BARCELONAWINSLOL

fag who always chickens out in crucial moments

reminder that his career in Brazil can be summed up for choking Libertadores away to L.D.U. Quito

>>74208616
It's good news actually. Kimpembe = Umtiti. Both defenses are meh while midfielders are insane, it's gonna be a great game.

>>74209471
Barcelona's midfield has been wank for a while, though. If PSG weren't a team of chokers they could easily get through to the next round but they'll probably bottle 90% of their chances while Messi and Suarez will convert 100% of theirs.

>>74208814
He also had an "injury" at the previous PSB Barcelona where David Luiz was destroyed by le ratman

>>74209471
>insane midfield
>andre "i cant make 5m long passes" gomes
>ivan "i forgot how to play football" rakitic
how about no

>>74208616
>inb4 Kimpebe definitively take the place of this fragile toubab.

>>74208616
Barcelona has a trash defense and le matador scores every game now

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>>74210093
>Cavani
>not choking in important matches

give me a fucking break compatriot

>>74213906
>this walking bumblefuck turd somehow has 25 goals in 23 games

Is Ligue Un a joke?

>>74213957
Ja

>>74213957
Literally all you need to know about Ligue 1 is in that webm

If PSG had a real striker and midfielders not made of glass they would actually be elite.

>>74213906
All this says to me is his attack positioning is fantastic but his finishing isn't up to standards. Reminds me of the games vs Arsenal actually. Could be a world beater if his finishing was even a little better.

PSG vs Barca will win with Barca over both legs. Rat King is too clinical, if PSG had him they would probably be unstoppable desu.

>>74213906

So Cavani is MLS tier?

>>74214396
He's Serie A tier. There's literally only 3 good leagues left

>>74214438
I dont remember Cavani being this bad in his serie a days

>>74208814
>fag who always chickens out in crucial moments
Why are you turning this into a Cristiano Ronaldo thread?

>>74214454
>it's an amerilard Barcelona bandwagoner

Off yourself my man

>>74214460
On vacation, Juancruz Matamoros del Bosque Wahabi al-Sunni?

>>74214447
Higuain is overrated shit performing well in that league too m8

>>74214466
>people still think the whole made up name shitpost is funny

>>74214472
Higgy is world class though.

>>74214482
>madrid reject
Nah

>>74214454
TSUUUU doesn't chicken out. He slacks off.

>>74214478
>t. Terrence Chang

>>74214472
He performs well in CL too tho
4 goals in 5 games his first year with NApoli (in a group with Dortmund and Arsenal) And 3 in 5 so far this year

>>74214882
t.retard

>>74214454
>It's the autistic American Cristiano hater
Get a fucking life.

>>74209471
>Kimpembe = Umtiti
Dat parisien delusion

>>74213906
That webm is old as fuck retard, have you seen this season? Ever since Ibrahimovic fucked off Cavani went back to his Napoli days.


>>74213957
He also scored like 8 in champions league

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>>74213906
Old. Cavani hasn't been missing like that for quite a while now, he scored 3 in the last 5 months for Uruguay too.

I mean, of course he still misses but everyone else does. There's a reason he has over 30 goals between league and champions

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>the urugay that defends every uruguayan shit is here

>>74215462
>that goalkeeping

>>74215470
? What the fuck are you talking about? How can you say the guy is bad when he's been scoring like a madman this season? He wasn't playing in his position for the last 3 years, the moment he took it back he started making goals. PROVE ME WRONG RETARD, you can't.

And even then, he was never a benchwarmer because making goals wasn't his job, he wasn't in a position to score goals.

>>74215476
Did you see where he put the ball? the speed it had? the angle it took? That's a goal everywhere, no keeper can catch that from that position.

>>74215532
Be argie or keep being irrelevant m8

>>74215557
>Argentina
>relevant
Oh so you're just an argie with a proxy. When are you going to make the next cup in Niggertina? Uruguay wants to win another one in front of you mapuche so hurry up porteñito, I want Missi to be there again just so Uruguay can expose(again) how much of a choker he is and we can lift another cup in your house.

Nos aburrimos de dar la vuelta olimpica en tu casa indio

>>74215590

>Uruguay

keep being that irrelevant little country that is only known for having a team full of unlikeable players and awful fans

>>74215602
>changes the proxy
kek

>>74215557
Good post

Nothing triggers more an Uruguayan than saying them they are worse than us, or just compare them to us

>>74215590
Nobody even cares enough to banter uruguay, just a fake small argentina.

>>74215609

>proxy

>implying that Germany doesnt hate your shit fourth world country

>>74215532
>Near post
>Doesn't set himself
>Doesn't bother to stretch
I'm not saying it's a poor goal, his technique is class. I'm saying that the poor goalkeeping contributed to at least half of that going in

>>74215602
Better than being known as a country full of muslims that can't say no to anything because they're always under the loop of being called Nazis.

>tfw Gercuck government begged Uruguay not to show the Nazi eagle we have here because it's shameful
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74215619
>>implying that Germany doesnt hate your shit fourth world country
We've had good relations with Germany since 1850 though, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>74215407
hahaha this urugayan is always appearing to defend his fuckboys

fucking laughable

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>>74215636

Atleast I dont live in Uruguay.

>mfw Suarez and Cavani wake up everyday crying to the fact that they are not from Argentina

>>74215652
Cavani has scored 33 goals this season though...

>>74215654
>Suarez and Cavani wake up every day crying to the fact that they would've never won anything if they were argentinian

I'd cry too if I dreamt of being a loser.

>>74208616
Barcelona allways plays againts teams decimated by injuries.

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>>74215652

""""el matador""""
HAHAHA
the one and only matador was MARCELO SALAS
cavani isn't even 1/10 of salas

>>74215716
>ligue un defending

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>>74215652
Cavani had
-33 club goals in the 2010-11 season
-33 goals in the 2011-12 season
-38 goals in the 2012-13 season
Then he transferred to PSG where his position changed but
-25 goals in the 2013-14 season
-31 goals in the 2014-15 season
-25 goals in the 2015-16 season
Got his position back
-He currently has 33 goals this season.

I'm sorry but saying the guy is bad is just retarded, even if you have meme videos of him missing a lot it doesn't change the fact that he also scores a lot even while playing in a position he's not comfortable with

He's not the best striker around but he's still great, anyone that says otherwise is either lying or never watches football. He also contributes a lot to the team running around the entire pitch, motherfucker never gets tired

>>74215462
>There's a reason he has over 30 goals between league and champions
Because he's playing as striker.

>>74215745
That includes Champions League goals, he has 6.

>>74215838
>a striker plays better as a striker than as a winger
no shit nigel.

>>74215870
>a striker gets more chances than a winger and gets more goals

>>74208616
youre a faggot OP

Aguante uruguay to be desu senpai :3

>>74215407
>That webm is old as fuck retard, have you seen this season?
Well it is actually from this season :^)