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>>74254869
first for early

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GREAT edition to be desu

Laine a elite

>>74254882
tfw can't even tell if pics are shooped any more

>sallad

Will Pakarinen have a better ppg than McDavid?

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>>74254913
i just assume they are all real

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So why aren't the Sedins good every single shift?

That goal was fucking crazy.

>>74254921
yes

he's going to play in a grand total of 2 nhl games and score 2 pts

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>tfw nothing to look forward to

>>74254869
Early, it's all over. How could you.

>>74254897
what were we right about?

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What's /hoc/ drinking tonight?

pic related is what I'm trying out. Pretty good so far.

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>>74254953
maybe learn french lad, it'll help you take your minds off things

Good news, friends. Jakka "The Big Snacka" Virtanen has punched his season PPG average all the way up to 0.26.

>>74254957
Canucks fans are awful

>>74254963
d-darker!

>>74254953
you're one day closer to death tho

>>74254963
labatt blue for the most part because it is cheap and goes down easy. also some russian beer called baltika. bought it on a whim, tastes bretty guud.

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>>74254966
It's always you with the same anime picture

NOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT A NIGHTMARE

OH CORY

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>>74254953
there's a good chance you'll see the team get relocated and play in a new arena in hartford or quebec city... that could be fun

>>74254963
this

>>74254990
it's been pretty effective however, you have to admit

the bye week was a mistake

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why is this unironcially good?

>>74254970
worst fanbase since 2010 or whenever it was their shitty core memed it up

Virtanen for Lazar.

Y/N

>>74255019
>bust for bust

who cares

>>74255011
i got blackout drunk on that stuff at jericho beach when i was 21. i woke up without my shirt and my phone sitting at a bus stop in front the bay downtown at 5am. good times.

>rags

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>>74255019
What's wrong with his fucking face?

He looks like a mong.

I wouldn't trade for this bust.

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HONK HONK RAGGOTS

did bill lose weight

rags fucking suck lmao

>>74255011
it tastes too much like dr pepper to me i cant really do it

>>74255057
the black is slimming, the only thing about him thinning is his hair

God damn Rags really can't beat Isles for shit
Also feels good to cuck them out of a winning streak

>rags

Barclay center is a fucking shit hole

how can the rags be losing so many games and be so high in the standings? I don't understand it.

>>74255011
Because spiced rum is best rum. The stronger the better too. That way you don't have to use as much in mixes/on ice. But >>74255035
is not reccomended. It is not a good alcohol to get wasted on.

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>>74255035
>high school grad party
>at best friend's house
>don't remember the whole night, basically
>woke up naked in the basement
>somehow didn't kill myself with sharp tools or metal stands

listen up faggots cause i'm only gonna say this once. the new york rangers are the worst team in the nhl and there's nothing you can't do about it

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>>74255067
>tfw the rags will NEVER win at barclays center

feels good lad

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>>74255044
ya i would much rather want to hang on to virtanen until he learns disciprine in the AHL and maybe becomes the kind of player his draft rank ought to be.

instead of the humpty dumpty looking cuck lazar kek

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>>74255084

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>>74254963
Brewsters variety pack, lad.

Plus some MGD when I run out of the good stuff.

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>>74254990
i won't leave you until the canes do

>>74255019
>snes have chris neil take Virtanen under his wing
>helps him develop into a marchand tier filthy cunt
>hongcouver drafts nico hischier
>in his first game back in hongcouver Virtanen ends Hischier's career after charging from the other end of the rink to deliver a crushing hit to the head

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>>74255079
Aren't you a little young to be posting on /sp/

get out of here with that casual bullshit

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>>74255088
absolutely outstanding, 10/10

havent watched an oilers game in a few, anyone care to explain why eberlazy is back on the top line?

>>74255107
Trade value

>>74255107
cause the oilers have fuck all for RWs

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this shit should be illegal
too tasty

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>>74255103
BOIIIIIIIIIIIII

i still enjoy this shit (unironically)

>>74255079
grad parties do that. we went grad camping for ours and i only really remember arriving, leaving, and the fraser flooding half our campsite.

>>74255107
McLellan split up McDavid and Draisaitl to try to get two lines going. Eberlek took his place.

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>>74255123
You have shit taste and prove that all canucks fans are casual niggers

drink a real drink kid

Who's the best prospect defenseman? Chabot? Girard?

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>>74255123
who /broke/ here

>>74255129
>fraser flood

So you're 20?

>>74255136
yeah i bet you like tasting NUT lol

>>74255102
K E K
E
K

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>>74255079
>kippers passed out naked in a basement

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post the booze that wrecked you the most that you will NEVER drink again

>>74255107
They were playing like shit and not scoring. The McD-Drai-Maroon line ended up being the only one scoring, so teams shut them down easily. Mclellan is trying to distribute the scoring and find something that works again. Eberle has been better this year for the most part though. He looks like he is playing for his pride. Still can't score for shit though.

>>74255120
never heard of it desu
maybe i'll give it a try

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>>74255149
this isn't fun anymore

>>74255152
please, especially if you can get the cranberry or ruby red grapefruit at your liquor store
shit's so good

>>74255079
i wonder how many people raped you that night

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Why is this shit so good? How do they make it taste so pine-y? It literally is the GOAT shit to drink when it's cold and you have the fire running.

>>74255148
My body heats up when I drink alchy to something like 40 degrees. Can't wear clothing when I drink too much.

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OH ITS TRUE
ITS DAMN TRUE

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>>74255149
Haven't drank vodka since. Shit's for teenagers, Russians and natives.

>>74255164
Is Weight elite?

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>>74255149
one of the first high school parties i drank at. cheapest shit i could get booted for me. ate too much KD before. fuck malt liquor dewd

>>74255143
27. it wasn't some epic flood or anything, we were just dumbasses who picked a campsite waaay too close to the river and forgot the water rises around may.

>>74255168
>7-1 to laffs

probably not

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>>74255149
rum gets me

>>74255168
9-1-2 or something
elite.

>>74255163
>wanting your beer to taste pine-y

disgusting

>>74255182
do you prefer hard cider, fag

>>74255166
Ceasers are god tier

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>>74255163
I might fling my wiener at you and try to land it in your mouth, if I were also drunk. Nothing personal, lady.

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>>74255168
cannot tell if weight elite, or cappy just so stupid

>>74255182
all of /hoc/ right now isn't above the age of 18

I bet they have friends too, fucking casuals

>>74255176
5-1
5-4
7-1
best 2 of 3?
>laughs

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HIT THE SHOWERS, PHILLY

>>74255190
try to take your pants off near me and your dick will be gone in 0.2 femtoseconds

>over the last 43 games the habs are 0.500

>>74255195
Check their road and home splits. It's fucking insane. Barclay's center is an absolute dump.

>that timing when the announcer finishes complimenting a player and the player makes a great play

This Benning guy is looking like a keeper senpai. Draistaitl is pretty gud too.

>>74255138
Sergachev

I hate the Hasb but if I could pick any dman prospect I'd choose him.

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>>74255163
weirdly tastes like choclate to me. not bad but not something i would like to drink a lot of in one sitting.

pic related is the GOAT local brew

that fucking refpuck with the blues third goal being blown dead

if i was an stl fan i'd be so mad REEEEEE

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>>74255201
That's all the time I need.

>>74255188
I prefer bitter tasting thick black shit for beer.

I like gin though, so the pine-y taste can stay where it belongs.

are the leafs going to trade for anyone or trade away anyone?

>>74255218
should i tune into the nucks game? the oilers are up 2-0 on philly and thats quite fun

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Post shit that tastes better from that tap than from the bottle.

>tastes like fucking God/10 from the tap
>buy 6 bottles
>doesn't taste that good
>go somewhere else to buy
>still doesn't taste as good
>can't figure out why

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>>74255142
shitbox master race REPORTING IN

>>74255228
Probably trading away Leipsic for someone

>>74255228
The only people they've got that they'd want to get rid of are Polak and Bozak. Anyone else is either not fetching a price of any kind or is too valuable to be a deadline trade.

>first period isn't even done yet
>I've already finished my overly large cheese pizza slice

Wat do?

>>74255142
>8 days off since Christmas
Definitely not me, lad.

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He didn't Flyer so good...

>>74255254
why do you only have ONE

>>74255210
they travel more hours than any nhl probably, pretty gay then they come back to honky and shit ice

>>74255228
The only trades worth making are to swindle some team up against the expansion limits like Anaheim.

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>>74255241

>>74255260
Lmao the Flyers are so bad.

Matt Cullen is fucking 40 and he's still so solid as the 4th line center. It's ridiculous.

>>74255239
nah i'd watch flyers vs oilers over this, STL got fucked over

>eberle

Crosby is a literal god tasteless

>>74255257
know that feel; we're all gonna make it

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>>74255241

>tastes like a delicious summer beer from the tap
>tastes like a cheap cooler from the bottle

it's a mystery

>>74255267
Because I'm just a Philly girl, livin in a pizza starved world.

Eberle for Shittenkirk and Yakupov WHEN

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Gg Jets.

>>74255284
more like scheifele fucking sucks

This Corey Hirsch stuff is crazy

>>74255281
I actually liked his play so far this game. To be fair though, they are playing Philly. Defense isn't exactly they're strong suit.

>>74255142
how much are 40s there? they're like five bucks here

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>>74255297
>yakupov being forced back to edmonton

would he kill himself before, or after the flight?

i honestly hate crosby, career ending concussion when?

>>74255138
Chabot is better than Sergachev

>>74255316
Atleast he'd get some ice time again

>>74255284
shut the fuck up artosis nobody likes you

>>74255249
like who?

>>74255269
manson?

>>74255319
>being this jealous

are you one of those 40 year old people on HF that still calls crosby "crysby" or "divesby"

>>74255312
in Texas? like 4-6 bucks

>>74255297
>Yakupov returns
>leads Oilers in scoring in the playoffs
>fucks off to Russia next year
>Shatenkirk doesn't resign
>Eberle goes on to put up 20+ goal seasons with STL for the rest of his career

DO IT

Heiskanen>Chabot>Juolevi>Sergarnceh

>>74255320
Meant for >>74255214

>>74255307
>thing that stopped him from killing himself was that he was afraid he'd fuck it up

relatable

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>>74255319
soon

hopefully one for mcmeme as well

tarasenko goal at the end of the power play
3-2
refpuck defeated

>>74255319
t. Drank too much lysol

Kill yourself Patrick

>>74255328
no

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>>74255149
pepsi and vodka

used to slam vodka out of the bottle and wash it down with half-pepsi half-vodka

>>74255334
i bet the snes will rush and ruin chabot just like they do all their 1st rounders

>>74255297
Blose looking for 1st + prospect

Doubt they'd have any interest in someone like Eberle, doesn't suit that team at all.

>>74255342
is that some avant-garde Panthers tattoo

>>74255319
Pls anon, they already tried that. Refs now automatically call penalties if you even look at him the wrong way.

>>74255334
Chabot>Sergachev>Juolevi>Girard

All will be solid top 4 defenseman for years

>>74255326
A defenseman or enforcer, but they're definitely trading Leipsic which is great because he's a great prospect who needs NHL time

>>74255307
who knew a former nhler could be such a pussy

>>74255329
damn i thought they were like a dollar in the states

>>74255342
Is this a new BLACKED video? Whos the girl?

>>74255334
what the fuck are you even talking about? half of those aren't even real names

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>>74255011
Relatively stiff stuff for a rum, but it's got that sweetness so you don't need to add too much to it in order to drink it easily, as others have said.

Protip: this shit mixes with Coke Zero better than anything. Diet soda isn't as sweet as regular soda, but the Kraken makes up for it with sweetness of it's own. Really good combo desu

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Who ready for /kempe/ here

>>74255307
the cool part is the organization got him the medical treatment he needed and his teammates seem to really care about him

the part where he starts beating the shit out of someone from the islanders with his blocker because he was that anxious and didn't get to leave so he went into the fight of fight or flight mode

brutal

>>74255365
nah man whenever cities want to fund a new project they tack on a few cents to the alcohol taxes

>>74255337
i'd take sergachev over Chabot easily

but then again I've actually watched serg play outside of the wjc

>>74255371
I agree, actually. I was in camp up north when I first tried it, and we only had diet Pepsi available to us. It mixed like a dream and wasn't too sweet.

>>74255340
When it comes to mental health I tend not to make jokes I legit take it seriously

>>74255330
>Wash their hands of six gorrilion in cap space
Not bad on its own t b h

>>74255351
He'll get a haul. Shattenkirk might be the only reason to watch TradeCentre. The Hanzal sweepstakes aren't gonna cut it.

>>74255349
Coke zero and vodka fucks you up pretty hard too

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>>74255381
those AHL stats suck lad

>>74255395
But with how fucking quiet every GM is all of a sudden, I somehow don't believe that Shattenkirk watch is the only thing.

/hoc/ discussing hockey

/hoc/ discussing liquid jew

>>74255389
I hear sucking off arabs is a cure for mental illness so good luck

>>74255389
I joke but I've been down a couple of times and that sort of logistical thinking stopped me from doing anything stupid. Nothing as bad as the OCD he described though.

>based markus granlund again scoring points
who will stop this madman?

>>74255385
I've seen Chabot play for Saint John and at training camp as well the the game he played. Chabot dominating the tournament wasn't a fluke, trust me. Check out his hands on his shootout goal as well. Great skater with fantastic hands. Playing with Karlsson will help him rack up the points, too.

>>74255406
were you here yesterday for the fucking physics lesson

GOAL STL

SNUCK IN BETWEEN THE NET AND THE GOALIES LEFT LEG

PRO GOAL

EXCELLENT AIR CONTROL

>>74255359
He probably deserves a chance just to see, but he just kind of feels like that type of guy who won't produce in the NHL. 3rd liner at best.

How many goal will Crosby win this year?

great defensive play by tryamkin

such a big gritty tall player, he's like chara!

When is it okay to wear a hockey jersey?

>>74255433
game day
support your team!

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>>74255423
no

>>74255433
in canada, literally when your team is playing that night

>>74255441
some guy didn't know the difference between weight and mass then it kinda spiraled out of control

>>74255429
He's going to be a top 6 for 5 or 6 years then he'll drop off, but he's fast and knows how to shoot it in goal

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>anime OP

Fwiw Pronman rated Chabot as the 9th best prospect and the top defenseman a few weeks ago. Pronmans pretty good, btw. He'd take Hischier and Liljegren over Nolan Memetrick

>>74255433
at night in the summer when it's like 15 degrees is comfy

>>74255464
>>74255440
>>74255441
How about around town doing errands

>>74255421
I don't mind Chabot but i'm saying if it were for >my team i'd pick Sergachev

>>74255462

on this note, i will ask again even though no one ever answers: do we have any leafs anime girls or not?

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>>74255405
The expansion draft is adding to the stagnation. People don't want to trade for players they'll have to protect and thus lose out on a current roster player in the draft.

Rental market or bust.

>>74255478
i have a bunch on my laptop

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what does /hoc/ think of pic related?

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>>74255433
Wearing a McDavid jersey right now, lad.

>>74255469
full jersey? no. i mean its not full autist, but its not a good look. a t-shirt or a hoodie is much better for that.

Do any two teams combine to play more boring hockey than Ottawa and New Jersey?

t. Sens fan

>>74255485
next time they're playing i'd like to see some :3

>>74255469
Are you fat?

If you're fat and you're wearing a jersey that's a size too larger it's fine.

>>74255487
looks like nigger music

>>74255495
I couldn't imagine what an Arizona/New Jersey game would look like.

>>74255495
nope. that game would basically be old school trap vs neo trap

>>74255469
it's the same deal as wearing a long shirt or light jacket, as long as you're not surrounded by people wearing collared shirts or fancy jackets you're fine

>>74255495
Debbies and Canes

t. Canes fan

>>74255500
checkd

The Blues is also nig music and it's the greatest genre there is

>>74255495
Avs are a pretty bad watch too

>Jordan Ebermiss

>>74255457
>>74255429
he couldn't beat out Leivo or Soshnikov for a spot. They were much better than him in training camp. That doesn't inspire much confidence.

I think he'd be first to get called up in case of injury the rest of the season. They'll probably wanna get a look at some point because he loses his waiver eligibility next season.

>>74255523
>muh 12 bar shuffle
'no'

I'm lonely =(

Why do jerseys look so good on extremely fat people?

>>74255504
Arizona/Carolina would be pretty brutal with no crowd noise

>>74255487
don't listen to much rap or hiphop lad. no opinion.

>>74255463
pronman literally only gets taken seriously because he's the only writer at a major outlet who focuses solely on prospects

jews are always good at finding those unfilled niches

also
>espn

RNH and Eberle aren't worth their current contracts.

>>74255552
IDK. I hate fatties.

>4-3
>no one has 20 shots

what the fuck is this st louis and vancouver

>>74255552
simulation of wearing goalie equipment

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>>74255535

>>74255520
Canes/Senators games are emebrassing for both of us :(

Did you know the mocha from McD's is 700+ calories?

Why would people drink that shit.

>TRY IT!

>>74255538
He's leading the Marlies in scoring with 13 less games than the next best with 38 points in 34 games. Plus he led the WHL in points a couple years ago, he's very promising and under the right center could put up a 60 point season

>>74255487
>migos

lol thers literally no other group that is as un-/hoc/ as them

Is Looka Speeza elite?

>>74255576
I don't know why you decided to post that but I'm glad you did.

Is Colin White gonna be good or is it all just a big meme?

>>74255609
I appreciate that he's a wop but no he's not

>>74255593
is hardcore the most /hoc/ genre

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>>74255593

please say something nice about jordan eberle

Did Tim Horton really deserve to make the Top 100?

Why do the Oilers play that annoying song when they score? It seems like they are trying to troll the fans or something.

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>>74255692
He has a good backhand.

>>74255692
i like that he doesn't play for >my team

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>>74255692
finally eberle fucking scores

>>74255684
how can a black person be so non threatening?

>>74255706
>he doesnt mute the oilers home broadcast

NUGEEEEEEEEEE

>>74255692
He's slightly better than Yakupov.

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>>74255692
Shares a name with a world-class athlete, making up for the fact that he himself is not one.

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neuvirth get pulled now??

RIP

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>>74255657
unironically yes

there are first wave american punk bands like Negative FX and SS Decontrol who would do shows in bruins gear because they thought punk rockers with studded jackets and mohawks look like fags

Slapshot being the best outcome of this cultural relation

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>>74255720
By probably being born and raised in a middle class suburb like Iginla, Byfuglien, and Nurse

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>>74255581
>under the right center could put up a 60 point season

60 pts is a first liner in today's league. Sorry Mrs. Leipsic but that is a delusional as fuck projection for your son.

>>74255727
But it's easier to shitpost and watch the game if there's sound.

>>74255720
Nobody can run fast in skates

Why are the Stars such goon homos lads?

>>74255756
Well, 2 of those blacks are half white and Nurse is like rich.

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>>74255752
its my favorite porn genre too!

im a /hoc./

>>74255535
You

>>74255657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdSDI2HkNUQ

negative FX getting attacked by mission of burma fans who hated punk rock, singer Jack Kelly in the bruins jersey

"WE AIN'T GONNA STOP FUCK YOU"

That Oilers mirror bounce goal fuck that fuck everything

>>74255720
He's out of is natural habitat. Would you be afraid of a lion on ice skates?

>>74255692
the pick we used to draft him made the pronger trade worth it imo

>>74255763
is it though? remenda never talks about anything relevant, quinn never gets names right, and gene is busy writing new puns

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>>74255791

>>74255745
>>74255756
Buff is a beauty. I wish he was playing for a good team.

>>74255692
TAVARES PULLS IT OUT TAVARES BACKHAND TOWARDS THE GOAL LOOSE PUCK EBERLE SCOOOOOOORES TIE GAME CAN YOU BELIEVE IT

I CAN

BECAUSE KULIKIN ICED THE PUCK

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>>74255758
and he could do it, he's a solid winger who has all the traits you want in a high scoring forward, you're the type of nigger who thought Arvy was destined to be a 3rd liner forever too even thought it was blatantly obvious he had all top 6 qualities

>>74255778
they are all half white

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>>74255809
classic pierre

>>74255809
>CAN YOU BELIEVE IT

>I CAN

Pierre is a fucking douche

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Best team in hockey lads, feels comfy

dubloos should trade for Miller again

>>74255813
oh shit, didn't realize Nurse was half white

white people gotta keep an eye

holy fugg maroon was ready to kill manning there

MANNING BTFOOOOOO

>>74255825
I'm going on Saturday
15th row, center ice
I'll post pics =)

>>74255831
wew. nice lad.

>>74255810
Leipsic is not going to play more than 50 NHL games

I say 50 because a team like the Sparkle Dogs might give him a bit of a trial run

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>>74255817

>>74255817
>>74255817
>>74255823
I hear this call was one of the reasons he left TSN. Gord Miller was fucking pissed about him ruining his iconic line. That and him creeping out Dutchy during tradecentre on live TV.

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Press F to pay respects

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this thread needs more animu

post hockey animu NOW

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>broad street """""""""""""bullies""""""""""""""""""""

Post underrated players that are crucial for their teams:

Jori Lehterä

>>74255850
GET OUT

>>74255829
>>74255830
At least it is over now. Manning and the Oilers can get on with their lives now. Imagine if pussy Moore would have just took his beating like a man instead of running away. Bertuzzi would be remembered as a goat power forward.

with modern nutrition/training and improving nutrition/training in the years to come, will Crosby reach 2,000 points?

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>>74255847
He was just a boy, but he will not be missed.

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>>74255825
Looking forward to upsetting you in the first round

>>74255859
SN will mention it every time these teams play each other until manning is out of the league in a few years

Hockey is for everyone

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>>74254963

>>74255864
no, CTE will rear its ugly head in a year or two and then hes done

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>>74255841
and I say he's going to score 40 to 60 points on whoever starts him.

You can cap it now that if he gets traded to a team like the avalanche, hurricanes, coyotes, red wings, devils, or panthers he's going to develop into a top 6 forward. Otherwise yeah stacked teams will ignore him. Hell if he got back to the Preds he could make into our core and become a top 6 and be just like arvy since their playstyle is so similar, albeit Leipsic is less physical

>>74255869
>kangz
>ploffs

Goonfest starting in Minnesota/Dallas

my tv stand is creaking super loudly, ill give a prize to whoever can guess how many minutes until it falls apart and ruins my night

>>74255883
so do you think those stacked teams are retards to be ignoring this so-called potential top 6 forward?

WHL/AHL stats only mean so much, at some point you have to actually win an NHL spot. A guy who is already 22 and onto his second NHL organization, his future's not looking too bright. I'd love for you to be right - because I'm sure he'll get a chance when the inevitable injuries strike - but I'm not seeing it based on his trajectory thus far.

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>>74255854
We the bullies now

>>74255910
>fatsa

KlefBOMBED

>philthy

>>74255919
No I'm saying " under the right center could put up a 60 point season"

This is implying under an ideal situation for him he could put up 60 points a season, if he got paired up with Larkin, Mackinnon, or Hall I could see it happening

hit the showers manning

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>mfw >we're outta the dive and coming alive

What does girl butt smell like, /sp/?

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feels gud mang

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>>74255951

>>74255942
Florida already experimented with a Leipsic tier AHLer in Seth Griffith, they put him on their top line with Barkov, he failed spectacularly, and now he's back in the AHL

Similar to Leipsic he was doing very well in the AHL and is also a manlet. Some guys just don't translate. Anyway, I would bet my life savings on Leipsic never hitting 60 pts, the very notion of that has killed my sides desu

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>>74255966
Even though Simmonds just scored, idgaf

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>>74255951
>mfw people think unironically think deadmonton is getting better when they are actually just being carried by mcjesus

>>74255984
Is anyone that dumb?

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>>74255978
meme goal, im not concerned

>>74255987
Oilers media and mgmt both unironically think that, so yes

>>74255970
Well leipsic scored 3 points in 6 games last year which is a bit promising seeing how big of a shit fest the faiple leafs were. He's a great player who knows his role, he crowds the net looking for rebounds or passes to distract the net similar to what arvidsson is doing. I bet you haven't even seen him play before

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>>74255984
>>74256010
Do something, nerds.

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>>74255911
78 min, dude

>>74256030
why do blacks always steal the best white people

>>74256020
>I bet you haven't even seen him play before
Watched him during his NHL stint last season. Main thing I remember is he scored a pretty sweet spin-o-rama goal.

More recently, been to 3 Marlies games this season. Kapanen is the best forward prospect down there. Way ahead of Leipsic. And even Kap doesn't have 60 pt potential.

You might honestly be more delusional about him than his mom lmao

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hopefully this faggot gets pancreatic cancer

>>74256056
>mad
>at elite
>that didn't do anything
kek go watch it again fatso

>>74256069

what game did you watch?

>>74256056
Pls share what happened

>>74256085
the one where faksa tripped him?

>>74256093
>faksa trips nino
>nino off balance, checks sharp cuz can't go anywhere else
>sharp goes airborn
>nino gets 5 and a game misconduct for being tripped

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>mfw when miller, edler, and hansen are still in cantpuck jerseys after march 1

>>74256093
https://streamable.com/pncc0

>>74256055
>to the 3 games I've went to
shit opinion

I mean I've followed his playing since he was drafted on the Predators, he was being shaped up to be on a role just like Arvy had he not gotten traded, but I'm glad to know that your professional eye on the 3 games you've been to have shown otherwise.

Kapanen by the way has less points and no points in his NHL career. You're just a casual who has no eye for the game.

>>74256103
>>74256110
Yeah that's a bad call.

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>>74256105
>mfw we still have a team after March 1st

>>74255869
It would be a taste of their own medicine after St. Louis in 2015 and Colorado in 2014.

>>74256118
Yes, I've actually seen him play live this season. Meanwhile, you have no clue who he's played with or what role he's playing, or how translatable his game has looked this season. Nobody who knows anything about prospects would rank him ahead of Kapanen.

You're actually retarded enough to think a 22 year old AHLer has first line potential though so you clearly can't be dissuaded of your delusions

>>74256150
unfortunate that it won't happen