/heem/: nik lentz edition

THANK YOU OP

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Schaub is God

What a nice, tidy OP. It would be too bad if someone oh I don't know, DIDN'T USE A COASTER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT4Ngpedw90

This is the thread we deserve

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Heeminder that GdR did nothing wrong

>>74225870
> end of de roundameine

So.. Lewis or Browne?

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does browne have a chance?

>>74225925
Stop forcing memes

Where is everyone?

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>>74225933

>>74226010
BAS LOOK OUT!!!

>>74226007
im here babyyy

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>>74226114
Nice to have you here comrade

Browne Or Lewis?

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>>74226151
BLACK BEAST IN THIS HOE

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>>74226161
Can't wait for version 2.0

hendrix or lighting

>>74226260
Lombard

>>74226310
what are the odds

>>74226352
Not sure, but they both have alot of potential but just stay inconsistent. Is Derrek favorite over browne?

>>74226352
Hendricks is a small favorite

why is my newspaper reporting that connor is fighting mayweather?

>McGregor is going off as a +750 underdog in this potential dream fight at sportsbooks monitored by OddsShark.com. Bettors seem to be attracted to the longshot odds, which are down to +750 on McGregor and -1400 on Mayweather from the opening odds of -2250 on Mayweather and +950 on McGregor.

>Needless to say, an upset over Mayweather would be an improbable feat for McGregor. But it wouldn’t be the first time that McGregor has accomplished the improbable, including his meteoric rise to become the face of the UFC, a win in 13 seconds as a -105 underdog against Jose Aldo, or his win over Nate Diaz at UFC 202 fighting up a weight class.

Well now a majority dec over Diaz at 170 is considered impropable.What a timeline

>>74226381
i d say hendricks wins and lombard got fucked up that hellbow to face after elbow behind ear

>>74226007
SpergfaggotOP is like 50% of tge posts from him and his proxies

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how you guys feel about this layout? i could add the prelims and i wanted to add """"expert"""" picks but it seems like too much work

>>74226600
pretty good

>>74226600
Shieet

My impression or they havent even mentioned the fights in this fight recap podcast yet?

>>74226600
Your efforts are appreciated

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>>74226686

>>74226600
It's a bit redundant to have the matchups listed twice isn't it desu ka~

>>74226693
i was figuring that i can goof the fights listed in the bar as the night goes along so you can see who won and lost at a glance

Silva won

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>>74226719
which rounds did he win?

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FIGHT COMPANION ON SUNDAY

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>Cris Cyborg did nothing wrong

>>74226725
All of them. Brunson did 0 damage through the entire fight.

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>>74226804

>>74226705
That's a nice feature

>>74226811
What's so funny? Can you show me just one screenshot of Silva being hurt or in danger?

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Can someone dump some Kya Batara webms? Thanks sen3.14

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>>74226877
heres one senpai

>>74226151
I think Browne will catch him in the first

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiurATJxmaw

BASED JAKE SHIELDS

>>74226836
Ah, the old Silva no-sell.

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>>74226161
Will Black Beast be inside this hoe after murdering Browne?

>>74227195
he said he likes cyborg on the MMA hour a few weeks ago. Imagine a Black Beast Cyborg baby. it would be glorious

>>74227043
this bitch is 4'11 wtf is this shit

>>74227142
You can't no-sell being rocked

Reminder that Artem is unironically in a main event against #4 ranked Cub Swanson.

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wtf, this card is spicy as fuck? this is probably card of the year

>>74227334
>card of the year
>it's February

Get heemed my dude, like for real.

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>>74226420

my card made my wife cry and my present did too boys, killed it

she read it out loud twice and cried both times WHATS UP

>>74227342
>good cards only happen at the end of the year
you been around for less than a year havent you?

>>74227356
>>74227342
this card is actually super unreal

>>74227309
#prayforcub

>>74227356
That's quite the leap you child molester.

It's retarded to call anything "OF THE YEAR" when we are a month and a half into the year. Especially something as prone to tumultuous change as MMA. Gooby might fight Fedor on a card with 100% heems, who the fuck knows.

>>74227243
The best shots of the fight were the strikes landed by Brunson in the clinch.

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Rofl

>>74227383
>probably card of the year
>definitive declaration
pick one you retard. Its a good card with the potential to be card of the year based on the quality of fighters and match ups. shut the fuck up now

>>74227390
the ones grandpa silva sneezed at? what a shit fight if those were the best

Brunson should be embarrassed, not embittered

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>>74227334
>>74227372
it's definitely card of the year so far, khabib-ferguson, reem-hunt, woodley-thompson 2, and lando-teymur are all top tier matchups

bektic, bearjew, and todd duffee are also on there, and there are only

>>74227355
>I bought a present for nobody and wrote myself a poem, then cried when I remembered that I would never have someone in my life who sincerely cared about me

ftfy

If you think Anderson won that fight you need to go get your head examined.

Worst robbery since Johnson vs Dariush

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>>74227454
>>74227334
>there are only
there are only 9 fights on it so far

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rate gunnars bunda game out of 10.

>>74227334
what are the chances of injuries decimating this card?

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>>74227478
5/10
not anywhere near Woodley levels

>>74227467
pls don't let this happen to Fedor

>>74227478
bit of a gay post there laddie boy

>>74227488


An AKA fighter is on it. What do ya think?

>>74227503
were just talkin bundas here bro no biggie. im not asking you to put his dick in your (wifes) mouth.

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>>74227513
two
khabib and duffee
and evans has been having a fuckton of medical issues lately, he may not make it to fight night without being pulled

honestly, I don't think Khabib will get injured again
he's spent so much time out because of knee injuries that he must have found a way to properly modify his training to account for them

>>74227454
that will only be true if you make it be true

also

post poem

>>74227539
you can't just account for knee injuries though dude, some athletes are marred by them for their whole careers and they are millionaires with access to the best health professionals on earth

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What did he mean by this?

>>74227602
ffs get pants that fit McGregor

shouldnt be bunching up at the crotch like that

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>>74227602
>please pay attention to me

>>74227602
he meant "I want to get paid real bad and the more i mention Floyd the more senpai might notice me"

>>74227602
>PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF MY ENTIRE CAREER AND LEGACY PLEASE FLOYD FIGHT ME I NEED THIS

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>>74227602

He wishes he was Floyd so bad.

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my girl Helen will dominate the UFC 125 division

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>>74227637
also, my girl Kailin is the momst QT

post it

why how gay is it

>Brexit will NEVER happen!
>Trump will NEVER be president!
>Mcgregor vs. Mayweather will NEVER happen!

Why are people so quit to make such statements? Do they enjoy trying to sound well-informed only to have to backtrack later? I don't get this mentality.

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Holy shit, it's real

>>74227841
>>74227868
HAHA

PAY UP COACHIES

>>74227841
>>74227868
Ari emmanuel says Hi

>>74227467
HOW IS LEWIS THE FAVOURITE

HOW

>>74227967
because he is going to win

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>>74227841
>>74227868
Holy shit this is legit ridiculous

They have to revert this. It makes little to no sense and is absolutely baffling for a sport.

>>74227841
Kek WME is such a joke

Matt Mitrione is -150

Why haven't you unloaded your entire life savings onto this?

>>74227868
>>74227997
>>74227994

the real joke is that most legal methods of PPV DVR have a time limit that expires so you can't save it forever lmao

>>74228009
Because the last time I did that I lost my house on BJ.

>>74228009
because it's worse value than Hunt at +115?

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Why do people only care about Ronda Rousey, Conor McGregor, Brock Lesnar, and CM Punk?

Has anyone got a timestamp of when the gang start talking about the actual fights on the late fight companion?

>>74228027
Meathead should realistically be -400 given how absolutely god-fucking-awful Fedor's looked recently. You can't honestly say that Overeem is that far off from evens given that he's already beaten Hunt once and would have decapitated Stipe if he'd gone for ground and pound over a low percentage submission.

>>74228042
likelihood of finish

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How will /heem/ react when Teymur ends the Lando meme with his technically superior striking?

>>74228050

Hunt will knock Overeem the fuck out

>>74228074
I just want a good fight

>>74228074
did you see that Nordine is +245 vs Ponzibibbibnbi

>>74228091
Roy Nelson should have been able to do that too. Overeem can use his superior cardio to keep Hunt's overhand at bay while throwing a head kick every three minutes.

LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvroGCzj8CQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvroGCzj8CQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvroGCzj8CQ

>>74228050
They barely do except for a few minutes before they talk about Trump and again right at the very end for 10 or so minutes

>>74228074
This is the only heem webm I've seen where herb dean actually stops it.

>>74228130
overeem gets tagged

>>74228133
lol these nerds will never have the balls to call in like I did

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>>74226600
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
McMann
Felder

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>>74228117
I think that's all most people really care about, but arguing about what you think is going to happen in the fight beforehand is fun

>>74228117
Those odds seem reasonable to me
Ponzi is a huge step up for Taleb, and Taleb is a striker
The only guy who was able to beat Ponzi on the feet in the UFC was Lorenz Larkin, and he's one of the best strikers in the entire division
I think Ponzi is going to outclass Taleb for a KO or UD victory

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>>74228180
>>74228116
first reply is meant for this guy

test

>>74228179
its too early for picks friendo

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Post your picks for UFC Fight Night 105

Lewis (only because Browne trains with Edmond)
Hendricks
Tucker
Ferreira
McMann
Felder
Ponzinibbio
Esparza
Zahabi (Firas' cousin, btw)
Marshman
Meerschaert

who is the Mazzy Star of fighters?

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>>74228268
>Mazzy Star
who the fook is that guy

>>74227500
Agreed. It would really ruin my spirits

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What did he mean by this?

>>74228338
isn't he retarded?

>>74228338
Honeydicking

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>>74228369
This.

>>74228338
They are negotiating, but nothing has been set in stones yet.

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>>74228042
Mandrama connection

>>74228338

did one of his kids write that for him?

>>74226600
It's good, but if you are expecting any kind of recognition or a pat on the back...you're in the wrong place buddy

>>74228451
i dont care really. im making it for me more than anything

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>>74228453
i understand that feeling perfectly

>>74226600
If I were making it, I would either get rid of the names or put the photos of the fighters directly above their respective name rectangles
Still, it looks good either way
Keep up the good work, lad

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>>74228453
Well, i like it, and i'm sure a few dozen others will appreciate it as well. Don't listen to the faggots that try to give you a hard time for making /HEEM/ better. They probably like to look at dudes with shit all over their dicks.

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>>74228531
>>74228453
this is also true
the shitposters are a vocal minority, the majority of /heem/ posters appreciate it when someone contributes positively to the overall quality of the general

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>>74228544
damn... I want to like you...are you a Schwab postwer????

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>>74228559
no
it was purely coincidental that the webm I posted happened to include le forced meme man

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Some CP spamming faggot in the LA/Long Beach area got all of sprint banned. Now what am I supposed to do at work?

>>74228577
kek, thats hilarious

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>>74228577
lurk or post on another chan

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>>74228568
In that case, I think this might be the start of a beautiful friendship!!

What did they mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hksChZDSB28

>>74228577
>shantytown of LA

no surprise

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>>74228544
I aprectiate what you do broski

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>>74228609
thats fucking weird man. she treats her like a daughter

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>>74228259
Lewis (lol Glendale)
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
McMann
Felder
Ponzinibbio
ayy lmao
Zahabi
Marshman
Meerschaert

Still on the fence about a couple of these and may well change my mind.

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i think wonderboy will KO woodley similar to this when woodley changes levels for a takedown

>>74227467
How are black bois gonna feel when this happens again?

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>>74228626
I'm a bit on the fence about Pigg and Marshman

>>74228640
I don't think it will happen again, Mitrione is fairly old and fighting exclusively outside of the UFC

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>>74228626
>ayy lmao
kek, you got me

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>>74225925

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>>74228657
Yeah man, Hendricks really should win but he's on such a free-fall that I dunno if I'd pick him against anybody. Maybe they could throw him in against Belfort for maximum sadness. Santos-Marshman is a tight call. I also have this weird feeling that McMann might lose but I have no idea why.

Serious question, why do you guys waste your time in here?

>>74228683
Picking Hendricks is a crap shoot nowadays. Johny's performance is so erratic thats its hard to believe he was ever a champion, let alone "beat" GSP. I've never liked him but I've started to feel bad for him honestly...i wanted him to lose the belt...but shit I didn't want him to kill himself, which is probably imminent.

>>74228701
im literally getting paid right now

How soon before we see ronda doing porn?

>>74228701
This is the best place to be.

>>74227841
No fucking way. WME is going to run the UFC into the dirt. How can you purchase a company yet at the same time be so uneducated on how it should be run?

>>74228702
Pretty sure he was on SOMETHING. His performance went from cardio for days and a great chin and great power to no power, no staimina, no speed, no weight control.

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>>74228812
They're managing it like a corporate takeover, which I guess it kind of is. Companies get gutted all the time, but the difference here is that they don't have any long-term contracts to support the business while they pay off the loan. It's not unreasonable to suggest that WME may have to turn around and sell again at a loss.

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Anderson vs Bisping II

The goat hasn't lost in a convincing fashion yet. Henderson got a shot for beating a welterweight.

Lets fucking do this shit lads

>10 fights
>9 decisions

People still watch this garbage?

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>>74228835
I feel the same way desu. I know its all speculation, but....

>>74228891
If Romero is injured, Anderson is definitely the guy to get the call. Let Jacare fight Rockhold again.

>>74228676
goldie is too pure for this world

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>>74228891
*sigh*

They might. Branding/name recognition in place of content. I don't think Romero-Bisping is official yet.

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>>74227334
>evans vs kelly
/ourda/

>>74228905
bisping is stalling so romero/jacare pop, its so obvious. He was rambling about gsp on the mmahour to push it back, smart guy

>>74228912
>*sigh*
GET OUT

bisping is having the ducking surgery like de randamie

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>>74228929
You really want to see him fight the ghost of Silva again? Romero, Jacare, Moose, and Rockhold are all way more deserving.

So this entire Mayweather/Conor thing is a total front for something just as big.

Conor is in Vegas while GSP is apparently on the verge of coming to agreements with the UFC.

Conor vs GSP is going to happen. Call me crazy, but I can see it now baby oooooh yeah.

>GDR calling for a rematch with Holly after her surgery
I hope she has to fight Cyborg and gets a murdered

>>74228952
yea really shitty post-fight interview

>>74228947
I really do, winner fights romero.

or winner retires then romero jacare II

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>>74228950
>Double double champ
Or at least that'd be the idea, GSP would teabag McGregor into submission assuming he's got enough left in the tank to beat Bisping. According to Nate Diaz they wanted to set up Goobs-GSP with a win at 170. Still rumors at this point.

If GSP does come back, I hope he has a subscription to UFC FightPass™ so he can watch film of McGregor.

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>>74228947
>3 years from now
>Dern is the UFC 125 Champion
>Absolutely mangled every chick in her way
>Helen Maroulis is on the rise in the division and still undefeated after her second olympic gold medal
>Helen Maroulis vs Mackenzie Dern headline the biggest WMMA PPV of all time

>>74228952
>I hope she has to fight Cyborg and gets a murdered
same

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>>74229001
I'd rather see Dern in another promotion like Rizin where she can stay active and fast-track her experience level. Awesome grappler but she'd get eaten alive by any of the strikers, even somebody like Hill would tear her apart.

>>74229001
Dern couldn't submit a 0-0 rando in LFC

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>>74229031
3 years is enough time to get to ronda tier striking where she could wrestle fuck. at 115 and 125 there's such little power she could def take enough punches to get into some wrestlefucking with minimal striking if she learns setups and all that

Connor Mcgregor is a BLACK man who has been WHITEWASHED by the UFC. He is from the AFRICAN tribe the KANGZ who's real name is Kona Magiga

>>74229079
jeez Italy is rubbing off on ppl

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>>74229046
no human being should be able to not tap with an armbar in this deep but this chick just happened to be double jointed

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>>74229047
I don't know if hat's enough to get past a good jabbr or mover, but as long as I get to see her buttcheeks I'll be fine with it. Personally I think she's a perfect fit for Japan with the kind of fighters they have there.

>>74228991
I would only be OK with this if it was accompanied by a tournament pairing all the best fighters off. Silva doesn't deserve a shot after laying an egg against Brunson like that.

>>74229100
That didn't look like it was in deep

>>74229103
are you the "HEIGHT, FRAME" etc /fit/poster?

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>>74229123
yeah bro. its not even really in. look how much space she has to move. her arm isnt even under pressure

>>74229100
ok fair point

>>74229123
It was deep in ur mom last night

>>74229115
Romero Vs Rockhold
Jacare Vs Weidman/Mousasi

>>74229130
You realize that the armbar isn't even locked in at that point in that picture, right?

Oh wait, you don't, because if you weren't a fucking retard like you actually are you, you wouldn't be making such a stupid fucking post

Fuck you

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>>74229115
idk man, her striking looks pretty elite

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>>74229151
>the armbar isn't even locked in

>>74229160
Yep.

Sorry that you're retarded and blind

Sad!

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>>74229133
Basically. Would like to see:

Romero-Jacare II (5 rounds)
Rockhold-Weidman II
Moose-Larkin (not resigned, but still)
Whittaker-Gastelum

Do it Pride-style with the last 2 fights on one night, then you'll have 2 nights of fights total so the winner of Bisping-Silva can fight GSP and then wait for the tournament champ.

Never gonna happen in 1,000 years, but it's a nice thought.

>>74229155
loll that that first overhand right

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>>74229155

>>74229222
Going to a regional WMMA show looks fun as fuck. UFC chicks can't throw down like this.

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>>74229231
they do in bellator tho

>>74229241
This is already 10x more entertaining than that Moroz chick vs the short Black chick.

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>>74229252
you can watch the whole fight for free on their website unlike the UFC where they wanna Jew you out of that fightpass monies

http://bellator.spike.com/fight/u90t8h/bellator-161-anastasia-yankova-vs-veta-arteaga

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>>74229241
Invicta is fucking aces for these kinds of fights. I hope my gut feeling that 145 opening up will end the promotion is wrong.

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>>74229155
>>74229222
>>74229241
>he doesn't enjoy watching soccer milfs brawling
are you gay?
I would rather watch this shit than De Randomeme vs Holm. The only good part about that was Holm's ass jiggle

>>74229264
hard

as

diamonds

>>74229160
Look at the orientation of the elbow. It looked really bad in motion, like it suddenly snapped, but after reviewing it the girl just turned her arm to where her thumb would be pointing downward, so she was in no danger at that point.

>>74229264
Jesus fucking christ when will the UFC get their own women's thiccweight division??

>>74229300
Yep, I remember watching that fight live and the girl was nowhere near to tapping.

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>>74229269
>Holly "The Natural" Holm
There's a time and a place for soccer mom brawls. Would rather see some more skill in the big leagues but the sloppy wars are fun as fuck sometimes.

GDR-Holm was two scared journeymen fighting for a tinfoil belt, worst of both worlds.

I have a bunch of amateur WMMA heems somewhere, gimme a minute here...

>>74229309
That was actually a really nice KO.

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>>74229309
Megan is gonna bring brawling back to the UFC

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>>74229300
okay no memes, do you really think she shouldnt have tapped out here?

>>74229181
larkin is 170

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>>74229311
Yeah, she was a big underdog and just torched her.

>>74229318
what a sloppy armbar

this bitch is a bjj champ? baka tƅh

>>74227334
back up dad

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Feb 15th 2018/ 15th Feb 2018 (for the cucks in this thread)
who are the champs?

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>>74229315
Anderson moves like a retarded sasquatch but she's fun as fuck to watch.

>>74229361
damn whos in the leggings? Ive never seen a heem like that

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>>74229340
Stipe
Cormier
Romero
Tyron
McGregor(no defences) Khabib IC
Aldo
TJ
Mighty

Cyborg
Shevshenko
Shevshenko(wfw, lolwme)
Joanna

>>74229369
When is WME gonna get tired of Conors shit and strip him?

>>74229368
Jinh Yu Frey at 105lbs which makes it way more impressive

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Has anyone seen the new XXX movie yet?

How good was Bisping?

>>74229378
He wont defend it this year. They won't strip him because of ppvs

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>>74229378
Never. They're $4 billion in the hole and he's their only big draw at the moment.

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Poor White trash mixed with obesity, autism, sociopathy, mixed race, and eastern european... general.

>inb4 projection the post

>>74229340
stipe
rumble (either way dc retires)
jacare
robbie lawler (via maia)
fergusson
holloway
caraway (via magic)
horiguchi

cyborg
rocky
JJ

>>74229369
Hw:Stipe (JDS is the obvious best challenger but hes been in too many wars)
LHW:Jones if he comes back but till then Cormier, LHW has been a shitshow since after Chuck Liddell was champ
MW:Bisping by sheer force of will.
WW:Wonderboy if he can get past Tyrons blackplosion he can beat him
LW:Khabib IC. Conors belts are plastic because he wont defend them
FW:Holloway, I hope Aldo is over honestly
BW:Garbrandt beats Tj and rematches Cruz beating him again
FLW:Mighty Mouse, Theyre scraping the bottom of the barrel to find him a fight, he may only get one this year to tie the record
WFW:Cyborg, unless Germaine has a gun
WSW:JJ, Unless some bitch whos been punching trees in Siberia shows up
WBW:Nunes maybe? idk alot about this division now

>>74229340
Ngannou
Jon Jones
Jacare
Maia
Conor
Aldo
TJ Dillashaw
Wilson Reis

GDR
Shevchenko
Joanna Champion

>>74229340
Ngannou
Jon Jones
Luke Rockhold
Demian Maia
Conor
Aldo
TJ
Mighty Mouse

WMMA stays the same

>>74229404
>Unless Germaine has a gun
I think Cyborg could get shot and still beat all the women she fights.

Cyborg is an overrated can crusher

>>74229430
Doesnt matter when you probably had a dick at one point

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>>74229413
>>74229416
Ngannou's not even close to being ready. Lots of raw talent but he's going to get beat if he steps up in competition without major improvements to his game.

>>74229090
fun fact, I actually didn't create that copypasta, just the accompanying image

>>74229468
He skadooooshed all the cans that the UFC gave him and beat Arlovski at his trough. I'm sure he can hang with the big boys, while still improving drastically.
> JDS beats Stipe via magic
> Ngannou beats Cain via KO
> Ngannou beats JDS via KO at the end of 2017

>>74229430
but then all WFW are cans, she's ducking nobody, though she cuts too much.

IF there was more WLW talent she might have issues

>>74227334
Bearjew v. Pedders FOTN

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>>74229480

>>74229480
lel didn't mean to reply to your post with >>74229512

>>74229530
dam big reach

>>74229530
Her posture is terrible. She looks like a hunchback here.

>>74229530
ayy lmao

>>74229589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Mva-3n7TY

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>>74229595
A true classic.

>>74229616
Just like my Japanese fighting games

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>>74229658
>E. Honda goes to the dentist.webm

How do you guys deal with the in between card depression? If I'm not watching MMA I want to kill myself

>>74229726
i have a job

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>muh tape study

JacksonWink is a failing camp anyway

>>74229740
they can't afford 10 bucks?

>>74229726
That's why I listen to all sorts of MMA related "podcasts". I used " " loosely, because some of them are not podcasts.
> The JRE (only when he has MMA personalities, fight companions, or fight recaps)
> The Anik and Florian Podcast
> You're Welcome With Chael (and Joel)
> The MMA Hour
> Big Brown Breakdown

>>74229769
>> The Anik and Florian Podcast

probably my favourite podcast right now desu senpai

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>>74229754
10 bucks a month for every camp forever assuming they don't jack the price up, plus PPVs. And it's streaming only, no editing, no easy to use .mp4 files or whatever they were getting. Complete fucking screwjob.

>>74229773
Agreed desu, but I fucking hate when their fat tech guy interrupts them talking. I enjoy Anik's fast-paced robotic speech as well. Underrated.

>>74229783
>not liking based TJ De Santis

I also listen to the Sherdog radio sometimes so maybe I'm just used to him. Jordan Breen is the best thing on Sherdog btw.

>>74229781
why should they get it for free?

>>74229852
I hope this is bait.

>>74229473
an image forever burned into my retinas thank you

Surprised JoJo Calderwood still hasn't spoken about getting free Fight Pass.

*illegally knees you while youre downed*

*fronts on you and makes it personal*

*portions dip*

*takes errything you wok for motherfucker*

>>74229930
All fighters currently get it for free, or else you would have heard about it.

So Pig Rigg is gonna miss weight again isn't he?

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>>74229898
Magiga bless

>>74229893
why should the ufc spend money on the coaches?

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>>74230032
Shut up

>>74230065
Yesterday:
>"I think I'm 13 over right now eating and drinking everything I want. I'm enjoying life again and enjoying training. I'm training twice a day"

He's not gonna make it

>>74230032
fuck u goof

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>>74230071
>5kg cut
>hard
you stupid son

he used to cut over 10kg to make 170 what makes you think he cant make 5kg lmao

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>>74230032
Yes

http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/14/14613582/ufc-fight-night-105-johny-hendricks-iv-ban-reason-jump-middleweight-mma

how does an iv ban stop him from making the weight? full of shit

>>74230091
how new are you

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>>74230109
is this you?

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>>74230125
im the fish

>>74230032
Nah, MW he should make easily

Im going to put the fear of god in your soul and your whole life after you fight me and heal from all your injuries and cuts I inflicted on you. You will remember you thought you can beat the liger lol. Oww Bjj guys try to take me down, I like destroying belt blacks GI fighting people. it was cool back in Samuri days of the bushido, and the good old days of hand to hand warfare, but its 2014 people have gotten soft there scared of getting hit lol me I condition for it all day everyday lol war is coming
I only used my left hand standing once that was to knocked out strike future opponents beware if I can use me high kicks, elbows and knees your life is mine. I don't care how hard you train who your coach and team are im going to war. im new York city high school recorder holder is discus. im penn state alumni track and field history books for all five events and I had over 1000plus street fights with no rules in good old new York city. if there were no rules I would bit your face off starting with your nose lol I love combat rules or no rules bring it

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>>74230041
I think you're probably trolling, but just in case you're not - the UFC is no longer providing film which is really the cornerstone of fighter preparation ad instead charging money for a far inferior alternative that doesn't really meet coaches' needs. Quality film means better fights, the NFL gives out high-quality film of every game to every team to edit for the same reason. It's another shameless WME money grab and it's going to hurt fighters, coaches, and the quality of the cards they put on.

>>74230221
Especially considering FightPass doesn't offer any real raw feed quality content. Non-PPV cards don't show alternative angles, and the alternative angles available on PPVs are remarkably poor quality (a weird sort of upscaled ~360p feed). Also FightPass is only 30 frames per second. Fights are meant to be seen in silky smooth 60fps, as Aristotle intended when he invented wrestling. Sucks for coaching staff.

>>74227408
I'd be suprised if Conor is worth that.

each purse
- taxes
- 10% publicist
- 15% manager
- 10-15% agent
- camps ($200,000 - $350,000 each)
- renting/leasing shit like Rolls Royce, slick house

>>74227841
lol
ufc ded

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>>74230249
If I were a coach I'd be trying to figure out how to pirate as much film as possible. I wonder if black market DVDs are going to start making the rounds in camps.

>>74230266
Taxes alone are 40% and his coach has to be 10-15%. Wave goodbye to half right there.

Have a suspicion that Zuffa/WME provides a lot of the rental shit from their own companies, that's an old trick that's been around for years. And supposedly a lot of guys don't have managers especially now that the Reebok deal effectively killed off sponsors. Still, there's not much left after all the expenses. Might not even be a millionaire.

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>>74229389
murica got its own weight class now

>>74228179
Good picks friendo, I have the same.

>Bigg Rigg is the underdog vs lombard
/freemoney/

>>74230465
idiotic bet

the real money is on brown inside the distance and over 1.5 rounds

Rewatching 189 including weigh-ins and the Robbie Rory staredown really sticks out to me. They aren't doing it for the cameras or the people in attendance and watching around the world, just two men ready to die for that championship belt.

I will be heartbroken if Rory doesn't beat Daley, he is such a bad fucking man. Father Rory is taking (hopefully) taking over Bellator one man at a time.

>>74229389
When I saw /fit/ this is all I could think of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFB3L1FZnqY

>>74229389
Which is one is which?

Ask a professional fighter anything.

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>>74230552
Still the best fight moment

>>74230593
What is it like being so insecure about your masculinity

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The best kind of fight recaps are the ones in which they shit talk for 3 hours and don't mention the fights at all.

>>74230595
chills, poland. chills

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>>74230608
It all came tumbling down for poor Rory

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>>74227613

what's new in the world of mixed martial arts?

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>>74227660

shame shes a shit fighter. she is turbo qt

>>74230618
Bumfights

They're back and better than ever.

>>74230628
>turbo qt
looks like a chimp