/hoc/ hoggey

1st for Marner

>>74225846
Minnesota round 1 exit

Go Sens!

Why do hockey players have so much bucked teeth

>tfw Canadiens don't need to spend 80 million to get a coach to take them to the promised land

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>>74225846
I was about to make a thread
Had this beauty of a picture ready

>>74225881
those are Finn teeth for eating hare raw

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>>74225842
>you now remember hoc bullying him when they found pics of his sister

>>74225887
Saved

We will make this the next OP pic

>>74225906
>tfw she'll never peg me

Karlsson is so fucking good at that

Name a talented prospect that is going to bust because of how lazy he is

I'll start with Julien Gauthier

>>74225789
He never busted to begin with. Being that he's only 19, is in his first season, and playing in NJ, he is probably doing better than he should be. Looking at his time on ice/game (~14min) these are his linemates:

P.A. Parenteau
Beau Bennett
Seth Helgeson
Devante Smith-Pelly
Sergey Kalinin
Blake Pietila
Stefan Noesen
Jacob Josefson

Not exactly much for support there.

LEAFS VS ISLES GAMETHREAD

>>74225469
>>74225469
>>74225469
>>74225469
>>74225469

>>74225911
Thank you, Mr Leaf!

The fuck you waiting for Pens?

>>74225923
Laine
Plays too much ps4
Not enough defence

>>74225906
fuck you don't give me PTSD

>>74225935
Helgeson is a defenseman mate

Nyquist should get ____ games

He will get ____ games

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B T F O
T
F
O

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>>74225938
No problem red Finland

>>74225941
lol GENO

>>74225906
didn't it all start when he posted some tickets that had his name on it? I don't remember

>>74225952
Ya, forgot to remove the D men on the copy pasta.

>>74225955
Should get 10

Will get 0

>>74225961
>in first place
>still gets fired

>>74225945

must have been late 2015/early 2016

>>74225984
He should get 20 but he'll get 7. Screen cap this.

>>74225951
Max is that you?

>>74225955
i wish i had a job where i could assault people and just get a temporary suspension

>>74225961
>Replacing Therrien with Julien

It's like they want to lose.


Who goes for Therrien now that he his fired?

>>74226006
become a cop m8

>>74225998
>>74226003
I've been back in the states since July 2015

>>74225906
That's my cousin's wife, not sister.

> 74226008
this level b8 isn't even worth a pic or a (you)

Nyqueest will get 4 games; he should get 1. I don't understand what the hubub is about. He jutted his stick out in reaction. Nothing at all like McSorely.

>>74226026
Fuck off, BLM

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>>74226008
The Panthers.

Ducks/Cucks gamethread where

>>74226040
>BLUE LIVES MATTER faggot
Walk outside and hope you freeze to death

>>74226045
Their "old" logo is so much better than the new one
Don't make me miss it too much

>>74226028
Post face and time stamp

>>74226040
Oh look a new trip to filter
I guess V Day isn't a bust after all

>>74226040
>he doesn't want to become a cop in the suburbs and get paid 6 figures with overtime to hassle teenagers and take their weed and smoke it

>>74226085
>Not filtering trips from the start

Here is the problem

>>74226085
the highlight of the most romantic day of the year is blacklisting someone for using a tripcode?

that would be amusing if it weren't so pathetic

>>74226068
the new one looks like it was designed in an alleyway by a vagrant who only had access to three colours

When ever a coach gets fired I always think of the commissar from battlefleet gothic when he assassinates a captain

>"That was your last chance" Blam

Well, I can't even cry refpuck, because the snes are getting away with all kinds of chippy shit, but how the fuck you gonna tell me you can call that penalty on Stone and not call embellishment on Buffalel? Stone tapped him with his stick and he leapt so far he could put Olympic long jumpers to shame.

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>tfw u finnish bust

>>74226129
Looks like you're circling the drain with me buddy
Also trip back on

>>74226129
>the new one looks like it was designed in an alleyway by a vagrant who only had access to three colours
That's painfully accurate

>>74225781
>>74225801
but what about the rest of the pong fans??

>>74226068
>>74226129
I don't give two shits about the logo, I want Rowe out of Florida.
#bringbackGallant

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>>74226078
Only one

>>74226008
has therrien ever won anything, or even come close to winning anything?

>>74226156
He lost the stan lee cup in '07 to Detroit.

>>74226176
detroit didn't win stan lee in 07

>>74226153
honestly gamethreads are just weird lately

hockey night in canada you see maybe three threads, meanwhile a 4 PM tuesday laffs game has a thread before the puck drops

>>74226155
lmfao

>>74226184
'08 then, always get the years fucked.

>>74226155
lol you moron your face and IP is going into a database somewhere

If not for Ryan Miller, Pens would be winning this game by double digits.

>>74226156
Made the finals with the Pens in 08
Made the AHL finals in 04
Won the QMJHL in 96

>>74226186
Yeah thats cause we actually start threads ive started atleast 20 threads myself this season

>>74226148
nah i'm at work getting paid watching hockey while you cry about a random string of characters

i'm nowhere close to your drain

>>74226155
You look like a chill dude

>>74226155
Would you not be fucking retarded for once mate?

>>74226192
>>74226201
Stop being rude or lets see what you fags look like

@74226155
I don't know, you look kinda different did you find a way to shrink your nose

because if yes, you should keep going

>>74226219
no

I know this question might be retarded

But with the addition of the Las Vegas franchise, will there be more regular season games?
To my knowledge, the amount of games haven't changed for pretty long
31 teams is many though

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>>74226219
Me on the left

>>74226232
no

>>74226156
he got fired by pittsburgh the season they won the cup

Why does everyone always mess with Puljus face. Mother fucker looks goofy enough as it is

>>74226245
History repeats itself

>>74226250
That's the point

>>74226253
CHILLS

>>74226206
Enjoy your career in building security
Nobody pulls the ladies like rent a cops

>>74226242
Thanks Leaf

do you think a bin finn could ever have a position of power?

like coaching or being a GOOD gm?

>>74226028

yeah just noticed too that this was a year off. I started reading here december 2014 and posting a few months later
time flies desu

>>74226262
>he doesn't have a cushy office job where he can watch stuff on the other monitor

absolutely disgusting

>>74226304
FUCK OFF KIPPERS REEEEEEEEEEE

tfw missed 2 periods of the pens game

how was it so far?

>>74226367
for the pens? good
for the canucks? miller is keeping them in the game, by a mile

>>74226367
Pretty standard. Miller is doing well.

>>74226367
Granlund is the Canucks best player. Penguins dominated possession and Miller is doing his best to ruin the tank

>>74225972
>excellent
to be a top 6 player in the NHL you should be able to eclipse 50 points on a regular basis. Kalinin and Josefson are both 25 and have statlines rather similar to 4th liners (on good teams), i.e. probably career bottom 6 players. That doesn't mean they're bad because teams need players like this and they excel in these roles, but these are not the players your core is made of. Henrique fits the mold as a top 6 player-somewhat consistent, but it's highly unlikely he will get into the 60-65 point terrain where you would want your first line centers. And that's when he has Hall on his wing (iirc). At 4M $ he would be an ideal 2nd line center but he's nobody you want to build your team around. and that's the point of 1st line centers. let's just look at the cup winning teams of the past years. the 1st line centers:
Crosby
Toews
Kopitar
Bergeron

the 60-65 points are not a benchmark you have to reach; if you have 3 REALLY good scoring lines, 50-55 points are sufficient. but the Devils don't have that and they need help down the middle.

>>74226253
>Therrien gets fired again
>Pens win the Cup again

Hope you're right, anon.

>>74226374
>>74226377
>>74226384
I feel like if we didn't have Miller we could potentially finish under the 65 points as predicted by EA.

What a fucking season... don't know if I should be happy in Miller for keeping us in tight games or sad he's ruining our draft pick.

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>my ex-girlfriend
>I never had a girlfriend before

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

>>74226443
Be like Buffalo and trade him to St Louis

john shannon looked so much more normal height behind the desk, but when he goes out to games he's such a manlet, fuck

crosby now has 999!

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not tonight, crosby

not tonight

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PENULTY SHOT ALERT

it's funny when you see Miller breaking his stick and going ballistic when he lets in just 1 goal

because he knows the Canucks will lose that night since it's not going to the shootout

>>74226535
Massive refpuck

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>all the normies are doing normie shit with their gf
>4chan is just autists and losers tonight
Feels comfy, /hoc/

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that was the worst PS call I have seen in my life

>laffs

>>74226558
both goals were pretty shit defending. skillie fucking passed the puck right to maatta on the first goal

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>>74226573
>hanging around losers
>comfy

what did you mean by that post

who here is good at programming

>>74226573
I have a gf but she doesnt like valentines so im watching leafs :)

Sid get 1000 on an empty net assist

/cric/key

>>74226592
33% of our forwards are AHL replacement players (Skille/Magna/Chaput/Gaunce) and 50% of our defense is trash.

I don't know why retarded Canucks fans on forums think our defense is good other than the fact that they're "big" and "young".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76CTtihYdno

based stream right here for mcjesus

>>74226573
It's 03:10 in Denmark
My wife went to bed 4 hours ago, my daugther fell asleep 5 hours ago
All hockey nights for myself, in peace and harmony

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>>74226573
Can confirm no gf man that wanted to skating today but got cucked by fucking day

>team in 1st place
>fire head coach

canada will never win the cup again

>>74226626
How is Guddy doing in Hongcouver?

>>74226626
We're like 19th in goals allowed. That's pretty good considering how bad it should be

>>74226642
Can't tell. He played 30 games with a injury for most of it, had surgery to fix it and has been out ever since

>>74226643
Basically Miller. As long as we don't run him into the ground.

>>74226642
>he wants $5M a year
>6 points

>Duncan Keith is $5.5 a year
>40 points

Gudbranson should fuck off.

Also, it's funny how Brent Burns has twice as many goals as our defense combined.

>>74226450
Ben Hutton's gay dude

>>74226675
I thought he was just awkward in general, but he does act pretty gay.

And he subtly called Tanev gay, maybe he was deflecting.

>>74226671
Do you actually think Keith would only get that much now? And comparing points is retarded. He'll probably get like $4.5M

BILL

LOL Malkin and Bill just toying

>>74226641
>3-6-1 last 10

If the rest of the atlantic wasn't such shit, we wouldn't even be in the race.

>>74226731
He would get burns money if he were a FA this summer.

>fiddler_impersonates_bieksa.avi

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>can't keep the puck in the zone
>leads to a goal because you're too fucking slow to skate back

huh...

>the laffs paid Kessel $4M this year so he could score a goal on the Canucks

HUH...

>>74226743
Post it

>>74226701
You don't get a fucked up horse mouth like that by not suckin dick your whole life

>>74226758
Yeah we paid him that much just so he could fuck you faggots even more.

WORTH
EVERY
PENNY

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>>74226731
What has Gudbranson done that warrants $4.5M per year?

Sbisa's is JUST living up to his $3.6M contract this year. Not the previous 2.

>>74226751
Fuck off.

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Who will we play in the Stan lee?

>>74226671
Thing is though is that Keith is offensive D-man while Guddy is a stay-at-home D-man.

>>74226791
>Chiraq
Lol

>>74226791
You'll be sweeped by the blues in the first round

>>74226762
It's really gross looking tho

like imagine a hole that poop comes out of

>>74226796
>>74226797
stale shitty memes, typical /hoc/

>>74226780
>paying 3 players $5M
>paying another player $4M to NOT play for you
>haven't made the ploffs in 12* years

worth it indeed, hmm...

>>74226802
i can imagine it, i've put my dick in a couple
post it

>>74226802
fag
>>74226816
this

Name 5 RWs better than Mark Stone

I'll wait.

>>74226794
We sure have a lot of stay at home defenseman.

Edler - 2 goals
Biega - 0 goals
Larsen - 1 goal
Sbisa - 2 goals
Tanev - 0 goals
Tryamkin - 1 goal
Stetcher - 2 goals

Hmm...

>>74226824
Tarasenko
P. Kane
Pavelski
Perry
Kessel

>>74226824
patrick kane
vladimir tarasenko
joe pavelski
corey perry
phil kessel

>TRADE ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW
- Miller

Stecher just gave the puck away.

Great defensive stalwart play!

>>74226812
Yeah and he just scored on you again
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH
BTFO
KEEP TALKING MAYBE HE WILL GET A HATTY

>>74226843
Great minds think alike, dear Amerifriend
>>74226842

>>74226824
Kane
Kessel
Laine
Oshie
Tarenseko
Jagr
Hossa
Kucherov
Vorachek

>>74226833
Surprise that Edler is having a bad season. Thought he would be the best one.

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>>74226851
Since when was Phil Kessel called "Matt Cullen"?

What did this laff fan mean by this post?

>>74226861
He's really stopped giving a shit. He can get away with a defensive only meme at this point

>>74226869
Kessel scored twice you stupid fuck are you blind?

>>74226844
"But only to California!"

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>>74226881
>Kessel scored twice
>when he only scored once

Are laffs fans retarded on purpose?

At least >>74226839 deleted his post when he realized he was wrong.

Guess laffers are delusional and retarded as fuck.

Should've guessed, since they have 0 (ZERO) hockey knowledge.

Will Therrien find another job in the NHL?

>>74226946
>las vegas placeholders

>>74226946
vegas

When are we gonna find out the roster for Vegas? Who's gonna be in goal?

>>74227060
expansion draft isn't happening until June

>>74227060
Expansion draft is on June 21 and whoever they pick in the entry draft on June 23

>>74227060
Fleury most likely or one of those fins in Dallas

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>don't know how the cap works
>don't know how salary works
>don't know how scoring works
>don't watch games
>don't understand games
>don't know hockey

jesus... laffers are the gift that keeps on giving

Auston Matthews has 27 goals.

>>74227097
Vasilevskiy would be nice too

>>74227144
Buston Bustthews

Do people still hate Crosby?

God I hate the Wild announcers. Most obnoxiously biased in the game.

Trade predictions lads?

>coyotes

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>tfw you completely outplay the fucking laughing stock of your division and still lose
>tfw a goalie who used to play for you and could be counted on to let in at least 4 goals every start stopped 39 shots and has a fucking 4-0-2 record against your team since being traded
>tfw your rival who you are in a really fucking close points race in the standings fucking blew their opponent out 7-1 tonight
FUCK YOU ROBIN LEHNER! YOU FUCKING SUCKED SHIT WHEN YOU WERE HERE YOU SWEDISH PIECE OF SHIT.

>>74227176
At this point it would only be because they've been conditioned to.

>goalie interference
What a waste of a challenge.

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>>74227242
You need to get under his skin to beat him. That's what Hongcouver found out.

>>74227242
Rough. Also pottery.

>3 goals in like 45 seconds

>>74227144
Dat backhand on the PP was filthy
And the boardwork before the 2nd goal

>Refs have been obviously supporting the Mild all game
>Vermette slashes ref in the back of the leg off the faceoff

Reminder that I could one-punch KO every Canuck in this thread.

>>74227317
I mean the tripcunt canuck is a fucking tranny gook so we're spotting you one there

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>>74227317
with what arms?

>>74227351
Isn't that little fucker cute

>>74227351
:3

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>>74227371
its all jokes
I would love to visit your beautiful country one day

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>>74227242
Don't you know how this story ends?

>>74225986
Not so fast
With love from Buffalo

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>>74225986
Don't worry, we'll fuck this up again

>>74227384
why are the stars placed so randomly

>>74227387
>That male on the right wearing a choker
Fucking Laffs

>>74227426
Because you're a cunt.

>>74227399
fuck you, how many 1st overalls have you had now?

let us have one

>>74227431
tripfag rekt by kiwi

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>>74227422
>Lost Matthews
>Benning was proud of the 3 wins that killed the franchise

>>74227442
I they've only had that 1 actually. They got cucked out of McDavid in 2015 and Ekblad in 2014

>>74227462
don't forget this season

>last undefeated team
>7 game win streak in the middle of the season

rip us

Laine styling all over dullass

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>mild power play
>0/5
Pick both

>>74226808
Unless you close the gap with MN, you got Nashville or St. Louis.

>>74227387
>all those losers who can't afford tickets in Toronto
>all those pathetic saps who actually buy season tickets in our building just to root for our opponents
Laffs fans are a particularly special brand of sad.

>>74227580
Blackhawks will finish second and sweep the Perds

Mild will choke in round 1 against the Kongs

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>>74227480
>Those lucky win streaks make us a good team
>Ignore that 9 GAME LOSING this season AND last season

Somebody stop him

Time to apologize about the bust talk, sp
No pic of laine cuz mobile

>>74227600
Barkov>Laine

>>74227600
Fuck you, Finland. You netted us super busts Jakke Virtanen and Olli Juolevi

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Ayyy

>>74227600
Matthews has 27 goals while playing with two rookies

Laine was a vegetable for a week and has 23

>4thlaine

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>>74227614
Death to Finnish busts

>>74227626
26 and more points than austism busthews

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>>74227626
Stay angry

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>Finns are good players lol

>Finnish Goaltending

>>74227626
>all 3 goals assisted by scheifele

fuck, just keep them together already

>>74227652
I like another guy and I also have that same pic with the same name

>>74227634
Matthews has 27 goals and 19 assists
Laine has 24 goals and 21 assists

Please explain to me how Laine has more?

>>74227668
learn to count

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What did he mean by this?

>>74227668
>>74227634
My bad did not realise he had a hat trick tonight

Hes still a bust tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBS1PrMDZus

Do you like this kind of music, /hoc/?

>>74227668
>I'm going to count matthews' game tonight but not laine's

https://www.nhl.com/gamecenter/dal-vs-wpg/2017/02/14/2016020841/recap/box-score#game=2016020841,game_state=final,lock_state=final,game_tab=stats

>>74227678
no

>another ENG for Laine

What's that, four?

Matthews has zero.

>>74227668
>>74227676
Are laffs fans fucking retarded?

They keep embarrassing themselves tonight.

>>74227689
two. He has like 4 posts on empty netters though.

>>74227689
Laine is good at shooting on empty nets.

Especially his name.

Pull that up, Jamie.

>>74227590
Assuming you do, about 50:50 right now.

That being said Chicagocan suck a dick, Nashville's sending you home.

>>74227689
If Matthews didn't suck defensively he'd get more chances at the EN.

>>74227713
Matthews is a rookie center. Laine is a winger playing with an established center.

Try to spot the difference.

And Matthews is far better defensively than Laine.

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>>74227722
>And Matthews is far better defensively than Laine

Pretty much everyone is better defensively than a faggot who scores an own goal lmao

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Found this in the folder.

With 24 games left, Hasb can't reach 60 anymore.So whoever made that audacious claim...

Faggot status: Confirmed.

>>74227722
If Matthews is so good defensively then why isn't he shifted to wing to help his team in the late stages? Shorten the bench and run your best players out there to hold the lead. Of course, that would require Toronto to actually be able to hold a lead, either this year or in April of 2013

>>74227766
This is autistic

>>74227748
To be fair, that goalie has shit rebounds.

>>74227780
That's a great way to help him learn. Not to play him in those situations.

It's a wonder you're not an NHL coach.

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What if they're both equally good?

>>74227780
Do you even watch hockey lmao

>>74227793
>remove matthews' "shitty" linemates that actually carry his ass
>put him with other defensively good players like Nazem "7 consecutive Selkes" Kadri
>hold onto the lead and score some ENG

>>74227805
>defensive zone draw in the last minute
>nah, I'll only put one (1) centre out there, if my one (1) centre is thrown out of the circle I'll accept a faceoff loss and potential GA

I thought the >laffs had God's Gift to Coaching

>>74227796
AINEC

>>74227810
>Babbycock got $5M a year last year to lead them to 30th place

woah... so this is the power of God's Gift to Coaching...

>Crosby couldn't put up 2 points against a basement team

And why do people think this guy is good?

>>74227814
And
It's
Really
Extremely
Close

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>>74227829

>>74227810
Is this what Winnipeggers are always like, rest of Canada? Is this why they're all impoverished trailer trash?

what teams do you guys casually root for?
college team, your local team, high school, different conference from the team you support?

>>74227838
>spic gets styled over
>stops never creates a coherent argument how Matthews is good defensively but doesn't play in defensive situations
>f-f-fuck winterpeg lmao natives and mouthwash

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>>74227839
For me, it's Team Finland.

>>74227839
My home city's team.

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>>74227839

Go Wheaties!

>>74227850
Matthews plays in plenty of defensive situations. I'm not going to spend my night correcting your misconceptions.

>>74227838
It's not a Winnipegger, dollars to donuts it's an assmad Hongcouverite/Coiler fan

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>>74227796
They're not equal. One is a finn and the other is a laff.

It will never be anything but shitposting because it covers every single base:
>finnish golden age
>us vs canada vs finland
>desert hockey player
>1st and 2nd overall
>chance to make fun of the laffs inability to ever succeed

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>>74227839
my other conference team is the sparkle dogs. It's nice in a low-stakes "well at least they tried" way. Might have to switch to the knights if Arizona actually gets decent.

I casually root against every team in the SPHL, but especially these guys.

>>74227871
Except for 6x5 situations. Either that or he's not good enough to get the puck during them, which makes sense since the >laffs can't hold a lead for shit

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>Hit the showers, Arizona

>>74227887
if there's another edmonton goal there'll be a fight

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>>74227590
The hockey world deserves a rematch of the 2014 Hawks-Kongs WCF. Best series of the decade. I'd be ok with this outcome.

>>74227850
he lacks empty net goals, which is a good thing - they just pad stats needlessly, and most coaches don't want players selfishly going for them. Retards like Evander Kane who go for empty netters all the time and end up with an icing, fucking over their team.

Instead of acknowledging that it's impressive he hasn't padded his stats, you're reaching to say it means he's not good defensively. That's an incredibly moronic argument to apply to a rookie center.

>>74227903
no it wasn't
sharks preds was fucking awesome
and dude so was caps / pongs

>arizona broadcast team jerking each other off about crosby

can you just focus on the game please?

>>74227908
Smells like recency bias.

And Caps Pongs only went 6 and included a choke/dissapearance of Caps most productive player at the time, Kuznetzov. That's not good hockey.

Sharks preds was solid, for sure.

reeeeee fucking gibson

>>74227907
>he just doesn't want to

Just like how Toews doesn't want to score more points and focuses on being $10.5M of defence

>>74227931
You are a retard for holding it against a player that he hasn't gotten empty net goals. It's as simple as that desu

If the situation were reversed and he had far more ENG than Laine you would 100% be memeing on him for that

>>74227955
And you would find some other reason to besmirch Laine's superiority

>>74227916
I get it
on paper it was a great series, but weren't there a fuckload of blowouts?
the capitals / penguins series felt really really even

Leave the wagon alone REEE

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>split McDavid and Draisaitl up
>they both immediately have multi-point games
>mfw

>>74227839
Team Switzerland (that heart tho)

Penguins

Laine is a god

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>>74227998
>Send Puljew down to the ""Bakers""field
>McDavid & Draisaitl become league leaders

Really makes u think

>Laine with a hatrick
>Matthews still has more goals
tsk tsk tsk

>>74227998
>>74228020
10 more points until Draisaitl becomes the German Ubermensch and holds the record for most points in a single season by a German

>>74228036
How many points until he passes Marco Sturm?

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>>74228036
>this post

is plebbit down?

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>>74228064
Hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/leafs

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>>74228083
>>74228036
ugh, could you just like ugh, please stop?

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>>74228036
>Leon "The God" Draisaitl

Canada is reddit the country

>>74228100
lol, why do the posters on hfboards take everything so seriously?

>>74228108
can you gas yourself?

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Hello lads. Recently got back from my weekly board game night. I was disappointed to see the mild got shutout. However I hope you are still all doing well. That brings me to my question.
What movie should I watch?

>>74228107
Take your upvote and leave

>>74228122
Gladiator

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>>74228100
Really forces you to pontificate

>>74228138
>420 votes

DUDE

>>74228136
I actually watched it within the past month, can that be a pass?

>>74228138
>8.8
fucking glorious

>>74228147
Apocalypse Now.

6 weeks vacationing in Mexico and no /hoc/ to be seen in this godforsaken land.

How's my Oil doing?

>>74228148
>48

absolutely godlike

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>>74228153
I'd rather watch Gladiator than that 3 hour mind fuck.
Thank you for the 1 response /hoc/

>>74228160
Win streak, slump, Win streak, slump, Win streak for a long time then slump and they just won tonight

>>74228194
Do you use TPB? What's their domain these days?

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Haters gonna hate, one of the best of all time. People will say hes a whiner when a lot of great players (including Gretzky!) have admitted they used to dive & whine early on in their careers. The guys matured a lot the past decade and whether you choose to admit it or not, having the 5th best points per game average in NHL history puts him right up there with the founding fathers of the NHL, Howe, Orr, Gretz, Mario, Bossy ect

Its insane man, Sid's got like a 1.38 ppg average in todays NHL..thats just freaking unheard of. The fact hes up there with Bossy, Orr, Gretz, ect who all played in an era where scoring happened a lot more often makes you wonder where Sid might rank had he played in the high scoring era of the NHL.

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leave stars to me

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>>74228031
More brain cells too

>>74228203
No. 4 all time behind Gretzky, Lemieux and Orr

>>74228160
Can't score lately. McLellan was running Maroon - McDavid - Eberle as the top line tonight, with Draisaitl playing 2C, and they beat Arizona 5-2. Looks like Drai might be back at centre for a few games at least.

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>>74228216
That always reminds me of the ending of the wizard of oz

>>74228202
nah, Ice films dot info, It basically links to sites similar to mega upload, You can mostly get around the cancer but the other day I had to reset my browser due to some dumb fucking script. Would still recommend over torrents.

>>74228122
Apocalypto
The Royal Hunt of the Sun
Zodiac
Seven Samurai

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>>74228218
>beating Arizona is an accomplishment

>>74228217
I agree with this as much as I hate ranking defensemen against forwards and or goalies

>>74228235
It is for the >flim flams and >shorks

>>74228235
didn't the oilers get embarrassed the last time they played the sparkledogs?

>>74228031
Autist spicjews also has several more games played and only one more goal lel and less points overall and wasn't fucking concussed for weeks

All in all, pigsnout a shit

>>74228160
>6 weeks vacationing in Mexico
Why would you do that to yourself?

>>74228252
>plays a harder position
>with two rookies
>isnt completely useless defensively

Laine is power play and Ehlers/Scheifele tap in baby.

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3 hat tricks at age 18 >>> four-goal debut at 19 where your team loses

>>74228245
Oilers have a 3 game winning streak against the Coyotes. The Coyotes have used refpuck to dominate the Oilers for a long time though

>>74228218

Is Nuge still playing like a 3rd line centre? Did Pouliot benched for being a fucking bum? Is our backup situation still shit?

>>74228261
reminder that laine has only been a winger for six (6) years after being a goaler

Ok friends I am going to watch Gladiator. I intend to watch Zodiac when I dont work the next day/

>>74228203
It wouldn't surprise me either if he ends up being one of those guys who plays into his 40's still at a relatively high level.

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>tune out after the second period
>check score now
>7-1

wew

>>74228290
Yes and no. His game is built more on power down low and brains than on raw speed but his brain could quickly become mush if he keeps getting clocked

>>74228273

Is he, dare I say it, the new Selaani?