pee pee slapper edition
Swedes are FUCKING ELITE
>>74202450
>3/4 of their last 4 games match this criteria
Was it all for the Frosties Nashville? Was it you crazy fucks?
these digits confirm another stan lee cup for the USA this season
Avalanche should just collectively commit suicide
>Allowing the islanders to score 5
Poor, poor avs
>dumpsterfirealanche
JUST
>>74202536
>>74202538
Nothing more sweet than an Avalanche loss.
avs getting absolutely molested
>>74202532
O-oilers for stan lee?
>>74202548
You're in the basement too Wong shitter
Isles have been good with Weight in charge. Just a meme or is he elite?
>pulling kari that early
shiiiat
>>74202559
Senators, it will be pathetic.
>>74202570
>team leaves Canada
>immediately wins two cups
Lelmao no wonder you're so triggered
>dallas defenders
>>74202589
Being a Stors fan has been suffering this season
>>74202573
You mean Detroit? I'm not from Detroit.
Stars on suicide watch
>>74202575
i dunno if he is elite, but he certainly knows how to coach to his team's strength. capuano kept trying to make them play some retarded defensive system when the team clearly wasn't built for that
Rinne wanted that goal pretty bad
>>74202598
>5 goals given and can't even blame finnish memetending
>it was 3-0
FML, I go to sleep now, being a grumpy fuck at work and basically hate life
good night /hoc/, first the cowboy fuck it up, now they stars do this, have a good one lads
>>74202599
it was nice the last 2 seasons, but now we are back to the usual shit
>>74202621
Nice try, Finland
>>74202621
>blaming the goalie for like 5 breakaways in 5 minutes and like 20 shots in 1 period
>Halak setting records in the minors
what a fucking meme
Why couldn't the stors do this yesterday
>>74202658
canes ain't making the playoffs lad
just accept it
who will win a stanley cup next
rags
honky
devils
>>74202658
As much as i like the canes, your post soothes the pain
>>74202658
Only a Finn can defeat a Finn
>>74202559
Oilers stanlee
Jesse Puljujärvi Stanley cup winning OT goal scored with his tongue
>>74202649
of course he is, he's still an nhl quality goalie
LGI
>>74202666
>666
hm really makes you think
>>74202664
I've accepted it already lad. Maybe next year... Been saying that since 2009 too.
>>74202675
Aho actually had the sole goal yesterday. Guess that means its true
>>74202642
could have been much worse too, a bunch of meme net-mouth scrambles that just luckily didn't bounce in
>>74202680
Instant Conn Smyte for Bulju
It'll be beautiful
>>74202681
Gotta love American hockey fans after a few pints
lol every team sucks.
>>74202704
That period was the worst defensive play I've seen in fucking forever, when you have your star player (seguin) dropping to the ice to block shots you know your defense is fucking dog shit
Seriouly they couldn't play the offensive zone without one of their defender turning it over
bloos stan lee 2017?
>http://zcodesystem.com/playoff_simulator/
>>74202738
>>74202760
Never stop believing!
the mild will make the finals
>>74202758
>preds losing to bloos
>>74202758
Mine keeps predicting either NY or Boston. Not sure how I feel about that.
>>74202758
>kings over wild
>preds over sharks
>oilers over ducks
>pens over caps
>sens in general
so much wrong with this lmao what site is it?
>>74202814
>what site
>in comment
i'm a retard
>>74202529
Yes.
>>74202810
Haha, seems highly unlikely
>>74202814
Snes going all the way too
Just clicked random once, and screenshotted it, lol
>>74202851
>rags
>>74202851
There's no chance in hell the jackets beat the pens in the first round
>>74202865
This thing seems to love the Rangers, they keep winning mine.
Also, I did the NBA and got Wizards/Rockets final.
>tfw over 20 years of glory for the red wings is coming unraveled all at once
The team is losing and the streak is ending, illitch the draft god is ded, wings are moving to a new stadium next year, our team is made entirely of 2nd and 3rd liners, Blashill probs gonna get fired after this year, everything is just fucked
At least Babcock has saved the leafs from their endless hell in the meantime so I'll have an underdog to root for when the playoffs come around.
>>74202877
lmao ok hope you dont get too upset when thats exactly what happens
>>74202851
>Another game 7 loss for Lundqvist
Will he be on suicide watch?
>>74202899
he'd just walk out of xcel, go to the airport, fly home to sweden, never put on skates again
>>74202877
>upset level: high
>>74202884
>rooting for a team in your own division
>>74202887
>>74202912
>8-8-1 since meme winning streak
lmao at you
the Canucks are fucking ELITE rnrn lol
fuck you dumb fuck
is pric3 the most overrated tendie of all atime?
>>74202949
Bob is elite though
>>74202950
markus granlund is a beaut. what a steal for cantpucks.
>>74202984
Granlund is a fucking BUST and basically the WORST player on the BASED Canucks, possibly the WORSTEST player in ALL of the NHL.
You're fucking retarded and dumb and stupid.
Don't fucking reply to me EVER again unless you have something constructive to add.
You subhuman SCUM.
>>74202949
>computer coin flipper
>upset level: high
>"No, my pens are above an unbiased guessing game. 5 marbles go into a bag: 1 black, 4 white pull one out and it will always be WHITE"
>>74202993
you're cute when your all tsundere
I don't see anything wrong with that image. A Finnish man with a Finnish woman. He's even got the Finnish flag on his bagpack strap.
>>74202758
No matter how I futz with this thing, Rangers keep taking it.
>>74203007
>my pens
Uh I'm not a pens fan you fucking casual.
>price shitting the bed again and again
Can't wait for him to conveniently be elite again the second he plays >us
>>74203031
If I set the upset level to Low, all the methods except Shannon will just spit out Caps
>>74202887
>a team that's been relevant for roughly 1 month in its 17 year history will upset last year's champions
i don't have a reaction image that's condescending enough for this
>>74203050
>mfw price is my #1 goalie in fantasy
>>74203029
Why do people angry when pictures of "white couple" are posted from google images search results?
>>74203069
could go with gene wilder, bit reddit but it'd work
>your team is playing well for once
>please, tell me more about how they'll beat the defending champs
>>74203075
Not sure, but that's not a white couple. It's a Finnish couple.
>>74202758
Fixed the seeding so it's more accurate, I think it's turned out pretty well.
>>74203085
>rags getting a bye to the ecf
fuck this format desu
>>74203082
This image is on google images for "white couple"
>>74203083
>>74203105
Stop this before I do something about it.
why do canadians have such a hard on for the penis? just because of cindy?
>>74203094
>>74203075
Kipshit took her trip off to make these posts. What a pathetic cunt kek
>>74203083
granlund will never get his jersey retired
granlund will make the hockey hall of fame
but not for playing, for coaching the canucks to a stanley cup in the year 2043
>>74203137
granlund is a bust
>>74203138
>cannyucks
>cup
he'll get it retired for leading suomi to gold
@GlobeFluto
Don Sweeney and Joe Sakic spoke for most of second intermission.
>>74203140
he's made the sedins sisters look like serviceable hockey players again. Granlund is the magician.
>>74203147
>Fluto Shinzawa
what a true bostonian
Post underrated players:
Markus Granlund
FINNS AREN'T GOOD HOKCET PLAYERS STOP PSOTING ABOUT THEM NOW!!!
>>74203147
ready for a meme trade
>>74203145
i hope you mean by coaching the juniors
because finland's mens team isn't winning shit if pros are playing
>>74203179
yes. or world championships when everyone is focused on ploffs
>>74203163
Jori Lehterä
Price is broken.
>>Quebecois on suicide watch
>Snow outside is comfy as fuck
today was a good day
>>74203194
>world championships when everyone is focused on ploffs
those don't count. that's just a contest to see which country has the best team comprised of players that aren't good enough to make the playoffs and also don't care about resting up to be relevant next season
it's the Chef's Salad of hockey tournaments
>>74203207
just back to his normal self
>>74203212
>Quebecois on suicide watch
Not as fun when none of them post here anymore
>>74202943
Ehh the Wings aren't really rivals with anyone in the east other than maybe Tampa Bay even then it's not really a rivalry. If it was the blues, hawks, or preds hell naw I'd never root for them.
Post shitty hockey players:
- Pekka Pekkalaine
- Kauka Kookookaka
- Essi Rinnelias
- Jussi Jussinen
- Kirsi Kirpokirsi
- Sami Sallasamu
Missing anyone?
>>74203228
>Not as fun when none of them post here anymore
true, but satisfying nevertheless.
>>74203239
Gypsy Poopoopanties
>ruins
>>74203091
Yeah, whoever gets 7th in the conference is honestly at an advantage.
>>74203163
Korpikoski
>>74203266
>rags will finish with more points than the hasbs
gary needs to rope himself
>>74203263
How many combined NHL games do they have?
>buffalo booing their own team
what did they mean by this?
>>74203298
that city has literally known nothing but suffering
>>74203298
They're actually booing the Canucks because we'r e too good lol.
What's to stop players from biting their own lip to draw blood when they get whacked in the mouth from a high sticking?
>>74203348
april
>>74203348
he's never watched hockey in his life so never
>>74203342
Oh well that changes everything
>>74203348
who?
>>74203348
he's going to force the stanley cup final to be played in an open-roof arena so he can make the airforce fly over at halftime
>>74203360
Butt
Now
sha
poo
>>74203379
Post butt and fuck off
>>74203331
Literally nothing beside the fact that it's pretty hard to do.
>>74203331
>>74203413
what if they hide blood capsules in their gums
>2 penalties within the last 4 minutes of the game
>basically 6v4 for 4 mins
>win anyways
why not just give me the cup now?
hahaha
is he elite?
>>74203431
you think they should hide shit in their mouths for the whole game on the off chance they get high sticked?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RASK
RASKRASK
RASKRASKRASK
RASKRASKRASKRASK
BABYYYYYYY
>hasb
>Pric4
>>74203449
Yeah that sounds like something only bitch ass Canadians would do
>>74203348
never after Viola abandoned him
>H A S B S
>A
>S
>B
>S
frogs on suicide watch.
>>74203447
almost as elite as eriksson
>>74203466
Kippers that's pretty mean to say
>>74203470
oops sorry :(
of course he is elite
i hope he ends the season w/ 50 points :)
Bruins
>>74203483
Thanks for exposing the >hasb. >We'll still meme you out of the playoffs again though.
>>74203483
broons
>>74203491
>having pictures of frogs saved
is there anything gayer than that LMAO
>>74203483
WTF I LOVE THE BRUINS NOW
>>74203507
>Implying the "frogs" in Canada aren't just anglos in denial
hi, ching chong.
lmfao, monleal is 3-6-1
what a fucking meme team
Preds / Mild is this Saturday
I really like Nashville
should I go? or should I just wait until the playoffs?
Has anyone ever fallen from glory faster than Carey Price?
>>74203515
nothing can save you from the faggotry of having an image of a French man on your pc LEELMAO
>>74203528
Raycroft.
>>74203525
>should I watch live hockey in 6 days
>or should I wait for 2 months
filthy casual detected
>>74203540
I'm not made of money, man....found good tickets for the game on Saturday though.....19th row, lower bowl, behind the home goal (so hopefully there'll be some spicy dubnyk saves)
>coilers don't lose 2 points when they lose games
>>74202666
Mild
>>74203552
>I lose 2 braincells when I read your posts
>>74203549
Don't forget to bring candy to entice the kiddos
>>74203532
rather be a fag than a chink, desu.
>>74202666
Bruins.
>>74203572
so ur braindead now?
lol
>>74203577
I took a pic from a game last year and there's a 70-ish guy with 2 little kids on the jumbotron
/hoc/ pointed it out to me lol
>>74203586
I remember that
Wild fan and his dates right?
>>74203586
holy shit i remember that, something about a wild fan and his dates to the game
post pic
>>74203589
yeah I'll try to find the pic....it should be on google drive
but then again there are probably 50 examples of that online
>>74203586
i went to a wild's game and the minnesotan couple in front of me were jacking each other off
>>74203605
I kek'd pretty hard at that one
>>74203612
You've never left your basement Kippers
>>74203613
>>74203612
>>74203602
>>74203589
enjoy
>>74203674
y-you too
>>74203674
>it was against the bloos
noice
>griget
>>74203085
Nashville's gonna be 1st WC or 3rd Central.
>Monlelol Cucks get shut out
>https://youtu.be/drZAJUp7OBU
Holy fuck the "golden" generation just got btfo by a manlet hahaha why are finns such pussys
>>74203721
>for the 3rd time in 5 games
>tfw Montreal misses the playoffs
Is there a discord for /hoc/
>>74203585
Cute
I bet she plays soccer
>>74203690
aus :3
pls post griget strems and webums
>>74203791
Jerk
>>74203756
she plays for the other team if you know what i mean
What is it with this interim coach meme?
>>74203808
I very much doubt that
>>74203798
Rude
what is something very interesting?
>>74203984
bayesian statistics
>>74203984
the execution of namefags.
>>74203778
>aus :3
Think again fuckhead.
give me your (You)s RIGHT FUCKING NOW and nobody gets hurt
The Wild are the best team in hockey and there is not a single thing any of you needle dick faggots can do about it
@74204178
"No"
@74204178
(me)
>>74204140
>>74204184
>>74204188
>>74204194
Have a (You) lads
>>74204228
haha le funny pizza face reddit man xDDD
here i made it more reddit for you xDDD
That twonk burns should not be allowed to win the Norris when LITERALLY everyone knows Doughty is the best DEFENSEMAN in the league
>>74204277
Where did your Armenian flag go?
>>74204184
For beating detoilet?
lelmao
Could we win the lottery pick at #3?
>>74204277
>another kongs fan screaming about their slide on obscurity
It brings me great joy
>>74204340
Bettman will rig it so that the Canes could draft Nolan Patrick at #1 no matter where the Canes finish.
why is Cali teams so fucking bad?
why is Bolts so fucking bad?
>>74204388
>Canes get Nolan Patrick
>Canes acquire a legitimate goaltender in FA
>Canes call up Bean and Gauthier
I like this a lot anon. I just hope this isn't Quebec's team by then.
>>74204388
>>74204420
Patrick is a bust, you want the Swiss guy
Morning
>>74204565
Hi binny, who do you think wins the cup? Conference final matchups?
>>74204277
Agreed, but the Norris has been a joke ever since Karlsson won it.
>>74204622
>conference
Mild-Cawks
Crapitals-pongs
>final
Mild-Crapitals
Gonna be hell of a playoffs
>>74204672
With the apparent change of format judging by your picks I'd day so
Nice "sport" ya got there.
>>74204816
You sure showed us, a fandom map.
>>74204816
What's your point?
>>74203808
if she had a cock i would suck on it
carey price is bad
Would these two guys fit in your team's line-up?
>>74204955
No we have perfect Finnish admixture already
It's why we are the best team in hockey
>>74204961
feels good to be a lifelong minnesota fan
would you
>>74204970
>>74204970
>>74204981
Look at that fucking beaver
>>74204981
omg is that even reel
>>74204996
thats a groundhog you stupid american
>>74205002
that is the bill peters movie
>>74205002
now why would a groundhog be giving an interview?
everyone knows they can't talk!
silly
Its a beaver look at it you fucking retard
no big teeth, not a beaver.
What's the best game you can name?
>>74205132
what do you mean by that
>>74205151
The good ol' hockey game.
>>74205152
ah. in that case, for me, it is the 1980 miracle on ice game
>>74202519
Good post!
How do we fix the Ruins?
willing to exchange memes for scandinavian (You)s
>>74205219
they're in the process lad. cehlarik has arrived.
>>74205222
Hello
>>74205255
thank you
please enjoy this meme
>>74205265
Thanks
What a silly picture!
>>74205265
the stars are such a meme
Laffs are going to pick up one of Jarome Iginla, Fedor Tyutin, Ron Hainsey, or Mark Stuart come deadline
I will literally throw my poo at you
>>74205337
why
>>74205337
I will literally force feed you a sandwich with fish roe spread
Will habs win another game ever again?
>>74205132
ämäm-ysi viis
Do they use frozen poo disks as hockey pucks?
Who's poo do they use for the NHL playoffs? The presidents?
>bettman closed the hokinaittii jewtube account which had the best finnish highlights fresh for the morning perusal
This means war Gary.
>>74205390
There's some evidence that Nunavut's used petrified wood as 'sliding stones' to test ice thickness. I'll bet some prehistoric moose wiped it's ass on some old bark nice or twice.
>>74205399
fug
>>74205402
Thanks for a partial answer to my questions
>>74205399
RRRREEEEEEEEERRRREEEEERÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
>>74205132
Ämäm ysiviis
ämäm junnut 16
>>74205426
Cock mike
>>74205399
Wtf I hate Buttman now.
Is Minnesota the most likable team in the NHL?
>state of hockey
>international core of players
>tons of depth, no superstar line
>underappreciated for years
>little press attention prior to this season
>forwards are defensive minded. backcheck and kill penalties
>team built around defense, skating ability and speed
>classy fans
>disciplined, play clean
How can you not love them?
>>74205426
Minneapolis east side represent
>>74205447
Without a doubt
>>74205447
>Miehekäs atleettinen vartalo paksuine reisineen antaa mielikuvan seksuaalisesta vitaalisuudesta.
>oma salainen seksuaalinen maailmansa.
l-lewd
>Minnesota pooped on Detroit last night
>but more goals were scored by swedes than by finns
What id Gary mean by this? Is he keeping the finn man down?
>>74205472
Emännille pelkkää törkyä mielessä.
>>74205472
osu
osu
I'd like the "Easter?" Pepe frog photoshopped with Eric Staals face on it and the newest meme will be "Sixty?"
SWEDES RULE FINNS DROOL
>>74205552
>canadians so threatened by the finnish might in their OWN SPORT they have to turn to our nordic brethren to find any match
>>74205564
>Finnish """""might"""""
>>74205574
I could make this work
>>74205572
>digital cameras weren't invented the last time canada won at their OWN SPORT
>>74205580
>finland has never won Stan Lee
Must feel bad
>>74205583
what do you mean
we have won the past 2
>>74205585
I didnt know the Pongs hail from the Great Nation of Binland
>>74205588
>who is olli määttä
any team with at least one finn is automatically rightful finnish property
>>74205583
>MacGyver was still on its original run the last time canada won at their own sport
What was her end goal?
>>74205596
>Olli Maatta
>Sat for half of the games
Replaced by Justin Schultz because everyone knows Canada wins more championships and Finns drag teams down
>all finnish players put together won't compile 1000 points in the NHL this season
>right now canadian players have 5493 points
>american players have 3120 points
>swedish players have 1262 points
>russian players have 649 points (likely to just miss 1000 points too)
>finnish players have 530 points
>both Russia and Finland have 37 players that have played at least one game this season
>the best finn is only three points ahead of the best dane
>>74205603
>Ontario
Is there anything more cucked?
t. Canadian expat
>>74205596
>One finn
>Was benched
>One Swede
>Played on most productive line in Playoffs
Sweden > Finland
>>74205617
Two swedes tbf, Hagelin and Hörnqvist
>>74205622
Oh sorry, forgot about Hornqvist. Sorry, but just drives my point further, as he was pivitol to Crosbys success in the playoffs
>>74205610
>finland
>produces high quality team players who backcheck, battle for pucks and keep their own net clean
>sweden
>produces fancy figure skaters who can do nothing but score assists after their teammates have won them the puck and done all the heavy lifting
really massages the old noggin
>>74205629
>Team players
If by that you mean AHL teams
>>74205637
>cell phones looked like this the last time canada won at their own sport
>>74205641
>The province of Nova scotia has more 1st overall picks then Finland
>>74205596
>tfw no smelly mongol on >my team
Huomenta btw, /hoc/
GUYS COME IN HERE. Canada and Finland are fighting!! :3
>>74205655
"Whoomp There It Is" by the Tag Team was on the Billboard hot 100 the last time Canada won at their own sport
>>74205662
>The state of Arizona has more first overall picks than Finland
>>74205626
No problemo, a mistake like that is easy to make
>>74205629
>Finland were shit in the World Cup
>Finland got shat on by Sweden in the last olympics
You can talk the talk, but you can't walk the walk
>tfw not hating but loving sweden
Lindholm+Aho
Rantanen+Landeskog
Is this going to be the era of swedefinn duos?
>>74205665
>the Pentium line of processors wasn't invented back when Canada last won at their own sport
>>74205679
Fuck Landeskog t b d
the real duo is rantanen + mckinnon
>>74205679
>Lindholm+Aho
Yes
>Rantanen+Landeskog
Sadly no, Landeskog is busting
>>74205684
You're poo
>>74205683
>The now split country of Czechslovakia has more first overall picks than Finland
>>74205696
>Betamax was still competing with VHS the last time Canada won at their own sport
>>74205629
you seem upset
>>74205708
>Sweden has more first overall draft picks than Finland
>>74205726
>Canada has more overall dicks than Finland
>/int/-posting
>>74205735
>Finland has never once been drafted first overall
GMs dont want to waste the top pick on a guerenteed bust.
Theyd rather draft good ol' Canadian boys
Countries represented in the best team ever assembled in the NHL:
>Canada: 11
>Russia: 3
>Czech Republic: 3
>Sweden: 3
>USA: 2
Counting the players who got their names on the cup that season. Counting all players on the team would only add one other nation, Germany.
>>74205757
>the best team ever assembled in the NHL:
You mean the 16-17 Minnesota Wild? Those figures don't look right.
>>74205757
Wait, wheres finland? Did you just forget to type it out?
>>74205708
i'm still mad at you for Olli Juolevi
like seriously just stop plaguing the world with busts
>>74205761
No, my friend. I'm afraid you are mistaking. This season's Minnesota Wild is not the best team ever assembled, by far.
>>74205763
Oh wow! I didn't even notice that! I went over the numbers again, and it doesn't seem like a single finn played on that team I'm afraid
>>74205757
This isnt the Kurri's oilers
The last time Canada won a Stanley Cup Billy Crystal was hosting the Oscars in which he gave the best supporting actress award to Marissa Tomei for her role in My Cousin Vinny
>>74205779
No it's not. Because that wasn't the best team.
The matchups look so fun though!
Marketing teams would have an orgy on all the 'rivalries' and hype they can build up.
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUdge.
Mcdavid or Dubynk for hart
Burns or backstrom for ted lindsay
Vezina Dubynk or holtby (bob and budaj)
>>74205775
>implying any team more than 3 years old would stand a chance against modern NHL teams
>nostalgia posting
>>74205792
Nice shitpost, here's your (you)
>>74205787
>implying Ted won't go to Crosby, or possibly McDavid
>>74205786
>bleus over ANY of those teams
Frank Zappa, Audrey Hepburn, and Andre the Giant were all still alive the last time Canada won the Stanley Cup
>>74205787
Crosby
irrelevant
Vezinyk
>>74205787
koivu for selke
>>74205786
Do the Pongs only have the edge of Craps because its the 2nd round?
barkov for selke AND masterton
>>74205801
It shouldn't. Maybe to Mcdavid but crosby has not been the most impressive player this year. It is clearly Burns.
>>74205808
Hart goes to most valuable player. Crosby is not the most valuable to his team when he's got 2 other players in top 10 in scoring.
Matthews for Vezina
teppo winnipeg for fart ross
>>74205814
>Burns
>>r/hockey
>>74205814
Sure, Burns has had a pretty meme season, offensively. But the last time a defenseman got it was in 1974, so he doesn't have history on his side
>>74205801
>shitpost
it's the harsh reality. even greztky wouldn't even make it to the league in 2017.
yes he had amazing vision and ""hockey IQ"" which are still just as important qualities as they were but that doesn't help you when a modern 15 year old can outskate you. juniors and lower leagues are full of people with great "hockey sense" that just bring up their physical side to play with the pros. I'm not saying "potential gretzkys" are dime a dozen but that being amazing at one thing is not enough any more.
Excuse me but this is the best team ever assembled
http://www.hockey-reference.com/teams/MTL/1977.html
>>74205834
>gue lafleur and a bunch of literal whos
>>74205814
I bet you also believe Erik Karlsson deserved the Hart the last few seasons
>>74205846
Ted Lindsay maybe but not the hart
>offensive """defense"man"""""
>>74205851
>Literally describes all Finnish defenceman
>>74205851
>finnish """goalie""
>>74205865
at least turn your trip off when you comment on goalies
>>74205860
this is true unfortunately
>>74205830
I have not claimed that players were as good before as they are now.
There are two ways of looking at that question. You either try to only look at the objective facts, like you're trying to do. And then the best team ever will always be a fairly recent one.
Or you take history into account, looking at how the game was played at the time, what circumstances the players and teams had to deal with at that time etc, what was possible and what wasn't. That way of defining the questions yields a more interesting discussion.
>>74205873
Fair point but I'd say you have to add "of their time" or something to the end of if you want that discussion.
Like Gretzky who was no doubt the most dominant player, of his time.
>>74205884
That wasn't the claim though, so no.
More in the lines of: Given all the circumstances, X team during Y season was the best team ever assembled. This does mean a lot of speculation. On the other hand, so does your way of looking on the question too
>>74205905
You said "best team ever". You didn't say "best team of its time" or "the most dominant team ever" or anything along those lines. Best team ever is the team that would beat every other team of the past, so likely some Canada olympic squad of the recent years.
tank the negros of NHL
my rank:
1.Simmonds
2.Kane
3.Subban
4.Buffy
5.Oduya
>>74205922
Please keep your racism out of /hoc/
Last warning Monsieur
>>74205932
it's not like he attached a price tag to each negro like you do over in the americas
>>74205940
THATS IT FINLAND! YOURE DONE!
>>74205916
There are two ways of defining the question. You either take historical circumstances into account, or you don't. If you do take them into account, you can claim a historical team to be the best ever.
>>74205965
Why is Edmonton a hotbed for crime?
>>74205970
Too far south
>>74205965
>detroit
>only three
Why are wongs such racist organization. They're based in a literal ghetto and yet have had only 3 black players.
>>74205812
Yep. Ovi can't 3rd Round.
>>74205804
Blouses win all. Do you not Prince, muthafucka?
>>74206008
That's a secret that Mr. Ilitch took to his grave
>>74205940
>>74205949
we need to build a wall between canada and finland
>>74206123
Were gonna build a wall and were gonna make Finland pay for it
>>74205922
Subban
Simmons
Byfuglien
Jones
Kane
>>74206123
>>74202478
holtby might actually be legit
more news at 11
Does the average Finn watch the NHL?
>>74205333
>RW, LD, LD, lD
Good lord even hf is better for actual hockey discussion
>>74206281
highlights yes. live games no.
finn goals/good performances of the last night are always "front page news" with video attached
>>74206281
Average finn isn't a NEET who has time to watch games in the middle of night. At best people watch day games which start at 20pm or late games that start at 5am.
Trade incoming lads. You heard it here first.
Avs and Bruins incoming.
>>74206308
I'm not a NEET but I have no problem watching a game a day using vods from last night. Really doesn't make a difference if you watch a game 4 hours late if you don't know the score.
But the average finn doesn't do this.
Morning
>>74206452
god morgen
>>74206452
taisi mennä aika myöhäseks :DD
I just realized it's xcel energy - center
not xcel - energy center
>>74206308
Which teams are popular in Finnland? Do they look for major Finnish players or is there a lot of following the leader?
>>74206520
wherever finns play. wild, carolina, florida are maybe currently the biggest ones. some teams that never go out of fashion are detroit and chicago.
>>74206535
is finland the biggest bandwagoning nation?
>>74206542
bandwagoning means cheering for the winner. finns cheer for the team with finns whether they're winning or losing.
>>74206452
:DDD to much lego play huh :DDD
u drink lego wine? :DD
grabula :DD
>>74202666
Jackets
>>74206544
>finnwagons
>>74206544
>Detroit and Chicago
>not bandwagoning
U wot m8
>>74206561
>what is original six
>>74203031
>jackets losing to the ruins in the second round
KEK
>>74206561
>Detroit and Chicago
Who even cares about these teams in finland anyway.
>>74203031
>calgary
>rags
>oilers
>habs and sens making the playoffs
your simulation is shit
>people unironically thought that cam Atkinson would be a bust
check these dubs that indicate the forecoming minnesota wild stanley cup victory
why is coreau so shit?
>>74206579
>27 year old manlet having a career year
Jiri Hudler tier.
>>74206561
literally the only times finns cheered for blackcucks were when they gave timonen the chance and when niemi carried them to stan lee
>>74206587
But he had 27 goals last year And that was a career year
Really makes me this
>>74206585
these digits predict mikko koivu's selke and future hall of fame inauguration
>>74206596
so they bandwagoned chiraq the moment they started winning
>>74206478
Danish in a /hoc/ thread? this brings a smile to my face
>>74206497
What :D
>>74206551
Yes
>it's the newline after every sentence jacket casual episode
>>74206603
yes it is a funny coincidence they started winning when notable finns were in the team
>>74206608
>he doesn't know English
>>74206600
Checked.
>>74206622
Checked
>>74206621
Why would you
Think that I don't know English?
Please stop projecting on a Malaysian
Finger painting and
Puppet weaving blog.
>>74206626
Found the fag lord
>>74206626
>capital letters
>>>/reddit/
How many wins will the Vegas Golden Showers get in their first season? Dubs decide
>>74206644
Confirmed
>>74206644
God damn, tolvanen 50 goal season confirmed
>>74206644
>tfw VGK dynasty is gonna save this league
>>74206644
>>74206628
>>74206634
Found the retards
>>74206622
was there ever any doubt?
>>74206667
>off by one
You're an embarrassment to us all.
>>74206691
and I didn't even go to the army
>>74206605
all friends of hockey are welcomed and appreciated in this thread
even this guy
>>74206637
Only 2 games tonight :(
fuck armenia tbqh
>>74206702
how do we convince the turks to finish the job?
>>74205679
Its true, look out for Nylander - Kapanen next season.
>>74206696
next youll say you are from helsinki too and a university student
fucking millenial
>>74206712
With a threat that the kurds will get their own nation if they don't. And a part of the kurds new nation will of course be taken from Turkey
>>74206697
Thanks Mr Leaf!
>>74206713
They're actually a homosexual couple instead of two buddies just living together, right?
>>74206715
jealous?
>>74206747
>mathematics and statistics faculty
So literally autistic. Never met anyone from that faculty who wasn't at least asperger.
>>74206747
According to danish media and some politicians, Finland has the best educational system in world
The school I work at keeps saying that they'd love the Finnish primary school system for Danish schools
>>74206755
you are not wrong about the people. I don't spend much time there outside mandatory exams.
>>74206758
sure for elementary and middle school it's pretty ELITE
>>74206713
Pretty strange they haven't called him up already.
Plenty of dead weight in that Toronto team, might as well see how he does.
I think Kapanen would work great next to Matthews instead of Hyman, who handles the puck like a live grenade.
>>74206747
next youll say you wear skinny jeans and large rim eyeglasses
fucking MILLENIALS REEEEEEE
There are rumours that Duchene and/or Landeskog could be traded to Carolina for Faulk and something else.
Juicy
>>74206763
nah I wear jeans and a hoodie everywhere and deadlift 180kg for reps
i got next thread bbys
>>74206765
Why would they want another RHD? They're currently paying Barrie and Johnson which will make up their top 4.
>>74206747
>Math n' statistics
>u jelly
Anon...
>>74206778
don't fall for the STEM meme is all I have to say
>>74206768
Oh you are one of those powerlifting autists.
Wash your hoodie every once in a while, because I bet your workout hoodie smells like shit.
fucking POWERLIFTERS REEEE
>>74206765
Doesn't make much sense desu senpai.
They need D not O.
>>74206784
>having one of the best education systems in the world
>still recommend blue collar trades
being an intellectual is suffering
>>74206761
Ya but Hyman leads the league in good pro/60 so Babcock will never take him off Mathew's wing.
Memes aside the plan is for Nylander to be a centre in the long run, so once bozak is dealt in the offseason and Komarov walks there will be a Willy-Kasperi line. I suppose he's only stuck in the AHL right now because the Leafs aren't trying to deal anyone until the summer. Also from what I saw when Kapanen was up last season after the deadline I don't think he will work well with Nylander, they both play a very similar game. There would need to be a grinder on that line to go get pucks in the corner.
>>74206773
>>74206791
They could be getting Barrie/Johnson as well.
>>74206784
this
>>74206795
There is objectively only 1 degree worth getting at a university, which is an M.D.
>>74206788
nah I'm no powerlifter. at my weight 180 would be shit for a powerlifter. I just like big compound exercises as part of my workout
>I bet your workout hoodie smells like shit.
I just washed it yesterday :D it did smell like shit on saturday though so I put it out in the cold for the night and it was ok sunday
>>74206795
there's a middle ground. I'll probably reapply to college after I graduate because I don't want to do this shit for a living and I can guarantee you it won't be STEM I study next.
have some fresh oc
>>74206761
>Pretty strange they haven't called him up already.
He's been injured for a while now.
I think he'll be playing on Nylander's wing next year though.
STEM is the best because it is very wide subject.
You can do literally anything after you graduate.
>>74206816
this is part of the meme you shouldn't fall for
>>74206801
>I suppose he's only stuck in the AHL right now because the Leafs aren't trying to deal anyone
>not knowing he's injured
lmao get a load of this casual faglord
>>74206816
ive been working in the stem field for years without a degree
>>74206816
too many people creates a industry where the average salary decreases and people are expected to know more
>>74206825
like I said, too many people in one field.
>>74206816
tell that to the unemployed biology majors I buy coffee from every morning.
>>74206830
being able to get a job in the field without a degree means the exact opposite. it means there aren't enough technically qualified people they gotta bring the bar down
>>74206835
my bad, misread
>>74206830
He said literally the opposite of your point.
>>74206832
the S and M in STEM are memes.
>>74206837
if you're study engineering you better fucking love calculating weight distributions because that's all you're going to do for the rest of your life unless you're willing to take a job you could've gotten out of high school
>>74206844
Ive been working a temp job in research and development for a year now in Metallurgy.
It's comfy work.
why is hockey twitter full of so many faggots?theyre more autistic than the people who post here
>>74206844
this. I've been in an engineering company for 7 months and I must've aged 10 years in the process
>>74206844
how do humanities majors do in finland?
In NA they're usually pretty fucked
>>74206856
Because
>lol I'm so quirky for liking a niche sport xD
>>74206821
So if he wasn't injured he would be on the leafs roster? Is that what youre saying?
the Predators and Sweden are BFFs
>>74206865
usually fine. those are really the "you can do anything (outside science)" majors. we have vocational schools as an alternative to high school so a lot of people who just want a degree and a job get weeded out already at age 15 so we don't have the problem of literally fucking everyone having a humanities major.
that and pretty strict class sizes since universities aren't private and they don't just open up a new one because there's people who want in.
>>74206806
>which is an M.D.
Which is an absolute horror as a job, imagine having all those shitty SJW's and tumblrinas as patients and not able to punch them in the face when they start wailing about their shitty lives.
>>74206879
you're a filthy fucking casual kys
>>74206919
>casual
kys
>>74206919
I'm not even the same guy but youre acting like him being injured changes the fact he's not on the leafs. There's no room for him stop being a faggot and thinking otherwise.
Pk subban was actually about to get in a fight last night guys, but Vernon Fiddler came out of nowhere and fought the dude instead
>mfw I'll never see subban get his ass kicked
>>74206927
>types essay on prospect
>doesn't know that prospect is currently not playing the sport of hockey
you are one filthy fucking casual
yuroshits GET OUT
>the small nation of dopeway in charge of not getting rekt by some random finn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdhMHRQdh0Y
>>74206837
>the S and M in STEM are memes
objectively false
t. math major with a cushy job after graduation
>>74206959
Love us please
>>74206959
do they even play hockey in estados unidos da américa?
>>74206959
Fuck you sunbelter, I bet youve never even seen ice.
You better watch yourself pedosota
>>74207001
so you must've done applied math not the useless theoretical shit
>>74207049
that's the shittiest oc I've seen in a while
>>74207063
Get off /sp/ trudeau
>>74207049
>>74207065
It's not so much the fact that it's hitler, that's not really offensive anymore
It's just a bad meme
>>74207063
>mad
>at OC
Mate, be nice or no one will make anything original ever.
>>74207055
you caught me.
im planning to go get my doctorate in pure math after a few years, though
danmark can stay, suomi and norge GET OUT
>>74207089
>>74207065
I think you and your forced oc need to get off /sp/ first lmao
>>74207089
Don't you talk like that to mine and Denmark's children!
>>74207088
my buddy did actuarial science and is raking in the shekels
the tradeoff was that he had to spend 4 years at a university full of chinks
Burrows is a fucking retard
>>74207076
not seeing that Arvidsson is hitler reincarnate
both 5'9, both born in april, hitler likes blonde hair blue eyes, arvy has blonde hair blue eyes
I bet you triggered by zyklon Lee also
>>74207103
job prospects in that field are abysmal
>>74207105
Oh, I didn't know that
Hah, well, I'll take back what I said
>>74207103
actuarial science is so fucking boring. i had to take a one term class on it and i was bored to absolute tears
Hey Finlan, just wondering if any of you friends are planning to come the minisoda for the eventual game 7 loss riot. A few buddies have a place just off W 7th st which is about 2 miles from the arena. There are a few bars around so I imagine the riot could reach there, otherwise we can take a bus to the epicenter.
Let me know, I will try to find decent rye crackers in the meantime.
>>74207121
well he's currently making a 6 figure salary 1 year out of university while i'm making a relatively paltry amount, the only positive to my experience was I got to lose my virginity to a white girl rather than a gook who can't speak english
>>74207157
nice try.
>>74207163
Was my plan to harvest your organs THAT transparent?
Patrick O'Sullivan is such an insufferable cunt
7 POSTS EARLY
7 POSTS EARLY
>>74207238
>>74207238
>>74207238
>>74207238
>>74207221
>bootyblasted over POS
Coilers fan or analytics faglord?
>>74207252
No he's just a cunt. I have nothing wrong with his hockey opinions he's just a fucking faggot. He's so smug and feels like hes above everyone.
>>74207264
I don't have too much of a problem with him, but I find it odd someone with such a boring, shitty voice is on sports radio.
I think it's hilarious how butthurt he is about all the stats nerds though he literally never stops talking about them even though they're nobodies.
>>74207297
He shits on gardiner all the time which I find hilarious
>>74207357
also shits on nylander a lot
500
>>74203287
0.
Only one of them doesn't look like a total complete bust and that's Zachary Senyshyn.
Our best player from that draft was Carlo desu.
Trade Zboril and DeBust when???
>>74207443
even senyshyn's ceiling is only a player like Michael grabner, the real grabner not the meme grabner from this season
t. ohl hockey fan
>>74207509
Yeah but you never know. The worst pick was the 29th overall pick we made last draft