/sp/, what can I expect tomorrow?

the Spanish inquisition

>>74205619
your mom to scream my name

>>74205625
Didn't expect that...

>>74205619
a win for your team. tuchel has been exposed

>>74205628
What's your name? I need to know now.

>>74205639
So has Rui Vitória...

I expect lots of disappointment.. Nothing like watching football game all alone during valentines day..

>>74205640
Ahmed

>>74205910
huehuehuehuehue

>>74205913
forgot the aussi proxy. sry

>>74205619
you will score minimum one goal against this weak ass dortmund defense

but dortmund is capable of still raping you if obamayoung, reus, dembele etc. GOAT it up tomorrow

if I had to tip, I'd say it's gonna end 2-2 (which wouldn't be too good for benfica, because dortmund usually doesn't lose at home)

>>74205981
Conceding will be the death of us. No way we can win in Germany.

>losing to Darmstadt

>>74205981
To be fair Schmelzer and Piszczek ought to be back. At least then they'll have wingbacks with their dominant feet on the right side.

>>74205619
Doom and gloom.

>Jonas injured
Welp

stock price to drop

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>>74205619

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>>74206459

>>/out/

>>74205619
expect to be raped by germans too papa

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>>74206485

>>74206783
Wtf lmao

That logo is just hideous. On second thought, I dont even would call this round thing a logo.

>>74206783
>Ich dachte ich halte den Elfmeter

>>74206783
german autism is truly the best kind of autism

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>>74206783

>>74206941
Please continue

>>74206941
lel

>>74206941
>schalke

>>74205619
violent, disgusting supporters in yellow and black

>>74207608
>t. mad consumer

>>74206783
Kek

Why were the germans I saw today in Lisbon darker than me?

>>74207903
we are all niggers

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>>74206941
Ayyyy

>>74207903
Because you're a shut-in with no life who shitposts on a sports board for sports watching shitposters with no life to the point that you got so pale staying at home that even some ruhr valley plebs outswag you in the limp-wristed winter of Iberia.

Good thread this

>>74207942
Jokes on you. I'm actually black.

>>74207943
indeederino

>>74207950
Joke's on you, you're black.

>>74207950
>This post does not provide any new information

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>>74207942

>ruhr valley plebs outswag you

>>74207950
Really? So am I! I thought I was alone here.

>>74207950
>>74208321
So it's true what the Porto and Sporting fans on /sp/ said? Benfica is the black people team?

>>74208365
Benfica is the PEOPLE's team.

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>>74208365
>>74208408
Benfica is 'also' the black people team because it was the most successful team pretty much every decade until the 90's and Portugal had colonies until 1974.
A famous writer - António Lobo Antunes - that was in the colonial war even stated that the war would stop when Benfica played.

In Angola for example there are something like 5 Benficas. You can also find Benficas in Macau, Mozambique, Guinea-Bissau, Cabo Verde, Timor-Leste.
Made of emigrants you also have a Benfica in London and another in Luxembourg

>>74209046
holy fuck she's perfect, more of her?

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>tfw CL footy is back

>>74209056
>liking niggeresses
>perfect
Wew lad you need better taste and revalutaion of your life.

>>74209093
don't remember asking for your opinion

>>74209083
You guys suck

>>74209069
So this... is the power... of the masterrace......... WOAH
>>74209093
Kys you polish turd

>>74209107
>liking niggeresses
Portugal is nigger capital of the world

>>74209069
This looks actually pretty comfy. I used to expect much worse from my peopel

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>>74209122
>tfw no Vollgasfußball

>>74209186
Kys you polish turd

>>74209186
what the rusky said I guess

>>74209122
be nice

we finished ahead of the unexposable

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>>74209188
https://www.thelocal.de/20100922/30013

>>74209177
>le Germans or even Nazis thought they are the master race meme
kys, Hitler said himself that North East Asians were superior
also those things are comfy af

>>74209300
>implying it has anything to do with that mentally ill austrian

Also wasn't there some stupid estonian born german who desperately kept pushing the meme back then?

>>74209254
lel, finally a cliché that's actually true. We really like digging holes on the beach.

>tfw look at people of my age like weirdos when they are without kids on the beach just to digg holes

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>>74209188
This is what a comfy beach looks like

>>74209375
Hey nigger your country is mostly ugly and the worst place I visited in my life. Stop showing the nice 1 percent of it and show what it really looks like.

>>74209318
>implying it has anything to do with that mentally ill austrian
it kinda does since he, you know, was the leader back then

>Also wasn't there some stupid estonian born german who desperately kept pushing the meme back then?
No idea, you're the one living in the past.
>flag
literally

>>74209413
Kys you polish shit
>>74209429
It was just a jab at the idiots pushing it nowadays

>>74209375
Too many people.

>>74209467
genuine jej

>>74209413
Where were you?

I can positively say much of the metropolitan areas of Lisbon and Porto look like smaller commieblocks but you have a lot of diversity really

>>74209069
Glorious

>>74209487
He wasn't, he's a mentally ill ''''polish'''' american retard with a stick up his ass about southern europeans, always shows up with the same narratives in threads and even got triggered because the romanian liked the portuguese girl

Among other narratives he pushes are those that poles are extremely racist (and he's proud of it) and that they bleach a lot of black women on a regular basi

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>>74209375

>>74205631
nobody does

>>74209487
Porto was really bad imo. Lots of concrete.

>>74209500
I'm not polish and i'm not the poster you're obsessed honestly. But I can see why you think that since I also think Portuguese and italys are akin to niggers.

>>74205619
Expect Tukel to meme it with some three at the back tactic with Dembele playing almost in central midfield
it'll be 1-1 until the 80th minute at which point he'll bring on the midfielder that should have started in the centre
Dembele will move out to the wing and slide in a pass for an Obama winner
Screencap this and refer to it for all future Dortmund wins

>>74209691
Have you been to the rest of Europe? It's mostly like that

I cant wait to see Royce, Obama Yang, Pewlisick and Dembaylay run circles over the opposition.

>>74214483

What does it say about the prozzy?

>>74214517
>During home games the brothel is empty. Thus I'm not making any loss if I'm on the south stand myself.

>>74214483
>looks like that at 20

Dont do drugs and hoe around, kids.

pulisic with a hat trick.
cap this.

>>74209046
Are Portuguese qt's the hardest to hook up with? That's what I've heard from multiple sources, and in my experience the cute ones are really stuck up. One I approached in a club basically just laughed in my face.

>>74214698
girls here really have high as fuck standards and high as fuck expectations

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>>74214865
is that why you are lonely today?

>>74209375
was here 2 years ago in june. comfy as fuck

>>74214933
I'm never lonely. I'll always have you guys here :3