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BENFICA vs B.DORTMUND - Gamethread 2017-02-14 07:09:56 Post No. 74218047
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BENFICA vs B.DORTMUND - Gamethread 2017-02-14 07:09:56 Post No. 74218047
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No Jonas edition.
XI: Ederson, Nelson Semedo, Luisão, Eliseu, Fejsa, Pizzi, Salvio, Carrillo, Rafa, Mitroglou
Subs: Júlio César, Jardel, André Almeida, Samaris, Filipe Augusto, Cervi e Raúl.
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GO DORTMUND, rape the disgusting moors.
All Portuguese are with you today, believe me (apart from benficucks).
I'm talking real rape though, I want a 0x3 result
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>no Dortmund XI
fuck off you disrespectful portushit
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>>74218117
Can't find it.
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>>74218096
Anon, but the coefficient..Think about the french..
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Reminder
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>>74218213
What's this?
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>>74218117
No Götze edition.
XI: Bürki, Bartra, Dembélé, Reus, Raphaël Guerreiro, Aubameyang, Papastathopoulos, Piszczek, Schmelzer, Weigl, Durm
Subs: Weidenfeller, Schürrle, Pulišić, Kagawa, Castro, Ginter, Passlack
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>search "dortmund" on twitter
>get this
Bürki, Bartra, Dembélé, Reus, Guerreiro, Aubameyang, Sokratis, Piszczek, Schmelzer, Weigl, Durm
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We saw in group stage that Portugal league is same tier as Polish, and Borussia killed Legia, so I don't think that Benfica stands any chance
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>>74218213
>18-8
Did they play against Belenenses or something?
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>>74218251
Club Elo, like the chess player ratings but for football clubs
http://clubelo.com/Dortmund
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>>74218272
Last two clubs were Porto and Sporting
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>>74218263
But anon, if we won we are better than you.
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>>74218263
Sporting are weak, they are our 4th team in europe
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>>74218291
I was about to laugh at you, but then I remembered that Braga went to a final more recently than >sporting
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>>74218308
Better in the UEFA ranking too
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*teleports behind benfica*
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>>74218256
Gotze is injured
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>>74218328
NO!
PLEASE DON'T
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Ace link or nah?
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Schürrle is hot
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BoRUSSIA Dortmund
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>>74218406
He is also completely straight.
Pic related. Our completely straight WC duo.
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Vamos Dortmund! Está na hora de depenar o franguito
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>>74218213
>czech clubs
>romanian clubs
What the fuck?
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>>74218459
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is this really going to be better than paris-barca?
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>qt on screen
>some fag walks in front of the camera
>show something else
>go back to qt
>some old cunt sitting in front of her stands up
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>74218486
Nah. Less memes too.
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>>74218486
This one has memes.
Don't trust the gypsy.
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nice choreo
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DEUTSCHLAND
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>>74218486
No, but it's hipster choice, so better stay here if you want to be cool
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>>74218486
I would say so, too. But I have the other stream open ,too, just in case.
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>empty seats
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>>74218579
Idk what hapenned there. No one is in that section .
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>>74218466
romania stronk brother
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>nelson semedo
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>even the Portuguese stayed at home to watch psg-barca
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>>74218643
INVADED
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>>74218611
mean
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>Watching PSG - Barca
kek it's like literally every year
PSG plays better but loses
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Are there any yellow teams in Portugal?
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>bartra crossing half the field just to foul salvio
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>>74218696
Portugal away kit is yellow
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>>74218047
literally who's
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Do you rate Piszczek guys or is he just a very solid defender?
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>the stadium has the same color as the player kits to disguise the empty ones
Genius
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>>74218696
Paços de Ferreira
>>74218723
colorblind
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>>74218696
Arouca.
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>>74218696
Estoril
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>OBAMA
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Obamalel
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>Obama
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>obama
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>OBAMAMANG
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Arigotou Obama-san
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Obama misses clear chances. Many such cases. Sad!
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The fuck Obama.
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BEST STEGEN
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dat chance
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Need stream lads. s2w went down.
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EDERGOAT
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How much longer until Dembele fucks off to somewhere else?
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>>74218894
acestream://c541d8d75c5673c91ced531397d4aff00746d6e2
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>>74218905
in 2 years dembele will generate us 90million euros
mark my words
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>>74218905
Dortmund Dembele?
Probably Barca in 3 years or so.
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>>74218945
not if he breaks his leg tonight
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>>74218945
>>74218949
hahahaha delusional dirtmund subhumans
The nigger will flop in the long run like mktirrarriiioin
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>>74218952
>portugal still trying to kill blacks
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>>74218975
But that would be the exact opposite of Mkhitaryan
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>>74218945
>>74218949
>>74219006
don't feed the troll
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>>74218975
What are you talking about? Dembele is playing a great season so far and Mickey is doing well for United.
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>farca
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>>74219040
>and Mickey is doing well for United
well now that speaks alot about the PL
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is this /bundes/
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>not watching Barca getting EXPOSED
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0-1
>exposed
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>>74219187
maybe
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Jesus Christ, they still haven't let all people into the stadium.
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Benfica 1-0 Barça
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It's a bvb needs 50 chances to score a goal episode
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>benfica goalie bleeding to death on pitch
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>>74219303
Benfica has the same issue. Don't sweat it.
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>>74219303
love those 2bh
they make tuchel extra mad
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Watching football coming down from acid is fucking magic
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>>74219377
wow, Australians are so fucking ebin, man
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my stream seems strangely yellowish
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>>74219411
then switch to a non-asian stream
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>>74219440
kek
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>>74219390
Why are you so angry?
>>74219440
>German humour
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SO many missed passes from both sides. Sad!
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Both of these teams are garbage desu, might as well replace them with the superior Sporting and Schalke
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sooooo benfica worse than darmstadt?
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>>74219545
>>74219547
agree
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>>74219377
drugs are bad m'kay?
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This game is trash. Neither team has scored. Can you believe that?
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>>74219440
I was expecting a joke involving the uniforms
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>85 passes vs 220 passes
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>everyone in charge of a good first contact
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>not even a single shot on target
What is this shit?
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>captcha: Extra ausfahrt
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>
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>>74219652
Some were OK
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sadly, benfica will win 1-0 because of a score mid 2nd half and parking the bus afterwards
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OBAMA WHAT U DOIN
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>>74219692
>it's a Borussia 2014-2015 episode
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>>74219673
bEh vs. AOP
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Benfica fags, thoughts on raul jimenez?
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Fucking ref
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>>74218952
Soon
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>>74219730
Gui Mendes is shit but scores at the right times so hes GOAT
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Based goalie.
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ERA PENAL
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>the state of UEFA refereing
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>this ref
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>>74219730
Should be playing instead of this Rafa hack.
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>>74219730
Amierdicanista pls go
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>>74219790
NO ERA PENAL
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>>74219759
Based ref
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Ederson has the most punchable face
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NICE TRAMP STAMP FAGGOT
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>>74219836
>>74219850
EDERGOAT IS A GOD
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jesus christ what prison did they get that keeper from?
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bvb playing football. benfica watching. is this CL or what
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>>74219823
>not even a fucking fault
This is unbelievable
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>barca
but draxler scored
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>>74219914
outside? barely? idk, but a foul.
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>>74219951
And yellow, at the very least
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>>74219914
lol he tried to kill him
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>Dittmann being this asshurt already
Imagine his whining when it's 1-0.
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>>74219951
It's clearly outside but it's also clearly a foul.
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>>74219926
Play dead tactic. Second half we unleash RAUL!
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>Tuchel is taktiking on a piece of papwr
It's on
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>>74220027
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>>74220003
Except the ball isn't even even reaching the forwards, Jimenez wouldn't help.
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>>74218047
>semen slurping sport
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Valentine's SLAGS?
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>>74220103
the ball gets pumped there every single time. we just need physical players up there not fucking Rafa The Manlet.
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Portuguese stadiums are so uncomfy
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>>74220027
Dortmund raping Benfica in the 2nd half confirmed
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>>74220114
ok gypsi
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>>74220141
>tfw>>74220152
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OBAMA BRACE INCOMING 2ND HALF
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>>74220144
>we just need physical players up there
Mitroglou is already up there though.
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stop commenting everyone. need to get some food
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>>74220027
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>>74218256
>Pulišić
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>>74220152
idk why but i gave you a free you
>>74220191
and it works we create chances on the right side
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>>74220212
>chances
>works
>create
>benfica
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>finally found stream
>first half is over
>stream probably taken down during half-time as usual
>labeled as polish
>commentator speaks french
>commercials are russian
WTF I love ( ( ( globalization ) ) ) now!
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stream sucks
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>>74220199
will come through
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>>74220296
>>74220317
how about you pay 2 watch like any other normal german being?
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>>74220365
because you fall for the jew tactics, hue
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half of the posters in >>74205937 are EXPOSED now
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>>74220296
mamahd.com
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>>74220390
But it's free in Portugal...
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>>74220001
wuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Foul on top of the line still counts
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>>74220522
but when he hits him the leg is outside. this isn't basketball.
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It's over.
Gg. Dortmund, you are the better team.
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Jesus Christ, the stadium is half empty, even the ultras section isn't full.
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simeone dump lew kmemes
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GOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Fuck sake
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MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU MITROGLU
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crap
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fuck off, gay ass sport, so unfair lol
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Mitroglou is so fucking shit
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There you go.
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Of course
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>>74220653
>not believing in the endless choking abilities of dortmund
lel, you're in for a surprise
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>Dortmund
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>holders of shares
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>le evil looking Greek man
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mitroglu looks like a monk
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Que chouriço. Fds
Mas bom golo
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>MITROGOOOOOOOOOOL
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HAHAHAHHA
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I want fifica to get to the final, the choke will be exquisite.
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>all dem buttblasted çiporte and tripeiro fans
worth it
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it seems that moortuguese luck still haven't ended
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>>74220730
LITERALLY as I pressed on "Submit" lel
Dortmund is such a joke of a team kek
kys ruhrpott niggaz, just kys
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GOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CARALHO
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>it's a Dortmund don't score any of their many chances, then concede from the opponent's first serious attack episode
It's gone all the way from tragic, to sort of funny, right back to tragic by now.
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mitroglou is shit
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who cares, dortmund will rape benfishit at home, and you all know it
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>>74220792
the new Cardozo
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>>74220791
kek
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will the goal be the only shot on target of benfica today?
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>OBAMA
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WHAT THE FUCK OBAMA
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>>74220806
>being this salty
Are you a LOL fan or just a CORRUPTO FILHO DA PUTA?
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fucking hell auba
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>Obamemiss
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>it's a nazis getting BTFO by the working class episode
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>>74220806
still conceded to a man incapable of running
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every single time
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>Barcelel
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I feel like stuck in groundhog day.
Every time the same shit.
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>that miss
Jesus
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>obenismang
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>Obama swears Madrid is gonna buy him
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What went wrong with Obamo?
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Fucking Dormund
More like, dorSHIT
Rape Benfica
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Di Maria scored again lol
Benfica 3 - 0 Everyone else
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Fuck, Auba, what the fuck are you doing
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Tuchel to Arsenal when? Guy obviously knows what he's doing, he'd be much better coaching a team that isn't full of chokers.
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>tfw can't watch barca get btfo and this one
Need to get two TVs. Guess I could stream the other but eh. Then how would I shitpost?
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>>74220978
mate
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EDERGOAT
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STOP CHOKING YOU NAZI CUNTS
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>>74220875
>putting players on the line at corners in modern football
The off chance they'll be able to stop a ball going in from a direct strike, really isn't worth the risk of offside being practically impossible.
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>>74220978
>Tuchel to Arsenal when?
>he'd be much better coaching a team that isn't full of chokers.
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At least tie 1-1
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ERA PENAL
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NO ERA PENAL
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PENAL
Anda caralho
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ERA PENAL
R
A
P
E
N
A
L
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PENAL CARAJOS
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>>74220978
u wot mate
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SI ERA PENAL
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JUST Samurai
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OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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OBAMA PLS
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hahhahahahhasHAAHhaHahhaHHAhAHASHHAFDAFA<FD <CA<SFE<AFE E<<<<<<<<
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>dirtmund
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FUGG!
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>Obama
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>Obama
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
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could someone post shots on goal statistics
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Ederson should've let that one in, now he's leaving in the summer ;_;
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Oh god why is Obama so shit today
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>"I rank opoomamang"
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>>74221024
>Barca getting cucked to shit
>Dortmund getting their butts blasted
what a glorious day
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>the city of dirtmund
>obummer
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OBAMA LE FLOP
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why is this nignog taking pens again
let reus kick
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>Alabama Yang
>can't even score a penalty
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they are pulling my leg
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Oh, fuck off Obama.
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POR LA PUTA MADRE NEGRO MIERDA
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Why isn't Schurrle playing instead?
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EDERSON IS GOD
EDERSON IS LIFE
DEVOTE YOURSELF TO EDERGOAT
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>>74221144
ffs this
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>>74221161
He really should be first sub. Aubameyang's head clearly isn't in the game today.
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>>74221161
Why would a shitty player play instead of a slightly less shitty player?
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Thanks Obama
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Ladies and gentlemen, you are witnessing the destruction of Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
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reus is more accurate so I don't know why he didn't take the pen
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Reminder that if you just stand in the middle you save more than 50% of pens these days.
Arrogant cunts of players.
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FUCKING HELL OBAMA
its obvious hes preparing his leave.
where will he go?
city or liverpool?
zizou will never take this shithead.
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>halalwinslol
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Auba is talking about going to Real every week. He should focuse on scoring again
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>Trump takes office
>Obamayoung starts playing like shit
COINCIDENCE?
aubameyang getting ripped apart today like he's obamacare
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>>74221213
>le i am too good for Bvb i'm going to play for Real man
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Thanks Obama
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>>74221248
>>74221224
>zizou will never take this shithead.
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>>74221251
SAD!
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>>74221224
>Dortmund player
Bayern, of course.
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Schurrle IN
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>>74221266
BLYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAT CYKA
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>>74221266
>That penalty kick
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>>74220780
embora, complexado
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Benfica will get the championship and will fight against Santos for the club world cup
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>>74218047
Say my name Krauts
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>all the sportencuckens rooting for germany's beira-mar
Find a real football club to support.
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>Schurrle
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This should be over by now.
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>>74221298
>shirley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08i9kvCJvJ0
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>>74221335
>B-Big Barbosa
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>>74221335
fuck off nigger
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>dortmund destroying benfica
>moortuguese luck still allow them to win
kek
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FUCK i hate that Obama nigger and i'm not even a BvB supporter
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Reminder that the win against based Leipzig was a deal with the devil. Dortmund's season is over.
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>>74221361
The fuck did he mean by this?
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>>74221414
>7-1
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>>74221445
He's an autistic gnome. Meant nothing.
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>>74221414
>brazilian
kek
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Based Benfika, I love their GK, watched him in CL magazine, he was cool and he touched my soul.
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>>74221445
His way of telling the player to wake up.
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Reminder to never even considering replying to tobi.
>Reminder to never even considering replying to tobi.
Reminder to never even considering replying to tobi.
>Reminder to never even considering replying to tobi.
Reminder to never even considering replying to tobi.
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>this game
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STOP CHOKING YOU NAZI CUNTS AND RAPE THE MOORS REMOVING THEM IS THE ONE THING YOU'RE GOOD AT
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>>74221414
>destroying
lol
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>>74221499
The most douchebag looking keeper
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Paris SG
4
Barcelona
0
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>>74221611
really makes me think
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>>74221611
le JUST
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>>74221611
Jesus christ. So is Emery basically Ancelotti 2.0?
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do you rate?
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>>74221414
já se percebeu >>74220780
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>>74221512
Time for Tuchel posting?
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>>74221611
I thought this would be the more competitive match and Barca - PSG would be one sided and I was right, but not the way I thought.
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>>74221694
7.0+1.5 for bvb fan
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>>74221532
>RAPE THE MOORS REMOVING THEM IS THE ONE THING YOU'RE GOOD AT
Since when? We remove frogs.
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>>74221611
KEK watching the match right now.
>Messhit nowhere to be seen
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>>74221742
this
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>>74221726
Maybe?
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>>74221742
really makes you think
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>>74221493
>moortugal
lol
>>74221467
>6-1
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Is there a chance for a tie?
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>>74218047
Daily reminder Hitler feared the Barbosa
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>>74221860
7-1 > 6-1
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>>74221805
>gloating about beating a newly promoted team's B-team
>still 8 points behind said promoted team
>lose the next week against the dead last of the league
Whoops...
Sorry!
Sorry!
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>>74221919
of course
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>>74221805
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at least fatty fotze is not playing and making it even worse...
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>>74221919
There were many chances but Dormund choked them all.
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>>74221919
With Dortmund's finishing, no.
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>>74221919
Hopefully german efficiency starts kicking in
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>>74221919
no way
the choke is too deep inside the bvb's team mentality
the benfica team could leave the field and go home and dortmund would still not manage to score
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>>74221982
its because of this fucking nigger. i bet hes a jew.
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>>74221933
He wasn't gloating though. He got shit from their bench and gave it back when their goal was disallowed.
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>>74221919
its not over until time expires so yeah
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lel the two dortmund fans
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>>74222026
>He wasn't gloating though.
lel, sure he wasn't
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>schürrle
What a fucking waste of money.
Same with Rode and Götze.
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Be realistic though, this goal was a fluke. a simple tap in.
Dortmund missed a bunch of chances now but in six days at the wesfalenstadion things are probably going to be much much worse for benfica.
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>>74222038
>mfw i watched superbowl until it was 28-9 or something like that
>everybody says its 100% over
>all the experts
>games over - good night
>10 mins left on the clock
>actually go to bed because it was 4am
>wake up -
fugggggggggggggggggg
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>>74222074
Not like Rode is getting a proper chance.
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>>74222083
>in 6 days
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how did benfica get this far?
holy kek cant play for shit
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>>74222142
whenever it is. god forbid i get a number wrong, kill me
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>>74222118
>>actually go to bed because it was 4am
First off, the comeback was on by 4am.
Secondly, your own fault, you fucking wuss. The Euro threads were great again this year.
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>>74222143
They're parking the Bus. Dormund can't get in at all.
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save us pulisic
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>>74222197
*kills u*
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I genuinely hope Dortmund ultras are going to riot this shithole lisabonn to the ground. I really do.
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>>74222143
Moor tactics
>>
Is Tuchel the most overrated manager in European football?
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>>74222222
checked
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CA PUTA DE DEFESA
AYY
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>>74221860
>Monkey
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woooooo dat save
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>>74222230
>another Dortmund Hartzer that doesn't know how to spell Lisbon
>>
EDERSON
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>>74222222
Wew
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>>74222245
His tactics have worked though. They've created plenty of chances. It's not his fault the players have been choking shits.
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>>74222222
*admires digits*
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>>74222197
>>74222222
status: killed
>>
EDERGOAT
>>
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>>74222222
what a waste
might as well delete your post
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>>74222222
Wasted sixths desu
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>>74222222
waste
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>>74222222
HOLY SHIT. BURGER KILLED BY KEK
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>>74222222
SAD
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>>74222222
High five!
>>
goaterson
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>>74222245
is dirtmund the most overrated hipster """"""""underdog""""""""" club in the world? absolutely
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>>74222222
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>>74222222
kek
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>>74222222
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>>74222332
>a fucking leaf
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>>74222222
ghost of burger here
thank you.
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>>74222222
RIP Fellow american
>>
obama this little fuck. how did he miss that era penal?
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>>74222354
t. mad dirtmund shareholder
>>
>>
Obama on suicide watch
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>>74222222
german autism
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Dormund last chance imo
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>>74222222
BURGER GASED
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>>74222222
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>>74222444
DOUBLE TRIPS OF CONFIRMATION
aaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>74222444
>>
>>74222444
IT HAPPENED.
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next dortmund coach?
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Dortmund scores at 90+2
Sorry
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>>74222440
Dermunt isnt going to make it, unbelievable
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thanks for all these (you)s, guys
my day was almost ruined because not having a bf on Valentines sucks
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>>74222491
me
>>74222497
pls no
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>>74222497
This is literally Benfica every time. Hope you're wrong
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>>74222491
Matthäus
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>>74222491
Hasenhüttl
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>>74222512
Are u a cute trap or a girl? I'll be ur bf
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>>74222497
nice try
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>>74222491
Luis Enrique
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>>74222512
a fucking gay
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>>74222547
I'm a girl, I hate traps, they're mentally ill
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>>74222491
kloppo will be back
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>>74222550
9..93?
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>>74222568
but are you a girl (male)?
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>>74222497
A draw would still suck after this game 2bh.
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If I get the good digits benfica not only holds this score but also wins the away game. check them
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>>74222585
I'm not mentally ill
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>>74222568
Pls be my gf
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>>74222568
hisssssss
begone
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>>74222568
B E R L I N
E
R
L
I
N
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>4 minutes
lets go
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>>74222592
>92
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>>74222592
ben ficker is going to get raped to the bones at westfalenstadium
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>>74222512
ill be your bf hansel
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My fucking heart is racing
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HOME FOR DORTMUND WILL BE WON 5-0 AT LEAST
MARK MY WORDS
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BENFICA CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Seems like Alberto Barbosa really wuz kangs.
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OGRO
THE GOOD GUYS WON 5-0 TODAY
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>>74222638
>Norway
>>
>Paris SG
>4
>Barcelona
>0
--------------------------
>Benfica
>1
>BVB
>0
whats worse?
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Now all we have to do is park the bust even more. Easy. eheheheh
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Based poortugal
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Football won today.
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>>74222688
4-0, how is that even a question?
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I miss Lewa.
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GLORIOSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>74222688
for me its barca getting btfo
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>>74222684
I've been a Benfica fan for a while
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>>74222688
PSG 4-0 Barça
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>>74222016
spotted the portofag
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kek what a mediocre club benfica is
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Thanks obama.
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>>74222688
Dirtmund got this as long as obama stops choking so hard.
Barca is fucked unless MSN goats it up.
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>one shot on target
>win 1-0
lel, you cheeky poortuguese, just like you won the euros
but this time I'm rooting for you
fuck that prussian joke of a club and their entire cringeworthy fanbase
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>shirley talking shit
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>>74222754
Pretty much. Dortmund just need a good game at home. Barcelona need a god tier home performance.
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>>74222738
now say that without crying lad ;)
dont forget to mention "moortuguese luck"
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>>74222731
>>74222738
> 7-1
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>>74222775
what's she saying?
>>
Did Schürrle even have one touch on the ball?
30 fucking million for this shitter.
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His name is BARBOSA
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>>74222775
Pls transcript it to here
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>>74222651
BVB
14 shots
5 on target
10 corner kicks
69% possession
Benficker
5 shots
1 on target
3 corners
30% possession
Now I understand why you all hate them
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>>74222834
no.
its way too embarrassing.
in the end he said its no problem and they would kick their arse at home.
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>>74222809
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why is nerlinger not euthanized yet?
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>>74222852
>69% possession
>30% possession
Whoever's stats those are, need to learn you either have decimals, or round properly.
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>>74222834
he was butthurt as fuck and basically said benfica is shit and it's going to be an easy home win in the 2nd leg for dortmund
the dortmund delusion knows no limits
pls throw them out poortubro
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>>74222938
>sometimes the ball isnt under either teams possession
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Fucking dirtmund is a shame to german efficiency.
That fucking nigger against Sporting played like hell and here he missed 4 chances including an penalty.
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>>74223005
It's almost like Sporting is shit or something...
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>>74222944
The fact that he was butthurt doesn't change the other fact which is that they lost a game against a team that had one shot on target, 30% possession and no obvious counter to the moments Dirtmund started picking up pace.
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>>74222990
The ball's always considered in possession of one of the teams. Even balls kicked out are considered in possession of the team that kicked it out, until they're past the line, at which point it's in the other team's possession from there, until the throw in/ goal kick/ corner is taken at least.
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>>74223041
like it is Benficas effort that he played absolutely awful today and couldnt score with such clear chances.
Porto and Sporting had also more chances and more dangerous offense. Benfica was fucking nothing. Apart from scoring that corner. But thats football I guess.
>>
FUCKING OBAMA
ITS AS HE BET A LOT OF MONEY ON LOSING
WHAT A PIECE OF LITERAL SHIT THIS NIGNOG
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>>74223101
But that's how we play all the time :3
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>>74223101
that's what everyone keeps saying here in portugal, yet we will win the championship a 4th time i n a row, and reach champions quarters for the 2nd time in two years.
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>>74223110
Send him to the back of the gas chamber Fritz
>>74223101
Benfica is relentless against teams with "small" mentality which Dortmund had tonight.
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how much would a professional killer want for silencing nerlinger?
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>>74223200
>we will win the championship a 4th time i n a row
U sure about that lad?
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>>74223101
>like it is Benficas effort that he played absolutely awful today
Look here Hans, Benfica's defense was spotless today. If you don't think this has anything to do with Dortmund and Obama not being able to score, you really shouldn't be on a sports board.
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>>74223242
just let us have it one time pls
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>>74223242
yes, Porto will lose many points away from home.
and we will get grimaldo, zivkovic and jonas in the next 2/3 weeks
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>>74223101
Benfica doesn't have a budget to compete with the rich kids. They do what they can... also, they have pretty noice players, but they are not used to this level of competitiveness. Portuguese league is a walk in the park for them, and then in the Champions things get difficult.
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>>74222938
Are you also 100% autistic or just 99.999...% ?
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>>74223224
>relentless
>had one (1) chance
>almost conceded at least 5 goals
well that sure is "relentless".
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>>74223270
>spotless
not that is bullshit, they didn't score at least one time in the 1st half for mere chance. Don't be stupid.
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>>74223320
>100% autistic or just 99.999...%
Same number.
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>>74223315
So will benfica, which will not have another 95 league points in a civil year in a long, long time, your entire playing system relies on impeccable defending to cover the holes having 5 players in the opponent's area creates, and that won't always happen.
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>>74223328
This. They did not at all deserve this result, no matter the gymnastics.
>Muh defense
Bunch of fools. The amount of goal opportunities was ridiculous.
>>
Dortmund had two good chances, others were controlled by the defense or goalkeeper.
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>Piszczek was the best BVB player today, had more dangerous shots than Obama
t. me and I know something about football
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>>74223328
That's what I mean by being relentless, they have what I can only describe as the most unbelievable luck I have ever seen, which is too lucky to be down just to luck, you either pressure them and confine them to their corner or they will put a luckshot in, every time, that can't be just luck
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>>74223317
>1 point ahead of Porto
>a walk in the park
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>>74223462
I'm not talking about Porto, or Sporting. But the rest of the clubs...
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>>74223349
>they didn't score at least one time in the 1st half for mere chance
Dumb inbred hick, there weren't any grievous errors (except maybe the penalty) that could have ended in a goal. This result is almost entirely due to the defensive work.
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>>74223495
>Moor calling someone a dumb inbred hick
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>>74218328
I Benfica reaches the final and then loses again I will say there is definitely a curse.
I'm just glad he only cursed Benfica for 100 years. The curse will be lifted in 2062.
Fucking jews!
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>>74223495
AHHAHAHAH the delusion.
Also, it's not always errors, the opponent has merit also, you know? Go watch the highlights you don't seem to have very good memory,
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>>74223483
you forgot Moreirense the GOAT
>>74223495
at the 10 minutes Obama had a 1 on 1 with Ederson
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>>74223561
Obama had 3 1v1 with Ederson and he missed every single on of them.
EDERGOAT
D
E
R
G
O
A
T
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>>74223495
2/10
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>>74223554
>>74223561
I will give them merit on one thing, like I said the games where they play like shit yet win against an apparently much better opponent happen to often for it to be just dumb luck, it's their playing style which is great against all but the very best teams that can put pressure on them for 90 minutes, and this Dortmund isn't one of those very best teams
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>>74223578
>that save against Pulisic
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>>74223609
*too
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>>74223609
It's not luck, it's football. Also, obviously Benfica defends very well. But it's important to know, that today's result was not just. Borussia did more than enough to win, except actually scoring lel (Obama kek).
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>>74219914
Was this not a red card? Dembele has a free shot on goal as he's goalside of lindelof and the other centre back is nowhere near the goal or Dembele
Dembele also has possesion, he's in control of the ball
Clear denial of a goalscoring opportunity, goalie should be sent off, this rule doesn't even have to apply to goalkeepers
>>
Benfica strategy now should be what they did to Besiktas, go really hard in the first 20 minutes and try to get 2 or 3 goals away, they'll be just thinking about smashing Benfica and caught off guard. They do have the quality in front to do that.
Then hold on 70 minutes like this match today and not suffer more than 3 goals.
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>>74223789
>free shot on goal
not really
>control of the ball
not so much
But yeah, it is fault indeed and a yellow imo
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>>74223702
Hopefully Dortmund will smash them next time though not sure they can by now. I just cannot stand the insufferable gloating of the moors, I mean I don't get it apart from their retarded coach lagartos aren't usually like that so I cheer for them but every fiber of my being impedes me from cheering for benfica
>>
>>74222491
Max Allegri
(pls)
>>
>>74223900
>insufferable gloating of the moors
and you're so much different right? shit, nobody likes porto, not even the people from porto where there are a ton of benfica and sporting fans
stop being an uppity whining retard, your shit smells just as bad
>>
>>74223900
go see a doctor maybe because you may suffer from a severe case of memory loss
>he doesn't remember sporting fans last year
If doctors can't help yo, you can always kill yourself buddy
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>>74222491
Go full meme and get the Yakin brothers.
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>>74223973
Just because no one in Lissabonn likes Porto doesn't mean people don't like Porto, and I'm from Porto and there are so many fans that the last time benfica won the league 500 people gathered together to celebrate in a metropolitan area of almost 2 million people. There is a lot of anti-Porto, but you don't know it because our media is a benfica propaganda outlet. Salazar is dead and buried.
Your gloating is just unbelievable and insufferable you filthy moor.
>>74223985
They were pretty chill here, but since you probably live surrounded by them it's different.
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>>74224075
>but you don't know it because our media is a benfica propaganda outlet. Salazar is dead and buried
lel this old gem eh?
keep working on that inferiority complex, i'm sure it'll do you a lot of good
>>
>>74223841
>>74223841
in his touch before the goalkeeper hits him he slows the ball down a bit
>not really
in what way not really, it's missable under pressure, but odds on favourite to score
I've concluded this all from video evidence, but I wouldn't have batted an eye if the ref had sent him off and a lot of pundits wouldn't either
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>>74224210
There's absolutely no way he could score. He merely could touch the ball to his front, in a blink of a sec. This is all you can conclude tbf lad.
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>>74224190
>It isn't true that the vast majority of media outlets are owned by benfiquistas
>This level of denial
>Denying the fact that you are threatened because we are the only ones that stand up to you
The only good lissabonner is a dead one tbqh and this is coming from a Sporting sócio.
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>yes, yes, good job, Benfica. HOWEVER...
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>>74224352
And I'm not even the first guy you're replying too, that's how much benficuck fans suck here, no one likes you except in the Minho
>>
all this hate lmao, get a life nerds
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>Benfica's defence spilling spaghetti against every fast counter-attack
>Tuchel tells them to calm down and hold the ball
Thank you based fraud
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>>74224444
Wew lad, puortocuck BTFO
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Vir aqui ou à secção de comentários do Record é igual. Deficientes mentais.
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>>74224462
>Probably the dubs guy that used to post in luso
>Telling someone else to get a life
Lissabonas live in a world of their own
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>>74224561
>that damage control
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>>74224581
For that there would have to be actual damage, yet he obviously is the one who is the nerd that has to get a life, Lissabona
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>>74222725
thank you for the cod, much appreciated
>>
funny how these threads always end with moortugueses subhumans arguing to each other
fucking animals
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>>74225048
>that comment
>that flag
>>
Vai para o caralho, fijozico!
>>
*yawm*
moortugueses are really weak at this indeed xd
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