/heem/

Artem Lobov

Can't wait for Artem to heem Aldo in 12 seconds

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>Rogan has stated that he was okay with a Rousey-Bryan Caraway fight should the UFC want to make it and that Rousey would beat 50 percent of the male UFC bantamweights, saying, “There's a lot of guys her size she could beat. I mean, a lot. If you took the roster of the UFC's bantamweights, 135 pounds, and you paired them up against Ronda Rousey, she might be able to beat 50 percent of them. That's not a joke." He also defended this statement a couple of weeks later saying that a much larger opponent like Johny Hendricks would “most likely beat her up” but that against similarly sized opponents she could “easily” catch them in a scramble due to her technical superiority.

Mcgregor just left the ufc. MMA is a sport for failed boxers and trailer trash confirmed.

when is mcgregor boxing mayweather?

Schaub bless this thread.

>>74215867
Hopefully never that's a damn circus act and everyone knows it, He should be focusing on Fergy or Khabib but instead he's trying to make as much money as possible so he can retire and fight neither of them.

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I see this as a pretty easy fight for Al. I'll be surprised if he doesn't open as a big favorite.

>>74215867
Someone made a thread about it somewhere around here but I'm too lazy to go look for it. There may not be a date, just intentions.

if goobs ends up fighting mayweather and then retiring his whole career has been a joke relative for how good people percieve him to be.

let's be honest, the only impressive win he has is aldo. Diaz has been beaten by randoms, and so has alvarez.

not saying it's not impressive but hes not even top 20 GOAT imo

>>74215732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r3HN80mQI8&t=543s

>>74215950
He needs to recant telling Schaub to retire next.

>>74215955
What current HW can Schaub beat?

>>74215927
ur opinion = WGAF u goof

>>74215927
When mayweather memes all over McGregor will casuals look at MMA in a more negative light?

>>74215960
>ur opinion
>ur flag

yeah no one cares budy

t. a country with actual combat sports culture

>>74215977
>First and only champ is a cheater in a paper thin division

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>>74215704

This

>>74215981
idk man the ufc heavyweight roster was pretty dangerous back in the day

>>74215959
For starters: Stipe Miocic, Fabricio Werdum, Cain Velasquez, Alistair Overeem, Junior Dos Santos, Ben Rothwell, Francis Ngannou, Mark Hunt, Derrick Lewis, Travis Browne, Andrei Arlovski, and Stefan Struve

He would also handle all the LHWs except maybe Jon Jones could give him some trouble for a few rounds.

So when Conor retires without a title defense scheduled, will the new fans he brings in stick around and realize his whole image and legacy was a sham once they notice every other champ actually defends willingly against top contenders?

>>74215977
>beating up gooks and taking their wives back to work in Amsterdam brothels
>actual combat sports culture

>>74215985
I actually forgot Bas Rutten. I am a goof.

>>74216004
We know you are.

>>74215927
fighting is just a job
if he fights mayweather he has won at life

>>74215994
>getting piss drunk at 2pm in a dingy pub before going home and giving your wife and children three rounds of hard sparring
>actual combat sports culture

>>74215927

Aldo is unironically higher on the GOAT list than Conor

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>>74216044

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This thread is so dead I will just post rares of my girl.

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Can this man heem the entire HW division?

>>74216066
For sure a top 15 guy 100%

wtf is going on here? i leave this thread for five minutes, and it all goes to shit.

>>74216044
more of the bird in the middle

>>74216080
>Implying /heem/ hasn't been shit ever since it existed

>>74216080
Notice that literally all of the weird shit comes from Euros and other third worlders? Weird.

>>74215959
Your mum

we did it boys

www.forbes.com/sites/brianmazique/2017/02/14/floyd-mayweather-jr-and-conor-mcgregor-have-reportedly-come-to-terms-on-superfight/

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>>74216090

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>>74216113
ok scratch that

>>74216120
Losing to Felice Herrig. Imagine. Just imagine.

>>74216112
Now all is left is for Goobs to heem floyd out cold and boxing is dead

>>74216112
>Forbes is now breaking mma news

Goobz changed our bum lives.

>>74216131
boxing is and always will be better than subhuman luck swing

>>74216150
You need to go back to your general, and hug each other with pillows

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>>74216092

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>>74216128
>>74216127
Doesn't matter, still my girl.

it's so adorable how she makes sure to like every single comment on her fanpage even though it's from people talking shit :3

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>tfw would have fallen for the "cheeky tenner on Boetsch" meme if my state didn't have absurd online gambling laws

It's a bittersweet feeling

>>74216188
that's a big bottle

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>>74216193

Does anyone actually think mcgregor could beat Floyd in a boxing match or is it just memeing? Conor is going to get embarrassed

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>>74216206

>losing to a social media sloot

>>74216112
kek

goober got outboxed by nate diaz and now he thinks he can fight floyd?

ezest money of floyds life

lol
just lol

>>74216258
Conner will destroy that manlet

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>Gooby will knock Manletweather stiff
>Lets pretend this never happened and get hyped

>>74216258
He might just say fuck it and fight Floyd dirty, he'll get DQed but the shittalking rights he'll have will be worth it

>>74216112
it will be a 6 rounds "fight" and people will pay for this... lol
Fighting sports were a mistake

>>74216258
I'll save everyone the $99, 12-0 floyd

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Hey friends,
My name is Sage, and I love every single one of you haha. All of you are funny, smart, winners who spend every second of their day looking at cool a$$ pictures. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, you guys must be super popular haha. I mean, I guess it’s fun having with fun people, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than posting pictures with my shirt off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger hana. Just hit me up anytime. I always try my best. I was a world karate champion and in the UFC when I was just 19 haha. What Martial arts do you guys train? I also get straight A’s and have a very pretty girlfriend (She just blew me a kiss; It was SO cute). You are all friends who I'm glad to have in my life. Thanks for listening.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Pic Related: It’s me and my girlfriend

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Does any of you know how much would gear for guy like Hendricks cost?

I'm thinking about crowdfunding (GoFundMe) campaign for his steroids. I want my boy back again, fucking up legends like GSP.

Make Johny Great Again

>>74216370
hey thanks, buddy! hvd2u2

>>74216373
Johny doesn't need gear.
He needs STEAKS.

>>74216258
did anyone actually think le "60 gees baby!" man could actually become 2 division ufc champion?

It's a mistake for the UfC to let Conor fighting Floyd.
If he gets embarassed, it's the UFC and mma who get embarassed. It means less potential viewers and money.
The excuse "He wasn't a boxer anyway" will not work since it's Conor who pushed for that fight.
By 2020 the UFC is dead

>>74216408
Johny says he is 200lba of pure steak right now, plans to walk into the at 195.

>>74216420
why are you such a debbie downer? think of the upside

>>74216446
I don't understand your irish babbling

>>74216263
If they'd been boxing, Nate would have been KO'd in r2 of the second fight.

>>74216446
The upside is that we get to watch Conor be embarrassed so hard that Dee breaks up with him and aborts the child.

>>74216340
that would be the memest possible outcome

anyone know what the consequences will be if Gooby headkicks Floyd and ko him?

Will he ever be able to fight again?

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>>74216373
shut the fuck up casuals hes natty he just needs steaks

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>>74215976

1. MMA and boxing are 2 completely different styles of fighting.

2. If Mayweather wins UFC/Conor wouldn't lose respect. Mayweather is easy a top 5 boxer all time.

3. Mayweather wouldn't last 1 round in an octagon.

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Why doesn't Holly train 90% of time BJJ and 10% of time striking? I feel like her striking can't get much better, and wouldn't really get worse, and if she was at least a little bit decent at BJJ, she would end the fight with GDR.

So is Conor vs Floyd comfirmed?

49-1

>>74216297
Yeah but what if he lands a left that just flatlines Floyd?

>>74216366
Why has no one ever focused the liver with Floyd?

Like he's got amazing head movement but some heavy body shots? Might take the jam out of his doughnut

>>74216519
I've got floor tickets to the event, I'll try to hand him some fries as he walks out.

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>>74216471

>>74216604
Indeed give him some fries, dont give him portioned dips I read that they taste bland

>>74216128
>>74216261

It's more than just losing, she didn't fucking show up (mentally?) to the fight. They fed her a shit fighter to build her up and she fucking sleepwalked the whole fight.

>>74216258
Drunk Irish people

>>74216261
>>74216641
>>74216128
delet this

she was nervous and it won't happen again ;_;

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>>74216658

>>74216420
How can he get embarrassed? Floyd has no heem power. At worst (and the most expected outcome) is Goober gets pointed to death for 12 rounds while struggling to find offense like Manny.

>>74216699
Huh, I thought only Indonesians rock the jeans+rubber slippers combo.

>>74216716
its a 3rd word staple buddi

t. family is from 3rd world

>>74216686
Floyd has more power than you think, he wears over padded gloves because he has hands problem . Anyway no need to One punch knockout in that situation if the fight is 12 rounds Conor could ate more punches in 36 min than the last 5 Floyd's opponents. I see him collapsing or being stopped at some point even more if Floyd still has his god tier counter punching

>>74216588
well thats always a possibility but Mayweather needs to brawl with him

>>74216588
8oz gloves =/= 4 oz mma gloves

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>>74216753
>>74216716
Yeah people do that here too, it looks pretty ugly but as a feet person I don't mind when girls do it.

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Is he a scumbag as the majority of people say or is he being slandered?

Can everyone stop saying that it would have been a draw if they deducted a point? Germaine is a lifetime professional athlete, not a sperg commentator, journalist or /heem/ enthusiast.

If she knew she was down a round she would have switched gears immediately. It's called adjustment.

Mfw all these mma casuals...

>>74216420
Are you retarded? Just the shit-talking alone will make this whole thing worth it.

Thats all I want to see anyway

>>74216844
I was really unimpressed with both of their offence desu. DR was just sluggish and unimaginative and Holm was basically a joke. On my phone and can't be ducked typing it out but DR could brawl and Holm could have just stayed at range at point fought. Basically they're both shit and I want juiced up tranny wanderlai to ducking east their souls

>>74216879
McGregor has terrible shit talking. It's the same every time, got boring by his second fight with shit talking.

>>74216886
B-but he's better than Ali

>>74216883
I hope wyminlei literally murders GDR, and Holly by some stroke of luck wins against Cyborg and retires. She's just so nice and humble. GDR turned out to be a complete cunt.

>>74216903
Watch holly come forwards man. Punches designed to be blocked and pull focus then a kick to disengage

She's pretty bad man. But yeah she seems nice so fair call

>>74216903
>GDR turned out to be a complete cunt.

???

only because of the late shots which weren't on purpose?

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When will they learn?

>>74216112
>forbes runs a story based on heresay from someone who allegedly trains with conor

my dad works for sbg and he said conor's fighting woodley next

>>74216947
yes hello

Is the great white hope Steven Thompson going to take the belt back from Tyrone "THE KANG" Woodley?

>>74216947
What's it like being a rent boy's son?

>>74216924
Yeah, she was bad. I was kinda amazed she wasn't totally gassed after second round. She should just focus on BJJ and get at least a basic technique.

>>74216927
>be 37-0 in kickboxing
>throw punches by accident

For sure my brother.

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>>74216937
good question

>>74216588

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQQoFTgBbKg/
>gets tagged by random bum in sbg


there's about an equal chance of him getting heem'ed by an incorrectly installed overhead light as there is of conor actually landing a shot on him

>>74216976
Truth is she's pretty done mate. 37 is it?

>>74216965
>>/pol/

>>74216965
No, he got beaten up in the first fight and I don't see him doing much better in this fight. He won't let his kicks go in the fear of getting taken down so will use his hands which will allow Woodley to hurt him.

>>74216966
less shame than the son of an emu war veteran

>>74216988
35. That's why I think she need one amazing title win against Cyborg, and then retire.

>>74216988
>>74216976
Just to clarify. Holly's 37 yeah? To late to learn to grapple

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>>74216980
>Khabib winning two UFC belts

im gonna pop a vein kek

>>74217009
What is the grappling cut-off age?

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>>74217012
This will actually happen. He's going to get the interim when he beats Ferguson, and the real belt when he retires Conor. It's not an unrealistic scenario at all.

>>74217012
I bet you also namefag as ''I will namelad until jacare gets titleshot''

kys attentionwhore go get some friends

>>74216976
they were all on the buzzer, the second time she didnt even hit Holly

>>74217007
She's too small man. Honestly best bet for her would be to pray to kek for a miracle and have an amazing fight with nunes. That would immortalise her even in a loss

>>74217042
You're right, I guess that would be pretty good, and is surely more realistic.

>>74216903
>>74216924

I'm baffled as to how a woman who won world titles in both boxing and kickboxing could have such awful triking

>>74216927
>>74216976
the face she pulled after she did it the second time tells you everything you need to know, she's a fucking scumbag, which is disappointing because she came across well in the run up to the fight

>>74217030
Honestly? Probably takes five years to not be a joke. At least.

>>74217039
I am not but i do remember btfo you a couple times don't make me do it again YE FOOOL

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>>74216980
what font is used in this picture
pls respond

>its a Holly Holm waifu warriors get bootyblasted edition

>>74216980
>horcher fans
ayy lmao

>>74217040
>she didnt even hit Holly

Ok, you're just trolling now.

>>74217055
Yeah, she was acting so completely nice before the fight. Maybe to throw Holly off, so she doesn't expect any cheap shots?

>>74217061
oh yeah indeed that one time you told me you need your friends with you when you go training you sure did BTFO me lmao

always pretending you're a toughguy online when will you learn
>inb4 n-no t-that wasnt me

>>74217067

comic sans

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>>74217073
khabib haters instantly hop on the dick of anyone and everyone he fights, no matter how unknown they are
they are not reasonable human beings

>>74217077
the second time, she seemed to either miss her or graze her shoulder. The first time she rocked her pretty badly. I do think she a point should have been deducted, I just don't think its fair to judge her character because of it.

>>74217055
Honestly she was probably trying to volume punch and disengage because she was scared of JDRs power. If she picks her shops she's probably not that bad. Just was trying to look busy and disengage without getting knocked out.

Still terrible in reality though

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>>74217083
thanks

>>74217097
Did you see the cunt smile and tongue to the camera?

>>74217079
>purposely lying on Taiwanese cooking image bored

What do i except from immigrant porch monkey no one else cares beside me and you AL-Khwarizmi

>>74217121
i think she realised what she did so it was her reaction to fucking up

anyways not fair to judge a person on what they do in the heat of the fight

>>74217118
saved

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>>74217118

>>74217140
It's completely fair, that's where you show who you really are. Anyone can act pretty on camera while talking to their mom and cashier at the bakery.

>>74217140
Yeah she was just embarrassed, had been rocked like five second earlier. Still should have taken a point

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HA HA

TIME FOR 49-1

>>74217124
>>inb4 n-no t-that wasnt me
See how I predicted that

also
>using ad homimem like some /pol/fag
confirmed sub 90 IQ

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Who wins this fight?

>>74217180
Nelson

>>74217180
Bellator

>>74217158
pretty sure most people would disagree with you but its your opinion

>>74217180

Nelson

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>>74217199

>>74217169
Did they agree on rules yet?

>>74217214
It still won't happen because Dana White is afraid of creating a star bigger than UFC itself.

>>74217214

Yes

>5 round 3 minutes each
>10 oz gloves
>Kicks allowed

>>74217214

I don't know, but Floyd is definitely going to push for huge gloves. Floyd says he wants to fight at 147 or 150, which is the cutoff mark I believe for 10 ounce gloves. Under 147 is 8 ounces I think. Obviously Conor's chances of winning improve drastically if they were to agree on 8 ounce gloves instead of 10. It wouldn't surprise me if Floyd insisted on 12 ounce gloves.

>>74217214
It will be boxing rules for sure

There is absolutely no way Floyd will fight anything outside that.

Its conor who wants the fight anyway

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Kelvin is a big guy.

>>74217278

For WW

>>74217236
McGregor will be remembered as the worst thing that happened to MMA. What's sad is that he isn't even a GOAT, Aldo is higher on the GOAT scale, as some heemster above pointed out. He just tried to do a WWE-style shtick, and it worked out.

>>74217251
No grappling? If so, I'm betting on Mayweather.

>>74217236

Dana might not be able to stop it. If Conor can manage to make the fight without UFC involvement thanks to the Ali act he might never have to fight in MMA again. If he pulls off the biggest upset of all time, they would rematch and the 2nd fight would bring in probably the same amount of money. He has an opportunity here to make literally hundreds of millions of dollars.

>>74217278
What's he walking around at? 200 at least?

>>74217278
I little too big. I hear he eats his mum's tamales even on a cut

>>74217292
Its got to be more than that. Kbabib walks at 190-something.

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>>74217031
post more rare Keanu's

>>74217287
>McGregor will be remembered as the worst thing that happened to MMA
This desu

>>74217292

580lbs

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black dildo: what up doo
What is your first response?

>>74217275
And its a win-win for conor

1. He makes money
2. If he loses he and his fans have a valid excuse

>>74215990
Dude the reason he didn't defend FW was because he lost to Nate in the first fight. He was supposed to fight RDA for the LW Title. Then he got an immediate rematch and gifted Aldo an interim belt against Edgar despite being one shot Kod by Goobs his previous fight.

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>>74217355
rephrase your witticism to more accurately occupy the contextual decorum of this engagement

>>74215994
>taking another race of women to slave away in a brothel.
>not combat culture

Jesus potato man

What it is and where it stops nobody knows
You gave me a life I never chose

I wanna leave but the world won't let me go
I wanna leave but the world won't let me go

>>74217384
What are you doing awake mate?

>>74217384
nice

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Aldo 2bh

>>74217434
a CUTE

yo wassup heem any fresh memes that i should be aware of

>>74217555
All the recent memes have been shit. *portions* has run its course.

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>>74217555
If you're coming on

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COME ON

>>74217287
>Aldo
>manlet
>ducked countless fights
>heemd in seconds

>>74217355
>Generate a difference between our vectorial position, sir

>>74217642
Aldo ducked nobody you degenerate

I like Kellerman and Stephen A.

Do people here unironically dislike Aldo?

>>74217674
I dislike that always injured, bitched out of 184 bum.

>>74217692
189* not 184. Weidman bitched out of 184.

>>74217434
Aldo goatee version is best Aldo

>>74217642
>manlet
>heemd in seconds

Yeah, this is why McGregor and his fans are trash. Literally no argument, just memes. And the thing about ducking is not true.

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>>74217278
>mfw He doesn't make 185

>>74217692
Simply """injured"""

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Who /crocop/?

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>>74217731

>>74217797
Would Holloway be a paper champ if he wins ?

>>74217806
Yes.

>>74217787
>sex

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>>74217806

does anyone have any UHD webms of Hollys ass from the other night? asking for my teacher. TIA.

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>>74217824
I take it you prefer magazines?

>>74217278
What is he going to do when he can't even make 185? Management might feed him to someone in HW at that point.

>>74217825
Well he has a shitload of good wins since then, in fact he has the best heat map out of all contenders in the UFC, only Rumble comes close

http://ufcheatmap.com/featherweight

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Name ONE (1) person who is a better fighter, more successful, taller, stronger, smarter, richer, funnier, richer, smarter, stronger, taller, more successful and a better fighter than Brendan P. Schaub.

I'll wait.

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>>74217851

>>74217899
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_male_mixed_martial_artists

>>74217899
I honestly can't, the man is a bonafide genius. Keep an eye out for him on the 'most influential people' lists in a couple of years.

>>74217922
>first name on the list
>6'0"
Beat it cheetoh fingers, Schaub is 6'4".

>>74217927
If the most influential people made a list of who their biggest influence was, I'd bet my life Schaub would be #1.

>>74217153
not bad senpai

>>74217916
Goobert was removed from the feddaweight rankings, that's why he isn't showing there

>>74217970
i know la, just memeing

>>74217980
Be serious, this is no joke

Stephen A dropping bombs. Says he talked to Floyd Saturday night and Floyd says he believes a mecgregor fight would sell more than his fight with paquiao.

Max says conor would have zero % chance of winning. Molly asks really, conor doesnt get 1%? Max says no. Max says theres too much money to be made for the fight not to happen.

MAx

Stephen A says the casual mainstream fan is dumb enough to believe conor's one punch KO power would give him a chance against floyd.

>>74217039
Are you that autistic dutchfag who claimed Hendricks wasn't affected by USADA? Kys pls.

>>74218059
>implying he can't

Floyd is an old man with ring rust. Conor is a young gorilla with one punch KO power and all the physical advantages in the world.

>>74218017
>>74218059
link

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>>74218059
Undisputed >> First Take, they have better black man, they have better white guy too, only the chick on First Take is hotter

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>>74218095
I'm watching on TV, bud.

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>Until I decide to fight you, you are my little bitch. Now go roll me a cigar

Dats rayssis

>>74217278
new whittaker?

>>74218132
cheers

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>FLOYD YOURE TOO OLD TO TAKE DAT LEFF 'AND, IN TREE ROUNDS I'LL K.O YOU STIFF
>YA BETTA LEARN TO SHOULDER ROLL DEEZ BIG OIRISH BALLS FLOYD

>>74218132
>that tv
>those feet

>>74217806
Yeah. Lots of talented hungry new guys in featherweight. Bektic, Choi, yair, new kz, Knight

>>74218197
Holloway himself is one of those hungry new guys, possibly the hungriest given how many fights he had in short amount of time

MMA vs Boxing

How many PPVs would this card do

>Conor vs Mayweather
>Cody vs Lomachenko
>Natty GOAT vs Andre Ward
>Stipe vs Joshua
>Aldo vs Pacquiao

>>74218290
That would never happen so who cares.

>>74218304
This

>>74216066
Not with that fighting stance. I can tell he needs mewvment tips, he needs Ido potato

>>74216080
A lot can happen in 5 mins mydude, here take this thread for e.g it's gone to shit. Pure fecal matter

>>74216258
Stranger things have happened. Goobs best skill is obviously his striking or more accurate his boxing. Essentially he is a counter puncher with a left hand bomb. I give him a punchers chance with a little bit more. It'll be interesting as both fighters display their best work when they have aggressive fighters.

>>74216471
It would be an actual assault, probably even attempted murder.

>>74216258

Yes he's going to lose, but is it really losing when you're making 100 mill. for 25 minutes of work?

>>74219009
Conor wont get $100m. He'll get $15m.

>>74217278


This guy could be a UFC champ by now

>>74217180

My boy gunny

>>74219009
And boxing matches are 36 minutes, you stupid fucking pleb.

>>74219050
He'll get at least 40 mill kid

>>74219050
And that'll be just base purse

>>74219050

He's said he's willing to wait a year until the price climbs to 100 million. Not like that should come as a shock to anyone, the guy has literally never defended any belt he's ever won.

>>74219167
According to who?

>>74219250
whom*

Me, that's who.

>>74219269
So nobody.

>>74219050
The purse will probably be $500 mill.
400-100 seems pretty realistic. Its not like floyd could fight berto again and make that much money.

>>74219323
>The purse will probably be $500 mill.

lol you little kids are so stupid when it comes to this stuff.

Where' that $500m gonna come from, stupid? Show me the math.

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psg 1 fcb 0

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao

>>74217278
Fuck, that's my old 24hr gym he's at.

>>74219385

Wrong thread Del Bosco.

It will end 1-1 anyway.

>>74217278

THICC

>>74219315
Seriously though, Dana offered 25-25. That's an opening offer and a very low one.
Mayweather-Paq grossed over $600 million
Now assuming this is half as big as that, it ought to allow Conor to make a decent amount of cash.

>>74219438
it's still a heem related spicy filename

on a fucking tuesday

don't be that much of an edgelord, Del Burger

>>74219550
>Mayweather-Paq grossed over $600 million
No it didnt. It did $440m on PPV and a $72m gate.

http://www.espn.com/boxing/story/_/id/12872711/floyd-mayweather-manny-pacquiao-fight-shatters-all-live-gate-record

Thanks for playing.

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Soon to be the new GOAT middleweight

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How FUCKED is Vitor?

>>74219976
Vitor is gonna retire after that one

>>74219701

Loser

>>74219976

3 steaks a day MINIMUM to get pigg

>>74220051
>It will end 1-1 anyway.

el
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oh

>>74219976
Kelvin went from "I'll have her home by 9!" to "Even your wife calls me papi".

>>74219976
wtf kelvin on dem tainted burritos now

>>74219741
http://nypost.com/2015/05/12/the-absurd-mayweather-pacquiao-money-numbers-roll-in/
>the bout grossed more than $600 million

either way, let's go with $512M
How much do you think Maywether-Magyga grosses?
It's gonna be a big fight. Conor would have to be a complete idiot to settle for 15 million

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>>74219976
Wasn't he supposed to lose weight and fight at a lower division?

>>74220257
Grasso should put her asso on my face.

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>>74220309
don't sexualize her please ;_;

She's pure~

>>74220309

There he is, the feces loving Czech casual loser

>>74220257
Well since they removed him from WW rankings, it probably wasn't Kelvin's decision. And since he's forced to fight MW he started bulking up a lot

>>74220501

And also the fact that he whooped Tim Kennedy and retired him.

Reminder that Holloway has a shorter reach than Aldo despite being 4 inches taller, and will need to widen his stance to effectively box with him, which will open him to leg kicks.

>>74216677
That's so fucking cute

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>>74220682
yes, she also goes on her personal account and make sure she like every comment people leave on her fanpage :3

https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/831609078770077697

The greatest sports analyst of our time thinks Conor will defeat Floyd.

>>74221057

Don't know

Don't care

>>74215903
I'm surprised both of these guys are still in the UFC desu

>>74218132
>this re-enactment of that commercial

>>74221186
Why? Al is a legit top 10/15 LW and seems to have solved his problems with the UFC. Diego is a legend and has actually picked up a couple of wins recently.

>>74221057
That was textbook sarcasm, autist.

>>74221469
>Al is a legit top 10/15 LW
Not when you've been sitting on the shelf for two years. He shouldn't have been ranked to begin with.
>Diego is a legend and has actually picked up a couple of wins recently.
He's riding a one-fight win streak.

>>74218082
>with one punch KO power

Let's say you're right, let's say Magiga is able to drop Floyd with one punch, Floyd still has a 10 count to recover and 11 more rounds to out-cardio and out-box Magyga in.

>>74221957
it isnt

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>>74222173
Count how long it takes for Waldo to stand up

>>74215732
imagine Lineker hitting Honda

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>>74217787
Here

>>74222405

Pillowtap gloves have more padding, and no way would Floyd over-extend and get caught by that amateur punch

>>74222503
>Pillowtap gloves have more padding
I thought that only made it harder for boxers to get caught clean, not that the padding actually softened the blow

>>74217851
>charles oliveira is good

>>74221957
no, he unironically means it (or at least pretends to do so)

https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/778698578763984898

https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/819584732358815744

>>74222733

Skip Bayless literally knows nothing

Is Holloway the most overrated fighter in the UFC? He is going to get schooled by Aldo and would get heemed by Conor if they ever fought again. Holloway looks good beating up middling fighters but thats all he has done.

>>74222849
he knows that saying dumb shit will get people to notice him and get him paid lots of money

>>74222853
Tony Ferguson is that but doubled

>>74222853
>>74222945

Why do yuros know nothing about MMA?

>>74222853
Honda, DJ, Khabib, Nate, A Pettis, Holly, and PVZ come to mind

>people being exited about a fight between two counterpunchers

>>74222853
>get heemed by Conor if they ever fought again
agreed

>He is going to get schooled by Aldo
I think Aldo is still unproven against semi decent strikers. He has made a career being the ultimate anti-wrestler but he's never had to really face people who were great on the feet (primarily because these people are rare in the UFC)

>>74223004
Yes, much more than you in fact.

>>74223019
Just think of the memes m8

>>74223018
I meant currently, most of those have been exposed recently.

>>74223029

Like, the only champs you have is the women's 115 lbs and a guy who is ducking everyone and wants to fight welterweights. How are you gonna call fighters on huge win streaks overrated? Are you dumb?

>>74223018
>DJ

Literal idiot

>>74223095
>How are you gonna call fighters on huge win streaks overrated?

Overrated doesn't mean he is shit. It means that people think he is better than he actually is. I personally think Aldo schools him.

>Max Holloway is 25 years old
>Some people on heem are probably older than him or even the same age
>He's on a 10 fight win streak
>Just beat a former UFC champion inside the distance
>He is le overrated xD King Conor xD

I wonder who isn't overrated to you retards

>>74223160
what could he possibly mean by this

How much do you guys think the UFC paid Goobs opponents to take a dive?

>>74223199
>he is better than he actually is

The kid is 25 and he's beaten a whole bunch of veterans. Even if he loses to Aldo doesn't mean he's overrated.

Overrated is just a codeword for saying you don't want to admit that a fighter is good but you know you'd be an idiot for saying that they suck.

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>>74223301

>>74223307
>Overrated is just a codeword for saying you don't want to admit that a fighter is good but you know you'd be an idiot for saying that they suck.

No its not. Holloway is good and beats the majority of the division apart from the top guys IMO. I've heard people say that he is the best FW on the planet which I disagree with.

>>74223018
DJ's tied with GSP for consecutive title defenses, and unlike GSP didn't get dominated by some loser from TUF. Khabib's undefeated with 8 wins in the UFC, Nate is impossible to beat at his own game, and Anthony Pettis used to be great but like a candle burning at both ends he entered and then left his prime really quickly.

>>74223416
Where would you rank Holloway in the division? I've personally got him around the same level as Frankie Edgar and Chad Mendes, aka champion material but unlucky enough to be forced to share a division with Jose Aldo

>>74223427
>Nate is impossible to beat at his own game
what do you mean by this?

>>74223416
>apart from the top guys

This is why I just said yuros know nothing about MMA.

He's beaten Stephens, Swanson, Lamas, Pettis. He's pretty much beaten everyone ranked in the top 5 except for Frankie and Aldo. And he wanted to fight Frankie but they gave him Pettis instead, and he became the first guy to finish him.

You can ride Aldo's nuts all you like but calling a kid who is 25 and has beaten people who have been in the game for over 10 years overrated is just plain stupidity.

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who should jon jones fight next?

>>74223488
I mean Nate is really good at 2 specific things, boxing in the pocket and submitting people from the bottom. If someone gets drawn into that game they'll lose, like how Conor played into it exactly by staying in the pocket and shooting a takedown when he was rocked and couldn't do anything with it.

>>74223025

You can say the same thing about Max being untested against elite strikers, since he beat the same guys Aldo did, minus Chad and Frankie, who are both better strikers than the best people Max has beaten.

I think it'll be a close fight, but Aldo will win due to superior range and boxing. Pettis jabbed Max at will, and is a lot easier to hit and counter than Aldo