what did ozil mean by this?

>>74237543
Auditioning for Bayern next season

Playing exactly like Messi
Next Ballon d'Or

>>74237543
the typical turkish work mentality

this is why most of them never make it out of the ghettos over here

>>74237543
>playing like that at 0-0

fucking trash honestly

he's supposed to cut the line of pass for #14, can't be faulted for the goal at all

casting the invisibility spell causes him to slow down by 80% for 5 seconds

Robben wasn't his man, his man was Alonso. It is Coquelin's fault for stupidly going outside instead of inside and giving Robben space to shoot.

>>74238853
kek

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>>74238853
how come germans come up with shit like that all the time

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>>74238853

He really would like to do that move himself so he's watching closely.

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>>74238853
Fucking germans every time

>>74238853
Kek

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Some Kanacken insist he is one of the best players in the world. I often have to hear them saying this.

I guess we will just never understand the art of Turkish football.

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>>74238989
Our humour is on another level.

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>>74238853

Literally why is he even in the starting squad anymore? Laziest player.

>>74238853
is he invoker

>>74238853
lül

>>74238853
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

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>>74239144
their humour is so autistic it occasionally breaks into the genre-shattering hilarious

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>>74237543
are you guys slow or just memeing?

he was marking number 14

there were 3 arsenal players closer to robben

>>74238853
that's really not that funny.
the responses just go to show the crossboarding nature of this website

fuck off v/edditors with your shitty gaming references quirky xD

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>>74238853
Oh I'm laffin

>>74239301
let's hear your effort then boris

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>>74238853
good one

>>74239301
what would make you post this? You see a bunch of people coming together and laughing at a simple joke and your first instinct is to instantly shit on everyone's good time? You must be truly on another level of autism

>>74239394
>be funny!

autismus

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>>74239438
avada kedavra! lol


le invisibility spe

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>>74238853
Enzo approves

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>>74239235
this is classical british humour tbqhwym8

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>>74238853

Is this a harry potter "joke" or something?

>>74237543
Ozil bought a platinum arsenal membership, this membership allows you to wear the arsenal kit and to spectate games on the pitch.

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>>74237543
>tfw to smart to run

>>74237543

>Asking for 240K a week

>>74238885

There is no excuse for not going after Robben, he is literally a few steps away from Ozil. I've seen some crazy ass shit back in my time, but this unseemly

>>74238819
At least he made it

>>74237543
He was "marking" Alonso

>>74238853
I don't get it

Non meme answer is that he didn't want to decommit from marking Xabi Alonso

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>>74242312
this man is in the club and cuts inside to slap your gf's ass, what do you do?

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>>74238853

Well played

>>74241449
In some video games. Invisibility buff cause reduction in movement speed

I'm more interested in why Coquelin let Robben cut inside

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>>74238885

>>74244120
mark xabi alonso

>>74238853
what game/thing is this a reference to

>>74238885
you honestly think it's better for him to stay close to alonso in that situation?

>>74248056
Football foesn't work like that. Players should just mark their man and just play football instead of worrying about tactics.

>>74248291

Sounds like some bullshit you'd here down at a GAA club

>>74238853
Based Hans

>>74237543
>11 minutes into the match
lmao

>>74237543
check still cashed after the game

>>74248311
Sounds like you belong in a GAY club along with all of the 'muh trequartista' backseat managers on /sp/

>>74239459

a lack of humour is indicative of some amount of autism anon you should get it checked out

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>>74237543
Özil looks so comfy jogging like that.

>>74239301
>/v/

/tg/ famalamazoid

>>74239073
>the art of Turkish football.
he learnt how to play in Germany. he plays for Germany. He is basically German.
but he swears in Turkish during matches. that has to be counted right?

>>74253350
He says his feeling for the ball is turkish
Overall he is probably even a bigger turkaboo than the almancis who chose to play for Turkey
Though they say his turkish is atrocious

>>74253459
>He says his feeling for the ball is turkish
oh, yeah. it is hard to supress that.

>Though they say his turkish is atrocious
never heard of him speaking. but lip reading when he got fouled is very entertaining.

>>74248526
You sound dense as fuck

>>74248277
If Coquelin defends like any competent defender should in that situation, yes. Instead, for some bizarrely stupid reason, Coquelin gives Robben space to cut inside despite Robben's play being so predictable it's literally a meme. This isn't your local Sunday league, it's the fucking Champions League, you expect your defenders to have done their homework and actually cover the space their supposed to. Even moreso when Gibbs and Iwobi are in a position to cover down the line.

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>>74238853

wew lads

if he always cuts inside then why don't the defenders just stay inside?

>>74238735
why would bayern want a lazy, overrated, greedy turk in their team?

they don't even play with a 10, haven't for years

>>74238853
We've got Ozil...
Mesut Ozil...
I just don't think you understand.
He's Arsene Wegner's man,
He's better than Zidane,
We've got Mesut Ozil....

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>>74238853
cheeky cunt may god fuck the sky on you

>>74238819
he has that typical german tradition of losing

>>74239035
>Fucking germans every time

germans being funny? every time? wut?

>>74238853
Top kek. Nice one, Hans.

>>74248056
fafggot

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>>74238853
HOW DOES HE DO IT

>>74238853
AKARIIIII! HAI!

>>74262635
Rich coming from serial chokers.

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>>74238853
put me in le screencap guise

>>74238853
I don't get it