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Upcoming events:

2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs schaub
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs schaub
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs schaub
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs schaub
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs schaub
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs schaub
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs schaub
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs schaub 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs schaub
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs sxhaub
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs schaub
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs schaub

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News:

>Ben Askren returns
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/14/14607578/ben-askren-agrees-to-fight-luis-santos-schaub-april-21-in-manila

>Mutante on fight with schaub
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-fight-night-105s-cezar-ferreira-i-can-break-elias-schaub-and-become-elite

>Woodley thinks schaub should try commentating
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/15/14621030/morning-report-tyron-woodley-suggests-schaub-try-commentating-to-clear-head-from-recent-losses

>Lellator fighter gets pimped out by schaub
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQgZ57vjQjl/
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Khabib is actually gonna lose soon

feels bad
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SpergOP is genuinely not right in the head
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Cody is the goat
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>tfw new threads are popping up 20+ posts early and I can't get first post
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Best OP in years,

Love the news. It's the only relevant news.
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>>74239967
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>>74239871
Great OP bro
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This is the real thread
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Schaub is God.

Schaub is good.
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Why isn't Ben Askrem in the UFC?
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>>74240053
Schaub bless my brother
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this thread is real

>>74240064
cause he sucks cock
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How do we save heem?
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>spergOP creates thread with 14 posts and 6 posters

Lmao the guy is SEETHING right now
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What's the best fight on this weekend's card?
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>>74240073
lol his kid looks even fuckin dumber than he is
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>>74240162
Fedor
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>>74240164
>picking on a baby
Not surprised h8ers are this demented.
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Who will be the ufc's next big star?
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What's a king to a Schaub?
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>>74240187

You literally have pictures of another man's child that you post on 4chan. You are sick in the head.
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>>74240162
Taleb vs ponzinibio
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>>74240195
Cody Garbrandt
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>>74240199
is that possible without the use of PEDs?
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>>74240195
Ngannou
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>>74239871
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>>74240195
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TRUTH

BOMBS

https://youtu.be/ErTye4WIgBc
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>>74240261
Be careful guys
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>>74240261
You lost my guy, be quicker next time. We still love you.
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>>74240270
He is out of his mind
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>>74240230
>whenthedicktoballratioisjustright.jpg
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>>74240261
do you really need to be OP this bad?
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Is this thread Cody friendly?
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>>74240261
this is just embarrassing
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>succ at first sight
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>>74239871

You have serious autism
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>>74240286
>>74240299
>>74240281
>>74240281
>>74240270
these are all the same person
inb4 edited screencap
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>>74240261
>I HAVE TO BE OP. please use my thread guys!! please please PLEASE!! I put all this hard work into it, you HAVE to use this OP!!
You are one of the worst fucking posters on this board and one of this generals fucking issues.
I literally cannot fucking stand you and your
webms.
Embarrassing.
Fucking SAD.
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>make thread early to avoid thread wars
>"People" STILL insist on making more threads
How do we stop these spergs?
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>>74240064
>got cut by Bellator while being champion for being boring

Gee i dunno why
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>>74240322
This. But im not sure why. Whats his end game?
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>>74240337
If SpergOP got banned we would at least know if he is ban evading
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>>74240322
all me
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>>74240029
what did he mean by this?
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i think tyron woodley is right, holm should take a year off and work on her brand while relaxing a little. maybe appear on DWTS or celebrity chopped or w/e white women like to do
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>>74240251
who is he calling? quicc rundown on the conversation?
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Fresh
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>>74240337
Ban them, including the fucking SpergOP.
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>>74240355
He's calling Dana White telling him to sign the next big star - Tiger Schaub.
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>>74240355
sup?
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rate this event
Derrick Lewis vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Hector Lombard
Sam Sicilia vs. Gavin Tucker
Elias Theodorou vs. Cezar Ferreira
Sara McMann vs. Gina Mazany
Alessandro Ricci vs. Paul Felder
Nordine Taleb vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio
Carla Esparza vs. Randa Markos
Aiemann Zahabi vs. Reginaldo Vieira
Jack Marshman vs. Thiago Santos
Gerald Meerschaert vs. Ryan Janes
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>>74240322
whatever helps you sleep at night buddy
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what the fuck do you mean you can't get it up Jon?
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Wait why the fuck is "The James Krause"James Krause on TUF?

Does he want that six figure contract that bad?
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>>74240352
>appear on DWTS or celebrity chopped or w/e white women like to do
that would be smart, she chose to face miesha instead of waiting for ronda, she isnt smart
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>>74240401
Maybe she's just an actual competitor and not an attention whore wannabe model, fucking casual
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>>74240401

>she isn't smart

She was beating Miesha and she got unlucky. At least she decided to be a fighting champ. There was no guarantee Ronda was even going to come back.
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>>74240029
After losing to GDR, clearly Blacked is the only option for Holly.
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i love /heem/
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Whens pettis fighting again?
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>>74240355
>WME and the fertittas bow to the bogdanoffs
>control the UFC with an iron, but fair fist
>will sanction the first mma event on mars
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>>74240425
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>>74240199
Macedo needs to go to 115 or something.

She looks super chubby and way undersized for 135.
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>>74240423
fuck off animefag

>>74240424
everyone knew she would bro
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>log into my heem account
>casuals and jihad spergs shitting it up again
>log out
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>>74240457
don't watch anime you fighter and the kid watching casual
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>>74240458
>Username: not required
>Password: not required
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>>74240458
Kek, i forgot I made that
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i like how civil everyone is being just to get this thread going instead of spergy's. narcissistic autists uniting people together in harmony
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>>74240400
>six figure contract
What a fucking joke.

Such a shit prize. I mean what does that even mean? 100k for 20 fights?

Fucking rip off cunts
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>>74240447
is her arm photoshopped?
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>>74240467
>le honor and competition
you sure sound like one. I want the most bang for my cte buck
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>>74240471
>Sense of humor: required
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>>74240482
she's a big girl
keep in mind colin is AT LEAST 6'2
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>>74240471
>he doesn't have a gold account

why do you even bother
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>>74240447
who?
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>>74240486
newfig
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>>74240486
>thinking there was anything funny about that
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I blame Dana for signing CM Punk and drawing hordes of mandrama manchildren to /heem/
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Here it is guys


https://itun.es/us/tsYgQ.c
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>SpergOP on the left
>Adan on the right
>/HEEM/ in the middle
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Delete this thread too you obese wanker
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>>74240532
>uncensored
>literally has tape over his mouth

What did Brendan "The Hybrid" "Big Brown" Schaub mean by this?
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>>74240539
>spergOP literally SEETHING
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>>74240556
trying to hide his weird lips
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>>74240536
wtf I love adan now!
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>>74240539
What's wrong?
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>>74240568
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How does a young and physically fit man such as Jon Jones have dick problems?
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>>74240556
I think he's legit retarded. He said a ufc commentator should be on the mic for the """""potential""""" McGregor vs Mayweather fight.
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Where does /heem/ get their news from?
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>>74240580
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>>74240591
the OP
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>>74240591
The op
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>>74240591
rt.com
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>>74240591
r/mma and Bloody Elbow
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>>74240598
I GOT A BIG DICK JOE
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>>74240591

washington post and cnn
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>>74240580
>>74240598
delete this
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>>74240591
Tfatk current events with chin
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Andrade will heem slav gob in the 2nd
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Is there any counter heem webm's, as in moments where it looks like someone is on the verge of getting knocked out, but then they comeback and end up winning?
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>>74240591
zerohedge
drudgereport
bjpenn
breitbart
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I really hope Sergio Pettis fights again soon
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>>74240624
schaub getting heemed by rothwell comes to mind
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>>74240624
pat barry vs. cheick kogno
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>>74240636
She's laughing at Khabib trying to act tough
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>>74240624
scott smith vs. pete sell
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>>74240624
Kongo-vs-Barry.webm

Leben-vs-Martin.webm
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>>74240536
God I'd fuck the ass off that Pole
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Joe Rogan absolutely BTFO Crowder repeatedly
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Rogan is being an obnoxious cunt lol
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>>74240651
She probably thinks that thing he's wearing is some sort of goofy wig.

I think she needs to be culturally enriched and re-educated.
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>>74240564

>>>/asp/
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Friendly reminder that the Anik&Florian Podcast is /heem/ approved
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>>74240661
>>74240667
are they arguing? like now licking eachother's dick?

>we're friends, i'm just joking


B
A
N
T
E
R

>I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR WEBSITE, YOU FUCK


W
E
W
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>>74240636
Why did Khabib push him and why was Mike Tyson there?
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>>74240591
Astral projection via the telluric currents
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rate my walkout song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbXj2OGXFjI
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NOT*
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Joe's being a cunt because someone doesn't like cannabis
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>>74240690
Theyre literally sports radio. Podcasts are supposed to be chill and comfy.
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>>74240699
Trujillo was acting tough, and Khabib was cranky because he had a bad weight cut and missed weight
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Will Dena Whych give him the shot?
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>>74240712
can't see the vid, gimme a quick rundown
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>>74240793
did piccolo EVER win a fight?
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>>74240747
Schaub pls go
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>>74240821
He did in the Dragon ball regional circuit but couldn't hang with anyone in the top 15 of the UFZ
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>>74240859
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Bisping vs. GSP will be a bit too technical for my taste. They both lack killer instincts, I'm expecting a jab fest, not even ground and pound by GSP since he's so old and rusty now.
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>>74240451
She's a real qt and wouldn't have any bunda at 115
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>>74240896

>More than 2 people can't save the same webm

You have mental problems eh Coral Springs?
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>>74240922
Nah, you literally just changed the filename because you became aware of your blunder.
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>>74240624
lawler manhoef
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>>74240941

I literally didn't. You can check the archives and see me using that same webm with the same name even before that post you moron.

You on the other hand have different filenames to talk to yourself in. You're sad and pathetic.
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>>74240985
I like him.
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>>74240821
he beat doctor gero
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>>74240793
saved

>>74240821
radditz babidi
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>>74240998
I'll fill ur mom up, now beat it bird brains before I beat u
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>>74241001
Thanks. Schaub bless bro.

>>74240985
a h8er is a h8er who h8s

That will always be true. I don't talk to myself. There are a couple Schaub fans and TFATK army here.
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>>74241030

You are sad and pathetic.
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>>74241030
i'm a schaubfanatic
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>>74241036
I for sure disagree.
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>>74241036
At least he's not black lol
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@74241056

Sad and pathetic = (you)
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>>74241058
lel
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FIGHT FAN TEST

NAME 3 (three) CURRENT UFC FIGHTERS
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Say that to my face
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>>74241090
Ray Borg
Lyoto Machida
Timothy Johnson
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Sorry crybabies and bed wetters.
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>>74241111
NOpe never heard of em
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>>74241005
and cell too
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>>74241152
Workshy individuals and malingerers btfo
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How many PPV buys did UFC 208 do?
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Post cro cops ITT
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what went wrong?

www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/15/14628304/holly-holm-officially-appeals-ufc-208-loss-due-to-punches-landed-after-horn
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>>74241206
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>>74241213
LOL just go away Holly
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>>74241213
she sheisshh'd when she should've shusshh'd
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>>74241206
Love his shirt
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>>74241258
i really wish the commission issued that as a statement
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Emelianenko vs Mitrione
Thomson vs Freire
Kongo vs Thompson
Koshcheck vs Alonso
Mayo vs Arteaga
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>>74241288
Fed0r
Freire
Kongo
Koscheck Arteaga
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dude
rick ross
lmao
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>>74241288
Fedor
Thomson
Komgo
Alonso
Mayo
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>>74241288

Mitrione
Thomson
Kongo
Alonso
Arteaga
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>>74241288
>Lellator
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>>74241288
FEDOR VIA BEING FEDOR
KONGO VIA BEING KONGO
ALONSO VIA KOSCHKEK
THOMPSON
ARTEAGA BECAUSE SHE'S CUTE
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>>74241288

Emelianenko
Thomson
Thompson
Alonso
Arteaga
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Fedor is gonna win cause Lellator is fixed
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>>74241288
Mitrione via R1 KO
Thomson via UD
Kongo via UD
Koscheck via UD
Mayo via UD
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>>74241341
Fedor is gonna win because Mitrione is old and weathered and a shit grappler
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>>74241349

>Mitrione is the one who is old

Clueless or casual? Probably both
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Joe Rogan is humiliating this poor guy
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m a r i h u a n a
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boys what happened in the previous thread, the link goes to a different general
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>>74241288
Fedora
Thomson
Kongo
Alonso
Arteaga
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>>74241354
they're both old
mitrione has been beating the shit out of his body as long as fedor has
he'd be waking up feeling like shit everyday if he never fought, just from all the football
lol
SCHAUB AND ROTHWELL SUBBED HIM
he's fucked
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>>74241366
>>74241377
why is Joe yelling at Nick Swardson
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If you're not rooting for Fedor you're not a fan of MMA.
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>>74241446
fuck fedor
>>
lads how much do you think jamie makes off the rogan podcast?
>>
Holy shit this is the most heated JRE in a long time.
>>
>>74241453
$80k/yr
>>
>>74241453
85k/year
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>>74241454
Must be family problems
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>>74241404
>mitrione has been beating the shit out of his body as long as fedor has

No he literally hasn't. Fedor has done MMA 10 years longer than him.

You have no idea what you're saying.
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>it's not fair to bring up sources

wow it's like a /pol/ shitposter trying to have a real argument
>>
>>74241471
meathead played football
>>
>>74241471
mitrione played football since he was a kid lmao

and i'm older than you and i've been watching mma longer than you've been alive so don't reply
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>>74241494
B U T T
L
A
S
T
E
D
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i really dislike listening to people argue. i think it triggers me
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>>74241484

Football =/= MMA
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This is funny desu
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>it's a wrong opinion

>>74241508
I'm just waiting to see if it'll be the first walk out on JRE
>>
>>74241510
lol you didn't even know he played football
and even if you did you're an idiot for thinking that football isn't tremendously hard on your body
the whole fedor is old matt isn't argument is dog shit
>>
>>74241510

"mitrione has been beating the shit out of his body as long as fedor has"
>>
>>74241526
he stupid bud
>>
>>74241537
delete this
>>
>>74241288
Lads should I watch this card or just the main event
>>
>>74241521
>>74241508
who is arguing
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>reminder that ice cream should be ilegal
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>>74241288

EMELIANENKO
THOMSON
THOMPSON
KOSCHECK
ARTEAGA
>>
>>74241537
goof
>>
when is Joe going to heem this cuck
>>
This is so intense holy shit
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>>74241568
Steven Crowder is getting triggered because Jamie googled something without Joe asking and now he's attacking Rogan's character and experience.
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>>74241526

>you le didnt even know he played le football

http://www.nfl.com/player/mattmitrione/2504902/careerstats

9 total games in the NFL. Compared to someone who's been getting punched in the head for 10 years more.

>>74241527
>>74241546
You are one of the dumbest posters on heem adan.
>>
>REEEEEEEE IT'S BULLYING

holy fuck
>>
>>74241594
>yfw Joe gets up and drops Stephen with a spinning kick
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>>74241288
Fedor
Thomson
Kongo
Koscheck
Arteaga
>>
>missed my flight

JUST
>>
AWWW SWEETIE
>>
>>74241609
>You are one of the dumbest posters on heem adan.
I bet I'm a fuck of a lot smarter than you bud lol
>>
>im going to miss my fight because you bullied me
>*continues arguing*
>it's not fair because you have someone to pull up facts that prove me wrong
>jamie: i'll pull up anything you want me to
>i don't want you to
>>
>>74241671
combat jack?
>>
>>74241609
>9 total games in the NFL
Plus 4 years of high school
2 years of D1 college
Endless spring training and practices
>>
joe is a fucking retard
>>
>>74241658

You know nothing about the sport of MMA.
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>>74241658
This. Fuck all h8ers of all shapes and sorts.
>>
>>74241682

Calm down Steven
>>
>YOU WANT A WIN BONUS JUST FINISH THE FUCKING FIGHT
>>
Yo what the fuck is this shit show on JRE? Wtf triggered Steven?
>>
>>74241690
how do you know my name?
>>
>>74241695
he got fact checked
>>
>>74241695
Joe being very condescending and calling Steven "sweetie" "adorable", "dumbfuck"
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>>74241683
Oh really cause I make a lot of money betting on it

>>74241689
schooby bless you my son
>>
>>74241695
dude weed lmao shitposters on twitter tried to say to him that weed cures cancer, apparently
>>
How far back do I have to go to listen to this argument?

I didn't know JRE was on
>>
>>74241707
>cures cancer
lol
>>
>>74241706

Post all the losses. I know you lost huge at UFC 196 lol loser.
>>
>>74241695
>>74241704
He was already triggered, he's just a thin skinned prick who can't handle being wrong or losing an argument
>>
joe would be like this constantly if he couldn't abuse drugs
>>
>>74241729
ok here you go pic related it's all my losses
>>
>>74241707
Have you ever talked to weedclowns, I wouldn't be surprised if they use these arguments
>>
>>74240500
>colin is 6'2"

that's surprising, I always assumed he was a manlet
>>
>>74241759
I've just randomly tuned in, this Steven guy seems triggered af whilst Joe isn't too frustrated and doesn't understand why he's so triggered

What's going on, they seem to dislike each other
>>
>>74241801
Steven forgot he wasn't on 4chan
>>
So Joe is pulling up all these stats from Google, can't you find a stat for literally anything off Google?
>>
>>74241782

You are an idiot who bet on Aldo at UFC 194 too lol
>>
Calling Joe a bully seems a bit ridiculous for what he's doing here, Steven has a pretty big defence net that he seems like he already prepared

I hope they can stay friends even despite this
>>
>>74241681
Realistically, he probably started playing when he was in the 3rd or 4th grade.
>>
>>74241844
I bet I'm a fuck of a lot smarter than you bud lol
>>
>>74240195
I heard ufc is trying to sign teh sun. :)
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>>74241861
You have to do a War Machine or worse to stop being friends with Joe
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>>74240195
Megan Anderson and Mackenzie Dern
>>
/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC FIGHT NIGHT 105

Derrick Lewis vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Hector Lombard
Sam Sicilia vs. Gavin Tucker
Elias Theodorou vs. Cezar Ferreira
Sara McMann vs. Gina Mazany
Alessandro Ricci vs. Paul Felder
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>>74241930
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
McMann
Felder

tfw FN has better cards than PPVs
>>
>>74240591
Gavin mciness, Ben Shapiro and your mother in law
>>
Post your UFC walk out song.
>>
>>74240615
Oh fk ye. Big ds and mystique holly. Wat more do u want u fgt
>>
>>74241874

Lol no you aren't.
>>
>>74241962
>no penis
For what purpose?
>>
>>74241930
its way too early for picks. its a sunday card and we havent even seen weigh ins yet
>>
>>74242020

This loser started taking picks on Saturday
>>
>>74242005
ok then lol
>>
>>74242040

>aldo_checking_for_signs_of_life

lmao
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>>74241874
If you're so smart why do you live in Canada?


>>74242017
Because she's a cute boy (female)
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>>74241962
Makoto in SFV when?
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>>74242121
Not soon enough friend
>>
Rewatching ufc 202 and its hilarious how biased rogan is for nate diaz.

>conor drops nate
>rogan is silent

>nate throws a sloppy combo that gets blocked
>BEAUTIFUL RIGHT HAND BY DIAZ HES HURT BAD HERE MIKE!
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>>74241288
>Fedor
>Thomson
>Kongo
>Alonso
>Arteaga
>>
>>74242243
re-watch Cody vs Cruz

Joe Rogan at his absolute worst. All over Cody's nuts.
>>
>>74240195
Even better question, who gets a red panty night next?
>>
>>74242293
Your mum's pimp
>>
Just lost 30 pounds on online blackjack
>>
>>74241478
watching cerrone try to heem myles jury's hamstrings always makes me smile. jury is my antiboy
>>
>>74242080
>If you're so smart why do you live in Canada?
rural canada is a great place to live lol

>>74242243
the entire sequence of nate "going for the finish" doesn't even seem to be that way if you have the volume off

conor doesn't even seem to be hurt and the sloppy flurries nate throws, like you said, don't land

he's super super biased but hey he does live colour commentary on sporting events
>>
>>74242051
oh no look at all the money i lost on that lmao it's still hilarious even looking back
>>
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>>74242307
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>>74242316
My favorite part is how nonplussed Big John is, he's watching Jury like a coach watching his little league team during garbage time
>>
>>74241213
>>74241258
>>74241253
There is a chance they take a point away and declare the match a draw. There is no timeframe for Cyborg to return to the UFC and the current champ is content to sit on the title and pretend to be injured. This way they can force a second bout.
>>
>>74242340
lmao never noticed that
>>
>>74242333

lol trying to save face loser
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>5'9

What did eddie mean by this?
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>>74242511
save face? over what?

I was funny back then and I'm funny now, I'm a white boy and I'm jacked deal with it
>>
>>74242490
That's how I imagine Aunt Laurie's bedroom looks. Real comfy.
>>
>>74242553

You weren't/aren't funny. Just a loser that's easy to pick on.

You wish you were white. Even your dating profile you have yourself listed as caucasian lol.
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Lads.

I went to the gym today after a long lay-off.

No wonder I was so frustrated with everything, traneing is of vital importance for one's physical and mental health.

Go trane, lads.
>>
>>74242571
oh really I'm not white?
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>>74241206
More Fresh
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whats next for her?
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>>74242584
Is that why you are a pissed off mental manlet all the time?


Just kiddin, pls no bully spain
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>>74242622
probably jef
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>>74242634
Haha, I'm a good mood today, lad. No shitposting tonight.

Just gentle sleep. Sweet heems, goofballs, you rascals.
>>
>>74242597

Nope you're a somali canadian
>>
>>74242622
>>74242639
Do you think she kiyahs while she's getting fucked?
>>
>>74242622
Rematch with Miesha Tate in Ultimate Surrender
>>
>>74242674
skin looks pretty white to me bud

>>74242676
probably not with jef
maybe with yoel
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>>74241288
Fedor Emelianenko
Josh Thomson
Cheick Kongo
Josh Koscheck
Veta Arteaga
>>
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i honestly thought Josh Koscheck retired
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>>74242658
Comfy /heem/ is best /heem/
>>
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>
I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF
>>
>>74242692

You're a light skin nigga who wants to be white lmao
>>
>>74242878
I NEED A MINUTE TO MY SELF!!
>>
lmao what the heck

LAS VEGAS — The cast of The Ultimate Fighter 25: Redemption has some familiar names.

Joe Stevenson, Jesse Taylor, Ramsey Nijem and Eddie Gordon are among cast members on this season of the UFC reality series. Everyone on the show is a former TUF contestant. And one — James Krause — is actually still on the UFC roster.

Also on the cast are Julian Lane, Dhiego Lima, Seth Baczynski, Hayder Hassan, Gilbert Smith, Mehdi Baghdad, Justin Edwards, Tom Gallicchio, and Hector Urbina.

Are they going to have Junie Browning walk on a surprise?
>>
>>74242886
I'm literally pale white lol
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mods are asleep

post fedor
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>>74242894
>Julian Lane
LET ME BANG BRO
LET
ME
BANG
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kookie
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>>74242950

will lose to claudia
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>>74242900
no post babes
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QDnLxmbJY4

Fedor isn't lookin too bad
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>>74241594
why what happened
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what motivates you /heem/?
>>
>>74243025
He criticized legal weed.
>>
>>74243046
good
>>
>>74243055
but bro look at all these case studies

jamie pull that up
>>
>>74243046
why would someone have problem with legal weed i cant wait for it to become legal worldwide i envy u amercunts
>>
>>74243028
Cute anime girls
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUkDMMaJsg0

>yfw nick tests positive for silver
>>
Why is Poirier trying to get a fight with Nate. He'd get lit up
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>>74243139
>>
>>74243166
He knows he won't get it, but it puts his name out there for 5 minutes + $$$ (if it ever happens, but it never will).
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>>74241930
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreiera
McMann
Ricci
>>
>>74243139
I really want to see Dan Quinn and Alex Jones fight
>>
>>74243182
>>74243166

I wonder what Nate will end up fighting for next

if he ever fights again
>>
>>74243224
He was offered Alvarez, after tasting the Goobs money it seems he won't fight for less than a few million but there's no way he's getting that
>>
Callen is cool, Schlob is unbearable
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>>74243249
he won't get anywhere near that

goob literally changed his bum life
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>>74241930
Browne
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
Mcmann
Felder
>>
as shit as it was, i regret not going to ufc 208. i live 20 mins from the barclays and it was $100 for decent seats. i'll probably never go to a ufc event now
>>
>>74243253
Callen is cool but he pushes his gimmick a little too much sometimes but I prefer that over him just bending over and agreeing with whoever he's talking to
>>
>>74243314
brendan gahhdouche Schlob, every time
>>
>>74243306
You really regret it though? Imagine paying $100 for decision after decision
>>
Rogan, Alex, and Jamie are cool, Eddie is unbearable.
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>>74243287
>goob literally changed his bum life

And goob after testing that couple of mill, wants Floyd to change his
>>
>>74243330
Eddie is the only reason their podcasts are fun and not bland.
>>
>>74243328
yeah. the fights dont really matter after the fact. ive been to a ton of nets games and i dont give one single shit about basketball but the experience of being in the arena is great so if it was mma which i actually care about im sure i would have enjoyed it but i based my decision of how shit i knew the card would be and i was right but man, it would have been nice to go
>>
>>74243046
Weed is illegal in Japan, and Pride FC was amazing.
>>
>>74243333

I don't goobys life counts as a bum life but it's a similar situation
>>
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>>74243358
>>
>next Invicta show isn't until March 25th

What the frig
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Yeah I don't think Conor is gonna be in a mma fight any time soon.
>>
>>74243466
could lorenzo heem conor?
>>
>>74243456
>random animu image
dont ever (you) me ever again
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*unzips your pants*
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>>74243503
>>
>>74243492
Dee is pregnant with Lorenzo's child, so he can do whateva da fook he woonts
>>
>>74241152
>Oh noes I can't afford $10 a month to study my opponent

Not going to make it
>>
>>74243609
>no slow mo
Yeah nice one mate
>>
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>>74243609
>not realizing the limitations of fight pass
>>
>>74243510
Woah!
>>
A little birdy told me Bisping's next title defense will be against GSP.
>>
>>74243510
imagine DC had long hair
>>
>>74243670

>fight retiree to avoid fight you'll definitely lose
>still lose
>>
>>74243306
>i'll probably never go to a ufc event now
Not with that attitude. Save some money and go to vegas for a card.
>>
>>74243466
Damn I wonder if he asked for Lorenzo's blessing and if Lorenzo gave it to him.
>>
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>ywn be a terrible football player, mediocre mma fighter, and miserable competitive eater, then volunteer to be killed by Fedor on television.
>>
all the GOATs were on steroids except for conor
>>
>>74243492
Easily. Lorenzo is undefeated.
As an aside, holy dooly did the Fertittas pick the perfect time to sell the UFC or what?
>>
Just lost 35 pounds on online blackjack

Fuck lads how do I win this back?
>>
>>74243873
and i wish all the current top fighters were on steroids because it makes fighting better
>>
>>74243880
whats a pound? like a dollar or a quarter?
>>
>>74240602

Perhaps the most TRT in one photo. Ever.
>>
>>74243880
Bet you account on Felder
>>
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>>74243873
>Conor is natty
>Conor is amongst the goats
casuals these days....
>>
>>74243887
Dollar
I'm broke as well, no job


>>74243894
I have 5 on him
>>
>>74243873
>goes from 34ng/mL test out of camp to 5ng/mL test in camp
>not roided to the gills
>>
>>74243873
Let us divide the history of Ultimate Fighting into 5 year eras
>'93 to '98
>'98 to '03
>'03 to '08
>'08 to '13
>'13 to '18*
Who is the GOAT for each era?

*let's be honest, with the way things are going, nothing GOAT-y is going to happen in the next two years
>>
>>74243887

more like $2
>>
>>74243880
D O U B L E D O W N
>>
>>74243910
>broke with no job
>online betting
you deserve to be poor
>>
>>74243762
No doubt, which puts Dana and Ari in an interesting position doesn't it.
>>
>>74243926
It's a serious addiction sweetie
>>
>>74243913
>this fag thinking anyone understands/cares again
>>
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>>74243936
have you tried stopping?
>>
>>74243915
>93 to '98
Royce Gracie
>'98 to '03
Wanderlei Silva
>'03 to '08
Matt Hughes
>'08 to '13
Anderson Silva
>'13 to '18*
Jon Jones
>>
>>74240195
GSP

cap it
>>
>>74240388
>Travis Browne
>Johny Hendricks

two complete sad sacks at the top of the card, so...it a shit.
>>
>>74240388
Better than 208
>>
>>74240451
>super chubby
wtf?
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>>74243978
That's why we got Fedor vs Mitrione this weekend as well
>>
>>74244013
why do you keep posting these?
>>
>>74244020
You don't like Cro Cop or pride era shenanigans?
>>
>>74244013
That's kind of fucked up
>>
Is Edmond literally our guy?

He's literally a hack with the MMA knowledge of your average fight fan. He owns a gym and has reputable fighters, but probably never tries to actually train them because their natural gifts and previous training carry them. Despite this, he is like a cult leader and his fighters never leave him. He probably has sniffed Ronda's panties. He's living the dream and making millions.
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>>74244053
>He probably has sniffed Ronda's panties
DELETE THIS!
>>
>>74244075
DELET DIS
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>>74244053
hen moo ment
>>
>>74244053
strangest thing is that his own skills are at least semi-legit.
>>
>>74244053
I would be extremely surprised if edmond has never sniffed them desu.
>>
>>74244142
As a Boxer? Yes

As an MMA fighter? No

That's why you see his fighters boxing improve (Albeit by tiny amounts) but stagnate in other areas
>>
>>74244100
This is what it would look like if Anderson silva fought himself
>>
>>74244180
i don't think his boxing is legit, his muay thai is. as far as boxing goes vic darchinyan got destroyed after joining him and so did another lower ranked boxer whose name i forget. he's just not a good coach.
>>
>>74243873

Magiga is nowhere near any "GOAT" list
>>
>>74244053
I'd rather sniff Mieshas tbqh
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>>74244264
go ahead and give me the list of fighters from any time in history that would be favorites against giga @FW/LW with USADA testing
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>>74244289

Magiga is nowhere near any "GOAT" list.
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>>74244297
im waiting
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>>74244300
Magiga is nowhere near any "GOAT" list
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>>74244315
im waiting
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Will Conor beat Mayweather?
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>>74244326
having the fight is the only way to find out
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>>74244289
Khbabib
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>>74244379
Conor McGregor -115 -111
Khabib Nurmagomedov -115 -111

you're so adorable, try again sweety
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Where does Souza go from here?

Why don't they make a 180 pound belt and have him and Maia fight for it or something
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>>74244394
Kebab's going to fucking roast him
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>>74240582
Cocaine abuse
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>>74244326

I'm more interested in seeing 100 Brock Lesnars vs. 10 Silverback Gorillas than I am that "fight"

Floyd automatically loses if he agrees to fight him cause he's literally giving a guy who's insulting him a bigger payday than he would ever get in MMA.
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>>74244398
jacare is a faggot. he should have stood and banged with boetsch but he was skurred and used cheap grapple moves like a pussy.
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>>74244419
"Cocaine"
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>>74244421
100 lesnars vs 10 gorillas would do 4m ppv sales easy
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>>74244443
Do the lesnars get melee weapons?
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>>74244289
Prime Matt Hughes and GSP would turn Conor into chopped meat
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>>74240821
what weight class was Piccolo?
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>>74244491
Only if you grant the gorillas the ability to organize and work together
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>>74244631
Height
7'5" (226 cm) "adult"[3]
Weight
255 lbs (115,5 kg) "adult"[3]


VS NGANNOU WHEN
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>>74244650
Only if there's no usada
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>>74244652
That's not even counting the weight cut. Piccolo could probably fight in LHW. Shit, with his ability to regrow limbs he could just weigh in as a torso for Flyweight and then regenerate on fight night.
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Hey Jamie could you put up that footage from the Browne and Brandon fight...there we go okay good, first of all

>Oh for sure 100% man I was tagging him with some nice leg kicks

Listen man *brings microphone close to his mouth*

You looked just really stiff out there, stiff as a board, you can see how good Travis was compared to you, he has nice good clean boxing, good movement, you looked like you'd never hit pads in your entire life, you were literally a heavybag with eyeballs out there, chin up in the air, awkward footwork and the worst head movement I've ever seen since Tecia Torres vs. Paige Vanzant.

Realistically I can't see you beating any of the guys who fight in Bellator, WSOF, Rizin, how do you think you'd do in a straight up jiu jitsu fight against Gabi Garcia?

>Oh for sure I think you'd be surprised

Really you think so? I think you'd be surprised, I think she'd mess you up. There's a whole bridge between you and a guy who just walked into a gym for the first time, are you comfortable with knowing how horrible you are as a fighter? are you okay with being KO'd in your next 10 fights? Cause it could very well happen.

I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm telling you as a friend you're not a good fighter at all, he flattened you out and completely dominated you, you looked unimaginably stiff weren't prepared at all, your movement was atrocious, I worry about your commitment to anything fight related.
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>>74242622
sitting on my face
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>>74244708
"It was never an honor to call any of your fights, now get the fuck out of my studio"
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Name one(1) UFC fighter that isn't on steroids
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>>74244736
CM Punk
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>>74244736
roy nelson
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>>74244736
Cyborg
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>>74244736
I think Cyborg is not on steroids and she just took tainted dick pills, also:
> Claudia Gadhela
> Jessica Andrade
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>>74244746
ironically she isn't
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>>74244736
Sam Alvey
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>>74244762
Does Alvey have the hottest wife on the UFC roster?
> Won TV show
> Supermodel
> Short hair (+10 hotness)
> nice face structure
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>>74244762
>about to fight for the 6th time in a year, with enough time to fit in a 7th
Yeah, sure
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>>74244736
Alexander Gustafsson
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Bellator has embeddeds?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gtoWQKFqcM
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>>74244778
they also have their fight catalog for free
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>>74244683
>beeg's giant hog
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>>74244766
I have a hard time finding a picture of her that I find attractive. I'm neither into short hair or small faces.

Definitely not saying she looks bad though; well done to Sam for marrying her.
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>>74244736
Khabib Nurmagomedov
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this seems like such a simple move to do in the clinch, why don't more fighters do it ?
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>>74244778
fedor is honestly just an adorable man

who is the chechen looking dwarf with him?
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>>74244829
you can only do it if the guy is lazy with his underhooks

literally all glover has to do is put his elbow in jones armpit
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>>74240164
Shut the fuck up goof the kid is not to be blamed for his father being awful fighter.
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>>74244668
this is a really good point. piccolo could be an 8 division champ easily
>>
https://soundcloud.com/siriusxmrush/john-mccarthy-on-how-germaine-de-randamies-shots-to-holly-holm-post-bell-should-have-been-handled

tl;dr: GDR dindu nuffin'. She a good girl, she tryin' to get her division together, she won the championship.
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>>74244939
>skype interviews

pass
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>>74244944
Long and short of it is that GDR didn't break any rules, Anderson fucked up and wasn't in position to separate the fighters, but if GDR had thrown a punch around the ref she would have committed a foul and he would have taken a point.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwb_fJDyRnQ
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>>74244961
i swear i remember her throwing the first one when he was between them
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>>74244966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZBjLMUbP4

From 16 seconds. He gets his hand in a millisecond before the right lands.
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>>74244977
u rite

Guess I was too caught up watching it live and it seemed way worse than it really was.
>>
>>74244982
Rogan didn't help. I'm honestly more upset that one of the judges gave Holm round 2 than anything else.
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>>74244668
kek
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>>74240029
>her hand on his
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>>74240029
tfw JJ will never hold you like that
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>leave frankie to me
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>>74245066
>one life roll the dice

what did he mean by this?
>>
>>74244767
have you seen his fights? its either he gets a knockout and he doesn't take much damage or its a decision where not much happens
>>
would you have stopped edgar maynard? That shit would 100% be stoppped in current year
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>>74245115
Take chances because you have a finite amount of time on earth
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>>74245066
I unironically would watch Frankie vs. Gray IV at 145
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>>74245115
He's essentially saying YOLO
>>
>>74245164
>>74245178

isn't that a good reason to be cautious?
>>
>>74244848
apparently his name is дeниc кypилoв, Denis KURILOV, but he looks like a mini Arlovski
>>
>>74245126
I would have stopped it while it was happening. Thankfully it wasn't stopped though. Same with Kongo/Barry
>>
>>74245183
If you're a pussy, yeah.
>>
>>74245183
I mean you shouldn't drive drunk or raw dog a thai hooker

But you shouldn't let things get in the way of your aspirations
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*blocks path*
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>>74245192
>>74245194
but it says 'roll the dice' as in leave things to chance. that doesn't seem like a good way to go about doing things.
>>
>>74245209
If you're happy living in a cubicle I guess
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>>74245209
wgaf
This anon, >>74245194 said it well
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*blocks post*
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>>74245203
4 goofs a day god dammit
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>>74245227
What went wrong in this person's life?
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>>74245215
>>74245221
what do cubicles have to do with anything? i'm not saying never do anything fun or never take risks, 'roll the dice,' as a motto, just seem to be foolish words to live life by.
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>>74245245
If you don't get it you don't get it. Maybe take some middle school english lit classes idk
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>>74245243
He left humanity behind.
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>>74245227
>tfw when Piana is cutting to 265
>tfw Piana will heem Ngannou, Werdum, Cain, Stipe in that order.
Rich Bless
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>>74245226
if you don't unblock my post i'll sic killer here on you!~
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>>74245253
This.
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>>74245252
>Maybe take some middle school english lit classes idk
what did she mean by this?
>>
>>74245245
>'roll the dice,' as a motto, just seem to be foolish words to live life by.
Maybe, maybe not. It's saying to take chances. If you want to do something, and say you're unsure of, you're never going to truly know until you 'roll the dice'. Like I said, it's like saying YOLO. You have one life, so roll the dice.
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>>74239934
best tattoos I have ever seen
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Who do you think will be next superstar in the UFC? Superstar as in Jon Jones (at his peak), GSP, Conor, Ronda, you get the picture.
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>>74245287
yeah but everything has an opportunity cost so not rolling the dice is actually rolling the dice as well, rendering the phrase meaningless.
>>
>>74245300
Mirsad Bektic. My Favorite prospect at 145 and probably in General.
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>>74245301
Well, not necessarily, but it's okay if you choose to believe that.
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>>74245312
you don't choose to believe things. you just believe things and the only evidence of your belief is what you do. you can say you believe anything, it's never accurate and often nonsense.

p.s. i don't believe what is written above
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>>74245308
He really is a munster, hope his knees can stay intact. He's definitely gonna be fan-favorite in the future
>>
>>74245338
I believe he has a fight soon, no?
>>
Rich Piana Vs Brendan Schaub would do pretty good numbers.

2 silverback gorillas throwing down in a cage. I'd love to see how Rich does in the octagon. Imagine those biceps constricting around your neck.
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>>74245355
They need to do an all heavyweight season of TUF again and Piana on the show.
Would boost falling ratings.
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>>74245349
DAMAGED Elkins at 209
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>>74245300
Doo Ho Choi is surprisingly popular before he fought Cub, and that fight elevated him even more. I think he could be a superstar.

If Cody gets past Dillashit then he will be a mega star as well.
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>>74245387
What the fuck LMAO
>>
>>74245387
Jerusalem Christmas thats one of the worst tattoos I've ever seen
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>>74245387
that's upsetting
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>>74245401
>the state of my phones auto correct
I meant jesus christ
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>>74245368
I haven't watched TUF since Jones vs Chael,

If Rich Piana were on TUF I would definitely watch again. I can't be alone here. I'm sure some hardcore fans would get back into TUF. Rich has been selling merch at mma shows since the affliction and tapout days.
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>>74245387
haha
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>>74245411
jerusalem christmas! is a great interjectory expletive. i'm gonna start using it
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>>74245433
this
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ANOTHER ONE
>>74245444
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>>74245387
I can't believe what I'm seeing
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