Be honest. Who could stop him?

Diving european pussies maybe

Gronk is as tall as Crouch and he weighs 100 pounds more lol

>>74256438
Himself

Dude is made of glass and can't kick or dribble a ball for shit

>>74257920
Americans learn to play sports with their hands, not their feet

Foot sports are for females and 12 year olds

>>74260170
nice. so you're admitting that leaf is probably right and just moving the goalposts somewhere else entirely

>>74260170
'''''''''''' foot '''''''''''''''' ball
lol u muricans are literally retarded

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he would literally break down asking for oxygen after 20 minutes

>>74260190
How about you try playing a game 5200 feet above sealevel and see if you need some oxygen after 3 hours

Do we gotta kick your ass in another war or what Hanz? We already shut Merkel the fuck up

>>74260212
>American """"""""Banter"""""""""

>>74260218
do we gotta save your ass from hanz again limey? Hows that open border thing going for yah guys

who is that

>>74260212
>>74260234
can you fucking stop trying to "banter"

jesus the cringe is real

>>74260240
So why are you even responding then? What do you want me to do, call you fat or a burger like your banter? Don't act high and mighty when your banter is just as shit

>>74260248
Just stop

>>74260212
Cringe

>>74256438

Not arsenal thats for sure

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>>74260254

>>74256438
a gun

>>74260294
no guns in new england lol

well hunters for sure in northern NE but handguns will put you in jail for years

Hes fast as fuck but dribbling would be brutal for Gronk lol

Hed be a badass keeper

>>74257920
No beta soccer player could ever conjure enough strength to injure him

asshole

only himself

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The lure of a WWE contract to team up with his mate Mojo Rawley

aha nobody could

>>74260212
why it always americans roleplaying as countries?

fuck off back to /int/ if you are into this reddit humor

>>74260212
Remember when American banter was above a 4th grade level? I want reddit to leave and take the flags with you.

>>74275620
let me guess, burger?

>>74275620
says the prick who calls americans burgers

>>74256438
injuries

>>74275620
Kill yourself

>>74256438
Why Bayern? Cause he is polish?

>>74260179
>implying we give a shot about the name of the sport
>implying our sport doesn't take more strategy and skill
Fuck off

he'd probably get fucked up by some kind of slide tackle or some shit

Robben and his shuffle from the right to shoot with his left.

How does no-one see that every fucking time the big games come up.

Fucking Benjamin Button.

Bayern will go out in a very ill-tempered game against PSG I reckon.

Aaron Hernandez

>>74256438
I know "Americans could dominate soccer" is a meme, but Gronk would really be a good striker. His footwork and complete lack of concern for his own physical safety is phenomenal.

>>74260212
>>74260234
please stop

>All the triggered dirty non-American foreigners ITT
Don't they have their own imageboards anyway?

only grink himself

Fenway park was the captcha oh baby

>>74282585
In comparison to what, exactly?
There are plenty of big nigs in soccer playing striker like that.

BRAAAAADY

>>74288394
6'8 270 big??

>>74282544
lol thats brutal bro

>>74295914
Gronk doesnt have the touch to even compete in league 2, you seriously think hed be great at the top level?

how is this shitty thread still alive

>>74302514
bumps

>>74300510
if soccer wasn't so soft hed be fine

Nobody could

>>74288045
I got Fenway too

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>>74260170