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2017-02-16 08:16:56
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Today: Men's 20km Individual
____________G___S___B___T
Deutschland__4___1___0____5
Le France____1___1___2____4
Česká_______1___3___1____3
Norge-_______0___2___1____3
Belorussiya-__0___1___0____1
Rossiya-_____0___0___1____1
Italia-________0___0___1____1
09 FEB 2017 14:45 2x6 + 2x7.5 Mixed Relay
10 FEB 2017 14:45 Women 7.5 km Sprint Competition
11 FEB 2017 14:45 Men 10 km Sprint Competition
12 FEB 2017 10:30 Women 10 km Pursuit Competition
12 FEB 2017 14:45 Men 12.5 km Pursuit Competition
15 FEB 2017 14:30 Women 15 km Individual Competition
16 FEB 2017 14:30 Men 20 km Individual Competition (<-- we are here)
17 FEB 2017 14:45 Women 4x6 km Relay Competition
18 FEB 2017 14:45 Men 4x7.5 km Relay Competition
19 FEB 2017 11:30 Women 12.5 km Mass Start Competition
19 FEB 2017 14:45 Men 15 km Mass Start Competition
Also ITT: Continuation of the discussion which country would win the qt relay (women's only).
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1 SHIPULIN Anton RUS 1987 14:30:30 1
2 BAUER Klemen SLO 1986 14:31:00
3 BIRKELAND Lars Helge NOR 1988 14:31:30
4 yr FOURCADE Martin FRA 1988 14:32:00
5 LANDERTINGER Dominik AUT 1988 14:32:30
6 FILLON MAILLET Quentin FRA 1992 14:33:00
7 NELIN Jesper SWE 1992 14:33:30
8 CHEPELIN Vladimir BLR 1988 14:34:00
9 ROESCH Michael BEL 1983 14:34:30
10 OTCENAS Martin SVK 1987 14:35:00
11 WEGER Benjamin SUI 1989 14:35:30
12 KAUKENAS Tomas LTU 1990 14:36:00
13 BEATRIX Jean Guillaume FRA 1988 14:36:30
14 RASTORGUJEVS Andrejs LAT 1988 14:37:00
15 SEMENOV Sergey UKR 1988 14:37:30
16 SINAPOV Anton BUL 1993 14:38:00
17 GOW Christian CAN 1993 14:38:30
18 LOUKKAANHUHTA Mikko FIN 1995 14:39:00 2
19 BORMOLINI Thomas ITA 1991 14:39:30
20 TACHIZAKI Mikito JPN 1988 14:40:00
21 KOIV Kauri EST 1983 14:40:30
22 DOVZAN Miha SLO 1994 14:41:00
23 DOHERTY Sean USA 1995 14:41:30
24 GOW Scott CAN 1990 14:42:00
25 GUZIK Grzegorz POL 1991 14:42:30
26 GERDZHIKOV Dimitar BUL 1992 14:43:00
27 LESSER Erik GER 1988 14:43:30
28 LANGER Thierry BEL 1991 14:44:00
29 DIXON Scott GBR 1994 14:44:30
30 PETROVIC Filip CRO 1995 14:45:00
31 LOGINOV Alexander RUS 1992 14:45:30
32 PIDRUCHNYI Dmytro UKR 1991 14:46:00
33 WIESTNER Serafin SUI 1990 14:46:30
34 LUSA Daumants LAT 1992 14:47:00
35 GOMBOS Karoly HUN 1981 14:47:30
36 VITENKO Vladislav KAZ 1995 14:48:00
37 KRUPCIK Tomas CZE 1988 14:48:30
38 POP Gheorghe ROU 1993 14:49:00
39 SIMA Michal SVK 1992 14:49:30
40 DESTHIEUX Simon FRA 1991 14:50:00
41 BOCHARNIKOV Sergey BLR 1988 14:50:30
42 STROLIA Vytautas LTU 1992 14:51:00
43 ANGELIS Apostolos GRE 1993 14:51:30
44 STENERSEN Torstein SWE 1988 14:52:00
45 KIM Jongmin KOR 1993 14:52:30
46 SCHEMPP Simon GER 1988 14:53:00 3
47 KOBONOKI Tsukasa JPN 1991 14:53:30
48 HIIDENSALO Olli FIN 1991 14:54:00
49 NORDGREN Leif USA 1989 14:54:30
50 DAVIES Macx CAN 1992 14:55:00
51 MORAVEC Ondrej CZE 1984 14:55:30
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52 GLEAVE Alex GBR 1989 14:56:00
53 MORTON Damon AUS 1996 14:56:30
54 FAUR Remus ROU 1989 14:57:00
55 SZCZUREK Lukasz POL 1988 14:57:30
56 PODKORYTOV Vassiliy KAZ 1994 14:58:00
57 DOMBROVSKI Karol LTU 1991 14:58:30
58 DOLL Benedikt GER 1990 14:59:00
59 MESOTITSCH Daniel AUT 1976 14:59:30
60 HASILLA Tomas SVK 1990 15:00:00
61 ABASHEU Dzmitry BLR 1991 15:00:30
62 FINELLO Jeremy SUI 1992 15:01:00
63 ILIEV Vladimir BUL 1987 15:01:30
64 OBLAK Lenart SLO 1991 15:02:00
65 KRSMANOVIC Dejan SRB 1986 15:02:30
66 LESSING Roland EST 1978 15:03:00
67 KRCMAR Michal CZE 1991 15:03:30
68 LINDSTROEM Fredrik SWE 1989 15:04:00
69 HEO Seonhoe KOR 1993 15:04:30
70 CLAUDE Fabien FRA 1994 15:05:00
71 MONTELLO Giuseppe ITA 1992 15:05:30
72 ZHYRNYI Oleksander UKR 1987 15:06:00
73 GARANICHEV Evgeniy RUS 1988 15:06:30
74 BURKE Tim USA 1982 15:07:00 4
75 KAZAR Matej SVK 1983 15:07:30
76 GRONMAN Tuomas FIN 1991 15:08:00
77 PEIFFER Arnd GER 1987 15:08:30
78 ANEV Krasimir BUL 1987 15:09:00
79 BRICIS Ilmars LAT 1970 15:09:30
80 EDER Simon AUT 1983 15:10:00
81 SVENDSEN Emil Hegle NOR 1985 15:10:30
82 HODZIC Edin SRB 1986 15:11:00
83 SAMUELSSON Sebastian SWE 1997 15:11:30
84 CRNKOVIC Kresimir CRO 1995 15:12:00
85 GREEN Brendan CAN 1986 15:12:30
86 NAGAI Junji JPN 1981 15:13:00
87 PUCHIANU Cornel ROU 1989 15:13:30
88 HOFER Lukas ITA 1989 15:14:00
89 ZAHKNA Rene EST 1994 15:14:30
90 WINDISCH Dominik ITA 1989 15:15:00
91 NEDZA-KUBINIEC Andrzej POL 1991 15:15:30
92 YALIOTNAU Raman BLR 1993 15:16:00
93 SAVITSKIY Yan KAZ 1987 15:16:30
94 SLESINGR Michal CZE 1983 15:17:00
95 BJOERNDALEN Ole Einar NOR 1974 15:17:30
96 BOE Johannes Thingnes NOR 1993 15:18:00
97 STARODUBETS Alexander KOR 1993 15:18:30
98 TKALENKO Ruslan UKR 1992 15:19:00
99 VOLKOV Alexey RUS 1988 15:19:30
100 BAILEY Lowell USA 1981 15:20:00
101 EBERHARD Julian AUT 1986 15:20:30
102 DOLDER Mario SUI 1990 15:21:00
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Don't mind me, just posting the GOAT
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>>74246443
>
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Really makes you think.
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>>74246467
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>>74246467
>2(TWO) olympic golds
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>>74246474
Really made me think about my career desu
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>>74246443
>>74246474
>>74246482
>>74246529
Samefag pls go
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>>74247027
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>>74247027
Literally have one post in this thread >>74246474
Two now.
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>>74246443
>got bronze in 1997
>got bronze in 2017
Really made me think
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>>74246474
Guys I'm actually a physiopherapist.
I've worked for a football team. How do I become the biathlon team physio to fondle Marie's breast?
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>>74247107
Tell them you know fourcade
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Shipulin out
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JUST
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>>74246474
Doro is a goddess
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>Martout
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>letting druginov start
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Me yesterday
VANESSA VANESSA VANEESA ah ah ah
FUCKING 2nd MISS!!!!!!!!!!!
she would have won her first Cup and Championships medal by 0.1 second! It would be so beautiful!
I knew if she will do 0 or 1 miss, she could fight for a podium, and I was hooooooping she will NOT do 2 misses or more :(
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LARS HELGE
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>>74247107
>I've worked for a football team
what?
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>quentin
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>>74247227
I was the team's physio
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>>74247232
what team?
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>>74247236
A 3rd division team
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>Luginov
Tbh it must be hard if the targets keep moving
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>>74247243
are they still full-time pros or semi-amateurs? do you have medical education?
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>>74247252
Mostly full time pro. Thee were maybe 5 or 6 players that were semi pro
I have a physiotherapist diploma.
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>>74247272
what are the salaries in 3rd league? what was yours? why dont you working in 2nd/1st now?
>>74247272
>Thee were maybe 5 or 6 players that were semi pro
How is it? 18 men in team are fullt-ime pro, and other 5-6 working as usual people but train at the evenings? Were they from first 11?
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>>74247285
>How is it? 18 men in team are fullt-ime pro, and other 5-6 working as usual people but train at the evenings? Were they from first 11?
2 had a job, and the orhers were students. They weren't starters but thay played games sometiems
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Ah, Anton.
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Well done, Lars Helge
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NORWAY
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erik lesser is my favorite manlet
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Boe will win this shit
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>leif nordgren
>american
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>Leif Nordgren
>From Minnesota
You can't make this shit up
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MORAGOAT
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rip fourcade
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Lesser looked good in the 20 km
Doll looked good in the Sprint
Peiffer looked good in the mixed relay
Schempp will fuck it all up in the upcoming relay
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>memesotisch
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it's a heat race
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Czech shooting school
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rip gold congrats czechia
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WTF AMERICA OUT OF NOWHERE
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>>74247525
Surprise burger?
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The music the IBU uses looks like it come straight out of a porn movie
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USA USA USA
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>>74247554
I know, it's fucking obnoxious
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Post yfw Mudshit Fucktard was KEKED again.
pic fucking related!
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>>74247554
so that's the reason I'm fapping
this is next level pawlow shit
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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MOTHERFUCKER
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jej
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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>74247605
>>74247609
Ohh boe, he rushed there
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Oh shit America is coming
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'MERICA
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Based Bailey
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fug :DDD
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Everybody here rooting aginst czech
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how did ameica manage to be better than us in our sport
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america is dominating the sports they don't really give a fuck about
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OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
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I don't think he has it in him to fight off Moravec.
He'll lose.
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>>74247648
i am fot you
dont want usa to win in biathlon
also sad for Boe. He is fucking machine gun fast(on track too), but last shoott
>>74247658
doy ou think Moraves was doing harest last l
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Not gonna lie, Bailley looks done
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IF DU*BS CZECH WIN
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poor lesser ;_;
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>-0.1
It's over.
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>>74247669
I'm actually sippin ES energy drink right now. Sprlölölö.
Also you're right.
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>0.1
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>-0.1
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Nice.
If only there was at least 1 US American biathlon fan here to celebrate.
I'll celebrate in their stead. Go USA!
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>Russian pulling the American to the gold
It's poetic.
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I was wrong.
USA
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RUSSIA AND USA GREATEST ALLIES
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AMERICA FIRST
FREEDOM WINS AGAIN
EAT SHIT OBONGO
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>make america great again
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>crowd is so loud we can't hear the interview with Boe
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>>74247663
>dont want usa to win in biathlon
it looked like volkov was securing bailey's gold
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He can give 10% of his medal to Volkov
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So, now that America has won, can we officially say that men's biathlon is a joke and that the ladies' competitions are the main events?
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USA is doing this WChamp betetr than Russia
in our fucking sport...
and even in women skis they are better :(
>>74247742
Volkov was securing himself. He is best or 2nd best of Russian today!
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>0 (zero) American poster
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Why did it even take so long for THE shooting guns nation to do well in a sport that is half shooting guns
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>>74247743
The cool thing about biathlon is that so many nations are competing and that anyone can win
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>>74247749
I thought that biathlon is german
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Do I smell
USA?
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>america wins gold
>no one celebrates it
You people disgust me.
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>>74247771
not american sport
would be happy for Czech, but bauley is good guy, he is 35yo btw
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>gain 3 seconds on one downhill km
fucking Russkie carrying him
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Why do you guys were speaking about >0.1 ? It was at a checkpoint or something ?
t. stopped watching when Fourcade wasn't in gold
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>>74247771
>>74247750
>>74247714
Reporting
Most of us are at work or class, had to sneak on to share my WOO
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>>74247777
since when do sports have nationalities?
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>>74247777
Well it should be.
Americans are getting pretty good at winter sports, but they don't get the fandom they deserve from their own countrymen.
Also nice quads.
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>>74247777
Yeah and with fourcade and slesinger they are the three that pushing against doping in biathlon
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>>74247790
>It was at a checkpoint or something ?
yes
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>>74247786
shade + cold track + icy track
>>74247790
chekpoint befir last downhill
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>>74247802
So he was almost in the same time as Moravec but had Volkov to help ?
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I want lowell to be the father of my wife's kids
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>>74247796
I absolutely LOVE winter sports. I think I prefer winter Olympics to summer desu (speed skating my favorite) but I'm always rooting for my country when they do any international competition, but you never can effectively keep track of ALL of them.
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>>74247799
>three that pushing against doping in biathlon
pushing against russians
>>74247792
since most of winners and top-10s are europeans
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>>74247817
He led after the last shooting by 6 sec or so and was constantly losing time to Moravec. At the last checkpoint the gap was 0.1 sec and looked already beaten but Volkov, who also was on his last lap, overtook him. Bailey was able to follow Volkov to the finish line.
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Yes, I'm mad.
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>>74247854
looks like popeye
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Which nations are the best at biathlon, rank in order please?
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>>74247854
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
8 events completed, still no gold.
Might become our worst world championship in quite a while. Used to average 4 gold medals per championship.
2004: 4
2005: 5
2007: 3
2008: 3
2009: 4
2011: 4
2012: 4
2013: 8
2015: 1
2016: 4
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>>74247871
1. Fourcade
POWER GAP
The rest
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>>74247875
>8 events completed
7 actually. 4 to go.
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>>74247829
Welp russians are known for doping but imho its against any cheater
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>>74247871
1. France
2. Germany
3. Norway
4. Russia
5. Czechia
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>>74247871
Germany
France
Russia
Czech
Norway
Austria
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hahahaha yet another sport we win no one cares about
biathlon literally #977 sport in the country and somehow still better than the whole world. laughing
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Bailey got carried by the doped Russian cheat
Russkie - disqualification
Bailey - 5 sec penalization
Moravec - gold
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>>74247908
also i'm surprised to be the first shitposting american flag, and i'm the meme guy who actually keeps informed about stuff like biathlon and darts and stuff, so that must REALLY show no one cares. lol @ all of you
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>>74247871
france, germany, russia, norway, czech sometimes, slovakia and slovenia have(once in a few seasons) good competitive individuals, ukraine, belarus(women part), italy
there are 4 big nations which are historically good for many decades - russia norway german france
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>>74247898
>>74247900
medal ranks:
1. Germany
2. Norway
3. France
4. Russia
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>>74247908
>yet another sport we win no one cares about
because you win it like once in a 10-20 years, maybe 40. last mens win from usa was in 70s, women's in xxi century
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>>74247908
>>74247922
>ne no one cares meme
You fucking should care. These guys represent your country in a big international sport.
Don't act like not caring about it is something positive. You're a disgrace to your own people.
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>>74247929
>medal ranks:
For what period of time?
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>>74247956
from 1960 - 2014
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>>74247948
>Don't act like not caring about it is something positive. You're a disgrace to your own people.
Hans is right, you should be ashamed, you fatlard.
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>>74247948
>implying you're interested in something like telemark-sking just because a german dominates that sport
you're a faggot
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>>74247959
Olympic medals, yes.
Here's the one for the WCh.
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>>74247969
Germany and Russia on top.
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>>74247956
>2nd
frogs btfo
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>>74247966
Top projecting, m8. You're probably one of those who stopped supporting biathlon after Neuner quit the sport and the rest of the gold team declined.
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>>74247969
ussr and russia and two germanies(perfect - with austria; i read that after ww2 there is a law in germany or in austria wcich prohibits german-austrian union, ist dat zo?) should be combined
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>>74247969
>>74247980
Are Norway cucked like Sweden?
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>>74247986
top notch reading comprehension
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>>74248004
Ask /pol/.
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>>74248007
(You)
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While we're at it, post biathlon qts.
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>>74248008
They say you just as cucked as Sweden. is this true?
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Lewd Neuner
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>>74247648
I like your women. Is this enough?
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>>74248032
Why would you ever doubt /pol/?
You have your answer.
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>>74248022
Why isn't she Darya Bjorndalen?
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Still mad she quit so early. She had another good 10 years in her.
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>>74248022
How does it feel to know that Ole Einar has been there and done that?
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>>74248054
Probably because of her career. Taking on another name when you're top class is something to think about.
Still Ole gets to pound that, so I guess he doesn't give a fuck.
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>>74248050
>Brexit
>Trump
/pol/ is aways right anon
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>>74247908
a white man's sport which is very militaristic can only be ignored in an america that only cares about black athletes.
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>>74248071
Precisely.
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>>74248060
Bit jelly tbqh.
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>watch biathlon stuff
>see the finish of the 2014 sochi mass start
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>>74248060
Been there and done that like 20 minutes ago.
And he's gona be there doing that in half an hour again.
>BJORNED
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>>74248080
HH Johannes
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>>74248022
>ole's face when her fingers that are trained to put exactly the right amount of pressure to that rifle's trigger wrap around his cock
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>>74248058
Some people tie her early quit with establishment of biologial passports
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>>74248085
>watch biathlon stuff
?
also shouldnt you have seen mass start 2014 live?
have you seen mass start 2016 oslo?
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How does it make you feel thinking that in about 20 years a all Bjorndalen relay will cuck all other nations to the point that Norway will be the only team finishing because they lap even the second placed?
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>>74248117
>russia shit talking about doping
Wew lad. You could at least have the decency to not let Loginov and Starykh start again, but no.. you throw them right in our faces while the investigations are still going on.
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>>74248090
The kid is going to have the best possible genes for biathlon.
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>>74248123
Well, for exemple I went to see the career of Darya, ended up on Sochi and saw Fourcade losing with the same time so i looked at a video.
I guess I was in school or something since I always watch the olympics when I can
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>>74248123
And yes probably watched it
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>>74248144
>saw Fourcade losing
I get a boner just by reading these sweet three words.
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>>74248144
>I always watch the olympics when I can
fucking normie, what about world cup seasons?
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>>74248177
He's not a bad guy so I can't enjoy it like when I see Bayern losing.
I just feel bad for Simon because he's completely outclassed by his younger brother nowadays. He did all this soul finding stuff and converted to another religion in the hope of finding strength again, but Martin butt fucks him in every race.
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>le doping german
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>>74248140
i was just pointing our some people's suspission with her early quit(well tb fair she started early too)
>you throw them right in our faces while the investigations are still going on.
What kind of investigarions are going on them? They served their sentences, they're clear now(probably). And IBU president said they can compete
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>>74248177
Why the hate, he seems pretty cool.
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>>74248199
>tfw I'm named Simon
>tfw my younger brother is named Ma****
>tfw he's more successful than I am
Your post hit me like a bus.
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>>74248196
I do, when I can. But I don't have a tv, so I just recently heard "hey Fourcade is winning everything this season" so I checked the next races. I can't get much interest since we know who will win in the end desu.
>>74248199
I feel bad for him too desu
>tfw the medias won't stop talking to you about your brother
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>>74248141
its interesting that acutally a lot of current sportsment have their dad as sportsmant, and people sometimes say that geniuse's kids are usually fail
e.g. shipulins parents are high-end sportsmsn, shubenkov(World Champion 2015 in 110 hurdles) have olympian mom, mom of ALex Ovechkin was also olympian athelte
seems like sportstman's genes working right
Eberhard's dad or granddad was good baithlete
Lesser's dad of granddad was too
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>>74248199
>like when I see Bayern losing.
You are alright. I like you.
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>>74248203
>thicc core
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>>74248203
she is qt btw
German, can you deliver me an info on Schemp and Dahlmeieres parents?
And LTH and Hinz too, please.
also Schemp and Anton probably bigegst loosers out there for last 3 years.
These last three years these two were right behind Martin(2nd and 3rd) and right behind him right now(with gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap), but for the last 3 years they both have won ZERO gold medals in WChamps(individual races - Shcemp won gold in realy),
Anton is even worse - 0 MEDALS at all, even bronze.
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>>74248213
>They served their sentences
Imho a doping conviction should result in a life long ban.
>What kind of investigarions are going on them?
Against your whole fucking team. You'll just get even more hate when you put convicted dopers back into the starting order.
>>74248227
Sorry m8
>>74248232
Yeah that must be really shit
>hey that other Fourcade guy is placed 20th. What was his name again?
Same with the Prevc brothers in ski jumping. Domen is stealing the shit away from Peter
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>>74247948
fair. usa is the opposite. if its a big international sport , care less because >>>>we<<<< aren't the best. but if >>>we<<< care about it just because some american is good , isn't it bandwagoning?
>>74248073
good point. its never enough to just have a classy competitor here
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Can some French give me the name of qt brunette french women, who is always near Forucade? She's like from stuff, press-atatche or smth liek that. She is been near fourcade in Oslo 2016, she is benn one meter after him duringintense press-conf 9 february, she is been with him today in the wooden cab, she is been with him before the press-conf
need her name
french women aged 35-45 are 10/10 and she looks qt
(like charlotte gaisnborough)
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>>74248273
(((Dahlmeier's))) mother Susi is (((Goldsmith))) in Ga-Pa.
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>>74248301
Can you write without ((()))? he doesn t look jewish btw,
ga-pa - garmish-parkenhirten?
i wanted to know. does she have a sportsman;s genes
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>>74248299
>that moment in the wood cabin where he hits her arm to show her something and she put her heads up for us to see
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>>74248308
>he
she
(mistyp)
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>>74248280
The dude who won gold today is actually very active in promoting a big biathlon camp in your country. He's trying to make it a big sport in the US, so you should probably support him.
He's also a spokesman for the biathlon athlete's federation and beloved amongst the athletes for his nice character.
He's a well known guy. It's just your country that ignores your own athlete.
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>>74248299
>french women aged 35-45 are 10/10
May I suggest Dorine Bourneton?
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>>74248317
i did a screens, will post later
but she did not put up her arms, its martin did
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>>74248317
Kek she went for the good face cam shot just a second too late. She looked qt tho.
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>>74248299
its her arm on the right, btw. in dark red jacket
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>>74248308
>ga-pa - garmish-parkenhirten
Yes, birthplace of the infamous Miri Gössner.
pic related is Hampster-mom bbw.
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>>74248232
>"hey Fourcade is winning everything this season" so I checked the next races
you should've watched the december stages
he won like 8 out of 9 indidiviaul races he was taking part in, and in 9th he was 2nd
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>>74248338
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>wintersports starts early again today
>drinking beer because of ski jumping in korea at 10pm
>already super wasted right now
I really like winter sports, but the timing is something else..
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>>74248345
>miri
Will she ever recover? I think nearly landing in a wheelchair broke her spirit..
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>>74248415
>wheelchair
What happened?
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>>74248358
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>>74248422
Goessner was cheered to be the second Neuner (super quick but bad at shooting in her youth) and was slowly improving when she had a terrible (iirc biking?) accident that nearly broke her spine.
She had a long recovery phase and then never went fast again and the terrible shooting is still the same.
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>>74248441
Bummer
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>>74248422
Old story. Like three years ao she had a heavy accident.
Fugg:DDD Is it true that Miri quit biathlon and is now mountain-biking?
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>>74248422
>>74248441
Quick google search found this
https://biathlonland.wordpress.com/2013/07/14/magdalena-neuner-speaks-about-miriam-gossner-accident/
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>>74247714
Reporting. I'm at work but am taking an inordinate number of bathroom breaks so I can follow the race and shitpost on sp.
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>>74248458
Last thing I heard was that she was in the IBU Cup trying to get back into the team.
But yeah.. her results this year in the major cup were like 60th place plus so that's plausible.
Really too bad. She had a great career in front of her before the accident.
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>>74248458
I just started following biathlon more regularly this year, so I don't know much
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>>74248502
She was a super qt as well. Major bummer.
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BLYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
my stream here http://www.eurovisionsports.tv/ibu/ was done and i could watched the last 30 mins of it(press-conf and everything before it, incl the moments I screenshoot >>74248358>>74248299, but i go to kitchedn, return - should still have been working - NO, the players got dead even though I not refreshed the page and it was loaded!!! how to watch again? not the press-conf, but what was before
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>>74247762
I would have guessed Norway if anything. The sport is rooted in old military training exercises for the Norwegian military from the mid to late 1800s.
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>>74248502
>>74248524
MUH DIKK TBQH
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>>74248345
she looks qt
she was an athlete?
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>>74248524
>>74248553
Not bad at all.
>eurosport
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>>74248539
Don't you guys get Eurosport? I think their player has a replay function. (didn't check though because yolo)
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>>74247908
Ten to one you're some breed of nigger. Endurance sports are fucking based, and we're finally getting good at them. Gold for Centrowitz on the track, Bronze in the 800, Silver in the steeplechase, a near miss in the 10k, and a Bronze in the marathon all by American born athletes. Jessie Diggins is fucking based, our swimmers are always good, Bailey won today, you should be excited and proud.
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>>74248598
Fucking Eurosport always censoring the tits
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>>74248624
>Bailey won today, you should be excited and proud.
Was awesome to see everyone congratulate him while he was trying to keep away the tears.
It was one of those moments where you just feel that the whole sport has won with him.
Great shit.
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Daily reminder that Simon Schempp chose pic related over this:
>>74248524
>>74248553
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>>74248551
>The sport is rooted in old military training exercises
it was previously called and known as "patrols' race", in pre-ww2 era
here in Russia, if i remember clear, we still have a patrol race in Russian Biathlon Championships. It's a race, where 4 men ride along(they should all be in a 50 meters interval) and every do 1(?) shot per race, if miss - one minute add(?)
also baithlon is a young and developing sport. such thing as a mass-start or pursuit or mixed relay are very young.
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>>74248605
1. eurosport player is asking for $
2. i dont htink they show press-conf and 5-10-105 minutes between races and press-conf
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>>74248648
daily reminder that there are other things than looks that make up a person
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>>74248648
>not wanting her to piss on your dick
I bet she does crazy stuff in bed.
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>>74248648
Maybe, it's Miri decided to broke with him? And she gone to a talled and bigger boy, haha!
also schemp is most handsome of german team or am i blind
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>>74248651
>here in Russia, if i remember clear, we still have a patrol race in Russian Biathlon Championships. It's a race, where 4 men ride along(they should all be in a 50 meters interval) and every do 1(?) shot per race, if miss - one minute add(?)
Wow that's crazy old stuff. I didn't know that any nation still did that.
That's pretty much the first ever form of relay.
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>>74248683
>also schemp is most handsome of german team or am i blind
I'd say that Peiffer is the most handsome, but he's probably too old for her.
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>>74248671
>>74248673
b-b-but she also sounds like a retard...
>>74248683
>most handsome of german team or am i blind
Can't tell. I got my major in jugding female looks.
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>>74248722
How would you judge Maren?
She's pretty dick worthy imho.
I'm more for the feisty natural type, though, so Laura takes my lead.
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>>74248722
>>74248737
The next new Neuner I guess.
What is it with German biathletes freely posting nudes kek.
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Laura Dahlmeier skiing since age of 7 and in biathlon since age 9, is it true?
also there is videos with young loli Neuer doing biathlon racing, is there with any other german? Arnd, Simon, Laura, Vanessa?
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>>74248758
Not /biathlon/, but I have Sebastian Vettel from /f1/ at age 11.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwCTl_7gZkQ
(don't know if i should post that because you were probably looking for fapping material)
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>>74248775
There's also young Nico Hulkenberg on P2 in that vid, btw.
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>>74248775
>Not /biathlon/, but I have Sebastian Vettel from /f1/ at age 11.
i know there is a lot of young stuff with f1 drivers
also there is aphotos with seb and max with shumi
>>74248775
>fapping material
not fap, just curious
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>>74248737
>How would you judge Maren?
I want her to strip me naked and beat me until I lick her dirty soles as a sign of submission. you know, the standard stuff.
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>>74248804
>not wanting her to sit down on your face and use you as a human toilet while she casually strokes your dick
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>>74248804
>>74248820
>Germans in charge of being normal
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>>74248830
We're just in power so much all the fucking time, so being degenerate is kind of a break from normality for us.
Pls don't bully :3
A qt girl pissing on my crotch or face gets me hard like nothing else.
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>>74248698
just google what russian biathlon championship looks today. we have 7 individual races and 5 team races Looks pretty fun!
Individual:
1. Individual 20km
2. Sprint 10
3. Pursuit 12.5
4. Mass-start 15
5. Super-sprint (non-olympic)
6. Super-pursuit(non-olympic)
7. Maraphone(40/30km, 8 shootings, non-olympic)
Team:
1. Relay
2. Mixed realy
3. Single-mixed relay(non-olympic yet, but last two seasons practiced in WC stages)
4. Team Race(non-olympic)
5. Patrol Race(non-olympic these days)
as i know, high-rank sportsmans like Shipulin dont attentd Russian Biathlon Champioships usually
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>>74248889
You forgot tank biathlon kek.
You guys are crazy but in a good way :3
I love you slavbros.
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>>74248906
Do you know how german biathlon championship looks like?
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>>74248934
Right now our hero in the men's competition Simon Schempp is lacking hardcore, while in the women's competition Laura Dahlmeier is praised as the new Magdalena Neuner (which she hates bad because she wants to have her own career). Hildebrandt has fallen off to the midfield despite being the best last year.
Overall biathlon is the second most wanted sport right after football in front of Formula 1 and millions watch it on TV.
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Hey guys, I missed the race today! :(
Did something unexpected happen?
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>>74248972
bait/10
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>>74248963
>hates to be compared to Neuner because she wants to have the own career
>constantly compares herself to Fouktard
Hampster logic!
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>>74248998
>the media does it = she does it
Dude she never even mentioned herself being like Martin ever in her interviews. Show me a single link where she does that.
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Okay, I googled.
Laura Dalhmeier born in Garmsct-Partnenkirchen, that's veru south of Germany, near Switzerland and Austria. (is it Bavaria?).
Miriam Gossner in Garmsct-Partnenkirchen too.
Magdalena Neuner - Garmsct-Partnenkirchen again.
Vanessa 'waifu' Hinz born in Munich, Bavaria(wow, that a big city. Does germn internet have a story how girl from big city got into sliing/baithlon? Btw, how would you describe her look? Does she look typical Bayrenisch? Not typical?)
Franzisca Hildebrant born in Halle(Saale), Saxonia
Franzisca Preuss in Wasserburg am Inn, thats Bavaria
Simon Schemp - Mutlangen, Baden-Wurttemberg, South Germany\
Arnd Peiffer - Wolfenbuttel, Lower Saxony(Center-North germany)
Andreas Birnbacher - Bavaria
Erik Lesser - Suhl, Thuringia, central Germany
Benedikt Doll - Titisee-Neustadt, Baden-Wurttembert, South-West Germany
Michael Greis - Fussen, Favaria, Almost south border with Austria
Sven Fischer - Schmalkalden, Thuringia, Central Germany
Rico Gross - Bad Schlema, Saxony, East germany
>>74248963
>Overall biathlon is the second most wanted sport right after football in front of Formula 1 and millions watch it on TV.
Wish there would be more stuff with biathlets and Vanessa in particular :3
like interviews, videos, photos, etc
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>>74249069
You're not alone. It's the number 1 sport for me right now. Footballers earn millions for losing while these super stars get like 40k if they win a race. It's just not fair.
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>>74249023
>Q: Sie werden oft mit Magdalena Neuner verglichen. Nervt dieser Vergleich?
>A: Es ist eine Ehre, mit Magdalena verglichen zu werden. Und es gibt ja auch einige Parallelen. Aber ich bin natürlich auch eine eigene Person und mein Vorbild ist aktuell Martin Fourcade.
source: http://www.ispo.com/people/id_79693254/laura-dahlmeier-mit-biathlon-laesst-sich-gutes-geld-verdienen-.html
>Laura Dahlmeier hat ja kürzlich gesagt, dass Fourcade ihr großes Vorbild ist. Nur würde der niemals freiwillig auf zwei von drei Rennen verzichten.
source: http://www.faz.net/aktuell/sport/wintersport/biathlon-weltcup-in-oberhof-schempp-lesser-sorgen-fuer-festspiel-14610048.html
And lots of other.
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>>74249069
>Overall biathlon is the second most wanted sport right after football in front of Formula 1 and millions watch it on TV.
Wait, what?
German sports power rankings are usually more like
1. football
2. handball
3. winter sports
And most people I know are like split between ski jumping and biathlon.
>>74249109
>It's the number 1 sport for me right now. Footballers earn millions for losing
same.
This 2nd point is just like, you know, I saw Buyern play yesterday and just felt like this whole stuff is pointless, it was an exciting match, but it still bored me.
You really cannot watch football alone, everything you see would be show.
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>>74249124
You literally just prove my post that she doesn't do it.
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>>74249124
Are you proper retarded?
>he's my idol = i'm the new x person
You're from /pol/, right?
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>>74249125
To be honest, no one I know gives a single shit about handball (it's like asking germans to give a shit about baseball) and biathlon is the most famous winter sport out there, so that is pretty accurate.
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>>74249148
>You're from /pol/, right?
yes, but this is not an argument.
>>74249132
>>74249148
what do you think this means? I would react like that if she was pleased by the comparison.
If someone would say "you're dominating like Fourcade does."
Would she say "I don't like the comparision because Fourcade is my rolemodel but I want to be a person on my own."
You are literally unable to read between the lines. This is why everybody hates Dahlmeier. Shes arrogant to the max.
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>>74249109
>get like 40k if they win a race
What are the salaries they get in army/polizei/custom house? Not the money for hitting the podium, but the basic income?
How good is the income of top-4 women and top-4 men? Sponsors, money from army/police, from goverment maybe?
Are they able to buy a house(a mortage), a car or not?
(i remember russian commentator was saying that Vanessa changed Army(Bundeswehr?) to Custom House(Zollhaus??) so she would get better working conditions(salary? free time? less duties?), i dont know where from is his info)
Also i am 100% sure i saw and scrrneeshoted(but cant find) one of italian girls(wiere or rundgaldier or vitozzi or sanfilippo) in her jacket here in Hochfiltzen and she had POLICIA painting on her sleeve, 100%.
When will find - will post.
picreated is season 16-17 prize money, men
women will be in next post
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>>74249292
>women will be in next post
here
>picreated is season 16-17 prize money, men
note: it is BEFORE WChamp-2017
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>>74249292
>>74249307
currency is euro
taxes excluded or not - i dont know
as i know, prize money in biathlon are little bit less than in skiing and WAY less than in alpine skiing
also, i've heard fouracades advertisement deals make im about 1 000 000 dollars in year, but cant say i believe it and dont remember where from I've heard it
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>>74249292
Bout the normal income for a person employed by the state. Around 1,0k-1,5k euros after taxes.
No one becomes a millionaire by being the top biathlete in the world over here, which I think is unfair. They can only build their own houses and have a family as luxury if they constantly score in the top ten and meanwhile a footballer gets enough to build his own house three or four times in a single year.
Probably even top athletes like Hildebrant, Preuss, Hinz, Doll, Peiffer, etc. are struggling and living in rented single apartments in a rich country like Germany.
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>>74249332
>currency is euro
This answers that one question I wanted to write
It really seems like they get most of their money from other sources like adverisements.
Really surprising that someow that men earn more or less the same like women. I know that we Germans care as much about women's biathlon as men's, but apparently it's the same everywhere else and this is uncommon if you think about other sports.
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>>74249292
>>74249307
You probably think that it's easy for us to read like an European accent, but I can't read any of that shit.
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>>74249356
>Around 1,0k-1,5k euros after taxes.
i thought salaries in germany are higher
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>>74249419
Salaries for state employees are super shit. I don't know if you've followed the news, but we have major strikes by them right now.
Teachers, policemen, everyone, you name it.
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>>74249292
>CИMOH ШEMП
Why don't they use ЗИMOH ШEMП transliteration?
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>>74249419
>>74249438
https://www.thelocal.de/20170202/why-thousands-of-german-teachers-are-striking-this-week
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>>74249408
first colomun are names in cyrillic, i think you see familiar details.
second column is the ranking in total scores table
third column - total prize money in season
4th, 5ht and 6th - IBU World Cup - Individial, Relays and Bib-money. Bib-money is a money given to one, who starts with yellow and/or red bib
the last two columns are IBU Cup Individual and Relays
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>chicks with guns
Just not as catchy as chicks with dicks is it?
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>>74249408
>not having russian in school
pleb.
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>>74249307
btw idk how many of these money officials and coached take
also - relay money usually shared between team member and(?) coaches
well, sad. they definetely not living in chocolate.
the same thing in tennis outside top-100s. The people barely have anything to comfortably live, because all prize money spend on coaches, hotels, rent of courts and travels
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>>74249487
Thanks m8. Still hard to decipher the actual names.
The fuck does Mapteh auypkaa mean? Martin Fourcade?
I gues the second one is Anton Shipulin?
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>>74249508
I'm 34. Back then, they thought it would be a good idea to teach us French as a third language. I wish I would've learned Chinese.
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>>74249451
Ha! I recalled that I wanted to ask you: what is the right way to pronounce Simon - Zeee-mon or Si-mon, where [Si] is like [S] is [sea]?
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>>74248889
>7. Maraphone(40/30km, 8 shootings, non-olympic)
should be an official event desu
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>>74249548
Not that guy.. I just wanted to vocaroo it for you and found out that my headset is broken.
Such stories.. :(
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>>74249548
I think our S is your З. While S as C only exist in certain cases (for example when SS).
so, Simon is more like Zee-mon.
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>>74249508
East Germany?
>>74249527
>auypkaa
dont get it
m.fourcade is first, on top of the lsit
yes, second is anton
third is simon
4th - Emil H. Svendsen
5th - Johannes Boe
6. Arnd Peiffer
7 E. Lesser
8. Anton Babikov
9 OEB
10. J. Eberhard
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>>74249600
i guess it would be too boring for specators and too long for TV
but i like 50km skiing in ski racing, both freestyle mass-start and split-start classic-style oldschool hardcore.
its just about will and character
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>>74249620
That's just how it read to me without knowing Cyrillic. It's like reading fucking Japanese. Might as well be Babylonian carvings I just don't get shit.
Thanks for clearing it up.
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>>74249643
Wouldn't be too boring for me. I love endurance races..
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>mfw only one glass of vodka left and i'm not drunk yet
What should I do now?
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>>74249620
>East Germany?
not really
>Erik Lesser
This is a good example. Since I see that they try to imitate the sounding of the french names.
Martin Fourcade -> Marten Furkad
Marie Dorin-Habert -> Mari Doren-Aber
Lesser should be more like ЛECEP because the SS isn't pronounced as two letters but simply changes the З to a C.
>MЯКЯPЯЙHEH
wtf?
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>>74249737 again
Btw I've watched this like 20 times while drinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFAPw_F3jyg
>muh dick
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>>74249748
>MЯКЯPЯЙHEH
Makjarainen
If I get pronounciations right. I know the letters, but I suck at actually speaking Russian or Russian in general in this regard
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>>74249811
But isn't Я = ye (or ya)?
This doesn't come any close to the correct pronounciation.
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>>74249748
>MЯКЯPЯЙHEH
makarainen (kaisa)
>>74249811
>>74249864
russian language doesnt have a sound 'ä', so the closest sound to represent the sound 'ä' in her surname in cyrillic is 'я'
The same with Mesut Ozil - we dont have this O with dots, so he just Oзил in Russia
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Maybe you dont know but Lowell is also a musician and have an album from 2003
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>>74250158
This is now a cringe thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHb9EAOtCEw
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>>74250211
>is a slav
>cheap pop trash instead of cheap electro trash
What did she mean by this?
Now I don't like her that much anymore :(
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>>74250323
Yeah, I know what you mean. I really liked her when she began to show up on the big screen. Because, you know, she czech and all that things.
But the more I got to know her the more I realised what kind of a cheap stacey she actually is. A fucking meme-girl. But what kills a girl the most in the eyes of a german: she's a fucking lazy piece of shit. She has the stature and the talent, could dominate the field like a Magdalena Forsperg if she'd take it serious.
But instead she goes like: "Fuck training better smoke weed ayy lmao. As long as I win enough titles to keep my ass in the rainbow press I don't care about other shit!"
This attitude triggers me the most.
and I almost forgot: she is stupid as fuck. Like the Queen of stacies.
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>>74250585
What bugs me the most is that she competes with jewelry in her ears.
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Does anyone think that Simon Eder looks like Bernd Höcke?
Ivan, your eye for male beauty is needed!
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>>74250714
Höcke
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>>74250735
10/10 would vote
>>74250714
wtf he is /ourguy/ now
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Anyone else thinks this commercial would be funnier if Miri would miss the first three shots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L246v6B764E
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Found this by accident:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiCHTvbQHxc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY_qwd0BZaE
Don't know, maybe one of these is the one our russian friend was looking for.
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>>74250585
>she's a fucking lazy piece of shit. She has the stature and the talent, could dominate the field like a Magdalena Forsperg if she'd take it serious.
I thought this sentences are about Wierer.
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>>74250631
A lot of girls do, so what?
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>>74250897
I was posting them week or three weeks ago, cmon. I asked to tell me what is she saying in this videos, but no one answered
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I see Bailey has a finnish coach. You're welcome USA.
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>>74251429
Thanks Finland! Also thanks for Paavo Nurmi, I have a picture of him as my laptop background!
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>>74251222
only the lazy part and pot smoking part. Wierer couldn't ever be that good. She's to small.
>>74251429
>>74251925
So, Binland confirmed biathlon elite?
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>>74252088
Gabi doesn't smoke pot - she's a God's good girl and her priest brother would spank her ass
She is just naturally dumb
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>>74252468
>her priest brother would spank her ass
This is a joke, right?
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>>74252627
nah, she always talks about him giving her spiritual advice fo everything
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>>74252767
What the fuck? How can you be a priest in Czech Republic? I thought you were the most secular country in the world. I heard that only douches go to church there.
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>>74252088
Not elite yet tb h
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>>74251925
Nice, dude!
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Don't forget: today 14:45 women's relay!
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>le france
One job
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>>74256091
haven't slept and can not miss that
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>>74248245
kek, i love how we all have the same waifus on here
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>>74248624
congrats ameribros we are very happy on your behalf. feels good very good with this win
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>>74248683
>also schemp is most handsome of german team or am i blind
doll is pretty qt imo
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>>74249069
>so basically most german athletes are either from bavaria or east germany
checks out
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>>74252088
She's legitimately autistic, isn't she?
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>>74245324
Women's 4x6km Relay start list
1 GER - GERMANY 1
1-1 r HONZ Vanessa
1-2 g HAMMERSCHMIDT Maren
1-3 y HILDEBRAND Franziska
1-4 b DAHLMEIER Laura
2 FRA - FRANCE
2-1 r CHEVALIER Anais
2-2 g AYMONIER Celia
2-3 y BRAISAZ Justine
2-4 b DORIN HABERT Marie
3 UKR - UKRAINE
3-1 r VARVYNETS Iryna
3-2 g DZHIMA Yuliia
3-3 y MERKUSHYNA Anastasiya
3-4 b PIDHRUSHNA Olena
4 NOR - NORWAY 2
4-1 r NICOLAISEN Kaia Woeien
4-2 g FENNE Hilde
4-3 y ECKHOFF Tiril
4-4 b OLSBU Marte
5 ITA - ITALY
5-1 r VITTOZZI Lisa
5-2 g SANFILIPPO Federica
5-3 y RUNGGALDIER Alexia
5-4 b WIERER Dorothea
6 CZE - CZECH REPUBLIC
6-1 r JISLOVA Jessica
6-2 g PUSKARCIKOVA Eva
6-3 y VITKOVA Veronika
6-4 b KOUKALOVA Gabriela
7 RUS - RUSSIA 3
7-1 r PODCHUFAROVA Olga
7-2 g SLEPTSOVA Svetlana
7-3 y STARYKH Irina
7-4 b AKIMOVA Tatiana
8 SWE - SWEDEN
8-1 r BRORSSON Mona
8-2 g OEBERG Hanna
8-3 y NILSSON Emma
8-4 b MAGNUSSON Anna
9 BLR - BELARUS
9-1 r SKARDINO Nadezhda
9-2 g KRYUKO Iryna
9-3 y PISAREVA Nadzeya
9-4 b DOMRACHEVA Darya
10 POL - POLAND 4
10-1 r GWIZDON Magdalena
10-2 g HOJNISZ Monika
10-3 y MITORAJ Kinga
10-4 b GUZIK Krystyna
11 AUT - AUSTRIA
11-1 r ZDOUC Dunja
11-2 g SCHWAIGER Julia
11-3 y RIEDER Christina
11-4 b HAUSER Lisa Theresa
12 SUI - SWITZERLAND
12-1 r GASPARIN Aita
12-2 g GASPARIN Selina
12-3 y HAECKI Lena
12-4 b GASPARIN Elisa
13 CAN - CANADA 5
13-1 r CRAWFORD Rosanna
13-2 g RANSOM Julia
13-3 y TANDY Megan
13-4 b LUNDER Emma
14 FIN - FINLAND
14-1 r TOIVANEN Laura
14-2 g LAUKKANEN Mari
14-3 y MARKKANEN Sanna
14-4 b KAISA
15 KAZ - KAZAKHSTAN
15-1 r VISHNEVSKAYA Galina
15-2 g USANOVA Darya
15-3 y POLTORANINA Olga
15-4 b RAIKOVA Alina
16 SVK - SLOVAKIA 6
16-1 r FIALKOVA Paulina
16-2 g KUZMINA Anastasiya
16-3 y FIALKOVA Ivona
16-4 b GEREKOVA Jana
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>>74258331
17 JPN - JAPAN
17-1 r TACHIZAKI Fuyuko
17-2 g FURUYA Sari
17-3 y TANAKA Kirari
17-4 b MITSUHASHI Rina
18 BUL - BULGARIA
18-1 r YORDANOVA Emilia
18-2 g STOYANOVA Desislava
18-3 y POPOVA Stefani
18-4 b KADEVA Daniela
19 KOR - KOREA 7
19-1 r AVVAKUMOVA Ekaterina
19-2 g FROLINA Anna
19-3 y KO Eunjung
19-4 b MUN Ji-Hee
20 LTU - LITHUANIA
20-1 r KOCERGINA Natalija
20-2 g RASIMOVICIUTE-BRICE Diana
20-3 y PAULAUSKAITE Natalija
20-4 b LESCINSKAITE Gabriele
21 EST - ESTONIA
21-1 r LEHTLA Kadri
21-2 g BEILMANN Meril
21-3 y TALIHAERM Johanna
21-4 b VIIGIPUU Kristel
22 USA - USA 8
22-1 r EGAN Clare
22-2 g DUNKLEE Susan
22-3 y REID Joanne
22-4 b PHANEUF Madeleine
23 SLO - SLOVENIA
23-1 r GREGORIN Teja
23-2 g ERZEN Anja
23-3 y POJE Urska
23-4 b KLEMENCIC Polona
>>74257813
nah, Queen Wyfu is still Kaisa. I like a lot of other girls in biathlon like MDH, Hammerschmidt, Lt. Hauser or Eva but I wouldn't consider them waifu-tier. One waifu per sports is enough in my opinion.
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>>74258351
Yea but wouldn't say Tabbi is your waifu for football? She certainly is for me
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>>74258351
So France is the big league favorites here right? Or will JUSTine CHOKEsaiz fuck it up again as per usual
She still my waifu tho
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My prediction? 7th place
>>74248624
Jessie mentioned
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>>74258740
>>this picture
Ameribro from above here. My wife skiied (Nordic) at St. Lawrence back in the day. Too bad they don't do biathlon in the NCAA.
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>>74252964
Yeah but 20% are still catholics and she is from small town
But it is suprisng, most priest here are polish or italians
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>>74245324
>dat lack of trigger-discipline
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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i thought guns were banned in europe
>>74258969
kc tier
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>>74258135
she's 'not from this world' sometimes, as our commentator said once
i noticed it years ago
qt
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>>74258331
where from do you copy-paste this start lists? i am sure you are not typing it by yourselv
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>>74258135
Fuck off!
>>74258469
Yeah. I'm alos the last kemme poster left. I occasionally shitpost in /bundes/ threads.
>>74258955
Not really surprising for me tßh. It's modern missionary fanatics probably. No wonder they come from cucktholic countries.
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>>74259126
mostly biathlonresults
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Czech cutest team
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Yesterday, the german commentator wanted to be witty saying (about Laukkanen) something like: "A very good result for her. And Kaisa will be happy, too, that she finally gets some serious reinforcement for the relay competition."
>mfw Laukkanen not starting
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I fucking hate this music
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Isn't it dangerous to ski this close together?
What if someone gets stabbed by the poles?
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Who the fuck is Jessica Jislova?
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>>74259229
Never really happens because of how they use the poles. They can crash sure, but they're used to skiing close together
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I want Lucie!
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Already out of the race
Suck my three inch cock, Kaia
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Go AITA! Move faster.
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>losing 24 seconds on 1 km
GG
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Sup guise. Have a rare Kaisa.
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This is looks already pretty bad for swiss.
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>tfw no tora berger to bail us out of shitty relays
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>>74259335
All will be well when Xenia grows up.
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C'mon Maren beat that frogette like I wish you would beat me.
>>74259318
t-t-thanks...
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Lel, Austria choking. Selina after the Korean team at the range.
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Finland is kill
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fuck you maren
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>>74259378
It's a chaos on the range. For everyone.
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AYYmonier!
>The state of Canada
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GEEZ LAWEEZ HOW SLOW CAN YOU SHOOT AYYMONIER
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>canada
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>>74259391
1:20 min
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Celia pls ;_;
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DAMN FUCKING SHIT
i forgot to connect ro 3rd camera again!
does anybody know can I now?
deliver you qt Oeberg, would like to date her in high school tbqh desu
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Guys, will there ever be a Gasparin victory?
The race is actually pretty entertaining.
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Do your countries' TV commentators also speak like your athletes are the best? The Norwegian commentators just said Fenne did a "superb round", when she's 1:23 behind and had to use two extra shots.
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>>74259409
also there was Selina in 3rd camera, talking with staff member
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>>74259413
Eh, Fenne did good considering how shit she is. It was Kaia who buttfucked us hard
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>>74259413
Nah, they are quite realists here
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>>74259413
Oh good, we lost another 10 seconds.
It's "absolutely approved" according to the commentators.
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>>74259414
wtf? Selina a midget!
>>74259413
Yeah, but it's way more pathetic when they circlejerk over other athletes. Austria in skijumping or, even worse, Fouktard in the men's competition.
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wow hildebrant fast
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Hildebrand needs to place every single bullet, otherwise she's useless. She's so fucking slow on the track.
Yesterday I thought she was about to collapse when I saw her coming into the third shooting I think it was. Looked like a pale zombie.
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>>74259433
do you photo your TV?
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>>74259452
It's Finland. It wouldn't surprise me, their autism knows no bounds.
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>>74259446
>>74259446
>She's so fucking slow on the track.
she was goint -6 sec from Italy, now + 8
+14 sec in less than 2 km!!!
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>>74259460
>against runggaldier
big deal
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>>74259413
French pundit is Lois Habert, Marie Dorin's husband.
He's unexpectedly harsh on MDH.
On the other hand he has a hard on watching AYYmonier
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>>74259459
i did the same previous years
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Ich gratuliere, Deutschland.
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>>74259444
In the individual race she almost collapsed. Would not be so usure that she can hold the pace.
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>JUSTine
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>>74259465
>Lois Habert
i though he is a coach
what channel broadcasts baithlon in france?
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I wish Miri was better I want to see her butt some more
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>>74259465
I heard he puts on epic banter against his waifu whenever she chokes on the shooting range.
Btw. Lieutenant Hauser not starting.anymore.
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>>74259480
Eurosport and a free channel (l'equipe21)
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>>74259475
she recovered well!
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>>74259452
Yeah, before tha race took couple if I would catch something juicy.
>>74259459
Hurr durr
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>>74259486
This
>>
well done old horse
I guess we just won
it's over
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>>74259490
where to find eurosport torrents then?
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>>74259487
>Btw. Lieutenant Hauser not starting.anymore.
what?
>>
CITY OF TIRIL
>>
gg germany
>>
And I turned it off
See you fags tomorrow
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I'm impressed. Hildebrand's shooting was quite decent. With the first 4 bullets she hit the inner circle. Not bad!
>>74259490
>l'equipe21
Is this streamed via satellite?
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Tiril, why do you do this ;_;
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>>74259520
No idea
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>>74259508
Austria quit.
>>74259501
Horse is nice but hampster could be choking. Not so sure about the victory.
Now Ukraine needs to get a proper fucking.
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>>74259519
Fishing huts btfo
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>>74259540
>Austria quit.
why? when???
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Seems like Hildebrand's track time was pretty shit though. She lost very much to Merkushina and Braisaz.
So, what's with Marie? Can she unt the hampster down?
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>>74259540
>Now Ukraine needs to get a proper fucking.
remember year ago Pidhrusina won over Dahlmeire in last 100meters?
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Who's your biathlon-fu?
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>>74259564
According to her husband no
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>>74259571
my private life is not for public discussion
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I hope Pidrushna gets molested by MDH, Koukalova and Doro.
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>>74259571
She's the only biathlete who always does full make-up before every race
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>>74259571
Svetlana Konovalova.
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wtf Akimova?
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>>74259571
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>>74259568
How could I forget? It was one of the few times I was rooting for the rodent.
>>74259571
Kaisa, obviously
>>74259580
Dude needs to give that poor girl a break. Maybe I should go tell Marie she can always come to me when this gets too much for her. I make her feel pretty again.
Go Elisa.
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damn i love realys
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>>74259600
Forgot picture.
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I swear to God Dahlmeier
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Holy fuck this is exciting
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Fucking move Wierer! MOVE!
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5 seconds is enough, gg rat face
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Is Gabriela Cocklover going to do it, guys?
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>>74259657
>>
Dorin will catch Cocklover
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>suckalova was so shit she got cucked out of medals
KEK
>>
Gg Germoney
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>the city of cocklover
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BRONZE'D
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Chokealova lel
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>>74259671
>>74259693
>she slowed down in expectation there is a cock waiting for her
Now she doesn't get a medal and doesn't get cock.
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>tfw have to celebrate hard today because tomorrow the our men will get destroyed by the likes of Russia, Norway and even France
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Koukalova my love, y u do dis ;_;
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Why do all waifus choke? Fucking all of them!
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>>74259744
IBU conspiracy against waifus confirmed
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>>74259744
My waifu just won.
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>>74259744
They've won our hearts, Anon...
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Also never(well, in last season) saw Laura so exhausted after the finish
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Send the fucking Ukrainians to a piss test and permaban their entire association.
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Hampster is kill again.
Choking in mass start confirmed.
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>>74259822
>German hating on Ukraines during a Russia-Hate-Campaign
Well, well, well, don't let God-Empress Angela hear that, Klaus.
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Vanessa have three earrings in her ear.
Also she usually wear a light make up and do wear a light ink on her eyelashed.
I mean, usually said that women on West are hurrrr ugly feminist and women on eat(russia ukrain incl) are 'muh true women' but it happens that western women both look better generally and do wear better make up(light make up, almost non-existent) better
>tfw no western european gf
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>>74259822
>piss test
I volunteer to do that. In fact, I can do that for all the women's teams
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>>74259847
sports women generally aren't feminists because they don't have problems with their bodies, when they go full feminist it's only for money prizes and shit
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>>74259847
>on her eyelashes
here is an example
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>>74259858
>"Where are the recipients to put our urines in sir?"
>"My mouth will do"
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>>74259867
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>>74259832
t. Gottkanzler Schulz shitposter
>>74259867
Nah, I'm not sure they could be cheating. I better suck it straight out of the urethra to be sure they don't keep a sack with clean piss in their vag.
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>>74259864
she, Vanessa, usually also have good manicure. I eman her nails in condition, which i like the most in womne
e.g. Laura have completely boyish nails, as i noticed and if i am not wrong. but she's just fully tomboysh in everyhting
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>>74259904
you just went full autist
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>>74259904
are you a gril or a fag?
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>>74259904
Another level of waifuism achieved
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>>74259910
just what i see
>>74259918
i love women's nails, fingers and hands
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>>74259910
>>74259921
Are you new to /biathlon/? In this state we usually call him Ivan the Moderate.
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im 100% sure i made a scrrenshots of vanessas nails when it was in the camera, dont rememebr when though
will post when will find
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awwwwwwwwwww
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>>74259945
I've been around for a while. Oh this is not the final form?
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>>74259945
yes, i'm a total casual senpai
>Ivan the Moderate.
lel
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>>74259952
>>74259954
are you fridge-ivan from /f1/?
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>>74259971
Nah, he sometimes writes 4 or 5 posts using up all 2000 characters.
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top kek the norwegian commentator is sooooo mad. like bro, you actually thought we had a chance to start out with
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>>74260001
When Tiril missed four times and had to go a penalty lap, he said "there goes our chance for the gold". They're not as bad as other commentators, but when even the athletes themselves literally uses the words "fucking shit" about their own performance, they could be a little more realistic tbqh.
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>>74260001
He will get to stroke his boner tomorrow since it's nearly impossible for Norway not to win gold in men's relay.
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>>74260031
Looking forward to it already
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Laura - me at the beginning of the day at the uni and in the end of the day int he uni(the same picture)
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recommend me some german sport sites to read news, articles, reviews on sport events please!!!
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>>74260241
spox.com
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>>74260330
damn... why i never heard about it?
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sad!
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>>74247854
Thats some good shooting
Did this guy work for the cia in the 60's by any chance?
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>>74259571
>she will never beat you bloody with the butt of her rifle after a hard days training
why even live?
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>>74259433
>yfw she never got to race cuz her bad teammates got lapped and taken out of the race before she could start
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>74259486
this t b q h
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>>74259501
her shooting was the most impressive of the race imo. she looked like she was going to collapse before standing shooting, but then is able to stiffen up like stone when shoot and gets 5/5. amazing. congratulations germany
>pic unrelated
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>>74260361
Saw that, what happened to her?
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>>74259555
they were lapped
>JUST
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>>74260458
They really should learn that their suits are quite see-through, though I'm not really complaining.
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>>74260453
idk
lapped?
problem with bullets?
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>>74260474
>pantsu
hngg
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>>74260479
Looked like she was limping, maybe she fell or something.
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>>74260405
;__; fuck
I really really like her legs and qt face
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>>74259780
she's growing on me
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http://wintersport.sportschau.de/biathlon/co737/weltmeisterschaft/ma8336478/liveticker/
>O-Ton Hinz
>Vanessa Hinz sagte: "Stehend wollte ich zu schnell, da hab ich mich gut geärgert. Aber ich hatte wenigstens die Nachlader getroffen. Von daher passt das. Neuschnee - das geht so. Die Skier waren aber super."
Seems like German TV also have this 'during-the-race' interviews. Where can I watch them?
E.g. when we have them, the broadcast on Match TV(our TV whcih shows biathlon) splits and in the one part of the screen there is a talking athelte, and in the rest of the screen we have a broadcast of continuing race.
German have the same?
I want to screenshot Vanessa.
>>74260538
i'm jelly, she is mine!
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>>74259904
top kek, now this is autism
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>>74260551
yep
i am happy i got this shot 30 mins ago
still need to find shots from previous days!
and i always forget to search for POLICIA jacket on italian team
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>>74260474
heidi does it on purpose
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>>74260578
Does NRK have an archive of Full HD streamson their site?
also lol at the track, is it Spain? where is the snow?
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>>74260578
Omg, I would give up red meat just to catch a glimpse of her in a bra.
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>>74260576
top kek
do you know if ibu or any of the distributors hold on to the extra feeds (eg. finish zone, etc.)?? or are they just deleted after the race
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>>74260458
>>74260474
>>74260578
Yes, please.
>>74260548
We have sometimes splitscreens to display commercials during the race. And this on public commercial-free television.
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>>74260589
>>74260593
kek it was in la clusaz before christmas
>yfw the feminist coaches block the honorable french camera man from filming heidi stripping down
nrk has a great archive but the quality isn't quite HD, still better than what SVT has. use a norge vpn and you should be able to access the site. i was interested in finding out if it was possible to buy the HD dvd or digital download direct from NRK for better quality.
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>>74260596
>do you know if ibu or any of the distributors hold on to the extra feeds (eg. finish zone, etc.)?? or are they just deleted after the race
man, that's what i am asking about in second thread already
today was very pity since I forgot to properly screenshot Hinz and LTH from 3rd camera
I wish they would have openly accessive archive of all the races and all the cameras in HD/fullHD/4K, inclu 30 mins before the race and 50 mins after the race
btw about 4K: I believe in 365 days in Korea there will be 4k broadcast. Not in Russia probably :(((((
>>74260608
And we've good oldschool annoying commerical breaks, which lasts for a 2-3 mins.
btw do you know where(on what channel) Vanessa was saying this >>74260548?
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>>74260628
>was very pity since I forgot to properly screenshot Hinz and LTH from 3rd camera
by 3rd camera I mean the camera, which shoots from the room, where their guns are checked
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>>74260608
what is the primary provider in germany? do they have an archive of all the races on their site?
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MFW USA wins an international competition in a sport I forgot existed.
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>>74260628
Source is ARD also referred to as DasErste since ARD is also the name of the network.
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Das_Erste
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>>74260663
do they have recordings of races on their sites or german torrent sites?
i always thought that ARD and Das Erste are different channels(Das Erste's logo look like russian 'Perviy Kanal'(First Channel) logo)
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>>74260628
>I wish they would have openly accessive archive of all the races and all the cameras in HD/fullHD/4K, inclu 30 mins before the race and 50 mins after the race
yes i wish this was available too. it always irritates me how they switch away from finish zone to results or replays (they do this even worse in cross country)
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>>74260663
do they have public archive of all the races on their site?
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>>74260628
i'm considering buying a tv and recording the races from the tv feed because i suspect the quality is higher than the online stream
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>>74260679
http://www.sportschau.de/biathlon-wm/video-biathlon-wm-die-teamstaffel-der-damen-100.html
wew here you go famm. didn't even need to turn on vpn to access the site. based germany t b h
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>>74260636
The coverage of almost every major sports event is split between the biggest public television networks ARD and ZDF and is mostly screened on their prime channels of the same names, sometimes also referred to as DasErste (lit. den forste) or Das Zweite (den andre).
Some races are transmitted on one channel some on the other. The material (videos, interviews etc.) of the races you can obviously only find on the website of the network that transmitted that specific event.
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>>74260751
Thanks! It doesnt have a pre-race footage from the cheching room what is sad, also its hot 720p, but seems like Germans have their own cameras(i've heard it in comments on russian sites few days ago btw), so pic realated are not seen on eurovision site
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>>74260807
>website of the network that transmitted that specific event.
how do we know that? should I google 'shedule of the TV broadcast of WChamp-2017' in german if I want to find it in future?
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>>74260807
t-thanks
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>>74260679
>>74260696
Their """archive""" stores as far as I know only stuff of the last 7 days. Sometimes their stuff is also restricted to certain regions. You can try if you can watch this:
http://www.sportschau.de/biathlon-wm/video-biathlon-wm-die-teamstaffel-der-damen-100.html
Sould be full race of today.
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>>74260751
>>74260873
Fugg! This thread is really fast moving.
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Going to wrap this up with LTH butt
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>>74260458
you sure? german commentator said austria got DQ because their second girl used 4 reloads in her first shooting
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>>74261327
they even interviewed her (Schwaiger) and she admitted her fault
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cute
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