When will soccer be banned for being too dangerous?

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>jews use football to make white men dumber
>white man IQ drops into double digits
>brain structure becomes a mess from all the hard hitting
>jews assume their position as the master race
>whites become the new blacks
>mfw

>>74229758
WE WERE KINGS AND SHIT

>>74229738
>retards too dumb for any other job get paid to play sport
>retards get even more retarded from injuries in a job which requires them only to work out, keep off coke until the off season and not beat their girlfriends
>the public is expected to sacrifice entertainment for their safety.

fuck their health, I want blood

soon they'll have soccer helmets.

4 of how many without any issues?

Read the full article - the study is undermined by a lot of disrepancies.

is "soccer is too dangerous a-anyway" going to be the 2017 version of the "we don't care about soccer a-anyway" excuse used by amerihogs?

>>74229738
as an athletic trainer working in high school and youth athletics, I can tell you that eliminating headers from youth soccer is already being pushed directly due to fears of CTE, especially on the womyns side

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>>74229738
>taking too many balls to the face causes dementia

>>74229738
When Americans stop calling it a pussy sport and they'll stop doing that when someone dies in a hardcore fashion in the MLS. Then we'll get a short period of soccer being badass, before the SJWs step up and pussyfi everything.

>>74230139
>povertyball
>not already pussyfid

>>74230161
did you like not read the scenario where football's pussy status is temporarily uplifted jacques villeneuve?

>>74229738
>tried watching american football superbowl thing with some US expats from my uni
>they are really excited
>find out it's literally less than 20 minutes of action
>hours upon hours of ads and bullshit

>>74230205
stupid criticism - it's a strategy game that also happens to be a sport.

>>74230223
It seems no other country in the world other than the us & canada understands this deep strategic sport because nobody watches it.
>maybe it is because americans go into full cardiac arrest after 20 minutes of excersize

This can simply be fixed by adding more breaks into the game e.g. four quarters with half an hour of ((((((commercial breaks)))))) in between

>>74230348
or just give helmets to the players

plus know you can sell another place for ads

>>74230205
>74230205

you need to watch college games

less ad breaks there

>>74230062
Dude, america is fucking doomed. I swear.

should have been banned long ago for being dangerously boring. Why do you think they have 'firms' and other thug shiet.

Just take out headers.

It's called FOOTball anyway

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>>74230062
>look it up
>it's true
wew, gjge america