Detroit Red Wings @ Minnesota Wild gamethread

>nbc
JUST
U
S
T

>NBC

No thanks

File: averagemichiganfemale.webm (2MB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x640px

>sweden vs finland showdown
excited desu. fuck suomi

>nbc

File: 1461594050134.png (18KB, 498x499px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 498x499px

>>74198783
>>74198777
>>74198810

>>74198817
>actually liking nbc
kys

>>74198817
NBC is Reddit

>>74198796
>sweden is the nigger capital
>finland the glorious state of hokei

Sounds about right.

>>74198822
>no olympic golds
You have no right to talk, my son

>>74198822
>>74198831

>irrelevant countries

Detroit will win another cup before the mild do. Yzerman will take over the wongs within the next two years, elite talent will flock to detoilet once again

>poo wangs

>finnish goaltending

>>74198822
i'm always surprised when i see michigan's demographics, for some reason it's hard for me to grasp having that amount of black people around

>>74198852
Detroit, Southfield and flint does not equal Michigan.

Hello everyone. Can we have a thread without /pol/ posting or discussion about basketball americans?
Yes Detroit has a lot of darkies and yes the Twin Cities have a lot of salamis. No need to discuss it here

On a side note how many swedes and finns does detroit have?

1 and 3 for the mild.

What's taking this shit so long to start?

>>74198897
>nbc

>>74198871
i was in albion at a frat party and saw more niggers than i'd ever seen in my life

>>74198879
A very good post

3 swedes and 0 finns in today's line-up

These NBC commentators are so anemic.

>>74198951
Because it's

>nbc

File: 1437269350270.jpg (71KB, 320x287px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 320x287px

>>74198934
thanks Sweden. I guess it would still be 1 and 3 if you consider Brodin is still out.

>tfw you forget about Christian Folin
Sorry big guy.

>>74198961
Plus their mics are complete shit tier and it sounds broken all the time.

>>74198934
>0 finns
I see Detroit understands the true recipe for success. Good job wongs

>dude horses lol

>>74198962
Do you know for how long he is projected to be out?

>>74198985
H-heh, y-yeah..

tfw spending a comfy Sunday watching hockey with swede anon

>>74198985
>0 finns
>missing out on playoffs

>mad
>at a tv network
feels good not being a redditcuck

>>74198990
brodin? only another week, he's been practicing

I'll pay someone here 25 dollars to assassinate Pierre

>>74198996
>shit tier commentators
>shit tier miccs on commentators and the game sounds way too low

Yes I should just be happy to watch this crap.

File: cat.gif (163KB, 280x350px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 280x350px

>>74198992
>tfw spending a comfy sunday evening watching hockey with you

>>74199015
Yep. Okay cool, thanks

>>74199020
I will throw in a 12 pack to this deal.

>>74198996
What did he mean by this

>>74198996
>being a cuck to nbc

File: Brodin1.jpg (55KB, 594x396px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 594x396px

>>74198990
Initially it was a month. Last I heard he was skating but not using a stick. It was only a broken finger so if it was the playoffs I imagine he would be playing. But i am guessing they are being cautious. I would think he will be back within the next 2 weeks.

NBC is trash and you should feel bad for defending them.

>>74199050
reddit>>74199035
@74199024

>tfw comfy swedish stream with comfy swedish announcers

Wow does anyone on this arena have a pulse?

File: 1429484392897.jpg (72KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 600x800px

>responding to the chiraqi rebbit sperg
Just ignore him

>>74199037
Alright. That sounds pretty good. Thanks for the info!

74199054
What did anon mean by this?

>re:74199081
It means I'm not an underage redditurd who gets mad at a tv network

>>74199062
It's called not being chimp casual scum and not standing up out of your seat the minute you enter the offensive zone

>getting mad
>at reddit
wew, do people do this?

This game is low energy

File: 1430375980961.jpg (68KB, 535x606px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 535x606px

>>74199127
>2pm local time start with 25 minutes of fluff
What a surprise.

>>74199061
Do they actually send announcers here or are they just in a studio somewhere

>he doesn't enjoy comfy quiet afternoon games

File: 1360858223340.jpg (79KB, 640x861px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 640x861px

>>74199124
>tfw came to 4chan 5 years ago because people on reddit kept telling me to "go back to /pol/"
>didn't know what it was, AskJeeves'ed it, led me here, immediately settled into /sp/
>comfy ever since

Based reddit

>>74199127
Everything has been today -_-

even the soccer this morning was awful(lier than usual)

Slow Lazy Sunday, mang

74199099
So no broadcasting network ever deserves criticism when it is justified?

>>74199120
>state of hockey
>shit fans
>no cups
Sad!

>dat granlund pass

Elite desu.

>>74199167

newfag -_-
> =3

>>74199120
Whoa leave the racism at the door

@74199174
There's literally nothing wrong with NBC broadcasts, you autistic reddit sperg.

prove me wrong, you cant

>>74199167
I know a girl who looks like this
Sadly I've never been in that position

File: 1447352256915.jpg (6KB, 240x210px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 240x210px

>>74199178
Can you elaborate on shit fans?

ITT: litteral redditors

You all have to go back

File: pieeeeeeere.jpg (71KB, 289x259px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 289x259px

>>74199214

Pierre, stop posting here and do you your job.

74199214
>calls someone an autist
>spews muh reddit in every post

lol

>>74199162
They're in a studio in Sweden I believe. But they do have 2 announcers + a studio with a host and 2 experts.


Fuck...

W E W GRANNY

I-It's not like we wanted to win anyways, baka!

nbc is superior to all home broadcasts you autistic cucks

File: 1479988015290.png (514KB, 500x477px) Image search: [Google]

514KB, 500x477px

>oh, to NOT be a wongfag now

74199274
wrong

>>74199214
There's literally a fucking Zetterberg shift watch on the fucking NBC stream, that should be enough.

File: spurgeon.jpg (35KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 600x600px

>trying to kill this manlet
Quite rude desu

>swedes chimping out

>finn
>mad at elite sweidhs centermen
why am i not surprised. no you for you you ugly stupid smelly mongol chink eyed slant fuckhead

>swedes thugging it

>>74199291
This

File: Babsmad.jpg (7KB, 122x203px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 122x203px

WTF NYSHIT!? YOU ABSOLUTE DUMBASS

Lmao, gonna fuck some people up now

>>74199291
>has this
>doesn't have a shot counter

@74199231
Exhibit A: (You)

>team imploding

Can we fire Blashill yet?

File: 1434657292735.jpg (291KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

291KB, 1280x960px

>>74199303
>Koivu is having a better season than Zetterburg
wew no wonder the deadwings are chimping out. I hope nyquist dies in a car crash today.

>>74199291
Yeah what's the deal with that, has he been injured or something

File: Detoilet.jpg (49KB, 515x678px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 515x678px

Lol, how is he not getting thrown out?

NHL reffing at its finest

>>74199291
They would do that with Finns but they're all too ugly

fuck minnesota literally the worst state in the country

full of cuck finns and redditors

>>74199333
That's not going to magically fix how shitty the team is right now.

These NBC announcers gagging on NHL cock is ruining my day worse than the shitty play of the Wings.

>>74199353
>>74199355
so are their NHL store and stuff over there?

>suicide watch beginning now

>>74199343
>Zetterberg has more points than Koivu, while being on a much shittier team

File: 1476676399541.jpg (31KB, 480x473px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 480x473px

>>74199343

Wow bro, you're so edgy, I bet you're a fun guy

DA SWISS HURRICANE

Literally best professional team in hockey

File: Hockey Town.png (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1080px

>this is a playoff game
wew, such great fans

SCAARR

>>74199355
sorry ;_;

you can still answer if you like

>>74199384
What?

>>74199379

I rather start the selling/rebuild than sit on our assess

>dat pass

Elite.

>>74199404
surely you jest

>>74199410
NHL stores and merch and stuff
like, where do you go to get it?

>>74199430
The interwebs?

>>74199417
If they're going to tank and pick low it's not worth it to rush into that.

>>74199388
Kys nigger

>>74199440

great answer
+1 internets

What's wrong with NBC?

>Detroilet

>>74199468
No Mickey Redmond

File: Cpi0z_JVYAA4xhO.jpg large.jpg (85KB, 750x847px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 750x847px

>>74199388
Sorry that was quite rude. Still he made a dumb move in the first fucking period. He should ride the bench the rest of the game on timeout.

>>74199430
Never bought any merch. But NHL have an international shop

http://shop.international.nhl.com/stores/nhl/sv

>>74199404
How bad does a bandwagon have to be when not even the playoffs get attendance for a once great lineup?

Why does NBC have a counter for Zetterberg's TOI like he has any impact on the game at all?

>>74199468
literally everything.
i'm pissed that they have broadcast rights past the first round because they're unbearable

>>74199468
In most sports national broadcasts are fairly unbiased. NBC on NHL is not even close. As a Red Wings fan I would rather be watching a Fox Sports Minnesota broadcast than this.

>>74199505
He's their leading scorer you dumb piece of shit

>>74199533
>The top piece of trash in a dumpster fire

>>74199487
How to get a culligen water gf?

Damn that slow motion was bad. Yikes

how many games does goose get?

File: splurgeon.jpg (67KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 640x360px

>>74199524
>I would rather listen to Greenlay than the shit NBC spouts
Tough decision but I would take NBC if I am to be honest

Also that replay of nynigger
Why are swedes so dirty?

>>74199630
the banta makes up for greenlays nonsensical bullshit

>>74199630
I'd take just about anything over NBC. There are a few that go lower for me. Root Sports Pittsburgh makes me want to murder someone.

Seriously did Zetterberg do something recently? Why is NBC dickriding him so hard.

File: CQgNVWHUcAAAzz8.jpg large.jpg (159KB, 594x742px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 594x742px

>>74199560
If I was dating Laura Schara I doubt I would be posting here, sorry anon.

>>74199505
It's part of their "Star Sunday" meme. Zetterbeard and Dubnyk are their picks for this game, but there's no point in having a tracker for a goalie's ice time.

File: Skärmklipp.jpg (60KB, 867x466px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 867x466px

>>74199620
I just asked NHL Player Safety, he'll get 7 games according to them

>>74199674
It is "star sunday". They pick a player on each team to follow. It is about as legitimate as rivalry wednesday.

>>74199694
>>74199713
So when a team doesn't have a star player they just pick the captain as a replacement?

I really miss the comfy bants of local commentators senpaitachi.

>>74199733
That seems to be the case, yes. I remember them tracking Larkin in a previous Wings game, but he's been doing fuckall lately.

>>74199752
NBC is doodooo ;_;

File: IMG_5520.jpg (161KB, 1024x938px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 1024x938px

>>74199679
I JUST WANT HER DAMMIT

>tfw Jamie Hersch once favorited a tweet of mine

File: 1307062472029.jpg (76KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 600x450px

>missing playoffs for 1st time since 'nam
>fuck it lets try to carve this guy's eyeball out

Stay classy Detoilet.

>>74199733
Pretty much

>>74199777
Quiet down beaner

>>74199487
>this is a 10 in pedesota

>>74199777
Nothing you have ever said has even been funny, nobody likes you.

>>74199797
t. Eric the lowtest IT guy

>>74199771
>not liking based Kenny
Know how I know you're underage?

If a Pittsburgh or Chicago player did that would NBC whine about it for a half an hour? Let's be realistic here.

>>74199797
nah she's like a 6.5 maybe, we just have this guy that's obsessed with her for some reason

File: schara3.jpg (32KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 400x400px

>>74199776
A tale your grandchildren will surely hear. Audrey isn't bad but Jamie was better.

>we will never get bored in a duck blind with Laura and start fooling around
Feels bad

File: Capture.png (151KB, 1838x932px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 1838x932px

Wongs still lead in the series though.

>>74199804
I like him

>>74199813
She's top wife material

>>74199808
Her face is trash

>>74199828
she might be but she's still like a 6, which ironically is usually where wife material falls

>>74198840
i think he likes it in tampa too much to come back. they think he is a goat there

>>74199828
>I like him

How? He is absolute shit. Literally Kippers-tier attention whoring and edginess.

File: 1319001070572.jpg (67KB, 249x209px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 249x209px

>>74199804
>he thinks i was making a joke

File: 1435566920988.jpg (45KB, 800x758px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 800x758px

>mr. I croaks
>wings and tigers finally allowed to rebuild

>>74199845
She's objectively a 7+ and her fun characteristics and hobbies increase her to dreamboat

>>74199869
>make one post about a horrible classless play by detroit
>attention whoring and edginess

stop crying fucking softy smurf before you get your lunch money taken

All that cheering

File: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.jpg (79KB, 600x994px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 600x994px

WE GAME NOW

>>74199869
Kippers is actually nice sometimes though. This guy has no redeeming qualities.

File: Kessel.jpg (40KB, 730x487px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 730x487px

>get called up from the AHL
>fuck up coverage and let in a goal
Pretty poor showing Gustav

File: 10_9012390823423.jpg (24KB, 413x395px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 413x395px

>>74199907
>y-yeah we just got a suck for a 2 or 3 years and we'll be right back!

Kek
I don't think people really comprehend how long/what happens/how shit can go wrong in a rebuild
t. Twinscuck looking at year 8?9?

Legitimately grimace at the whole "rebuild" meme

>>74199876
>>74199926
Case and point.

>imagine being so pathetic that you need a name on an anonymous board to make abhorrent comments

>>74199967
>been rebuilding since the break ;_;

>>74199967
>t-wolves will be good in 2-3 years
wonder how long that's gonna be said

whoa this period has been fucking sick bro

>>74199948
Mantha Mania incoming

>>74199967
so what do you suggest. continue hiring aging players? no "rebuild" just means "Illitch stop spending the third most in baseball on a non playoffs-team"

>>74200004
God that one too

>>74200022
if i cared for nba i'd probably never watch the wolves desu

>>74200018
https://youtu.be/UvFjDKhyz5Y

This basically.

Rebuild is a fucking meme.

Literally trusting your billion dollar franchise tied to the backs of high school aged kids who are neither drafted yet, likely they aren't even incredibly known yet.

File: 1469907702752.jpg (23KB, 432x366px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 432x366px

>mfw when I got to see '87 and '91 Eries

I feel fortunate now

>>74199990
Case in point

>>74198762

How do you get into NIL?

>>74200069
Practice

File: 45624568.gif (3MB, 302x244px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 302x244px

>Xcel center playing "dont stop believing"
cheeky

File: 1392217063901.jpg (44KB, 446x400px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 446x400px

>>74199990
>claims someone is an attention whore
>does nothing but show them attention
>has no argument so just call him a pathetic namefag that'll show him

stay obsessed softysmurfbro

>>74200069
>NIL

Just check minnesota's trophy case

File: 1444978953460.png (35KB, 316x358px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 316x358px

>Vikings are just a QB away from the playoffs
O-line proved to be absolute shit and the D wasnt as good as everyone thought
>T-wolves will get better
Team cannot hold a lead if their life depended on it
>Twins have the two best prospects
Buxton bustes and Sano cannot play in the field for shit
>Lynx choked away the last title

At least there are plenty of chances to get outdoors here

>>74200078
Even better, there were plenty of people in attendance to shout out South Detroit

>>74200095
>Loons are a new expansion and will be utter dogshit for at least 5-8 years

>>74200101
why would red wing fans travel to minnesota instead of just watching a home game?

scarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

JUST

>>74200109

Their location is also shit. The only bars around are terrible.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>74200113
People from Michigan are everywhere. We don't just travel we move.

File: 1485685372922.gif (499KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

499KB, 500x375px

CUT MY LIFE INTO PEACHES

It's over, Detoilet is finished.

I'm going to go finish lame ass "discussion posts" for a fucking calculus class

Best team in hockey

dat crossbar

File: 1305776913494.jpg (51KB, 700x503px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 700x503px

kebabkioskille

ya can't dab the dub

File: black enough.jpg (68KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 640x640px

nice

Wild: beautiful play, great passes, perfectly placed shots goals
Red Wings: crusty grinder garbage goals

File: heff to be mad1.jpg (137KB, 1440x1080px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 1440x1080px

wew pretty nice goal

>>74200166
Don't forget zero cups

>sabotage

good shit minnesota

How long have people been waving Kuemper around as trade bait? It has to be like 4 years kek

>>74200173
Just remembered he played for >us
Lmao

>>74200180
>Memestie Boys
Shiggy

trump says that nhl 100 exclusive content is fake sports

Spurgeon more like sploogeon

>>74200208
Based Trump.
Literally the first time feeling proud to be am American since I was in middle school

>>74200234
>to be am American
Sounds like middle school was as far as you made it
Typical Drumpf voter

File: Untitled5.png (528KB, 589x585px) Image search: [Google]

528KB, 589x585px

>>74200232
you chattin shit?

>>74200249
I remember my early (You) seeking days.
Gives you a sense like you just got a like on Facebook.

>>74200203
it was more a comment on the song choice since they played don't stop believing after detroit scored the 1st time

still though nothing wrong with beastie boys in small doses

>that Expedia commercial

Why would I book a hotel to go give bottled water to African civil war countries?

KULLI
U
L
L
I

>>74200166
>hockey
>"but how pretty are the goals?"
If the puck goes in, the puck goes in, fuck you.

Zetterberg has 10 points in the last 9 games. At least I can be happy about that.

>>74200327
I guess that's what you have to hang your hat on when you're the state of hockey and have zero cups

File: image1.png (2MB, 1882x997px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1882x997px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j0v3vsfgvg

>inb4 Stewart destroys Nyquist's future/face

>>74200354
That's a pretty girl

>>74200354
I'm pretty sure Nyquist won't accept that challenge and will turtle if Stuart tries to.

>>74200354
have any of these guys from the hockey hair vids cracked the nhl?

Will wongs lose in regulation or OT?

>>74200405
Regulation and there's going to be a couple of fights in next period.

File: Reilly LOL.jpg (16KB, 540x302px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 540x302px

>>74200385
Not sure. Plenty of players from the tournament have made it to the NHL but im not about to research what players were in the all-state hockey hair videos.
Only about a month left.

>>74200427
If there's only one fight I'll be upset with you and shitpost about Finns every day for a week.

>>74200405
Detroit have won 2 out of the last 20 games where they have been behind going into the third. And Wild have won 23 out of 28 games (or something like that) where they have been in the lead going into the third


.... about that..

>lol

FUCKING STOP

Imagine if Athanasiou, Mantha, and Larkin were on a team that wasn't full of shit players.

File: can't cuck the datsyuk.jpg (28KB, 600x401px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 600x401px

lel, top meme

I was ready to put this one in the at least it's not a shutout category. There's still hope though. That will make the disappointment in the end all that much more painful.

File: Dumas.jpg (103KB, 293x506px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 293x506px

Wew lad

Why do refs call offsides when it isn't clear and coaches can challenge?

Meme game

>whoops lol

top memes

Wings will score again now shortly.

Every time I watch Coreau is doing poorly. What gives? Is it his fault or the teams?

>>74200616
This hasn't been a good game for him. With that said, the defense hasn't been much better themselves

>>74200645
Ok, I haven't watched much this season lately. But since they started coreau I've noticed him not doing well in the games I've caught. So it's just our shit defense too then

>>74200645
>>74200616
Some of the goals Coreau should have had. Especially that last one.

We have been doing some good things though. I would say this game might be more the Wild being a good team.

File: tmp_31245-20170212_172839-3984x2241407569877.jpg (2MB, 3984x2241px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3984x2241px

Dammit get this weather advisory shit off my screen. I have lived here long enough to know how to deal with this shit.

Normally I'd complain about the call but if the Mild score then I can turn off the game.

>>74200659
He did great against the rangers. No goal support, lost 1-0 in OT.

If the Finns don't fight then Swede players are officially better. Just throwing that out there.

So do you guys want Hischier or Patrick?

>>74200703
I want off the detroits professional sports team ride.

File: Colorado_Avalanche_logo.svg.png (181KB, 1249x1024px) Image search: [Google]

181KB, 1249x1024px

>>74200703
Patricks is >ours, hands off

>>74200659
>>74200668
Yeah, Coreau have been doing quite alright overall. And he has even lookied pretty solid during parts of this game. But has also done some questionalbe things. He should stay in the net more than he has been doing this game, that's where he is at his best.

And yes, the Wild are a good team. This result can't be a surprise to anyone. I also agree that Detroit have done some things good in the last game, not enough though

If Wild doesnt try to start a fight they're bitches

GG Wild

>>74200785
Why would you start fight when you've already gotten them beat this bad?

gg i guess lol

>>74200821
Because one of your teammates got fucked up for no reason. Guess you can't expect much from Finland though