Man Utd - St Etienne

Will Zlatan miss sitters again today?

Big fan of these thread OPs lad

Need a good win here, 2nd leg is before the EFL cup final so United could do with some rest.

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Hello is this /manure/?

Rooney being out will be a blessing. Start Zlatan and Martial. If Rashford starts I'll be pissed off. With Carrick out I think Fellaini will play. Shaw's not even in the squad. Maybe he'll get to see day light at the weekend.

Martial____Zlatan___Mkhitaryan

___Pogba__Herrera__Fellaini

Blind_Smalling__Bailly_Valencia

Slovak gonna dump his 1tb Utd folder lads.

>>74248870
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc

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>>74249045
What's the result going to be? Manure are by far the lowest scoring top 6 PL team, while St. Etienne have the second best defence in Ligue 1.

>>74249025
Might be difficult without a keeper desu

Could see it being the same team that played against Watford. No need to play 3 in midfield against a team likely to park the bus.

>>74249080
Think it'll be 2-0 United, slavlad. Should be enough to get through to the last 16. Which means more game threads which should make you happy.

>>74249080
Sure hope Sainté are gonna get their arses pounded tbqh

But only loveeeeeee can break your heartttttttt

Why are Man Utd playing against a pop group

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>>74249135
More like get their ASSEs pounded.

>>74248870
why the niggers lad

decent apart from that

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>>74249127
Maybe. Good result for them means more customers coming out of the woodwork so it's a win/win. Plus >mouyes getting knocked out this early and finishing out of top 4 could lead to his sacking by the end of the season or him ragequitting. That's the worst possible outcome for ABUs

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United will always be best Manchester

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Good luck St Etienne

>no carrick

its ogre lads

>>74249230
Carrick is unnecessary now.

>>74248870

Are bad pictures with fat ugly women some sort of new meme?

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>>74249227
Go Pogba!

>>74249178

check his flag

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>tfw les verts ont a gagner la liguee urope

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQkzXNrPyTU

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>You will never be the slovakGOD

feels bad lads

>>74249310

more

ManU TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IBFXHgScxE

>>74249304
i dont like you nigger

Passes attempted during Bayern Munich 5-1 Arsenal:
Manuel Neuer (20)
Mesut Ozil (20)

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>>74249342
>You will never get a coaching license and humiliate >mouyes in front of his former fans as they chant "You're not special anymore"
jdimsa fám

>>74249400
is that jay 'the white messi' spearing?

what world am i living in

>>74248870
Which parts of Manchester united are you from m8? Im from the Busby way side myself

>>74249415
Kolkata reporting in
https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/807963923957678080

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What is the general Manchester United fan opinion of Wayne Rooney at the moment?

>>74249415
number 20
old trafford house
united road
manchester province
china

>>74249415
Chiang Mai

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>>74249437
>Sho Rahman
>Fissuh Hailu
>Fayaz Adam

>>74249437
Will be remembered as a legend but should be sold to raise super $$$

>>74249432

better atmosphere than old toilet desu

>>74249437
those fucking names

>>74249479
Are they not typical Brit names?

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>>74249469
Curries get excited at least, chinks (+-50% of Old Toilet attendance) just buy scarfs and take photos

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>>74249413
yeh englands forgotten man

>>74249491
london names. which makes sense considering most of them are from london

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last shitpost before i go out and watch the game with my best mate
>enjoy anons

>>74249513
Is london really that bad?

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last one i promise
>best goal of 2016

>>74249537
yes, and parts of Birmingham are worse,

>tfw North West Masterrace

>>74249537
depends. its probably pretty good if youre namibian. its like you never left namibia

>>74249575
Its that German?

tfw urge to bet ManU to win -1 goal.

Better just enjoy the game.

>>74248870
Get used to Thursday Nights customers

>>74249621

Odds can't be that great to even bother with a bet

>>74249621
Place a bet on Spurs not advancing.
Seriously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LymuX9BBjrg

>>74249552

What the fuck is the goalkeeper doing?

>>74249671
I put less than 2.5 goals on Spurs game.

>rumours of Fellaini starting over Herrera

that's it. we're fucked.

>>74249695
That seems automatic.

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>>74249671

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>>74249724

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>>74249878
>Romero starting

I see Mou's feeling confident

>>74249878
>no Mkhi
>no Carrick
>no Rooney

>Fellaini
>Smalling

>>74249878
Friendly remember Zlatan scored 14 times vs asse...

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>tfw too intelligent for the Europa League

>>74249878
>1 english player
mouyes in full effect

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no mkhitaryan, no party

>>74249904
>tfw Romero has 11 clean sheets in 16 games for United

>>74249985
Oh and he's conceded 7 goals in those games

Hate playing the home leg first, we always get nervous and tight.

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ASSE's team btw

>>74249878
Looks like Pogba is playing as 10. He's shit there. Fellaini would be better there than in central midfield. I hope that's what Mourinho's doing.

>>74250052
pretty sure he's in defence mate

>arsenal and now spurs getting embarrassed

can't wait to lose 1-0 lads

>>74250100
United haven't lost at home since August.

>>74250143
can't wait to draw 2-2 lads

if you manu fans are afraid of sainté, it means your club is really in a big trouble, kek

>>74250167
Problem is I don't like playing against teams with good defensive records like ASSE, they always makes me nervous. Aren't they unbeaten against PSG and Monaco too?

These guys are deffo gonna play like asse.

>>74250182
What position do you play la?

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>>74250020

>malcuit

literally means "badly cooked"

>>74250196
Trequartista running half back zonal defender la

Fuck, I just can't watch and EL match that isn't Man Utd. Why do I hate this competition so much?

>>74250209
>Wayne Pooney on /sp/

>>74250182
>Aren't they unbeaten against PSG and Monaco too?
That's just two games

>>74250182
tbf, they are great since start of 2017 calendar year.
but manu too, and you shouldnt worry that much as galtier (coach) is a chocker specialist.

>>74250220
EL can be pretty comfy m8

>>74250223
Well I definitely have the time for it

>>74250220
Because you're a casual customer that can't appreciate football unless it's PL or CL, competitions tailored for mass audience.

>>74250226
>>74250234
Cheers lads. Never really watch them so I'm just going off their results. Quite a lot of draws too, seems like there's something in common.

>>74250167
Anything can happen in a cup.
Chelsea won the CL while finishing 6th in the league.

>>74250234
>tbf, they are great since start of 2017 calendar year.
That's not true.

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>>74250257

>>74250242
>>74250223
>>74250196
Go away, stop derailing discussion.

>>74250267
lost 1 ligue 1 match (vs nice) since 2017

Why do they keep saying PL games unbeaten and not all games unbeaten? Are they really counting the defeat to Hull Tigers as a loss? What the heck?

>>74250205
And their stadium's called "the caldron"

>>74250349
*cauldron

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>>74250285

Fellaini playing has meant Pogba playing deeper in the past.

>>74250371
KEK

>>74250332
They won the 2 legged tie, but lost the second leg. It was meaningless, but did break the streak.

>>74250374
All his decent games (about three or four) were him laying off short passes from the back. He's too dim-witted to be effective as offensive playmaker

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>>74250390

>>74250390
I think he's just memeing about the Hull penalty not counting making it 1-1. Not like >we even deserved a draw though, Utd were absolutely abhorrent in that game.

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>MFW best pogba eliminates poobag

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>>74250427
Best Pogba is a legit defender too, not some dabbing clown

>>74250427
don't buy mbappé plizz

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>>74249300
>ligue 1

>>74250326
You haven't watched the games, quite clearly, you are basing everything on stats, it doesn't mean anything.

>>74250349
>>74250366
It's funny you mention that considering Liverpool's newspapers are the ones who gave it that name.

>>74250452
>PSG
>struggling in the league
>destroy Barcelona like it's nothing

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>>74250450
is he better than memetial?

>>74250454
>t.assblasted lyon fan
Penalty pour lyon, quand ?!

>>74250469
name of girl please?

Spurs losing lads.

>>74250469
fucking better, and when he speaks, he doesn't speach like a clueless wanna be a thug bicth kiddo

>>74250487
its jay

>>74250469
who is she?

>>74250469
really hot girl, got any more?

>>74250497
Kek

>>74250494
brb making a 'welcome to liverpool mbappe' vid on jewtube

>>74250468
>he thinks one game makes a whole league good

>>74250524
We'll see tonight then. ASSEs better deliver

>>74250538

What will you do if they don't?

Hopefully kys

>>74250476
>lyon fan
Pourquoi cette insulte mesquine?

Is it law in France that Ligue 1 games have to be free to air?

>>74250550
leave the based slovak alone chaz or ill heem you right here

>>74250550
--> >>74249201
It can't end badly either way

>>74250564
haha batty boy

>>74250564
fite me

i could comfortably heem anyone ITT

When do Chelsea play in Europa? I know they didn't qualify for Champions League

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>>74250564
ABU brotherhood forever

>>74250561
No.

>>74250579
>>74250589

ok lads meet me at kings cross in 5 minutes ill be waiting pussies

if youre late you bitched out

>>74250603
bit far mate

>>74250561
>Ligue 1 games
>free to air
what ?

>>74250603
i am on my way

>>74250603

Is that was passes for humor in bongland?

>>74250561
What Brit channel is this on?
Please no BTSpurts.

>>74250624
I've got some bad news, senpai

>>74250561
Yes.

>>74250624

r/soccerstreams is your friend

Mourinho : << I haven't watch PSG - Barcelona last night, but Asse - Lorient >>
Ligue 1 > CL

>>74250647
>tfw its on tv but the commentary will be atrocious, so I have to watch stream anyways

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>leave st. elsewhere to me

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it begins

>>74250676
...in 5 minutes

>>74250676
cheers, good game lad

>>74249878

>Pogba
>Fellaini

We have two lumbering defensive liabilities in CM. I don't think Herrera make up for both of them.

I'm not feeling confident guys...

>North London

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>Romero

>>74250697
Romero always looks like he's about to shit himself then he comes out with some crazy save out of the blue.

Which chimp will out chimp the other chimp?

>>74250687
4-5-ZLATAN formation

>100 million for a dabbing midfield version of Florentin Pogba

memeing aside, is florentine a good player?

(never watched french league)

>>74250709

Probably the french fans first

Florentin somehow manages to have worse hair than Paul

how is rooney a man utd legend? he literally held his club for ransom and threatened to go to their biggest rivals? he kept asking for more and more salary raises but never justified it on the pitch

it's ridiculous how they've just forgiven him

*dabs into the top corner*

Are ASSE good in the air? Man Utd are probably just gonna cross to Fellaini and Ibra a lot.

>>74250719
not really, if his brother wasn't dab-sama he wouldn't be known at all.

>>74250719
typical french black player , athletic , bad with ball

ASSE? more like ass

Fucking lmao

Good atmosphere lads. Strange for europa league.

Manchester United have such a great team, how does they manage to fuck it up all the time?

Why is the BT sport player so shit lads?

>>74250730
>never justified it on the pitch
m8, he had a great season about 10 years ago

>>74250730
A lot of fans still haven't forgiven him. If it weren't for his contract disputes he'd absolutely be a legend, but now it's just a bit iffy.

>>74250719
Depends on what you mean by good.
Let's just say he's better without the ball than with it.

>>74250730

>never justified it on the pitch
>top scorer of all time

pick 1 you dip shit nigger

>>74250744
fucking kek

>>74250741
who is ousmane dembele ?

>these Slav ABUs

>>74250747
Everything about BT Sport is shit

>>74250744
Don't you say THAT again!

>this fog

>>74250759
a nigger

is ellie in the stadium?

Thanks ASSE fans, now I can't see shit.

Someone explain to me why we keep playing Blind as a LB. He's slow as fuck and shit 1v1. Makes no sense. Put in fosu or shaw. Christ.

>>74250739
>>74250741
>>74250753

cool

thanks

Is everyone in OT blazing it or what?

>>74250760
Slavs are notoriously hostile towards brown skinned invaders, what do you expect

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>mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

PART TIME FOOTBALLERS

fellaini's not in central midfield, thank god.

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>mfw this line up

Too bad St. Etienne is a fully professional club so no plumber posting tonight.

>>74250756
when you take into account his ability and talent, he really never justified all the hype.
total underachiever even if he's top manutd scorer

>>74250792
fuck off manchester is wining

>>74250785
same

The state of this smoke.
France is truly an African country.

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>felelni

>Romero

>>74250793

Being an ABU is a mental disease and this proves it

What the fuck lads

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Lol this fucking start

>Customers SHOOK already

ffs Bailly get it together

>Manchesdter defending
what the fuck is happening, lol ?

>Bailly
What are you fucking doing son?

My sides what is happening

WHY HAVE ALL THE FRENCH TEAMS FORGOTTEN THAT THEY'RE SHIT?!

Is the EPL gonna be exposed AGAIN tonight? And by fucking ASSE too?

>>74250776
who is ellie

>>74250806
its in manchester mate

ROMERO STOP

>Bailly
>next Rio la, already one of the best in the league

>>74250788

I want to fuck that ladybug

Is this Sunderland disguised as Manure?
WTF is going on?

>he telly isn't curved

Bailly's first mistake of the season

>>74250815
you really think rooney ever justified receiving over 250k in wages?

I don't really understand the decision of starting Romero over De Gea when the away goal rule exists

>>74250730
>Rooney
>Man U legend
Not really a lot of United fans hate his guts, if he didn't hold the club to ransom two times he would have been a club legend probably.

Took me 6 minutes to mute BT Sport

>all these JFs hoping for anothe english team embarassment
>not realising its United at home
0-0 confirmed

>>74250870
>tfw watching FS1

You don't know pain

>>74250859
Didn't Romero got clean sheet in every game? He's a decent keeper and St Etienne attack sucks.

>>74250860
It doesn't really matter what the customers think, his record speaks for itself.

>>74250855

All the professionals are over paid.

Rooney wanted more money and did what all the others do and threaten to leave.

You're just mad because United have the money to pay him what ever they want and your shitty little team would be forced to sell.

>>74250843
>central defenders never make mistakes or stupid passes

friendly remember that Man U is actually playing against LITERAL farmers.

don't duck this up

any 7 minute traps, lads?

>>74250873
uniteds luck has to run out soon

Come on you lazy fatfuck Brits, kill ASSE, I want to see those peasants suffer

>>74250884
What you've said is pretty much the summary of Bailly's performances so far

>>74250883
My shitty big club would sell

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for me, it's manchester united

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>>74250890

Absolute shit so far.

>de gay

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>>74250896
GLORY GLORY

>>74249135
stop posting, Jean-Michel, you have a game right now

>>74250886
not farmer, mostly and old miner city

>that headed control by Mata

>>74250896
would impregnate/10

>Resting De Gea when you can rest him in the FA Cup at the weekend
For what purpose Mouyes

>>74250908
We already won 4-1. Enjoy being sodomized by Zlatan.

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Great attendance to great EL.

>Malcuit
>Literally Badly roasted

is this the pinnacle of english banter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxToww455NY

>>74250927
where is that shithole holy shit

>>74250938
manchester

>>74250923
I strictly don't give a single fuck about your 2 teams actually, enjoy being perpetually butthurt about each others.

>>74250938
Poctob

Ibra --> wall

I really really like that Auld Lang Syne chant from ASSE fans

How was that a freekick?

ibraGOATovic

ZLATAN

APOLOGIZE

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LMAO what the fuck

SCREAMING

BASED ZLATAN

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IBRA

IBRAGOATOVIC

What a cluster fuck of a goal lmao

JUST

Loool

Lmao

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lol what the fuck?

What a legend!

>THE STATE OF LIGUE 1

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kek that scramble

why aren't we hearing that cringey herman's hermits song?!

BLOOTER

>>74250949
even better. Zlatan celebrating like he's some kind of god after diving and getting a lucky deflection.

>>74250938
Don't insult our most famous stadium, Old Trafford.

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kek

>>74250883
im not mad at all
im just saying he held his club to ransom twice and therefore isnt eligible to a legend, even if hes top scorer

>Dat Goalkeeping
Holy shit what the fuck was that

zorzery

GOAT FREEKICK GOAT FREEKICK GOAT FREEKICK GOAT FREEKICK GOAT FREEKICK GOAT FREEKICK GOAT FREEKICK GOAT FREEKICK GOAT FREEKICK GOAT FREEKICK GOAT FREEKICK GOAT FREEKICK GOAT FREEKICK GOAT FREEKICK

Lmao

What a blooter

>>74250983
how are you so fast?

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>American commentators

Literal farmers, told ya

Absolutely fantastic goal from Ibratial lads

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>mfw catching the replay

>>74250894
it happens eventually, to everybody.
in any activity that requires focus. people lose it sometimes for no reason.
Even Big Jose must have lost focus once in his life

>>74250979
It was an ironic celebration

Stop being so miserable

>>74250906

ABU SUICIDE WATCH

>>74250983
zlatan be like 'i meant that'

cringe

pogdab - 1
shitba - 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

whoever said Zlatan doesn't show up on european nights. He does!

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>>74250999

>>74250983
>Ligne Maginot

HAHAHAHA FUCK ASSE

>>74250983
Masterful from Zlatan.

iBROhimovic

It seems like French people don't like ASSE that much. What's the reason?

>>74250983
are you from the future?

>>74250999
Very hard to listen to them do soccer matches

Dr Joe Machik can suck my dick.

Is Zlatan using the hair bun to hide a bald spot Bale-like?

>>74250983
zlatan looks so proud too ahahahahahah

>>74251011
Kek

>2013 : winning the league
>2017 : playing against Literally Who FC in Europa League
feels bad man

Yes, let's smash em now, 3-0. The cup treble is ours! Lel

>>74251025
Banter.

That fucking ape.

>Half and half scarf

pogba's mother is a hideous ape creature.

What

>>74251039
ELLIE
L
L
I
E

NO ERA PENAL

>Dr Joe
Who the fuck is "Dr" Joe?

>mrs pogdab wearing half/half kit
surely you would bin the one playing in the shitty joke french league

>>74251017
Aulas please

Refball

ERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

its like the goalie was trying to scratch his ass instead of stopping the ball

refs bribed

cool sport

>>74251029
You should check out meatspin.com

Very cheeky by Blind

>>74251037
PSG won the league in 2013 though

>>74251063
>>74251061
>>74251059
Its not, stfu already

>>74250927
wait for the monaco game

any white players in this french team?
>yank commentator says pen
laffin

advantage. he fouled Blind, then trip on him falling.

>>74251025
People don't really give a fuck, apart those from Lyon as they're hated rivals.

Well, if anything, people may be a bit annoyed about how Saint-Etienne keep talking about their 40 years old glory-era.

Is Mata, dare I say it, the GOAT?

>playing tiki taka in your own half
lmao

>savage being this ABU
sad

>Buckle on your own feet
>Want a pen

>>74251054
That's an ironic trip, fucknugget.

>>74251057
there's also mathias pogba who plays for sparta rotterdam, the oldest and shittest brother

>>74251079
Perrin

fuck, the herman's hermits song begins

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>Panayotis Alexander "Alexi" Lalas