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/bundes/liga - for the fans of the BUNDES

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Bayern vs Arsenal edition
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First for benis

Mia San Mia
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COYG!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdGuPaO_Foo
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>>74235520
JAYSUS CHRIST
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shit op
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>>74235584
What's KC?
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>>74235630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7RRLC5slLo
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>>74235342

>implying a shareholder

go choke on some bull dick
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>>74235672
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>lewashit
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>Customers can't handle the fact that the FCB is the most despised club in germany
wew
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>>74235467
We all support the good Bavarian good guys r-right?
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>>74235815
1860 aren't playing tonight
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Bayern are out of the CL.
Hopefully the contract with Nagelsmann has been signed already.
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>>74235815
lel
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I think we should listen to offers for Alaba this summer.
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>>74236006
>we
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wut?
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>>74236090
It's was commercial on Fox Sports btw.
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Is it worth changing from a british stream to the zdf version?
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>>74236243
no
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>>74236243
the ÖRR streams are shit most of the time.
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TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI TONI
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kek he can't get away with everything

fucking REF

GET FUCKED
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>Draxler scores yesterday
>Kroos scores today
Why are other nations so shit at football?
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:'(
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dafuq is wrong with arsenal?! It's not like bayern is some übermanschaft anymore, but arse still defend like some 3. tier team.
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FUCKING FUCK
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it's a "both games are absolute fucking blow outs" episode
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>>74236647
>>74236812
UUUUGH
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SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN
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fuck arsenal desu
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>>74235520
based mia san mia lady gave bayern the win
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"premier"
nothing better than seeing some thick german cock pound arsenal
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>>74237121
>The absolute state of the defending

About as bad as Barcelona yesterday...
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>>74237121
>dat defending
it was usmnt tier
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>play the worst bayern team in years
>still get btfo
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>no Buli matchday or Dortmund game
>/bundes/ is dead
really makes you think
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just how irrelevant is the ""premier"" league??
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>content and happy fanbase doesn't feel the need to shitpost in order to deflect attention from their team's performances

Hmm I wonder why the threads are always so busy when Dortmund are playing?
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>>74237666
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>>74237671
not irrelevant at all. Leiscester are winning the CL
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>>74237433

dortmund is the trump of bundes. you either really love him or really hate him. thus there is always the most to talk about.
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>>74237701
hehe ur right thanks for the reminder

almost forgot
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>>74237710
alexis goal incoming
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>>74237680
but bayern and dortmund fans are shitting up the threads constantly if the other team loses. fuck them desu.
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>>74235520
SAUCE?
A
U
C
E
?
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>>74235520
I wanna suck on on titties.
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>>74237710
yeah it's kinda strange, because in real life it's quite the opposite and bayern is way more contoversial.
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A dortmund Bayern final would be ebin

>>74237773
Dana Benn or something like that. Spoiler: that photo is from like 2003
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Yasssss
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>>74237671
we're in no postion to talk. The Buli in the year 2017 is basically one and a half competitive clubs with a bottomless pit full of feeder clubs.
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>mfw arsenal so shit even muller can score

is a shame b/c I like wenger
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game over
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Missed the error
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>>74237833

thats true. but here things are different, anyways. take leipzig for example. it is loved as the anti-reddit club here while in meat space everyone hates it.

>>74237859

>A dortmund Bayern final

this could honestly happen with a bit of luck and it would certainly be the most intense one. stadium filled with 100k people, scandals outside the stadium, hooligans, lawsuits after the game etc.
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>leaving the game early
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>>74238078
thanks for the gifs, i watched on fullscreen
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>supa bayern supa bayer, hey xD hey XD
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>arsenal are constantly complaining about "muh fixed draws"
>finally face a beatable bayern side
>still lose
is there a more beta club out there? I don't think so.
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>>74238263
I tried to klick this picture to make the gif play. I think I should go to bed now.
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>>74237680
>content and happy fanbase doesn't feel the need to shitpost in order to deflect attention from their team's performances
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>eplel
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>>74235316
at least you had the cajones to ask her. proud of u <3
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>>74238358
NO!
DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!
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Is Lewandowski a sperm donor?


asking for a friend
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>people making fun of the EPL
>meanwhile the Buli gets fucked by one team up, down and sideways year after year
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>>74238480
i snickered. good night
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>>74238716
good night
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CUSTOMERS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
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not only customers
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>>74238922
Customers right now
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>the canadian/croatian customer came out of the woodwork again
ugh
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Why can't we just disincorporate Bayern and Dortmund into a UEFA super league?
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>>74239062
You forgot about based Rasenball !


By the way, finding his way around the prohibition of calling his team Red Bull by essentially inventing the term "lawn ball" is super ebin.
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>>74239003
good to see you still love me hans
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>>74239062
why would you do that?
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Lechesthair vs YuropGoat

I should forcefully with all my power quit GEZ
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>>74239185
because the world, i.e. the bundesliga, would be a happier place then
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>>74239275
I disagree
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>>74239319
to each his own
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Can't wait for comfy BuLi to start again.
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>>74239448
Mainz - Augsburg on Friday

UGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

UHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>74239494
I feel like that was the Friday match last week too.
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>>74239494
I'm not here on friday anyway.
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>>74239531
Hm. It's Augsburg - Leverkusen on Friday then

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wont watch 2bh
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>>74239531
yeah

>>74239548
>neverkusen
nice
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>>74239548
uuuhhhhh that could get quite tricky for neverkusen once again.
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>>74239630
excellent post
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>>74239641
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>>74239657
wow
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...
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indeed
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>>74239548
Based Dominik Kohr will have the game of his life and show Leverkusen that they were wrong for letting him go.
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night
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>>74240188
nice dubs, good night, sleep tight.
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>>74240188
bye
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night
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Is this /cric/?
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>>74243302
No this is /rug/. Next game on Sunday away versus Georgia, tough spell after the upset victory against Romania.
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Bayern fans will wake up happy today
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>>74235520
>tfw the fattyposting cancer has spread
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>>74236090

Joe Biden looking pretty good post VP desu senpai
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>>74245038
This is >thicc<, not fat

you ignorant
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>>74245141
t. speckfalten-diving fattyposter
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SIEG HEIL!
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hello fans of the bundes. yet another beautiful day. i wish you all a great day
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>>74235467
GOOOOOD MORNING
>woke up with a huge boner and a big grin on my face
>feels good to be Bavarian masterrace desu
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>>74245623
Same to you
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>>74245869
Don't get too cocky, defeating Arsenal was no great accomplishment.

Congrats on your engorged German sausage tho m8.
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After years of being nothing but domestiques, we suddenly have loads of young Danish riders winning senior races. Feels fantastic.
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https://www.nhl.com/news/bruins-new-coach-bruce-cassidy-looks-to-restart-team/c-286576948
http://www.espn.com/blog/nhl/post/_/id/43390/debate-could-revenge-be-why-claude-julien-took-the-canadiens-job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW_THRvNmHA
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>>74246390
wrong thread
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>>74246390
really makes you think
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>>74245623
thx u too
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BMG v Fiorentina is one for the purists
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Who /mönchengladbach/ here?

>>74245038
U r literally gay
>>74245869
I had a wet dream. I'm 23. Kek
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>>74246558
>FK Krasnodar - Fenerbahçe Istanbul
>Olympiakos Piräus - Osmanlıspor FK
>Hapoel Be'er Sheva - Beşiktaş Istanbul
>Legia Warschau - Ajax Amsterdam

will we see any chimpouts during one of these matches?
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>>74246586
Olympiakos Piräus vs. Osmanlıspor FK is probably the most likely
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>>74246595
I agree
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>>74246595
Nah mate. Smart money is always on the russians.
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>>74246586
see here
>>74245719
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Do you rate Patrick Herrmann?

Also have any of you ever had a teacher Herr Herrmann?
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cant wait for schalke
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eating currywurst pommes RIGHT NOW

>>74246900
yes
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>>74246899
i rated him like 1-2 seasons ago

but somehow he wasn't allowed to play anymore
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goooooooooood morning
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>>74246922
YOU MEAN TIGHT NOW?
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>>74246972
yes

as in already gone
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>>74246967
ESTILERA ESSA BERMA DA QUICK EM MANO BÓ FAZÊ UM ROLO
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>>74246993
wew
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>>74246995
yes hello, good games yesterday

want some churras lad?
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>>74247012
pior que eu tenho uma churrasqueira igualzinha à essa, é boa pra caralho
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>>74246967
hehe
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http://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-arika-sato-s-nipple-5zdqsl4/answers/new.html
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>>74245869
>tfw prussian with a 20cm microdick
>all my prussian friend make fun of my little weenie
>only way to ever satisfy a woman is to move to Bavaria and fuck all those cock starved dirndls
>but my pathetic manhood will never be sufficient for a pure baltic prussian beauty
>may as well end it here and now
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>>74246967
>boys sitting with boys
>girls sitting with girls
I thought Huezil was a bit more open.
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FC Kobenhavn are playing against Ludogorets tonight
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>>74247121
>not even Max Planck or Silberadler

besides, is this how many you take for a footjob?
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>>74247121
THIS IS NOT RELATED TO /BUNDES/
GTFO DENMARK
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>>74247576
>future Bundes player Ludwig Augustinsson is not /bundes/ related
'okay'
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>>74247622
>literally who

Will he be an impact player
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>>74247667
she's pretty good
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>>74247667
One of the best LBs in Europe.
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>>74247730
you wish
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Türkyiemspor Türkyiemspor
Galatasaray
Fenerbahce Istanbul
Wir hassen die Türkei!
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very good post

i agree
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Any bayernbro can redpill me on Vidal yesterday Match?
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hello i am here now
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Yes. """""" great""""""""
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>>74248068
he played very well
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>>74248238
lahm is a beast
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Based Denmark btfoing herman
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>denmark BTFOing anyone
things that never happened
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Me brother will be in Berlin for 1 (one) day. What should he do whilst there?
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>>74248103
Hi
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>>74248759
>1 day
what's the point?
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>>74248759
who dat?
more pls
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>>74248773
Better than zero days. He isn't much of a night life guy so are there any pretty cool tourist destinations that aren't Brandenburg tor/reichstag/mauer etc.
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>>74248780
Unfortunately the photo is shopped, however her actual ass is still a legit 10/10
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>>74248791
was gonna suggest taking this walk, before i read

>aren't Brandenburg tor/reichstag/mauer

but there's still lots of museums/churches worth visiting on that walk
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>>74248791
no

tell him to look out for dog shit

it's literally everywhere
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>>74248835
The only the only reason why I excluded those was because he is planning on seeing them silly. This walk will take him through all those sights?
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>>74248895
>This walk will take him through all those sights?
yes

pic related is an alternative walk taking him to:
potsdamer platz
checkpoint charlie
jewish museum
museum of technology
viktoriapark
tempelhof airport
bergmannstr
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>>74248910
Thanks dude. I appreciate it.
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>>74248833
except it s not
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Has he lost his job?
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>>74248940
Was gonna post a 3rd walk, but apparently my isp or IP range has been blocked
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>>74249034
He has been a pundit on Dutch TV for ages. Meme coach.
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test
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okay

i've just combined both walk into one. which i think would be the best and should be doable.

central station
chancellery building
reichstag
brandenburg gate
potsdamer platz
museum of technology
viktoriapark
tempelhof airport
bergmannstr
jewish museum
checkpoint charlie
gendarmenmarkt
museum island
hackescher markt

(all walks start and end at a public transport station btw)
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>>74249097
Looks like a fractured dick
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>>74249121
so does yer mum
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Bittencourt out for six weeks.
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>>74249189
good
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>>74249097
I'll send these to him and if he is able to go on one of these walks I'll let you know what he thinks. Thanks again
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Come on Borussia!!!
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>>74249319
no problem
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>>74249189
again?
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Thorgen Hazard is good
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i thought his name was tolgan
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Dat fukken goal

Dare I say goal of the year?
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Timmy Chandler is shit
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>watching uefa cup
lamoing at ur "life" atm desu
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Pity buyern will get to the next round

Football without german teams would be so beautiful.
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>>74249867
I'm not sooo...
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>>74249867
what else is there to do?
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@74249867
>posts in /bundes/
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>>74249995
Smoke weed xDDDD
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i smoke weed AND watch EL

u mad??
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>>74250035
*tips baseball cap*
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Darmstadt are gonna make it bros

>>74250035
i remember smoking hash mixed with tobacco in germany, really intense for someone who never smoked cigs
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Herrmann has been awful.
>>74250075
>that picture
Kek
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>>74250075
you should never smoke tobacco anyway
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>>74250106
agreed, the taste and smell is terrible but when i was there (years ago) i was told everyone smoked hash/tobacco because weed was rare.
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>>74250159
ugh

alot of people here are plebs when it comes to smoking anything. do not listen
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>he doesn't vape

LMAO
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>>74250184
THIS. Only true anons vape
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>>74250184
vape as in mouthfedora or vape as in vaporizing your weed like a true king?
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where is everybody
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>>74250353
>DUDE WEED LMAO

you need to be 18 to use this website
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>>74250356
Getting ready to see >Schalke on >Sport1
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>hazard
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>>74250356
waiting for the next dortmund game
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>>74250425
oh
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>>74250356
>schalke hasnt started yet and im off showering before the game
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but Gladbach
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>>74250075
>Berlin
So Russians are black?
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>>74250472
>taking a shower
haram
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>>74250472
t. neini
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>>74250480
shameless club, did they ever not suck in european competitions?
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>>74250075
>when juice don't even care any longer about the quality of their propaganda
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Ludogorets 1 - 2 Kobenhavn

Super result for FCK.
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>>74250610
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1974%E2%80%9375_UEFA_Cup
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1978%E2%80%9379_UEFA_Cup
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>leiste hurts
>throw in ibu
>drink a couple of beers
>bayern win 5-1
>all is good now
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>>74250701
how is life in yesterday you cuck?
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>>74250839
>bayern won

happy now?
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When was the hardest you ever Schalke'd?
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>MACEDONIA IS ONE AND ONLY AND IT'S HERE
what did the PAOK fans mean by this?
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>>74250899
they r cucks
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nobody even cares
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>SCHALKE
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iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA iBRA
>>
blatant ref ball so far
>>
who is the /sp/ Schalke mascot?
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>>74251006
>>
>>74251006
Bernny the Grubenarbeiter
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>>74251009
Right
>>
>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE>SCHALKE
>>
good
>>
This will make the schalking even sweeter
>>
BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER
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SCHALKE< SCHALKE< SCHALKE< SCHALKE< SCHALKE< SCHALKE< SCHALKE< SCHALKE< SCHALKE< SCHALKE< SCHALKE< SCHALKE< SCHALKE< SCHALKE< SCHALKE< SCHALKE<
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>Bata Illic hat 2004 in Schalke gespielt
wat
>>
>Netzwerkprobleme im Betriebssystem
is the commentator High?
>>
Hallo Freunde,

I'll be in Munich in the 22th and 23th April and I would like to watch a Bayern game in the stadium.
I could not find out if there is a scheduled game for these dates. Could anybody help me?
>>
>>74251707
Is your skin black?
>>
>>74251707
the games are not scheduled yet, but Buyern will have a home game against Mainz that weekend
>>
>>74251707
no Bundesliga games then?
might wanna check the calender
>>
>>74251757
Brown

>>74251773
Does that mean that the game could take place any day between Friday and Sunday?
>>
>>74251861
>Brown
You will fit right in in Munich
>>
>>74251886
Brazilian brown is not like Indian or Arab brown m8.
I'm a littler lighter than Thiago Alcantara, but my hair is straight.
>>
>>74251930
>straight
nvm you won't fit it after all
>>
>>74251948
I've been there before. People mistake me for a spaniard.
>>
>>74252015
At least you get no 7-1 banter that way
>>
>>74252054
It's not like I can't reply with the 2-0 and Kahn flopping.

The 7-1 is more shameful, but at least I'm going down swinging :(
>>
>>74252127
>The 7-1 is more shameful
It's not even close tbqh
is it true 7-1 became some sort of proverb in Brazil? lel
>>
>>74252198

Yes. When the government fucks up or someone behaves in a shameful manner, we say "7 a 1 foi pouco".

"7-1 was not enough". Like, the beating did not teach us anything.
>>
>>74252231
We also say "todo dia um 7-1" (everyday a new 7-1) when the government fucks us up.
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>>74252231 >>74252260
that is hilarious
>>
>>74252273
We are used to laughing about our misfortunes. It's the only way to carry on living here.
>>
DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER DER HUNTER
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Huntelaar finally<33

>>74252322
Nice dubs
>>
>>74252412
Didn't you say you never could see klaas scoring for Schalke again :^)
>>
>>74252484
Not me desu
>>
>>74252484
that was me

APOLOGY
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>>74249189
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based bayern
based schalke
>dirtmund
>gladbach
>>
>based bayern
lamo
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Buyleln btfoing Arselol is no real feat. They played worse than Intestine City.
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>>74251861
>Does that mean that the game could take place any day between Friday and Sunday?
Yes, but Buyern prefers to play on Saturday (often due to their international matches or the DFB Pokal), and they have quite some influence on the DFL (and Sky), who do the scheduling.
>>
this is a non smoking area

pls leave immediately
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fuck
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How well are the other Americans playing in the bundes outside of pulisic? Is Brooks playing well? And where the fuck is the meme man Green these days?
>>
>>74253512
Brooks is decent I guess, most of them are doing fine as far as I can tell

isn't green playing in mls or something?

good night
>>
>>74253512
In my opinion Brooks is one of the main reasons why Hertha is so stable in defence.
Green plays in the 2. Buli for Stuttgart and has been injured for most of the first half of the season.
Chandler plays a great season as right wingback at Frankfurt so far.
>>
>>74253577
good night
sleep tight
don't let the bedbugs bite.
>>
>>74253590
*So far, Chandler plays a great season at Franfurt as right wingback.
>>
>>74253590
Just to be clear. Herthas playing style is pretty defensive by default, which makes it easier for CBs to shine. But defenders like Brooks and Stark still ad some extra quality.
>>
>>74253512
Bobby Wood is Hamburgs top goalscorer
>>
good night
>>
gooooooooooooooooooooooood morning
>>
>>74253704
Pretty excited about Wood tbqh. He's America's most promising Black/Asian hybrid since Tiger.

Also, since Wood is the top scorer there and the club is literally called Hamburger, should all Americans bandwagon that team?
>>
>>74256604
Good morning
>>
>>74240011
literally who
>>
>>74256676
if you're into pain and misery, yeah. most disgusting team of the league tho, desu.

shouldve been relegated like 4 times arleady.
>>
>>74256676
Obama loves Darmstadt for some reason
https://twitter.com/sv98/status/831880733492912129
>>
Time to watch some slalom
>>
>>74257815
Don't forget the biathlon relay at 14:45 >>74245324
>>
>>74257006
>most disgusting team of the league tho
Bremer Hundesohn pls
>>
>>74252322
Hmm.
Why is Brazil the way it is anyway? Too many blacks? Too much corruption?
>>
Goood morning bundesfreunde

Who /gym to get ripped for summer/ here?
Who shitpost on /fit/ aswell?
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>>74256995
Keep an eye out for him today hun. He is good
>>74258563
Thx for reminding me I need to go to the gym.
>posting on /fit/
Mfw

Only true connoisseurs shitpost on /sci/
>>
>>74258440
Markets aren't free enough in brasil tßh
>>
>>74235520
Thread needs more milk maids.
>>
We could *really* use a new thread.
>>
>>74259215
"no"
>>
>>74259215
>/bundes/ not on autosage for days now
>still demands to open a new thread

Ophelia has lost it again!
>>
>>74252260
kek this is so fucking true
>>
>>74259275
A new thread can often bring with it some new energy.
This place is more dead than a retirement home at noon!
>>
redpill me on denmark, is >she actually a girl?
>>
>>74259483
everyone is a girl in /bundes/
>>
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Sport1: Dahoud to Dortmund for €10m is a done deal.

I'm making okonomiyaki for dinner.

>>74259483
>>74259703
>>
>>74259728
>dahoud to Dortmund
Fukken gay!
>only 10million
Wtf!!!!

>>74259483
Yes t knower
>>
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hello i am here now
>>
Lol, Doofmund burning some cash yet again.
>>
>augsburg - leverkusen
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>you look big anon but are you big where it really matters?
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Anybody else wondering what all this is for?
>>
>>74260991
my feet?
>>
>>74261004
no your penis
>>
>>74261013
about average in length, but pretty girthy

why u asking?
>>
i think i might leave the house tomorrow. might.
>>
>>74261099
to get attention and replies
>>
>>74261013
>>74261099

lel, ebin:DDD gay LARPing in the bundes is so le funney XDDDD---D
>>
>>74261147
larping is short for live action role playing. stop using abbreviations, it makes the population more stupid

example: you have no idea what NATO stands for. congratulation, statement proved.
>>
National Anime & carToon Organisation
>>
>>74261161
north atlantic something something
>>
>>74261180
correct

>>74261184
-_-
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Everyone read pic related and enjoy

>>74260132
Hi
>>
>>74261250
whats the pic about
>>
>>74261161

Is milf an abbreviation or not? It certainly derived from the abbreviation MILF but developed into a new word with a different meaning and spelling.
>>
>>74261250
thanks but I dont live on the equator
>>
>>74261265
yes
>>
>>74261271
yes what? You fucking retard! Next time think twice before posting, you stupid idiot.
>>
>>74261306
yes, milf is an abbreviation
>>
Yes and no
>>
Augsburg: Hitz, Verhaegh, Janker, Hinteregger, Max, Kohr, Baier, Teigl, Koo, Usami, Bobadilla

Leverkusen: Leno, Henrichs, Jedvaj, Dragovic, Wendell, Bender, Kampl, Bellarabi, Havertz, Brandt, Hernandez
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>>74261306
yes
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Superligaen is back from hibernation btw.
Nordsjælland - Lyngby right now and Esbjerg - SonderjyskE soon.
>>
>>74261386
where did he get that cardboard from

did he go into his shed searching for a square timber or two and nailed the cardboard to it? did he make a cross out of two square timbers?

i cant believe people dont feel stupid doing these things. going on the street with it is another thing
>>
>>74261475
Agreed
>>
good evening. wats good
gonna watch augsburg leverkusen now .
>>
>>74261681
why?
>>
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>>74235520


MOAR POTATOES
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>>74261770
cause it's on -_-
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>>74261770
have nothing else to do
>>
>>74261789
same here
>>
>>74261789
you could be watching a fellini film instead
>>
>>74261824
too exhausted
im just going to zone out to football nd music...
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>>74261861
that's the ticket

europa wore me out yesterday anyhow..
>>
why is it so dead unless Dortmund plays
>>
>>74261902
what are you talking about?
>>
>>74261902
Because we're busy working so we can buy more shares to sell them when Dortmund loses
>>
>Chicharito plays for Leverkusen
>no one cares

How does your country defend having a pro futbal league and such when your people clearly don't give a shit about soccer>\??

so sad.. embarrasing
>>
Finger ausgerenkt

RIP
>>
augsburg plays quite well
reckon they're the most likeable team in the bundes ligue
>>
>>74262033
that would be HSV
>>
Kohr already BtFOing the haters
>>
>>74261902
4chanverbot bc of the Leipzig troubles
>>
Tßh all NIGGERS and DANES* should be round up and shot

By Danes I mean jews but also me (jew)
>>
>>74262065
how dare you reply to me
>>
BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI
>>
>>74262092
fuck off, /Paul/
>>
>>74262094
Wow I wish you were in front of me right now. I would DESTROY you, verbally AND physically.
>>
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>>74262094
*gives you another (You)*

This was part of your plan wasn't it?
>>
>>74261681
fapping
>>
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who /high/ here?
>>
>>74262212
yes lad
>>
Why are women such a cancer? There is one who came into my circle a year ago. She already split the group in two parts and now I'n fighting with my best friend because of her.
>>
>>74262212
Pcp ftw
>>
>>74262148
Doping shit!
>>
>>74262238
lol stop being betas
>>
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>>74262238


>no cure for cancer
I didn't know this was your blog
>>
>>74262238
sounds like you weren't really friends to begin with
>>
CHI
>>
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reminder that a few years ago lars bender was wanted by arsenal and other very good clubs
>>
>>74262113
>>74262292
>>74262293
what was it like
>>
>>74262328
where is he now
>>
>>74262342
still at leverkusen
>>
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>>74262330
pretty damn good for an insurance goal
>>
where is the Puschel guy
>>
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>>74262457
I'm here
>>
>>74262629
good
>>
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>
CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH
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>>74261789
>>
I never had a girlfriend
>>
>>74262746
me neither

im gay
>>
>>74262746
whore
>>
>>74262746
me neither

im straight
>>
>>74262762
Lol homo:DD
>>74262787
N-no bully pls
>>
Is soccer popular with German grills?

From what I understand British and Dutch women aren't interest in it at all and the ones that are are undesired
>>
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>>74262746
>>
>His name is Dong

>>74262814
If you can't get an American woman you won't be able to get a German one.
>>
Why doesn't that Finnish guy play anymore ? He was good earlier this year
>>
>>74262829
I'm black so yeah I'll probably can be able to get a German qt
>>
>>74262829
I wasn't asking because I think I could get a German gf, I am just interested in general. Please apologize
>>
>>74262871
No that is what American women like and if you couldn't even get one of those you have no chance here.
>>74262890
Wrong board
>>>/v/
>>
@74262898
ok
>>
>>74262859
He will get his chance when Kießling retires at the end of this season
>>
>>74262933
But kießling hasn't played all that often :(
Though they'll probably sell chicharito so he may get his chance. You rate Volland? For me, he is overrated but not bad by any stretch of the imagination

Also, I told you punks Kohr would do well today
>>
>>74262965
Volland isn't a proper CF
>>
Bad.Words.2013.720p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.mp4
>>
>>74262991
I can see that hun. Nonetheless do you rate him as a player, overall?
>>
>>74263047
yeah
>>
>>74263057
Ok thanks
>>
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Another win for Leverkusen
>>
Leverkusen=Puschel
Bayern=Drachenlord
Dortmund=VJuice
Schalke=Leprechaun Negro
>>
>>74263494
Tom BTFO
>>
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>>74263494
>>
>>74263355
I only watched that cartoon when I was sick at like 11 on Kinder Kanal
>>
>>74264093
nice image
>>
Ramos did a Doppelpack for Granada tonight.
>>
>>74263494
>>74264043

what about neini?
>>
>>74264342
Nein
>>
>>74264355
but I thought neini is official >schalke mascot?
>>
>>74264327
okay
>>
I seriously believe Leverkusen can do it this time and defeat Atletico
>>
i dont think
>>
yes because u monkey
>>
ç_Ç
>>
>Yfw leverküssen win the cl
>>
>>74264804
Will there be fiesta for all latinos ese?
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