/heem/ MINIMUM edition

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first for Booker T

>>74207487
Thank you OP

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steak = god

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>>74207444
in a perfect world we'd have hendricks vs bisping going full spicy for 25 (twenty-five) minutes

nice OP, dutchman

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Can someone post cro cops?

>>74207532
how did you post the same picture twice

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>>74207533
I'll post the few I got

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Aldo-Holloway confirmed for those who missed it

Its been days and I still haven't found a HD WebM of Hollys fat ass in them see through shorts. What the fuck. I bet even leddit has that juicy spankbait floating around.

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>>74207548

>>74207542
this isn't /b/ kid, you can repost the same picture as long as it's in another thread

>>74207550
Thats funny

Your daily reminder that Holly was ROBBED, and GDR turned out to be a huge cunt after acting overly nice the whole time.

>>74207542
elevated meme sorcery three times a day MINIMUM

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Bisping vs Romero when?

Fuck USADA, Johnny needs to get on roids right now.

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>>74207561
Beautiful work champ

>>74207562
you sure because I always try to repost pics that are in the dead thread and it never works

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Mike scared.

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>>74207589
We have a saying back home, that if you're coming on

>>74207589
ufc 214 i guess

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COME ON

>>74207601
try now

http://www.flocombat.com/article/51810-joanna-jedrzejczyk-vs-jessica-andrade-set-for-ufc-211-in-dallas

Jedrzejczyk vs Andrade confirmed

>>74207611
Only if, YOU'RE COMING ON

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Question of the day,
Do you think its cruel and unusual punishment to force somebody to live inside a refrigerator?

>>74207550
saved

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>>74207625

Ariel shilling video games again

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>>74207641

>>74207630
decent

will Brazilians reign supreme or get BTFO at UFC 211?

>>74207685

Yoanna aint losing to anyone

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I've been eating like a pig, swear to god

>>74207692
until RENA comes*

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Smoke weed, swear to god

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>>74207561

>>74207701
t. weeb

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Started working out, okay. swear to god

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>>74207704
>>74207694

>>74207719
are you stupid

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>>74207727
Stevia is the cure

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>>74207760
S T E V I A is the cure

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Depart from this esplanade so I may proceed to the training grounds

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>Tfw you were once hailed as a future champion and are now just a joke.

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>>74207797

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>>74207487
>Bigg Rigg fights this saturday

WELCOME TO BIGG PIGG'S

TAKE DOWN YOUR STEAK x3

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I'm looking for a pussy, that is attached to a woman, that wants to create what will become the most famous fucking video ever made. Okay?

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>>74207797
his eyes bother me and I don't like him

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remove yourself lest we be forced to exchange

>>74207719
you know it

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Why haven't you started taking stevia and smoking weed, my niggas do you actually want to be fat virgins forever?

>helwani thinks holm won the last three rounds

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A steady diet of weed and stevia will transform you from fat unlovable virgins into confident apha males i guarantee it

All these forced memes are shit

>>74207939
Dunno why that kid is doing it desu

I probs bullied people like him in school, if I knew this would happen I probs wouldn't have done it

>>74207878
Stop being a faggot, those memes are dank

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>GSP isnt the GOAT

>>74207978
tap tap tap

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>>74207949
>he thinks he could have bullied me
if you went to my school in Glasgow you would have been tortured just for your accent 2bh, im just trying to spread the word of Dan Quinn and the wonders of stevia my nigga

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>>74207939
Treat me like a harlot

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I could teach you virgins how to make a woman have multiple orgasms at once

>>74207694
fun fact, it's socially acceptable for fat mexican-americans to walk around with tattoos like that if they're pretending to be in a gang for personal reasons

Veronica Macedo

>>74208101
is gay.

daley is gonna heem rory so bad

JOANNA ANDRADE CONFIRMED FOR 211 IN DALLAS

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/13/14599134/mma-news-report-joanna-jedrzejczyk-faces-jessica-andrade-at-ufc-211

Really early to make the fight considering Andrade just got out of a war two weeks ago

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Remember guys, stevia is the cure for everything even multiple groin strikes.

>>74208118
Rory's gonna be shooting for his life in there, but it's a long 15 minutes.

>>74207630
>>74208123
Lol

>>74208123
>Andrade just got out of a war two weeks ago

wasn't really a war desu, it was a beating but Hill stayed in there.

>>74208124
back to taima faggot

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I'm all out of Dan Quinn images so i'll post this picture of Dern and quietly exit the thread.

>>74208181
never do it again

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Is Randa gonna get cut if she loses Sunday?

>>74208203
Nah, she's doing UFC a favor for fighting """""""""""""number 3"""""""""""""

>>74208203
>cutting strawweights as if theirs enough to spare

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Does UFC 2 have one of the worst default soundtracks in videogame history?

>>74208030
I actually did move to Glasgow for muh last two years, everyone's a pussy here lad

>>74208061
back up due

>>74208305
it's an EA game, what did you expect? The last good UFC game was UFC Undisputed 3.

that hail mary Imanari roll never gets old

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>>74208305
is terrible but its definitely not the worst, the game in general is shit, the ratings are terrible and the balancing awful and lets not go on about the faggots who spam clinch and try to wrestlefuck you but i can't help but keep playing it, its so satisfying outclassing people at striking, i just wanna bang bro.

>>74208030
i went to glasgow, first thing i did was heem a couple of junkies as soon as I got off the plane. Next thing i did was heem a couple of more junkies

>>74208305
Never played but i looked up the track list and yes

>>74208336
>implying the madden games dont have great soundtracks

>>74208331
All i can say is you must have lived in some posh area in the south side if you went to a school with no idiots who think they're the next Tony Montana

>>74208343
You done gods work lad, im going to the shop for tendies soon so i'll heem a couple more for you on my way there.

>>74208380
Not only are the songs terrible, but there's no real thematic direction with it. You'll hear Bring Me The Horizon followed by Wacka Flocka Flame and then a shitty cover of Face The Pain.
Muting it in the options or using their tool to disable all the shit songs and enabling EA's stock music makes it much more bearable.

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Predict who wins and how.

>>74208395
thank you friendo and best of luck

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Who win this fight and how?

Why is it called /heem/? What does that stand for, what does it mean?

>>74208405
Joanna via 5 rounds sticking and moving
Andrade wins a round because she wobbles Joanna briefly though

>>74208405
fucked up hair line woman by 50-45 decision

>>74208405
all JJ fights are so boring

How did you lads score the Holm fight?

>>74208413
Mitrione via TKO, because Fedor is too old and washed up to fight

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Not one of you will do nothing. Get the fuck out of here

>>74208405
Andrade via R2 TKO

>>74208413
Mitrionayy via R1 TKO

>>74208413
Mitrione via electric chair

>>74208405
Andrade deletes Pooana's chin

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>>74208338
>Play Ultimate Team
>Spend no money on it
>Make a grappler with a 65 overall
>Fight against wallet warriors with 90-97 overall characters
>They don't know how to grapple
>Dominate everyone by grapple-fucking them
>Easy ground and pound finishes and subs
>Cause massive butthurt to wallet warriors

My guy has like a 40-9 record. This is the most satisfying way to play online by far.

>>74208437
I think she lost a lot of her lustre for some people when she stopped fighting grapplers who couldn't strike for shit and had to decision chicks instead of busting their nose until the ref calls it off out of pity.

>>74208437
are you serious? they are as exciting as it gets in wmma

>>74208464
I mostly get bodied by those sorts but I feel pretty good about myself when I'm solidly outplaying guys who have characters that throw head kicks faster than I jab.

>>74208481
You're thinking of Ronda Rousey

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Jessica is married and has a son. What is Joanna waiting for?

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>>74208464
I'm not a fan of ultimate team i only play ranked online, I'm better than most at striking and im competent enough at grappling to survive and get back to my feet when someone tries that on me but it just gets tedious real fast, i respect the effort it takes to get really good at it but when people just just grapple and wrestlefuck its just shit fight, just let me fucking bang bro.

>>74208496
This

Despite all the shit you idiots like to give her

There was nothing more entertaining than seeing Ronda get absolutely fucking battered by Holly and Nunes

>>74208488
Sometimes, I don't finish them on the ground on purpose and just watch them struggle as I block every transition and occasionally throw some strikes from mount. Eventually they rage-quit.

>>74208504
gb2worldstar

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>>74208504

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>>74208496
No im not, Ronda dominated when there weren't any good strikers in wmma and she was miles better at grappling than the rest of her competition and as soon as she fought a good striker she got exposed.

>>74208481
you havent seen Megan Anderson fight, have you?

>>74208531
All true, but she literally never had a boring fight. Ever.

>>74208464
>he doesn't make some Curtis Blaydes looking GO-RILLA on ultimate team
>he doesn't send the capoeira spamming kids to suplex city

Haven't fought more than a couple of times on ultimate team because I'm a ranked championships guy but it's a quality laugh tbqh

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They're really pushing women's mma this is headlining

>>74208536
Yeah i have but she's fighting literal cans, lets see if she can stay that dominant in the ufc

Daily reminder that a three leg parlay with Johny Hendricks, Travis Browne and Mark Hunt yields +869 and throwing Tyron on as well bumps that up about +2000

>>74208561
Oh shit, great fight. Surprised WME isn't making it for an interim title if it's headlining lmao

>>74208572
yeah but your point was that JJ was as exciting as it gets and that is incorrect

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>>74208518
You're a scumbag

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>>74208577
lol
we'll see if rose kills herself first
imagine if her dog died she would absolutely lose it

>>74208561
Waterson will light her up

>>74208464
they made a pay to win game? wtf man. video games are so trash now

>>74207487
fight night is on monday not saturday

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What did Cruz mean by this?

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>>74208599
thats just like your opinion man

>>74208481
her fight against KK was a clinch fest, 5 round snoozefest

>>74208560
>>74208504
Ranked competition is garbage too, though.
>The Jon Jones shitters
>The Dillashits
> The "Body Jab Body Jab Head Strike" Anthony Johnson and Cain Velasques
I'm only in division 6, though, so I can't claim to be one of the better players.

I've played a lot of both, and found that the best fights happen between low-level Ultimate Team characters. Similar stats with some few tactical differences. Most fun this way.


I hope there's a game mode in the UFC 3 where you make a character and decide how to spend his stats which max out at 90 Overall.
That way you're competing against other players who have the exact same overall, but spent on different things.

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>>74208613
"Sweep the leg"

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name a more hateable ufc fighter

>>74208561

im seriously starting to believe they bought this company just to run it into the ground because im not allowed to enjoy anything

>>74208642
>Cruz vs Garbrandt

>>74208645
Nunes the butch lesbian monkey

>>74208629
don't worry claudia vs. kk will be FOTY
neither of them have a finish in the ufc
it will be electrifying

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FRONKIE IM COMING FOR YOU

>>74208645
i honestly like cyborg. everyone knows shes the best on the planet and she seems like a genuinely nice person. every one gets on her about the roids but she just wants to be the best

>>74208683
She didn't even pop for roids this time

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wtf is wrong with captcha? why does this happen?

>>74208683
everbody hates her, because she totally sperged out before signing for UFC, shooting against Rousey all the time in the most cringeworthy way

>>74208645
Wouldn't say she's unlikable he's definitely the best female fighter on the planet without a doubt

>>74208645

Why do you hate her?

>>74208696
>Select all images with priority military targets.
Captcha spooks me a lot sometimes

>>74208696
that happens, if you don't buy every UFC PPV, Dana tracked you down and will kill you goof

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Post bunda ITT

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fuck this week's card isn't on until Sunday night

what's they're fucking deal, why do they not put it on sunday during the day so euros can watch it?

>>74208712
i don't i just want you's

>>74208696
Could've pressed verify at 7 and it would have been correct

>>74208518
>wrestlefuck for the entire fight, block transitions and spam elbows from full mount/side control but not trying to finish
>easily finish them off with like 2 minutes left in the 3rd just to make my KO/TKO ratio look better

el em ay oh

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KEK

fart girl bringing the heat

>>74208696
>not supporting 4chan by purchasing a pass

>>74208761
Hopefully someone to knock her out

>>74208761
lol the last one is good

>>74208761
She'd bring the spice out of Alexa like Mizuki did hopefully

>>74208761
I like her even more now

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>>74208761
delete this

>>74208683
>cheating is okay as long as you do it just because you want to be the best

>>74208812
if your not cheating your not even trying

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>>74208812
i didnt say it was okay. i said i like her in spite of it

Who is on MMA hour this morning?

>>74208833
Did USADA kill her career?

>>74208837
fedor, rockhold, rory, daley, cyborg are done, bisping anik and brunson coming up

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>>74208837
>MMA hour

How healthy is 69 to 62 kg weight cut?

>>74208812
why should the race be won by the fastest just because they were lucky enough to hit the genetic jackpot as a gift from god?

cheating is man's gift to himself

>>74208877
depends on gender and amount of muscle

if male and very muscular at 69kg then it isnt that bad

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>>74208865
>>74208869
Thanks lads, fill me in on what Bisping says about Romero. Thanks

>>74208897
Thing with me is that I hit that bad spot where I have little chance against 66ers who cut down from like 73 and are experienced af, or I do something as dumb as a 7kg cut. I'm talking BJJ competition.

*portions Netherlands*

>>74208950
Maybe you should increase the portion of dips you eat and enter the Ultra Heavy weightclass maybe you'll BTFO adan like I did today

>>74209018
kek

Fedor is free money at +138

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Reminder that submissions should be banned.

>>74209060
>listening to a toddler

This is the problem when someones popularity eclipses.

I wonder if Magiga has anything to do with artem getting the matchup he wanted

>>74209060
Pretty humorous when true casuals say subs aren't real victories like having a choke locked in doesn't allow you to kill someone

>>74209054
No. You are wrong.

>>74209060
>submissions are luck

That's the dumbest thing I've heard today.

>>74208865
Dayum, might listen to that one tomorrow

>>74209018
haha

>>74208761

She is SOOOOOOOOO BASED

>>74209092
He's literally only in the UFC because he's Conor's mate. The guy has a 13-12 record and lost his TUF fight to get into the house, so they spitballed some shit about the coaches being able to bring back one loser from the qualifying fights and they didn't hide the fact that Conor brought Artem back because he's like his best friend.
To answer your question, I don't doubt it for a second.

>>74209060

Anyone can get a knock-out. Not erryone can get a submission though.

>>74208305
never seen that fight.
Wow Anderson got schooled. Was this brilliance by the chink or was Anderson just very careless?

>>74209292
Bit of both. Anderson hadn't developed into the killer he would become by that point.

>>74209292
that fight was fixed

>>74209340
why are you making stuff up?

Is Andrade a dyke?

>>74209355
>japan
>doesnt fix fights
wew are you new buddy

>>74208761
>You know realise that Hill is the Woodley heemposter

>>74208561

They've been pushing women's mma for 5 years now mandrama boy

>>74209355
Ignore him, not the first time he's tried that bait.

>>74209381

If she was white you'd all love her, the same way you "love" Platinum Perry.

>>74209404
>perry
>white

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>>74209360
yes

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>>74209361
>every fight in japan ever has been fixed

*portions dip*

>>74209451
How many a day?

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>>74209451

how can I say whats up more like mcgregor? like when he said it to tyrone?

I can't get it down right it just sounds weird

woots up...

>>74209462
I like goldy for this meme

suits him

>>74209460
you should try to be taking in around 0.0714 dips a day

>>74209462
Can you just fuck off and die, nobody needs your approval to post

>>74209477
stop that

>>74209054
Literally free money. Fedor will find a way, he usually does.

*helicopters dick*

>>74209404
I'd love her if she had an interesting and enjoyable personality like I love KrazyHorse or Derrick Lewis or Jon Jones

Noone likes whiny political correct bitches like Woodley or Hill to a lesser extent,even if they can fight

We just want to be entertained and watch good fights

Can't wait to see the dank memes when Woodley gets BTFO

>>74209054

Yeah Bellator is fixed hardcore

>>74209509
hill likes video games though and dresses up like street fighter

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>>74209477

>>74209509

>Muh personality

Maybe go watch mandrama instead. What politically correct statement has she even made?

>>74209514

Like he did last time?

>>74209509
Do you know anything about her other than racially motivated tweets though?

>>74209526
this is actually way better

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>>74209534
yeah

>>74209544

LMAO

BLACKS BTFO

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

>>74209273
Aren´t they on bad terms with Conor now since he´s trying to fight Mayweather?

>>74209054
did you watch his last fight? he is completely shot as a fighter

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Is this meme /HEEM/ approved?

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>>74209544

>This is the only webm wytebois cling onto

It's really just sad

*submarines dock*

>>74209544
woodley would kill marquadt today

how are the announcers going to justify a guy who is 24-7 going against a guy who is 13-12

LMAO

artem is going to get slaughtered, I don't think cub is immediately going to try to win either, he is gonna beat him up for 3 rounds

>>74209563
Who knows? I've been assuming that's just a weird Conor negotiation tactic anyways.

>>74209579

5* rounds

>>74209579
Cub literally asked for easiest fight in division

>>74209576
Yeah boi, but Marquardt beat him when it mattered.

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*portions family time*

>>74209593
That worked out well for Eddie didn't it? Lobov will school Crybaby Cub.

>>74209591

lol no

>>74209593

artem begged for this fight, cub is being generous

>>74209598
ENHANCE

>>74209531
Personality is not always a necessary attribute but it always adds spice to a fight.Vert few people are intrigued to watch a fight between literal whos

>>74209536
Very few things but thats partially her fault.If you're playing the race card this frequently ofc an average fan will focus and remember this

>>74209607
Lol keep dreaming, anyone git webm of Artemhammerpunch?

>>74209598
This model is not effay at all, she's a 6/10

>>74209579
i think artem will win he trains with conner macgregor and he's like the best fighter in the world according to an article i read in FHM

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>cyborg walks around at 170
>she would prefer to fight at 155
>she cuts to 145 regularly but its hard
>she cut to 140 3 times and almost killed herself

why did the media hype ronda vs cyborg? it should have never even been a thought

>>74209615

It's a main event so it's 5 rounds.

>tfw you sat behind Lobov's family at UFC Belfast and kept making jokes about him the whole event

Pretty sure they didn't hear it though. His dad was pretty based desu.

>>74209617
I think she's pretty cool. Does cosplay stuff at weigh-ins and is a bit of a nerd (not the teehee xD sort)
also she was murdering chicks in Invicta not too long ago and fun fights mean more than anything else imo

>>74209617

I like Angela Hill. Only triggered spergs hate her, and as just proven, you don't even really know why you hate her.

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do you think any fighters browse /heem/ ?

I feel like condit might

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Schaub has spoken....

>>74209643

I thought only championship fights for the belt were 5 rounds?

dayum, rip artem

>>74209662
Based Schaub!

>>74209633

Cyborg wanted it at 145, Ronda said she's the champ and she doesn't need to move up for anyone, also she kept saying she was a steroid cheater. That fight really had no chance of happening.

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>>74209598

>>74209589
That´s plausible. I´m still beyond mad that they made this match. Horrendous matchmaking. It won´t even generate any numbers.

>>74209662
>oh for SURE she was tagging her with some hard leg kicks my man

>>74209680
fun size

>>74209662
What a retard

>>74209662

I had it 48-47 Holm without point deduction. Looked to me like Holly was the one doing more. Yeah she kept getting countered, but she was landing more volume which makes me wonder how MMA fights are even scored.

Hendo lost to Bisping cause Bisping apparently outstruck him (despite landing 3 nutshots) but Lawler beat Condit despite also being outstruck in the very same fashion.

Really inconsistent nonsense going on.

3,4,5 Holly.

>>74209657
I dont hate her my man.I am not /pol/

The whole conversation began when someone said that if she was white we would love her like Perry and I stated that its not a race thing,its a personality and styles thing

>>74209693

G A S S E D
A
S
S
E
D

>>74209662
when you think he couldn't get any more retarded

>>74209662
>49-46 Holm


AhahahahhaahahahahahahahahhaHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA

>>74209690
I was about to say it'll probably sell out a venue in Ireland but I just double checked and it's in fuggen Nashville
Things have just gotten weirder and weirder since 200

>>74209693

Was such an awful fight

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>>74209698

>>74209662

>49-46 Holm

Lol Brandon Swab

Go clean your ears my guy

>>74209707
>Yeah she kept getting countered, but she was landing more volume
http://www.fightmetric.com/fight-details/252074c8554bf30d

I know I know, muh statistics, but GDR seemed to be doing more damage too. Even Holly's clinching and TD attempts only led to her getting kneed in the gut.

>>74209662
brain trauma kicked in for Brandon

anyone that doesnt score this fight for GdR need to gtfo

>>74209662

Holly def won rounds 3 4 5

HISH

HISH

YUH

HI-YAH

>>74209727
make that pussy bigger

>>74209740
>but GDR seemed to be doing more damage too.
um did you miss GDR getting kicked in the face and dropping

>>74209740

Looks like the number of sig. strikes are about dead even, and even then Holly hurt her twice in rounds 3 and 5. The only stuff that GDR landed that looked like they hurt were after the bell twice.

The judges were no doubt retarded all night. One of them scored Poirier - Miller as a draw.

>>74209751

ISH ISH

*JABS*

ISH

*FEINTS*

YUAH

ISH YAH

*CONNECTS WITH JAB*

HIYAHH ISH ISH

ISHH

*DOESN'T DO ANYTHING*

HISH ISH

*GETS PUNCHED IN THE FACE*

ISH-

>no events til Friday

Why live.

>>74209753
>dropping
What? She immediately recovered and fired back. Pity the round had already ended though lol.

>>74209765
>One of them scored Poirier - Miller as a draw.
to be completely fair, that outcome could be warranted if you scored the first round a 10-10

but that idiot gave Poirier a 10-8 in the second round

>>74209723
The weird thing is that Sean Shelby is still the matchmaker. So if anyone is responsible for the new direction its probably someone higher up.

Just look at 208. Teixera against unranked nobody, Reis against unranked nobody. Now this.

>>74209765
Are you serious? Holly's 'significant strikes' were leg kicks, GDR's were knees to the guts and hard straight counters.

>>74209782
>to be completely fair, that outcome could be warranted if you scored the first round a 10-10

Nigga...a 10-10 round? Really? Poirier clearly won the first two rounds.

>>74209773
Gotta find other things to live for. I get up every day knowing I'm helping move the global economy for President Trump.

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>>74209707

>>74209778
shoulda been scored as knockdowns

>>74209786

he's a fucking noob

joe silva needs to unretire asap

>>74209740
>half of Holys significant strikes are leg kicks

this reminds me of Lawler-Condit in some way

If you're going to in and out pointfight with leg kicks dont be surprised if you get screwed buy the judges

>>74209792

Her sig strikes were also body kicks. And she dropped her twice in the fight. The judges were clearly new to the job though as evidenced by the entire night of wonky scores.

>>74209810
She wasn't knocked down!

>>74209798

maybe I'm mistaken on what fight it was but I remember saying "shit that's a tough round to score" and I thought maybe it was the first round of that fight

volume should not count for more than power or significant strikes

otherwise people are just gonna dance and pillow fist each other

>>74209819
She didn't drop her, what the heck are you on about.
Also we're not debating what the judges saw here. I do think they made the right call though.

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>>74209809

>Getting dropped twice by a 50 year old man with an overhand right

Bisping is the worst UFC champion ever.

>>74209820
knee touching the mat is considered a downed opponent even with the new definition my man

care to explain?

>>74209786
MICK MAYNARD IS THE NEW HEAVIER CLASS MATCHMAKER

STOP ASKING

>>74209827
>volume should not count for more than power or significant strikes

So why did Hendo lose to Bisping?

>>74209838

I know this is bait, but I'd love to see you take one of those h-bombs

hell I bet dan could knock you out at 50%

>>74209845

I have no idea man.

>>74209836

>le super retarded wrong about everything aussie man

>>74209836

She dropped her twice. First with the head kick in round 3, and then a straight right in round 5.

>I think they made the right call

I think they were drunk all night. At least one of them was.

>30-27 Silva (guy who lost)
>30-27 Nover (guy who lost)

>>74209771
GOOSH

GOOSH

*JABS*

>>74209849

I never said Hendo couldn't knock me out you goof. He would whoop me if he was 60 years old even, but Bisping is the MW champ, and he fought the #13 ranked guy and arguably lost.

>>74209844
Explain Cub vs Artem and Reis vs Japanese Guy then

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Who are, in your opinions, the most underrated/forgotten fighters (post a webm if you have one)?
Igor Vovchanchyn is one of the best strikers in history. It's a shame he retired so early.

>m-muh dropped twice

Holly was fucking dogshit and lost

Get over it

>>74209868
without question the worst night of officiating we've seen in a long time

>>74209878
dan henderson would permaheem you with the same punch

>>74209868
Stop going on about the judges. Holly didn't drop her, and so what if she did? GDR still smacked her coming in constantly, and when Holly clinched because she thought she had the wrestling advantage GDR would knee her right in the womb.

>>74209911
>dan henderson would permaheem you with the same punch

Sure.

What does this have to do with Bisping getting beaten up by a retiree despite being the champ?

>>74209903
she literally won rounds three, four and five

and schaub agrees with me

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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2s1p3l
You know you are the worst scumbag on Earth when your own mother had written a book about it

I still can't believe Fedor is fighting this week.

>>74209912
>Holly didn't drop her

Are you honestly just being retarded at this point? I even told you the rounds where it happened.

>>74209912
I honestly do still sometimes think this aussie is a parody

>>74209967
You're mistaken.

>>74209954
She didnt win 4 and debately 5

She literally did what people stupidly accuse of Condit always doing

She's not gonna bang you virgin

>>74209960

free money tho

>>74209902
Igor's a legend but he didn't retire early, he retired young, there's a big difference. He fought with such regularity that his body was shot by the time he turned 30. Over 120 professional fights between Kickboxing and MMA and god knows how many more unsanctioned ones. It was the right call.

>>74209902
imagine someone like him at with such heavy hands, but with a proper fight camp and a cut to middleweight. Vovchanchyn was born too early, dude was scary as fuck

>>74209993
Holly won 3 4 5

How do you dominant grappling in the clinch?

>>74209997

>Free money
>When he got whooped by Maldonado just a few months ago

>>74209985
I'm not 'Rondasperg' mate.

>>74209998
Poor choice of words on my part. You are right.