>rags
More like autism general
>laffs
whats happening here
>>74248260
hokkie discussion
how many points will laine get tonight?
>>74248266
8+3
>>74248266
>against pittsburgh
2 tops
1 minimum
Betting on 2+0
>rags
>>74248266
Repeating digits and he gets 6 assists and no goals
>>74248278
He's right about everything, it's just not fair it was their turn
>>74248269
>>74248270
>>74248284
we will likely see laine take sole possession of the rookie point race then, how will laffers every recover
>>74248278
>b-b-but eichel is as good as mcdavid
>sam reinhart w-will be elite
>>74248278
Lelmao
>>74248290
Does anyone here actually watch KHL
I was on last Slovan game yesterday and it was pretty cool
They won 7 - 5
>>74248313
I follow bratislava if they make the playoffs, lately it has been suffering though.
glad to hear you got to witness a w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OkgaCRII7I
is marner kill
>>74248356
Yes. Torn labrum, requires surgery out foe the year
>>74248302
>They picked Reinhart over Draisaitl
>They picked Eichel over McDavid
>They picked Nylander over Puljujärvi
LMAO!!!!!!!
I rate this OP 3/10
>>74248361
is this why babcock took out his frustration by benching jvr?
http://buffalonews.com/2015/04/19/murray-needed-filter-after-losing-lottery/
>How about putting on a big smile and talking about how excited you are to pick second and have a shot at Jack Eichel? Murray actually had the gall to say, “I feel for our fans.”
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rOwAvW1CIJs
>>74248421
Eichel will have a better career than any player drafted in 2017. The fact McDavid and Matthews are so good overshadows him.
>>74248447
This is the most biased post ive ever read, and ive browsed finnish hockey forums
>>74248426
Do you have any NCAA sloots? Don't stop.
>>74248453
How so? Eichel is not a bust. The next draft is shit. McDavid and Matthews appear to be great players. Eichel may always be known as the player drafted after mcmeme.
>>74248456
Nah, sorry
>>74248488
>dat ass
sweden pls, im at work
>>74248453
What do you mean? This years draft looks like shit. only has one meme center that anyone talks about who will most likely end up busting in avs or yotes.
You may only click on this picture if you admit that Toews is canadian
>>74248517
Sorry:/
>>74248530
I clicked it anyway.
>>74248485
>>74248522
to be desu I read wrong and take my post back
>>74248560
You're a naughty naughty boy!
>>74248573
dubs for pestering
cricket
>>74248609
Sucks
>>74248578
>>74248530
there goes my nofap
Anyone watching the joke vs snackbars game?
The Refs calling the last two Laffs game were dogshit.
>>74248631
i am.
What should I have for lunch?
>>74248679
someone mentioned they had a side of pho yesterday and that sounded delicious
any Vietnamese places near you?
>>74248643
This could be Jokerits last game of the season if theyloseright?
>>74248691
Pho sounds good, but I'm at uni right now about to take an exam. It's either pizza pizza or spaghetti
>>74248710
PIZZAGHETTI
>>74248700
Sotshi is losing so they might not have to win but looks good so far.
>fucking ninja turtle OP pic was chosen as /hoc/
Oooooookay
>>74248710
>>74248726
Why is hockey becoming a semen slurping sport?
>>74248726
>>74248734
Shit that looks so good.
>>74248631
stream?
>>74248749
appealing to the pc libcuck crowd if the final phase of buttman's plan
why else would be so active about exposing the first gay player
>>74248734
looks like fucking maggots fuck that
>>74248734
The thought of spaghetti on pizza sounds fucking awful but that pic actually makes me want to try it. Is it any good?
>>74248755
Im using Viaplay
>>74248749
L.A is a degenerate addled town just like Toronto
>>74248770
just realized it was on Viasat Hockey.
Stream anyway
http://www.sportingvideo.org/20170216/wv58a5bcdaa378c545654465-1584323.html
>>74248755
viaplay
>>74248763
Taking bets on who it is
Marner is too bullheaded, there is such a thing as going too hard on the ice. Could have a short career if he doesn't keep his head up.
>>74248356
Won't know until noon tomorrow. No media availability today.
>>74248799
That young rookie on the Cantpucks
Can't remember his name
He looks pretty gay
>>74248782
>>74248799
>>74248822
Fuck off you obsessed kid
Dont you got anything better to do then trash the Leafs
>>74248629
Good :)
>>74248799
Lacks the gay man voice.
What player has that SIGNATURE gay man voice? It is infallible evidence of homosexuality
>>74248837
He's upset that no one ever pays attention to his irrelevant team.
>>74248837
lol
>>74248837
I'm a leafs fan dipshit. They gotta protect Marner more and he needs to be smarter on the ice if he doesn't want to get rekt
>>74248822
He injured his shoulder, not his head.
>>74248863
You don't actually watch the games do you? What happened to him last night was just bad luck. The only reason he got injured was because he tripped and fell awkwardly into the boards. That could have happened to literally anyone.
>>74248883
He probably did watch, he's just a retard
>>74248834
this kid?
>>74248834
Ben Hutton? Or Stecher?
>>74248894
He's reckless, it was only a matter of time before he ended up injured. Also eat shit.
>>74248901
>>74248903
Ben Hutton!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG8GaOPe2LI
>>74248926
He's not reckless at all and if you think that you're pretty stupid. He rarely puts himself into vulnerable positions and is very aware of his surroundings when he has the puck.
who nhl 94 here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0o4Z3lahGI
>>74248953
My first was Actua Hockey 99
I then got NHL 99 not long after
>>74248926
>He's reckless
you're watching a different player than we are if you unironically think that
>>74248953
yes, but sadly not using the patrician version
>tfw simulation broadcasts will never be a thing again
>My guess is that the Hurricanes would potentially move a young defenseman, whether that's an NHL player or prospect, if it netted them a front-line center. That's the premium target Carolina would like to find over the next 5-6 months.
>The Hurricanes have scouted Colorado Avalanche games over the past two weeks, which has raised the antennae of some, given how desperate the Avs are to begin their retooling by finding young, high-end defensemen.
>I'm just not sure how interested Carolina would be in star center Matt Duchene because he's only got two more years on his deal after this season. I'm not convinced the Hurricanes would want to give up a high-end, young D for a player they might lose in two years.
>>74248993
Top line centers are just as hard to find as defenseman. Good luck with that one hurrigays.
>>74248799
Jason Spezza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMxJzdVYtXY
>>74248799
>>74248993
>I'm not convinced the Hurricanes would want to give up a high-end, young D for a player they might lose in two years.
Well at least they're realistic
>>74248848
Crosby?
>>74249048
>Joe Colborne
>literally who on the right
>having that saved
post >your team
and what you want them to do at the TDL
>>74249059
storage space is cheap
>trade a 3rd round pick for a Vezina finalist
>get a sexy manlet top pairing defender because the >rags didnt sign him
>trade a 4th line grinder for the Swiss hurricane
>draft good ol Minnesota boy Erik Haula in the 7th round
>spend two 1st rounds picks on D that don't bust
>get trade raped by San Jose, at least Coyle didn't bust
Lads I think the Minnesota curse has been temporarily lifted. Should I jump in the Mississippi when the poodreau curse takes hold and they lose game 7 of the SCF at home?
>>74249074
>Nasvhille
>convert organization into a bluefish farm
>>74249112
Oh I forgot signing the best Staal that allowed Granlund to fuck goaltenders everywhere playing on the wing.
>>74248848
Phil has a pretty faggoty nu-male voice but actually is probably pretty alpha.
>>74249074
>Kings
>Either nothing or get Duchene/Landeskog for Muzzin and a pick
>>74249112
>get trade raped by San Jose
Are you still butthurt over Burns after 6 years?
I heard there's this guy they call king, but apparently he has no ring. Why is this aloud?
>>74249074
>mild
Nothing. The asking price right now is too high for the teams that are selling. They could use a winger like Duchene if Parise is going to continue to have a broken back and not score. But Sakic is a terrible GM and asks for too much. If anything they should call up Ook after he is done with the Swedish playoffs. Or maybe tell Tuch to stop sucking.
>earlyfag lost AGAIN
>>74249138
Not really. At the time he was a fan favorite and I was shocked to hear they traded him. Who knew Setoguchi would drink himself into busting. At least Coyle doesnt suck ass. It sucks he is shitting all over the Norris voting though.
so I want to get into hockey, what's a team to follow that will feel like my national football team? By that I mean very strong but consistently choking on finals
Failing that what's the blackest team? Are there even black players?
>>74249232
>By that I mean very strong but consistently choking on finals
that would make you a >rags fag
>>74249195
thats racist
>>74249232
Strong and cosistent through the regular season, but fails in the playoffs?
That's the San Jose Sharks
Or
Washington Capitals
There aren't many black players.. not even sure if there's a team with two black players on?
Simmonds @ Flyers
Subban @ Predators
Iginla @ Avalanches
And so on..
>>74249256
pls dont call cops
>>74249074
Shorks
Nothing
>>74249232
Caps or Sharks. They always have a glimmer of hope to win the cup but always fall short. The sharks have Joel Ward and the caps have Tom Wilson. Joel Ward is darker but less of a nigger.
>>74249195
Frööölunda
>>74249195
is it true you are building a new arena?
>>74249251
Seriously? Just the other day I watched a Rangers game and that's what got me interested. I think I know which one to follow.
>>74249257
>>74249270
So you don't think the Rangers are like that? Well I'll just watch games from these three teams and see which one I like the most
Do keyboards in Finlan have an easy way to type letters with accents or do you have to use alt codes?
>>74249302
>>74249293
there are certainly cases for other teams, but few do it like the rags
>always salary cap'd
>legacy of superstar players failing to achieve anything of value
>o6 team
>>74249293
Being a >rags fan you just get you hate. But no one really thinks they can win the cup. The shorks and craps could actually win it if their star players actually show up. The rags are somehow having a great season.
>>74249293
The Rangers have an aging and declining goalie
They are much like the Capitals and Sharks in terms of great regular season play, and choking playoffs
Capitals and Sharks are just.. better
The Rangers aren't a bad choice though
>>74249317
so you use your phone to post in Finnish? How do you write 100 word essays?
>>74249333
>>74249341
>>74249344
alright thanks here's some (you)s
If the Sharks or Caps actualy win the cup this year I'm doing a month nofap
>>74249293
>rags at least won the cup several times though last time was 23 years ago
Shorks and Caps never did
>>74249381
Thank you Argentina
>3 captains at the WJC
>Kaprizov is going to break the U20 KHL scoring record
>Bignig Greenway is going to beat any nerd into a bloody pulp
>Kunin might not bust
>Erikkson-oak has shown he can play in the NHL
>Reilly is going to be the next Mike Green
>Olofsson is ugly as fugg but has had a decent game
>Graovac should just start a cleaning company
Are the mild not going to be shit the next decade?
>>74249427
rags have been in the league more than twice as long
their consistency of failure is unsurpassed
>>74249476
Laffs have made a pretty strong challenege
>>74249511
The >rags chokes more often, the >laffs just (used to) suck
is it wrong to like the way preds are playing this season?
>>74249525
They still suck
No one wins in the playoffs 6-5 on a consistent basis. The fact their goaler is having an abysmal season is just proof how horrendous their D is. They would not be in a playoff spot if they weren't in the Atlantic.
>>74249476
No one is still as pathetic as Cantpucks
>>74249511
>>74249525
Ballard dragged the laffs into oblivion by not spending money, >rags have always been one of the top spenders on payroll
>>74249582
Keith Ballard should spend his money investing in CTS research not on the Maple Leafs.
>>74249580
the truth hurts
>>74249633
>Sedins are the only thing keeping the team alive
>attendance is suffering, I would wager it is due to the fact so many chinks have overrun the city
>attendance will suffer more when Seattle gets a team
>drafted nothing but busts
Throw Benning in the Pacific ocean in my opinion. You might actually be able to beat Vegas in a few years.
>Auston Matthews leads the league in even strength goals
Please do not continue to post unless you have 1 Player from your country is a point total equal or above 60 in the 2016-2017 Season.
Thank you.
tr
>>74249728
the prospect that the sedins may stay in the league haunts me, I am humbled by everything they did for the team but they need to retire
attendance has been skewed for years, then the Aquilinis raked the fan base over the coals after the cup run
dont even get me started about >our managerial moves
>>74249580
i dunno, i might give it to the sparkledogs or the jest.
>rags>islels
snus>debbies
yets<pengs
ass<sword riders
nucks<bloos
stors<whylde
criers<boilers
yotes>kangz
>>74249801
Literally better than McMeme already
>>74249728
>attendance will suffer more when Seattle gets a team
probably not that much unless seattle tickets are insanely cheap. canucks get little support from seattle tbqh
@74249804
Quite a rude post
Do you really only want to talk with Sweden and other autistic Canadians?
Panthers are winning the Stanley Cup this season.
Ill eat a bucket of shit if they dont.
Cap this post
>>74249885
lmfao
>>74249885
bravo
enjoy this (you)
>>74249846
Coyotes were always just a throwaway team, Cantpucks actually had chances to win
>>74249833
Don't the owners tamper with the team? As in influence drafting and player signings. It seems they are responsible for a lot of the issues.
>>74249857
Good to know.
>>74249833
Just trade them and eat a lot of the salary. The nucks need to have a fire sale and stop pretending or they'll become the leafs.
reminder Laine is a confirmed schoolbully. do not support him.
#canesmissile
>>74249074
>Wongs
>Trade the vets for fucking once and accept the rebuild
>>74249833
>Sixth is the Canucks’ highest draft position since 1999. Like the Kesler trade, this draft is something management must get right.
>“It’s what we’ll be judged on,” Linden said. in 2014
Then proceed to take a bust who can't in the AHL
>>74249074
Avs
Kill it with fire
did someone say canes?
>>74249903
still better than the jest then. they have literally never been better than mediocre and cannot even win one(1) playoff game
Reminder Barkov isn't even the best center on his team.
>>74250000
Nice quads but WRONG.
>>74250000
The truth has been told
Name a finn that isn't a bust or a babby
You can't
>>74249922
Impossible to know for certain.
The Canucks have seen more GM changes since the Aquilinis took over than ever before in franchise history, and the Linden hire basically gives them a mouthpiece between the ownership and gm levels.
Plausible at best
>>74250036
Salami
>>74250006
Barkov is carried by some frog and the immortal Jagr. Nick "my town is good enough to add another consistent to that bust Laine" Bjugstad is a better center.
>inb4 more points
See how Barkov is being carried. I would agree with you if he did not stop blogging.
>>74250036
Selanne
Saku and Mikko Koivu
>>74249074
Leafs
Nothing
>>74249922
>Don't the owners tamper with the team? As in influence drafting and player signings. It seems they are responsible for a lot of the issues.
i've heard various rumors throughout the years
>aquilini's mom okay'd the torts hiring because he was italian
>ericksson/miller/vrbata signings to keep them competitive despite clearly needing a rebuild
>okay'd vigneault burying ballard because ballard fucked vigneault's daughter
>basically killed the hamhuis to dallas trade last season because aquilini and the dallas owner hate each other
>>74250065
>>74250073
Salami is a Kariya/Getzlaf babby
Mikko is a bust
>Saku is good
>>74250071
Im not even going to give you a (You) for this LOUSY bait.
Just look at Jagr before barkov got injured
He is a barkovbabby and its not even ainec
>>74250107
>Kariya
Lamo overrated wimp
>>74250036
Koivu didn't bust and he could kick your ass. He is old now but young Koivu was a monster
>>74250123
>Slovakian hockey knowledge
>>74250095
all that shit with Hodgson's daddy trying to pay for his son's ice time always irk'd me, but idk if the Aquilinis were involved
>>74250152
i haven't heard if they were, but it probably wouldn't matter. hodgson's dad was a headcase that got his kid to think he was a lot better than he was with disastrous results. same thing happened with griffin reinhart and his dad.
>>74250119
You did give me a (You) and I will repay it. Barkov has busted ever since he stopped blogging. I want to see him do well, but how can he compete with a big strong American when his linemates are a frog and a 67 year old? Just admit some pedo whose hometown is most known for having the most soccer fields is better than him.
>>74250231
>26 games
>5 points
>-10
>poopstad
No (You) for you
>>74248363
where's her benis
>>74250274
>+/-
>stat based primarily on the D and goalie behind you
So the third best player in the NHL is a jew with a wife's daughter?
>>74249801
>A look at which players are directly responsible most often for the 5-on-5 goals their team scores when they're on the ice.
>>74250322
>I completely disregard a stat because it doesn't fit my argument
Stop being a retard. Its just another stat and should be weighted accordingly with the others.
>>74250343
>valuing a stat that gave scheifele a minus for being on the ice when laine scored an own goal
that's GAY AS FUCK YOU RETARED FAGGOT
>>74250343
Just chattin shit. The best stat is not a stat and is the eyetest. >my teams owes a lot of its success to Finns but somehow Barkov always gets defended. Still think he should have never stopped blogging.
What a meme thing to do, what a meme player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUcb_vkps9g
>>74250409
He is too much of a big shot to do lousy internet blogs
Cricket
Barkov is not even ethnically Finnish
He is Russian
>>74250437
Who cares about his >genes, its 2017.
All that matters is the content of his SOUL, which is VERY finn.
>>74250409
several typos there but I imagine you got the point
>>74250418
Wasn't it in Sweden some player got arrested for attempted murder? Maybe it was the KHL. I do not disagree with the decision,
>>74250399
How is that anyone's fault other than Laine you idiot? He's a fucking professional athlete who should know you don't score goals on your own net. I'm sure having brain damage following that huge hit he took won't help him either.
>>74250464
that's the point you fucking retard
morons make defensive mistakes all the time that their defensively responsible linemate get dinged for with +/-
>>74250424
He may never have his name engraved on the cup. Sad that his blogging career was ended by some busty broad.
Also measuring success based on the 1500 pound steel machine powered by exploding dinosaurs is silly.
>>74250502
Then why do the players care about it?
>>74250457
Not in Sweden as far as I know
>>74250544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3_mVJ8F4GE
Not quite as vicious as I thought but I still think the player was arrested.
>>74250456
moi reddit.
>>74250607
Haven't seen that before. But who knows, everything is possible in Estonia
Wow. Rude
>>74250800
about the only thing that hasnt held true was dubnyk's regression
the mild have been exposed
I am about to masturbate watching some of the 240gb of porn on my computer. Then I am going to nap for 2 hours before waking up, doing some chores, and heading to work. Working right when hokkei starts sucks
Is this the year a no cup team actually wins or are the pongs going to ruin it all?
>>74250849
Suter was less lockerroom cancer than Yeo
Suter would be the best D on any team in Canada that isn't Ottawa or Montreal
Yeo is a fucking scam
Scott Stevens has shown he is a decent D coach
Look at the year Spurgeon is having
State of hockey is dumb as fuck
The artist of the logo even said it wasn't a bear
Getzlaf, Perry, and Kesler were aging before Poodreau took over
>>74249986
>Laine has an impressive 100% shooting percentage against the Winnipeg Jets
And people call him a bust. Do they even watch hockey?
>>74250934
>>74250424
>Big shot
>Poses infront of a Ford
>>74250858
Pongs vs Ducks Final
>>74250928
Suter is better than Webmeme tho
>muh slapshot
>>74251044
>Ford Motor Company doesn't make a top 5 vehicle
>>74248372
memes aside, why isn't Pullju playing in the big league?
>>74251086
Fords are absolute shit vehicles.
>>74251086
>$20,000 Ford Fusion
>""""top 5 card""""
I bet it isnt even standard, his finn genes make him mildly retarded
>>74251117
>>74251170
I'm being serious. The only ford I would ever even consider buying is a truck. Cars and SUV are trash.
>>74251170
>yool two thousand and seventeen
>still believing the domestic meme
>>74251258
According to these """reviewers""" assigned scores funded by """3rd party""" """"""donations""""""
>>74251301
Fords are reliable
t. no one ever
>>74251311
Don't drive your vehicle like a 17 year old trying to impress
>>74250429
>>74251311
t. owner of a 94 corolla
You're a low income piece of trash that drives a shitbox. Stop trying to imply otherwise.
>>74251390
>pay thousands of dollars for a car that will last 5 years
>pay thousands of dollars for a car that will last 15 years
Hmmm that really is a tough choice
>>74251326
Dont cheap out on your frames and people will stop making fun of your brand
The only reason people buy Fords or Mazdas are because the parts are cheap. Noone buys them because theyre reliable
*also Mazda after 2011 are good. Anything between 2002 and 2010 are rebadged Fords
>>74249396
If Nashville or Ottowa does you have to extend nofap to a year.
>>74251488
t. Gook car shill
>>74251500
>Drives Dodge Ram
>"Gook Car"
You realize Mazda is a japanese brand right?
>>74251500
Hate to say it but gooks know how to make cars for the middle class. They cost the same as fords and last several times longer.
'96 corolla master race REPRESENT
>>74249074
Bruins
burn sweeney and neely at the stake
>>74249074
Pongs
Trade for another leaf to win a cup and make them pay for it
>>74249074
isles
trade MDC, strome, and 1st to the avs for duchene
>>74249728
>attendance will suffer more when Seattle gets a team
>whenb
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
do Xecucks really think they are getting a team?
tip top kek, have fun continuing to be cucked by the worst franchise in the league.
bjugstad for girardi
greetings from hfboards
>>74251588
GOOD POST
Post face when Colorado beats Buffalo tonight
>>74251588
'02 camry, here, tbqh
>>74250800
>that whole post
W E W lad
>>74251774
Same except it literally just died on me this week.
>>74251588
I drove a '95 Nissan Sunny some years ago.
>>74251768
>>74251588
Used to have a '97 Mondeo. It was a complete rustbucket, the exhaust even fell off when the guy at the vehicle safety place (DMV?) drove it up on the lift. After that it had to go to the junkyard.
Not the best of cars, but it was my first. So I like it
>>74251988
>>74252002
Good faces!
>>74249557
Nothing wrong with with bumping to the Music City.
>>74252053
Big norde guy
>>74252103
>>74252103
Also
>he's 5'11
Top manlet
>>74252137
Is Landesthus even Swedish? His english is on point, he plays hokkie and is the embodiment of Don Cherry's ideal player.
>>74248573
BRRRAAAAAAAPPPP
>>74252160
*Landesthug
>>74252137
how do become hokkei penalty box man?
paid to watch hockey and listen to big mans
>Landethug has a twin sister named Beatrice
Makes me think...
>>74252160
Believe it or not, but he is. But perhaps he feeld like a North American, he did move to NA when he was 16 to play in the OHL so.
>>74252186
>look really promising
>get drafted
>play promising
>get nice contract
>bust
>>74252137
4 u
>>74251588
'94 Camry here. The "my car is older than your" pickup line has so far proven unsuccessful.
>>74252186
You have to be buttman's friend
>>74252282
i dont mind sucking such a small dick
lets goooooooooo wish me luck hock
>>74252244
i think it might be because you're not driving a volvo
the only good things to have ever come out of sweden are volvo, saab, the Knife and robin lehner
>>74252186
I imagine your have to go through the normal grind. NHL officials don't just become a zebra overnight. They probably kick the shit out of drunk beer leaguers, fight moms in the CHL, and breakup fights in the AHL before even making it in the NHL. Then they get killed by Wideman while making 30k a year.
>>74252222
Landekock is a faggot and I hope Sweden revokes his citizenship.
>be in bar
>this girl walks up to you
>she asks if you're in on a threesome with her and her twin
>you say yes
>back at her place her twin shows up
>it's Landethug
What do you do?
>>74252348
This is both a good post and a bad post.
>>74252394
>Landekock is a faggot and I hope Sweden revokes his citizenship.
Nah, he's a good ol' Stockholm boy
>>74252421
Ruin Landesthug's twink ass
>>74252421
Punch Landekog in the dick, ejaculate after 45 seconds of intercourse, and run away before he recovers.
>>74252453
>This is both a good post and a bad post.
I have Volvo 940, it's almost as good as Toyota Carina
t. different
>>74252473
where does pulju come in during this scenario?
is he your wheelman or something?
>>74252453
>good ol' Stockholm boy
Did Roy ruin Landesthug's career? Did he also ruin MacKinnon's or was he always a Drouin babby?
Is Roy the worst coach in the 2010s?
>>74252526
Plot twist: Pulju is Landeskogs secret twin
>>74252462
Wew lad, while she ruins your?
>>74252473
But you'll miss out on the pancakes if you do that?
>>74252485
This is also both a good and a bad post
Makes me think..
>>74252536
Y-yes, a-all is Roy's fault :)
>>74252541
Is Pulju to Landeskog what Hugo is to Bart Simpson?
>>74252526
We hug after I tell him the story. I apologize for sexing someone else and we cuddle and fall asleep while watching chinese cartoons. Then I make him eggs in the morning so he can start unbusting.
You're favourite team sucks donkey penisdick
>>74252586
Well take a wild guess
Dead thread.
Anyone wanna chime in on 2017 draft? please. good and bad
>>74252244
'97 Honda here
Tfw poorfag
>>74252634
Patrick Nolan will bust, Vilardi is a lot better than his stats indicate and Hischier will best 1st overall
>>74252634
Who are the top prospects? Tolvanen, Vesalainen, Heiskanen and Patrik Nolan are the only ones that come to my mind
>>74252348
A college friend had a sweet 60s Volvo that he and his dad restored
Solid steel and it hauled ass
>>74252666
>Vesalainen
>Top prospect
I'mma stop your right there. He's terrible
>>74252634
It will be shit. Some team making the playoffs with ironically get the best player. Some Finns will bust and others will become successful players.
Sakic will finally get fired because he picked some megabust and Arizona will hopefully relocate as a result of picking some megabust. The only good part of the draft will be watching whomever Sweeny picks.
>>74252595
that sounds so sweet of you anon, you two could be a lovely couple
Burns > Crosby
>>74252634
We're less than 2 weeks from the trade deadline and there is still no hype whatsoever for this draft, not from the media or from fans.
This should tell you everything you need to know about its quality. Even the 12/13/14 drafts had more hype than this.
>>74252681
Honestly, you are right. I think Kanada is right about Vilardi but it is a shit year.
lel
>>74252684
Thank you for the vote of confidence friend.
>>74252700
reminds me of the 2006 draft in terms of trying to follow the crosby lottery hype, but even it still had top tier talent
>>74252103
For you
Benning: We've got five more games until the deadline. So we still have time to see where we're at going into the deadline
>hongcouver
>being that mired in mediocrity
you think a lot of teams will trade their first round picks this year before the trade deadline?
>>74252601
Agreed
t. Failedabortionalanche fan
>>74252681
>Sakic will finally get fired
they wont fire a team legend. he is locked into that position until he dies or steps down like roy did.
>>74252774
>canucks somehow manage to sneak into the playoffs
>trader jim starts talking about how well his 'retooling' is going
>team is actually just getting worse and worse
>>74252791
They won't use the word fired but they'll put pressure on him and say something along the lines of agreed to part ways publicly
>>74252741
Reminder the highest rated Finn in the 2017 draft is speculated out of the top 5 where the top rated Swede is a top 3 choice.
Finns = Busts
>>74252791
But he should be. He caused the other team legend to quit. The team is having a historically bad season. Plus other GMs have said the asking price to players is ridiculously high.
>>74252818
I don't think you have to worry about making the playoffs, they are the 6th worst by points%. it's just the other teams having games in hand that's giving the illusion they are close to a playoff spot.
>>74252848
the last 7 games of the cantpucks season are against other teams in the pacific division. he will use that to fuel his autism and delusions.
>>74251768
in overtime
>>74252572
>Wew lad, while she ruins your?
you 're kinky sweden
>>74252634
this is your top pick
>>74252888
My pet theory is the Aquilinis have directed him to make the playoffs by whatever means necessary. They want to sell the team and more revenue will increase its valuation
Just got off the phone with Jim Benning. He told me he hopes the Sedins have another 5 years left and insisted they will retire as Canucks. He also refused to listen to any trade talks, exclaiming the team could very well be buyers at this point.
>>74252942
What a coincidence, I also just got off the phone with Jim Benning. He asked me if I could please put Roman Polak on hold for him. He doesn't want the other GMs getting him and is willing to pay his 2nd round picks for the next 3 seasons.
Which prospects are coming in the 2017 draft?
Drafted a guy named Strome in NHL 17, didn't see any Elite potentials?
Just EA being retarded?
Just got off the phone with Jim Benning he allowed me to fuck his wife. Sad!
>>74251091
He's getting the shit developed out of him in the AHL
>>74253037
Fuck you I was just joking
~Jim
>>74253037
what'd you offer in exchange, a bag of chips?
>>74253040
will he return in the NHL as Captain Hockey, joining the Avengers?
>>74252984
2017 sucks. 2011 tier
>responding to grease
don't encourage this retard
>>74253060
he'll get drafted in edmoronnton and lose for 10 years
>>74253073
but he's already drafted by them
>tfw not racking up any (You)s today
Help a brother out please
>begging for (You)s
you gotta work for them
>not making blatantly delusional posts for yous
It's ez lad
>>74253092
>>74253101
>>74253105
Juu
>a canadian team will make the playoffs
>>74253125
Atlantic is garbarge
Reminder that Finnish (You)s are counterfeit and anyone found in possession of them is subject to arrest. Remember to dispose of Finnish (You)s properly.
>>74253092
here man
>>74253156
Heh, jokes on you
Just got off the phone with Lou Lombardi. He said the team has a top10 D that just needs another year to develop He also said Mitch Marner is the best rookie in the NHL and it would be a travesty if he did not win the Calder. I asked him about Patrik Laine and he said "Who? Who? Who" about 20 times before hanging up on me.
@74253165
Yuck that's worse than nothing
>>74253061
I would imagine
>>74253066
Aha, missed that image
>>74253204
is there an app or meme-generator for this shit?
>>74253208
Yeah it is called Grindr
>>74253227
Thought that was for coffee
>>74253208
No I just made it with paint
>>74253227
dude stop it, I 'm in tears
I really hope Chairelli can fleece Stetcher out of hongcouver
>>74253251
>manlet
Lel benning > stetcher
>>74253273
Benning can't run a power play like Stetcher t b h
Just got off the phone with torts. I tried to ask him some questions but all he said was rags.
will the hasbs bomb out?
>>74253299
Yeah he's busy playing top minutes with sekera on a playoff team
Just got off the phone with Pulju
All he did was breathe heavily for a few seconds and then said "benis"
>>74253315
He wouldn't be there if RussLel was healthy
He's good but not great
Just got off the phone with Zach Parise.
All he said was "haha you mad poorfag?".
>Antoine Vermont suspended for 10 games for physical abuse of officials
Oh wow
>>74248953
I always play as hatford and insist they're the best team just to piss off my buddy because I always beat him anyways
>>74253341
>Vermont
>>74253331
Benning has played 34% of his even stength minutes against the league's best
>rags
>>74253341
They have set numbers for abuse of an official. 3, 10, or 20 games.
>rags
>>74248953
I wish I knew how to play NHL 98 on modern systems
Best land
>>74253355
Fuck off Jim
Reminder that if there is no Red on your flag, your opinion on Hokkii is invalidated
>>74253497
Love you too bro
>>74253402
are you willing to donate your body?
>>74253338
kek
>>74253208
Meme generator? It's right from his twitter., go check.
>>74253525
are you willing to donate reparasions
Drinking beer people call "hotdog water". It's not so bad to be quite honest.
Go Jest
>tfw got home today
>tfw NYI-NYR is on sport1 US
first rangers game I catch on tv since game 7 vs washington in 2015.I'm hype lads
jets at pens
>>74253643
>>74253643
>>74253643
358th for earlyfag BTFO yet again
>>74253596
rags haven't won at barclays center yet
>>74248278
>the city of buffalel
wouldn't mind seeing another one of these tonight tbqh
Crosby got the primary assist for point 1,000. Kunitz fittingly scored it by being completely handfed
>>74248372
>eichel OVER mcdavid
>nylander OVER Pulju
Oilcuck hockey knowledge
>Crosby is the 86th player to get 1000 points
>86
>not 87
he's going to kill himself tonight
lelmao will the isleshit reporters ever quit crying this is absolutely pathetic
>>74253596
>.I'm hype lads
careful not to drink all the beer in teh fridge you pawty animal!
@74253788
Thx 4 the (You)
LET'S
GET
SHIZZICAL
SHIZZICAL
>>74253838
I only put one in the fridge and already opened that so fuck you
>>74253847
>I was only p-pretending to b-be retarded
>>74253881
oilyfags are the most cancerous fanbase out there, bar none
Are you ready Snes? The party has only begun
>>74253909
>irrelevant flag is a fan of an irrelevant team
P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y
>>74253908
kek says the laffer
>>74253920
>the nation that invented everything
>the team that brought hockey into the 20th century
explain to me how those two are irrelevant
penguins gonna twopeat
>>74253953
is that you in the gif?
Couldn't get my daughter to fall asleep.. I've just turned on my stuff
What did I miss?
>>74253971
omit irrelevant information next time
>>74253953
>>74253971
history
>>74253975
No
>>74253978
Wonderful
>>74253971
CROSBY
1000TH PTS
ASSIST ON KUNITZ AGAINST JETS
>>74253959
no this is me
Snes defense not good, but the Devils shit the bed in offense
who agree
>>74253988
Hot damn
Cue the Sidney-crybaby-memes on social media
>>74253987
you will do as I say
>>74253992
would you cut your right testicle for prime brodeur to come back?
>>74254038
>cutting off your right testicle
but then you'd only have one left
>>74254038
greeks do that for fun desu
>>74254038
whoa there buddy. That's too extreme. But I 'd say Schneider can hang and both him and everybody who likes the Devils would really like for Kovalchuk to be back.
>>74254071
it might improve my shot though, if you know what I mean
>>74254038
>brodeur
anyone else think this guy has been massively overrated? don't get me wrong, he had an outstanding career, but he isn't close to hasek/roy
>>74254009
I do as I please!
>>74254038
Schneider is pretty good though isn't he?
Their issue isn't really the goaltending?
>>74254080
>he hasn't seen the future
Kovalchuck-Galchenyuk-Radulov
5 cups in a row
>>74254101
>anyone else think this guy has been massively overrated?
no
>>74254109
Eastside hockey manager?
Been a while since I've played that, lol
>>74254103
yeah he's really good
we should have kept him and traded luongo
>>74254110
He was asking people who have a fucking clue about hockey
>>74254101
they changed the game because of him, how many players have that kind of impact
>>74254113
Yee
i suggest you give a try now, it's 100x better then it was, say, one year ago.
Riz been doing a shit-metric-ton of updates
>>74254101
>Hasek
God, will we ever see anyone like him again?
His tactical flaining around
He was always pissed off too
>>74254101
>lost the cup to the kings
way overrated. you don't see elite goaltenders like jonathan quick losing in the stanley cup
>>74254103
yeah he's good
their issue is literally everything else
they don't have any real star power up front and don' have any in the system either
their d is also full of literally whos aside from andy greene and severson who are decent at best
>>74254155
Very tempting, might just update it right now and give it a go again
which team though?
do you think crosby has another 1,000 left in him?
>>74254153
this is true, he probably handled the puck more often than he stopped it
>>74254155
>Hirsch
that guy is such a faggot
did you see his players tribune article?
>>74254156
>God, will we ever see anyone like him again?
not a chance. he was gretzky-esque in that he made it all look like luck. an incredible talent.
>>74254153
so did sean avery, now we have the avery rule. is he up there too?
>>74252690
>tfw when number 1 scorer is on your team
>>74254177
pretty unlikely, but i guess he has a better chance than most.
>>74254101
Brodeur was a system babby
Drunk as FUCK and ready for PHI vs EDM. Who else HOKKEI here?
>>74254168
I did the Jets with the 2015-2016 database
really easy to win the cup by 2019
after a few years the draft lacks talent tho
i suggest you go with the 1998 db take an expansion team and become a powerhouse ten years in
>>74254203
>forgetting Jagr
3 years max and he gets to 2,000
2 years if he becomes an oiler and plays RW to Mcdavid
>>74254209
ready for stars - wild
>>74254177
Tough call
He'll probably get close at the very least
He's 29 now.. leaving him with what.. 7-10 seasons, depending on injuries and stuff?
Don't see him pulling a Jagr, lol
>>74254225
i just assumed jagr was going to make it.
>>74254231
nor do it. jagr being huge and having no family(aka no other commitments) also go a very long way for him.
>>74254101
those of us who watched all 3 of their careers are blessed. nobody now compares to them
>>74254227
Fugg yeah, my Finnish brother. Greatest game on this gay earth.
>>74254186
hmm
well he's not staying after this season
i had mathieu garon but i forget to qualify order him and he got on free agency
hopefully deslauriers dosen't bust on me
Crosby is way too brain damaged to pull a Jagr
He's probably already been advised to stop playing by CTE experts tbqh
>>74254188
You're probably right
Easily my favourite goalie of all time
Holy fk
>>74254214
Sounds neat with the 98 db, looking for it now; cheers man
>>74254251
can't see CTE until you're dead
>>74254251
It's a shame really
For as much as I dislike him for how he used to dive and whine (he still whines, and replaced diving with slashing in the faceoff circle), he's an incredible player
>>74253881
Yeah, I was. What's your excuse Laffer?
>>74254188
they also abolished the two-line pass because of the Devils. that's impact based on the game, not shennanigans.
also, Brodeur is the gretzky of goalies.
>>74254286
Hasek > Brodeur in that category
Don't get me wrong, Brodeur was insanely good
But c'mon, Hasek and Roy sits on a pedastal by themselves
>>74254301
please agree with me
>>74254301
grease is 18 years old and only knows what wikipedia has told her about the devlels. stop replying to it or people will stop replying to you
>rags
>>74254286
>Brodeur is the gretzky of goalies
doesn't even come close to either hasek or roy. it took roy retiring and hasek entering his late 30s for brodeur to start winning vezinas.
>>74254285
Do you seriously have nothing better to do then insult leafs fans? Ive seen like five of your post is the past hour if you had a username this would be an easy block. Tilted.
Is Staal Icelandic for "overrated, overpaid garbage"?
>>74254333
>then
>username
>block
>>74254329
don't misunderstand me, but these aren't advanced stats: all-time wins, most shutouts. And he wasn't playing in a high-scoring team.
SSSSSSCCCCCAAAARRRRRRRR
>no goalies
>no defense
might as well cripple the other teams tbqh
>>74254281
Yeah but couldn't they spot the first/second stage symptoms of it while the person is alive? Obviously wouldn't be definitive but an educated guess
>>74254340
Eric is putting up great numbers with the Mild and Jordan is a Selke contender so surely you mean Marc or Jared.
>>74254333
Consider suicide bud
>>74254381
>McGill education
>>74254381
yes they call that "advanced stages of CTE" which doesn't really mean much. you could probably have it too. CTE is untestable until they cut your brain open which is the real problem and I'd rather them work on cancer first desu
excluding vanpooper, wienerpig, and shottawa
which leaf team's fans have it the worst?
yep, shitting the bed
LET'S GO DE-VOLS
>>74254398
McGill is the best university in Canada
>>74254362
stupid comparison. hasek only had a shot at a starter position in his late 20s, obviously brodeur has the edge there. meaningless desu. look at say, hasek's numbers compared to his peers at the time. nobody comes remotely close.
besides, wins and shutouts are more indicative of a team stat and not an individual stat
>>74254422
>in Canada
>>74254408
Flim flams
they've committed to a core that looks like it's pretty shit
>>74249074
>Bruins
Trade McQuaid
He ruins Krug
>>74254432
>Flim flams
They also have a pretty shitty arena judging from what I'm being told?
>>74254408
It'd probably be Oilers and Laffs, but because the Flames keep underperforming, it's mostly them.
>>74254408
as much as i love to rag on them, probably the oilers. their management and ownership was comically inept and slimy for years to an extreme degree. mcmeme fixed a bunch of it, and chiarelli is a decent GM tho not as good as oilfags love to hype him up.
ownership is still slimy though, can't believe he swindled the city into paying for a new arena after the shit job he has done.
>>74254422
I had a friend who went there, I visited him a couple times and Montreal is pretty faggy
The next thread will be about anime, let's all agree on that
>>74254571
J-Juuse..
lmao fleury
>>74254571
agreed, just don't be an early fag
>>74254571
No
Dogs in hockey jerseys
>>74254591
thats a good doggo
12/10
>tfw no young Wendy's girl to squat over your face and govern a 40 second squeaker into your mouth
>sallad bars
>0.8 left
WEW
>>74254591
fuck off, already had a dozen of those. lame as fuck too
>>74254591
This.
RIP Woofer.
>>74254608
Thanks!
>>74254641
RIP
>>74254635
Easy there, leaf
Will the jets rally in the third when the penguins have no players left?
Gary Lawless on Matthews/Laine debate
>If Laine has 7 or more goals by the end of the season I'll vote for him. Otherwise I'll vote for Matthews
lol
>>74254664
Gary doesn't follow any Law
He does what he wants
>>74254641
He's so cute he makes the Oiler shirt look good.
Reminds me of my pup
http://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-lindsey-kevitch-s-nipple-246acu2/answers/new.html
>>74254664
gary lawless built his entire career off of bandwagoning meme players/coaches, in the shithole that is winnipeg, manitoba, and shitting on them, depending on how good or bad they did that week.
>>74254705
>lindsey-kevitch
Literally who?
>>74254690
>>74254708
I just found the 7 goal threshold a tad arbitrary.
nice """""powerplay"""" >raggots, more like powergay LMAO
>>74254741
the only thing worse than this pp are the isleshot announcers. thy are crying all the time and they have been wrong about everything ao far
>Iginla goes from playing on a powerhouse junior team which won multiple championships in the Kamloops Blazers to the NHL where he's gone 20 seasons without winning shit
the Devils can't catch a pass, that means they are anxious and /or tired
>>74254727
maybe I just glossed over it because I'm used to seeing lawless pull things out of his ass and pretend to know what he's talking about. I bet he's never even laced up a pair of skates. I spent years watching that fat fuck shitpost irl in my city, and he was somehow given more tv time? fucking ridiculous
Wtf I love JOEY MOSS
>>74254641
thx Lad
>>74254770
It was about 10 mins ago, he was being interviewed by Tessa Bonhomme in the TSN intermission.
It's nuts how someone that fucking fat has his opinion on sports valued. He might be the most out of shape reporter I've ever seen in any sport
2nd hattrick in a row if digits
>>74254800
My god
>>74254800
n-nani!?
>>74254762
>crying about announcers
literally all sports announcers ever do this, stfu.
>>74254800
wtf laine is elite
>>74254766
See Also
>Darcy Tucker
>Steve Passmore
>Scottie Upshall
>Shane Doan
>>74254786
>loving a retard
2 goal streak!
Hendricks is a sniper!
>>74254800
Laine hat-trick: slapshot, from the face-off, empty net.
All in favour say ayyy
>>74254422
University of Toronto and Queen's are better.
>Jake "The Snake" Virtanen got a 2nd assist last night
Who's the fucking bust now?
Retards.
Blues cucked
>>74254869
new at 500
>>74254868
don't ever talk to me or my prospect ever again
>that no-look backhand pass in the crease with 3-4 Blues players hovering around Daniel and then between the leg pass to Henrik for the goal
why can't the Sedins do this every shift?
If the Devils can win 6 of their next 8 games, the wild card spot is guaranteed.
>>74254871
when are they not?
>tfw grease and finland were right
>>74254897
about what my friend?
>>74254844
The wagon!!!!
What's /hoc/ drinking tonight?
I'm trying this dark lager myself. Pretty good stuff.
He didn't Flyer so good