Do you buy the SI swimsuit issue?

*barely audible brap

just don't post the front-on image where you can see how wide her shoulders are compared to her hips. totally ruins it

I feel bad for these women to be honest. Where are her parents and friends to tell them not to do this? It's one thing to be a model and do it, I guess. But to be a star athlete and lower yourself to this, it's a shame. But then again, I don't know how much she's getting paid, maybe if I were in her situation I'd do the same.

Looks like a slender muscular man ass

0/10 would not stick my tongue in

>>74255878
>buying printed media

This ain't 1940. kys grandpa

>>74255959
>DONT BE SEXIST AND SEE WOMEN AS OBJECTS
>LOL I ALWAYS POSE LIKE THIS

wew lad

why not just try the most passable tranny?

>>74255878
She has a nicer body than pretty much every gymnast ever since Alicia Sacramone, but these pictures are completely asexual. I feel kind of bad for her that she looks so weird in them.

>>74255878
>>74255894
>>74255897
these three pics are swimsuit kino, but some of the photos from that set were down right atrocious

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MUH DICK

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>>74256814

MUH VAG

>>74256835
>puka shell necklace

God damit.

Only when Kate Upton is in it

>>74255878
just realized she looks like michael hutchence

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>buying a magazine for the purposes of masturbation
>when free online porn exists
>in 2017

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>>74257238
this

especially when instagram exists

>>74255897
>>74255894
>>74255878
>>74256814
I feel really bad for her. Why would she do this?
Why did no one tell her to have higher standards than that? What's the point of going almost naked for the world to see when you've worked your entire life to be noticed for your talent as a gymnast, not for your manly ugly body?
Why even do this? It's just sad

>>74257249

*tips fedora*

indeed, my good sir! :^) Why don't we take this conversation further back at /r/atheism?

>>74257274
The anon you quoted is right you know

>>74257302
t. quoted anon

>>74255878

The photographer should never work again. Unflattering as shit.

>>74257633
yeah get her to smile at least

>>74257249
>work so that your body is stronger than 99% of women
>not wanting to show it off
from a non-sexual perspective it's incredible, to see the physical structure required to do high-level gymnastics. i don't think she cares whether it makes good fap material for anyone. I'd agree tho that this fits better with ESPN's body issue than the SI Swimsuit

>>74255878

No because I can't maintain an erection during sex and it's caused me to lose things I care about and I don't want to be even momentarily excited by women anymore.

>>74255959
Same, no self respecting woman should give up her dignity to be a man's object of sexual gratification. How can you be a good mother if you have pictures like this floating around? Those kids will end up on 4chan making incest fiction and white nationalist propaganda

>>74255878
>>74255894
>>74255897
>you dont want any goy?

>>74255878
I'm sorry but fapping material on the internet is plentiful and low in cost.

I want to fuck her, I'm objectively a 7.7/10 (8.4/10 when I actually put effort into my appearance) do you guys think she'd let me if I ever saw her and asked?

>>74258312
>>74255959
>>74257249
Because not everyone is as conservative or repressed about sexuality as you are. It's modeling.

>>74258354
joke

>>74255878
>>74255894
>>74255897
>>74256814


mmm yes pusy for me ?

>>74258364
I am not interested in discussing this topic with a man who is addicted to porn

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>>74258232
What i find surprising is that she looks way more attractive on the ESPN body issue set than on the swimsuit set, theorically it should be the opposite.
You would expect ESPN to show how her athlete body looks like, and SI to put her in a position where her body is feminized to make her look like a model.

>>74258290
How come fammalamma

>>74258232
>this naiveitae
You can show off your amazing body just as well while wearing more clothes and posing in a classier manner. To suggest she doesn't care if she makes good fap material is ridiculous, that's exactly what the magazine is for and that's exactly why she's posing like that - ass jutting out and presented; tits barely hidden. Etc.

Also at what point is the line drawn? She is revealing so much already, and has great tits, so why not go fully topless and show off just a little more of that amazing body?

>>74258731
this picture is fucking great. looks like marble.

>>74258364

>modeling

lol okay.

But to answer the other anon's question.

Gold medal women's gymnasts had horrible parents 99% of the time. That's the reason they are gold medal gymnasts. Because instead of having normal parents and a normal life, their parents put them to work at age 3 and put through a brutal training regimen and harsh coaching through all their formative years so they could be the best at a dangerous performance art. And beyond that, these parents have more self interest than in the well being of their kid.

That's why they often grow up maladjusted and take the whore route to cash out.

>>74255959
>>74258312
>Women make their fashion decisions based on what men want to fuck

If that were the case Victoria's Secret wouldn't be in every mall in America, most men could care less about lingerie.

She's probably so tight that only an asian or a businessman can get it in without hurting both parties

>>74260119
that's bawdy.

Come to /sp/, we know all about what motivates women.

how much do you think a night with this whore would cost, no shitposting.

I say $2500

>>74260119
i'd stretch her out tho. she would form fit my bbc

>>74260165
t. 6 inch dick

>>74260108
>>most men could care less about lingerie

U wot m8? You think women wear it because it's comfortable?

maybe I'm into jewesses but I'd bust a nut so hard if she rode me like a pommel horse

>>74260149

If Olympic 1500m runner Suzy Favor Hamilton is any gauge, 900/hour minimum, more for "the Girlfriend Experience."

http://thesmokinggun.com/file/suzy-favor-hamilton-reviews

>>74255974
I hate to agree with a grandpa poster, but who would buy sports illustrated any more? I could see buying some niche magazine, but the internet has more sports content than you could ever read. It also has free copies of the swimsuit issue pictures.

>>74260183
lol true. but big dicks start at 6". and mine is like 6.4

>>74257249
As if she can't flaunt it and also succeed at gymnastics at the same time. Also
>manly ugly body
Kys fag.

>>74260267
The mag doesn't even have all the swimsuit pictures but the site does. Literally no reason to buy

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>>74257238
They don't even get good shots most of the time, what the fuck

>>74260108
>t. most men

>>74255897
>>74255894

Is Aly the hottest Jew on this side of the furnace door?

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>>74255878

>SI swimsuit

back to red.dit

>>74260601
>euro posts a dude

>>74255878
>>74255894
>>74255897
>>74256814
>>74258731

fuggggg

>>74255878
BRAAAAAAAAAAAPT

>>74261555
I imagine for her it would be more of a
toooooooooooot

>>74255878
>>74255894
>>74255897
No one else is gonna say it? Fine.
She's hot as fuck but those are the worst poses I've ever seen

>>74261584
I like the top one because ass and the bottom because tits but they are shit poses nonetheless

>>74261584
The first 2 are fine. The 3rd one is a little awkward, but I can work with it.

>>74260265

>old disgusting white woman wants $900/hr

i'd buy her 2 drinks tops

god damn Massachusetts girls are fine

i like how threads like these are allowed now. /sp/ resurrection?

>>74261775
ass threads are back bro

NEED MORE MASS ASS

>>74255922
jej

>>74261561
lmao

>>74257238
I enjoy it. I found an old magazine the other month and had a fap. Wasn't even like penetration or anything, just nude models. Gave me good feels.

>>74255894
She looks.....dead inside.Not capable of feeling emotions or anything because she's so badly broken.What an awful photographer.

>>74261730
t. Faggot from Massachusetts

>>74261906
ahah suck my huge dick you fucking faggot

we run the country

>>74261924
In which way kek

>>74260249
>Women always dress for comfort
>Women don't like to see themselves as looking good
You don't know many women, do you?

>>74260274
>big dicks start at 6"

Whatever keeps you from buying an F-350

>>74261943
in every way, economy, education, healthcare and sports

>>74262024
>truckshaming
Why do numales do this?

>>74262047
The best athlete that has come out of Massachusetts is fucking Jack Eichel, what the hell are you talking about

>>74262072
funny you ignore the other 3

>>74262080
All are equal to places like Minnesota only they've produced better athletes in literally every sport besides idk boxing?

>>74255878
How tall is she?

>>74262047
>massivetwoshits residents unironically think this
delusion

>>74262507
name me a city with better hospitals and universities.. hell you can even name a global city if you want

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I like boobs

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Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>>74262559
literally anywhere

>>74262047
>in every way
>economy

kek stopped reading there

>>74262643
>literally anywhere
so name a city brah

>>74262678
new york, london, paris, tokyo

>>74262678
literally any city in the US, Canada, of Europe

>>74262559
>Massachusetts
>city

New England education, everyone.

>>74262689
also Japan or worst korea

>>74262153
She's short

>>74262705
so is my cock so I guess she's made for me

>>74257641
or at least show her tits

>>74262688
New york has better colleges and hospitals? ahahahahaha

Paris?! dude you dont know shit huh

Jews are the most intelligent and beautiful people on the planet. The more you know.

>>74262748
There's nothing that substantially separates Massachusetts from Minnesota bro
Nice chip on your shoulder tho

>>74258364
>other people have self control and i don't like it, please accept me
no kys

>>74264261
>dude all these hot 10/10 sluts are just throwing themselves at muh dick but I say 'NO' because I have le self-control :^)

>>74258731
You're right. Really bad photographer/layout for SI. They couldn't figure out a way to capture her attractiveness in any way like ESPN could. Putting her in forced stretching positions and poses that flattened her boobs and made her ass look like a square man-ass was a totally stupid decision.

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>>74256814

>>74257249
She should have showed us the inside of her vagina.

>>74256841
thats a candy necklace FOOL

>>74265914
this lol they gave it to him before the shoot

gronk doesnt wear that shit

>>74265287
Never thought aly was pretty

>>74255878
>>74255894
>>74255897
would berry so hard

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>>74255878
>dat mattress


---
say what you will, would fug

Boston girls are hot as fuck

this thread is important

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>>74255878
>>74255894
>>74255897

>>74255959
Is it weird that I completely agree with this but am also glad that they do this so I can jack my dick off?

>>74260265
Her husband stayed with her. Fucking cuck

>>74255878
Nope, I get porn for free.

She looks like a dude

>>74255878
holy shit that ass needs daily pounding
I'm fapping uncontrollably