/hoc/ general

absolutely fantastic edition desu

rags

I hope based Curtis Mac cucks the team who waived him.

File: rags.png (573KB, 600x984px) Image search: [Google]

573KB, 600x984px

>>74234792
>rags

Good evening
2 new breads are started, I'm confused

>>74234936
Other thread was started by an earlyfag with no news. Make hokkei great again.

>>74235016
Roger that, Amerifriend

>>74234742
this is the real thread

>>74235043
We had a discussion about creating a wall between Denmark and Sweden that would close off the Baltic Sea in response to rising Sea levels. Any thoughts on that?

>>74234858
>rags

>>74235332
yes

>>74235354
You guys are genuises
It'd handle the Sea levels rising, and help us get rid of the underwater tunnel connecting Denmark to Sweden - which would help against criminals traveling from the eastern europe robbing through Denmark and Southern sweden

>>74235606
How about flooding Schleswig-Holstein while we're at it?

File: 1475639436490.jpg (6KB, 223x226px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 223x226px

EARLYFAG BTFO

>>74234742
>early-fags btfo edition

Junitor confirmed for hating puppers

File: 1487189928781.jpg (185KB, 1254x966px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 1254x966px

>>74235652
>>74235652
>Yep, to the left of the Rags, ya hoser.

you mean buffalo??? help me out here anon I just cant see the islanders on this map!

>>74235666
Those trips, you devil

Schleswig-Holsteen is nearly just old danish people wanting to get away from the larger cities, they can be left alone
We can live without Aarhus or the most of Copenhagen though

AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH OTHER THREAD BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.

Why is Wisconsin so shit in the hockey world? Their state is fans of like 3 different teams and they only have 1 D1 NCAA team who suck. I wish they were better.

File: 7877.jpg (415KB, 1936x1936px) Image search: [Google]

415KB, 1936x1936px

the 3 Bs beer babes and bruins

DOG KILLERS DOG KILLERS DOG KILLERS
DOG KILLERS DOG KILLERS DOG KILLERS
DOG KILLERS DOG KILLERS DOG KILLERS
DOG KILLERS DOG KILLERS DOG KILLERS

KILLED ANY DOGS LATELY??

>>74235823
Other thread was made on time, and made first.

I can only assume the OP here is a janitor or mod.

>>74235797
Sorry, didn't mean to show it!

I meant that it might be a good idea as a further obstacle for the criminals and other unwanted people. I'm sure we can find other homes for those people in Denmark and Sweden

>>74235860
>on time

no you were exactly 10 posts early, what part of the bump-limit do you not understand earlyfag

>>74235016
>implying /hoc/ after has news

>>74235730
>>74235739
ten posts isn't really early, but oh well.

File: 1476135464036.jpg (24KB, 299x450px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 299x450px

>>74235860
>Other thread was made on time
>10 posts early
>made on time

really makes you think

File: fried chicken.png (302KB, 482x327px) Image search: [Google]

302KB, 482x327px

>>74235739
I said it before and I'll say it again, just because the OP doesn't have puppers doesn't mean they hate them.

>>74235883
I understand that two days ago some asshole in /heem/ made a new thread 40 posts early and not only were the mods cool with it, they deleted any new posts made after that one.

If that's the new normal, great, but how about some consistency. 20 or less has generally been irritating but acceptable in the past.

>>74235899
Is that your fighter dog kennel?
Or do you raise them for meat?

DOG KILLER DOG KILLER

>>74235879
Aaah, yes!
I was thinking slowly before, sorry!
That would make sense, it'd cut us both off from Germany, which is where all the eastern european scum travel through
Scandinavia would become better by the minute

>>74235896
Ten or less is "on time." You can't generally wait until 499 or you get three assholes all make a thread together.

Do you want three assholes, anon?

>>74235855
The 3 C's, Chara, Carlo and Clau... Cassidy

File: Vanek1.webm (407KB, 500x250px) Image search: [Google]

407KB, 500x250px

>>74235860
Pretty lost as to how to show you I am not a mod. I would show you a pic of my gf but she does not exist.

>>74235963
3 assholes make threads after 500 posts then you use the earliest made thread by time and the op of the other thread delete them

in a perfect world this is how it would be

>>74236017
And yet today the jannies deleted the thread with the earliest timestamp.

So OP here is either a janitor or has a friend who is.

... It doesn't matter, we have a new thread, I'm just looking for the same rules to be enforced with the same consistency.

>>74235956
No worries.
And since it technically belongs to Germany now, you won't lose any land either. If you can't have it, no one will!
It will be great

File: 5544.png (690KB, 909x653px) Image search: [Google]

690KB, 909x653px

>autists bitching about threads
cmon buds it's pathetic even for this place

>>74236056
you made the thread before the bump-limit

>>74236069
why does discussion trigger you so much?
reddit has plenty of memes for you

>making an early thread to get OP
>not even making a Pulju-edition

Ill never understand you north americans...

>>74235921
Who the fuck cares if it is early? Does your autism require you to fill up all 500 posts? I never understood the big deal if a new thread was made a little earlier. I mean if we're only at 400 then ya fuck you but anything even close to 500 is perfectly fine.

>>74236091
EVERYONE makes threads before the bump limit, you simpering newfag.

15 or less is usually fine. 20+ gets the thread deleted, or used to before the current round of janitors.

If you delete everything made before 499, you add extra work because everyone makes a new at the same time and we get three new generals in every general, twice a day.

This isn't rocket surgery, but apparently is if you're YOU.

File: 1449394247190.jpg (53KB, 577x452px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 577x452px

The 3 F's, Finns, Fun, and Furpuck.

When will people learn hokkei is superior?

>>74236149
clearly it wasnt fine, as you got your fucking early thread deleted

>newfag

nice projection

>>74236091
>responding in less then 20 seconds
holy cow. if it means that much to you continue lol

>>74236209
>02/15/17(Wed)15:39:22
>02/15/17(Wed)15:40:00
:)

your post just updated while I was replying to the other anon so I included you in my reply

>>74235855
there's this guy on my morning commute who always wears a Bruins jacket and a bruins hat.

File: 1486600569908.jpg (87KB, 900x948px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 900x948px

>I rate Monahan

File: Icon[1].jpg (11KB, 243x207px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 243x207px

>>74236091
>>74236149
>>74234742

see

>>74235521
>>74235521
>>74235521

File: 1st overall Lauri Markkanen.jpg (95KB, 1310x873px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 1310x873px

>Finland will have a 1st overall in NBA before NHL
really activates my brain cells

http://www.draftexpress.com/profile/Lauri-Markkanen-73519/

>>74236109
Then we're in agreement. The reason you don't want a new thread made at 400 or 425 or 450 is then you have the old thread hanging around for another three days, and the point is to have one general only. Making a new thread at 490 does not contribute to this problem in any way. We just have a new janitor who has apparently never posted on /sp/ before, but I'm sure he'll figure it out provided English is his first language.

>>74236192
It was fine. "If the Janitor does it, it's not wrong" is a false statement.

>>74236313
Basketball is a fucking shit show. Anthony Bennett went first overall a few years ago and he busted so hard he now plays for some shitty league in Turkey.

File: 1430022052526.jpg (134KB, 705x893px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 705x893px

>not sure how to feel I triggered the fuck out of some nerd in Montana that has been a fan of 4 teams in 3 years
>even Canada is getting into a tussle about it.

Someone's year lads, please discuss hockey.
Only team that could ruin it all is the pongs.

>>74236265
you too? there's always a guy with a Leafs windbreaker walking in my neighbourhood and I recently saw a kid with a bmx wearing a a Blackhawks sweater

Wes McCauley

>>74236367
The blues will win it this year
Or the Caps

>>74236347
>Making a new thread at 490 does not contribute to this problem in any way

if the thread doesn't make it past bump-limit you have the same issue with multiple dead threads plaguing the catalog. all early threads contribute to this.

/hoc/ has always hardlined against this behaviour

>>74236367
Capitals-Sharks finals
Caps take it

File: Et tu Claude.png (134KB, 290x217px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 290x217px

>Do you feel in charge Michèle?

guys i cut my thumbnail to low and now it kind of hurts and shit

what do i do

>>74236762
No it hasn't. if you've never seen another thread made a dozen posts early, then you really are a newfag.

New threads that close are fine, *provided we finish the old thread*.

I know this because I have posted in /sp/ prior to last Monday. What's your excuse?

File: Polysporin-complete-ointment-with-heal-fast-formula.png (42KB, 312x153px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 312x153px

>>74236890
happens to me all the time
but no worry bro just use this
works for everything from acne to cut dicks
enjoy

>>74236949
>New threads that close are fine, *provided we finish the old thread*.

so now you rely on autists making sure the old thread is past bumplimit, instead of just migrating at bumplimit in the first place

>other generals
who the fuck cares about them. /hoc/ has always prided itself being above the casual practices of other generals

I guarantee I've been visiting /hoc/ longer than your casual faggot ass

>>74237303
>>74237343
>>74237318
reddit redd reddit

File: art-ross-1617-all.png (100KB, 690x799px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 690x799px

>mcsecondary assist
discuss

File: DUCKSGOOD.png (71KB, 571x252px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 571x252px

>>74236367

>>74237535
Opened my eyes on how good Mikael Granlund is.
Best winger in the league desu

>>74236949
They're not fine because then you have two threads that can be potentially bumped. and sometimes an old thread doesn't make it to bump limit and gets resurrected

Now whether you want the thread to last to bump limit, image limit or near thread death is another discussion but bump limit is the soonest that you'd want to post a new thread and it should really only be after 500 post.

>>74236367
>St. Louis
>Buffalo
>Washington
>Vancouver
Hurry up people.

>>74236367
Washington, Vancouver, St.Louis and Buffalo all have the most shame here. No cups for almost 50 years is embarrassing

File: 35742386-330a-4cc3-b5d9-0b8877302e6b.png (268KB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google]

268KB, 540x960px

Stop making fun of Honky.

>>74236890
ride it out

File: C4RIMBmXUAMd6D6.jpg (247KB, 1536x2048px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 1536x2048px

>he doesn't have God on his team

>>74237657
You should be medicated. If something this trivial upsets you like this I'm truly sorry. Normal people just use the most active general if there's more than 1 and eventually the remaining ones are purged. A few extra /hoc/ generals should not trigger you this badly.

>>74238165
I don't really care. But its just funny how "normal people" i.e. (you) put so little thought into your everyday actions.

>>74236265
Isn't that pretty autistic to do in a country where the NHL isn't popular?

>>74238267
i see people around here wearing barcalona and real madrid soccer jerseys, same thing i suppose

>>74238267
exactly.

>>74236313
>busting in multiple leagues
hmmmm

File: 3563663.jpg (13KB, 370x370px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 370x370px

>>74236291
he was a poodreau babby
now that poodreau's regressed, so has he

>flim flams have them both signed for 13.125M for 5 more years

>>74238165
defending proper thread practices should make him a pariah

casual faggots like yourself should be gassed

>>74237535
>Godthews

Nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-qqerpycWg

>>74238461
should not make him*

>fuck fone posting

>>74238315
the worst are the ones who not only wear the jerseys but also try adopting all the European soccer lingo

>>74238545
absolutely
>footy
>pitch
anything im missing?

>>74238578
call the team their
>club
refer to themselves as a
>supporter

>>74238578
>Call it football

File: Lynx_Awakening.gif (2MB, 300x189px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 300x189px

>reminder that this abomination exists

>>74239116
Kids seem to like him at least

File: seguin.webm (2MB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 960x540px

Is Seguin autistic?

>>74239116
Why did they choose a Lynx, and not a walking pool of oil?
Shame!

>>74239184
Either that, or a colossal douchebag

Red Wings forward Gustav Nyquist suspended six games for high-stick on Wild forward Jared Spurgeon

File: piplmu2a.jpg (91KB, 884x562px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 884x562px

>>74236876
dis level disrespec

>>74239184
>need to be the last off the ice
silly me me

>>74239287
He got away easy
What a fucking joke
"Player safety" my ass

File: hulg håkan.jpg (34KB, 620x414px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 620x414px

>patrik laine 2024

File: 1357392830944.gif (2MB, 295x240px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 295x240px

>>74239287
Now watch Vermette get at least the double

Scheif>Seguin

>almost suspended equal amount of games to how many goals scored

is nyquist the next torres

>>74239349
He already got 10 because thats automatic.

>>74239400
Oh, alright

>>74239304
Blame the union. The conflict of interest will always protect the attacker

>>74239287
I honestly can't think of something worse than jamming your stick into the face of another player. It blows my mind how he got 6 games. Look I know what Vermette did is an absolute no-no but how the fuck does he get more games? Official abuse is definitely not okay but how is it a harsher punishment than almost taking out someone's eye?

>>74239671
The NHLOA pushed for mandatory minimums for abuse of officials. The NHLPA hates players being suspended so they appeal anything they can and don't give a fuck about the victim

>>74239671
because that 10 game rule is mandated

there's no similarly mandated rule for spearing and incidents like this

>>74237260
This post would make sense, if literally any /sp/ thread had ever worked this way since the beginning of time.

>>74237657
If a thread is seeing one new post every 2 minutes, and you make a new thread at 490, that thread will be full in 20 minutes no matter what.

Your carefully crafted argument is not based on fact, only on a strongly held feeling not supported by reality.

>>74239775
>>74239779
No I know I understand why Vermette got 10 my point was how can the league justify not giving him at least the same? This is where enforcers are truly missed. The league would be better off if it policed itself.

>>74239795
>Your carefully crafted argument is not based on fact,

Not an argument because neither is yours, where are your statistics if you're going to use facts.

I'm advocating for whats less annoying and easier to do. While you advocating for thread making autism.

>>74239821
this has never worked and will never work

>>74239821
Because the NHLPA will fight the suspension and the NHL doesn't want to lose the ability to unilaterally decided on suspensions

>>74239849
Broken system. Should stop worrying about it because it'll never change.

>>74239845
That's not true. You think it's a coincidence no one touched Gretzky? Why else do you think the oilers signed Lucic? The problem now a days is you need to be more than just a goon. You need to be an acceptable 4th line player.

>>74239838
You are arguing for how you think things SHOULD be, while I am trying to point out how things actually are. You don't seem to like it, but reality does not start or stop at your convenience.

Go check the catalogue for /heem/ right now. Some sperg made a new thread 40 posts early and I guarantee you it's just gonna sit there.

What player from Dallas is going to do something dumb and get himself suspended tomorrow?

>>74239917
The frenchie

>>74239838
>being this autistic

"My argument is the real argument because it is based on my opinion, and it is a fact that this is my opinion."

Fucking listen to yourself. Die in a fire, please.

>>74239536
Urgh, guess you're right
It's pretty pathethic

>>74239917
Eakin

>>74239939
No What i'm saying is that there's no need for there to be two bumpable threads at once. That's not really an opinion at all. Its a matter of courtesy to not shit up a board with a bunch of new useless threads when they're made early or late.

It might be autism but at least its not mental retardation to not realize how much you can be inconveniencing others for no reason by posting 10-20 post early. And I'm not talking about /hoc/ posters but the other threads that also want to stay bumped but now have to compete with two or three /hoc/ threads being bumped for a while.

That's not really opinion, when that's what actually happens and what happened earlier today.

Its also autism to be the one who needs to make the thread so badly that you make it before the bump limit is reached.

Watching the video explaning the suspension
>during the hearing Nyquist stated that he intended to move the stick around (over?) Spurgeon to deliver a crosscheck himself, after getting one from Spurgeon
Doesn't really look like it, but who knows

also
>they claim that he has never been fined in the video
I would like to remember that he was fined for diving once. Or are they just not counting that here perhaps?

>>74240172
Why couldn't he have just speared him in the stomach

>>74240172
meh that kind of sounds reasonable. still think it should have been more because how reckless and dangerous it was, but it would have turned out how Nyqvist envisioned it had Spurgeon been standing 20 cm behind.

yummy gummy

>>74237888
Caps win one if the Blues dont give Scott Stevens that obscene(at the time) contract or our kike owner let the team match.

Hopefully this is the year.

>laffs @ Jacks
>Bloos @ Wongs
>flys @ flim flams
>Panthlels @ shorks

Predictions?

Laff
Bloos
Flim flams
Panthlels

>>74240356
Jacks
Bloos
Flims
Shorks

>>74239400
good rule too. makes me sick watching divegrass and seeing the pooinloos poke and pull at the refs shirt

When do the playoffs officially start?

>>74240356
laffs
bloos
flyshits
panthers

>>74240307
Yeah, 6 games doesn't cut it for making a good example. But looking at Keith's suspension, you can't really be surprised.

Yep, it wouldn't have taken much for it all to play out in a very different way, if what he says is true

>>74240380
April 12th

File: 498292.jpg (9KB, 239x241px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 239x241px

>>74240386
>panthers

>being so irrelevant you don't get memed on

>>74240356
laffs
bloos
flimflams
shorks

>>74239883
Coincidence? No. Respect for one of the best players in the league at the time? Yes.

People don't fight Stamkos either, or at least not as much. He's not a hockey God or anything, he just doesn't fight. Players with that Ghandi-non-violence vibe usually aren't targeted by goons. BUT you're right, it's not enough to be a goon anymore. You have to be smart too. Probably why Gudas is now shit.

>>74240356
laffs
bloos
floyers
shorks

>>74240356
jacks
Wongs
Flim flams
Shorks

>>74240356
Jacks
Bloos
Flys
Shorks

>>74240394
6 games is indeed not enough
In a sport where physical contact is a main part of it, you need to draw a very clear, and strict line
6 games for intentionally high sticking someone to the face, just right below the eye?
players will be thinking they can get away with cheap shit like that, and only get a few games
As long as they don't touch a ref

>>74240421
I have no idea what you are trying to tell me tbqh

>>74240498
you used the memenames for the other 3 teams but didn't for the panthers, just found it funny

File: Screenshot_2017-02-15-18-44-47.png (2MB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1080x1920px

Ready to fucking loose leafs?

>>74240512
>loose

>>74240510
it's the only of these teams I have slight sympathies for

>>74240512
The Jocks just lost to the >rags

The Laffs abused the islanders beyond repair

Andergod is on fire, Brobroski will bow to Godthews
Trust me, I'm sorry

>>74240512
Delete this Ohio cunt

>>74239536
what conflict of interest?

>>74239349
How long have you fucking Swedecucks been posting this stupid reaction gif?
Get some new fucking material fucking faggots

>>74240559
delet your emails leaf

Time for the fucking rake

>>74240490
We don't know how intentional it was, since his explanation is possible.
6 games isn't enough. But I don't think that players will think that they can get away with stuff like that, 6 games still matter.
I very much agree that there has to be a very clear line. A bigger problem in this sense is Marchand getting away completely with slew footing players. It will be hard for them to suspend anyone for that now.

File: frokkaccino.jpg (35KB, 494x472px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 494x472px

>>74240593

fuck reddit 6 games is way to fucking much

fucking cucks this is a big boy sport get the fuck over it

FUCK CANDA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74240644
High sticking/spearing is just a cowardly move. It has no place in the sport. Get over it.

>>74240680
>>74240680
Leafs/Jackets
>>74240680
>>74240680

>>74240644
You're just fishing for you's aren't you? AREN'T YOU?

>>74240692
Mind throwing me one more :^)

File: 1419114958540.gif (2MB, 350x271px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 350x271px

>>74236367
i would only be okay with florida, winnipeg, or ottawa winning. everyone else on this list i hope doesn't win a cup before we do. especially the lousy teams like arizona and columbus.

File: get_the_fuck_out.gif (902KB, 280x170px) Image search: [Google]

902KB, 280x170px

>>74240777
>being a smelly hongcoover fan
>okay with another Canadian team winning
Get the fuck out you stupid bitch

>Leafs are in a wildcard spot

lmao where were you when the Eastern conference got exposed?

>>74240794
if it would finally end the fucking >1993 shitposting id be ok with any Canadian team winning

>>74240812
Put your trip back on vancuck fag.

>>74240832
>not realizing the shitposting that would replace it would be infinitely worse

>>74240832
I can handle the >93 meme. I would not be able to handle some redneck Canadian gas huffers winning.

>>74240692
That applies to 90% of /hoc/ posts

>>74240644
>>74240674
but a blatant crosscheck that gets no call from the official is all well and good, right?

he's reacting to an unfortunate situation because the ref didn't. it's either that or eat sticks for 20 minutes. 2 games would have been plenty.

>>74240846
it would be in our favour though. if americans can't win international hockey OR club hockey, they'd have nothing to shitpost.
>USA
would be the new
>rags

>>74240356
bloos finna embarrass wongs

File: yeababy.jpg (124KB, 480x320px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 480x320px

DAILY REMINDER

THE OILERS WILL WIN THE 2017 STAN LEE CUP


YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA BABYYYYYYYYYY

>>74240912
"blatant" is a good signal word. you can safely ignore every post that contains it. prove me wrong

>>74240965

lol

that's true

good on fritz

>>74240954
>Austin Powers
Hang you're self

File: randy.jpg (7KB, 259x195px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 259x195px

>>74241006

DO I MAKE YOU RANDY BABY?

>>74241067
He's a laff fan, isn't he?
Mike Myers that is

>>74240846
while this may be true, it would at least force some fresh and creative shitposting

>>74234742
Mitch marner is only 163 pounds LMAO
Also the LAFFS fans decided to show up

>>74240965
>you can safely ignore every post that contains it.
yeah kinda like the german flag eh Abuubakar?

>>74241105
he made a movie with darren roanoke

File: sha.jpg (147KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 900x1200px

>>74241105

SHAGGADELIIC !

>>74241119
Why aren't you guys using Kilos/grams as a measure?

>>74241141
Because neither do the brits it's the imperical system

>>74241154
.. Completly forgot the brits use the same system
I'm an idiot
Please forgive me

>>74241154
Sorry empirical >>74241162
Don't worry Danwe love you

>>74241121
>/pol/ name calling
yeah checks out I guess

>>74241141
it's literally just the unwillingness to give up habits

>>74241169
<3

I hate kenny albert and his snaggleteeth

>>74241234
I fakd yohr sjster

>>74241222
Imperial system includes length and volume Britain uses liters just like the US they also use miles and sometimes weight they do also use the metric for somethings mostly weight however kilos is only good for mass

File: 327666835_1280x960.jpg (89KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 1280x960px

>canadians

>>74241317
when you had to calculate a force/kinetic energy in physics class, did you convert the mass to kilograms by hand? and how did you check if the units match? this is something we got instilled, to always check if the units match your formula (e.g. N=kg*m/s^2, J=kg*m^2/s^2 etc)

Who wants Eberle????????????????????

>>74241358
>sounds of crickets in the distance

>>74241222
Trips confirm, best system of measurement.

>>74241358
they were doing a profile of the oilers on a sports news show and they mentioned "the team needs to see more contributions by eberle" and i was like OH SHIT i totally forgot he was still on the team

File: 1485367912674.png (28KB, 622x659px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 622x659px

>>74241412
TAKE HIM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!

>>74241357
Kilos is only good for mass, weight is good for everything else

>laffs

did somebody say

C R I C K E T
R
I
C
K
E
T

>>74241523
??? kg is the SI unit for mass. pounds are another unit for mass that can be converted to the former by a factor, which is really unhandy when handling calculations that involve other SI units (as you will do in physics and pretty much everywhere). so what are you talking about?

>>74241590
What? No pounds is weight you weigh 100pounds on earth your mass is 45kg

>>74240433
Fuck Stamkos. He grabbed Larkin's shoulder and pulled him down intentionally and got Larkin a penalty for it.

>>74240490
Brad Marchand is a bigger problem, as he is a repeat offender. And he gets away with it!

>>74241625

this is absolutely wrong. you are referring to the gravitational force F=m*g with m being your mass. this mass is both 45 kg and 100 pounds. your weight will be 45 kg*9,81 m/s^2~441 N.

why does everybody hate gary bettman

>>74241676
That is an absolute joke yeh
The NHL is probably soft for him, especially after the Broons appointed him to be the face of that gay-loving-event, or whatever it is
Slew footing left and right with next to no punishment

>>74241691
Fuck me then I'm a chemistry major not a physics major my highschool teacher told me pounds are a weight

>>74241716
since this is clearly a physics for babbies thread i'll stop talking about hockey

>>74241718
none of the events you're probably referring to qualify as slew footing. it's tripping from behind, dangerous and should be punished, but you are not helping your case if you can't specify these offences correctly because everyone who disagrees with you can just point at that. Slew footing involves force on the upper body opposed to the offenders skating direction and this doesn't apply for his latest infractions.

St Louis Blues @ Detroit Red Wings Gamethread!

>>74241760
>>74241760
>>74241760
>>74241760

>>74241740
>>74241716
>Sunbelt
>Doesn't like fighting in hockey
>Doesn't like the north
>Forces franchises in non-hockey markets rather than promoting thriving markets
Not as bad as the NFL-guy though

>>74241723
from wiki
"In commercial and everyday use, the term "weight" is usually used to mean mass, and the verb "to weigh" means "to determine the mass of" or "to have a mass of". Used in this sense, the proper SI unit is the kilogram (kg)."

my original question remains though and I don't want to go on /int/

>>74241763
I may, just maybe, be overreacting because I genuily dislike Marchand

>>74241740
If you stand on earth, pick up a ball, and release it, it will drop to the ground

>>74241802
unless you live in sweden, where an immigrant will steal the ball before it reaches the ground

>>74241802
Are you the descendant if that Isaac guy? The guy with the apple?

>>74241827
>Kanada trash talks about immigration
Leaf no

Also, this isn't /pol/, let's keep it to /hoc/ and basic chemistry and physics

>>74241827
I don't like you, you're a rude poster.

>>74241828
Nah, he's cool. But I can't claim to be that..

>>74241141
Because when it comes to hockey certain numbers have more symbolic value than others. 6' and 200 pounds are major thresholds while 183cm and 91kg aren't

File: Real Ale Hans Pils label S.jpg (200KB, 1600x1144px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 1600x1144px

>>74241835
and beers

File: download6.jpg (22KB, 450x200px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 450x200px

>>74241835
i WAS talking physics you fruit-filled sweetbread

>>74241846
>facts are rude and computers are racist

File: odense_pils_flaske_brug.jpg (34KB, 650x650px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 650x650px

>>74241871
Yes, and beer!
What are we all drinking tonight?

For me, it's pic related

>>74241357
wow you are so smart, I bet all the girls want you

>>74241871
A very good post!

>>74241929
Poured myself a glass of whisky instead tbf

>>74241892
>being this bitter
Sad!

>>74241929
I've had 3 Gin tonic but I'm in bed now
>>74241935
I'm however not smart enough to see the purpose of this post

>>74241956
Not bad!

>>74241999
Check'd
And sounds great too!

File: 1458105380625.jpg (23KB, 420x420px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 420x420px

>>74241929

>>74242048
No! That's a bad American!

Flames

File: 1483680049205.jpg (53KB, 600x532px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 600x532px

>>74242106

what if I live in Oregon?
>it's legal

File: hehhe.jpg (30KB, 488x703px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 488x703px

>>74242106
t. denmark

Making soup for dinner lads, stomach isn't feeling good.

What about you?

>>74242184
in finland we have this thing called "junkie stew"

File: cd_i_link_by_ragrunzel-d4hz6h7.jpg (187KB, 481x662px) Image search: [Google]

187KB, 481x662px

Detroit 3 - St Louis 2

>>74242202
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karelian_hot_pot

is this it? how good is it? im a big fan of stews

How the hell didn't NHL have a trophy for scoring the most goals in a season until 1999?

>>74242184
Had reindeer stew for dinner, was good :)

I hope your stomach feels better in the morning

>>74242219
no

stew is
>minced meat
>macaroni
enjoy

though i add crushed tomatoes and portobellos as well

>>74242139
That'd make you a law abiding citizen
Good American!

>>74242179
finn pls

>>74242184
I was out eating chinese buffet.. that's nearly 8 hrs ago though
Debating on wether I should get some crisps/snacks..

>>74242306
Perhaps not possible. But if it is, get smörrebröd

>>74242306
what did you get at the buffet?

and how does chinese food in denmark compare to american-chinese food?

>>74242139
That's a tiny fucking bird

>>74242334
Don't have the necessary 'ingredients' :(
Ate the last bread for breakfast earlier, and forgot to buy more

>>74242344
Noodles, breaded chicken, curry+chicken mix
Grilled beef with grilled noodles, and grilled onions and spring onions, in a curry/bbq sauce

Hmm, not entirely sure in all honesty, never been to an American-chinese food resturant

File: Stew.jpg (3MB, 3000x2000px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3000x2000px

>>74242239

I don't know what the hell it is you are describing, but that ain't stew, friend.

Have the highest res Stew I could find.

>>74242239
that sounds like what you get for dinner when the person making it has 20 minutes and four dollars

>>74242410
he did say it was called "junkie stew"

>>74242401
It is what it is. Then it'll just taste better when you do have the ingredients

>>74242401
sounds really different

over here it's zero curry. instead we have sweet & sour pork, ginger beef, egg rolls, wontons, BBQ pork, wonton soup, and various chow meins and fried rices

and bigger places have chicken wings, onion rings, sushi, maybe some crab if you're lucky

>>74242459
that is apt. like seriously that is THE meal that shows up on the table when you're at your friend's house that makes you go "oh your family is poor"

>>74242504

Now I'm just fucking hungry for chinese food.

>>74242504
I've seen Chinese joints that have fucking french fries. Fucking weird, man.

>>74242504
Oh wow
There's several curry dishes at the ones I've been to in Denmark
Lots of Duck too, and rice mixed with peas and small carrot bits
Octopus rings too, and breaded shrimp.. And a fuckload of sushi

>>74242556
There's nothing more chinese than french fries!

>>74242651
>curry dishes
Not going to find at your typical NA chink joint. Gotta go Thai or something like that. It fucking sucks.
>Lots of Duck
There may be a duck dish or two, but there's not much demand here for duck. It's a shame, since duck is fucking amazing.
>rice mixed with peas and small carrot bits
Octopus rings too, and breaded shrimp
We get all of this, but people tend to be "safe" and order chicken or beef usually

>>74242684
Darn
Personally love curry dishes
And Duck
Why go for chinese if people only orders beef/chicken and french fries anyway

>>74242556
i would totally put fries in a buffet, they're so cheap and people fill up on them instead of actual food

>>74242651
oh yeah deep fried shrimp and chicken balls are really common here too, as well as beef & broccoli. duck is pretty rare, we might get cod

File: 1487162593639.jpg (563KB, 1920x1280px) Image search: [Google]

563KB, 1920x1280px

Go Philly

File: 1479432197735.png (76KB, 465x455px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 465x455px

>>74242754

>>74242736
>Cod over Duck
Ouch, I'm not really that much into fish, I'd feel cheated, lol

>>74242754
And to think I used to yank my horn to her.. times change

>>74242779
>her

File: 1484639382546.jpg (843KB, 1920x1280px) Image search: [Google]

843KB, 1920x1280px

>>74242779
>her

File: 1307480041031.jpg (4KB, 222x251px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 222x251px

>>74242799

>>74242814
is there an nhl player that can defeat chloe in a 1v1 battle?

File: 1356744837072.png (224KB, 292x379px) Image search: [Google]

224KB, 292x379px

>>74242799
>>74242814
no bully pls

File: 1481408261882.jpg (115KB, 634x827px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 634x827px

>>74242841
there is not. in fact, pic related is her after doing battle with the entire edmonton oilers

aft uamuþ stonta runaR þaR n uarin faþi faþiR aft faikion sunu sakum ukmini þat huariaR ualraubaR uaRin tuaR þaR suaþ tualf sinum uaRin numnaR t ualraubu baþaR somon o umisum monum þat sakum ona rt huaR fur niu altum on urþi fiaru miR hraiþkutum auk tu miR on ub sakaR raiþ þiaurikR hin þurmuþi stiliR flutna strontu hraiþmaraR sitiR nu karuR o kuta sinum skialti ub fatlaþR skati marika þat sakum tualfta huar histR si ku naR itu uituoki on kunukaR tuaiR tikiR sua þ o likia þat sakum þritaunta huariR t uaiR tikiR kunukaR satin t siulunti fia kura uintur at fiakurum nabnum burn iR fiakurum bruþrum ualkaR fim raþulfs su niR hraiþulfaR fim rukulfs suniR hoislaR fim haruþ s suniR kunmuntaR fim birnaR suniR nuk m--- (m)-- alu --(k)(i) ainhuaR -þ... ...þ ... ftiR fra sagwm mogmeni (þ)ad hOaR igOld iga OaRi gOldin d gOonaR hOsli sakum ukmini uaim si burin ni þR troki uilin is þat knuo knat i iatun uilin is þat sakum ukmini þur sibi uia uari ul niruþR


tbf guys

File: 1481406989313.png (1MB, 690x938px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 690x938px

>>74242852
>he jerked it to this

>>74242888
Don't even know which ones are shooped and which one aren't anymore

>>74242888
We all do things we regret

..Right?

>>74242905
I'm doing something I regret right now.....posting on /hoc/

File: Based Slovakia.gif (3MB, 384x216px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 384x216px

Don't bully Denmark, you shitty ass shits

>>74242911
You'll get (You)'s though
That makes up for it

>>74242911
Don't be ashamed
This was always your destiny

>>74242911
here's a (You)
have a good night

>>74242932
Swedebro <3
I like you more than I like Norway

>>74242932
Fine I'll bully you instead

File: hungry chloe.jpg (85KB, 543x814px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 543x814px

>>74242903
they are all real, every single one

File: 1411538433166.jpg (12KB, 251x242px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 251x242px

It's the same teams every year

>>74242954
Thank you. I know how much it takes for a dane to say that. I like you more than Norway too.

>>74242971
No you won't

File: 1480955630604.jpg (906KB, 2544x4000px) Image search: [Google]

906KB, 2544x4000px

>The Toronto Maple Leafs

>>74243015
parity in the league is at an all time high

>>74243002
didnt this shit make >her actually quit acting altogether?

>>74243042
>loser point keeping all these shit teams in contention
Yeah no. Parity is a mirage.

>>74243040
Watch me
FAG

File: 1483173874718.png (743KB, 960x640px) Image search: [Google]

743KB, 960x640px

>>74243056
no idea. all i know is i can't get enough chloe memes

>>74243040
nigger cuck reddit bitch

Why haven't vancucks posters killed themselves yet? Is their shitposting the only thing keeping them going?

>>74243101
next year is our year
yes

>>74243074
>>74243096
Look at these 4chan nerds trying to bully
CUTE!

File: 1469148006349.png (436KB, 573x569px) Image search: [Google]

436KB, 573x569px

>>74243041
Leave us alone already ffs

sweden is fucking GAY

>>74243015
>hawks, kings, rags, ducks out in first round
>caps out in 2nd
>stars actually won a round with niemi/lehtonen
>the sharks actually made the SCF

Really, the only problem was that the Islanders couldn't win a fucking OT and actually beat the Bolts. Otherwise every analyst would have fucking exploded.

That, and the fucking Pens smoked the fucking Sharks, but it's not like we've had a close SCF in a long time.

File: 1480955630604_1.jpg (433KB, 2544x4000px) Image search: [Google]

433KB, 2544x4000px

>>74243126
Commit suicide you libcuck

File: 1486523101936.png (43KB, 167x125px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 167x125px

Fuuck. Flyers can't score with two man advantage. Ok then.

File: maple pajeets.jpg (55KB, 570x318px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 570x318px

>>74243126
P A J E E T
A
J
E
E
T

File: 1390172610222.gif (2MB, 277x240px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 277x240px

>>74243101
>>74243115
>he doesn't know that we're down but not out just like so many other recent winners

File: 1486346703511s.jpg (3KB, 124x124px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 124x124px

>>74243205
this is kippers-level delusion

>>74243205
What have the cantpucks won recently?

>>74243218
the western championship and two presidents trophies

which is still better than a sizable chunk of the league

>>74243239
Pathetic
Drink bleach

File: 051221_bertuzzi_vmed_3p_widec.jpg (17KB, 298x400px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 298x400px

HOLY FUCK FLYERS AND LEAFS YOU'RE FUCKING TERRIBLE

>>74243239
Yeah and you guys were so happy about those you destroyed your own city

File: nKU7jRq.jpg (47KB, 227x342px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 227x342px

>flyers getting waterboarded with PP time
>still can't score

jesus christ

File: 1420725766182.gif (1MB, 400x225px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 400x225px

>>74243360
>failers vs lames

Name your team's biggest bust

I'll start with the player the Wongs draft this year

>>74243527
Good post

File: 1481681485545.jpg (213KB, 1200x1802px) Image search: [Google]

213KB, 1200x1802px

>>74243527
i'll give you a hint