/cric/

>letting the last thread die
/cric/ confirmed no /heart/

Execute all Han Chinese

Its my birthday today

>>74244267
Happy birthday haha

>>74243902
I would've saved it based GES

Wheres threadcunt been?

I am in love with a Finnish girl

hello, /hoc/

>>74244705
is she an exchange student by any chance

Rugby

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who here /jealous/

wait I apologize this is clearly /bundes/

>>74244770

>confusing jealously and envy

The Ausfailian edjamakation system, everybody.

>>74244796

Where is the tomato and sea salt lad?

>>74244796
#blessed

>>74244755
Raised here creating an elite blend of upper middle class Australian culture and values and Scandinavian features

>>74244770
Based walkGODess

Just sold my xbox and TV lads

>>74244852
>upper middle class Australian culture and values
You mean cashed up bogan culture and values?

>>74244890
No; if I meant that I would have said it.

>tall
>handsome
>well educated
>witty
>fit
>STILL no Finnish, Bangladeshi or Bosnian gf

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>hey anon, why don't you and your gf join us for a double date tonight

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Really could do with a gf rn

http://www.s m h.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/warnes-twitter-outburst-drove-cyclist-to-sue-laywer-reveals-20120130-1qqfr.html

Based bikecunt

>>74245321
/afl/ is up

>>74244796
>Macbook

why?

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>Ricky Ponting is already 47 years old

>>74244812
Have you ever had peanut butter, tomato and sea salt? It's GOAT. Especially with fix and fogg peanut butter.

Two days ago I socialized with someone outside of my family for the first time in 7 years. I became manic afterwards and I was kept up all night obsessing about all the social mistakes I made, but it felt right. I was full of energy, my brain felt clearer than it has in years and I experienced a bunch of emotions that I don't think I've ever felt before. I'd definitely do it again

>>74245878
based goosie

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>>74244890
>poo peeland
>culture

>>74244796
>Dry, unbuttered toast
>Spreading that thin

Shameful display

>>74246023
It was buttered lad

>>74246034
On second zoom, I realise I was wrong. Looked dry around the edges

why do south east asians do the things they do

T20s tomorrow lads

It's Sri Lanka for me

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what was going on here?

Zimbabwe are so fucking shit

Execute all Suicidelanders

>>74246975
truthy

ask me absolutely anything about cricket

>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-16/three-people-die-in-water-tank-in-nsw-tablelands/8278340

That is the latest news folks

>>74246983
why is australia so shit at it?

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Hokkeii

this thread suddenly started stinking lads

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A Cricket is a bug

Fury Road is the greatest movie ever made #truthy

How do you know if you're secretly a furry lads?

>>74247144
AFL replacing the WAFL and SAFL

>>74247194
have a close long look at >>74247175

just woke up lads

>>74247666
explain further

fury road is not the best mad max and everyone who disagrees is a fucking pleb
also, I still don't know how to play cricket

>>74248111
I was sleeping but now I'm not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOI_8CXFCeo

>>74248118
How to play or how to watch it properly?

>>74246834
The humid heat drives most of their behaviour

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>no holly OP
shan't be posting in this one

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anyone else really sad that the summer of Jarryd is over?

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>>74243833
wo'eva yo cons. What's happening bitches? Still savouring the taste of my cock? This is your face whenever you come across /hoc/. Bow to your masters.

griget is back on lads

>>74254032
t. Melezio Di Vincenzo

>Men's cricket could return to the Commonwealth Games in 2026 if Birmingham wins the bid to be the host city.
>While women's cricket will feature in the 2022 Games in Durban, men's cricket has appeared only once. On that occasion, in Malaysia in 1998, the format was 50 overs per side (South Africa defeated Australia in the final). This time it would be played in the T20 format.
>Neil Snowball, the Warwickshire chief executive, is part of Birmingham's bid team and has confirmed to ESPNcricinfo that cricket would be of interest if they are successful. Snowball was previously head of sports operations at the 2012 Olympics and chief operating officer of Rugby 2015, the organising committee behind the 2015 World Cup.
>The plan would be to stage the biggest games at Warwickshire's home ground of Edgbaston, which is only a mile or so from the centre of Birmingham. Other games could be played at Warwickshire's Portland Road ground (three miles from Edgbaston) and, perhaps, in neighbouring counties; Worcestershire's picturesque New Road ground is only 33 miles away.
>Birmingham would also require ECB approval. But Andrew Strauss, the director of the England team, suggested the idea had his backing, though he did offer a note of caution. "Yes, I would be very supportive of that," he said. "But it would not just be the ECB involved in such a decision."

Is this the greatest moment of Ankush's life? The 98 commonwealth games was Malaysia's biggest cricket event.

>>74254032

t. Tsim Booky

>>74254643
that's the nickname your mother gave me, lmao

>>74254694
t. Gianmaria Zingale

Daniel Marsh has been ousted as Tasmania coach, effective immediately, following an extended run of under-performance by the Tigers in the Sheffield Shield. He was fired less than a year after signing a new two-year contract with the state.

>>74254801
>Marsh
how long till he's called up to the national side as a coach

Dunno if this T20 will happen lads.
Been drizzly all day in Auckland. It's stopped now but it didn't look to shit hot out west.

drainage systems

>we don't want to put our players in danger
*cancels match*

Got a dilemma lads. Do I sit alone tonight feeling miserable watching a game I don't really care about or sit alone at eden park feeling miserable watching a game I don't really care about after paying $20 to get in?

>>74255687
Ask a mate, m8.

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BLUE SKIES IN AVONDALE LADS GAME ON

>>74255336
>>74255417
>>74255524
>>74255687
>>74255696
>>74255725

pls dont commit suicide

>>74255696
Don't have those desu. I know some lads that are going but I'm not on friendly enough basis to try and tag along without it being weird

>>74255687
I'll go with you lad

Unless you're Daniel in which case fuck off

>>74255772
>>74255802
There you go m8, you got a m8 now, m8.

>>74255753
pls don't post again

>>74255687
buy a scorebook and pretend to be one of those autists that sits by themselves listening to radio coverage and scoring, they're so common no one will look at you twice

>>74255687
Honestly, if everyone on /cric/ weren't such utter cuntstains, I'd post my contact and invite you over for cricket and a beer lad. But they are, so I won't.

>>74255991
Gazza's got massive hands wtf

>>74255983
>Poo Shit Fails

>>74256009
most spinners do, gotta grip it to spin it lad

I hope Marsh gets picked because when he inevitably fails I never have to hear his name in the same sentence as test cricket ever again

>>74256041
reminder Shaun Marsh has the best subcontinent record of any player in the team

>tfw you will never have giant spinner's mitts

What's for lunch lads?

>>74256202
fried chicken, it was nasty

>>74256209
I can recommend some diarrhea tablets if you want?

>>74256041
This

>>74256202
unironically katsu chicken sushi

>>74250586
and yet, you did

>>74256593
what about a pepsi lad

>>74256653
just a glass of cold water

1. Ireland
2. Afghanistan

POWER GAP

5. Nepal
6. Scotland
7. Malaysia

POWER GAP

10. United Arab Emirates
11. Oman

POWER GAP

20. Argentina
21. Israel, unironically

POWER GAP

Daniel. Rwanda

>>74256851
for future expansion that is

DE big guy and Munro to shit the bed and hopefully never get picked again.

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where will the narrative go next lads

>>74256879
you deserve every ban you get threadcunt

>>74256879
I'd ban you from breathing given a chance.

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THIS DREAM CONTROLS MEEEE

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>>74256893
kek

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I, for one, enjoy the threadcunt

>2017
>genuinely, unironically watching cucket
KEK

Exterminate yourself

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>ywn be this BTFO

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>Zealandia – a new continent submerged in the southwest Pacific – is a step closer to being recognised, the authors of a new scientific paper claim.
>Zealandia covers nearly 5m square km, of which 94% is under water, and encompasses not only New Zealand but also New Caledonia, Norfolk Island, the Lord Howe Island group and Elizabeth and Middleton reefs.

Got some tendies and chips in the oven lads

what about you?

>>74256958
Dad should be coming home with some fish and chips soon.

>>74256921
based walkGOD smiting this modern day Sodom of a poomunity

de cuck

Man I want to pound Santner's little boipucci so hard.

lovely trenty

>>74256949
Finally, Based Zealand recognized as a super continent. We fucking did it lads.

wifes out lads
pants are off

Fun Trivia: when the sloth is talking about "the big stuff" he is talking about his disproportionately long cock.

>>74257062
t. Permavirgin

>>74257075
t. actual permavirgin

>proteas wearing Australian yellow
Reee 2bh

Lap this tour up boys, SA is heading Zimbabwe tier soon

>>74257062
Let me get this straigjt:
a.You have to wear pants when you're wife's around and
b.You're some old dad posting on 4chan
Fucking kys and I really mean that.

>>74257062
based third kiwi

made some kids mad lads

Beardface going off

How did this guy even make it into the country? What kind of shit border control do we have now?

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:thinking:

>>74257123
DROPPED

fuck buzzfeed

I want to smash Ronchi's face in.

>>74256949
is he really ze german?

>>74257160
Pom I think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNFRG0mMwU

>>74257165
no, he's german freshie

the english guy in germany hasn't posted for a year

>>74257168
So I refer to someone who posted ages ago and I'm a freshie?
You're a dumb cunt 2bh.

>>74257172
>a year ago
>ages

kys

>>74257178
Let me guess, you've been here 6 years. And I'm the one who should kill myself? Reevaluate your "life"

Dislike t20s and eden park as a griget ground

Where the fuck is sodhi?

>>74257182
he's got a point

T20 is rubbish lads.

>>74257188
In that church in Ponsonby.

>>74257193

Seriously though

Literally for plebs

>>74257196
jej

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one of my favourite /cric/ photos and reminds me of a good time

SHITNER

>>74257204
I know. Truly shit. All the nuance of cricket removed. Slugfest.

Fucking

Fuck

lol fucking shitner

Kys Santner

>>74257218
>>74257204
>>74257193
don't let the indians hear you say that

>>74257218
Genuinely Daniel level post

>>74257229
You know it's garbage.

>>74257230
daniel would throw in more meaningless adjectives and an anecdote about his failed relationships

>>74257231
yeah it's fucking shit not arguing that
that said, it's probably the best way to expand cricket internationally

>>74257233
Plus he'd plug his album

>>74257160
yes

>>74257165
yes

>>74257168
yes

off to work now though. why the fuck do they schedule matches at 8:00 in the morning?

>>74257240
the second yes should be a 'no', ugh

>>74257230
Reminder that Daniel had a resounding effect on /cric/ whereas (You) are a literal non-entity.

>>74257240
Yeah he's not German.

>>74257244
resounding bad spam effect

kek that fucking wicket

du plessis should retire after that fucking mess of a shot

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>de Cock
Really gets me

>>74257248
An effect nonetheless. I actually liked Daniel.

Too many mistakes

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>>74257254

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>>74257266

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this is the body type im going for

Should've rocked down to this game 2bh. Fat slags everywhere.

>>74257286
based danny

its clouding over lads

off for a run before the game Australian game starts lads

>>74257276
Aiming for as in trying to bulk up to that?
I'll fucking ragdoll you pussy

>>74257276
ideal and iconic

Just took a duminy lads

>>74257292
ur drunk cunt you arent running anywhere

>>74257315
/b/ tier post

Who /Zealandia/ here?
Feels good 2bh.

>>74257326
draining the pacific when?

the big guy

If my kid was twitch-dabbing at the cricket, I'd slap his shit on camera.

You're all queers

I heem queers

>>74257333
I really do not want Australia to connect to PNG

>europe is a continent
>zealandia is a continent

yeah nah. The whole idea of continents are strupid and inconsistent.

>>74257295
how many fights you been in ur life fat aussie anon

>>74257346
More like you reem queers, faggot.

>>74257349
why? I know you racist cunts would genocide the fuck out of them

>>74257357

You'd LOVE that, wouldn't you, gay boy

>>74257356
I'm a Kiwi and I've had 5 amateur boxing bouts, is that what you meant?

>>74257363
Yes :3

Saffas are alright 2bh

Usually pretty friendly people, with a hint of racism, which is always a laugh

>>74257352
>seething

kino throw lads

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>>74257364
still reckon ur a fat cunt

>>74257387
Nah I'm alright. About 97 kegs. Still reckon I wouldn't ragdoll you pussy?

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/afl/ here

you guys are gay lol

>>74257395
fucking obese

>>74257399

You'd LOVE that, wouldn't you, gay boy

>>74257399
Gay for you maybe :3

>>74257404
Yes :p

>>74257403
I'm 6'4"
And handsome af.

>all these curries
Melbourne-tier 2bh

Is chch still ablaze?

>>74257422
I'm 6'2" and weigh over 30 kg less than you

>>74257435
I'm pretty ablaze atm xD

>>74257437
Then you're a skinny twerp and I'd bully you irl.

>>74257437
>>74257422
im 5'8 and could strangle any faggot on /cric/

>>74257443
you couldn't catch me lad

Boult is the man :)

>>74257444
Except me. Cheers.
>>74257449
Probably not.

>>74257444
I'd rest my drink on top of your head

Ronchi seems like he'd be a good dad.

World class drainage.

>>74257467

Did you not have one, lad

If it's a shortened match I'm going to poo my pants on purpose

I think the first odi will be rained out, too

>>74257476
it's not going to rain on the 19th of feb in hamilton
t. dairy farmer

>Usman Khawaja could be facing the axe from Australia's team for the first Test against India, after being left out of the XI for the tour match against India A in Mumbai.
>Shaun Marsh was preferred for the three-day game, which is Australia's only warm-up match before the first Test in Pune. Although the tour-match XI will not completely correspond to Australia's Test XI - Mitchell Starc and Josh Hazlewood are both being rested - the absence of Khawaja is a more significant pointer.

good move Tbh

Rugby league is for poor people

>>74257476
Just having a spit. It's not raining out west = won't be raining in the future in Mt Eden.

>he doesnt drink powerade kane williamson boundry edition

>>74257481

Hope you're right :)

Gonna buy some of that grass one day

I have no friends lol x

>>74257498
I'll be your friend. My name's Matt. Nice to meet you.

>>74257503

Thanks Matty :)

I think ronchi is due for some runs, wbu friend?

>>74257511
Don't call me Matty.

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>>74257482

>Severe thunderstorms have hit greater Sydney, with damaging winds and two-centimetre hailstones reported in Penrith.
>The storms are moving east to south-east and will soon affect Manly, Maroubra, Palm Beach and waters off Bondi Beach.
>BoM duty forecaster Miranda Langton said Sydneysiders should take care.The Bureau of Meteorology said Newcastle, Gosford, Wollongong, Bowral, Orange, Mudgee, Bathurst and Katoomba could also be affected.

>Shitney

>>74257517

OK Matto

>phillips
literally who

>>74257530
Better.
Now then, I think Ronchi's a meme who's been thoroughly exposed over the last year. He should be cut and deported.

What the fuck is this music selection at the ground?

>>74257544
He's a bit of a newcunt. Auckland lad.

Why didn't Anderson bowl?

>>74257546
Welcome to Eden Park.

shitlips

>>74257563

Pls do not disrespect my bf

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r8 my new gf

munpoo

>>74257573
Lol.

OH YEAH THAT WAS DEFINITELY BETTER THAN HAVING ROSS TAYLOR IN THE SIDE

Fuck off Munro never come back

>>74256862
One down.

Munro needs to be dropped

POORO

Lmao gollaspe

haha

>Poolips
>Pooro

>Tom Bruce
Literally who tf are these people?

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>>74257568

Please never post my gf again

Dreaming of Ryder atm boys.

>>74257586
GO TO BED

who the fuck selected this team
literally garbage
move big guy and ratface up the order

>>74257591
He'd rekt this shit for sure

>tfw internet is down so I can't practice based multicodeturalism

NZ short formats without Guppy is a nightmare.

Well, this is a loss

Why the fuck would you bat Munro at 3

>>74257613
You spelled "select Munro at all" incorrectly

>>74257613
he memed a quick 50 a few times

Should've sent in Anderson instead of this bum truse boy.

(Williamson to Bruce): hit the ball you tard

>Parnell

Time for some free boundaries

Is that one nigger that's in the SA team part of that black player quota rule or did he make the squad legitimately?

I sure hope you lads didn't fall for the we-beat-Australia-so-now-we're-good-at-cricket meme.

Let's go Brucey you girlbag

Miller was left speechless by our laura's beauty

>>74257630
De kock?

williamson has been a bit shit lately lads

>>74257630
http://cricket.co.za/player/3016/The-Proteas/33120/Andile-Phehlukwayo/

He's not bad, but still very inexperienced

>>74257640
He looked really nervous ay. Reminder that she'd be a 10/10 in Seth Efrekuh

There is literally one (1) half decent batmans in this NZ batting lineup, the same New Zealand that is currently ranked #1 in T20i.

>>74257656

Who picked this team?!

The rain will save us :)

>ranked #1
Yeah not anymore

>>74257215

one man grasping another mans shaft reminds you of a good time eh?

Sat here drinking a disgusting craft beer

>>74257630
Don't call people nigger man fuck's wrong with you

>>74257676
Well done, you got the joke

>>74257677
That's what you get.

>>74257681
stfu cuck a niggers a nigger plan and simple

>>74257688
If you wouldn't say it to his face, don't say it cuntstain.

>>74257685

It was given to me

Even free it's shit

Tastes like bananas and old bread

I believe Anderson can do it.

>>74257692
Funnel that shit

>>74257693
Left: yes
Right: nope

>>74257704

Good taste

Poolequayo

>>74257692
Banana taste means it was badly brewed and you are poisoning yourself

coriander son

>Steve Smith reportedly batting in the white floppy in Mumbai
based

There should be a vertical boundary. Hit it high enough and you get a six.

>>74257715

Could be cool

>>74257719
T20 max nigga

This game was over when munpoo got out for a first ball duck

>>74257653
He's not having a bad game so far. I'd rather have him than Parnell.

bit embarrassing desu
glad the australians aren't here

>>74257735

Lmao we're a minnow and they couldn't even beat us here

>henriques
fuck this team

we're shit

Tom Poose.

>>74247136
This is tragic desu

>>74257743
>>74257746
what number batsmen are you lads

>>74257745
just be glad mark waugh didn't somehow get him on the india tour

Move Southee up and there might actually be some darn runs scored.

just end it all black caps

>>74257755

I'm southee

>>74257746
Black caps are shit.
You're shit.
I'm not, I'm awesome.

>>74256862
Two from two. Two fucking golden ducks. Get rid of the leeches.

>>74257768
you'll be on in literally 5 minutes

I HAVEN'T SEEN RONCHI SCORE RUNS IN 10 YEARS

>>74257755
i saw adam milne wandering around in front of briscoes in palmy today

Poo Zealand Poo caps

This bowler's pretty cool 2bh
Up there with Rambo.

Execute ALL Worst Ausfailians

Ronchi should kill himself because THAT is what he deserves.

>>74257768
Warm up you cunt

Seriously, though

Ronchi has been TRASH since the world cup

I think I'm starting to hate niggers lads

>Luke Ronchi will die in my lifetime

Feels good lads

>poo peeland on pooicide watch

Who expat here?

>>74257797
Based Hone

>>74257797
Here lad.

FUCK Poo Peeland.

bmac is turning in his manlet sized grave

RSA is still the best cricket team in the world despite quotas and exodus of players and makes me fucking seethe

>>74257797
South African here.
Can't believe NZ are this shit at cricket.
I'm lorfing.

w2c fake student visas

>>74257810

So many of you cunts here

I wonder what Dan Carter is up to tight now.

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He looks like he's eight years old.

>memelinga is still around

>>74257797
Curry here.
Holed up in a Ponsonby church AMA

Were gonna sM.A.S.H the Poolankans with sublime batting from Klinger and a little help from Hawkeye. Maybe even a suprise appearance from Colonel Potter and Hotlips Houlighan

Wow PP is really shitting the bed

>>74257823
watching him bowl the PMs XI the fuck out really brought it home to be honest

Haha, what a joke, where is Shitsprouter, I literally told him this would happen.

>>74257810
How's it going there lad? Got a couple mates in Auckland who love it. Can't wait to join the ranks of the expats.

>>74257807
Stay mad, Suicidelander

>>74257832
They sure are.

T20s are really fickle

Don't rate them at all 2bh

Why does it smell bad all of a sudden?

>>74257836
I was joking, I'm not a saffa.
Fuck off we're full.

who else is listening to the Dark Third to ease the pain?

southGOD

>>74257844
They only have one song right?

The spray and walk away ads are quite racist

Thank you, nz

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>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Crybaby
>Doesn't lift
>Entitled diva
>Terrible singer
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Choke artist
>swing-fearer
>spin-dodger
>receding hairline
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a close finish
>All his hundreds were against Associate-tier attacks
>No heart
>Not a team player
>Worst technique in cricket after Steve "Parkinson's Disease" Smith
>Prefers IPL to tests
>300 ball blockathons sent the audience to sleep
>Failed to take the advice from the great Hashim Amla
>Hasn't won a World Cup
>Hasn't reached a final
>Hasn't led his country to any victory of note
>Hasn't got a clue
>Thinks playing paddle sweeps is cool. It isn't
>Adored by beta morons and underage pooinloos
>Cried after the WC
>Cried after losing in India
>Cried after not becoming captain
>Cried after having to keep wickets
>Cried after South Africa moved on without him
>Cried about the schedule
>Cried about transformation policies
>Became one of the biggest stars in the world, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "captain" in cricket history