/rug/ - super rugby edition

Zebo a shit lol.

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>He is the best back 3 player on the planet right now
that is just patently untrue, he's probably not even top three in this hemisphere, decent player though, certainly up there.

Zebo is world class

If Ben Smith had joined Munster he would have sat on the bench watching Zeebs

>>74225671
Quade looking crisp lads https://youtu.be/kKvDY4fTOVc?t=26m14s

>>74225759
If Ben smith had joined Munster there would be a lot fewer Munster lasses walking about.

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>>74225863

>tfw no Tameifuna and Atonio in same first row

wtf half of chch is covered in smoke lads

I don't watch Rugby, but seeing as my team is undoubtedly the best in the world i would like to gloat for a second and say fuck you all

>>74226528
If you're one of those nz flags that posts in /nfl/ you should execute yourself

>>74225631
>Earls has been excellent this 6N
how? please answer that

he was comfortably our worst back against scotland

>Earls and Zebo aren't our two most talented back 3 players.
zebo is our best, purely going forward on the wing and at the moment earls is too, (which says an awful lot about our back 3 options) but he's never been of international class, scores enough tries but every other part of his game is lacking

finishing - great
speed - good
aggression - good
fielding - adequate
kicking - poor
defence - poor
positioning - poor
passing - poor
awareness - poor
vision - poor
decision making - poor

literally countless times he's been shown up as inadequate at test level throughout his career, trimble is definitely ahead of him in the pecking order too

only thing stopping him starting against france is his lack of game time

>>74226597
>kicking - poor
>defence - poor
>positioning - poor
>passing - poor
>awareness - poor
>vision - poor
>decision making - poor
I'm not that big a fan of zebo but i think that's a little harsh. One thing I will say is that he has impressed me more in a munster shirt thatn he ever has playing in green, lower quality of opposition perhaps, less pressure.
One thing I always feel with zebo is when the chips are down and you need someone to stad up and be counted he won't be there. When times are good sure he'l score a try or two but when things get rough and dirty I dunno if he has the heart and conviction to be counted. Whereas if you look at players like sexton, o'connel or best you can tell they give a shit when the game is going good or bad.

>>74226569
What's wrong with football la?

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Y U R O P E D

>>74227279
It's a bastard child of rugby

>>74227279
It's for cunts.

>>74227323
>>74227354
Can't you just enjoy both?

>>74227368
the sport itself is mostly alright, but the play stoppages are dreadful. Also unlimited substitutions is stupid, you shouldn't need an entire team for offense and defense.

>>74227368
Yes, if you're a cunt.

>>74227368
watched it waiting for super rugby. Its definitely watchable but theres a lot wrong with it. most games fatigue plays almost no part. way too many players and stoppages

cut the maximum number of players in a team in half and make the game flow quicker and Id watch it more

the superbowl was fun this year though

>>74227394
It's a game entirely of setpieces. Stoppages and clock management are just apart of the game, though because of it I would never watch a full game without any big teams. The unlimited subs allows for two whole teams which allows for more specialization and more in depth tactics.

>>74227432
I can understand, but it seems less based on the skill of the individual players and more on the management of the team. A good team should be able to come up with a play in a short period of time, and play both offense and defense.
>>74227428
I agree, I don't regret watching the super bowl

>>74227463
It's basically idiot-proofing sport against the players being retarded. All they need to do is execute skills. They do not need to be able to manage themselves in any way. There are about 3 players on the team who need to be capable of making decisions.

>>74227509
>There are about 3 players on the team who need to be capable of making decisions.
QB, RB and TE?

Pretty upset that it's just me and 2 PPs in the fantasy league lads.

Going to cancel it all together if we don't get more players. There's no glory in only destroying 2 people with my muscular elite rugby knowledge.

>>74227509
No really, though it is meant to have a lot of coach involvement. From what I understand the offense lines up alinks a formation to try and get past the defense, where as the defense tries to predict what kind of play they'll make and stuff it. Once the play starts and you see what the team is actually doing you need to adjust as best as possible.

>>74227533
Lines up in a formation*

>>74227532
I'll join, just post it a bit closer

We've had some great turnouts supe/rug/ in years past. Keep screenshotting your team and people will want to join. They'll be a few more argies this year who hopefully wont kill themselves

>>74227532

Fantasy leagues are for NEET faggots. Tipping is elite however.

>>74227561
>insulting NEET faggots
>on the kiwi-riddled rugby section of a Laotian crocheting and knitting pattern bebo page

Interesting strategy.

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Long shot Lions bolters?

I can see Todd starting against them

>>74227592

Not sure you've noticed how posting increases after business hours in kiwi land? Therefore it follows that BSK's are well rounded individuals with high paying jobs, and prefer their shit posting to remain anonymous.

>>74227706
>high paying jobs

The only people without time to go on the internet at work are tradies.

Just finished putting together the first draft of my fantasy team lads. No $ spare. Some really muscular elite picks in there.

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>>74227927
post it lad

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>yfw da cheefs win da superr ugby

In other news, the USA managed to beat Uraguay and Brasil in the ARC, slowly but surely climbing out of the pit of despair.

Next step, score three tries against the Maori All Blacks

>>74227300
Thanks to our coaches.
Luatua > Squire

>>74227686
If Cane is injured Todd will start. I think the coaches have finally realised Ardie Savea is the chocolate version of Michael Hooper. Fast, good tackler, can't ruck for shit and doesn't belong in a 7 jersey.
My bolter would be Riko Ioane

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>>74228028

Footy.

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>>74228666
Nice

>>74228672
>kiwis haven't even invented the slouch hat yet

Kek. Hope you enjoy bumping your rifles in to the brim of your hats.

*bumps rifle on hat corks*

>>74227368
Gridiron itself as a game is pretty good, but its fun is all but ruined by how stereotypically American it is.

The game is bigger, but the players are louder, trashier, and all these pauses with sponsors commercials we don't care about

>>74228691
Why is either end of the rifle near your forehead?
Feeling suicidal la?

Need to talk about it?

>>74228837
>he's never shouldered arms

You cunts fucking deserve the Chinese invasion that's coming your way.

Is union or league more fun to play

>>74229094
probably league
or touch because I'm a literal runt

>>74229094
League, but if you can't handle some decent boomfa, you're gonna have a bad time.

>>74229117
>>74229153

t. backs

>>74229195
I haven't played since I was a kid
But yes I was a halfback

>>74229094
Union
Lack of breakdowns makes league boring

>>74229195
Nah loosie.
Social league's more fun for newcunts.
Fight me.

>yank accidentally says "lad" in real life
>all his friends now think he's a spastic who talks funny

>>74229251
fight and win.

Wish Heaslip would fuck off with his stupid soial media bollocks

>>74229383
Wish Heaslip wouldn't fuck off, Stander at 8 worries me far more than he does.

>>74226597
>he was comfortably our worst back against scotland

No he wasn't ringrose had a nightmare. Earls scored a try and wasn't at fault for any of ours so I'm not sure what you were seeing. Even Shane Horgan said Earls was our best back on the day and he notoriously wears the blue goggles.

>>74229383
Everyone outside of Leinster wishes he'd fuck off, he's holding back our backrow. POM - SOB - Stander would be insane.

>>74226597
>speed - good
Can we stop this meme? Zebo is not fast at all.

>>74230222
He's very fast. If you only watch Ireland and not Munster you probably don't see it since Joeball involves never getting separated from support. I've seen Kearneys actually stepping backwards for fear of running into open space and being isolated for the next ruck.

>>74229251
Are you a yank abroad?

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Clerc is pretty handsome 2bh

>>74230355
I remember in the Scotland game when he intercepted and kicked ahead and Maitland still managed to beat him to the ball by 5 or so metres

>>74231309
It was Seymour and I don't think Zebo was slow or anything here. It does take adjustment after kicking and he was catching him by the end.

https://youtu.be/cOy2QKAf4wM?t=7m48s

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6N NEWS:
> Scotland's Greig Laidlaw ruled out for rest of campaign
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/38984204

Scotland's skipper is out for the rest of the tourny.

>>74230773
Parra > Clerc

>>74231626
ripip in peace, Écosse

>>74231647
Parra is a cunt, and Clerc fucks Novès' daughter.

>>74229522
Actually prefer POM to Stander, Stander is a one trick pony, take away his carrying and he offers little else

Heaslip and SOB have both been better than him so far, especially Heaslip

>>74231757
Are one trick ponies inherently bad?

>>74231782
Lomu was a one trick pony

>>74231782
Not inherently, but it's all about balance. England wouldn't pick a back row of Hughes, Waldrom and Vunipola for example. And Wales wouldn't pick a back row of Davies, Tipuric and Jenkins

>>74231626
N. England now when sees itself on the mirror, sees Italy

>>74231757
I don't think you know very much about rugby if you think the only thing Stander does is carry. He's the complete backrow, strong on the deck, a lineout option, quick for a forward, excellent tackle stats and workrate. He's probably Ireland's best player.
Nick Williams is a good example of a backrow who carries and does very little else, I don't know what to think if you consider Stander to be like that.

>>74231954
oh and he literally used a tactical kick to set up a try for Gilroy last weekend. It's ridiculous how multi-skilled he is.

>>74231969
Or did he just hoof it up the pitch and Gilroy got a lucky bounce?

Hmm, really activates those neurons...

>>74231954
>He's the complete backrow, strong on the deck, a lineout option, quick for a forward, excellent tackle stats and workrate. He's probably Ireland's best player.

He's far from complete or Irelands best player bit of a showpony actually

He's has 0 turnovers won

His carrying was nullified against Scotland and he offered little else - 25 carries for 50 metres, averaging 2 metres a carry with 0 clean breaks and 1 defender beating

In short he was anonymous in that game

At 6' 1" and 17 stone he's not much of a lineout option, certainly not as much as Heaslip or POM - in fact he's been thrown to 0 times so far

He has decent tackle stats against Italy, again against Scotland where every other part of his game was so poor, they're worse than some backs

His workrate is nowhere near SOBs or Heaslip either

I guess he looks great against a combined Treviso Zebre XV though

>>74232490
As an outsider I'd much prefer Stander in my team. 25 carries is incredible for a 6 and his all around presence on the field is brilliant.

>>74231626

He's shit anyway.

>mfw reddit is acting like Scotland have lost prime McCaw

Greig Laidlaw is this generations Mike Blair.

>>74231969
>he literally used a tactical kick to set up a try for Gilroy last weekend
I've used 'tactical kicks' that resulted in tries a few times, and I'm not very good
it doesn't mean anything

>>74232980
Much better than Ali "Heroin Rage" Price

>>74233520
besides price going all manlet rage on players when the refs whistle has blown i enjoyed his play more than laidlaws

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>NH posters still here

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>>74233709
>russell is now goal kicker

>>74232710
Really looking forward to Ireland-France. Stander will face Picamoles, Gourdon, Chouly & maybe Le Roux. He'll get tested for sure.

>>74233786

And don't come back you cunt

>only 7 days, 11 hours and 23 minutes til super rugby starts up again

>>74237654
>only 3 teams signed on for fantasy

http://fantasy.foxsports.com.au/rugby/super-rugby/classic/#classic/leagues/2840/join/T2WP96LK

>>74234997
>battle at the breakdown is Ireland's speciality
>French battle at the breakdown is abysmal

I for one don't look forward to it, it will be a slaughter.

>53 of the 210 players from the current 6N are not born in the country they represent
>25%

what a fucking farce

>>74239081
>born in the country they represent
such a meme, better one would be people qualifying on residency.

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>>74239081

>>74239081
>>74239131
That's actually not that many tbqh

>>74239081
You do know Dusautoir was born in Cote-d'ivoire (his father was diplomat), Parisse born in Argentina (both his parents are Italian, worked for Alitalia). Not everybody is like Vakatawa or Vunipolas

>>74238157
Ben Arous is back, he's massive at breakdown. So is Gourdon. Scotland's breakdown game last week was 20/20, Ireland won't be better.

>>74239131

>Moriarty
>Faletau
>Davies
>North
>Charteris

Not really fair to include these are "foreign players". North and Davies are Welsh speakers ffs.

Francis, Ball and Cuthbert are shameless poaches but whatever, it' not like we actively went out and bought them like the french, english and micks do.

>>74239131
Absolute state of Scotland and Wales

>>74239131
Australia has about 8, NZ 5 or 6.

It's a problem with rugby. Eligibility rules are pathetic so they can "grow the game"

>>74239468

See;

>>74239395


At least we don't go to countries, buy johnny foreigner and shove a green shirt on them the second they get off the plane like you do

country of birth is a meme

>>74239741

Especially when most of the Welsh population live within an hours drive of England.

France and England use it as an excuse for filling their teams with Fijian's and Kiwi's.

>>74239712
We have one player in our squad from residency and one from the granny rule

You have 2 from both and are basically an English second XV

Fucking embarrassing

>>74239804

You've always carted in johnny foreigner to play for you. Project players is an actual IRFU policy. And even with your large transfer funds you still can't win a grand slam.

>and are basically an English second XV

Guys like North, Moriarty and Davies are as English as ROG was American.

>>74239771
Wales has more poachjobs than England though

Hughes and Te'o. The rest moved here when thet were kids for non-rugby purposes

>>74239804

https://www.balls.ie/rugby/irelands-project-player-xv-333409

I wonder if all these upstanding Irish men might win your fine "country" a third grand slam!!!

>>74239131
Only 2 of irelands ones actually count imo.

>>74239850
>You've always carted in johnny foreigner to play for you

Guess you've never had to cart them in since the Welsh are plainly just English going by your team

>>74239395
>Like the French
>France literally has least foreigners of all 6N teams

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>>74240062
>>74239850
>>74239468
Lads you're forgetting the true enemy here.... new zealand for being too damn good, lets not bicker amongst ourselves and instead direct our bitterness towards them for being so consistently top notch.

>>74239131
Big Strong Kiwis carrying up England and Scotland.

>>74240082

>2 fijians, a kiwi and a saffer

Nice try. The French are the worst for this shit

>>74240062

>this damage control

Stop it, it's pathetic 2 grand slams

>>74240119

I called one of them a cunt tonight, what have you done for the cause?

>>74239496
We only use brave Argentine lads

>>74240175
Spreading "rumors" about their golden boy ben smith.
Dressing up as a woman and fucking aaron smith in a public toilet.
Baking delicious pies just outside of julian saveas house and then selling them for bargain prices every morning as he departs for training.
Deliberately sabotaging the native avacado crops of nz to take away retalicks one source of power.
Calling them cunts too, but that's a given.

>>74239496
South Africa only have one I think (Beast)

Some countries have too much pride to cheat.

>>74240155
>d-d-damage c-control
I agree your damage control is pathetic

We have one player from residency in our squad, you have 2, is the standard of maths really this poor in England?

Don't see why this has upset you so much

>>74240224
http://www.planetrugby.com/news/boyd-hails-savea-physique/
Need to up your fat content

>>74240155
Which will change, as the new policy implemented by the federation is no French passport = no national team

It's not retroactive though, which explains those residency poaches, but if Atonio, Nakaitaci and Vakatawa keep playing like shit they'll gtfo soon (well, I hope at least... when I see how fuckers like Chouly or Maestri keep being selected...).

>>74232980
Mike Blair was actually good though, if he played in a team with decent backs he'd have been amazing

>>74240259
Percy Montgomery was the famous Saffa import.

>>74240529
>"I know that he wasn't happy with the way the season started or finished for us last year," he added.

They won the fucking premiership. What does this sentence even mean?

Will Scotland ever recover with Laidlaw out?

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>>74241993
They should give wales a good match, I'd say either team could take it and they should be able to put 50 ish points on italy, england will probably beat them by ~10

>>74239131
France only with 4?

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> yfw the Canes won superugby with a backline made up of obesity and literally whos and old man cory jane
> Give it to TJ or Barrett: The Team

> this year they have NMS, Jordie Barrett and a not fat Savea

scared tbqhwy

>>74242177
Maybe savea derived his power from his chub and without it he will be cuthbert tier.

>>74242286
dont know if you watched the canes last year m80. Savea scored like 3 tries, had spades for hands and was getting benched for Woodward.

>>74242320
Not much for the nz teams in super rugby, likes me them brumbies and tahs.

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>>74242372
not even memeing you need to go out of your way to watch some nz derbies, pure rugby kino. Imagine the all blacks playing if they gave less of a fuck. This was one of the best but theyre all great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWREfdPeptY

or just the tries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaO-wmGK4LU

>>74241993
No.

Without Laidlaw to provide him good balls, Russell becomes shit, and after him all the backline follows.

>>74242444
Generally only watch matches that take place in africa cos of the time zones, the inclusion of the jaguares also makes their home match watchable. Dunno why but I always get a real smug aura from nz teams and havibng to watch two play at once pains me, highlights are the most I can stomach.

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>>74242497
> smug aura

Do they still sell foam swords at crusaders games?

>>74242547
Actually quite like him as a player funnily enough,despite the smug kicks, him, coles, read and barrett are all solid blokes in my book. Looking foward to seeing more of milner skudder too.
Who is your go to sr team anyway?

>>74242591
>>74242547
Also looking forward to seeing how liniert brown progresses.

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>>74242591
Chiefs. 2012 was the first season I watched superugby and loved them ever since. Typically the best counter attacking side in sr

Graham and Weber are out for the season with Ngatai not looking too hot either. They will play some great rugby but the chances of winning have taken a hit.

ALB is class but Chiefs looked half the team without Ngatai last season. Shaun Stevenson (FB) and Seu (6) are two others to look out for.

All about the reds this season lads. We are REDeemed part 2: Brisbane boogaloo.

>>74242664
poor toomua, he's shitting it up in engalnd now instead of getting btfo by the chiefs, liked him before he moved to leicster.
>>74242701
As exciting a player as cooper is I think any team with him henceforth is doomed to mediocrity given he is a likely to lose you the game in a moment of madness as is to win it with some brilliance. Do reds still have rocket rod davies or is he long gone at this stage?

>>74242444
rewatching this and Moungas pretty wank on defense

> muh all black 10

>>74242701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzA1KgjRCig

>>74242444
>kiernan read not grounding that try
Painful viewing

>>74242804
Rocket rod is gone since about 2012 I think. Might have been later than that but I think he fell out of selection at some point and might have been on the bench.

>>74242591
Memekenzie is a bit of a cunt IRL
Turns up to parties and acts like he owns the show. He is faaaarrrr toooooooo coooool to leave even if the host asks him to leave.

Funnily my mate who had no idea who he was walked up to him and said something along the lines of "I don't know who you are turning up uninvited mate. But bring it down a notch your not a big deal" and they ended up getting along like christchurch and earthquakes.

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>all this NH infighting just before the Loins Tour

>>74243269
Didn't le smile man go to school with Daniel?

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#nohate

>>74243380
Looks like a flippin' sweet party. Look at those hot birds they are well up for it.

>>74243327
Yeah, with all the members of the irish national team on here it really shows how much disunity there is in the ranks.

>>74243380

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skuxx

Wtf I hate New Zealand now.

>>74243380
>>74243269
DMack is in desperate need of a gf. Some guys can pull off the party animal playboy he definitely can't.

Maybe he's having trouble getting a date

>>74243535
This is what happens when you let Maoris come up with your slang

>>74243380
>shakas

Jesus fuck stop being so fucking awkward New Zealand.

Only 7 days to get your team finalised for the first round lads.

http://fantasy.foxsports.com.au/rugby/super-rugby/classic/#classic/leagues/2840/join/T2WP96LK

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>>74243750
is this better?

>>74243779
Not going to bother

>>74243850
Who are these ugly mutts?

>>74243942
/pol/GODs

>>74243850
How many drinking sessions do you think it took them to finish those 2 whole bottles?

>>74243850

2>>>>4>3>>1

desu

>>74243850
>>74243982

I literally looked like #2 in high school, I got fuck all pussy tbqh.

>>74244118
Same
Still don't

>>74244123

Sorry to hear that lad, I absolutely slayed it between the ages of 18-25.

>>74243927
I wasn't talking to you. There would be no joy in destroying you and exposing your total lack of rugby knowledge. Everyone already knows you know nothing about rugby.

>>74243850
What's wild about this is that they all look 14 but the one on the left has tattoos.

I'm glad I'm not ugly.

>>74244158
18-21 took my chances but they were rare

22 did a little better but still desperate

23 now and fugged 4 since new year. Not player standards but I think I have the formulae down. Mixture of not giving a fuck, being a funny dickhead and shameless oppurtunism.

>>74244213

>replying to a namefaggot

Kia kaha Chch lads.
the fuck is going on dowwn there?

>>74244411
Satan is trying to climb out the earth's anus

FFS lads, aced an interview and the pay rate is mega but is moving to Chrushedchurch really worth it? Mother Earth keeps telling them to stop living there.

>7 days, 2 hours and 2 minutes until super rugby is back

RIP grant hackett

>>74244940

Has he An Hero'd yet? Last I saw his family disowned him.

>>74244834
Yep, just go for a while, save your money.

>Pick staunch fantasy team
>fox sports goes and publishes all your muscular elite picks to the entire world

I should fucking sue lads.

http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/fantasy-super-rugby-2017-season-preview-top-end-tips-and-hidden-value/news-story/c0c9bcf91efcb8ea0d275dd883cbbcf7

>>74244834
It's danger pay lad and the fact that there are no marriageable women. Same as you get for working in a mine in central QLD.

>>74244953

I could probably buy a house outright down there with what I've saved for an akl mortgage.

>>74245010

I am picking up what you're putting down, but I'm good looking and well paid, so I'll be in the upper echelons of chch "society" surely? I actually dated a Fendalton girl for a few years and the impression that I got was that it wasn't overly hard to snag a blondie with big tits down there.

>>74245080
Fendalton/Merivale girls are vile

>>74245087

Do they not like your tradie job lad?

>>74245080
I you're a Big Strong Aucklander, you'll basically be top of the heap automatically.

>>74245099
no but they bullied me at school

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>>74245112
>This is what jafas unironically believe

>>74245112

That I am, looking forward to being an enormous fish in a small pond.

>>74245153

You can spin your narrative however you want: like it or not your chch women beg for BSAKL cock. Whenever they come up here they end up flying back home asking Air New Zealand for two seats so their hips get some respite from the absolute flogging they've received.

>>74245211
Godspeed my son.
Crushedchurch is your playground.

>>74245211
>you can spin your narrative however you want
>precedes to spin a false narrative

kek. literally everyone, male and female, that are outside the cancerous influence of Auckland, think jafas are full of themselves and self centred. Introducing yourself and saying you are from Auckland dries up the women faster than a sunny day dries up hawks bay.

I went to Christchurch once and the villagers literally followed me around everywhere I went. So cute. They offered me females but their wide hips and flat noses weren't to my liking.

>>74245272
>New Zealanders fighting one another about where is more of a backwards hellhole

>>74245289
Sounds like you went to Wairoa lad, not crushedchurch

I really like Christchurch and I'm glad I spent my childhood there :)

>>74245260

"And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."

>>74245272

>faster than a sunny day dries up hawks(sic) bay

So it stays wet forever? Sounds like most chch girls after I've been with them.

The Jafa meme is a chrushedchurch complex, which is akin to a little brother trying to throw punches at an older brother while the older brother holds his little brother by the forehead, well out of (h)arms way.

Calling Aucklanders full of themselves and self centered as fairly ironic, as they're the ones who travel overseas for years at a time and experience the world, whilst pathetic chch people exist simply in their own racist little world. Really activates the almonds. I can't wait to activate my BSAKL seed inside all your women.

>>74245342
>So it stays wet forever? Sounds like most chch girls after I've been with them.
It was a bit of a fire/topical/current events joke, you know it's so dry down there because of a lack of rain, of course you wouldn't know anything of the current events outside the Auckland echo chamber (mah housing crisis).

The jafa meme is nation wide though it has been purged from Tauranga and Hamilton as the jafa cancer spreads south.
Which funnily feeds into the point about being self centred even more, you obviously haven't travelled and met many people around New Zealand. Sad to have had a sheltered Auckland up bringing. Further to brag about it and being well travelled, because bragging about that is not self centered or full of yourself. Even more sad that a drop kick tradie in Masterton has better knowledge of the country than """"""""""""elite""""""" """"""""big''''''''''''''' """""'''""strong"""""'''''''' Aucklanders.
Most people in have met outside of Auckland are fairly well travelled, though again you wouldn't know because you don't leave your echo chamber and meet any of the thousands of great kiwis out there.

>I think eating subway for dinner is as classy as you can get
>Nuh-uh, dominos eaten off the floor like a savage is much classier, that's what I do

>>74245426

>The jafa meme is nation wide though it has been purged from Tauranga

Stopped reading after there, can someone give me a synopsis?

>>74245502
Took a date to Dennies and made her pay her own way once

I just want super rugby to start

>>74245426
What a lame post.
How fucking insecure are you.

>>74245426
>Most people in(sic) have met outside of Auckland are fairly well travelled,

Really? I've lived in 45 cities around the world and I met Aucklanders mainly. You don't need to get agro about it, it's just how the maths works. But i'm sure you'll find a point to sperg out about.

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>regional autism
kys

>>74245426
Biggest truth bombs any Jaffa will ever see. Hope they can recover quicker than Christchurch.

Big Strong "untravelled" Aucklander here. I've visited 20 countries and lived in Tokyo, Toronto, Oxford, Wellington, Queenstown and Dunedin and I think Christchurch is a shithole. AMA

Thinking about taking actual rugby discussion to the fantasy banter board and leaving this to the two retards PEH.

>>74245644
Biggest samefag well ever see perhaps.

>>74245426
>>74245644

Did you borrow the family iPad for your second post? Make sure it's back where mummy left it on the couch in the morning! We wouldn't want a 4.1 quake shaking it off the couch lad.

>>74245668

Original 09 lad here - how fucken good were Tokyo and Toronto!

I really like the south island lads

>>74245696
Tokyo constantly amazing, Toronto pretty uninspiring except for sport events

>>74245696
wtf does original 09 lad mean

The crusaders franchise should be moved to Tauranga and renamed the Chiefs 2

Chiefs country is big and strong enough to handle two super rugby sides.

>>74245723
No

>>74245723
What is tauranga I've never heard of it I'm from Auckland

>>74245723
They'll still get btfo this year by the muscular polynesian Blues.

>>74245739
>Our year uce

EXECUTE ALL NAME FAGGS

>>74245743
Chahoo old boy

>>74245749
The classic chahoo
kek

Just bought a house in Pt Chevalier AMA

>>74245745
Execute all newfags too Jesus fuck

>>74245762

Based Devvo Lad, how's the house in Pauanui?

Just steaming up some zorganic milk for my benetto drinking chocolate

>>74245769
You fucking what m8 I'll stab that pussy faggot with a butter knife and you'll be next

All NZ trip and name fags are from Auckland

That's about all anyone needs to know 2bh

>>74245801
Shitspouter's not. Statschink's not.

>>74245786
Based otara lad how's the new p pipe going lad? Much better than a light bulb ay cuz

>>74245807
Laid the pipe on your mum last night, son.

>>74245813
I see you've moved on to hallucinogens. Well done bro

Just got back from the ETNZ launch party lads, yet another thing that we're going to destroy EngLEL and Ausfailia at.

>>74245836
whats etnz preshus

Just finished/caught up with our anime lads

>>74245843
Emirates Team New Zealand
Our based cycle/sailing team

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>>74245843

>>74245836
Did you do work for them B3K? Thoughts on the leg grinders?

>>74245855
I'm a bit doubtful of the cycling meme. Feels like a sponsorship push by T7 but I don't think they would drop the kind of money to make that happen.
If the seats has a quick raise/drop system that was easy, like an iron board (push in a handle and it drops or clicks into the right height) I would be a bit more confident.

I can see it being really good in high winds because weight distribution isn't quite as critical when you are foiling. But if we get low winds like in France I don't think it would be as good.

Just got back from Waratahs v Landers trial match at Brookvale. Landers won 50-47. Their first string backline was slick as fuck, should have won by more. Reece Robinson was goal kicking for the Tahs for some reason.

Do we have a superbru this year?

>>74245856

I was over there back in 2013 as my boss owned a superyacht there and has paid for ETNZ for years (excellent call on picking me as B3K, GES) and the only reason we lost was Dalton calling a lay day to get key sponsors over when we were 8-0 up.

I'm working for a NZ marine industry team right now that isn't involved with ETNZ, but we are keeping a close eye on their work, and our sails almost won the Vendee Globe challenge this year on Hugo Boss.

>>74246146
Yes, and fantasy.

http://fantasy.foxsports.com.au/rugby/super-rugby/classic/#classic/leagues/2840/join/T2WP96LK

>>74246146
http://www.superbru.com/superrugby/pool.php?p=11644350

Pool name: Super /rug/by 2017

Pool code: dintarts

>>74245885

B3K here again: It's no meme - ETNZ have had a secret rig inside a shed for quite some time with the lads on pedals and the whole rig moving within three dimensions.

A lot has been made of Oracle using Airbus and BAR using F1 teams for feedback... I can assure you that ETNZ is well ahead of the curve that those clowns have set.

>>74246190
Is there time for other teams to implement a system?

I heard some guy on the news saying ETNZ has developed it over 3 years and it has taken that long to work out the kinks. But with the resources Oracle has, they can do anything in a short time frame.

Have the kiwis left yet?

>>74246343
Give the dears another hour or so and they'll be all tuckered out from their shitposting.

>>74246343
They're on fire tonight

>>74246220

No way were they working on it for three years, we were over in San Fran literally packing sails when we lost and then were back in NZ for the down time out of the water.

What we have is good, but it's new. Obviously the boys on pedals is good, but it's the work behind that that is gonna make Oracle shit itself.

Only 4 super rugby fantasy teams lads. If we don't get another 4 by Wednesday I'm pulling the plug on it.

>>74246440
I would but it's just a clusterfuck to manage with two bru leagues and a fantasy team

>>74246440
tried joining and just got stuck on the loading screen.

>>74247008
you can just join up and then use the code T2WP96LK to join the league after you sign up.

I agree it's pretty janky though.

>>74240259
Brian Mujati also

>>74248851
We're on about current internationals

>isa confirmed to leave to Toulon

I'm done with the pumas desu

>>74249202
Jaguares are going to win so much this season.

>>74249202
That means he can't play for Argentina right? Dumb move just for money.

>>74249414

Well, the guy is entitles to do whatever he wants. He's young and he wants to earn money doing what he loves. It's a pity our calendars are so different.

>>74249362
I'd be more confident with him on the pitch, though.

>>74249202
Argentina XV serves for something

>>74246162
>excellent call on picking me as B3K
>>74246190
>B3K here again
Holy fuck kys dickhead

>>74249488
This 2bh

>>74249433

Jaguares hired A FUCKING URUGUAYAN instead of local talent. It's most likely a marketing move to get Uruguayans to watch our team and our sport.

If you're in Auckland, Blues vs Chiefs at Suburbs RC 5pm today. Weather looks pretty grim though.

>>74249592
Or preparing the plot for stabilish a 2nd south american SR franchise soon (at least 2019)

On this, also wait for hiring of rugbiers from Brazil and Chile as part of plan

>>74249916
Is getting grand slammed part of the plan?

>All Black star Dan Carter has reportedly been caught by police drink-driving in France.

>French magazine, Closer, have reported the two-time Rugby World Cup winner was stopped by police driving allegedly almost twice the legal limit near the Champs-Elysees - in central Paris.

>Carter now plays for star French rugby club Racing 92.

kek

>>74249639
>weather looks grim
Jafa pansies

Just had a grand slam of a breakfast AMA

>>74251090
what d'yave mate

>>74251599
>inb4 a predictable joke about avocados

>Carter reportedly did not have his driver's licence with him had a blood alcohol level of 0.98g per litre, above the limit of 0.5g.

If he had a BAC slightly lower he would have been racing around a metro area at .92

>>74252072
>>74251090
Just had some grandslam avocados right before my morning wlesh lads

Any leinster fans got an opinion about starting dave kearney ahead of adam byrne?

>>74252908
nope

Important poll

https://strawpoll.com/zae9rs4

>>74253003
Dylan hartley isn't even englands best hooker and was sub'd off without injury at the 45 min mark vs wales, can't see him being captain. Wyn jones is the best choice imho.

>>74253003
the correct answer was actually CJ Stander

>>74253281
Picking a literal south african to be the captain would be an affront to the lions.

>>74253281
I really like him as a leader and a player but he's not captain of Ireland or Munster.

>>74253342
and hiring a kiwi to be the head coach isnt?

>>74253346
ehh, still would be funny to mic him up with the ref

>>74253003
You forgot the "Fuck the lions nobody gives a shit" Option

>>74252908
reckon it's just to give him game time

might have to do with the national side too, in schmidts eyes he's an option to play

>>74253346
... er he's not a leader

what in particular do you like about his "leadership skills"

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>>74253369
>in schmidts eyes he's an option to play
But why

>>74253357
BSA with the bants

>>74253382
Did you watch the video of him mic'd up? He's vocal as fuck.

>>74230222
He's black

Explain the grand slam meme

>>74253529
>The """"white"""" nation of Ireland

>>74253623
no, lurk more

>>74253639
>>>/pol/

>>74253623
Monkeys can't into rugby

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>>74253666
>I come on 4chan but am easily triggered by race realism
What drives nu-males to do this?

>>74253623
I grand slammed your old lady la'

>>74253712
>race realism

I agree, blacks are better athletes than white boys :')

>>74253358
>being a self-hating brit

Flying the Union Jack at half mast as a sign of respect for this lad's loss of his sense of what is good and right lads.

>>74253820
shut up you pommy cunt

>>74253413
Joe Schmidt looks so much like an aged lesbian it's ridiculous.

>>74253623
Its pretty much the same as "add Fiji to the Bledisloe" except funny and it caught on

>>74253820
So many savages in the colonies threw away something great. Sad!

>>74253623
A grand slam is when a team wins the 6N without losing a game.

It's considered a meme because the northern hemisphere puts it on a pedestal as some sort of achievement when if any SH team was in the 6N they would get a grand slam every year.

Now you know.

>>74253358
The sassyness from Lesser Britain here

>>74253910
They have to win all games. Draws will ruin it.

>>74253910
No, I know what a grand slam is - I mean why do people keep replying to the BR talking about grand slams?

>>74253956
Because I grand slammed my balls in ur mums butthole.

>>74253956
Dunno. Why do you keep trying to bully perceived "casuals"

>grand slammed ur mum last night lah
Instant classic 2bh.

>>74253342
*hires scummy kiwi instead*

>>74253956
Huemonkey doesn't understand basic rugby terminology and believes there is a grand slam every year.

>>74254074
He argued and assured us there was in fact a grand slam every year

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>>74253956
Because he said something stupid along the lines of implying that every six nations had a grand slam, maybe he thought when someone won the tournament it was called a grand slam, maybe he just made a mistake, maybe his grasp of english let him down on the occasion. Anyway some people for whatever reason choose to bring it up whenever they see a brazil person posting.
Seems like low hangingg fruit to me but whatever. I'm just glad someone in brazil is interested in rugby tbqh.

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>>74254100
>This irish cunt obsessed with little Brazilian cock

Every fucking time

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>>74254116
just telling it how it is there, bucko

>>74254100
He also said it was a matter of time until Fiji was in the Bledisloe.

He just has no clue about what rugby competitions there are and how they work. And he has been relentlessly bullied since then.

>>74254100
He's painfully rugby illiterate but has no self awareness to alleviate it. His opinions are usually cringe worthy, like when your mum forced you to include your little brother who just spouts the most retarded crap.

>>74254116
>>74254159
He's desperate for acceptance and attention from the Irish so they defend him since every other poster rightly treats the Irish with the disrespect they deserve whereas he sucks their dicks.

>>74254133
Meh, when I started watching rugby all those years ago I had trouble understanding the difference between forwards and backs, in fact I'd go so far as to say I didn't even realise there was a distinction. Shit my parents still don't really know the difference between a grand slam and a triple crown and they've been watching passively for a fair auld while now.

>>74254100
>>74254133
>>74254159
>>74254191

The real issue i have with the little cunt is that he doesn't provide links to ARC games that work

>bullying BRbro

sad!

>>74254279
You are only mean to the ones you love la
BrBro knows deep down we would miss his score updates for the Americas Rugby Championship.

>>74254434
And his translating the names of rugby teams in to hueogese when he posts his score predictions

>you now remember that there is now word in Brazil for "bath"

>>74254510
Makes complete sense

>>74254193
>I had trouble understanding the difference between forwards and backs, in fact I'd go so far as to say I didn't even realise there was a distinction.
Is this like people saying they are blind to race?

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>>74254193
A triple crown is what me, your mum and your dad do together on a Friday night.

A grand slam is what I do with my balls to your mum's butthole when your dad is out.

>>74254510
>>74254434
You now realise there's actually more than one brazilian poster.
>>74254543
Nope, just didn't understand the roles, I though everyone on the field basically all did the same stuff, the only distinction I could make were people who scrum or don't, the scrum half and the guy who takes the kicks. I pretty much just lumped everyone into the smae bracket of generic player. Naturally I over valued backs cos they got more tries and thuis thought most forwards were useless.

>>74254581
No there's one regular. Others might very rarely wander in but there is only one regular.

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Lads which of these should I add to our fantasy league?

>>74254652
Why is there no token woman?
Fuckin fox sports.... it's 2017

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>>74254652

>Damo "Skuxx" McKenzie
elite reminder that I pioneered this meme by sifting on Damo's facebook