/bundes/liga

gooooooooooooooooooooooood morning

Is his German even passable?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROxzcBs71o8&t=13s

hello?

>>74192259
Where is the other thread? Is it kill?

>>74192309
anglos speaking german sound qt

>>74192317
yeah

>>74192327
y

>>74192260
good morning anon-sama-kun~

>>74192309
>>74192320

best non-german german speaking BVB player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-X7skkjw8U

>>74192311
hey :3

>>74192337
fatties not aloud i guess idk

>>74192350
qt

>>74192353
There is literally a naked dude sitting there and presenting his hard dick as a OP right now. And the average /bundes/ thread is the one which gets deleted.

Mods are confirmed fags.

>>74192372
t. fatty fetishist

>>74192320
>Pulisic
>Anglo

Good evening /bundes/

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What part of Texas did your lads ancestors emigrate to?

>>74192469
gooood evening, gooooood evening, goooooood

>>74192469
good moring, my honorary friend
>>74192483
only have relatives in Pennsylvania but I think I already told you that

im having a bit of fun on another imageboard right now. dont ask where

>>74192497
how old are you?

>>74192465
>pulisic
>not a native english speaker


>>74192513
where is it?

>>74192540
krautchan /b/

>>74192513
Is it kaycee?

>>74192560
kys

>>74192540
only ethnic English people are Anglos
>>74192516
young enough for yet mum lol

>>74192565
*yer 2bqhwy

>>74192561
yes

>>74192565
from the context it was pretty clear that i was talking about native tongue tho

>>74192353
>aloud

>>74192591
yes

>>74192596
tricked.

I just wanted a reply

Hello

>>74192616
hi :3

shut the fuck up

>>74192398
lol, I'm not even OP, you tit.

>>74192681
t. chubby chaser

>>74192687
t. wang banger

Wolfsburg 2-3 hoffenheim
FREIburg 0 - Koln 4

>not watching Pauli vs Dresden

I just woke up, good morning.

>not watching the Konferenz

>>74193041
hey

>>74193037
>watching soccer

>>74193165
yes

I wish for Köln to buy some more Danish players.
I could see myself supporting them when AC leaves BMG and Bremen are relegated.

>>74193367
no

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This is some great banter haha

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Still scoring goals.
I bet the women over there love him!

JC, Denmark, shut the fuck up!

Watching Burnley - Chelsea
AC will look great in that blue shirt next season.

didn't know burnley played in blue

Morgen my white friends

>>74193851
moin

>>74193869
You still happy about yesterday?

>>74193894
yeah

Superligaen returns from hibernation next Sunday.
It even kicks off Forårssæsonen with Klassikeren.

more like pooperligaen

Haha yes!

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>Mario Gomez is still playing a key role for a bundesliga team
No wonder Wolfsburg are such shit

>>74194360
He can't handle the ball in this game.

H O F F E

Wiener derby today!
Canadi bringing out one of his meme starting XIs, probably going to be a shit 1-1

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>>74195013
I basically only care about SV Ried.

Both rapid and Austria are currently hoofing it up and down the pitch. At least one cross per minute.

>Dortmund not playing
>/bundes/ instantly becoming /bunded/

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This was 10 years ago.

>>74192350
what the fuck
did he learn german by reading books or something? does he plug his ears when his teammates are talking or something?
if that was 2013 he'd been there for a few years already, right?

>Hadzikic proving once again that manlets shouldn't play in goal

i've a wiener in my pants

http://freetvstream (dot) in/de/tv/orf1.php

A stream for those, who are interested.

>>74195252
wew

DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI

TORLINIENTECHNIK

>every top team (bar Bayern) lost on this matchday
lül

> Affenheim
> Top team

"No"

>>74195491
Leipzig, Frankfurt, Dortmund and Hoffenheim are top teams?

>>74195506
look at the table

>>74195506
Hertha, too

>Kayode

>>74195506
are u sayin that frankfurt is not a top team?fucker

>>74195500
>>74195506
>butthurt shareholders

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Post videos/webm/pics of cute girls doing cute things pls

So much semen-slurping in Vienna

>>74195659
you start

>>74195389
thanks

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Translate pls

>>74195736
I went to art school. Now art school is not like regular college. Tai chi was a required course, we had a circus class taught by a bearded lady, and clothing was optional everywhere but the cafeteria. Similarly, the students there are of a different grain. They're very deep and introspective, really open to experimentation of any kind, and they have weird haircuts. In my case, the first year there was fraught with exploration. I learned a lot about the inner workings of me. I learned how to become "a clean sheet of paper"; I learned how to breathe through my coccyx; I learned that pretty much anyone would have sex with me. This at first I thought was because I was "so talented" or "so creative." Later, of course, I realized I was just easy. So I capitalized on it.

>>74195736
sauce?

>>74195755
Lel
>>74195757
Petkos twitter. USA played Deutschland uber allies as the national anthem during the fed cup lmao

What's it say?

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>>74195698

>>74195781
We were surprised and shocked when it happened. It was a mistake and the Americans apologised. Now with a bit of distance, it wasn't the end of the world, but the worst thing to have happened to me in the Fed Cup

>The obsolete first verse, including the words "Germany, Germany above all else" was sung by a soloist at the Fed Cup.
>sung biy a soloist
how the fuck can one fuck up this badly?

>>74195836
By googling "german national anthem" and going with the first result.

>>74195836
>"""""""fuck up""""""""

Those American devils with a Psy Op against us

they should've changed the anthem to this anyway:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTV92wqYjfA

>>74195816
good

>>74195836
cheeky Trump

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>>74195816
Thanks babe

>>74195919
fuck off kevin

Very nice Swansea goal

>>74195919
this one is also good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ep7xK2fHms

>after 30 tries, crossing it to the big Georgian finally worked

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>>74196010
BILLIGER KLEINER KACKNAZI FERLASS UNS

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLNNNNNN

>>74196082
buuuuuuuuuully

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBxvdkpV8Z0

Best hymn

>>74196064
>30 tries
sounds like like an exciting match desu

>>74196117
Truly patrician stuff
Brits would love it

>>74196131
yeah, they sure love their rugby

>playing joelinton in midfield, where he has to tackle
>gets sent off

Canadi literally playing 6D chess

>>74196308
just park the bus

>>74195781

Kek, Petko in full trash-talking mode!

>"miimim, worst thing ever happened"

>"Julia Gorgeous started crying but me, Petko, stronk! Tonight I let her eat me out."

Seriously, it's 2017! The ebil Nahzeeeeys meme is stale as fuck.

FREEEEEEEEEEEEECASTLE

>THE CITY OF COLON >THE CITY OF COLON >THE CITY OF COLON >THE CITY OF COLON >THE CITY OF COLON >THE CITY OF COLON >THE CITY OF COLON >THE CITY OF COLON >THE CITY OF COLON >THE CITY OF COLON >THE CITY OF COLON >THE CITY OF COLON >THE CITY OF COLON >THE CITY OF COLON >THE CITY OF COLON >THE CITY OF COLON >THE CITY OF COLON >THE CITY OF COLON >THE CITY OF COLON

>>74196537
Everybody playing for Bayern

>Superalphakevin in

How are Bayern planning on advancing against Arsenal if they struggle in all their Bundesliga matches?

In before boring tactical 0-0

coach carlo: steady wins the race

eh?

looooool

BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN

>>74196557
arsenal is even worse right now

what other threads are you in right now? post them

>>74196582
proof?

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>>74196597

>>74136888

>>74196597
I'm only in this one

browsing through Food & Cooking now

>>74196618
thanks

>>74196621
thanks

>>74196628
thanks

>>74196651
t. fatty

>>74196597
/deutsch/ natürlich

>>74196665
Everyone has to eat

>Rapid
Should have parked 2 buses, canadi

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Just imagine the first madman who saw one of these drop out of a bird and thought to eat it.

>>74196686
alright

>>74196716
Probably saw an animal eat them and just tried it.

>>74196729
This. Animals will scavenge for & eat eggs, in the wild. It's not a huge stretch for a human to see it happening and realise they can do it, too.

Now, figure out how we arrived at collecting, separating & grinding grass seed and using the flour.

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>I'm just going to keep mixing this milk
>wow it got really hard

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mmmmmmmmm, white noodles with melted cheese

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>>74196758
>i'mma put it in my butt

>>74196783
I bet she's going to have some insane diarrhoea the next day

>>74196783
great idea

>>74195979
Just saw this and had to think that Kerbe actually dodged a bullet.

If she were there, as planned initially, she probably wouldn't be able to control herself and reveal her powerlevel by raising her right hand.

PHEW, this would be the end.

>>74196790
why

>>74196835
put something big up your ass and you'll know

>>74196856
okay

are you hungry?

i've something you could "eat" in my pants ;)

>>74196783
And that's when they called it "butter"

Efery time I go on /pol/ these days, I almost lose all hope in humanity.

>>74196783
Reminds me of that chick shooting firework out of her pussey.

>>74196441
It was pol tier
Plus she is probably jelly of goerges superior beauty

>>74197013
Gonna need to see this tßh.. for science

>>74196994
it's just shitposting by edgy teenagers and neets

hello

>>74197081
Don't have it. Some german porn poster posted it like half a year ago im /bundes/.

You can maybe find it in the archieves.

>>74197148
hi, just came back from shitting

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>>74197179
How was it? Tasty?

>>74197204
no the stank was rancid

>>74197179
me too

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>>74197081

Eating pasta and watching Freiburg

Not bad

enjoy

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>>74197278
why? what the hell.

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I really, really like this design

yes it looks nice

>Colon

>>74197278
>The absolute state of german """"""" porn"""""""

>>74197416
The next time Köln plays vs. Darmstadt we should open a thread called "colon bowl"

>>74197444
at least it's something different

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>that wonderful Buyern feel

>>74197492
>2-7 all playing for Buyern
JUST

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>hoodedman1488
and this is why people hate american germanboos

>>74197470
yeah, usually its just "Onkel fickt Nichte zusammen mit Schwippschwager auf Papas Beerdigung - mit anpissen"

was this the matchday that was supposed to destroy the betters?

>>74197645
>I sing all 3 verses every day
good boy

I honestly think that the entire Bayern first XI could get injured and they'd still win the league
>>74197702
My favorite part. Gave me a good laugh

>>74197664
top lel

>>74197711
they need their CBs and Neuer though

>>74197664
>mit anpissen

unfortunately this is true. I don't know how we got the scat image, I never saw that. but the pissing is really in every second german movie.

>>74197731
Yeah I thought about excluding Neuer, but I am sure they could put some reserve center backs or revert to poop style and play kimmich and alaba (lol!) at center back

time to make dinner

did you know that pressing "E" on the keyboard enlarges all images in a thread?

i dont believe you

>>74197879
what are you making?

>>74197911
>chlamydienverseuchte drecksfotzen pissen alles voll und Arbeiter und Mütter müssen darin sitzen auf dem Nachhauseweg

yeah, hot

I dont know, when Annette used to make those, it had some sort of class.
Do you remember that one time, she gave herself a pee enema, squirted it out into a champagne glass, and drank it? Now thats real devotion.

>>74197911
>Rheinbahn
Looks like Arena/Messe Nord going to Freiligrathplatz

>>74197909
salmon with broccoli, peas and onions

>>74197899
i found out the hard way. sometomes when you write a post youre not in the writing window so you press all kinds of buttons for the browser.. that sucks and you know it

>>74198027
very nice.

>>74198071
just like you

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>>74198106
Aw shucks, thanks hun <3

>>74198069
yeah, same here. The thing about piss is just, I like when girls are so shameless about themself pissing, and so submissive/kinky to take piss in their face.

Never REALLY tried it irl though.

>>74198069

>0:15
>I told him to go away and he actually did it!

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

>>74197911
>>74198069

I found your thread!

>>/gif/10076569

execute all germans desu

rude

Hello, this is my first post today.

>>74198464
I've been waiting for you all day

>>74198533
thanks :)

DAS IST NE VOLLGAS VERANSTALTUNG HIER

I'm going to dortmund next week, any nice place to go after a game ?

>>74198732
>dortmund
>nice place
no

>you will never go on a European road trip with /bundes/

>>74198732
No idea, because I've only been there twice. Sorry.

>>74198732
the stock market

Imagine living in a country of 80 million people with Länder, different climates, sometimes hundreds of kilometers to the ocean.

>>74198760
What would be our first stop? Explore Firenze and watch a Fiorentina match afterwards?

>>74198829
i can't desu

>>74198829
Is there such a country?

>>74198732
I've heard the salt mines there are pretty impressive.

>>74198760
i knew you were a SLUT

>>74198835
Yes we would drive around there. Also definitely Bologna for the food.

>>74198931
oh god i really crave spaghetti bolognese now

>>74198949
The "authentic" kind or the superior version with minced meat?

Just watched a travel program in which Jörgen Leth visited San Sebastian.
Would like to go there too.

>>74198732
go to the aftermatch press conference for a good taschentuchel performance

>>74198981
minced meat of course

Will Lucien Favre go back to the Bundes next season or has his reputation improved so much that the English EPL will come calling?

>>74199017
both

>>74199010
Yes

>>74199017
he'll go to Wolfsburg ;^)

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Posting in this itt instead

>>74199074
I don't think so.

>>74199111
>Mustafa Amini
he played for BVB

>>74199111
>Rubio Rubin
nigga is so dumb he made a bucket list and the first thing on it was to commit suicide

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>you now remember Marko Marin

>>74199198
Yes. AGF have quite a few players called Mustafa.

>>74199219
I hope he's at least smart enough to appreciate living in the beautiful Seahighland.

UPDATE: Today the usta played the correct German national anthem, upsetting nobody but richard spencer

>als jüngster Bundesligatrainer ever
I hate Jessy Wellmer

>>74199289
Why does Richard Spencer trigger so many Americans? Can you give me a quick rundown?

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Literally who can - dare I even say it - stop us?

no one cares. please leave to
>>>/pol/

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>>74199320
He is a literal retard. also non-zero probability he is cia

>>74199336
*coughs*
Me
*teleports behind stuttgart*
*gives them reach around so good they cum everywhere and are unable to finish the season thereby finishing in 4th*
nothin personal stuttgart

>>74199373
*pruts*

>>74195979
i would sling one up that

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>>74199373
*develops next murrican GOAT*
*exploits patriotism*

Huh, looks like I win again.

>>74199514
*consumes you*

>>74199604
>that hairline

>>74199604
*travels to watch green play*
*sings deutschland uber alles on intercom*
*stuttgart banned from germany forever*
heh... didn't see that one coming did you?

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>>74199634
*bundles sunlight into a powerful laser-ray*

>>74199697
*steals your stingray and vapes*

but how has Green looked since his move?
also >>74199624

*travels to watch fc bayern play*
*stops my horse and exclaims "allianz arena" as I see it in the distance*

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Choose:
Green or Valencia

>>74199726
Good technique, especially when he shoots, but he lacks strength and dynamic to prevail in 1vs1 situations right now. He basically loses every challenge. He's only been in training for like four weeks, he was injured before that, so not really surprising. Wait a few weeks, then we should be able to tell you more.

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>>74199856
Thanks hun. I will be axing you in the future

last question: is he playing on the wing or as a striker?

>>74199294

Anyone else has always the impression that Jessie Wellmer has a constant BAC of 2.0 and double dose hornypills?

>>74199923
Left wing.

Goal from last week:
http://streamable.com/ieizb

>>74199974
she reminds me of a female Alexander Bommes

>>74200011
>Alexandra Bommes

the looks or the pc humour attempts?

>>74200092
both

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can someone expplain whats happenings here?

>>74200434
I assume drag queens are the height of comedy in Germany. You have to understand that they are decades behind other western countries in terms of humour, art, food, fashion etc.
A stranger arriving in Germany will be confused and think "why is kitsch humour so central to the German existance" until she finds out that it is all unironical.

>>74200692
Girl??

>>74200698
I think that's irrelevant on an anonymous image board ;)

haha denmark lol XDDDDDD so funny

>dutch soccer players
https://twitter.com/_AndyHa/status/830835559761317892

>>74200628
FUCK OFFFFF

>>74201249
kek

>>74201249
Lel

>>74201272
>>74201276
pls make webm

>>74201249
cheeky bastard

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>>74201311
kinda small tho

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>>74201452
Good enough. Thanks lad :3

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>>74201477
better maybe

>>74201499
So there was already one made in the eredivisie thread which i found after yours >>74194554

but I like you better so I'm gonna save yours

goooooooooooooooooooooooood morning

good morning
>there are people itt who have to go to work and suffer on this beautiful day instead of neeting it up
carpe diem niggaz