/HEEM/: Villante Edition

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Schaub is God

who is the Mazzy Star of fighters?

/heem/ is uncharacteristically comfy right now

>>74245415
>Team Schaub vs. Team 5%
Book it Dana

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The real winners of UFC 208

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125 in 2017!

>>74245534
Is she a fighter?

>>74245534
>>74245540
She's clearly a ref, the question is what's the hotties name!?

>>74245467
wtf was literally just listening to her
>not having fade into you as a walkout song

>>74245559
Carla Esparza

>>74245559
Not funny.

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>Mommy will never walk you by the ring.

http://www.flocombat.com/video/1107124-fcroadtrip-guess-the-gopro-alliance-mma-edition#.WKVnJhIrLVo

>>74245564
>her
it's the name of the band you pleb

>>74245585
>ywn psychologically torment her and blame her for her husband's suicide (which she totally was responsible for anyways)

jdimsa

>>74245592
whatever nigger it was clearly a stage name instead of a band name

do you like Low?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7Qd0mbji0U&list=PL2CFndANM_t0iNif93F7Ayhent-Eo7qvr

>people think Fedor will win
ahahahahahahaha

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>>74245585

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>>74245585

>>74245618
>it was clearly a stage name instead of a band name
lol no

>do you like Low?
more like BLOW

haha

>>74245625
mitrione was dropped by some fatty samoan can

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>>74245625
He will.

swabfags have to clean out their fucking ears HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>74245684
i want to protect his smile

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>>74245699
He doesn't need protecting.

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>>74245742
he used to be cute

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How is the FN card so much better than the PPV card that cost $90

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>>74245788

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>>74245490
This.
Late night /heem/ is the best

It is what it is

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>>74245809

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>>74245444
UFC made some questionable cuts lately, find some easy and actually correct cuts

burkman must go

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>http://www.forbes.com/sites/brianmazique/2017/02/15/georges-st-pierres-reported-multi-fight-deal-comes-at-perfect-time-for-the-ufc/#50e61f3e5cb8
>tfw pic related

>>74245889
Is there a reason that GSP wants to compete at MW and not WW? My guess is that he only wants to fight at MW because he knows he can meme on Bisping and he wouldn't take any other fight at that weight (except for maybe against Nick)

so what is GDR gonna talk about in that media call. she's not gonna relinquish the belt is she

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>>74245918
FUCK I forgot about Bisping

Looks like Romero will get cuck'd again kek

>>74245657
FUG :DDD

>>74245918
He's fat.

>>74245936
Jacare vs Yoel for interim probably

>>74245948
I wouldn't mind seeing that rematch. Yoel stole a decision the last time

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>>74245948
>wme

>>74245948
>The state of WME era UFC

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>>74245500

Would you tho

I think I would tho

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When's my little roidmonkey fighting next?

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>>74245625

>>74246038
Soon. Supposedly vs Karolina

>>74246092
Caludia should win pretty easily desu.

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Which fighters are /bogpilled/?

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>>74245995
Would Teru?

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>>74245918
>muh double champ

Plus Bisping is an extremely weak champ and it'd set up a """"""""superfight"""""""" with Silva.

>>74246098
Yeah. Claudia and JJ just seem to be so far ahead of their division. What happened to Jessica Agular? She gave Claudia a good fight iirc

>>74245889
I hate that I would still be really excited about this fight even though it's way too late

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>>74246092

muh dik

both on equal waifuhood though dunno who to root for.

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>>74246111

He's not fussy

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>>74246120

It's pretty much guaranteed to be a let down though. There's just no way it'd live up to the hype especially now.

>>74246118
she fucked up her knee badly and took a lot of time off

>>74246150
Unfortunate. She could have been a top contender.

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>>74246092
proof pls

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>>74246107

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>>74246181

>you will never feed her cheap supermarket off-brand oreos

>>74246181
>http://sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2017/02/claudia-gadelha-revela-que-proxima-luta-sera-contra-karolina-kowalkiewicz.html

Basically this:
>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/13/14595224/report-claudia-gadelha-says-shell-face-karolina-kowalkiewicz-next-ufc-mma

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>>74246092
Would rather see Andrade fight KK in a title eliminator. Gadelha's in a tough spot having lost to the champ twice.

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>He can talk. But when the cage close I'm gonna break his arm.
What did he mean by this?

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Todd Duffee out of UFC 209.

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>>74246205
asante bwana

>>74246212
>talks more shit than most
>gets upset when someone else does it

really makes me think

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>>74246223
GOD DAMNIT

>>74246223
Fugg, I actually like seeing Duffee fight because it always ends in the first round. That sucks.

>>74246228
You're welcome my friend.

>>74246234
>gets upset when someone else does it
Does he though?

>>74246209
You think Karolina would be up for a rematch if she won vs Andrade ?

>>74246209
KK is nowhere near a title shot and she'd get molested by Andrade anyway. I'd like to see KK against Esparza if Esparza wrestlefucks Markos.

>>74246255
Of course she would. She'd lose 50-45 again though.

>>74246252
a bit, when you say that the other guy can talk all he wants but you are just going to beat him in the cage it kind of implies that you arent the shit talking type.

his and Tony's shitalking skills are pretty subpar desu

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>>74246223
and ir begins

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>>74246223

look at this guy blowing his own trumpet

>I'm gonna fight because I'm a REAL fighter and REAL FIGHTERS fight regardless
>Look how good I am for still being willing to fight

yeah that's your job m8. you're supposed to

>>74246223
it begins

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>>74246270

When Tony Ferguson Starts Talking Mad Shit Over Twitter ..... It's Fuckin Embarrassing! !!!

>>74246265
They gave her the 4th round, she lost 49-46

>>74246310
She shouldn't have gotten the fourth round. She had 30 seconds where she wasn't losing.

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hola cagefighting connoisseurs

reminder that we have m-1 this saturday on a yurop timezone

and josh koshcuck lmao

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>>74246286

>>74246322
How spicy is m-1? Never watched it.

>>74246322
>>74246329
their elite are still good, ie the title fight, rest is falling off, have perhaps the best non-ufc MW as their champ.

wtf kyra batara missed weight and was pulled from the main event

>>74246329
i remember cards being considerably full of grapplefuckers, despite some kickboxers from meme countries and whatnot

>>74246347
>best non-ufc MW as their champ.

who was supposed to fight shlemenko but the bout got cancelled, it has to happen sooner or later

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>>74246353
This is actually horseshit. I was only watching for spicy bunda.

>>74246375
yup, 2 early career loses, only m-1 loss was nullified by winning a rematch, and well VV has always been semi-legit.

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Right lads

What is the best environment for an MMA fight and why?

>Octagon Cage
>Hexagon Cage
>Square Cage
>Circular Cage
>Square Ring
>Hexagon Ring
>Open Mat

What martial arts are memes?

If you could have any two women in the world fight regardless of weight class, who would you want to see?

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>>74246401

Everything that you don't see in MMA basically

>>74246402
Cyborg and Meryl Streep

>>74246402
Sasha Greycie and Bailey Jay.

>>74246400
Obstacle course.

>>74246401
According to the Matrix, jitz.

>>74246400
square cage

you get the tight corners of a ring for better cage-cutting and striking and the not-falling-outness and not-interfering-with-grappling-ness of the cage. also fewer turnbuckles for greater visibility than an octagon

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>TUF25 will feature an all star cast!
>it's just washouts and cans from earlier seasons

wew.

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>>74246400
Kinda like the combo platter. Generally agree with >>74246433, especially about the cage-cutting.

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>>74246453
I think they're just hoping for more memes.

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>74246461
>you will never be a shock trooper in a German campaign into Russia in the summer steamrolling your way to Moscow and impregnating the local woman while their men scream in emotional pain
It's an abstract kind of feel.

>>74246453
We get see Bang let Julian bang, bro.

>>74246402
your mom vs cyborg

>this man is a monkey style fighter

>>74246401
aikido
wing chung
punching the chest karate
any sort of death touch
anything without sparring
taijiquan

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Damn Joe Daddy lost to the guy that did gay porn

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I came up under Lorenzo Fertitta and the Fertitta regime.
Nobody in the history of the fight game has come up as fast and as young as I have.
I now, at 28 years of age, have my eyes firmly set on the 'highest paid fighter' and 'highest earning athlete' accolades.
Understand and respect what you are witnessing here.
Because not one of you can do nothing to stop it.

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>>74246499
Is this a meme training equipment ?

>>74246575
yes

>>74246575
this is legit I saw anderoid' coach training with this

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http://www.gq.com/story/conor-mcgregor-gq-style-cover-story?mbid=social_twitter

>>74246609
>if i go crazy then would you still call me superman

Holy shit that dude btfo Rogan on weed yesterday

Rogan went full 420 and defensive while baked and he was fully triggered

>inb4 antiweed

I've been smoking for over 10 years but Rogan got btfo hard here

>>74246617
Wtf do you hate weed or something? Don't you know it's medicinal and cures cancer???????

>>74246617
are you that greek dude who does 30 pullups a day?

https://twitter.com/MMASun/status/831912709016936449
Good fucking job UFC!

>>74246638
>linking tweet instead of copy-pasting text

>>74246617
can you timestamp it?

>>74246400
A soccer stadium because joe rogan said so

>>74246628
I hate morons like Rogan who go full 420 on people that dont smoke and cant just shut up and smoke
>>74246637
I am 1.90 70 kg so I can do quite more,but 30 is fine
>>74246643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd0oSNjHf1A

>>74246609
He looks like a fighting game character here

>>74246400
Circular enclosure made of clear plastic to prevent fence-grabbing of any sort. However, blood, sweat and filth would accumulate on the surface making it unsuitable for filming or fans watching.

>>74246650
Joe lost all my respect in this one, he's literally insane.

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>>74246650

>Rogan trying to take on based Crowder in any sort of argument

top lmao. he'll be trying it with Shapiro next

>>74246643
>not having 4chanx

plebian

Because I'm feeling maternal, here's some spoonfeeding: Horiguchi is officially a free agent.

>>74246650
I thought Rogan BTFO the other dude desu, just on the basis of him being so calm and bringing up "studies"

I don't see how you can see it the other way, the other dude started calling Rogan a bully. I didn't hear all of it, but when I did tune in Steven was saying he didn't have a Jamie so it's unfair

>>74246705
theres no 4chanx for chrome

you use firefox? How does it compare to botnet

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/15/14621812/anderson-silva-derek-brunson-mma-technique-bullshit-robbery-decision-fight-ufc-208-gif-analysis
I like this guy, he makes some good points. It's still a robbery but can you really get mad at Anderson or the decision if he does this good of a job of bullshitting his way to a win?

>>74246719
>I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE WITH YOU I DON'T CARE
>Dude, I thought we are friends. Jaimie pull up that studies where they cured cancer with weed.
Rogan is fucking nuts.

>>74246731
They sort of made up towards the end. Poor dude missed his flight.

Even he was saying he's being outspoken though, so I don't really see how you can say Rogan was BTFO when he talked and talked

>>74246722

>there is no 4chanx for chrome

there is though

>>74246719
the other dude brought up some articles and rogaine is saying that those are fake how that BTFO the other dude

>>74246722
I'm literally using 4chanx on chrome.

>>74246719
>being so calm
he was mad as fuck and high trying to pull a Jamie on the other dude all the time.Generally speaking he was very rude and triggered.You dont behave like that to guests,its not nice

>the other dude started calling Rogan a bully
it was funny when the other dude asked Rogan where's my Jamie.Rogan pulls a Jamie on every guest that touches a nerve on his show and he really hates when his absolute truths are being doubted

>>74246746
rogan was being a cock, insulting him to his face but in a "haha im joking so if you get mad you look bad but im actually trying to get at you" way. ppl who do that are jerks.

>>74246761
>>74246768
>>74246773
I don't know much about the subject at all, I just tuned in when people here started greentexting "missed his flight".

I don't take much of what Rogan says seriously but from what I did see, he was "winning" the argument desu. Rogan talks like that to a few guests. I'm listening to it now though and Steven did make it clear from the start he doesn't care

Studies are the weirdest shit. You can literally find one to back up any point, can you? Jamie literally backs everything Rogan says up. Steven had that one study in mind and Jamie manages to find a study saying the exact opposite. Wtf how does that even work. Where does Rogan even get this theory from that they don't want to legalise weed because it'll hurt their profits

>>74246573
wat

>>74246749
>>74246763
dam son

last time I typed 4chanx in the chromestore I didnt find shit

mustve been on drugs that time dont think I typed that properly

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>>74246763
Hmmmm... really makes me think.

>>74246855
What did he mean by this?

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>Conor where do you get KO power from
>It’s all in the nut sack. It’s all in the ball sack. I just have confidence that comes from my big ball sack, and I know when I smack you, you’re going down. And that’s it, yeh

>>74246855
You know how with every torrent there's one guy in the comments that complains because he fucked everything up and somehow infected his computer? And everyone else says that the torrent works perfectly fine?

That's that guy.

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>>74246879
idk. Anyways, I'm more excited for Bellator than I am for UFC recently (sans 209). hbu?

>>74246915
Fedor v Meathead is making me sad.

>>74246895
Yeah I think so too.

>>74246933
Fedor will win imo. Either a first or second round KO as he did to Brett Rodgers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfydf0gPR-8

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We're supposed to get a huge fucking storm here in so cal starting tomorrow. Satuday night Fedor/Cops is gonna be cozy af

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>>74246964
Are they showing cops after the fight? Cant wait.

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>>74246855
most of those complaints are Anon fucking up his native in-line settings, easily fixed if you tie everything to a book mark. 4chanx is bloated but if you pair it with OneeChan you will probably never browse 4chin again with out it, especially while fapping. It works fine with Chrome and Firefox.

https://www.4chan-x.net/

The Chrome extension is in the beta section

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>>74246805
My experience is that weed nurtures people's egos a little too well. Rogan's a good example of that

In that sense it's not a societally healthy indulgence. People should have to face doubts and rely on actual self reflection and other people for reaffirmation in themselves, not just self endorsing through drugs
It seems to me it's just plain unhealthy for your ego

Plus the whole weed culture has gotten really cringeworthy. Though I now realize people organizing for their right to get stupid high and disconnected was always fucking retarded

I'm not gonna bother watching Rogan's dumb rants but sounds like I'm cheering for that Crowder dude

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Why are Americans so tiny ?

>>74247031
It's less about having the right to get fucked up and more about having the right to not get jailed for it.

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>>74247039
why are poles so good at cleaning toilets and getting raped?

>>74247040
Well true, I just mean as opposed to any other meaningful social issue that could be discussed you know, by comparison it's an embarrassing discussion. Pretty low minded overall

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>>74247046
Shawwty got triggered lol

>>74247065
Why is imprisoning people for something that harms nobody but themselves not a meaningful social issue?

>>74247076
According to Rogan it's not only good for you, but it cures cancer!

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>>74247067
come to south florida and i'll show you triggered, pawel.

>>74247083
I'm not going anywhere near the fabled Florida Man, you people are deranged

>>74247076
It absolutely is, but it's cringeworthy when those same people aren't nearly as passionate about expanding their civil rights on other more meaningful issues
Just overall a very much lower minded cause with no insight whatsoever

So pretty much a perfect fit for people like Rogan

I used to be all about it to, I'm just saying it shows how little forward thought those people actually have

>>74246111
Have the one of him dancing in the octagon?

>>74245500

MMA ""striking"" pathetic

>>74246855
1. they do
2. it does
3. ?
4. what did he mean by this? across devices?
5. so?
6. ???
7. doubt

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>>74246573
>proud of you, son

>>74246830
use google next time
chrome store often won't have extensions
you don't need the store to install extensions

EMBEDDED
https://youtu.be/odDszJ8_3R4
https://youtu.be/odDszJ8_3R4
https://youtu.be/odDszJ8_3R4

I WANT THE EASIEST FIGHT IN THE DIVISION
I WANT GERTRUDE MEREZ

>im a brawler
>i love to brawl
>boring 5 round fight with absolutely zero willingness to get in the pocket and brawl

>>74247127
there are literally millions of people in jail for weed related offences, it's kind of fucked up

also read
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Not_as_bad_as

>>74247196
who?

>>74247205
Probably GDR. Not exactly a fair assessment given that Holm was doing everything she could to stay the fuck away from the pocket.

>>74247212
GDR never pressed her, she waited to counter the whole fight

>>74247239
She started moving forward after round 2, but okay. It's a dumb argument anyway.

>>74247239
>she waited to counter the whole fight
Which is how you beat Holly. She has shit accuracy, telegraphs her combos and has been beaten using that tactic.

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>>74246573
>Buying undersized clothes to appear bigger

Goober why do you do this, that shit's embarrassing. Accept your manlet status, you weren't born a normal sized human bean, learn to live with it.

>>74247200
What I said is that their reasons for wanting legalization are misguided/self centered, not that it isn't a valid issue

Overall it's a movement very empty of meaning or understanding when you consider it that way

If they had a saner/humane justice system in the US with shorter sentencing this wouldn't be that much of an issue in the first, and weed could perhaps reasonably be considered illegal if only for not fueling idiot zealots like Rogan

That's of course the questions that actually should be raised but I'm not not into a big discussion about it, I get what you're saying
Weed is still pretty fucking lame to me, so idgaf about those people that's my entitled opinions

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>meme the line: 'If youre not cheating youre not even trying' for weeks
>GDR openly cheats multiple times and still wins
Sounds like I was right all along

reminder to cheat at everything if you want to succeed

>>74247298
I'm helping your gf succeed in her life, if you know what I mean

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I'm a bit bummed that one of Tony and Kebab will lose and not get a title shot.

They should get one one after the other teebs

Is this mayweather fight a meme?

>>74247280
too much projection. dont paragraph me, I won't @ you back.

>>74247286
>weed people are selfish and misguided
>I am not selfish and misguided, that's why I don't care about this issue which doesn't really affect me

Really made me think.

>>74247318
That's how i felt with lineker and TJ.

should have had the 2 brawlers fuck eachother and Dom plus TJ instead of what we got

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>>74247326
no

>>74247333
You talking shit and immediately backing off makes you look silly

>>74247355
more like SHOOK

SPAIN DOES IT AGAIN

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>>74247333
>Projection
Exactly how? I'm 185cm, all my clothes fit me. I don't buy undersized shit.

If anything you're the one projecting you fucking LOSER manlet. Get fucking told.

Yeah, yeah. Keep running... PUSSY! LOL!! BEAT IT!

>>74247339
Even if you're really into weed it's only healthy to have some mental curiosity/skepticism regarding your life choices mate. We're just having a pointless discussion

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>>74247348
>instead of what we got

lol u're beyond mad

cod-e memed on domingo for twenty five (25) minutes with some cant touch dis and michael jackson mewvments

and we're gonna have him against tj at the end of tuf

so i guess cruz could easily have either lineker or a superfight with edgar at 145

lower weight classes are fucking stacked right now and you're just another just bleed casuel

Where is everyone? What's new in MMA?

>hate Schaub
>listened to every big Brown Breakdown
How do I atop?

>>74247428
Nah nigga nah, I just wanted a rematch of TJ and Dom asap and to see if lineker is truly unheemable

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who is the best female ufc fighter?

www.bloodyelbow.com

is there a better source for mma news?

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Cro bull bless

>>74247530
The op
Bjpenn.com

Very important
http://www.strawpoll.me/12350406

>>74247558
filtered

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>>74247530
mmafighting newsfeed

>>74247532
roider

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>>74247532
None of that

http://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-arika-sato-s-nipple-5zdqsl4/answers

>>74247689
>size-of-arika-sato-s-nipple-5zdqsl4/answers
Thanks Nip-bro, I was wondering.

>>74247695
you are welcome.

I don't know about you guys, but I've noticed a big increase in shitposting lately. It isn't funny, just people spouting le epic memes. I think that one way to fix the problem would be if we gave everyone usernames so there was some kind of accountability for the trolls. I don't mind being e first one to bite the bullet on this one. Adding the unique poster count was a nice touch, but you can tell people still same fag a lot. So let's discuss other great ideas to fix the problem.

>>74247672
is there a link to this? It looks amazing

>>74247729
>>74247729
Good idea. I think we should have one guy always be the OP and just let him make all the threads to reduce thread wars.

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When does Battle of the Nations return?

>>74247729
That is the state of every board. Its like people literally know how to communicate with shit memes and insults. Making everyone sound retarded and opinionated

>>74247775
OP here, I'd volunteer to do so.

>>74247785
I've got it covered.

I think predictionnro should get a trip also.

>>74247729
>just people spouting le epic memes
Well, what do you expect from a Mongolian Throat singing site.

>>74247776
BOTN is a meme
UWM is where its at

Why hasnt Ronda Rousey killed herself yet?

>>74246209
Stockton what bitch

>>74247769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSRzPMDDdBs&t=1991s

There ya go

>>74247870
She's not pregnant yet.

>>74247776
Not a sport

>>74247870
she has accepted defeat finally

>>74245536
I wish they just opened 125 instead of 145

>>74247903
More of a sport than this semen slurping competition. It's not for me.

>>74246209
Why not just give Andrade the title shot?

>>74247988
She is confirmed getting the title shot.

>>74247990

Well, good. It's the only fight that makes sense for Joanna.

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>>74247952

Dayum

>>74247776
Not too long to go actually

I can't wait

>girl I'm dating unironically texted me "human bean"
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

GSP (this post is now MMA related)

>>74247990
Shes not confirmed yet, just Dana's talk after the event and we know how trustworthy he is

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>>74248041
Nigga, why u hatin on human bean ? Nigga u cray cray https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

>>74248005
Can't wait to see some YUGE takedowns and watch Moldova get BTFO.

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who is the gall fighting next? come on, be serious

>>74248062
A report came out that she was fighting at 211 and Joanna said the fight won't be in may. Might be a fox show or something or 212

>>74247903
ur the biggest f*****g dork on /heem/

>>74248041
>Hating Drive
Well of course, When the fuck has Kenya made any decent movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWaN8b-FwDI

Closest you guys get

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>>74248116

>>74248116
GSP

>>74248077
>>74248132
I've never watched Drive despite constantly being told that it's an amazing movie. I thought human bean was just a meme.

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can she beat Gabi?

>>74248167
Gabi nearly got sheemed by the last wrestler she fought (before Grandma), so yes.

>>74248165
It wont redefine your life but its a very good movie, especially if you love great visuals and style in movies.

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KHABIB?

>>74246519
He is actually good at MMA

>>74248178
The color scheme is similar Hotline Miami. Pretty cool. I think I'll watch it today.

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cheeky repeating digits and derrick lewis sends rowdy browne into the oblivion realm

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>>74248062
>Waterson
Andrade's improved a ton but she's not ready for Joanna...but there's nobody else in the division, either. One of several divisions that really doesn't have much going for it.

>>74248222
kek wills it

>>74248212
Hotline Miami was inspired greatly by Drive, down to the characters iconic Jacket.

https://www.flocombat.com/article/52048-dominick-cruz-warns-cody-garbrandt-it-s-not-over-yet

>being in the lost batallion

>>74247046
holy shit. Imagine if that dude tries to fuck with you. I would literaly shit my pants.

ask a professional fighter anything

>>74248276
link sherdog page

>>74248281
Sure dawg
SHERdog.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bhgug6tRzw

is this good technique?

>>74248222
it is what it is

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>Tfw hate the fuck out of both Khabib and El Cucky
>Tfw the only time I rooted for Ferguson was against RDA because I hate him more
>Tfw not sure whom to root for, for both losing isn't possible

It's a strange sight when two anti-boys face eachother.

>>74248165
Drive is great bro, you should watch it

>>74245889
>Ronda ded
>Goob memeing around
>Bork ded

>H-hey GSP...s-sorry for lowballing you for so long..h-here take all this money..pls come back..
>H-hey GSP.. remember how we lowballed you when you tried to comeback

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>>74248298
God, I want to eat her as..

>>74248312
do you like michael johnson?
do you like lando vanata?

personally, i'd root for tony since he """""beat""""" lando, so i want the guy who beat my boy to beat somebody else

speaking of spicy landov, take care of your underwears spainsperg

>>74248312
Root for based Khabib, and pray he doesn't go into the stands and takes Conor's lunch money afterwards.

>>74248276
Will you get in my guard? Ill choke you out silly.

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>>74248312
Ferguson is a much better matchup for Goober.

>>74248116
"Platinum" Mike Perry

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>>74245444

Upcoming events:

2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson

Thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yZycTxjoIQ

Previous thread: >>74232180

News:

>GSP and UFC close to finalizing new contract
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/15/14623094/georges-st-pierre-and-ufc-agree-to-terms-close-to-finalizing-new-contract

>TUF 25 cast revealed
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/tuf-25-redemption-cast-revealed-includes-former-winners-joe-stevenson-eddie-gordon

>Holm appeals loss
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/15/14628304/holly-holm-officially-appeals-ufc-208-loss-due-to-punches-landed-after-horn

>Ben Askren returns
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/14/14607578/ben-askren-agrees-to-fight-luis-santos-on-april-21-in-manila

>Mutante on fight with Theodorou
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-fight-night-105s-cezar-ferreira-i-can-break-elias-theodorou-and-become-elite

>Woodley thinks Holn should try commentating
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/15/14621030/morning-report-tyron-woodley-suggests-holly-holm-try-commentating-to-clear-head-from-recent-losses

>Lellator fighter gets pimped out by sponsor
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQgZ57vjQjl/

http://www.strawpoll.me/12350870

>>74248388
I was enjoying this thread until you showed up.

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>>74248340
>MJ
Not so much, never was my cup of tea. Although I won't lie, I enjoyed watching him sit Ferguson on his ass a couple times.

>Spicy Banana
Gosh yes, he's THE #1 boy prospect around.

>underwears
Why, you gonna f*ck me?

>>74248342
>Lunch
>Flag
DELET

>>74248357
I'd rather watch Goobs fight Halabeeb desu, he either murks him and silences everyone or he fights Floyd and retires and no more Mr. Meme guy. Granted the first outcome is preferred, but the memes from the Floyd fight would be astronomical.

Plus, I have a feeling that if he fights Khabib, he'll fight Nate afterwards and then Tony. I'm in hopes we'll get all those fights before the little Irish twerp retires.

>>74248388
>Holn
AHAHAHAHA FUCKING LOSER MISSPELLED "HOLM"

WHAT A FUCKING DORK AHAHAHAHA

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>>74248398
tough
ur a goof btw

>>74248388
fuck you

>>74248388
>>Woodley thinks Holn should try commentating

LOOK MOM I MISSPELLED IT AGAIN

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>>74248104
Based clangbro

>>74248389
Perry would heem him

>>74248409
says the guy who spams every thread with his autism filled posts and webms.

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fight of the year?

>>74248423
i hope he has recovered after last night's thread fiasco

HOW MANY BONGS UNTIL THE MEDIA CALL

>>74248429
I'll have my dick out for it, sure.

>>74248430
just say how much time/minutes/hours you tryhard

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>>74248423
>says the guy who spams the MMA discussion thread with posts about MMA, clips of MMA fights, and helpful reminders of upcoming mma events

>>74248429
it was one loss among many victories
i'm still winning the war

>>74248412
forgot about it again wew

>>74248410
fuck you

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>>74247514
once a time athlete.

>>74248402
0:40 approx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVwXnXyB1Rw

well, this guy is fighting lando in two weeks

>>74248445
literally no on gives a damn, you attention seeking shitter.
>l-look at the links i provide guys!
>p-please write down and save these date. PLEASE
>hey i created the next OP 20+ posts early to share my autism. PLEASE USE IT. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
You are fucking cancer.

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>This FUCKING IDIOT misspelled "Holm"

LOL !! WHAT A COMPLETE, UTTERLESS LOSER! LMAO !!

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>>74248388
Kek, GSP getting heemed is perfect.

>>74248402
>I'm in hopes we'll get all those fights
Me too, wish they'd gone ahead with a Khabib fight with Ferguson getting the winner. Diaz III will be there whenever they want to make it, no rush. Mayweather...not sure what to say. It'd be a sideshow but I still want to see it. Seems more likely with WME in mssive debt but they'd need to be able to sell Goober after a loss because no way in hell is he retiring. Maybe they could try and slip in a rematch clause under MMA rules.

>>74248472
Don't be so mean, he's a valuable contributor to this board. He helps make sure everything runs like clockwork.

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>>74248477
What are you talkin about

what does HEEM mean lads?

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>>74248477
>he lives in spain
kek

also how are you going to react when a proud muslim retires conor and unifies the lightweight belts

>>74248492
Heem
Everyone
Even
Moldova

>>74248492
It's a misspelling of Holm.

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>>74248472
You're taking this way too seriously. Just enjoy the heems, lad. Some people actually watch the other events and use the links.

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>>74248471
I was continuing the gaff you silly goof, I know the line.

>Lando is fighting again at 209
Man, such a great fucking card all around.

>I never thought I'd live to see Mark Hunt vs Overeem

>>74248482
Conor's career is halfway past the midpoint, if he fights another 5 times I'll be genuinely surprised. Now that it's settled that he's staying at Lightweight I want to see those fights for the fucking belt.

>WME
They're really screwing the pooch here, desu. The fiasco that 208 was, now coaches will have to buy a FightPass if they want to watch tapes (which isn't a biggie if they had the same options they had before to analyse fights more in depth), they're goofing all around.

>>74248491
Saved.

>>74248495
At least I'm not a filthy mestizo like you, faggot.

Also, you already asked me that yesterday and I answered you, why are you acting like such a LOSER, brother?

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>>74248312
i'm rooting for tony, he is a way more entertaining fighter than khabib, i love his style and probably the fight between tony vs goober would be more spicy than khabib vs goober, i don't like khabib "MUH UNDEFEATED" fans and tony unlike khabib is not a muslim.

>>74248423
>>74248445
>>74248472

samefag

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>>74248492
It's short for hemophilia.

JUST BLEED

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>>74248544
you're so cute when you get annoyed

now go back to your 220 pages book essay

i see some progress on your banter though, you have my blessings mr academic

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>>74248544
>At least I'm not a filthy mestizo like you

i'm ethnically middle eastern and a muslim
lando is getting heemed
and you make the same post with a few minor variations at least 3 times a thread

>>74248429
>fight of the year?

No but it will be good. Watching Michelle rise to the top has been great so far. Cant wait for Waterson v. Andrade

>>74246609
daddy

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>>74248544
>Conor's career is halfway past the midpoint
I refuse to believe this. If he retires, who's going to give him the attention he craves? To me he looks exactly like the kind of guy to stay in the game to long, it's not about the money.

WME is full of fucking goofs trying to cut down to a shoestring budget. Big opportunity for Bellator and Rizin to get going, I hope they give them a run for it.