/epl/ - Hipster Shit Edition

>de gay

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*begins the inexorable slide into the lower leagues and subsequent footballing irrelevancy*

up the reds la

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*worries about being able to pay his yuge carvery tab next season*

this

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*dilly dings towards the championship*

>>74206996
>le 4-4-2 man
>le play the same faulty back four line man
>le play the same squad week in week out and alienate promising players man

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*walks towards the Cadbury Premier League*

>>74206934
millwall are doing well though

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*relies on a unproven brazilian to unexpose himself*

Can't stand watching the Prem league anymore
It's nothing but a bunch of overpaid, lazy foreigners, claiming that the prem league is the toughest around even with its pathethic European records

Manchester Uniteds starting 11 had 1 english player starting in their last game
wtf is that

>>74207059
ok

>>74207059

If only we could be more like the Danish league.

>>74206996
People are shitting too much on Vardy and Mahrez, but they don't take into account that having a bad defense lowers the confidence of the strikers. If they dropped Morgan, Huth and Futchs, they would start getting better results

>>74207059
k

>>74207031
I think he's talking about Villa.

>>74207109

Everyone always forgets Danny Simpson, he's worse than any of them.

>>74207059
Same desu, this season is just so predictable. I find myself watching more Serie A and Ligue 1 just because the style of play of teams like Napoli are way more fun to watch than the physical hoofball of the PL.

The only thing I really enjoy anymore is Liverpool being btfo by minnows

>Juve already have Napoli's manager on standby if Allergi fucks off
>Milian's pride and joy waiting on the wing too for Buffon to retire
Italian league is so tragic

>>74207109
absolutely agree, the defence is the main issue. fuchs and huth are the two that need dropping immediately imo

>>74207113
simpson is honestly not that bad, he's not particularly good, but he's been better than the other three this year

>>74207123
Donnameme is a true ABJ though

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>>74207243

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>>74207123
>believing this

>>74207249
Isco hated Halal and did the same things on twitter. Now he's happy being on rotation there. Think Donna will join in a heartbeat to play for the only relevant Italian side despite his tweets before his balls dropped.

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What will you be doing on this fine evening?

>>74207299
Unironically watch a Jake Gyllenhaal flick with my roommates, Nocturnal Animals

I want Arseshit to beat buyern fuck those customers
also do you think Aguero could go back to Atletico if griezmann goes to Manure?

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>>74207123
>mfw
>>74207313
Report back with your opinions, it's one of the best 2016 releases for me

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Can we talk about CL and other leagues

>>74207344
no. back to your dead league

>>74207354
PL is already over only la liga and CL have competition

>>74207354
How does it feel knowing your league has less parity than any other major league? All you Bongs had to say in favour of your league was "muh parity" because you can't talk about quality, but now you've had a one-horse-race in two consecutive seasons

Kids like Gabriel Jesus and grandpas like Costa or Zlatan are dominating this league lmao

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Is this the worst football writer? How is this lazy hack employed?

>>74207378
Bournemouth v Man City tonight

another expose is on the cards

>>74207385
Parity doesn't make our teams better but it is still important.

>>74207404
he's been bashing Man United for years now but finally got blackballed

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Visual representation of the point gaps across Europe. What would Celtic even have to do to lose it
https://public.tableau.com/profile/will.griffiths#!/vizhome/AlternateEuropeanLeagueTables/MainDashboard

>>74207299
watch a film which i wanted to watch sincea long time
continue the show im on currently
read and write
watch italian football (lazio - ac milan)
maybe listen to choonz

>>74207385
costa is 28 you spacker

>>74207409
Probably just an exposure for Howe. 3-0 Manchester City.

>>74207414
I know that, but your league lacks both

>>74207428
That's in monkey years, he's at least 35 human years

>>74207423
>that turkish league
they not played many matches?

>>74207385
>any other major league?

>BAYERNWINSLOL
>JUVEWINSLOL

Hmmm, really gets the brain juicing

>>74207434
probably right. Look lost without Ake

>>74207423
>all the other leagues have their 15/16 champions near the top

Then there's the Premier League.

>>74207440
Check the Italian and German tables, the top 5 are closer to the leader than in the English/Welsh league

>>74207437
Too many draws

>>74207423
>that gap in Serie A
>that gap in Bundesliga
Nice competitive leagues you've got there, continentals.

>>74207440
>serie A
>major

If all these other leagues are so good why is just this one guy who wants to talk about them?

>>74207436
Chelsea just did really well this year, to be honest. Financially the clubs are a lot closer in the PL and that's the only real way you can measure it (IMO).

>>74207452
>T-The race is really good if you ignore 1st
Lmao,

>conveniently leaving la liga out
kek
but fuck off I want Madrid to win la liga

>>74207454
both gaps are smaller than the one in PL

>>74207404
>FOURTEEN THINGS WE LEARNED FROM MAN UTD'S PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY AGAINST STOCKPORT

Do you think the top clubs should break away from UEFA and make their own Champions League. They'd probably make a lot more money from it and the quality would be a lot better.

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And Points Per Game

>>74207328
What's the matter, lad?

>>74207427
Damn, that's quite a lot to do.

>>74207482
its just what the big wigs at Sky and UEFA want, so no.

>>74207460
don't bring la liga fans here
in Facebook it's just Madrid v barca shitposting and anti Ronaldo memes

>>74207492
>break away from UEFA
>its just what the big wigs at UEFA want
okay

>>74207483
Kind of strange how the Belgian league isn't in it, as it's got a higher ranking than Turkey, Netherlands and Scotland

in facebook...things happen

Gabriel G and Aguero are clearly the 1st choices. What will become of Kevin-Ian Nacho?

>>74207503
I ignored that bit sorry. Its quite obvious if a 'Super League' were made it would involve UEFA

>>74207482
It would kill the national leagues even more than what the CL already has. It's only the PL where the extra money from being in the CL doesn't make that much of a difference.

>>74207469
Madrid played 2 games less than Barca and still are on top desu, the gap is pretty big since Madrid are probably going to win those 2 games

>>74207511
Can GJ and Agüero play together? They pretty much play the same role

>>74207482
they should but it would be quite messy to set up

>>74207482
Why would anyone here care? Nothing would change apart from the fact they'd make it so the biggest names get in regardless of a slip up season.

>>74207511
10 goal/season striker for middlesborough

>>74207514
>Super League
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the CL, just controlled by the clubs themselves.

>>74207523
They'll probably be rotated/substituted for each other regularly

>>74207313
don't do it lad watch either arrival lalaland nice guys or 13 hours or watch it and regret it after

>>74207522
if there's a team that choke this kind of lead it's Madrid

>>74207530
ah sorry. Im clearly off my head here

>>74207526
Teams competing in it would make a lot more money so the quality would go up.

>>74207541
nice fallacy bro

>>74207541
I'm sure Bayern, Halal and Younited won't be getting much larger slices than other clubs...

>>74207530
>controlled by the clubs themselves
bit of a conflict of interest

>>74207422
bashing the biggest club in the world .... i wonder why?

>>74207486
a lot to do and great actions! but one day my name will reverbate from europe to south america

>>74207523
i think g jesus can play on the wings too. or he should play as a roaming free forward behind aguero

>>74207536
Watched Arrival and La La Land in the cinema with my gf, enjoyed those a lot. But Jake Gyllenhaal, like Marchisio, is my mancrush, so I'll enjoy it anyways

>>74207557
It worked when the PL teams broke away. I don't see what the problem would be.

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>>74207560
>one day my name will reverbate from europe to south america
>French flag
...Could it be them?

>>74207536
Only Nice Guys and 13 Hours worth mentioning here.
Arrival and La La Land are dogshit.
Nocturnal Animals is good

>>74207563
its emotional porn basically and not really in a good way you'll see when you watch it

>>74207569
the premier makes all teams play against each other in each edition, the cl doesn't

>>74207622
The PL could just say these are the only teams in the division, it's a closed shop now, but they don't.

>>74207527
>any striker scoring 10 goals in a season for boro ever again

>>74207511
Pep doesn't rate him so he's probably gonna be loaned out next season then sold on

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has any other player escaped football hell, also known as the mls?

>>74207675
Matt Miazga

he's now in Purgatory, also known as a midtable Eredivisie side

>>74207640
wtf are you talking about?

>>74207571
from st petersburg to lisbon, from firenze to dublin, from wien to warsaw, from paris to buenos aires!!

>>74207693
>on loan from Chelsea
what else

just ate a salad lads

>>74207730

Nonce.

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>>74207299
Going to footy practice in a bit 2bh. Gonna be great to get away from shit like correlations and definitions for a bit, feels like I might take mental damage if I don't have some sort of arena to physically fight in again.

Sports truly are a substitution for the battlefields of old times. Don't get how ""men"" can live without doing some sort of sport on a regular basis.

https://twitter.com/BreatheMessi/status/830908688542138370 new Tsssuuuuu highlights

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>>74207730
How does it feel to turn the frogs gay because of your vegan degeneracy?

>>74207762
>being this booty blasted messifag
lol

>>74207762
Messi/Ronaldo fanboys really need to kill each other. Biggest cancer in football.

>>74207730
fat cunt

>>74207730
any fucking leaves in it?

>>74207762
idk why so many people shit on him, it's not like he's claiming to be the best player in the world

>want more poop memes
>hate eddie meme and hope he crashes out of the league
real dilemma lads

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>>74207807
Media on the Eddie Meme hype train meanwhile the ginger messiah is just taking care of business

>>74207560
alri, senpai. I believe in you!

>>74207762
TUNAK TUNAK

*poops*

>>74207873
Will anyone expose Sean "le raspy voiced 4-4-2 honest hoofball Sunday Express subscriber" Dyche at the Moor?

>>74207769
it was a solid 30% bacon though

I miss /trans/ lads

>>74207947
something changed after this summer i think
its less funny and cheerful

are gnev and carra together again for the verbal slaughter of poch?

>>74207807
I hope he does deceivingly well so that Arsenal fall for him an get >moyesed into 14th

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>>74207964
Does this picture improve your experience?

>>74207964
People are a lot meaner these days, you cunt.

>>74208019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_z_UEuEMAo

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what shall i have for dinner

>>74207991
Doesn't he have quite a good record against the top 6 teams. Moyes couldn't beat them for shit, despite having a team that regularly finished a lot higher than Bournemouth do.

>>74207964
I think it's because nothing truly unexpected is happening these days, january /trans/fer window was dead as fuck too

>tfw no qt homely geordie lass to sing to you this Valentine's Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCOC1YwNwZw

>>74208035
poultry

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>>74208035

>>74208035
chicken nuggets

>dyer out for the season
good news for swansea... they shouldn't really be playing with wingers, but they have nasingh, montero and routledge

>>74208097
Reminder that Dyer won the PL last season

>>74208089
My theory is that the more colorful the box is, the worse the food is inside

Debate me

>>74208117
The best food doesn't really come in a box, so you might be onto something Ezio

>>74208117
I don't think that's exactly a revolutionary notion desu.

>>74208111
did he tho? he played enough games to get a medal?

all food should come in boxes imo

memes n shit

>>74208117
tesco value food has just white and blue packaging

>>74208111
>be too shit for swansea
>want to dump him on leicester
>they can only get him out on loan
>gets a pl winners medal
>goes back to swansea
>still shit

>>74208134
yeah.. they lowered the barrier a couple years ago, as well as giving extras

>>74208117
So black girls have the worst boxes?

>>74208150
giving extras still doesnt mean he actually won it tho

>>74208134
he played 12 which i think has always been enough

Who here puts stuff in boxes? Books, electric appliances and sometimes even other boxes.

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>>74208141
this guy gets it

>>74207807
>eddie meme
How could you hate this man? He is a very respectful top man. It's not his fault he gets hyped more than most

>>74208164
yeh thats enough

Is Kante the first player to win the PL title, transfer to another team and win the PL title the very next season?

I know Cantona did it but he won the first division title at Leeds, not the PL title. There's also Schwarzer who was part of the 2015 Chelsea side until January then moved to Leicester, but he made 0 appearances and got no medals.

>>74208156
He has the medal you stupid cuck. He was a registered player when they won it.

>>74208156
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_footballers_with_a_Premier_League_winner's_medal
5-3 city.. jesus 3, sané 1, aguero 1
ibe, king, cook

>>74208165
If I put something in a box to store it then it's probably never going to come back out of the box desu.

>>74208168
Bad loser.

>Benchio Aguero

where did it all go so wrong?

>this poop interview
stop rambling ffs

>>74208192
>Bad loser.
when?

match thread

>>74208179

>>74208165
I also put hornets in a box. I write "H" on the outside of the box so everyone knows there are hornets inside.

>>74207964
Summer generally puts people in a better mood.

>>74208235
>I write "H" on the outside of the box so everyone knows there are hornets inside
Or course, everyone knows the universal hornets sign.

>>74208294
>you now remember when Phelan's Hull beating Leicester at the start of the season was so impressive that Phelan was awarded manager of the month

>>74208294
Me and a friend were discussing how, probably some time down the line, the Leicester team will probably come out and say that winning the title was the worst thing to happen to them.

>>74208329
Back to back CL titles la

>>74208294
I want them to finish 20th so we can call them lasta

>>74208329
>"worst thing"
please, they're practically right where Pearson left them except they have a title to their names and the possibility of a decent transfer

>Coventry have signed "34 year old" Yakubu
lel

If anyone was worried:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2017/feb/13/arsenal-fan-tv-and-the-case-against-arsene-wenger

>Pep has already lost 5 league games this season
>he has never lost 6 in a season before

E
E X P O S E D
P
O
S
E
D

>>74209057
inb4 he goes unbeaten for the rest of the season

(drawing every game)

KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK

>Valentines day...dinner £75...drinks £50...taxi £20...hotel £200... the look on your face when she tells you shes on her period...Priceless
https://twitter.com/yannickbolasie/status/169402392712982528

>>74209309
Someone's getting anal tonight

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>>74209309
>if the reds blocking the pink, pot the brown.

I literally do not care about sports at all, why am I still here

> Ranieri sacked

The fucking madmen actually did it.

>>74209743
fuck you, made me look

>>74209743
Quit yanking my chain

>>74209743
[citation needed]

>>74209743
You muppet

>>74209764
> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4219711/Champions-Leicester-City-sack-Claudio-Ranieri-after-horror-premier-league-campaign

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>>74209837
Crust looks undercooked

>>74209837
should have just gone pizza hut lad

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>>74209970

>implying anyone would envy a tripfaggot

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>>74209860
>>74209970
First time I have pizza from scratch, it was delicious. I have my trident of goodness as well

>>74207675
Rude tbqh, you don't see me bashing your league

>>74210074
A

>>74210116
FUCKING

>>74210135
LEAF

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>>74210116
>>74210135
>>74210160
i fucking hate this general

>>74210192
I like you though blushingface.bat

>You now remember when Malouda was Gareth Bale for a season

>>74210054
good choice with the double decker m8, it better have been in the fridge beforehand

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>>74210361
Thanks lad, you're not so bad yourself

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what now?

when is the next football?

>>74210418
midweek european football
fa cup weekend

7pm today
>Yeah Pep is right. Aguero should fuck off the scummy bastard
10pm
>based Sergio!

Glad that Gabriel Jesus meme died quickly before it got out of hand desu.

>>74210438
Classic /sp/ right!

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England's next game is a friendly vs Germany about a month and a bit, then there's a Euros qualifier vs Lithuania a few days after.

Does pic related have any chance of making the NT?

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>>74209837
>make pizza from scratch
>not inventive enough to put anything but pepperoni on it

you're gf is a basic bitch 2bh

>>74210484
>implying Andy 'Bicycle Kick' Carroll isn't playing striker

>>74210499
442 with carroll and defoe would be unstoppable

just imagine big man andy c heading balls down to defoe

>ibe is better than sterling la!

>>74210494
It's quality salami, now if you want to suck my dick and make me a pizza you might replace her

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6ixth place.

>fucking a toilet

>walking towards the camera

>>74207109
>fuchs

>schalke

>>74210540
>a 4-4-2 with crouch and Carroll up front
>ball never touches the ground

>>74210747
>play so badly that you have to be subbed off at half time versus fucking swansea

>>74210900
You might leave >Schalke but >Schalke will never leave you.

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What would be your 2018 french line-up guys?

>>74211193
>Payet

nice team atmosphere you've got there

>>74208329
mods

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>garth crooks

>>74211193
Lucas Hernandez is probably going to the pen for raising hands on his partner so he'll never get called up
Matuidi needs to fuck off

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>>74211321
garth formation kino is the best

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>Be Jesus
>The future successor of Aguero and supposed savior of City football
>Fall over and blow your ankle out against Bournemouth
>Never plays again
Sad!

>>74207385
>one-horse-race
Totally different teams. In Spain are the same two teams the ones that almost always win. TWO teams

>>74211572
its just a sprained ankle, he'll be back in 2 weeks or so

>>74210054
>>74209837
how fat are you? Making Americans look bad.

>>74211699
Why don't they have a kit sponsor?

>>74211706
pre season leaf

>the bristol rovers autist is now spamming pre-season images
Fucking hell this kid is starved for attention

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>>74211720
depressed wenger out autist complaining about me again

>>74211720
>Not liking the gas
You gay?

>>74211815
don't be too harsh on him anon maybe some day when he is older he will get it

>>74207483
more accurate
other leagues have different number of games

>>74212272
And not all teams have played an equal amount of games (Real played 20 while Barca played 22)

>>74211572
aguero set him up and put stones in his boot

>>74212331
Don't be silly, John might be skinny but he wouldn't fit in Jesus' boots!

>>74207483
how on earth is there a team in Serie A getting 0.4 ppg

PL relegation alot tighter and higher than every league apart from Eredivisie

>>74212442
derbycounty.jpg

>>74212442
Serie A desperetaly needs to become an 18 team league desu

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serie a should be 12 teams

>>74211545
jesus christ there's so much wrong with this it's almost artistic
>fullback in a back three
>centre back that isn't good on the ball at all in midfield
>FOUR strikers and a winger up top
who created this masterpiece, 3-1-1-5 formation?

>>74210597
all those draws just gonna cost United. they should have an extra 10 points if they didn't shit the bed in the last 5 minutes so often

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>tfw hoping for a late season push to get into the playoffs

I want to be able to watch them on TV again, can they do it?

>>74214826
>Non-league

Yeeeeah I'm gonna have to ask you to FUCK OFF m9.

>>74207675
Does Deuce count?

>>74214845
>hating on non-league
Way more entertaining than the bus parking shit you see elsewhere.

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>>74214845

>championship
>non-league

Reminder that the PL is a bubble waiting to burst. It's probably better to switch to Serie A before it's too late

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*walks towards the Premier League*

>>74214845
Yeah, you're going to have to fuck off m8

>>74209743
Ranieri is wank

>>74212703
TSU and Missi should go there to stat pad instead desu

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/38765537

The absolute state of BBC Sportsday today.

Whoever Libby Dawes is, she needs to piss off.

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Do British people like John Oliver?

>>74215104
He's ok I guess

>>74215104
If you ask the average Brit they will have no bloody clue who you're talking about, I only know him because of the shitposting on 4chan. Don't know how he got a relevant show in America.

>>74215104
>He supports the >>96 ers

Is anyone surprised?

>>74215100
>letting women handle sports

>>74215104
He hasn't been on tv here in about 12 years. And that was only a few episodes of one tv show

>>74215111
I take this back then >>74215109

>>74212442
By not having won a single game (they were awarded a win in a game they actually lost because the opponents fielded an unregistered player). We need 18 teams SerieA back desu

>>74215104
It's weird watching old episodes of MTW, and seeing him, then realising he's this huge thing in America. He had less presence in most of the episodes he's in, than Milton Jones and that Canadian got, who both just spout shitty one liners

>>74215134
*guy

>>74215119
Why would a person from Birmingham support Liverpool? Aren't the Blues left-wing enough?

>>74215141
Most people in Birmingham support Pakistan

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/feb/14/bournemouths-harry-arter-thanks-pep-guardiola

God I fucking hate this arter guy.

All he does is complain and cry about his wife's uninhabitable womb

>>74215151
I didn't know she was preggo again, brave girl.

>>74215151
I thought Harry Arter was that nigger who plays for PSG and roasted Blanc/teammates on periscope.

>>74215151
>Pep gets praise for consoling him about his lost child
Surely this is the natural human response

>>74215112
I've noticed whenever she's the one operating the Sportsday page, the quality of it goes down the toilet.

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Mornin' benders.

>>74215169
Ever since Poop moved here he's been treated like a God.

>>74215189
CARAVAN WANKER

>it's a Max Rushden episode

>>74215222
>signs new contract
>sold to Hull in the summer

Why do Spurs players do this?

>>74215193

https://youtu.be/CSCaEijMx3U

>>74215234
incredible

>>74215222
No wonder they resigned him, he's the most promising player out of the academy.

>>74215222
liam payne

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Any ideas?

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>>74215308

huh when did he play football professionally

>>74215308
Fuchs

SO FUCK OF JAMIE VARDY

YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUCKING PARTY

YOU'RE GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN

YOU'RE GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN

>>74215151
Normal men want children, normal women don't feel like women if they can't bring life into this world
A very important part of life is bringing children into the world and passing on your genes, you would know this if you weren't a faggot, I bet you like traps

>190kg suddenly appear again

>>74215348
This.

>>74215348
>I want children
FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74215360
>>74215364
>giving it attention

>>74215356
Makes me wonder how life on the spectrum is for him desu

>filter retarded tripfags
>thread looks fine again

How simple.

>>74215393
There are non retarded tripfags?

>>74215400
Very few, but they exist.

>>74215400
Carveylad

>>74215400
moyes is the only one the turns up to make match threads then almost immediately fucks off

>>74215408
Not a trip

>>74215408
not a trip?

how new are you?

>hur dur hur he only appears when swansea win

you fucking plastics don't know fucking anything, when your plastic top 6 team loses, it's like "oh no, i'm going to be laughed on 4chan."

when swansea lose, it means so much fucking more, if we get relegated, my pretty shitty city loses a massive identity. you'll never feel my pain supporting a top 6

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>mfw you can point at the exact moment the yearly bust set in for Liverpoo

>Be ABL
>Lose
Pick one

>>74215517
What have Leicester got to do with your post?

>>74215517
you can actually see when the brave la's who lost their lives that bright sunny morning's memory was tarnished

>>74215400
based chelsea manager

>>74215517
By the end of the season Utd and Chelsea will have swapped places

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Who /squires/ here la's?

>>74215393
Make sure to filter slovakia, netherlands and flip.

>>74215592
>tuesday already
what am I doing with my life

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So now that Jesus is dead, are City's title hopes over after those euphoric few hours last night?

>>74215592
>reddit

>>74215677
>not including canada

just shoveled the porch lads

>>74216005
How's the other guy?

>>74216025
kek'd irl

>>74216005
Gay euphemisms are just getting weirder

>>74215381
a tripfag?, i thought everybody blocked them by default

>>74216071

This. Seriously now. Tripfags are so mentally ill they crave attention on an anonymous imageboard. Filter and hide them all.

>>74216083
why is he so upset?

Do people actually go as far as to filter an entire country? That's pretty drastic

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tfw you will get to enjoy playing against this formation next year

>>74216336
only malaysia, and you know why

>>74216336
The slav/flip/dutch guy deserves it desu. And malaysia.

>>74211579
lel

broken metatarsal 10-20 weeks depending on where it is

Top kek, the Jesus meme ended earlier than I expected.

>>74211579
>>74216466
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/feb/14/gabriel-jesus-manchester-city-metatarsal-injury

>>74216481
2000 years and it's still going strong

friendly reminder Wayne Rooney broke his metatarsal and went forward to become one of the best players in the world.

>>74216491
Matetarsal fracture recovery times
Wayne Rooney - 17 weeks
Kasper Schmeichel - 14 weeks
Michael Owen - 14 weeks

season doneso

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>Bravo
FLOP
>Stones
FLOP
>Gundogan
DEAD
>Nolito
MIA
>Sane
FLOP
>Jesus
DEAD

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>>74216510
>Looney
>best
Pick uno

>>74216540
sane's decent.. had a slow start, but is really good these last games

>>74216540
>nolito
the faggot should have joined barcelona

>>74216575
>Implying the STUPID. FUCKING. WORTHLESS. PIECE. OF SHIT!!!!! Would even get in Barca's squad.

>>74216540
screaming at that filename