/180/: BETWAY PREMIER LEAGUE DARTS NIGHT 3

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>Tonight's fixtures (7:00pm start, all matches best of 12 legs)
Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson v Snakeshite
SnackP&Ot v James "The Meds Are Back In Town" Wade
Taylel v Barney
MvGOAuTism v Jelle "Yewtree" Klaasen
Chizzy v Kim "Husband of Dana" Huybrechts

>Week 3 preview
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/1oylzzx5ft9jt1ovtznt0qv5nq/title/betway-premier-league-night-three-preview

>Week 2 review
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/5ceiglozjqd718xe9cx3gxig1/title/betway-premier-league-night-two

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fuck yes love Thursdays

In ranking major news, the UK Open field was confirmed following Sunday's final qualifier: http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/11tmvg0ep9wx21bse1k22rnia3/title/coral-uk-open-field-confirmed

The most notable omission besides Taylor is Mensur Suljovic, who had to miss all six qualifiers as his pregnant wife has fallen ill (which makes his decision to tell Uncle Barry to fuck off with his PL bullshit even more justified). Get well soon, Mrs. Suljovic.

Some of the more notable amateur qualifiers include 2004's Alex Roy, who continues his streak of having appeared in every single UK Open, and three men who graced Lakeside this year: choking stutterer Paul Hogan, Barnsley's answer to David Brent - Brian "Doggy" Dawson - and Welsh jobber Dean Reynolds, who turned down the offer of a PDC Tour Card after topping the 2016 Development Tour Order of Merit to chase valuable ranking points around the shitholes of Eastern Europe. Based on how Reynolds choked at Lakeside against Pip Blackwell, it's no surprise he chickened out of competing in the PDC.

And we're on now.

>dudbridge

>dudbridge again

Kek that 170

Peter wright is 3rd favourite what the fuck did they mean by this

How is Peter the 3rd favorite?

>>74250029
>>74250047
Gullible punters.

NANANANANANA

Look at the state of these 2 players

>clownman

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FUCKING HELL, lads. Almost forgot this is on. Missed the last 2 PL nights as well.

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Surprised we haven't had a YORKSHIRE chant yet

>>74250168
Missed two good nights.

Clown turned it around.

>Clownman ahead of Anderson
I don't mind seeing this.

>>74250178
Ye, I read the threads afterwards but it's not the same.

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DAT SHANGHAI

This is some match, damn.

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>Gando

>Gando

Good lineup tonight, really hope Barney beats Philth

>Gando averaged 107 and missed two darts at double
>he still lost
Insane.

Its not the worlds? Say no more senpai

>mocking Mensur and King Coke
fucking clown

C'mon Snackpot, beat the psycho!

What's the best stream?

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REV UP THOSE FILENAMES

DER DER DER

>>74250599
I don't know. I'm using the ones on cricfree.

>>74250599
it's on espn3 but there's a ~30 second delay behind everyone else.

alternatively: http://bosscast.net/ch_a.php?119

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>>74250621

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>>74250621

Dudbridge is just far too nervous to do commentary.

>Wade

>the state of this commentary

>flash panicking so much he brings up lewis's 9 darter in the most spaghetti spilling way possible

DAT 121 BULL

>Poois
Back to the ferry

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>win 4 legs
>give up

>snackpot
Well and truly finished.

>snackpot

>>74250936
>>74250939
I miss the days of cocky but actually good Lewis.

>>74250950
He has been really poor in recent months.

I can see him slipping down the rankings soon enough.

>>74251020
Feels like he's been poor far longer than that but then again he has been in the Worlds' final last year. I don't really know why he's dropped that much, he has the natural talent.

>>74251053
>I don't really know why he's dropped that much, he has the natural talent.
Constantly loses concentration and has no commitment to the circuit (thanks Deller).

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B A R N E Y

>>74251102
Let's hope he drops Deller then.

MON BARNEY

Mon Diabeetus

In for 158 checkout hype

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IT

IS

TIME

HE

IS

HERE

Barney going for that slick MVG style

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>Mardle on commentary during a Taylor match

>>74251216
Needs more paint.

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>these guys in charge of dubs

>>74251256
tru dat

>this leg
elderly men should be barred from playing

>Barney
and here comes the headshaking!

fug off

Eurgh

THAT BIG 107 TO STAY IN

THE MENSUR

>all that giggling from both

>bald fella

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When he hit that 85 on D14, the inevitable was imminent.

Thanks, Barney.

Inb4 garry plumber

>>74251615
>"Wayne Mar-dell"

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>joint interview

>joint interview
Oh Christ.

This is going to be terrible.

>you now remember the Darts fanfic poster
Barney/Taylel fanfic when?

Taylor is hammered

Barney going deep into the pocket again.

Fucking numpty.

This is unwatchable

>this mvg promo

kek

How many legs for Jelle?

HERE COMES THE AUTISM BLANK

>>74251860
two

>>74251877
>director cuts to crowd the moment MVG turns to walk to the front of the stage
lel

>27
too old

DAT 94

Noice double double from pedodarter

>missing big 2

>double double 19

Nonce putting up a fight against Autism.

>that attempt at D10
WTF

MVG looks on edge.

No surprise because it's Klaasen but still.

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AutismPrevailsLOL

autismprevailslol

>11 legs in 16 minutes

DUDE NO HANDSHAKE LMAO

That's some hatred there!

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>>74252150
>when the director switches the camera
Typical of Sky to engineer fake #needle (Wright-MVG, Lewis-Price) and then shit their pants when actual hatred appears.

>>74252192
Have they even mentioned it?

>>74252217
Of course they haven't.

>this terrible chizzy montage

>>74252235
Under barrys orders?

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>>74252255

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>>74252192

They aren't going to explain Jelle sent dickpics to MVG's relative, so they just ignore it completely

>24
chizzy throws his IQ

That was a fucking abysmal set up.

>Chizzy forgetting what 54+24 equals and actually about to throw the third dart

Based chizzy

DAT D2

Holy shit HOW

THAT 141

DAT 141!

Klaasen is now the only player without a point.

>losing to Chizzy
>Kimbo Jobber

>the """"Hurricane""""

>>74252672
HERE I WAS
ROCKED AGAIN LIKE A HURRICANE

>>74252672
What went wrong?

>>74252728
Too little Dana

And that D8 closes a night of pretty impressive action.

The match of the night was the opener as Peter Wright produced his best TV performance in ages to send Gary Anderson packing. After missing three darts for the opener, Clown then smacked in 4 100+ finishes - a 121 break sandwiched by two 116s and then a big 120 - as Gando was unable to break back despite hitting a 110 of his own. Wright averaged 109 and it's this sort of average he needs to maintain.

Adrian Lewis's downfall continued as he won 4 legs and then promptly imploded against James Wade. A tight first 7 legs, the only big point being Wadey's 121 on the bull to make it 3-3, then completely went away from the Fat Man as the Machine went manic, taking the next 3 legs in 34 darts and sunk the ferry. Lewis averaged 88, 10 points less than Wade, which is sad.

El Dartico was as expected: a struggle between Phil Taylor and Raymond van Barneveld that ended in a Groper win followed by an embarrassing joint interview. The match didn't fire into life until Taylel hit a crucial 85 after Barney missed the bull to break for a 4-3 lead and only lost one more leg (a match saving 107 nevertheless) while hitting a 120 in the process.

Michael van Gerwen was pushed by Jelle Klaasen early doors but held on for another win. Paedo Suarez turned 0-2 to 3-2, a nifty DD19 94 starting it, but won just one more leg as a combination of fired up autism and Nonce's own shitty terrible setup shots saw MVG blitz him again, finishing on a 94 of his own.

Dave Chisnall's terrible start finally came to an end as he disposed of Kim Huybrechts with relative ease, a 141 securing his first point of the season and then an eventual win. Kimmy hit a 110 early on but folded spectacularly against the dim one.

The league goes rainbow-coloured next week in Brighton:

>Dave Chisnall v Jelle Klaasen
>Michael van Gerwen v Adrian Lewis
>Gary Anderson v James Wade
>Phil Taylor v Kim Huybrechts
>Raymond van Barneveld v Peter Wright

See you then.