/heem/: niko price edition

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Schaub is my God

this is the new thread

>>74256344
THANK YOU OP

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>>74256367
>>74256352
this is the real thread
post your picks for UFC Fight Night 105 to kickstart discussion
if you don't want to do the whole card, you don't have to

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Emelianenko vs Mitrione
Thomson vs Freire
Kongo vs Thompson
Koshcheck vs Alonso
Mayo vs Arteaga

>>74256344
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/16/14641350/new-provisions-on-returning-athletes-among-changes-to-ufc-anti-doping-policy
>A fighter who has retired or left the UFC under his or her own accord will not be able to compete again for the promotion until he or she is entered into the USADA drug-testing pool for six months, per changes to the UFC anti-doping policy made available to MMA Fighting on Thursday. Previously, the rule had been a four-month period in the testing pool before an athlete could return to the Octagon.

WGAF when they can just waive any requirements and have roided meatheads like Bork fight whenever

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>>74256344
appreciate the effort

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>>74256386
Mitrione
Thompson
Thompson
Alonso
Mayo

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>>74256387
>ending a greentext with a period

i knew you were the type of person that would do this
i don't take you seriously and I never will

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Post Cro Cops ITT

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>>74256436

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>>74256436

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>>74256436

>>74256427
the city of you.

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>taller
>better looking
>stole your gf
>heem'd you into retirement
>beat legends
>made more money
>alpha beard
>superior spelling
how can poop even compete?

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>>74256386
Mitrione
Thomson
Kongo
Alonso
Arteaga

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>>74256436

>>74256494
wtf are you talking about? fucking weirdo

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>>74256436

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>>74256436
*cries in croatian*

8 bongs to early weighins
Will johnny make it?
The good money is on NO

>>74256494
haha he even got poop tattoos on his ribs

>>74256615
Hang on a gosh darn second, isn't it in 32 hours?

>>74256615
its a sunday event my friend

>>74256631
Yes, it's a sunday card

>>74256615
last i heard he weighed 197

>>74256633
>>74256640
is this because ufc knew lellator would blow them the fuck out with Feyordor?

>>74256641
source?

>>74256641
Realistically that's a fairly easy cut in ~2.5 days if he's walking around at that
It would be primarily water, would be ridiculously pathetic if he missed 185. He seems to only struggle with those last 5 pounds like Cowboy

>>74256647
no, its because football is over and they can do sundays so they do

>>74256647
they often do sundays when there's a monday holiday

>>74256647
How can UFC possibly compete when the B side of the Bellator main event has merked their headliner and only lost to the other bloke due to filthy eye pokes, and the A side is gosh darned Fyodor

Any recent updates on McGregor?

>>74256714
his dick is still big

>>74256714
Still selling wolf tickets like always.

>>74256714
yeah he talked mad shit about the kardashians in GQ

I feel like putting everything I own on Felder and Mcmann parlay
Ricci is pretty shit, he lost to Horcher and hasn't fought any remotely top competition where as The Irish Dragon was competitive with Trinaldo until that hellish cut was opened up, and despite losing to Pearson and Barboza recently he survived Edson and the fight with Ross was close as fuck. He finished Crookers who is a much better striker than Ricci

McMann is versing an Alaskan debuting can, she should grind out an easy dec. It doesn't seem like Mazany's jitz is anything special so it seems like a pretty good parlay to me.

It's paying 1.54

>>74256747
that's all the convincing i need to put everything i own on that

>>74256747
Just took out 3 large for that parlay.

>>74256763
yeah, im also adding lombard into it, make that cash

>>74256747
I also think Mitrione is good value, he hasn't looked great in Bellator but Fedor is at can-crusher status these days and Mitrione is a clear step above anyone he's fought in the last 6 years after those 3 consecutive losses. The best fight he's had was Ishii and we all saw that disgraceful Maldonado fight...

>>74256768
Definitely think Lombard wins but maybe the weigh cut was really defeating Johnny, don't think i'm gonna bet on that. Especially after Hector was killed in his last two fights

>>74256776
>implying bigg pigg can even make 185

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https://twitter.com/GamebredFighter/status/832000403755642880

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realest fite fan fite of the year

>>74256824
smash, pass

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP8treXbZ2w

fresh

>>74256714
his aunty came down with a cold recently so he had to take a medical leave, said he'll be back in 2020

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>>74256386
Fedor
Thomson
Kongo
Koscheck
Arteaga

>>74256799
it's time to make the (you)fc great again

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>>74256386
>Mitrione
>Thompson
>Kongo
>Koscheck
>Mayo via looks

>>74256386
Fedor
Josh
Oli
THE KOS
Arteaga

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>>74256386
Fedor
Josh
Oli
Kos
Arteaga

>>74256863
NO PIC DONT ADD HIM

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>>74256897
of course not

Bring back RoganWatch

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>>74256386
Fyodor
Thomson
Kongo
Koscheck
Mayo

>>74256915
He went out of his way to get that taken down
He will do it again
Despite his words, his ego is fragile

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>>74256386
Fedor
Pitbull
Kongo
Koscheck
Arteaga (free money)

>>74256922
>>74256859
>>74256413
>mayo
Utter plebeian's with ZERO MMA knowledge right here

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>>74256984
>>74256992
>free money
she got robbed in this fight

>>74256992
>hometown advantage
>height advantage
>didn't lose her last fight (amateur, yes, but there's no real difference in quality of opponent for low level wMMA)

Womanlets about to be BTFO.

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REMINDER

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bellator card is way more stacked than ufc this weekend. im super hype

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>>74257096
El Cucuy by domination

>>74257107
not really.

fighters with most potential lead off the card, rest are old and busted

fiere is alright, but thompson will cracked his already cracked chin.

and lellator never has anyone in their prelims

>>74257115
Better hope there's no Metro PCS ad on the floor.

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>>74257121
>Tony will ever slip when he's in the ring with khaMEME
You know better than that son.

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JON JONES WHEN

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>bating for (you)s like this is /b/

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JON JONES GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER IM COMING FOR THAT DICK

@74257171
ah shiet

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>>74257171
fuk u

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>ywn be a terrible football player, then a mediocre mma fighter, as well as an awful competitive eater, then volunteer to be killed by Fedor on television.

Just watched Masdival vs Cerrone again.

Never realized how fast Jorge's hand are. Aside from Woodley, I don't see anyone that can stop him in the division.

>>74257261
Maia would neck him inside of a minute.

>>74257261
>wonderboy
>maia
>nick
>gastelum
>hector lombard

>>74257273
>names two Middleweights.

Ok bud.

>>74257273
>fatstelum
>lombard
>170

no

>>74257261
larkin
tumenov
usman

>>74257280
>>74257284

Those are two legit 170ers who just so happens to be able to fight at 185.

>>74256494
FUCK WHAT YALL TAWGIN BOUT..BLACK BEAST IN THIS HOE

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>>74256386
Fedor
Thomson
Kongo
Koscheck
Arteaga

>>74257297
Gastelum is done at 170, and Lombard can't make weight anymore.

>>74256494
Travis Browne never heemed Big Brown.

It was a bad stoppage; none of the punches were getting through.

Didn't matter though, because Schlob sucks regardless.

>>74257310
>none of the punches were getting through
for sure rewatch the fight my man

>>74257301
is that a picture of the entire country of japan?

>>74257310
Big Brown admitted to being unconscious on his feet, but okay.

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random webm from the mma folder

POLL KHABIB VS FERGUNSON
https://strawpoll.com/c1y7y9c

>>74257359
That lady in green is shithoused. Good thing she has 30 more oz of beer in her hand.

>>74257336
I'm referring to the part where the fight was stopped.

IIRC Shlob said that the punches weren't doing any damage and he told the ref not to stop the fight.

Obviously retarded reasoning from him though.

>>74257293
>tumenov
makes no sense right now but tumenov/masvidal would be a fun fight, fucking extreme punchy and kicky

>>74257359
Jesus didn't tap

>>74257380
mary magdalene would like to contest that claim

>>74257271
>>74257273
casuals
>>74257293
tumenov is fucking dogshit, fuck him

>>74257394
t. illegal alien

>>74257309
He's never missed weight. He just went up because he was pissed about gassing against Magny, but his cardio is no better at middlweight. He can beat anybody at welterweight if he fights smart.

>>74257301
How does one get into the middle of the island?

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Masvidal will out wrestle tyrone and heem him in the 5th round

>>74257436
Not a chance. Tyron will channel his inner Dada5000 and heem Masvidal to kimboland

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fuckin kill me brah

>>74257455
Roidrone will not go 5 rounds with a cardio beast

>>74257390
bullshit, his body went limp he wasn't controlling himself at that point

>>74256747
Just sold my car for this, thanks brah.

>>74257412
>duffy_testing_free_agency.webm

when is khabib ferguson happening

>>74257514
when you stop being a casual

>>74257519

...ok

>>74257514
2 weeks

>>74257524

who do you got?

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>>74257526
if Sambo was easy, it would be called 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu.

>>74257534

you really think Ferguson is going to get mauled like MJ did?

Idk man

what if ferguson fakes being tired or hurt while khabib is smashing and then catches khabib in a cheeky triangle or leg lock

fight is gonna be interesting for sure

>>74257526
tony, not sure why. tuf 15 was damn good, thought fergusson was on that one but he was on 13

>Ultimate surrender special: cockhold vs ngannou

Would you watch it?

>>74257539
It's always possible for a fighter to lose, but I just don't see Ferg not getting mauled after rewatching their respective RDA fights.

>>74257557
kys feggit

Yo hol' up

can white people fight in combate america?

>>74257651
yup

cub's brother is in it

>>74257668
I thought Cub was mulatto?

>>74257675
In America you're white if you look white and don't have a foreign name

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQlo0uTBBAo/

>Well! Thank you UFC it's been an awesome experience and many dreams come true. Time for me to look at what's next inside and outside the cage. New chapter starting right now !! #UFC #determination #dedication #passion #love #sport #mma #thankyou #ByeByeBoss •••• And don't feel sorry for me! For those who know me for years, you all know and I know that every time I thought the worse was happening, it was to take me to something 10 times better and I feel that this is what's happening. This is best for my health and future. I am good, I am happy, I still love my sport and I still gonna fight if my fans, sponsors and promotion have my back. And if not! I'm still gonna be fine !

F

>>74257752
...who?

>>74257764
Oh, shit, my bad. Letourneau was released from the UFC and is quitting strawweight forever.

Valerie trouble

>>74257752
F

>>74257777
...who?

>>74257789
t.shitstain

>>74257675
cub is mestizo, not mulatto

>>74256344
Brutal

>>74257789
Baka.

>>74257801
Either way, as a white man, he's not white. I want to see a proud Nord rampage through this promotion and become the heel that everyone roots against.

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>>74257834
>I want to see a proud Nord rampage through this promotion

>>74257752
its a shame they never added women's 125
F

>>74257893
It would be entertaining desu.

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>>74256714

Took a couple of pics in his panties in what appears to be a car park

>>74257947
Why is Adele chugging a bar of butter?

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>>74257115
>>74257140

Fucking metropcs man

i am calling upon the heem connoisseurs to resurrect the gi 3x a week meme

>>74257970
I can't afford to keep up this diet though.

>>74256922

Who is this scrote float?

>>74257973
you dont eat 3 gis, you eat a gi 3 times a week.

*portions gi*

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>>74257752

rip mommy

f

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>>74257956

gee i dunno

>>74258042
it's 2017, you can have two moms, get over it

>Conor is a boxer
>Ronda is dead
>bork retired
Now suddenly the UFC and GSP can come to terms. Really makes you think...

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>>74258102
>4billion
yfw the ferittas sold a sinking ship

>>74258108
UFC for the last 10 years has been one big hype job so the frittatas could sell at a massive profit. the institutional architecture is bare fucking bones and the new owners are freaked.

>>74258042
cat

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhwWAciO6F4

>>74256344
POLL
KHABIB VS FERGUNSON
https://strawpoll.com/c1y7y9c

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>>74258042
Val

In his last fight Johny's team said he was only 1 pound away from making weight hours before the weight in and yet missed the weight by more than 1 pound
Now Johny said he has 11 pounds to cut 24h before the weight in. It looks like a normal cut but I do not trust him. In truth it could be 20 pounds

>>74258231
It wasn't 24 hours it was closer to 72.
He will be fine stop memeing I hate you pierre

>>74258248
I never meme.
Johny's body is probably fucked up from all the hard cut he had in the past

>>74258248
Hendricks couldn't make weight with an electrified weight cutting machine.

>>74258248
>>74258231
Hendricks will miss weight and cry at the weigh-ins

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>>74256386
Fedor
Thomson
Kongo
Alonso
Mayo

>>74258146
the infrastructure is too dependent on having huge ppv buyrates.

Just put a cheeky tenner on Meathead, Josh, and Cup Cheick to win $34, wish me luck.

>>74258314
*wishes you luck*

>>74257969
Spain BTFO

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/ourgirl/ won last night

>>74258352
who is this uggo?

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CIGANO!

>>74258360
Alyssa Garcia, fought in Rizin.

Bunda Bless, my good heem

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>>74258382

bless

>>74258333
*heems you*

hehe

bet you weren't expecting that

*steps over your limp body*

c'mon babe let's catch a movie

hehe

>>74258392

ha ha that is pretty random :P xd

>>74258392
*wins a controversial split decision*

Give me one good reason you haven trained in over a week.

I'll wait.

>>74258398
I spend all my discretionary income on gambling.

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Your daily reminder that Holly was robbed.

>>74258398
I'm lazy and out of shape so I prefer shitposting a Cambodian basket weaving website.

>>74258401
Oh I agree my man, 100%.
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/831175337908199429
>Rewatched the Holly Holm vs JDR fight. It's not even a debate who won. I have it Holly 49-44 (points taken) 49-46 without #ufc208

>>74258401
>>74258414
No points deserved to be deducted and GDR won clearly 4-1, losing only the fourth

>>74258414
wow schuab is on the wall and stall koolaid

>>74258414
It's sad when Schaub is better judge than those official ones.

>>74258414
Which fight brain damaged schob more?

The rothwell or nelson fight?

How can we change WMMA so there's more finishes?

>>74258446

We need to let it die a dignified death.

>>74258430
>>74258441
>>74258431
>>74258446
>he actually watches wmma

>>74258444
He didn't have much to begin with, I think it stayed the same after first two KOs.

>>74258430
Ironically, the only round that all four judges scored to Holm was r5. Chris Lee gave Holm 2 and 5.

>>74258431
I don't understand how you could possibly give Holm r2. It's insane. I can understand valuing fencefucking (though the scoring criteria and my sense of what's important in a fight disagree) but how the hell do you score four rounds to Holm?

>>74258446
Mandatory steroid usage.

>>74258449
The Future Is Female

>>74258446
the clothing is inhibiting their performance. pressure shorts, nothing else

>>74258449
>>74258451
Women and strong and entertaining, deal with it.

>>74258451
Women are funny, get over it

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"god put me on this earth to be a tool"

-Tito Ortiz

any mma on in the next few hours? need my fix

>>74258446
Plated gloves

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>leave niggereem to me

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>big. oirish. balls.

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>>74258444

is Binson Sneb a good fighter?

>>74258534
>implying he could beat the reem
hes too one sided

Remember when people thought JDS would easily ko overeem lmao

>>74258537
Is Conor handsome?

Sometimes he looks good but sometimes he don't.

>>74258542
Overeem was good, but now his chin is pure glass.

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>>74256386
Mitrione
Freire
Kongo
Kos
Arteaga

>>74258542
remember this when glass roider gets slept

Which reem is fighting the Aussie cunt? Econoreem or uberreem?

/heem/ would have shit themselves if they looked across the octagon and seen this.

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>no more MILFamoto in the ring in Rizin

Why even watch?

>>74258566
Eek!

>>74258575
5/10

>>74258565
uberreem x rondasperg

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Big Brown Breakdown is the patrician source of MMA fight information

Prove me wrong

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>>74258581
Too much ass?

>>74258584
I'd moidah the bum. One overhand right and the Dutchie is going to sleep.

Would hunto get in trouble if he taps in the first few seconds? I'd love to see it.

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>>74258587
He literally looks up the fighters on wikipedia and then guesses about what'll happen.

>>74258593
Legal trouble? Nah. But he'd have a hard time getting booked outside of Japan afterwards.

>>74258590
She looks fit to me. Her face is a bit gaunt tho, and she's wearing a leaf.

>>74258594
He should retire anyway, he's accumulated so much damage and already seems kind of retarded.

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>>74258542
Reem has always had a bad chin, and except for power Hunto doesn't have any of the attributes of the guys that have knocked him out since he came over to the UFC. Feel pretty confident in picking Reem to win.

>>74258575
She's already been scheduled for the next Rizin event in April but she doesn't have an opponent yet.

>>74258606
What's the point stopping now? I don't think he can get much worse.

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>>74258554
he's a babe

>>74258620
Are those clothes fashionable? I really don't get fashion.

>>74256344
should have made a khabib edition just for spain sperg

>>74258615
hunto can be very crafty at times -in a way that most other strikers aren't. he's got more than just power.

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>>74258647
t. hassy

>>74258639
I think light jeans look like shit all the time

>>74258639
thats a very late 80s/early 90s outfit

>>74258557
>but now
It always was, and that was never the reason he loses

Overeem can be very defensive and tactical, the times he hasnt been like that are the times he always loses

>>74258618
bigfoot is still alive

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>>74258647
Not saying Hunto isn't skilled, it's just that he's slow and doesn't cut off the cage very well. Reem should be able to run whenever he needs to. He's not tall or quick enough to force Reem to fight on his terms.

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Who are the underdog bets this card lads? Nordine Taleb is a massive underdog, i might drop a load on McMann + Zahabi + Taleb

>>74258727
>i might drop a load
what did he mean by this?

>>74258713
>mfw this guy is still Hunt's biggest fan

Incredible dedication. Not even Conor's aussie impersonator has this degree of longevity.

>>74258751
I can rest my balls on your forehead

>>74258727
I don't trust Zahabi on his debut, and especially not at ~-300 odds, though I might throw him in an accy.

Underdogs I like to win: Browne, Hendricks and Marshman. Hendricks I am fading pretty hard given that Lombard is an excellent grappler, though.

>>74258615
>She's already been scheduled for the next Rizin event in April
Neat!

>>74258854
>~-300
My bad, Zahabi is -220, just checked. Still not touching that fight in a major way.

>>74258854
Santos is a beast tho, perhaps Theodorou whos a fair underdog, considering he doesn't shadowbox again.

>>74258866
Santos is good, but he's going to get knocked out given his total lack of striking defense and the way he holds his chin in the air. Maybe not this fight, but soon, and Marshman has decent boxing, and I don't think Santos can compete in boxing range. It's all about if Jack can get past his kicks, IMO, and I think he can.

>>74258866
>perhaps Theodorou whos a fair underdog
Maybe, but I don't trust either Theodorou or Ferreira. I'm passing the fight.

Also he's only +105 right now.

Breakdown of Conor's banter

>I'm Irish
>I'm rich
>I'm taller than you

If anyone's interested, K-1 has a YouTube channel with a bunch of uploads. They've got some of their MMA fights as well as kickboxing matches, all with quality audio and no commentary.

https://youtu.be/WBCoLfr3qWY

>>74258929
>your chin is shit
>I hit hard with my left hand

>>74258929
don't forget talking about "the game" (you just lost) like some pathetic rapper.

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>>74258882
>>74258891
That's fair lads. What about the safe picks McMann+Esparza+Lombard?

>>74258979
I shouldn't have said Lombard, he looses fights he's about to win, so it's risky.

>>74258979
>lombard
>safe pick
lmao

>>74258979
Esparza/McMann is very safe. Also very low value (and honestly, McMann and Esparza are both really being overvalued here). There's no really good value way to bet on them outside of just the moneyline, unfortunately. Even Carla by decision is still -140, and she could pull off a choke, though I doubt it.

>>74258998
bet the mortgage on Johny hes going to win

Lombard has seen his past performances and hes going to play it safe for this one, he will lose a DEC because lombard cant win DEC's

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>>74258979
Ayy lmao is the only safe bet on the card IMO. Mid-level women's matches are a little more erratic and I wouldn't be surprised if McMann lost. You might be better off sitting this card out.

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Megumin

>>74259029
Gina Mazany is a QT3.14, but she's getting fucking murdered, lad. At least Markos is vaguely competent everywhere; Esparza could do something incredibly stupid and gift her the win.

>>74259029
Wonder if Brown can beat the BBC like he beat his wife

>>74259029
Putting their racial backgrounds into their nicknames is so cringy desu

>>74259065
"cringy t bh"
you're a fucking joke, mudslime

>>74259045
Very possible. Mazany's rightfully the underdog, but I wouldn't bet on it.

>>74259052
>HEAD MOVEMENT
He's still with Edmond, isn't he?

>>74259094
Yeah as far as I know he is

idk I've seen the pictures of his wife all fucked up then I turned on a youtube thing today and he's telling me Werdum "Isn't a good guy"

What even is that? Am I being fucked with?

>>74259029
Haha I sure am glad I bought Fite Pass, lads.

>>74259094
He's still with Edmund, but he did his camp with the Blackzillians and Edmund isn't in his corner.

I'm likely going to put $50 on Marshman/Esparza/McMann just to make it interesting, maybe $20 on Hendricks/Browne/Marshman/Esparza/McMann, and that's all for this card. It's not very betable.

>>74258215

I like the washed up who cares whoreness about her.

>>74259117
I don't rate Hendricks now man

Its a shame because he was very likeable. Maybe if the gsp thing hadn't have turned into such a rort

>>74259117
>He's still with Edmund, but he did his camp with the Blackzillians and Edmund isn't in his corner.

*Blackhouse

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>>74259156

>>74259156
Still a million times better than Glendale.

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Does the lanklet aussie stand any chance?

>>74258929

>I run <city>

>>74256344
>5'9 220

>>74259175
No, her defence is very suspect.

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>>74259029

>ayy lmao

You cheeky monkey

>>74259175
Absolutely not. If Cyborg is anything less than a -500 favourite I'm putting my mortgage on her.

>>74259182
Her striking defense, her TDD, and almost certainly her sub defense, though if Cyborg gets it to the ground she'll probably just mulch Megan's brain.

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>>74259117
>He's still with Edmund, but he did his camp with the Blackzillians and Edmund isn't in his corner.
wat

Why even bother? Sounds like he doesn't want to break the bad news to Edmond.

>>74259143
Train's been off the rails ever since he lost the title. Controversial losses to GSP and Lawler killed his motivation I think. Genuinely feel bad for the guy, I don't know if he gives a shit anymore.

>>74259187
>he doesn't want to break the bad news to Edmond.

I think he's just trying to keep things stable with the Mrs.

>>74259187
you know its hard to quantify these things. But yeah I mean his hearts dead.

Sucks really

Sometimes wonder why I bother with this fucking sport when you see the amount of robbery that goes on

I do quite like the technical aspect of it though

>>74258554
he is ugly

Remember that time mark hunt lost to Werdum standing up lmao

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>>74259175
Cyborg's chin is fucking granite, she would've beaten her down even in her younger years before she learned to box.

>>74259204
Personally I think all sports are rigged to varying degrees. You take the good with the bad like anything else.

>>74259235
Well, I'll be waiting for your slip when that fight happens.

>>74259230
It was clearly an early stoppage.

>>74259230
Mark just a goose though desu. If he's actually trained all his life he'd be pretty good. Just relys on catching people with his decent timing and good power.

Probably the most unskilled fighter in the UFC

>>74259235
Yeah its pretty rough. Look at the Alvarez fight stoppage compared to the Woodley non stoppage. You see Tommo's lights go out for a second. Could easily be called a ko

>>74259253
That seems legitimately unfair to Mark given that wBW is a thing. He's quite a good kickboxer.

>>74259286
He's got no decent offence man. Just trys to load up a shot as he plods after people

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>>74259253
Yeah, stoppages are highly variable depending on who's fighting, not to mention all the late hits.

It's also very tough to tell if a guy is out or not, especially when they're on the ground. Tough to fix since referees are all basically part-timers and only a tiny handful of guys have top-level experience.

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>>74259331
Yeah idk that's a bit rough. Like clearly just trying to hurt his brain, but Bisping had been winding him up all season to be fair

ask a pro fighter anything

>>74259342
how would you heem yourself?

>>74259342
How much do steroids cost?

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>>74259342
How are you, Mr. Goodridge?

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>>74259342
Does Dana hand you cash in the locker room or is that bullshit

>>74259163
based

>>74259342
How can you afford living on 10k/10k contract ?

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>>74259364
It's true but it's also greatly exaggerated by the UFC as a carrot-and-stick method of keeping fighter pay down.

>>74259342
is carlos conduit a meme fighter?

>a guy who got tapped out by Brendan Schaub will beat the GOAT
Ok....

>>74259379
Would you take cock on a 10/10 contract?

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>>74259339
Never liked Bisping but there's no excuse for hitting a guy like that. I don't care how much of an asshole he was, that was a fucking cheap shot.

>>74258673
Agree. last fight against Miočić he had very good plan, movement and everything. But that one punch he thought could ktfo Stipe, did not. I think he wasn't expecting that. He should look for a decision against Hunt.

>>74259392
Yeah it might be a cultural thing man. I think most Aussies and Brits love Bisping hey

Maybe Canadians too but idk

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>>74259385
N-no

>>74259384
Meathead will drop Fedor in the first exchange, follow him to the ground, and get subbed.

>>74259418
Her clit is probably bigger than my penis by now :(

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>>74259418
faggot

>>74259395
He will. He's not going to stay in place for long enough to get knocked out.

I'm going large on Hunt and hedging with Overeem by decision.

>>74259423
Did the UFC drop mitrione?

>>74259423
Fedor's getting sparked.

I don't even want to watch this. Just wake me when it's over.

>>74259436
He's already fought in lellator twice my man.

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Damn. I thought cyborg was much older. She's only 31.

>>74258377
Fuck, why doesn't sperg OP include rizin? I always check the threads to make sure there aren't any events but I didn't see anything yesterday.

>>74259436
They didn't cut him, he got offered a better deal by Lellator while in free agency.

>>74259449
Next Rizin event isn't till April my man. When it gets closer OP's will include grorious Japanese fighting events.

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>>74259392
Hendo was trying to win, he had no idea Bisbling was out cold so he hit him again. It wasn't malicious, it was just portrayed that way by Joe, so Hendo went with it in the post fight interview.

He did the same exact thing in the second fight; overhand right, knockdown and dive bomb punch but this time Bisbling got up. Was that a cheap shot?

Americans are getting BTFO by Iranians at the world wrestling championship right now, 4-1 score

super thick atmosphere

>>74259443
>>74259450
Is there anything at all that could make Bellator not shit or are we just UFC cucks for the rest of time?

>>74259474
They could stop having 30 fight prelims, not tape delay their broadcast, and not put good fights on the prelims while they have awful fights on the main card.

I think that Strikeforce being good was just a matter of luck tbqh.

https://youtu.be/6X20pPb2ieE

What went right?

When does Bellator start again (for Eurofags)?