how do we get nu males excited about baseball

we don't

Why would you want them to? Look at what they are doing to MLS. Disgusting.

More black players. MLB doesn't have enough "diversity" for them since latinos never count for that in their eyes.

>>74231809
you don't
only faggots like baseball

Play Pesäpallo instead

Add a DWH (designated woman hitter), a woman gets to hit.
An out doesn't count and the runners get a free base if she hits it to the outfield. If she gets a single or walk it automatically counts as a homerun, a double counts as 2x, a triple 3x and a home run or HBP 4x.
If she gets a home run with the bases loaded it counts as 16 runs.
The woman has to wear a skimpy outfit, she also has to be fit.

>>74231923
No, only faggots like MLS here. If they aren't choking themselves over their dumb scarves when it is summer here, they are posting about politics or harry potter.

If you guys witnessed, in person, the type of football fan Americans are, then you would understand.

>>74231945
sounds like you're just upset that even plastic millennial hipsters who like soccer realise baseball is too dull to get involved in

>>74231962
I would care more about MLS if the fans weren't abominable.

>>74231945
baseball is the fastest dying sport at the moment

>>74232070
What does that have to do with my post? I'm talking about faggots and MLS.

Baseball is way too boring

>>74232070
hopefully you're not too far behind it

>>74232113
rekt

>MLB makes around $8-9 billion per year
>i-its dying


:^)

>>74231945
>t. nu-male

>>74232158
If I was, I would be a supporter of a MLS franchise.

>>74232113
>>74232123
>>74232155
>MLB makes around $8-9 billion per year
Still averaging lowest viewership across all 4 major sports. Will eventually get surpassed by other sports.

>>74232317
too many fucking games

>>74231962
Except they don't like soccer, they like pretending to be european.

>>74232155
1200 more games than nba and NHL which is double what they play and they make around 4.5 billion. Also it's the only summer sport

>>74231809
I've seen this image a lot of times, it's just now I realize it's a baseball bat and not a golf club

>>74232317
> averaging
That shit is like 200 games a season

>>74231809
Make the strike box higher and allow steroid use.

We gotta get more strikes and put up more points, create more action.

NBA and NFL have more spectacular plays per game than MLB.

>>74231809
Less games in regular season
Less ads during games

>>74232458
lmao british people are retarded

Just put a play clock

>>74232564
*fewer

They should play it on ice. With long sticks. Maybe instead of a ball, a flat-ish disk.

>>74232714
you don't want our best athletes playing hockey. i mean, if you value olympic golds and world cups.

>>74232766
m8 while it's true that a lot of athletic talent in the US goes into sports other than hockey let's not pretend that baseball players are on average shining examples of our most athletic people.

I hope they would promote baseball here. I think it can get popular.

>>74231941
Good idea

>>74232812
They are, though. Even the handful of fatties are "strongfat".

>baseball changes to get the Nu male audience
>NL adopts the DH
>Games end in a tie after the 9th
>7th inning stretch removed
>White batters start with 1 strike against them


Oh god.

Until they actually enforce a pitch clock this sport will be too slow. I understand purists don't ever want to see it come to be but the pace of the game is not marketable with the no attention span generation. I honestly think if you can't pitch to a pitch clock then maybe you just not athletic enough to be up there pitching in the first place. Enough of these 30-50 second rests between pitches, nobody thinks this is actually viable for entertainment...

>>74233250
>maybe you just not athletic enough to be up there pitching in the first place

I agree, Same goes for the DH. If you can't field a position maybe you're just not athletic enough to play baseball.

Baseball is boring as fuck.

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>>74233250
>Pedro Baez

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>>74233278
>The entire NLCS

>>74233250
>but the pace of the game is not marketable
Is baseball that slow?
Also, what do you mean by pitch clock?

>>74233428
>but the pace of the game is not marketable
It really isn't as slow as some say. An NFL game takes 3 hours and 15 minutes on average. A NBA game is 2 hours and 30 minutes. Baseball is 3 hours and change but for whatever reason everyone says that is the slow game.

>>74233478
>3 hours
That's nothing.
The shortest format of cricket lasts more than that.
T20 cricket - 3-4 hours
One Day cricket - 8 hours
Test cricket - 5 days (each days play is around 8-9 hours)
Obviously these timings include breaks.

nu males do like baseball.

the real question is how do you get nonbeta cucks to watch baseball. there is no answer, only numales will watch luckswing and ballgrab.

>>74233478

NFL games are once a week though

162 three hour long games per team is boring just to think about

>>74233693
How many people watch more than just their team though? With Football people will watch 2 or 3 games a day.

>>74233428
A pitch clock as in like a timne you have to throw a pitch starting after the previous one ends, same as a shot clock like basketball has. There is a rule already about it but it goes completely unenforced. They need a physical clock counting down what I would argue should be 15 seconds to pitch each time.

>>74231809

Why do Japanese have weird big thighs?

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>>74233278
>>74233394
lol

>>74235258
This. In the 1950s, the average game was 97 minutes. Now it's 170 minutes, because umps don't enforce basic rules like maximum time between pitches, or do things that waste time like give the batters time every time they ask for it.

>>74235322
I think it's just the socks making her calves look smaller and the thighs bigger.

>>74232901
Why haven't we done this yet wtf. Imagine based Asian competitions between Japan, Korea, Taiwan and India.

>>74235353
>the average game was 97 minutes.
They also let pitchers go entire games rather than switch out for 9 different pitchers an inning

>>74232901
>>74235488
They tried. people laughed because Cricket is King in India.

>>74235489
True. I'd like to see some kind of limits imposed on pitching changes, obviously pitchers can't throw too many pitches but at the same time it's annoying to see multiple pitching changes in the same inning.

A rule limiting it to once per inning except in cases of injury would be good imo.

>>74232317
Are you talking national or regional viewership? It's very much so a regional viewed sport. Baseball fans usually aren't interested in watching other teams play on a Sunday night, especially when it is the forced meme of Boston v New York for the 10th time in a year on ESPN

>>74235545
Once per inning isn't really enough. I'd say 2 an inning or at least make them have to pitch to X number of batters before being pulled.

What they really need to crack down on is speed between pitches and the amount of times batters step out of the box to do their superstitious bullshit.

Wasn't there that pitcher on the dodgers that would take a literal minute between each pitch?

>>74235679
see
>>74233278

>>74235258
>>74235353
We have a similar thing in cricket. If the bowling (pitching) side takes too long to bowl their overs (pitches) the team gets fined for a slow over rate.

Baseball has the same atmosphere as golf. Watching it is 99% exceptionally dull.

Why does it take so long to change pitchers in the first place? They are already supposed to be warmed up when they hit the mound, I understand a handful of warmup pitches but why do they need a 5 minute commercial break?

>>74240684
you mean the most comfy atmospheres in sports

>>74231809
Put a hashtag in front of it:
#baseball
yw

>>74235623
september games when there are 9 changes an inning are cancer

>>74231809
>baseball
>excitement

Pick only one, and your choice cannot be baseball.

>>74243743
wtf i love baseball now

>wanting nu-males anywhere near your sport

ISHYGDDT

>>74231809
Some are. You just have to live in a city with a team, and have a paternal figure who also like baseball. It's simple.

Don't do anything. Don't even acknowledge them.

Millennial betas hate being catered to and like feeling "in control". They are the perfect foundation for the creation of a hipster and they will flock to things that other people don't consider to be popular. Look at what is happening to soccer in the U.S. If you go to every major liberal city you're starting to see more and more betas watch and even go to bars dedicated to European soccer. Same thing will happen to baseball, especially after that super duper lovey dovey underdog cinderella story of the Cubs. Beta males LOVE that shit, they eat it up like you wouldn't believe because it reinforces their feelings of being special snowflakes.

>>74231809
Do something like Koshien, seems like a good meme that motivates chink kids.

>>74231809
Who is this bloke that's got one of her cunt lips showing?

>>74244556
>AMI INAMURA, jap gravure idol