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Can Chelsea go a ridiculous 12 (TWELVE) points clear at the top? Or will they fall victim to the fifth best home record in the league?
1:30pm UK kick-off. Coverage now on Sky Sports 1.
Gravelthroat XI: Heaton; Ward, Mee, Keane, Lowton; Brady, Westwood, Barton, Boyd; Barnes, Gray.
>Subs: Robinson, Flanagan, Arfield, Vokes, Darikwa, Gudmundsson, Tarkowski.
Lelsea: Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Moses, Kante, Matic, Alonso; Pedro, Diego Costa, Hazard.
>Subs: Begovic, Zouma, Ake, Chalobah, Fabregas, Willian, Batshuayi.
>barring Courtois (24), the youngest Chelsea player in that lineup is Kante at 25
I thought they had the best youth in the world though.
dubs and Chelsea lose
>>74192899
hehehe
>>74192899
First for ruthless Alonso
is he /ourguy/? literally unhate-able
we're not gonna win are we lads?
>>74192921
>literally unhate-able
congratulations you have passed trolling 101
>>74192899
sehr schon
>6-0
>>74192920
kek
>>74192925
t. buttblased arsenal fan
>>74192887
>I thought they had the best youth in the world though
Who ever said that?
They have about 40 youth players out on loan but never heard anyone say they were any use.
anyone has a acestream link?
bloodzeed is being a faggot nowadays.
>>74192922
bit worried Tbh
Where are we watching lads?
>>74192954
got up early and am sitting in my desk chair while gf sleeps in hehe :3
>>74192922
Which one voted for Hillary? Trump? Bernie?
>MATCH THREAD 1
>implying chelsea has enough fans for a second one to be needed
>>74192965
take your proxy off you faggot ass american
>>74192965
it's the only PL match on at the moment so it could be filled by non chelsea fans
First for Cesc Fibreglass
>>74192965
Neutral Burnley supporter here.
>>74192950
This please
this is a bully-free thread
When people ask me if I like football I tell them yes, I do like football.
But not Burnley.
Burnley can fuck off.
>>74192920
>>74192984
why are american posters always so fucking pathetic?
>>74193001
stop bullying
>>74192954
Where are you?
I rate Michael Keane
>>74192984
Correct, Ralph agrees
i'm really tempted to bet most of my money to a chelsea win desu. is it a bad idea?
rate my gf lads
>>74193011
thx m8
t. mike
>>74193001
they don't understand banter
>>74193015
holy fuck shes ugly
>>74193015
>>74193015
>tfw can't even tell which ones are shoops anymore
i would still fuck Chloe desu lads
>>74192999
>>74193000
wew la
>>74193024
bully FREE-zone
Fuckin hell this was well shit,stupid ass gags and the banter between them was miles off the show too.
Should I even bother to watch the sequel?
I bet 1.5k on a costa goal. Ezpz money
>>74193060
its just more of the same really, bms movie hurt more doe
>>74193060
The sequel is worse than the first mate, don't bother.
>KLOPP ONCE I REACH THE 12 POINTS CLEARANCE YOU ARE ALLOWED TO WIN
>>74192963
Left for Hillary
Right for Sanders
BASED Lampard went for Trump
>>74193068
>>74193069
I don't know how they could fuck up this heavy.
Granted,the third season of the show was a bit worse than the second,which also wasn't as good as the first,but still.
It seems the larger budgets detract from the quality,instead of clever writing they'll just spunk money on some idiotic stunts or whatever.
So many good shows start grounded in reality and believable then end up going fucking mental.
>>74192963
villa - trump
le fashionable reddit man - hillary
BASED lamps - apolitical
>>74193082
The good thing is at least they knew when to stop. Don't tend to get that with a lot of American shows.
>>74193082
The first season was unbelievablely good.
Why is British humour always so much better than American hunour(aside from Seinfeld)?
>>74193085
>only 6 players
>one of them is an abstract concept
>no keeper
would get relegated 2bh
>>74193092
Wait. Hmmm.
>>74193091
>seinfeld
my man, god i've never seen a tv show be so consistently good and funny for so long, i can't recall any episode where i didn't even smile
Friends, Big Bag of Shite Theory and How i Met Your Mother can't hold a candle to it
>>74193082
i think as something goes on writers and other creative talent on the project either get bored/run out of ideas or replaced by people who generally miss the point
>>74193087
very much this
>>74193091
>tfw didn't find seinfeld particularly funny
still enjoyed it because of the characters which were charming
>>74193092
good post
>>74193106
how people get amused by big bang theory or even tolerate going through an entire episode yet alone an entire season is beyond me
>>74193106
Season 4 through 7 was peak imo.
Once Larry David left it started to slide a little.
What are you listening to lads? pic related for me
>>74193119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9TcqhwIPB8
Řś
>>74193119
Partician choice my friend. Currently listening to ITCOTCK
>>74192950
>>74192983
acestream://ff7b98cb60fa045683dc15eae829d6df21423171
>>74193119
>unironically listening to music in youtube
>>74193134
i actually agree, but your statement can piss other people off when you put it like that
I wonder how much refball chavscum will get away with today
>>74193118
you would like curb your enthusiasm then
chelsea threads are surprisingly comfy desu lids
>>74193134
#deep
>burnley genetics
>>74193138
>not listening to this heat on YT and Swans on the desktop player side by side
shiggy
>>74193085
Lampard is 100% Trump
>>74192920
That goal should have been disallowed and him sent off for assault.
>>74193162
you mean english
>>74193158
doubt the majority here are even chelsea fans, its just /epl/ but more off topic which is nice
>>74192899
counter dubs
>>74193158
Chelsea threads when there are other epl matches on are the comfiest
english acestream link anyone?
>>74193178
You can say that about any team to be fair. You just don't get the epic shitposters ruining the thread when there are other games on.
Who Chelse/a/ here
>>74193181
acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7
found an english acestream for anyone wondering
>>74193207
here l/a/d
0-1 bore win?
Will the racists win today?
>walking through an airport tunnel to get to the field
Lol great sport you got here britbongs
>>74193220
they win either way
either chelsea win, or burnley (who are full of whites) win.
Bet a tenner on Burnley and Bournemouth both to win. Have I just pissed money down the drain lads?
>>74193166
>No Yum Yab Killers
>No Volcano
>arcade fire
>>74193230
the team or the place?
>>74193244
the team
>>74193228
not enough fireworks, jets with coloured smoke, soldiers, rhetoric and corporate sponsorships for you?
hope nothing happens in the fist 10 minutes I need to take a poo
>>74193217
Is that a man?
>>74193240
>any sour snacks besides warheads
>>74193232
I knew someone would catch that. I'm still trying to make it in one go. Will add them later
>>74193228
>this post brought to you by Subway. Eat Fresh!
Reminder that Mou built this team and Chelsea owe all their success to him.
*flies away*
>available in Spanish
Lmao fucking yanks
>>74193262
Build != manage successfully
>>74193262
Hazard were such a great buy from Mourinho!
BULLY FREE THREAD
>>74193240
The fuck are flying saucers
Genuinely don't care about the result, Chelsea have already won and Burnley are staying up
should men ever have pony-tails?
>>74193115
Try curb your enthusiasm, same kind of humor
>>74193262
Conte is basically just a media face, in fact Mourinho was never fired and he's still in charge of Chelsea tactics, lineups and transfers. That's why he can't focus on his Manure job and is 6th with them.
>JAMIE CARRAGHER TRYING TO BE A COMMENTATOR
>TOO NERVOUS TO TALK
>>74192899
Just put 10 bucks on Burnley
>Burnley Burnley BURNLEY *loses rhythm* .... Burnley Burnley?
Making a cuppa.
Anyone want owt?
>>74193278
Mourinho was in Real Madrid when Chelsea bought Hazard.
how are the ol' fantasy teams doing lads
Do you think you can beat up Kante? Probably hard to catch him.
>>74193228
I agree, also, where are the commercials? I demand at least 90 minutes of commercials per 15 minutes of gameplay
>>74192899
w e w
e
w
The general standard of football has been shocking
Are footballers usually this bothered by snow/freezing temps? It's like none of them can concentrate
Carra doing a decent job tbf
>>74193287
>mou
>mata
>le albino black man
>sturridge
>torres
>ballsack back then
how many plants does chelsea even have by now? how deep does the rabbit hole go?
>>74193309
>Australian in charge of cold weather questions
trips and Chelsea win da premier owl
PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO
>that pass from costa
>>74193309
most people seem extremely bothered by anything under 10c
great touch and finish
>these suicidal Burnley tactics
WHAT
THE
FUCK
WERE
THEY
THINKING
PEDRO
>>74193275
Which he did do in 14/15
It's over. It's fucking over. The Premier League title has been decided.
>0-1
time to park the bus
and it's over
>game over already
PEDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>game over in 10 minutes
what happened to le raspy voice honest football lad
ITS OVER ARSEFAGS
GO BACK TO BED
>>74193231
:'(
>>74193300
OH BURN-A-LEY
IS WONDERFUL
OH BURN-A-LEY
OH BURN-A-LEY
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP LA
finally this burnley have a good home record meme will end
Discuss
Please consider my stream is 3 minutes behind. Please stop posting spoilers
>>74193314
You probably have Chelseabots inside you right now
pedro means rock
So what are you lads gonna do now?
I'm probably gonna play Gravity Rush 2 or Nioh.
>>74193328
[dyche complaints about being poor intensify]
Guys, you guys, just think of good we will be when the BEAST Cuadrado comes back from his loan!
>let's try a high press versus the best counter attacking team in the league. THAT'S A GOOD TRICK
love Pedro's finishing
>>74193342
it's not like you would spend that money on something useful anyway
>>74193353
watch Dota 2 games because I got hooked recently
>>74193350
>>74193350
Get a proper stream then bellend
Why do opposition keepers never bother to save shots against Chelshit but become world class against us Arsenal?
Oh Mourinho, Mourinho.. why do you have to be so perfectionist? Now you made your life harder.
No way you're gonna catch this other team of yours. Next season, different story though..
>>74193348
Nice ass, would slap after a game and pretend like it's just a celebration / 10
>>74193350
LOL, reload 4chan and read it 3 minutes later
HAHA FUCK YOU BURNLEY
>>74193353
been meaning to get them, still got a bit of a backlog to sift through though
>>74193361
lrl you aren't a real Chelsea fan if you stop watching in the first half
>>74193332
>this is a 10/10 on /brit/
le gravelmouth man will not be happy
>>74193353
How's Nioh? Is it anything like the Dark souls 1? Is there PVP?
>>74193348
dat ass rekt the Coq
>hazard diving
>>74193350
Chelsea choked the league to Everton and Monaco won the CL
>>74193379
irl like "in real life"? What?
>>74193353
How's Nioh? It looks interesting, but fuck buying a console.
>>74193361
Stop while you still can. I've "only" got 1200 hours ingame + who knows how many hours watching e-"""""sports""""", and I regret every minute I could've spent doing something useful
>Burnley
>>74193348
How can one man make so many good signings?
If it wasn't for Jose Mourinho, Chelsea's worst ever manager, we would still have KDB and Lukaku as well.
>>74193370
Wakanai... Wakanai
>>74193370
because chelsea hits corners of the goal and arse hits logos on the chest
>>74193400
weren't chelsea fans calling for this guys head not long ago
>>74193379
Not me senpai, I would never waste my time watching someone playing videogames.
>>74193395
Are you fuck machine jew?
Why are you not posting webms anymore?
>>74193387
Sorry I thought you were the other Italian on spee
>>74193395
>"""useful"""
believe me I'd just waste my time with something else
Chelsea will lose 3-1
>>74193418
>phone posters
>>74193353
keep waiting for 4chan cup to start and then spend 5 hours wondering why I'm watching two robots play a divegrass simulator
>burnley are louder when losing 1-0 than arsenal are when winning 3-0
really makes you think eh
>>74193400
of course you would. they wouldn't play because Costa and Hazard are the key players and play always, but of course that's a situation 20-something quality players like KVB and Lukaku would have accepted
>Go to toilet
>0-1 already
Isn't Burnley supposed tough at home?
>>74193408
Never doubted him desu
Costa needs a goal or two. Getting desperate tbqh
>>74193208
good stream thanks lid
>>74193410
Cause you´re in a fucking wrong board
>>74193426
We're not even playing today
>>74193436
He has been pretty awful lately imho, too soft when coming to get the ball. I expect him to leave next summer.
>>74193418
post more shadow honies
>>74193431
They are the best home side in the history of man
>>74193445
???
He posts them on /sp/ too, Eesti
Take a shot every time Martin Tyler says the word "incidentally"
>only 2 English players in Chelsea right now
>Is winning against a side with more English players
Is this a testament that english players are fucking garbage?
It's more like 3-4-2-1 for Chelsea.
Too easy. Chelsea killing it
>>74193450
it's just the lack of goals. He has always been poor at retaining possession.
>>74193449
I watch it all, m8
Burnley scores next
>>74193456
haven't seen such consistently good performances at home since I stopped visiting ur mum lmao
>>74193353
mgs5
Look at that weather.
>>74193466
I don't know, I don't see his usual leading the team
>>74193458
take a shot every time Pat Murphy ends a sentence with "you know." or "mind you."
If the last two numbers of my post number are identical, Burnley will win the game
>>74193471
These dubs tell me no.
>>74193410
Nah.
>>74193414
Anything would be better than Dota. It's actual cancer.
He literally said "this does not slip" and then he fucking slipped lmao
>>74193498
haha what don't bullshit me that never happened
>>74193429
If Conte was manager back then KDB would still be at Chelsea. He would have been integrated into the first team like Mourinho began to do before freezing him out completely for no reason when it was obvious that he deserved to play after his loan. With Lukaku you might have a point
>Sean, 4-0 the final score, do you think your team approached the game in the right way?
>THEY'VE GOT MORE FUCKING MONEY THAN US
>dat bus parking
>>74193217
her nose really stands out
>>74193498
It will never EVER get old
For all Chelsea fans, I know it hurts seeing your best asset moving to a rival club, but reality is you guys fired him.
One cannot expect loyalty from those one is not loyal to. That's a law of life.
You had the perfect situation to prove you could be loyal and keep the best you ever had and ever will (the best in the business) for the rest of his career, a bad season. God put you through the test, and you chose poorly.
Next couple of decades are going to be painfull.
Next time you'll be wiser. Trust me.
>>74193506
he'll also moan about how one or two decisions that could have changed the game went against them
How is Barton still a professional footballer
>>74193506
MARKET LEADERS
>>74193504
Ask and you shall receive
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fi-SdzOlef4
OH SHI-
GOLAZO
Wew fucking lad
>>74193506
>WHAT ABOUT THOSE DECISIONS IN OCTOBER THAT WENT AGAINST US
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
knew it desu
>>74193092
kek
BRADYBRADYBRADYBRADYBRADYBRADYBRADYBRADYBRADYBRADYBRADYBRADYBRADYBRADYBRADYBRADYBRADYBRADYBRADYBRADYBRADYBRADY
NOOO
TAKE A BOW SON
>>74193471
WIZARD
jump coster
WEW
Fug
Great goal desu
BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT BRADY THE GOAT
Fucking hell what a free kick
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA-
BRADYWINSLOL
it's happening guys
lovely fk tbf
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
C'MON BURNLEY!
HOLD THE PHONE...
BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY
noice fk what a goal
>>74193395
>>74193361
>>74193382
Only esports worth watching are BW and Quake 2bh.
Nioh is also very good but I've decided I'm not gonna play either and instead go for replaying Dead Space on PC. Saw Contact yesterday after being disappointed with Arrival so space stuff it is.
>>74193477
Meh, didn't like the game. Still haven't finished it and I've done pretty much all the previous MGS games on EE difficulty.
That's Messi tier free kick
EXPOSED
>>74193505
thank you, of course I have a point.
I think with Bruyne too. He's (and was) good enough to fight for a position in a title winning side, not good enough to be a key player (and never will).
Mourinho put the cards on the table, Bruyne opted for Wolfsburg. Reasonable choice, probably the best for him, since he has no stomach for what it takes to be a winner. His choice, not Mourinho's. Same as with Mata.
>>74193521
You talking about Petr Cech? Yea, I was sad to see him go. But Courtios is also good
That beautiful free kick
Crud
are all bradys goat
I FUCKING TOLD YOU CUNTS MY STREAM IS 3 MINUTES BEHIND. STOP IT.
>>74193569
Does Gwent count as an esport?
been playing this shit since I got a beta key last week, it's fucking lit
>Chelsea lose
>doesn't matter because closet team lost anyway
It doesn't matter lads, Kek is blessing Chelsea
This is the point when it all comes tumbling down lads. We shall remember this for centuries as the time that Chelsea fucking slipped.
>>74193569
its pretty fucking operator and I was addicted to the base building mechanic already in peace walker (hd version was GOAT), I'm probably gonna 100% this one then get a ps4 to play the exclusives
IRELAND YES!
>>74193576
Mourinho. Cech is in his end days, he's a player, players can't play close to their 40's.
Unlike managers.
https://my.mixtape.moe/ahwoxz.mp4
fugg
>chelshit
>costalot
>abramobitch
>can'te
You've got to love Burnley at Turf Moor.
Of cpurse Chelsea will win this.
wtf i love ireland now
>>74193590
was my favourite part of bitcher 3
>I rate cortwah
>>74193600
great post man
now fuck off
>>74193603
Potatofu
THE GAYS DID THIS
>>74193596
Kek
>Mouyes
BRAVE ENGLISH LADS
based aspie
No easy games in the PL lads, this is the smallest team in the league giving Chelsea a good hiding
Completely forgot that Burnley were in the prem 2 years ago
>hey bro, we're all going to the club later, i'll drive us home. you coming with?
>>74193618
>not using ad blocking
disgusting
>>74193625
they were just as forgettable then
>>74193598
AWWW BRILLIANT
>>74193625
they played to get relegated
Fucking awful pass from Gray
#Scum #Die #MakesMeSick
David Luiz gets nutmegged at least once per game lmoa
why are chelsea so shit
>>74193625
they was also in it back in 2009
>>74193617
sure, I understand the butthurt of seeing him in a rival. But like I said, it's on Chelsea, not on Mourinho.
just tuned in
how did this happen?
>>74193613
;---------------)
>>74193627
>Chelsea will win the league with Moses (Ex-Wigan) and Alonso (Ex-Sunderland) in their defense
>>74193636
By uniform, Chelsea thinks it's playing against Scunthorpe
>>74193630
Its a fucking app, fuck all i can do about them
Looks like Liverpool's title challenge is back on
>>74193646
Jews, my friend. Jews.
>>74193658
>5th
would ozil make chelsea's starting eleven?
>>74193657
just go on flashscore in your browser
>>74193646
>how did this happen?
in an attempt to distance itself from fascism, Europe embraced radical leftism and started promoting social degeneracy in all its forms, in the end falling victim to countless hordes of immigrants
>>74193657
>not using xposed
>>74193624
i was honestly cheering when he scored that goal
fuck Sweden, damn protestant heathens, it was sweet revenge for 2004
don't worry lads, they'll turn it around.
need a bit more creativity in midfield, Fabregas (another of Mourinho's choice) in at minute 60 if result unchanged.
>>74193666
no thank you satan
app is much quicker and there's only that bottom ad that doesnt even appear half the time
>>74193663
absolutely not. if fabregas can't do it, ozil sure has hell can't
>>74193657
>not having a rooted phone
>not having adaway
for shame
>>74193674
>worrying about internet quickness in fucking romania
>snowing at Turf Moor
Looks like the brave English lads will overcome the Spaniards and Brazilians
Hello complacency, my old friend
>>74193674
>>74193680
lads what do people do in romania
>besides slipposting
Is there a better job than international football manager?
>Work about 6 weeks a year
>Fly about watching football all the time
>Have no control over players, can just blame lack of quality or the media if you fail
Absolutely based.
>>74193642
Chelsea played their best fotball under Mourinho. I watched in awe last season as the blue train won two games in a row and then lost to the mighty Sunderland.
I cried when Mourinho got sacked, he needed more time :'(
cunt ref
>>74193688
play vidya and contemplate the meaning of life
I think Conte is too defensive in games like these. He could easily play Fabregas and not worry about him leaving gaps in the midfield. Not playing him against big teams with high pressing football is justified, but we certainly need him now
Conte is going to destroy them in the locker room kek
>>74193680
its not about that
flashscore doesnt have a mobile site and I'm not gonna zoom in and all that when I can just use the app
>>74193697
but i do that here
>>74193348
>le big butt man
Burnley and Sean Dyche can fuck off desu
>>74193592
You misspelled Liverpool
>>74192872
I am watching this game right now.
Burnley is doing pretty well.
Is it snowing or is it raining
I can't tell
barton is literally ourguy
He had to finish that lads
He HAD to
Hazard is so shit.
>>74193688
This image represents 90% of romanian culture
>>74193688
milk cows, steal tourists, ask for coins, shit on the street
the usual
>>74193707
Bunch of cunts, why don't they just lose?
>>74193693
diplomat to a tropical country
>all expenses paid plus massive salary with prices 1/4th of your home country
>all you do is meet some meme chieftain president for golf a couple times a year
>have armed security at work and at home
>at the beach literally all day
LOWTON YOU SHITCUNT
>getting dominated by Coal Miners FC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74193704
makes sense
>>74193705
wacha playing mini china?
chelsea haven't looked as good recently as they did in the first half of the season
>>74193693
>get no money
>players are all shit
>none of them want to play
>the association is a load of crooks
>could get sacked at any minute
Being an international manager for the vast majority of teams would be absolutely shite.
B A R TO N
how can anyone predict these things. burnley looked like a 4th tier team in the first 10 mins
>run two meters on offside
>complain why you don't get the pass
what a stupid cunt
>Chelsea are going to get beaten by the ginger Mourinho
P O T T E R Y
Dubs and Fabregas will enter in 60'.
>>74193742
Burnley are good at home, you should have known they would have at least tried.
>>74193693
petro engineer in production field
>sit around all day watching pendulums and pretending to know what's going on
>>74193748
Dubs and he will enter after the break
diego is garbage
should have sold him to china tbqh
>>74193725
what the fuck is going on
>>74193734
>finished dark souls 2
>Chelsea getting fucked anally
Wat.jpg
EBGC
Imagine unironically starting Barton
>>74193693
that reminds me of the traditional Bulgarian boom-bust cycle in qualifications and the FA president's excuses
>what do you want me to do, get down on the pitch and score for them?
>realistically this is our level
>it's the clubs' fault, they don't develop players
>we're preparing for the next cycle
>let's not overreact
>le score goals and play well when the team is already winning man
costa has been nigh invisible
>Blowey Farton
Get up you gay.
Costa is shit take him off
Sean Dyche should take over at Arsenal, he's been brilliant all season.
>lelsea
>>74193770
more
>le fancy flicks man
>>74193764
that's cool. I disliked the lack of pacing after DeS/DaS1 but otherwise I don't understand the hate desu
>>74193742
It's the best league in the world for a reason lad
>>74193696
He made this team, and tought them how to win, that's a fact. a bad season is a bad season, whatever the reasons are.
His effect will wear off with time, even faster this second stint because he decided to remain in the premier league, meaning there's another Mourinho team in the path of Chelsea.
Now you can't have him. He won't go back, I can assure you of that. Stop trying and deal with it.
>>74193790
>>74193784
>dyche takes over at arsenal
>all foreigners kicked out of the club
>the crowd is so silent you can hear individual screams
nice "atmosphere" you've got there bongs
>>74193770
>>74193787
Arselel fans
remember that scene in the inbetweeners with burnley fans
haha classic
hazard too static
man luiz is fucking ELITE
The way Burnley holds their lines reminds me of simeone's atletico last season
Is Marcos Alonso the best wing back in the world?
>>74193803
Sorry we don't have literal criminals in the crowd stabbing each other like in your league
This game needs Fabregas
>>74193814
Yes
>>74193767
he was quality today blud
Anyone know a good Chelsea chant lads?
>>74193802
all but Ozil since they wouldn't find him
>>74193814
probably not
i do rate him though
>>74193814
not even top 5 in the premier lelgue
>>74193821
And Batshit desu
>>74193795
Chelsea should sack Conte right now and hire Joe Mourinho as only he can giude them to the title, I agree.
>>74193814
alex sandro is
>>74193838
you're getting baited hard pal
>>74193826
We’re racist, we’re racist and that’s the way we like it
>>74193826
I like
bla bla bla bla bla
bla bla bla bla blaaaaa
bla bla bla bla
bla bla bla bla bla
Next England manager?
>>74193821
Fabregas is still Chelsea's best player.
The reason I don't watch MLS is because of how awesome Premier League is.
>>74193789
kinda liked pacing desu, with all dlcs the narrative is excellent. plus the fact it is a substantially bigger game than ds1/ds3
did a single chelsea player get injured this season?
Danny Ings
>>74193838
he won't return. conte will probably be fired when he has to deal with Champions League, and Man United walking the league.
Abramovich will find another one, that's what he does. one, two for season, back to the old days
>>74193848
We don't want to wreck his career like that. The culture and organisation at Burnley are miles better than for England.
>>74193846
>>74193844
I see the ABC's have finally woken up
>>74193854
terry
>>74193848
>hounded out due to part in worldwide watch scam
>>74193853
Ds2 is bigger than ds1 and 3? Shit might need to play it then
>>74193848
Him or Eddie Howe
>>74193826
ONLY TEAM IN LONDON WITH A EUROPEAN CUP
Halftime.
Fucking Brady man...
>>74193853
I meant gameplay wise, enemies just don't give you a break
Whelp at least we will have an interesting race
>>74193854
David Luiz has been injured this entire time and still plays better than your average CB
>>74193862
I literally sang that in Paris you white cunt.
>>74193862
phone call lad switched sides already?
JFs hate this man
R O A C H
O
A
C
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>tfw 2nd bowl is ours
Mou is a winner :-)
>>74193854
Hazard
Terry
Zouma
Luiz
have you prayed to your Clutch God today?
Pretty good. Might stay at 1-1 though.
>"two of English football's biggest names..."
>Rafa Benitez
>Steve Bruce
>>74193892
that's not Ramos
>>74193795
>he unironically believe this
>>74193892
#NotMyGOAT
I'm confused lads, is the romanian slippy g poster the same as the weeaboo chelsea fan?
>>74193865
dude its huge
>>74193872
yeah got seriously frustrating at parts, but overall 8/10. can get as low as 6, and high as 9
>top manager
>>74193902
well they're not wrong
after all, it is the fat spanish waiter v fat uncapped defender
>>74193888
You don't need trophies to be a winner, but he is a winner.
>>74193911
There are at least 5 Romanian slippy g posters.
What's the point of Matic? He doesn't really tackle that often now that Kante's in the team, and his passing isn't really that good
Why not just play Cesc there who can actually contribute to the game?
Gf is coming over later but I'm Horny now lads
To wank or not to wank
>>74193911
Doesn't matter. All Romanians are scum
>lelsea thread
>all these booty blasted JFs angry at Burnley
>haven't followed Burnley to know they're 3rd best at home
>>74193918
I rate it at least a 8/10 for the drakeblood set
>>74193887
>this chick is only hot if you white wash her face in a black and white filter
hmmmmmmmmm
>>74193936
t. muhammed
>>74193888
GROLY GROLY
>>74193930
Conte needs to prove he's different than Mourinho. make at least one change on an important player. it's a thing, he needs to keep feeding the narrative this Chelsea is not actually Mourinho's Chelsea.
>>74193939
Who r u quoting
>>74193939
4th
what do lads got planned for tonight?
>>74193934
>cum once
>cum twice
hard decision desu
Fucking hell
>>74193953
nah she's pretty cute
>>74193957
Like playing Moses? 3 at the back?
>>74193930
Conte is a defensive manager, I can't see him start Fabregas for your average game
>>74193961
it's painfully obvious that's one guy writing all of those
>>74193961
No way this is real
>>74193934
Absolutely wank. That way you won't blow your load immediately.
>>74193972
yes, those kind of cosmetic changes. make the team a little more defensive, not much of a difference in the end
>>74193957
The only Mourinho players he still use are Costa and Matic......
>>74193964
A wank now will effect my performance later, once you've been fucking the same Minge for a year or so it's not as easy to stay excited for it
>>74193972
Although Fabregas is a tougher one. I admire Conte's braveness. He'll revert to him when the team is in trouble. You'll see.
why do burnley have no foreign players
are they fucking racist or what?
>>74193971
different opinions then
>>74193934
don't do it lad
that way if u fuck ur gf over and you have to have a cheeky wank while she's there u can do it in half the time
>>74194007
can't afford them
>>74194002
your woman is not a piece of meat lad.
>>74193997
because Courtous, Hazard, Pedro, pilicueta and cahill were not mourinho's players. sure.
>>74194007
Dyche is a Daily Express subscriber
am I the only one who thinks the chelshit keeper could have saved that free kick?
>>74193934
do it lmao
>>74194019
well technically
>>74194007
they have 3.
>>74194018
that makes no sense, foreigners are cheaper to sign.
>>74194015
yea
I know what you're going for though so here's ancilla
>>74194027
how come average women are always much more attractive than super models and stuff?
>>74194002
you need find new ways be interested.
t. been with a girl for 10 years
>>74194019
ok lad
>>74194023
How are Hazard, Cahill and Azpilicueta Mourinho players?
Hazard was used by every chelsea manager since signed
Azpilicueta the same, also wanted by rafa after he left
Cahill same as Hazard
>>74194038
Because you're fat and ugly and see the average women as more attainable.
>>74194027
The problem for the ChelFUCKINGSHITTYSCUMBAGCUNTSWHODESERVETODIE is there's a left and right footer over the ball.
v. hard to cover both these options 2bh
>>74194038
based gypsie
>>74194038
>how come average women are always much more attractive than super models and stuff?
Because they look human
>>74194027
Costa would've blocked it had he jumped properly imo
>>74194023
Courtios was bought before morinho
Hazard was bought way before mourinho
Asspie was bought way before mourinho
Cahill was bought way before mourinho
Pedro maybe, but played like shit under mourinho
>>74194041
>>74194002
>tfw 25 year dry spell
*makes you a half time snack*
>>74194048
Don't reply to him, he's a Mourinho cultist.
>>74194019
get a load of this tarquin
>>74194037
>foreigners are cheaper to sign
Burnley don't really pay transfer fees. They need players who are cheap enough to negotiate the financial rules in the Championship since the club revenue is so low.
>>74194023
>>74194023
lol
>>74194070
Why does food made by bad hombres look so revolting?
Please stop insulting Chelsea.
>>74194051
nah I'm fit and pretty cute, just don't understand how the twig that dates brady and many others are any way desirable
palvin and that one danish model are quite cute though
>>74194056
tatar*
>>74194059
makes sense
Literally perfect
>>74194087
Chelsea a shit
>>74194076
>Burnley don't really pay transfer fees.
forget how much they paid for brady and Grey then if you want.
>They need players who are cheap enough to negotiate the financial rules in the Championship since the club revenue is so low.
they just add clauses into their contracts. 'if we get relegated you will get a pay cut'
>>74194070
dat fucking juice at the end
>>74194067
jesus christ. what are you, 40?
>>74194073
2,1
>>74194102
I think Burnley payed $16m.
Are Burnley /ourguys/?
>>74194023
t. mourinho
>>74194110
i reckon he's 25 lad
chelsea chelsea CHELSEA CHELSEA chelsea chelsea chelsea chelsea
>>74194070
Uhh...
>>74194073
brunette is a 9/10
blonde solid 7 (5/10)
FUCK OFF GRAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74194115
>town full of inbred northerners
yeah probably
>>74194076
>Burnley don't really pay transfer fees
at least you tried
FUCK SAKE GREY YOU DUMB NIGGER
>the one black player in your side lets you down
this is why they don't sign wogs
>DAVID LUIZ
>>74194048
>>74194061
>>74194077
>>74194081
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73083708/
>Conte is carried by >mouyes' tactics and players
>tactics and strategy don't matter
>Chelsea play the Mourinho way™
>stats don't matter la it's the Mourinho way™
>it's completely different but it's still the Mourinho way™
>mouyes did nothing wrong at Chelsea
>Carneiro is to blame for sixteenth place
>Hazard is a >mouyesbabby
>mouyes sacrificied himself and left as a hero
>totally wasn't sacked
>Manure are where they want to be in the table
>I'm right because I'm Portugese
And personal favorite
>every player gets better when they get older
>Dabid
hahaha all that spaghetti
Matic what the fuck
Luiz senpai
FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT SHOT
>>74194120
DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO
gray what are you doing
>Matic
That's why you play for Burnley
>>74194117
>>74194119
>25 year dry spell
that implies youve dipped your wick at least once lad
>David Luiz
FUCKING GRAY
#SCUM #DIE #MAKESMESICK
Anyone else feel Irish accents are a huge turn on?
gray saw a queer in the crowd
put him off his shot
>>74194067
>tfw 21 yr old virgin in college
>>74194147
technically my penis was inside a vagina once alongside my whole body
If Burnley wins I will shotpost about it for a few days, mark my words.
>>74194153
not really
australian on the other hand
fucking hell andre
>>74194162
there's contact during birth
>>74194153
No, they talk too fast
sean dyche is a viking
So Kante confirmed make Chelsea back 3 looks good
>>74194153
Howye, yer lukin well
>>74194172
based
>>74194157
>21
that's pretty standard for a guy, m8
>>74194183
>>74194183
>>74194183
new thread
>>74194102
They pay less on transfer fees than some Championship clubs. The vast majority of Burnley players were brought in for nominal fees.
>'if we get relegated you will get a pay cut'
Burnley don’t pay the higher wages in the first place. Those types of pay cut deals do not work either to prevent financial difficulty or to make it easier to get promoted again.
>>74194172
>a scouser took his team getting beat by Burnley so personal, he sieved through the twitter accounts of Burnley players to find something to be outraged about and spammed it
>>74194172
>unironically getting banned for this
>you now remember when Huth got banned because he played that "guess a tranny" game on twitter
the FA is quite literally full of SJWs
>>74194182
>>74194061
Cortouis was brought by Mourinho, sidelining longtime goalkeeper Cech
Azpilicueta Hazard and Cahill brought one season before Mourinho picked up the realms and started performing with Mourinho.
Pedro was definitely brought by Mourinho, so shut.
And we were discussing who were the players from Mourinho's team, not specifically who bought them. That's 8 in 11 for you.
He made the team and tought them how to win. You lost, go home.
>>74194153
only spoken by Sersha
>willian
cheeky burnley header off a corner when
are Burnley capable of counter attacking?
chelski