/heem/: paul felder edition

Schaub is the best UFC fighter ever.

>>74232180
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

When's Banana, Perry, Macedo, Knight, and so on...

>>74232180
BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>74232212
>banana
Getting eaten by Teymur

>macedo
beating the shit out of Lansberg.

>>74232180
WHY DID YOU MISSPELL HOLM AGAIN

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Well done OP. Now that the Scat posters and Leafs have left we can begin to make /Heem/ great again.

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>>74232234
forgot about the typo, wew
my bad

>>74232212

>Banana
getting heemed by Teymur at UFC 209

>Perry
should fight Tumenov, would be a spicy banger and a better stylistic matchup for Tumenov than his most recent opponents

>Macedo
fighting the girl Cyborg most recently murdered

>Knight
should be getting a top 15 opponent, called out Choi after his last fight

>>74232180
YES YES YES YES

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Give thanks to /heem/'s true lord and savior.

Gooby bless

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>>74232278

gooby bless

>>74232278
Those pants really don't look comfortable at all.

shit op with typos. this is why the average, neurotypical user prefers the minimalist design of canadian OPs

>>74232291
Adan, leave now

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>>74232278
praise khabib

>>74232287
I have pants like that. They tend to get tight on the crotch area when sitng down but when walking or standing, they feel pretty god tier.

Almost feels like you're nude (in how fitting they are) but not really.

>>74232323

"tight pants feel like you're naked" - idiot

Guys! Jones just said he wants me to suck his dick!

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>>74232278
Thanks Conair

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>>74232350

>DANA WYAAAAAAAAT

Holly Holm webms?

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Germaine De Randamie did nothing wrong

>>74232432
This, requesting onestepforwardtwostepsback.webm

>>74232467
This is unironically correct. The ref fucked up repeatedly and was out of place to signal the end of the round. GDR did not commit a single foul.

>>74232488
Do people from Australia call eachother "sunshine"

>>74232334
Fat fuck spotted

>>74232488

>receive a literal warning from the referee for literally committing a foul

"the fighter did not commit a foul"

australian "fight fans", ladies and gentlemen

Is there a bigger can than Schaub?

>>74232503
So are you still mad that Aldo didn't receive a point deduction against Mendes?

>>74232494
Only as a term of enrampagement.

>>74232494
Its probably the equivalent of cunt in America, so if I say "settle down sunshine" I'm taking the piss out of you

>>74232503
>the fighter did not commit a foul

How is it a foul if she didnt get penalised?

>>74232521
Because the ref was incompetent. But his ruling still stands.

Kevin McDonald is P4P best ref

>>74232534

Exactly. She did nothing wrong. Holly shouldnt get a rematch.

>>74232521
>>74232534

the judge gives a verbal warning for the first offense on most fouls

it'd be like if someone gets kicked square in the nuts and the ref gives them a warning and then someone turns around and tells you they weren't fouled

um yes they were

it's still against the rules lol

>>74232554
The first strike (ie: the one that rocked Holm) was legal. The second two didn't even land.

>>74232554
>the judge gives a verbal warning for the first offense on most fouls

Maybe you're thinking about team sports, leaf. In combat sports fouls are penalised immediately.

>>74232557
holly was within one foot of the cage

>>74232554
It's against the rules, but it's the ref's discretion to deduct points, issue a warning or do nothing. He knew he messed up though, stopped the 4th round too early.

>>74232575
Yes, and? The ref said that the strike was legal.

>>74232572
maybe you're a fuckin casual who doesn't know a godamn thing

it's up to the ref's discretion as to whether or not the foul warrants a penalty

the ref separates fighters when there is a low blow because a foul took place. if you disagree, explain why.

>>74232580
it is a foul whether or not the referee deducts points

deducting points constitutes the penalty incurred by the foul, not whether or not the act itself was a foul

>>74232585

"a low blow that doesn't result in a point lost is legal" - typical australian

>>74232596
>the ref separates fighters when there is a low blow because a foul took place

Only when its accidental. Of the intentional ones Ive seen theyve always been penalised, leaf.

>>74232627
the referee calls time and separates the fighters because a foul took place

if you disagree

explain

why

>>74232635

Was the shot to the groin intentional, leaf?

>>74232610
The referee is the person who determines when the round ends. They are literally the only one who can say with any authority whether a given strike was late.

>>74232649
notice how you can't explain why lol

>>74232652

Fucking look here >>74232627

>Shittest main event in living memery
People still arguing if can #1 hit can #2 after the bell was a foul

>>74232650
>The following acts constitute fouls in a contest or exhibition of mixed martial arts and may result in penalties, at the discretion of thereferee, if committed:

>xxv. Attacking an opponent after the bell has sounded the end of the round

are you aware of the rule you are arguing about

>>74232667
It was better than Bader Nog 2.

>>74232667
>two women fighting as the main event
>anything but meems

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>>74232278
I TOLD HIM DON'T BRING THE DAWG OUT

DON'T BRING THE DAWG OUTTA ME!!!!

>>74232677
Nog just got beat up.

>>74232664
>The following acts constitute fouls in a contest or exhibition of mixed martial arts and may result in penalties, at the discretion of thereferee, if committed:

>xxv. Attacking an opponent after the bell has sounded the end of the round

>>74232677
Nog's overrated and Bader's just a guy who never made it

>>74232679
I enjoyed watching the Rousey meme get destroyed though

>>74232667

Still wondering why Holly kept going for the clinch after it was clear that she could outstrike Germaine

>>74232686
>>74232691
I know. At least this one didn't make me sad.

>>74232676
>>74232688
You missed a few words there, leaf. Here you go:
>The end of a round is signified by the sound of the bell and the call of time by the referee. Once the referee has made the call of time, any offensive actions initiated by the fighter shall be considered after the bell and illegal.”

The ref ends the round. If the ref says that a blow was not late, it was not late.

>>74232694
>she could outstrike Germaine

She couldn't, though.

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>>74232180
what way is Mitrione/Fedor going to go? I mean o paper Mitrione hould have this, Fedor's legacy has been completely tarnished post werdum, he's old and his last fight was an embarrassment, but Mitrione is a grade A fuckup, the kind of guy who chokes when it counts.

>>74232694
She could only out strike from the pocket and she WAS getting hit. GDR had much more impact and Holly didn't like it

I mean at the end of the day neither was very good. Make Garbrandt cut to that weight ( if he even has to) and let him fight either of them.

Womens MMA was a mistake

>>74232705
>She couldn't, though.
Actually on the outside counter punching and kicking she could

>>74232705
a blow was landed after the ref called time you fucking numbskull lol

just because a point isn't taken doesn't mean that a foul didn't take place

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>>74232717
>Womens MMA was a mistake

u wot

>le irish dragon

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WME doing the best to JUST itself

>>74232754
Eh I remember when the closest thing to it was a couple of girls having a bit of a wrestle then one taking to the other with a strap on. Those were the days

>>74232744
>a blow was landed after the ref called time you fucking numbskull lol

Not the first time, which is why the ref said that it

was

legal

you fucking numbskull

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Can anyone who trains point me towards some good shin guards with some knee protection for the lateral ligaments? I think I've seen some that almost have like a flared shield protecting the knee, but can't find shit on the interwebs.

>>74232785
are you seriously implying that if the ref doesn't take a point, that means that no foul took place?

are you seriously arguing that jon jones has never committed a foul?

are you seriously arguing that right now

>>74232864
No. I'm seriously arguing that since the ref calls time, they are the only ones who can say that a strike was after the round.

Are you illiterate, or are you simply incapable of not imagining things through the medium of metaphor?

>>74232884

you literally said that the ref said the blows were legal

>>74232769

There are some good fights though. Andrade v. Hill from a couple of weeks ago was great. I think something that hurts the quality of fights is the coaching/tactics.

>>74232891
He did. Because they happened before he called time. Because the ref is the one who ends the round.

This is really, really fucking simple.

>>74232897
remember that time you argued that if a foul is accidental that means it's not a foul

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>you got some food and some beer, and everybody has a great time
>for four/five bucks a piece

>>74232900
did the ref say the blows were legal

>>74232913
Yes, the ref literally said the blows were legal. The second time he warned her, but the first time they were legal.

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/13/14594818/ufc-208-de-randamie-holm-late-strikes-after-bell-mma-editorial

>>74232938
>The second time he warned her
did he warn her because the blows were legal

>>74232897
Yeah I'm facist as fuck though. I was really annoyed when they made weight classes lower than lightweight. Who wants to see manlets fighting? Women mma is just that x10

Just get a couple of big units upwards of 100kg and let them fuck eachother up. Throw a fucking axe in there for all I care.

Modern mma was a mistake

>>74232949

>yeah I'm fascist as fuck though

Is that related to the rest of your post?

>>74232938
did he warn her because the blows were legal orrr...

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>>74232946
When did I say that the second time was legal blows?

hint: I never did. You misread things and went on a rampage because you're an idiot.

>>74232975
Just a way of saying I find ultra lightweight and womens mma boring

>>74232978
>>74232978
>When did I say that the second time was legal blows?


lol right here
>>74232488
>GDR did not commit a single foul.

hope you enjoyed getting BTFO aussie

don't take it out on your wife

>>74232949
>look at me everyone! I'm a manly man, fuck women and manlets! I'm so manly, look at me!!!!

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>>74233005
I unironically weigh over 250 pounds mate. Why would I want to see people half my weight fight?

>>74232717
Garbage would heem both of them at the same time weighing in at 135

>>74232990
Did you commit a foul on your opponent if your strike was legal when you threw it?

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>>74232949
>hating on the featherweight division because some irish manlet left it on hold for a year
>hating on the bantamweight division because my meme footwork is too much for you
>i'd rather watch arlovski gassing in the first round against frank mur
>i'm australian
>i know my shit

>>74233037
I unironically think anything less than welterweight is less interesting because of the lack of ko power. So what?

>>74233029
did the ref warn her because the blows were legal

yes or no

I want to see you squirm more

>>74232768
I would like him to go to Rizin.

>>74233057
The ref warned her because he's a bad ref, which is why he stood between them before the round ended after that. Why didn't Herb Dean warn Ronda about the after the bell shot she threw against Holm?

>>74233083
did the ref warn her because the blows were legal

yes or no

I want to see you squirm more

>>74232990
Ouch

>>74233083
>>74233088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRWSCVcijyQ

Was it a foul?

>>74233023
Do you also only listen to music made by people who weigh more than you? Wtf does relative weight have to do with your enjoyment of fights?

>>74233098
lol yikes eh

>>74233100
did the ref warn her because the blows were legal

yes or no

I want to see you squirm more

>>74233102
Whatever mate. See here>>74233052

>>74233108
Wrong australian

Why are Canadians so autistic?

>>74233102
legit question, are you retarded?

>>74233120
>Wrong australian
and the australian in question will now mysteriously disappear oooOOOooOOOOoooo

>>74233120
Plenty of ko power at welter and lightweight
>>74233121
Are you?

>>74233088
The ref warned her because he's bad at his job and wanted to throw her under the bus. The blows were legal, he was out of position.

>/heem/ on wednesdays

>>74233140
lmao the first blows were legal because the ref didn't do anything and the second blows were legal even though the ref warned her because he shouldn't have warned her hahahahahahah

>>74233153
>lmao the first blows were legal because the ref didn't do anything

The first blows were legal because the ref explicitly said that they were legal and the second blows were legal because he hadn't ended the round when she threw them, he ended it *as* she threw them. The foul is when you throw them *after* the round is ended.

I know that reading is hard for Canadians.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuNCp28tOS0&t=228s

>5.40

A gentle heeminder about what type of guys your fightfu is after

>>74233189
Is that the one where someone asks her how she is in bed?

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Those were clearly cheap shots by GDR. Can we stop now?

>>74233185

>the first strikes were legal because the ref said so and I trust his opinion

>the second strikes were legal because the ref can't be trusted

lmao even if you're not doing it on purpose you're still fucking hilarious bud and I appreciate it

>>74233133
I'm the Australian that has been talking about weight.

But yeah I mean you made your point. Hope it soothes you or something you fucking aspie

>>74233139
Yeah I like welter. Lw is about who's fighting, look at Ferguson/RDA

Ferguson outstruck him all fight but no ko and Ferg is a big boy for the division too. But yeah I mean my views have changed a bit recently. Really enjoyed Choi/Swanson and Garbrandt is my husbando atm

Just for a really long time there's been no action in those divisions. Don't want to see Johnson crush someone for the 100th time even though he's pound for pound best fighter imo.

It breaks down: He can do things that bigger people can't so he's technically a better fighter. But then a bigger boy can turn around and one shot him.

Also the memes man. I don't want to see Cruz/Faber 47 because Faber is a pretty face

There hasn't been any actual chop in those divisions since they were created until recently

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>>74233189
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>>74233208
Ain't no such thing as cheap except for women and wine.

>>74233211
You're an Asian manlet FOB, ain'tcha?

>>74233231
hope you enjoyed being BTFO

>>74233213
hope you enjoyed being BTFO


sorry just want to make sure I don't BTFO the wrong aussie only the fat one

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>>74233236

>>74233236
You've BTFO nobody, sperglite.

>>74233236
Adan, pls stop

Friendly reminder that Australia got BTFO by Canada during TUF: Nations.

>>74233254
I just wanted to make sure I got the right one godamn dude get off my back

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>>74233260

Is UFC on Sunday because of lellator?

Arguing on /heem/ is pointless because very rarely will the person you're arguing with concede that they're wrong, even if proper proof has been presented. Therefore it is a waste of your energy and theirs.

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>>74233275
idk but it translates as to being on monday so I feel a bit guilty about sitting around watching it all day desu

>>74233267
lmao u got so fuckin rekt bud

you will be salty for the rest of the godamn week

>>74233275
omg I didn't even realize it was on Sunday
fuck you for bringing that to my attention immediately after I BTFO'd aussie

>>74233275
Yup, they don't want to fuck with Fedor. Their counter-programming is shit.

GdR did nothing wrong

>>74233283
"having fun is pointless" - oh fuck kenya lol figures

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>>74233295
>lmao u got so fuckin rekt bud
When did you not look like na autistic loser and actually make a good point.

Also pretty sure you have the wrong aussie again but then your delusion seems pretty strong so who knows

>>74233317
lol this fucking guy

I was actually right and he actually is going to be salty for the rest of the fucking week lmao that is fucking unreal

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>>74233295
>>74233316
>this is what Canadians consider fun

Really fired up my thingken machines.

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>>74233331
God you're a sperg.

Wrong aussie mate

>>74233316
>typing out pointless shitty arguments for hours is your definition of fun
wew fuckin lad

>>74233333
wow nice digits, made me sit and quietly ponder for a small fraction of a passing moment

and of course it's fun what's wrong with you

it's like I have the power to slap that man's wife from the other side of the godamned earth and you're telling me that's not fun

>mfw I'm making cheese flavored ramen with two eggs per packet while autists argue about a fight that won't even matter when cyborg comes back
Ahhhhhhhh I love the sound of that oh baby

>>74233339
are you meaning to tell me that you are not in fact the aussie that was wrong but instead that you are the aussie that was fat

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>>74233301
Fedor still blowing out the UFC all these years later. Expect he'll find a way to pull off a win to boot.

>>74233369

t. lifelong cris cyborg fan

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>>74233372
Something like that.

>>74233386
>implying I watch wmma
I barely even watch mma lol

>>74232709
Easy fight for Fedor. Mitrione sucks and is old too.

>>74233388
so that you are a big fatty is indeed that which you are informing me of this instant

>>74233378
He will. He'll beat Mitrione and then everyone will say it was fixed. Wait and see.

>>74233406
>and then everyone will say it was fixed.
hmm strange why on earth would anyone ever consider claiming such a thing

>>74233406
Nice screen name. Filtered.

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>>74233402
Something like that mate.

Big enough to cuck little Canadians if history is any judge

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>>74233406
Yeah, that tends to happen. Everybody screamed about Chael-Tito but I didn't see what the big deal was. Mostly a bunch of salty goofs that picked Sonnen I think.

Honestly I didn't have a problem with the Maldonado fight either, Fedor was fortunate that it wasn't stopped but did some damage in the first and clearly won the last 2 rounds.

>>74233424
Dunno, maybe their retarded? I lol'd when people started claiming Tito-Chael was fixed because the fan favorite lost, despite not having fought in 3 years, being almost comically outsized and fighting clean for the first time in his career.

>>74233454
>their

>>74233451
Couldn't have said it better myself.

>>74233432
Why (You) me if you're just going to filter me? Why not just do it without drawing attention to yourself?

>>74233454
oh really that's what made you lol recently well let me tell you something my friend I lol'd when fedor beat maldonado but I mean to each his own right

>>74233480
Shut the fuck up dude holy shit

>>74232180
sperg op admitted to using this site for 2 years underage, full range ban him

>>74232978
>>74232990
>>74233098

lmao

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What would you rather see, from purely fight point of view, no belts, no rankings nothing

Yoel vs Bisping

OR

GSP vs Bisping

>>74233480
Fedor beating Maldonado was better than GSP "beating" Hendricks. But like you said, to each their own.

>>74233473
*They're. Apologies.

>>74233501
Id rather see rockholds vs Romero and gsp vs bisbong

>>74233501
Yoel by far

>>74233504
>Fedor beating Maldonado was better than GSP "beating" Hendricks.

see I know you don't actually believe that though but nice try anyways
I expected a bit more out of eire but hey what can you do

>>74233501
GSP/Bisping isn't even a fight. GSP could wrestlefuck him but I doubt Yoel will

GSP gives no fucks though. Honestly the most boring fighter to ever fight

>>74233497
>You've been watching MMA longer than the kid who makes these threads has been alive.

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>>74233500
Really, nigga?

>>74233518
Whatever, Fedor comfortably won 2 rounds against Maldonado, should have been scored a Draw realistically. GSP-Hendricks was an inexcusable robbery:

http://mmadecisions.com/decision/4707/Georges-St-Pierre-vs-Johny-Hendricks

UFC 209 Embedded:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErTye4WIgBc

>>74233560
why that nigga hair look like when u take a pic of a computer screen

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Normally I'd say that GSP needs a tune-up before going after the belt, but Bisping's exactly the kind of guy he would fight in said tune-up except he's got the belt. What a strange landscape for the UFC these days.

>>74233518
Nearly everyone thought Hendricks should've won that fight while even the biggest Fedor haters only claim a draw in a very close contest.

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>>74233560
The sick and twisted part of me hopes that Woodley gets the Goodes treatment man. I find the word nigger gratuitous even on 4chan but he really came in for it soooo

>>74233582
>>74233596
r2-r5 were non-controversial, and GSP edged r1. This wasn't a robbery, everyone just forgot what a close fight looks like when GSP is involved.

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Thanks for the shoe recommendation Karolina. Fuck Reebok. Fuck Nike. Literally better quality and not made by 3rd world children.

>>74233614
desu I bought a like $300(?) dollar pair of new balances maybe 6 or 8 months ago and they're pretty close to fucked. Give me a nice light hiking boot any day senpai

>>74233614
>yuge ugly N on every shoe

It's even worse than Nike swoosh on their shoes

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>>74233497
i've been using 4chan since I was 13, so 5 years now

>>74233100
koscheck deserved it, fuck that guy

WMMA needs to get rid of weight divisions desu

I'd happily pay to watch some 500lb tumblrista chatting shit after suffocating PVZ in her rolls.

>>74233670
Yeah I mean if I was going to take a guess at the most hated UFC fighter ever it would be that guy. Cheating fucking gollywog

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>>74233686
This

>>74233736
Poor thing. Realistically she just needed to be captured, taken to the hospital and given the electric.

Would have saved her a beating at least

>>74233686
Unexpected kek

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>>74233686
AMANDA NUNES YOU'RE TAKIN ERRYTHANG I WOK FO MUTHAFUCKER, IMMA FIGHT YO FUCKIN ASS

>there are people in this thread right now who unironically picked Alvarez to beat Conor.

I hope to God Bisping vs GSP doesn't happen, the fight makes ZERO sense

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC FIGHT NIGHT 105

Derrick Lewis vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Hector Lombard
Sam Sicilia vs. Gavin Tucker
Elias Theodorou vs. Cezar Ferreira
Sara McMann vs. Gina Mazany
Alessandro Ricci vs. Paul Felder

GSP is back you faggots.

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>>74233849
who's he going to fight?

>>74233830
>wanting a roider to get a title shot
>not wanting basedping to get a big payday
you're everything that is wrong with my sport

>>74233806
The trash talking would be GOAT

They could put on a whole show of body positive whales battling against the thin privilege of trained WMMA fighters.

>>74233840
>Johny Hendricks vs. Hector Lombard
Why was Hendricks given a killer after losing to Magney?

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>>74233830
>tfw Bisping wins over Silva, Hendo, GSP, Jones, Aldo, Demetrious, Ronda and Fedor in that order and retires as GOAT slayer

>>74233849
That coward purposely waited until McGooby left the building.

>log into heem.com
>see dorks STILL chasing pussy
>log out

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>>74233830
4 billion reasons, my man.

>>74233874
>getting knocked out by Hendo in thecurrentyear-1
>killer

Lombard is getting starched, m8.

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>>74233867
>JOANNA JĘDZREJCZYK YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK

>>74233874
Lombard hasnt killed anyone since Marquardt in 2013 and Hendo deleted his brain last year.

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>>74233840
LEWIS
HENDRICKS
SICILIA
FERREIRA
MCMANN
FELDER

>>74233900
Lol, not by Post-USADA Pig Rigg. He's a bum.

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>>74233894
>Log into heem.com
>Purchase art

>>74233926
tBH he was winning against Hendo until he wasn't

>>74233900
Ok. But what is the reason that Lombard went from killing everyone, being unstoppable to being a middling UFC goon? I mean Rogan has freely admitted that it might be steroids that make the UFC guys stronger but that was years ago. What happened to Hector that took away his soul?

>>74233926
He was meant to be the uncrowned king at one point though no?

Hey guys remember Rafael dos Anjos?

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>>74233840
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
McMann
Felder

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>>74233938
MIXED MARTIAL ARTS ARE NOT THE ARTS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/831949796361519104
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/15/14628304/holly-holm-officially-appeals-ufc-208-loss-due-to-punches-landed-after-horn?utm_campaign=arielhelwani&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

IT'S HAPPENING

>>74234000
>Holly wins the appeal
>UFC has to remake the fight

>>74234000
>>74234016
Nothing to appeal.

Ref is God and didn't call it. /story

>>74234000
Hope Holly wins and it gets overturned to a Draw. May as well book a rematch, the division has nowhere else to go for the time being.

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>>74234000
Repeating digits confirm the result will be overturned and Holly will murder that shitskin in the rematch.

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>>74233840

>Lewis
>Lombard
>Sicilia
>Ferreira
>Mcmann
>Felder

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>>74233988
Do you think she's mad about Dana supporting Trump?

>>74234000
No way in hell is she gonna win this. Jesus Christ what a joke that whole division is, it's three fucking fighters for crying out loud.

>>74234000

>Holly vs Germaine 2

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pretty sure the NSAC has never overturned a fight on appeal.

>>74234000
Do you think she has time to learn basics of BJJ until the rematch?

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Is he the Holly Holm of boxing?

>>74234079
For sure, probably is seething at Kraft and fuckyoutombrady too

>>74234139
Needs to learn wrestling first.

>>74234163
Who is that?
Sorry, I only watch canelo fights.

>>74234163

I hate this comparision because Honda was no were near as dominate as Mike was

Honda be literal whos in a fucking womens division

She was never good

>>74234163
>Was time to take a picture of him with a belt on
'no'

>>74234189
Who needs wrestling?
Just pull guard all night and block out the boos

>>74234208
>extremely fast starter
>finishing opponents really quickly
>mental problems
>first loss is a vicious KO against an opponent who's expected to lose

hmmm

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>>74234093
Never heard of that happening for a bout that ended in a decision I don't think. There are situations like Evinger's last fight(different state, obviously) but that's not really the same thing, generally fights only get changed to a NC if somebody pisses hot.

>>74234208
Same. Plus Douglas was known for coming in out of shape and blowing fights, Holm was an undefeated but relatively unknown prospect in her first real match.

>>74234208
desu Ronda fought the best in the division, not like she ducked anyone. Plus she was extremely dominant in her wins.

>>74234293
its easier to pretend like everything ronda was didnt happen because they bought into the hype

>>74234093
Good thing she's appealing to the NYSAC, then.

...Have they overturned a boxing match or anything?

>>74234257
>mental problems
What's wrong with her?

Vaguely remember she might have an iq of like 80 but that's it?

>>74234378
Fuck I'm an idiot.

>>74234465
Nothing's wrong with her IQ, probably, but she's been public about her suicidal thoughts and depression and father issues.

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>>74234641
She's just a fuckwit though, since when has being sad been a fucking mental issue?

>>74232306
this fight really exposed him


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLwj7cF8kgU

>>74234465
She was a moderator on pokemon forum or some shit like that

>janitors
>mentally healthy
choose one

>>74232709
i thougt it was big wiedman

>>74234738
kek

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>>74234753
There it is

>>74233610

>australia suddenly objective

what in the fuck boys

>>74233988
fucking kek'd my mao at this big time

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>>74234378
I've been following boxing for a long time and this really doesn't happen. Reversals are extremely rare and they happen on-site like with Woodley-Wonderboy. Decisions can change to a draw or NC on appeal - virtually always because of stoppages caused by fouls - but I can't recall a single time when a judges' decision was flat-out reversed. Best case scenario is Holm gets a draw and still isn't the champ.

State athletic commissions make shitloads of money from big event and they're not going to bite the hand that feeds them by fucking with outcomes and making the UFC look bad. It's the same reason that Silva-Diaz went ahead even though both fighters pissed hot before the fight, not after.

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How hard are you mmafags SEETHING now?

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>>74234707
>beating a roidmonster with Aldo tier TDD and 30+ pounds on him really exposed him

"no"

>>74234883
Buffer just read it wrong. Wasn't a reversal

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>>74234923
President is a fightfan not a mandrama fag

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>>74234923
Why would we be seething? Trump has been an MMA fan for a long time, he hosted some of the UFC's first shows when they couldn't find any other venues, and he held a significant stake in Affliction, a now defunct MMA promotion.

>>74234923
Are they all Trips kids??

>>74234814

>all of these charming childlike answers

>if you screw up, don't freak out over it, just think, two years from now, it will have no impact on your life whatsoever. If whatever you did will have an impact on you two years from now you REALLY screwed up, so you deserve to feel bad

that was her philosophy on life jesus

>>74235007
Some are Shane's I think.

>>74235007
daughters are his
sons are Shane's

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F

>>74234952
>Buffer just read it wrong. Wasn't a reversal
I don't think that is what happened

*beats the shit out of you*

>>74235094

>my last mma

Good job he's retiring, he sounds retarded

http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/david-branch/former-two-division-wsof-champ-david-branch-signed-ufc/

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>>74235017
>that life philosophy
Everytime

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>>74234935
Really not a bad decision like it's made out to be, neither guy did a whole lot. Good old fashioned cage hump like in one of the old tournaments.

>>74234952
That's not how I remember it, I thought the judges changed their scorecards. Maybe I should watch it again.

>>74233378
Fedor got knocked out by 185 pound pride champion. Crushed by BigFoot.

I bet Fedor saw what was happening to Cro Cop against JDS and said fuck the UFC is legitimately a fight promotion no fixed fights I where I win.

That's why he never fought.

>>74234976
Trump was literally inducted into the WWE hall of fame in 2013, kiddo.

>>74235235
Hmm I mean I on;y watched it once.

But yeah it was WWE shit. Woodley won

>>74235017
>charming childlike

More like autismal as fuck coming from 16 year old

>>74235094
F

>>74235235
>That's not how I remember it, I thought the judges changed their scorecards. Maybe I should watch it again.

The judges wrote the correct scores down but then wrote "WINNER BY SPLIT DECISION - TYRON WOODLEY" at the bottom. It should have said majority draw, clearly. That's what went wrong.

Bruce saw this and even went back to them to double check because he knew they had fucked it up, and they told him that was what he should say. So he said it.

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>>74235206
Why are there no shops of Goldy being JUST?

>>74234923

Why can't Stephanie give HHH sons?

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>>74235358
because we love him you goof

>>74233185
>>74233211

lmao

>>74235357
Didn't he announce Woodley as the winner at first? Pretty sure he had a do-over.

>>74235385
What's really sad is, if you look into their innocent little faces, they will be slags in mini skirts getting molested by roided up WWE guys in no time.

Just like mummy

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>>74233840
Browne
Hendricks
Ferreira
McMann
Felder

>>74235434
we hate him

>>74235094
My guess is the UFC cut him and he's decided to retire instead of working his way back.

>>74233213
What kind of bullshit is that. MM got BTFO by Cruz who fights 10 pounds heavier. How can he be p4p if he can't even compete with a dude in a slightly larger class. McGregor fought tooth and nail with a 170 pound Diaz and showed his skills and guts. MM has beaten legit nobodies.

Jon Jones is the p4p best and greatest fighter in mma history. Beaten the fuck out of all the previous Pride and HW Champs he faced and did it convincingly. He's beaten legit legends and the best dudes this planet has to offer.

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>>74235436
>pls notice me senpai

>>74235437
did you even read my godamn post seriously bud holy bud

>>74235533
Good post. I agree.

>>74235254
You sound like a retard. Could you rephrase that please? Also, read this while you're at it:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2691020-dana-whites-white-whale-the-ufc-chased-fedor-for-years-but-he-always-got-away

>>74235533
>McGregor fought tooth and nail with a 170 pound Diaz and showed his skills and guts.
actually it has been shown since that fight occured that Nathan weighed over 205lbs on the night of the fight

People said Conor had gone up two weightclasses to fight Nick Diaz - he actually went up FOUR! (McGregor only weighed 168lbs on the night of the fight)

>>74235609
>>74235533

>205lbs on the night of the fight

Diazfags i swaer, Nate was ATLEAST 700lbs

So who should BJ fight in his debut fight at 135?

>>74235649
Age and lack of skill

>>74235649
He should replace Cub against Artem.

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>>74235560
Well you kinda made it sound like Buffer caught it before announcing anything, just thought I'd ask.

Relax

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Fresh Cro Cop coming through

>>74235649

Ronda Rousey

She needs an easy win to get her confidence back

>>74235464

Expect atleast one of them to fuck Seth Rollins.

>>74235748
:(

Who is your favourite female fighter?

>>74235790
wgaf

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>>74235790
too easy

>>74235649
I heard Frankie was thinking of dropping down. How about another fight between them? Just to make absolutely sure the first fight wasn't a fluke.

>>74235790
Tyrone Woodley

>>74235711
he was a fucking psycho
thats why he succeeded in life

>>74233451
what the fuck is that webm. Any backstory to that?

>>74235790
None of them, you weirdo.

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>>74233840
Browne-Sub
Hendricks-KO
Tucker-Dec
Thedorou-TKO
Mazany-Sub
Felder-Sub

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>>74235790

>>74235955
>Mazany

t. Contrarian

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>>74235711
Based Cro Crops. The only good meme besides Reemposting.

>>74235891
Ken Shamrock's fight with Rich Franklin. Nobody knows what really happened, but to me it looks like he tries to sell a KO and realizes it won't fly and grabs his leg. Shamrock was washed up but had name power and Franklin was getting pushed heavily by the UFC, he got a title shot in his very next fight, so there would seem to be incentive on both sides.

>>74233840
>fake picks without the sweet header

guys i thought we were past this

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>>74233840
BLACK
BIGG
Tucker
Mutante
McMann
Felder

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>>74235790

>>74236186
le erpic american trul man

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>>74235997
hnnngh

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>>74233840

Travis
Pigg
Sicilia
Fereira
McMann
Felder

>>74235790

Michelle

>>74234923

I always knew you were a mandrama sperg

>>74235464
>>74235748

Back to your containment board you mentally ill manchildren.

>>>/asp/

>>74236169
thanks for the info. Just watched that fight.
That looked fixed as fuck to be honest.