution to be deferred. Why was there such a rush to get things voted upon and approved so quickly, it wondered, when there was another board meeting in April, before the AGM in June when such changes will be formalised. ROFL at this objection a little, when remembering the bullying, haggling and the undue haste with which the Big Three pulled off its coup.

>On Saturday, the BCCI complained the new model was presented to them as a fait accompli. Well, blow us all down if those weren't the exact words used by several member boards when they were blindsided by the Big Three's first position paper at a special meeting in January 2014. They were told to take it or leave it, and that leaving it wasn't really an option.

>The final, abiding irony, of course, you will not have missed. Five men made up the working group that produced these new recommendations and models. One of them was David Peever, chairman of a board that so faithfully hid in the shadow of the BCCI when the Big Three revamp was foisted upon the game. Peever at least has the excuse that he is not Wally Edwards, who was CA chairman at the time. What excuse does Giles Clarke have, part of this working group and the voice on the other shoulder of the BCCI three years ago? No, that's right: he doesn't. And nothing captures the paucity in cricket administration better than Clarke once bringing in the very constitution he is now trying to rip up.

>Go on, linger over these ironies, lighten your heart a little if you felt pain and anger at the start of 2014. Because there may not be much more to take from this weekend in Dubai, not yet anyway.

What is Giles' endgame lads?

>>74260460

Kek

Foxtel Play now streams in HD, but only on Telstra TV.

You can get the sports package in HD for $39 a month.

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>be in uni
>write a journal in response to the teacher's prompt which was "Why do you think Goldstein decided to write this article on open border philosophy and the elimination of national identity and was his argument soundly supported"
>write a well cited and eloquent response on how the author is a jew and they have been known to subvert the American government through liberal politics
>explain how jews control the money system and the media/hollywood etc.
>give documented evidence that the holocaust was fabricated for political gain
>cite jewish ties to marxism and bolshevism
>get an email from teacher today
>tfw have to have a meeting with her, the vice-chancellor, and the course coordinator on "my radical views"

poopeelia Ltd.

>>74265055
keep us updated lad. What uni?

>>74265055

youre a fucking idiot

is this /hoc/, or /bundes/?

gooooooood evening

At what point can you leave a 21st without coming across as rude. After the speeches?

Really want a big rig but I really don't want to exercise

>>74266550
depends how big it is but yeah speeches is probably a good rule of thumb

what do i say to new zeland girl that is cricket related

Execute all namefags.

Fire Walk With Me is criminally underrated

Whose idea was it to put Canterbury and Wellington in black gear and send them out your play cricket in the scorching sun?

>>74267227
r u mad cuz i has kiwi and u dont

Peter Fulton just got a T20 ton off 50 balls lads.

>>74267691
This HAS to be Daniel no one else cares about a washed up hack

>>74267711
Fuck up idiot

>>74267729
Hi daniel

>>74267553
Black clothing is better during hot weather you LITERAL casual

>>74267744
You're a fucking idiot

>>74267749
Why do you think white clothing is white. What's special about it. Now think long and hard about why that might be undesirable for clothing when out in the sun

they do teach basic physics in Poo Peeland don't they?

poopeelia Ltd.

>>74267776
Nice /nrl/ memes

>>74267757
You are such a fucking dullard Jesus

>>74267790
I believe in you, you can work this out

>>74266550
i left my own (sorta) 21st after about 2 hours

>>74267848
Based goosey

Season 2 of the X Files is the best television season of all time prove me wrong you can't

Whats for dinner lads

>>74268206
Family party box, your mum's to be exact.

>>74268206
Probably some microwaveable shit

>>74268206
Roast Cantab.

1. Geoffrey Boycott
2. Sunil Gavaskar
3. Rahul Dravid
4. Sachin Tendulkar
5. Mohammad Azharuddin
6. Allan Border (c)
7. Alan Knott (wk)
8. Imran Khan
9. Kapil Dev
10. Anil Kumble
11. Muttiah Muralidaran

#elite

>>74268263
>1. Geoffrey Boycott
This MUST be Daniel

>>74268217
What sides?

>>74268227
Disgusting kys

>>74268242
Daniel should have died in the christchurch bushfire

>tfw the existence of your muscular province causes the Poorth Islander to seethe with anger, jealousy and confusion.

Lads I'm feeling lazy should I go get maccas or cook off the chicken in the fridge

Bearing in mind I also had maccas last night and the chicken says use by the 20th

>>74268444
I'm a mainlander and I can't stand cantabrians 2bh

>>74268477
If you're an elite highlander then I'm genuinely heartbroken
Otherwise I don't care

>>74268481
Otago born and bred lad

>>74268473
Cook the chicken. Put the money you would have spent on maccas into your savings.

>>74268494
Any investment suggestions for the savings?

>>74268503
inb4 doughnut shop

>who /benchod/ here?

>>74268494
I was gonna take the advice of whoever responded first but seeing it's you I'm gonna do the exact opposite.

>>74268503
Don't have any hot tips right now. My power investments have been good since the state asset sales of meridian and mercury. Z energy and infratil are solid earners.

I only have capital in NZX.

Got a big fat shit coming through lads

>>74268523
>I only have capital in NZX.
>limiting your investments to 0.02% of the global economy
better move on from the investment banker narrative lad

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>>74268511
Jokes on you my man. I own mcdonalds stock. My reverse psychology worked again.

>>74268533
Never claimed I know much about finance. I just have an ANZ securities account and always use money from family and any savings to invest.

I'll delve further into the markets when I graduate and have a bit more income.

I'm not buying this narrative lads

>>74268548
I regard this as a direct reply

This Ford trophy result does not count.

It's an ODI competition, not a T20 competition. They should have just played it out under lights or postponed it.

K E K

I'm better than all of you

Just dropped a big Billy Stanlake boys.

>>74259329
jesus christ. That fucking delivery stride

>>74267109
Wickety wicket my giant all black you bogan

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Reminder that I literally never have and never will watch cricket

>>74267109
Say that the Bay Oval is the best place to watch cricket

>>74267109
EEEHHH SHUT DO YOU LIKE FUCKING SHEEP AS MUCH AS I DO FUSH AND CHUPS FUSH AND CHUPS CAN I BOWL IT UNDERARM INTO YOUR BLOCKHOLE?

>"Edwina told me you play cricket, can I feel your muscles?"

What do you do /cric/?

>>74268697
Accept

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Daniel, why does he talk to himself?

>>74268790
>saxon with the sad react
pussy

>>74268796
Who added who do you reckon?

>>74268801
I'd put money on Saxon. The guy is really struggling to make and keep friends.

He's a beta orbiter that wants to fuck daniel, even though he will go on /pol/ and talk about homosexual degeneracy.

He's a classic /pol/ster, hateful and gay at the same time.

>>74268801
Clearly Daniel, he seems to be more into promoting his brand as a /cric/ personality, which is evident with his lose facebook privacy settings when compared to Saxon.
>>74268809
He was clearly addressing me, your (incorrect) input was not needed shitspouter.

>>74265055
Almost thought this was Saxseethe but realized Saxshit is a NEET

>>74268809
While this is a plausible theory, The first half of your post could also be applied to Daniel. I also feel like Daniel has become more and more """red pilled""" after the Ajay incident, being ignored by Mark Chapman and bullied by Statszhang. All of these factors could have easily driven to a point where only Saxon and his white-centric rhetoric could help him.

>>74268822
An interesting idea. Some of you may remember Daniel did make his Facebook private after the doxxing, but soon made it private again. He also edited a /rug/ meme he posted to acknowledge the /cric/ posters looking through his profile at one point.

>>74268835
>considers himself well versed in the "failure of multiculturalism" in Australian cities, particularly Melbourne and Sydney
>lives on a farm and only visits Adelaide once a year for the cricket

>>74268832
Daniel becoming a /pol/ack and shifting entirely to black metal is the logical progression in his narrative.

Soon enough he'll drop prog rock after Saxworthless instills in him a burning hatred for all things "progressive"

>>74268832
Yeah he deleted his LinkedIn as well, but he honestly loved all the attention he got and changed back

>>74268835
>"""""""""""""master""""""""""""' race
>has chink-tier beard genetics

>>74268854
you are aware Saxon is literally 17 years old and just beginning puberty

>>74268835
>"""Saxon"""
>clear mongoloid features

>>74268858
>beginning puberty at 17

KEK

Not only a stain on the white race, but an irremovable blot on manhood as a whole..

>>74268832
>He also edited a /rug/ meme he posted to acknowledge the /cric/ posters looking through his profile at one point
yeah the barrett one just after the RWC iirc? That was almost as cringy as the /cric/ screencap he set as his timeline photo

>>74268858
why are you grooming him for sex, Daniel?

>>74268864
KEK based statsy, was it you who spread their cheeks and took a massive shit in the Peter's gene pool?

Statsbitch has been awfully quiet this season.

I guess he needed to rest his bumhole after the last time I tore him to shreds.

I have literally never met a NZF supporting, nationalist shill who wasn't a complete fucking loser with a dead-end pleb job.

>>74268835
>claims to be genetically superior
>no jaw, protruding chin and asymmetric face

>>74268893
>wogball
>missing half the teams
>no cricket

Kys

>>74268899
t. brainlet

What the fuck is a Geelong lads?

>>74268919
Shithole west of Melbourne

>>74268924
How's the ground?

>>74268948
a shithole

>>74268949
Good for the Lankans.

>>74268997
Are there actually lions in Sri Lanka? I think theres lions in India right?

>>74269004
Nah indians eat any animal that moves except cows. They also can't into farming so thats why there is so many vegetarians.

>>74269014
Your mum must have extensive knowledge about food Danny

>>74269004
I think they used to have and yeah India has home to both Asiatic Lion and Bengal Tiger.

>>74269014
We are no chinese fucks.

>can't into farming
>thats why there is so many vegetarians
ummm what?

I would visit india but I'd rather not have constant diarrhea and dirty lungs.

Somebody needs to teach those savages how to maintain a civilized society.

>>74269033
Why don't you except that you're not man enough to eat spicy food.

>>74269014
You're fucking stupid

>>74269028
NZ people are generally naive about the world being so isolated. It's not putting them down but its generally the case

>>74269014
>>74269033
S T A T S G O D
T
A
T
S
G
O
D

>>74269033
kek

KEK

Based statsjesus got the pooinloos running for cover

Boring gimmick

>>74269041
I think they lack some intellectual skills also.

The indians and poopeelians are a bit wound up right now, guess that the ICC hasn't been giving them enough home matches to statpad in this season.

Don't worry lads I'm sure some dirty money will change that.

>>74269073
We have 13 home tests this season. Check before you post Danny.

>>74269073
Based GODiel

Just watched Blood Diamond lads. Why did Leo have a South African accent when he was playing a Rhodesian and why was his accent so fucking shit?

>>74269133
because movies aren't real life dick knob

>>74269140
Prove it

>>74269133
>Danny Archer was born in 1968 in Rhodesia, a white-controlled apartheid state, part of which became Zimbabwe in 1980. His parents were both murdered during civil war conflicts in Rhodesia, and he was sent to South Africa as an orphan.

>>74269188
Ah
Still a terrible accent though, Matt Damon's was much better in that rugby movie

poopeelia Ltd.

>>74269208
well, damon is a better actor than dicaprio

>>74269133
is a good movie tho

>>74269219
Truthbomb

Di Caprio is the most overrated actor I've ever seen

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Goosey's biggest nightmare

Dingo got my Baby movie is on now

>>74269366
Pandering: the evening

>>74269366
I unironically like The Castle

>>74269406
It's a good movie but overrated by bogans

>>74269419
fair call

Can't wait for test cricket to come back

>>74269419
>>74269443
i dunno if bogans is the right word 2bh

>>74269455
5 more days lad.

Warner
Renshaw
S. Marsh
Smith
Handscomb
Maxwell
Wade
Starc
Hazlewood
Lyon
Bird

>>74269517
>top3 all LHB
>Ashwinslol
lobotomise yourself

>>74269517
Can somebody tell me why Maxwell still has a spot?
He's been complete shit since early 2015

>>74269520
>not just greentexting maxwelll
m8

>>74269533
>Poockson Poord
>unironically basing a selection on browsing the scorecard of a warmup on cricinfo

>>74269520
Warner nicks off in the first over, who do you want in next? I would prefer S. Marsh ahead of Smith if the quicks are still going. If it's after 10 overs or so then I wouldn't care if Smith was at 3 but he's apparently autistic about the batting order and doesn't like changing it for the state of the game.

>>74269523
He probably won't play tbqh, it looks like they're going to pick M. Marsh ahead of him which is the wrong decision I reckon.

>>74269540
Nothing to do with that. Historically Australia has been better off playing three seamers in India and I think he's our third best at the moment, that's all.

>>74269553
>didnt pick SOK, Australia's objectively best spinner in Asia
>expects me to reply seriously

Travis Head should be the all rounder tbqh

>>74269559
Fair point. I would be OK with O'Keefe ahead of Lyon.

>>74269563
casualbomb: the post

>>74269517
>3 quicks, 1 spinner
>"Allrounder" maxwell
You're doing same mistake as england did.

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When did /cric/ become so shit?

>>74269587
England picked about five "all-rounders", that was their mistake. There's nothing inherently wrong with picking one, although I'd be alright with six batsmen. As I said before, playing 3+1 has been Australia's best set up in the past in India. Mediocre spinners don't suddenly become good in India, they get taken apart.

I'm only picking Maxwell because I'm choosing from the squad that's there and he's a better player than Mitch Marsh. And fucking playing six batsmen if that means Khawaja being picked.

>>74269588
When you arrived here this morning freshie

I'd literally pick 9 batsman and 2 spinners if I was in charge. I don't really care if india make 750 runs 15 overs faster, as long as I have enough batsman to bat out a draw i'm fine with it.

Obviously i'm not being serious, but the fact is my team only losing the series 2-0, but never being a serious chance is better than the current selectors picking the same team as 4 years ago and losing 4-0 again

>>74269553
Smiths going to be at three book it

>>74269662
I agree it looks likely. That was the team I'd picked rather than the one I expect which is:

Warner
Renshaw
Smith
S. Marsh
Handscomb
M. Marsh
Wade
O'Keefe
Starc
Hazlewood
Lyon

>>74269668
Yeah that's going to be the side for sure

Going to be a rough tour for Australia

>>74269601
> I said before, playing 3+1 has been Australia's best set up in the past in India
>wanting to emulate the same old tactics that have won them 4 matches in india in 21 years

kys retardo

>>74269668
handsome will bat above marsh and maxwell will play over lyon

>>74269674
When your frontline """spinners""" are Lyon, Maxwell, Agar and O'Keefe you definitely aren't going to want a spin heavy side. England did it with a much better spin bowling attack and got rolled. May as well stick at what Australia does well.

>>74269682
"No"

>>74269601
if you want to win in India you have to 5 bowlers and no all rounder, but if you want to draw you can go with one.

>>74269668
Marsh doesn't add anything to the side, He's just a place filler, cant play spin and sure can't bowl reverse which is needed from him cause he's not getting the new ball.

>>74269720
He has gotten reverse in the past, but since they changed bowling coach from Donald it's stopped

>>74269737
>bowling coaches stop you swinging the ball

'no'

>>74269742
t. dimitri mascarenhas

>>74269737
I think Australia having the same problem with that one place in the side like England did. Ansari, batty, Dawson did nothing for the team or cook didn't know how to use them.

>>74269674
I mean that's been Australia's set up when they've actually won matches in India

>>74269748
t. jacques de rudolph

>>74269796
t. Shane Warne

>>74269802
t. steve waugh

>>74269806
t. Brad Hogg

>>74269796
>>74269802
>>74269806
>>74269926
t. kangaroo

>>74269004
yeah in the zoo
:^)

>Grace Mugabe tells supporters that Zimbabwe’s 92-year-old president should be on ballot even if he dies
>“If God decides to take him, then we would rather field him as a corpse,” she told thousands of supporters at a rally in Buhera, eastern Zimbabwe.
what does this mean for rhodesian cricket?

Quite excited for the ashes lads

raining in hamilton lads

>>74276774
Glorious day in wellington

dark in bristol

Is Bumble more /cric/ approved than Tinder? Girls on Bumble seem more qt Tbh

>>74278437
Bumble is an English former cricketer who played county cricket for Lancashire and Test and One Day International cricket for England m8

>daniel has another reddit account
Smh, at least he's getting into rugby t b h. Glad to see him develop interests outside cricket and shit prog.

straffo

>>74278741
post it lad
not going cyber bully him, just interested

>>74278786
/user/Dan646

>>74278786
Also hello freshie

>>74278899
why, I know he had another reddit account which he got rid of after he got doxxed, I just want to see his hot poodictions for this years super ugby

>>74278437

Like most things, TInder was ruined by women looking for a relationship. Bumble is no better.

>>74278741
Daniel is a shitspouter fanboy, of course he frequents /rug/ now.

>>74278988
Wasn't he "Devvo lad"

>>74275554
literally Kim il-sung tier

>>74279021
I thought Daniel lives in Grey Lynn with his mum

>>74279021
>>74279277
Yeah nah, I live in Milford and I'm pretty sure devvo lad is from devonport

I though Daniel lived in some shitty apartment in the cbd

>>74279331
yeah wasn't he living with a group of Asians?

Is this match gonna get rained out?

>compulsive danielposting
Fucking kys lads.

t. daniel

>>74279411
Yeah lad. The raining stopped hours ago but there's some drainage issues.

no one cares

Is Daniel in this thread right now?

FUCK hamilton

>>74280040

Agreed

Why does it aways fucking rain when there is griget

Players only just got to the ground lel

t20 match 2 on soon lads

I know /cric/ has always been awful, but there's this new seething newcunt quality to it now.
Really burns my toast.

>Once covers come off (and if no further rain) still looking at a couple of hours for the ground to be prepared #NZvSA ^CE

FUCK OFF, HAMILTON

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Is anyone more pathetic than me?
>23
>NEET shut in
>No friends
>Do nothing
>Poor
>Daily suicidal thoughts
>Crippling depression
>Borderline personality disorder
>Wish I was a girl
>Not sure if I have gender dysphoria or if it's because I have BPD
>Arthritis
>One of my organs is failing
I seriously doubt many here have it worse

>>74280341
Sounds pretty bad la

>>74280341

I'm the first 5, but I'm 24

The rest, though, ur fucked m8

>>74280341
I stubbed my toe yesterday.

t.Hamilton

>>74280341
Is anyone more based than me?
>31
>outgoing
>do heaps
>enough money
>daily elite thoughts
>above average penis
>glad I'm a guy
>fit and healthy
>stubbed my toe though, might lose the nail

Nice blogposts you attention whoring cockmonglers

>attention whoring
just died from the irony lads

>>74280650
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>>74280568
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>>74280650

Literally me, except I own a house with my girlfriend, and haven't stubbed my toe recently.

Really hate how much of a fickle bitch cricket is with the weather

BASED FUCKING STATSGOD

>switch over to see if the cricket has started
>corianderson singing
really scraping the barrel

>>74282146

Please do not disrespect the husbando

I'm very happy with where I am lads
My life is good and I can't complain

>>74282360
I would be too if Hamilton wasn't so fucking shit.

WAAAAAHHHH the grass is damp :((((((((

I might hurt my ankles :((((((((((

4chan X has an elite new feature where you can turn (You)s on and off for any post in a thread.
Lots of applications for this lads

5:15
34 over game

34 overs each, lads

Kickoff in about an hour

Would really like a gf

>>74282513
>>74282549
Joke of a country

NZ stripped of international status when

>>74280341
i am
>Avoidance of occupational activities.
>Easily hurt and offended by criticism or disapproval.
>No close friends.
>Strong reluctance to get involved with other people.
>Strong reluctance to take personal risks or engage in new activities.
>Very shy in social situations.
>Preoccupied with criticism.
>Exaggeration of potential difficulties.
>Holding back in intimate relationships.
>Perception that they are socially inept.
>Constantly using 'always' and 'never' statements.
>Blaming others for creating a problem rather than dealing with the problem.
>Catastrophizing - always assuming the worst case scenario.
>Depression and mood swings.
>Escaping to fantasy worlds and daydreaming about ideal relationships.
>Fear of abandonment.
>Hardly speaking when forced to participate in a social situation.
>Hypervigilant - having an unhealthy obsession with the actions, thoughts and interests of others.
>Passive-aggressive behaviour.
>Self-loathing and self-victimisation.
>Tunnel vision - can only focus on a single concern while ignoring priorities.

>>74282604

The game will be a memer and half

Nz will probably lose

But that's OK, if cricket is the winner on the day :))))

We don't even care about this sport

>>74282660

You forgot

>a monkey

>>74282660
Based goosey

>>74282707
Dat casual racism

>>74282660
>long-winded

Concerned about the federal economy. An extended run of success has killed bipartisan politics and its going to hit >us hard soon lads

Has anyone seen goosey recently?

Think I might start pushing a narrative lads

Got a few in the oven waiting to be brought out

>Los Angeles: A campaign is building in Washington DC for Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to address a joint meeting of US Congress, a rare honour bestowed on world leaders including Winston Churchill, Nelson Mandela and Pope Francis.

>In the aftermath of Mr Turnbull's volatile phone call with US President Donald Trump, two senior Democrats believe an invite would reinforce America's "long- standing, close relationship" with Australia.

BASED Big Strong Americans are noticing >us again lads

>>74282746

You too

>>74282773
To elaborate: I think Turnbull has sound economic policies but he lacks the leadership and political skills to push them through parliament. I would not be surprised if th Labour Party is deliberately trying to worsen the economy to make re-election easier, the signs are all there.

Before a certain civil servant jumps down my throat over this, I will NOT be reading any replies as I KNOW I'm correct.

Does anyone know if they're starting?

>>74283121
Read the thread noob.

KEK, where did all the poopeelians run away to?

Aww, did the big mean NZGODS bully you away again?

Poorpetually pooper poorturbed poopeelian poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch.

>>74283181
Nice au/sp/ memes

Women's boundaries are cute lol

Nz batting first

Get ready for poo

>>74283127
Get fucked cunthair

This will be Mitch Marsh's breakout series. People will compare him to Steve Waugh v WI in '95. Australia will win the series.