Official Bournemouth vs Manchester City match thread 1

Is this thread #comfy?

there is already a thread lad

>>74208233
Not one that was linked in /epl/.

RING RING RING
>>74206863

>>74208249
this one is better imho

>>74208254
This guy didn't even put the the Bournemouth team in the OP

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I'm so glad we won the league back in September.

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Quick someone give me the rundown of this game

>>74208179
>implying this thread is even close to being as good as the last one

>>74209585
fuck off

>>74208254
>no ass

>>74209585
jesus died for our sins
stones is soft like a little baby
wilshere just gave up at halftime and is off to the pub

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>he ranks stones

>>74209585
Reminder that Harry Arter used his dead kid as an excuse for being out on the cocaine bants

>>74209610
edgy

City have been fucking terrible

two games in a row city have gotten out of a double yellow

Phone call incoming

The satellites are going MAD scrambling signals as we speak

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Post yfw you find out picrelated is G Jesus' gf

what sort of fucking asshole deletes slag posts? who gives a shit? you have to be a real low-life PIECE of shit to do that.

>>74209648
cute

>>74209655
>asshole

kys

If I was the ref I would've given the free kick for Bournemouth and at the same time booked Ibe for diving

>>74209648
Really need to see her blacked

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can we just delete the top 3 clubs here

fucking disgraceful

>>74209679
Jew magic

This is not the real thread

>fat janny deleted the genuine thread

>>74209679
>we won the Net Spend Cup
Only trophy Spurs are winning tbf.

>>74209705
which one then?

ball hog cunt ageuro.

>>74209705

Point me toward the real thread you fucking cumstain

>>74209679
Lel, imagine being poor

oof

>>74209725
Considering how much city's PR people pay me to pose as a fan on internet messageboards, I literally can't

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HE

DOES

IT

FOR

FREE

Everyone's banned?

city are so boring

bournemouth aren't good enough to wear nazi colors. they should change to hot pink.

>>74209679
I wish >OUR signings were good desu

Fucking Jansen and Sissoko

>>74209763
>Wrong! this man is watching a guardiola team

>we have to use the algerian thread because the jannies are also shitskins

>>74209768
im not

WTF the guy that plays Harry Potter has died

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I'm not banned I think?

>>74209775
think everton have a copyright on that

>>74209780
He's dead Jim

you have to be complete and utter shit not to score against city. i hope bournemouth are relegated.

>>74209768
I definitely wasn't just banned and definitely didn't just reset my routers.

Were the other THICC posters not using dynamic IPs?

>>74209779
Spuds are fucked

The guy in charge of all their scouting wants to leave the team

>>74209785
why did I believe you

>>74209785
wtf i hate voldemorte now

Any updates on the final third product to Bournemouth situation?

>>74209779
sissoko atleast everyone knew was shit, jansen was even worse and yet nobody would admit it for months because we didnt wanna lose face and admit we fell for the dutch league pendado

What a shit game.

What a shit thread.

goal from bournemouth NOW

city don't look like a title winning side

both of city's wingers look like gay prostitutes.

>>74209834
meet me outside tiger tiger in newcastle town centre and say that to my face cunt. ill be there in 5 minutes pussy

>>74209779
Yeah, but on the other hand you had Dier, Alderweireld, Alli, all in the same year. You win some, you lose some.

>Trying to win the ball when you were jogging back from an offside position while the onion was still hot

>>74209835
you lied to me. why did you do that.

>>74209840
That scouse boom-bust cycle graph is not far off, usually 'its on' a bit later into the season though

>>74209862
did you not see his flag?

last 2 digits decide what minute bournemouth score in

>>74209872
5 minutes

please happen

Pep's boreball is so shit.

>it's a mods ruin a comfy night on /sp/ episode

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>>74209862
If you start to believe it with all your heart it will happen eventually

any team that can't score against city should automatically be relegated.

Is Bravo /ourguy/? We would have seen plenty more goals if he was playing today

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>>74209775

city could literally be challenging chelsea now if they played willy all season

gay

fuck right off

Bournemouth are absolute trash

AGUEROOOOOOOOO

Boooournmouth

Pep now stuck with Aguero lmao

Looks like he'll have to find another play to alienate

>>74209872
hate you

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oh shit

I'm so glad I chose to watch this

AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wow, so caballero and aguero are the key to success. aguero is a genius for playing them

>>74209803
Why?

>you're allowed to foul defenders to score a goal

nice sport

poorfag here, someone got a livestream?

>swapping wingers actually worked

hahaha get fucked bournemouth

City celebrating their goals looks so fake desu

Own goal

Reminder that 2-0 is the most dangerous lead. Bournemouth will win 3-2

why does sterling run like he's the gayest person to ever live?

technically an own goal

Aguero still cucked

pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp pray 4 sp

The switch from the CBs made the goal. Playmaking CBs confirmed for the best kind of CBs.

>>74209938
what do you expect from mercenaries lad

is Aguero the new le tap in and penal meme?

>Eddie Howe still wearing 2 coats

>>74209926
Dunno, he tried to retire a year ago and spurs made him see out his contract

So the head of recruitment is someone who doesn't want to be there.

>>74209938
chelseas always do too. but then again all their players/ex players leave for china so i guess it probably was fake

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>England's best manager is Eddie Meme

*wins the league*

>>74209957
your mum wears 2 coats on her face when im done with her

>>74209964
it's funny how true this is

>>74209956
Aguero's horrific at pens

>>74209964
Paul Clement probably

/sp/ on a suicide watch

>>74209956
>new

>>74209940
ill personally fly there and suck you off

>>74209975
learn to insult

Will Sterling get better lads?

>>74209956
>new
He has always been a tap in baby.

>>74209975
why? is her face cold?

how can you unironically support a team of foreign mercenaries?

reminder that tyrone mings cost bournemouth £45m

>Arsenal restored back to 4th

>watching a stream without commentary
>some Dorsettian calling all the City players knobheads or wankers

Got to love English folks.

>>74209994
He's scored and destroyed a defender for the second goal

What more do you want?

never understood why the average sp kid doesn't like city - they are pretty neutral regarding other plastic clubs

but my oh my, the hatred towards city - specially after guardiola

>>74210000
by being a foreign customer, I guess

Eddie Meme out

>>74209964
it's funny because his name is eddie howe but you changed his surname to meme to imply he is a meme really witty and clever this is why i still come to /sp/

>>74210019
/sp/ is manure-liverpoop general

>Sterling decking Mings off the ball
lel

>caballero
>not the most underrated gk in the world

>>74209994
probably not. black wingers peak at about 23

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>>74210024
wank

>>74210009

I mean down the line like in a few years. Will he reach the next level

>>74210019
because everything about them is plastic. the whole obsession about trying to make them the next barca is just cringe.

>>74210019
the same reason people hate chelsea: they're successful b/c of rich owners instead of fan support.

Anyone else reckon Aguero looks a lot like Elena out of Fortitude?

>>74210029
thats not chelsea-arsenal general

all the foreigners are chelsea fans, and all the brits/americans are arselel fans

>>74210039
itll never be a meme m8

>>74210019
I liked city under mancini/pellegrini (in PL games at least)
but they're just so fucking boring now

>>74210024
Don't ever reply to me again.

Reminder there are more english Leeds fans on /sp/ than City fans

Stones has been alright tonight desu

>>74210056
Pellers was much more boring

So much possession into aimless crosses

>>74210053
>all the foreigners are chelsea fans, and all the brits/americans are arselel fans
And who are we supposed to support? Fucking Everton?

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>>74209978
>ironically converts while gods gift to football and our eyes kicks it into the 20th row
still hurts senpai

>>74210065
>LEEDS

>>74210045
They put the stars on their old logo to "give it more of a continental feel"

>>74210046

i've been here all summer and i've never seen such hate towards chelsea, psg or monaco

>>74210024
If you reply to me again I swear i'm gonna find you, cunt.

Was on a lads weekend in Liverpool and went to the Everton game in the away end with Bournemouth fans, the fans unironically chanted "pooooooooooo" every time that Pugh lad was on the ball. Tell me why is he poo and why do they give him such a hard time?

>>74209938
they don't celebrate a goal against fucking bourneshit like they won the CL, which is a good thing.

remember how cringey gerrard was when he scored the last goal in a 5-0 league cup win and celebreted by running the entire lenght of the pitch taking off his shirt?

Got to say lads, as much as I hate City, it's nice to see a ref have a competent game.

>>74210079
not him but pretty much everyone but chelsea or man united is acceptable

>>74210056
Mancini era was amazing

>score loads of goals
>have cheeky cunts like de jong and balotelli
>weekly meltdowns in front of the media at carrington

>>74210045
It's very brave of them to try to do that, especially after Van Gaal last season.

>>74210084
no one gives a shit about PSG or monaco on /sp/

and there are a lot of chelsea fans on here

where is this massive hate you're talking about anyway?

>>74210092
>it's nice to see a ref have a competent game.
I hope someone shits on your face

>>74210090
Yaya did that in last season's league cup penalties

Willy had saved like 3 pens at that point lol

>>74210092
I'm gonna hunt you down, m8. I swear on my life.

>>74210084
because half the board are chelski 'fans'

>>74210092
fucking bastard

Wouldn't mind seeing someone get 2-footed to the chest

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>>74210106
Willy was based in that shootout

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>mfw this supposed title contender isn't even near winning the PL

>gary neville is a wanker chants again
I love this loud cunt

>>74210099
and bi-monthly "city in crisis?" headlines when the whole team melts down catastrophically and hilariously
but then they'd get it back together

I'm gonna hunt down everyone in this thread.

>>74210144
hes not wrong desu

>>74210149
ill fuck you up

>>74210149
posts like this remind me the internet is a a dangerous place

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This game is pretty boring bit the guy screaming bullshit into the mic makes it somewhat worth it

>>74210149
I'll be waiting lad. Gonna hook up my door knob to the mains. watch you fry on my doorstep

>>74210166
sacre bleu huh motherfucka

why suddenly abmc ded????

>bournemouth
>sane

>>74208179
>random FUK OFF MOUWINHO scream every now and again

these mics are golden

>>74210166
It's all bantz m8. Cheer up.

*ruffles your hair*

>>74210175
why are you so fat?

>sane
>bournemouth defending

tyrone mings is fucking awful

DAS NOT IT SANE

>>74210175
the only 'abmc' are united customers. everyone else doesnt really mind city

>>74210175
but I like Macclesfield County. What are you on about?

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>>74210175
I can't wait for >us to expose >you in the plastic derby

>>74210189
the algerian is just trying to force a meme that everyone on /sp/ is against them. just another dying gimmick gasping for relevancy lad.

sorry is this a training ground game?

>>74210186
tfw know his dad

Reminder that the first thread was good and this one is bad.

>>74210149
you're in this thread. you gonna hurt down yourself?

>slippery willy

>>74210198
would explain the lack of city fans

FAK OF MAWHINHO

>being named cuck

>>74210197
>flip
>algerian
>slav
All objectively worse than tripfags

>dat boruc

>junior cherries

what did they mean by this?

>>74210081
>missi

>>74210213
>hating the based slav

hes the savior of /epl/

>>74210210
based abu slav?

>>74210208
There's nothing for me to post about right now lad

esp not anything that would identify me as a city fan

>>74210205
I'm first on my list.

>GAAAAAAAAARY NEVILLE

>>74210213
norway and shitizen too

why can't flag gimmicks be as based as the romanian? how does he do it?

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>le powerful strike serious man

Who's a wanker?

GAAAAAAAAAAAARY NEVILLE

>>74210201
it's the other way round

>>74210213
M8 u better not mean the slovakian madman. ill hook you in the gabber.

>>74210227
Gary Neville

>>74210220
you're not watching the game are you, burger? theres some (probably fat and bald) drunk guy yelling FAWK OFF MAWHINHOOO in the stands. he might have stolen a mic or some shit because he's all you can hear.

>>74210224
>how does he do it?
He turns up for once then fucks off, instead of constantly trying to push for attention like the other fuckers

>fuck off Mourinho
>when winning 2-0 versus Bournemouth

#OBSESSED

>>74210237
what do you think of pogba?

Why are they chanting fuck off morinho?

based kun

desu we need more loudmouths near fan microphones. what a joy

>>74210237
i think hes asking you if you are the based slav senpai

>>74210250
city fans are forever bitter

>>74210249
*dabs monkeyishly*

>>74210250
they're city fans.

>>74210224
Because he posts and leaves; doesn't go full autism for hours over teams he's completely unrelated to.

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>>74210258
fug :DDDD

>>74210250
>muh manchester is blue

>>74210258
False alarm, it's not him. If it was we'd see an infograph of stat comparisons and 3 paragraphs about why Pjanic is good

>thinking the ABU slav is from Slovenia
hes a slovak. gets some education lads

>>74210254
i dont fucking know? there can't be many ABUs from my country can there?

>>74210250
Why do Man Utd fans chant stick you city up your arse?

>>74210258
seriously though, he's so shit not even as good as sigurdsson

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>nolito is still alive

>nolito is alive

wew lad

>>74210273
arr rook same

how the most promising english midfielder ends up in jason bourne's mouth?

remember when people thought nolito was the signing of the season

>sane
>end product
Pick none

>>74210272
And he would be right.

>GOIN DOWN GOIN DOWN GOIN DOWN

>Nolito has the 9 shirt
wew

>>74210291
only scores against londoners

is nolito another navas lads?

>>74210289
cos hes actually shit and was an arsenal hype job, just like bentdner and sanogo

>German finishing

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oh wow wow wow what a game boys

>only beating Akeless Bournemouth by 2

Heh, and people think they can win the title?

>>74210300
nolito has already managed to be more of a threat than navas

>>74210318
>akeless

literally who

>>74210319
That's like saying birds can fly better than dogs

arter to city confirmed?

>Pep has finally found some form...by playing a watered down version of the Pellegrini's team

They were great tonight.

it doesn't matter how much pep hugs you, john stones, you'll always be shit.

>>74210335
but birds can also fly better than any other animal

Poop now guaranteed to sign Harry Farter in the summer after that

>>74210351
>le couldnt handle the twitter banter man

dont reply to his thread ffs. even the actual city fan who lurks here shouldn't

>>74210338
the GOAT lineup was the 442 with big neg and aguero up front desu

>>74210338
>Pellerini played 4231 with floated crosses
>Pep is playing 433 with wide players cutting inside

>>74210338
Are you stupid? Can't you see Pep's fingerprints all over that team?

>>74210362
he'll get that pathetic american sucking his dick posting in his thread and that's about it

>>74210337
I think I heard him say "sorry for your loss" or something. If so fair play PEPE

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Chelsea
City
Spurs
Arsenal
Liverpool

>>74210376
ill take it

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ebin refballing... err i mean good refereeing

GG

I think Gary Neville loves David Silva

>>74209938
Fuck off pal

>>74210376

>spurs ever finishing above arsenal

>>74210419
sauce now

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>>74211051

>>74210419
Uruguay, my best ally, provide me more.