>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am GMT
5 Round Women's Featherweight Title Fight
Holly Holm (10-2-0) vs. Germaine de Randamie (6-3-0)
Middleweight
Anderson Silva (33-8-0) vs. Derek Brunson (16-4-0)
Middleweight
Ronaldo Souza (23-4-0) vs. Tim Boetsch (20-10-0)
Light Heavyweight
Glover Teixeira (25-5-0) vs. Jared Cannonier (9-1-0)
Lightweight
Dustin Poirier def. Jim Miller via majority decision(28-28,30-27,29-28)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am GMT
Welterweight
Belal Muhammad def. Randy Brown via unanimous decision(30-27,30-27,29-28)
Flyweight
Wilson Reis def. Yuta Sasaki via unanimous decision(29-28)
Lightweight
Islam Makhachev def. Nik Lentz via unanimous decision(30-25,30-25,30-27)
Featherweight
Rick Glenn def. Phillipe Nover via split decision(27-30,29-28,29-28)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims: 7:30pm ET / 4:30pm PT / 12:30am GMT
Welterweight
Ryan LaFlare def. Roan Carneiro via unanimous decision(30-26,30-27,29-28)
Have the goofed picks been posted yet?
Is Boetsch the fattest middleweight ever?
first
Three people died making this thread
>not having yellow fever
SPEAKING OF BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU
>>74187261
>white ppl find this attractive
why do white people become retarded when evaluating female asian attractiveness?
Why the FUCK are they shilling Boetsch so hard when he's being FED to Jacare
Is today the day, for Jacare?
>>74187250
>>74187268
Barbarian is for real though, senpai.
BR's are all USADA'd
>>74187261
Is it me or are the threads going fast as fuck?
Is this tonight
>inb4 amerihue jacare cuck gets btfo by a fatty and based spain
$20 on a Tim KO.
>>74187184
>Bet $1000 to win $200
Australia......
Jac already celebrating
does Boetsch even have the slightest chance?
Do casuals watch MMA exclusively to see grapplers get BTFO or something?
How can people prefer Goldberg?
Look at all these bantz.
Jacare looks soft
JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT
Jacare lookin F L O W Y
>>74187293
She's definitely cute but not that great. The Chinese bitch I banged last night is much prettier.
>>74187293
Glad to know I'm not the only person who doesn't find Asian girls attractive.
>>74187298
To make it seem like that's not what's happening
>>74187285
i hope club brugge burns to ground
would you your sex into holy's spooge? i lik her like fuck my aunt
JACARE PLEASE SAVE THIS SHITTY BORING CARD
Steaks for lunch steaks for brunch
>>74187298
Because it is to make Jacare look STRONG
>>74187311
does that $20 go clockwise or anti-clockwise when it goes down the drain?
Post yfw when Jacare gets shadowrealmed
Hoping jacare wins for my big parlay
Wouldn't mind the memes of Tim boetsch getting one of his sneaky heemd in either, for the upset and I put a little on that outcome
Please just get a finish..
Jacare's head looks weird.
Anyone else think that Jacare's coach looks a bit like Beetlejuice?
Alligator hue getting KTFO
are they trying to phase out rogan with this cornball nigger?
>>74187325
we prefer goldie to anik. cormier is p good, esp with rogan
So he identifies as a gator?
Artem Bless
Will go like Lawler vs Jacare.
>>74187311
Youre the faggot that told me to parlay Lentz and that gook arent you?
guys who's better at bjj Maia or Jacare?
>>74187324
/heem/inder that Irish aren't white
>>74187337
kawaii
>>74187330
Right there with you bud.
>Tfw your boy is about to fight a power puncher
Bitter-sweet feeling. Nervous but excited. Will be wincing at every jab.
>>74187359
yes hes gatorkin
Alright guys what's the scorecard at the end of this fight going to be? I'm thinking 30-27 x 3
>>74187298
Because they have to hype fighters
They're not just going to go out and say JACARE SOUZA IS WAY BETTER THAN TIM BOESTCH AND WILL PROBABLY TEAR THROUGH HIM BUT WHO KNOWS MAYBE TIM GETS A LUCKY PUNCH WATCH THIS FIGHT BUY THE PPV
>>74187347
HGH will do that to you
>>74187357
go back
>>74187360
Still would desu
>>74187342
>>74187349
who me?
>>74187363
Khabib via sambo > JJ
jacarae looks SOFT
>>74187364
last one is literally jacare
>>74187334
I hope so too
cormier please go
cornball mother fucker
Jacare looking small as FUCK
Why black + asian racemix tend to be taller and more masculine?
>bruce bluffer
>the state of ufc matchmaking
>>74187359
Specifically a small kind of jungle gator called a jacare. His real name is Ronaldo, he's just autistic.
>>74187373
HEEM first round
>>74187364
This was actually a cartoonist's drawing, not a scientific journal or something like people present.
They let the wrong commentator go
>>74187330
there are attractive asians it's just white people's standards become retarded when it comes to them.
Dominick Cruz @DominickCruz
Keys to Victory for Souza/Boetsch #UFC208
https://twitter.com/DominickCruz/status/830633698890379264
>>74187369
Literally me in the Bisping/Hendo fight
Well shit, at least they're both ranked.
>>74187335
No more beers for this man
SAWFT
they should make a halloween special ufc. In the walkups fighters would come in dressed. Romero come in as a soldier, Jacare as a crocodile, etc.
>>74187347
Reminds me of Piccolo
Is the rest of this card worth booting up my pc and switching hdmis?
>>74187392
Glitch
pls heem this mother fucker tim
Souza by HEEEM
jacare looks like an asian and black mix
>>74187401
>there are attractive asians
*tips fedora*
>>74187392
>being more masculine than an Asian male...
Lmao literally any other is more masculine
>>74187413
probably not but do it anyway
>>74187381
small town pennsylvania give Boetsch your power
>>74187411
>>74187349
Hmm.. bout 300 pounds.>>74187356
COME ON JACAGOAT
Labia Webm:
>>>/wsg/1540090
>>74187411
lol needs ray borg on that card then
and hector lombard
>rip barbarien
>>74187403
>those lightning bolts
Or Cruz you precious man
What time is every one at?
The fight just started for me
>tfw eating rockmelon (aka cantalope) wrapped in Serrano on a hot summers day with heem
comfy sunday
Boetsch is SO. FAT.
>>74187408
hehe i know i a shit but hey cum on man the walls have to be harrd
>>74187448
damn, shes a cutie. whats her name?
>>74187454
you're a couple minutes behind
>>74187462
he's T H I C C
>>74187454
2:28AM
>>74187454
2nd round here
> he went for a low kick
fool
>>74187465
oh, youre here. didnt even realize. good job mang
>>74187457
>tfw sipping warm apple cider wrapped in a blanket on a freezing cold winter's night with heem
comfy saturday
>>74187454
exactly 1:40
Why the fuck would you try to leg kick Jacare?
>no goldy
this whomps
feels like a fight night card
ggez
>>74187454
1:30
Another awful fight.
ALLIGATORS
CROCODILES
HEEM BENDY ARMY
game over
easy
FINALLY A GODDAMN FINISH
a low kick
a fucking low kick
cut, fire,
TOO EASY ALLIGATOR MAN
WHAT AN ABSOLUTE WASTE OF TIME, FUCK THE UFC FOR MAKING THAT FIGHT
>>74187466
Jim
HEEEM
TAAAPPPPPYYYY
>>74187490
Is warm apple cider alcholic?
Holy shit Souza
HEEM TAPPY
>accidentally misclick as I alt-tab
>stream shits itself
>miss the only finish of the night
I don't even care anymore.
HEEM TAPPY
>its another takedown in every fight and hold card
Why did i wake up for this shit i wanna see HEEMS
what a cheap victory
and no one was surprised
BASED SOUZA
OMG JACARE IS SOOO GOOD
All they could say about Tim Boetsch to hype this fight was that he is a really tough guy.
Boetsch is an idiot for throwing those kicks
>Jim Miller will win, trust me!
>Jared Connonier will win, trust me!
>Tim Boetsch will win, trust me!
SPAINSPERG BTFO
GATORED
/heem/ still in this big
WEW LAD
HEEEEM TAPPY
Serious Boetsch why the fuck would you kick?
they look like fucking retards doing that hand motion
>>74187516
It can be
Strike bigger whitebois BTFO
>>74187342
dutertes son
>>74187468
>>74187470
>>74187475
>>74187493
>>74187499
I clicked Live and the fight was over
Anyone actually surprised?
This is the shittest card I've ever seen in my life
>>74187490
TFW vaping my heart into a panicking rush watching a shit stream on my tablet at 5 am in the morning so I won't get sleep for work for Monday
Absolutely uncomfortable but necessary
Five alligator, six alligator, seven alligator, car!
nobody will get this reference
At least it's over fast.
Who do you retards have on the next one?
Hoping the spider will tap into the matrix one more time
Is Megumin /ourgirl/?
Yeah that was so much more fun to watch than 3 rounds of close tactical fighting
thanks finish babies
HAHAHA BASED JACARE
FUCK YOU KEKS FOR DOUBTING HIM
>everyone so depressed by this shitty card they get all excited over this shitty mismatch
who thinks Jacare should rematch Chris Camozzi now?
THIS CARD IS SO FUCKING SHITTY
FUCK
HEEM TAPPY
>>74187532
this
did i just see goldie in the crowd?
>>74187533
fuck. well time to go to bed.
why would Boetsch even bother kicking?
>>74187546
yeah it's pretty bad the UFC is having a hard time making fights now
i hope anderson pulls off some spectacular shit
>>74187539
>Average penis size is 4 inches in your country
>talking shit ever
this was one of the worst mismatches i ever seen
what a shit matchup
why did Boetsch even try a low kick like that? i mean come on.
JACARE !
I'm going to bed and watching the rest tomorrow
Gonna be like 20mins of promos now
inb4 Anderson KO's Brunson
Boetch doesn't even look like he could win a bar fight.
is this guy Anderson Silva any good?
Is that guy behind Jaca retarded?
Mismatch but that was still pretty fucking impressive.
>Retarded nigga in the back doing the alligator shit
FUCKING REEEEEEE
This card is so fucking bad, who bought it?
>>74187554
not anymore
i'd tappy holm if ya know what i mean
>>74187554
fuck outta here weeb
and yes
I thought it was Ronaldo not Honaldo!!!
FUCKING HUES
I'm going to buy Halo Wars 2!
that bald black manlet that keeps doing the jaws behind jacare is seriously pissing me off.
I LAH YOU GUYS
I DO MA BES
>>74187448
is he asian?
is that his dad?
Should I hedge and put a wager on Anderson?
>>74187574
Not even the worst mismatch of Jacare's career. Poor Camozzi
>>74187582
hes unstoppable
>non native english speakers
muted
Yall got GATORED
>people paid real life money to watch this card
What is your fucking excuse?
>>74187609
Never hedge gayboy
>>74187546
plus you have to listen to dc try to out commentate rogan
lol jafar is awesome
>>74187588
they all look like fucking tards doing it
Who else here staying for the next fight then leaving?
Reminder if you're seriously a fan of WMMA you're degenerate as fuck
>not trane in the gi 3x a week MINIMUM
Does Jacare really need a translator?
>>74187581
He could have potentially won if he stuck to boxing.
AYY LMAO
>>74187570
He doesn't care about being taken down
>>74187448
HOT!!!
WHO IS SHE
At least it wasn't a decision
Can based Spider save this card?
tj dillashaw vs jacare please
reptile kingdom NEEDS this fight
>Doo Ho Choi vs Renan Barao
holy fuck they listened to me, I called that fight a few days ago
>>74187582
ARMS DONT BEND LIKE THAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
cant wait til trump makes him speak english
>>74187624
think of the people who actually paid to GO to the event
sad !
who's the qt behind jacare?
>I do my best
this guy is nice
>>74187624
BT costs like ÂŁ30 a year because my brother works for them
UFC's just a bonus on top of the football
Portuguese sounds like a spaniard trying to speak slav
Wow my stream froze before the finish
Fuckin gay man
>Yair with that blonde qt
PANTERAD
AYY LAH YOO YOWELL
SEE YOO SOON BOIIIII
Silva either gonna HEEM or get HEEMED to save tonight.
>fight nothing but cans
>lose when you fight an actual contender
wtf y am i not gettin an title shot grrrrr
>>74187640
>she
kek
TONIGHT
YOU
LOL ILLUMINATE MOVIE
>>74187640
he is bailey and hes got a huge cock
>>74187448
when is she gonna get blacked?
Yair and that blonde girl are gonna make some beautiful white babies
:)
>Buying an Astra
LMAO
>>74187649
Wait WHAT
>>74187662
GUACAMOLE'D
Is Anderson due for a brutal KO loss like all other legends on their way out?
JACRE JACRE
JACRE JACRE
JACRE JACRE
JACRE JACRE
JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT
Why arent you watching UFC in person like these kids?
>>74187659
That's quite accurate
>>74187666
>>74187670
HOT EVEN BETTER
>>74187582
this is how I imagine Khabib/Memegoobs going down
>>74187683
This man is immoral he is just entering his wizard prime
>>74187609
yeah go on, I just did it
>advert about protecting my teeth
fuck that shit
Seriously Jacare would easily submit Yoel Roidmero
>This Pronamel Oirish lass
Pretty fit lads.
YAIR AND KHABIB WEBMS PLEASE
>>74187678
ITS HAPPENING
JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT
>>74187689
the question is which of those kids is the better fighter?
>>74187685
That's a nice'n'crispy reference my dude.
>>74187649
>>74187649
what are you talking about? when did they say that?
>>74187634
Can YOU speak crocodile?
>>74187689
my parents are poor
>>74187703
your enamel isn't strong enough to fuck her
>>74187689
Because my parents aren't complete animals.
>>74187670
>>74187666
>falling for obvious bait
>>74187689
that kid wan't to go home and play Mario galaxy
>>74187699
im with you bro
Brushing teeth is a meme i brush mine like once every couple of weeks and they're fine.
>>74187705
barao is fucking dogshit
>>74187668
who me?
I hope Anderson loses just so I dont have to see you spergs spam "HE BACK" and "Silva x Bisping 2"
>>74187705
sick fight on the left
>>74187635
B A S E D
Why did they match Anderson with a wrestler? it's going to make a boring fight.
this brazilian guy I know says Jacare literally looks like a fucking gator
>>74187720
This.
>giving money to the tooth Jew
I put a lot of money on Anderson Silva to win.
I hope meme magic can get him over the line with a massive KO
>>74187689
I heard jewish men are short but FUCK those guys look like little kids
>>74187699
>>74187720
THE BIG BOOK OF BRITISH SMILES
>>74187721
Please how do I get girls like this?
>>74187680
I genuinely laughed out loud
>>74187700
someone post the webm of jacarae getting btfo after tell yoel to get in his guard bro
>>74187293
>>74187330
She was more attractive before she had a baby
but yeah she's no Gina
Does Anderson retire if he loses tonight?
>>74187725
>I hope Anderson loses
>>74187716
LONDAND
O
N
D
O
N
>>74187714
>implying I'm not the celtic killer
I seem to only be able to fuck Irish backpackers
the liverpoop ad was funny
>>74187721
>tfw all she wants is a White man
Why do Asian women whore themselves out to white guys but us Black guys can't get a chance?
>>74187565
What a lovely plus sized lady.
8/10 would wake up next to.
ISIS ! Power !
YOU NOW REMEMBER CM PUNK
>>74187726
>>74187726
>>74187726
>tickets still available
kek
>>74187705
>Choi vs Barao
>>74187433
Duffee bout to get heemed by the heavyweight GOAT mark godbeer
Brunson will turn the best fight of the card into a boring wrestling match
So why is joint manipulation not allowed in UFC?
lmao this promo trying to pretend Woodley didn't beat the absolute shit out of Wonderboy
>>74187705
I'm hype
>>74187705
Why does Choi already have a fight booked? Does he want dementia?
>>74187746
Nope.
>>74187676
>>74187662
I actually know who that blondie is, she did an interview for a youtube channel a week ago. NESN
>>74187757
*gallops towards you*
https://twitter.com/DominickCruz/status/830636980178296832
what an autism lord
unless this is for his job
Did anybody ever webm Rogaine standing on a milk crate?
JUMP AROUND
Who could win?
>>74187668
Heh, that Brazilian is kinda funny. What do you think he means, tonight..You... Haha like he's threatening me or something
>>74187738
MONEY!!
>>74187738
teach english, or be black
depends if you want em over there or over here
What the fuck is souza? Is he part japanese or something?
>>74187739
thanks lad, I came up with it myself
JUMP
JUMP
JUMP
>>74187763
broken fingers are no good
>>74187705
>Choi vs. Barao
Why do they hate Barao so much?
>>74187705
>ywn see prime Rose v Karate Hottie
>>74187726
me on the right
>>74187778
him on the left
>>74187785
Native. He's from some jungle tribe IIRC.
>>74187729
Well it's wrestling the card, right now I won't even be surprised if even Holly shoots for take downs
>>74187754
shut the fuck up kike
>>74187761
Don't say that ._.
>>74187785
his father was a tibetan monk and his mother was an alligator
How do you get rid of the control panel on the bottom of ACESTREAM in full screen mode?
>>74187790
Wrists? Ankles?
>>74187785
Half nigger, half alligator.
>>74187783
>Monkey nostrils
SE-Asians are bottom-tier and anyone can get them.
>>74187757
*refuses to shake hands*
Woodley won the first fight
>>74187767
Barao will be the one with dementia, hes getting deleted permanently. recycle bin = emptied
>ufc on fox card main events are now about "womenz power xD"
>>74187775
I love Cruz so much
JUMP UP JUMP UP AND GET DOWN
>>74187763
Small joint manipulation you mean? Too easy to break fingers.
>>74187721
ok i'm just gonna come out and say it. that ass is too big. no man can seriously pleasure her. I mean i'm pretty big but even i don't think i can do it.
>>74187809
>View
>Minimal Interface
>>74187670
It's pretty average
worst ppv since pre 180s
>>74187809
Press the fucking button that does it dipshit
>>74187705
Why did Rose cut her hair? :(
>>74187783
Asian women don't Go for Black guys they're racist as hell..
Im black and have tried i always see them with ugly ass white dudes
Dominick Cruz @DominickCruz
Keys to Victory for Silva/Brunson #UFC208
https://twitter.com/DominickCruz/status/830636980178296832
>>74187821
Women tend to get higher ratings than the men, that's why.
You know its a shallow division when an aussie is in the top 10.
>>74187785
>>74187785
Brazil got the biggest japanese population ouside Japan
>>74187802
I predicted holly would try to take the other girl down.
>>74187785
Ayy lmao
>>74187799
Do you really think Jacare is better than Spider?
What the FUCK is Ultimate Beast Master?
>>74187832
since before you started watching eh casual?
>>74187778
What do I tell her, /heem/?
>>74187763
Because fighters would have a career of 1-2 fights and retire from MMA with mangled hands.
>>74187705
BARAO DELETE
>>74187776
That never happened
DC pretending he didnt wrestlefuck Anderson
>>74187705
>lose to Cub Swanson
>get gifted a fight with ex champ
>beat Doo Ho Choi
>now have to fight trex arms Artem Lobov
who the FUCK is the new bookmaker? this is retarded
who here /anderson/?
https://twitter.com/BrianStann/status/830638077764837376
>>74187847
It sounds like some Roman gladiator shit with people wrestling lions or bears, but that can't possibly be right.
>>74187785
33% man, 33% macaco, 33% jacaré, 1% unknown.
>>74187836
>Because I can't get them no one can!
I'm black and I've had a few asians lad. Though, I live in Sydney so that's bound to happen.
>>74187839
only Honda does every other girl doesn't have the attitude to carry a card
Joãocaré webmum anyone? I missed the fight :(
Based Jacagoat.
RIP spainsperg, ausfailians and h8ers
>>74187847
Ninja Warrior ripoff.
>>74187851
lose some weight
>>74187845
At this point? Easily.
Silva has notably gotten slower and his chin isn't what it used to be. Jacare would kill him.
>>74187851
she is like 4'1 dude.
best ref is nowhere to be seen
>>74187807
>greatest of all time
>has 8 losses
Bootin up pc just for my boy silva
>>74187851
ask if she tranes
>>74187809
stream all acestreams through VLC with port 8080 switched off to avoid the spyware
>>74187851
Teus corneos Ă© show
>>74187845
in 2017, yes
>>74187848
>haha ur a casual i assume youve only watched 30 ppvs haha
Play in traffic, boyo
Too bad the Spida is coming out to his sons music instead of his usual intro music.
He went full Will Smith and it's going to ruin his career.
>>74187866
Look at the numbers PVZ does on TV.
>>74187847
i looked it up, kind of sounds like american gladiators but with dudes from USA, Mexico, Japan, Brazil, England and some other place
10 episode tournament where they crown "the ultimate beastmaster"
>>74187851
HEEEM SWIPEY
>>74187859
>Cheating roidcuck
>>74187859
I hope he wins. He needs it.
>>74187726
>dat blonde cutie
>dat embarrassed attempt at hiding her face for a bit
Yair is totally pounding that and it makes me a bit jealous.
>>74187851
Tell her to run 5km/day
>>74187851
>le covers face with phone face
Thiicc but a womanlet. Seems orite for a poke though desu.
>>74187785
100% reptilian.
>>74187851
just hint at her that you can provide financial security
>>74187775
>Constant forward boxing pressure with tight defence
ala the Chris, I think Brunson is going to murder him 2bh
>>74187832
>mfw I made this exact complaint earlier and got called a casual and was memed on by /heem/
>mfw I'm literally too intelligent to be here, but here I am anyway
Is Anderson, dare I say it... the MEWVMENT master?
I won't watch Andy get blacked.
Be back later, /heem/.
>>74187890
t.189er
>>74187851
Mm man you have to tap that thicc ass bro
holy fuck, I am considering stopping drinking now because I am so bored with this shit
CHOI VS BJ PENN when barao pulls out
>>74187785
niggars are the first people on Earth anon so they have the the facial features of the world
>>74187861
Based Stann
>>74187856
>be a paper champ
>get guy over 40
>from a lower wieght class
>on 2 days notice
>don't finish him
biggest lamest pussy I have ever met
>Tfw Silva losing goofs your picks
>>74187904
Filter all American posts
Hide all American threads
Murder all American posters
SILVA PLEASE
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>>74187851
Brehs, she's fucking THICC
>>74187859
#imwithanderson I'd probably go gay for him if he asked nicely.
AYY NIGGAS
"BRUNSON" BETTER "RUN, SON" LMAO!
>>74187906
Once upon a time
Anderson is a meme and will get heemed
cap this
>>74187836
You got no bitches or game bro
If you've got game any bitch can be fucked. Asians are pretty easy
Jon Jones is the GOAT. Sorry.
Why didn't they make Artem vs. BJ Penn and then Cub vs. Yair?
Oh yeah Mandrama era
>>74187851
tell her you have some bacon cheese burgers at your house
>Anderson Silva is 47 now
who /bbq/ here?
>>74187931
Lol!
>>74187919
even the nose but theirs are just bigger because of the heat in Africa
IT WAS JUST A DREAM
>>74187902
>brunson
>tight defence
tupac > biggie
Time to get paid blow up like the World Trade
>>74187851
tienes buen bunda
Anderstrong Silver is going to decimate Brunson's corporeal form into pieces
>>74187931
cheeki t bh
>>74187910
t. 205er
you out yourself far too easily my son
come watch andy on my lap :)
C'MON SPIDER
Wait a second. Is it the same Brunson who fought Whittaker two months ago in absolute madman style?
>silva is fighting at 52 years old
why UFC allows this?
HONEY'S PLAY ME CLOSE LIKE BUTTER PLAY TOAST
>>74187937
jones has to cheat to win, anderson doesn't
i'm worried.
>>74187887
how do this
Last fight on the Card finally thank god
(women aren't in the ufc as far as i'm concerned)
UFC trying to force us into watching a shit quality "sport" where all the opponent has to do is be born with slightly more testosterone than the other to win.
Women sports is like watching children. my 15 year old brother could destroy most of the womens ufc he's 5ft9 like 150 been boxing since he was 9 and is a blue belt.
My body is ready to hear how shitty Anderson's kid's music is
>>74187851
to lose weight and stop eating sugar because it's making fat
>>74187829
Thank you!
>>74187833
fuck you dipshit
>>74187810
Both legal. Wrist locks are tough to get without being called for grabbing the glove. I think one of Palhares's infamous holds was an ankle lock and I remember Zingano going for one against Nunes.
>>74187959
Yep, interested to see if he can stay on his feet this time.
He was slipping around like a fucking cartoon.
Anderson by KO round 1
Brunson is shook
what song is this again
>DC bringing up Cheap Pops
>>>/asp/
AYO NIGGA NIGGA SHIT NIGGA IN DA CLUB NIGGA SMOKE WEED KILL COPS NIGGA
>rap 'music'
>>74187963
I would be too if i lived in brazil
Brunson is a Jackson's fighter? What the fuck. Didn't look like it in the Whittaker fight.
>>74187947
Watch his fight against Stooel sometime, he came into that fight with a great gameplan and followed it to a T.
>>74187951
*Tem uma boa bunda
>if we had an army of Anderson Silvas giga niggas we could've easily reached the pacific and our generals wouldn't have hesitated to anihilate Argentina when we had chance
>americans complain about their blacks, but they are all giga niggas while we only have bantu manlets
Brbros, what a feel.
Nigger Song - The Niggers
>>74187962
>andersongreasing.webm
I literally going to bed after this match
Super Nintendo or Sega Genesis?
Chose wisely, /heem/.
>>74187963
Same
>>74187984
tips fedora
>>74187980
No idea I dont listen to rap. It's fucking shit.
>>74187965
>buy hat
>consume alcohol
>dance
>UFC referencing WWE
This is a bad sign
>>74187859
the reason i got into the sport, right here
pulling for Silva but Brunson swarming Alvery is one of my favorite moments.
>>74187962
Everybody takes steroids in MMA.
>>74187956
Dude you're such a casual you think this card was worse than UFC 197 or 191 or 192
You're the 205er here moron.
If WME-IMG fired all the ring girls today, who would you recommend to them as the new replacement ring girls?
SUPER NINTENTO
SEGA GENESIS
>>74187984
I FUCKED YOUR BITCH YOU FAT MATHER FUCKER!!!@
>>74187984
>>74187987
He splits time between Jacksons and his local gym IIRC. Wasn't at Jackson's for the Whittaker fight.
>>74187990
>niggas being a benefit to your country ever
brunson will go for a ko thinking it will get him a shot. anderson will front kick him into the realm
If Silva wins I'll learn Korean
>It's been 20 years since Anderson was champ
Why even live
>>74187992
completely forgot about that
>>74187980
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga im 200 pacent nigga etc etc
Things I could've spent my $30 on:
>bottle of whisky
>nice dinner
>new t-shirt
>bag of weed
>monthly mobile bill
>movies for 2
>2 pairs of fancy socks
>NO FUCKING AIN'T NO SUNSHINE
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
>No Aint No Sunshine
What happened?
"Doom"
Kalyl
Available on Itunes
Dana is such a Silva cuck man, wtf
WAKE UP MOTHER FUCKERS
SPIDER TIME
pls Andy, do it one more time
WHERE'S SENSEI SEGAL?
>>74187838
based Dom
This DC and Rogan banter is starting to charm me
>>74187984
post your walk out song then pussy
>>74188025
>>74188024
His son wrote this song
>>74188019
>20
>>74187754
R A R E F L A G
A
R
E
F
L
A
G
>>74188025
It's his son's music.
Guys why do i despise Joe Rogan so much, i feel like kicking his face in every time he opens his mouth
Oh odd, they have a graphic showing the walkout song's name and artists now? When was this feature introduced?
>>74188023
i'm down 30 too bud, had it all riding on miller.
>>74187994
genesis
Hope Anderson doesnt get any kicks checked hahahahahahahhahahHH lmao
>>74188025
>>74188024
its his son's song
>>74187999
>like cain
>he never fights
I wish Cormier would just get injured in his place
>>74187810
Fun fact abbo, the elbow is a joint.fucing retar
>>74187962
>pissed hot for 2 substances after a fight with a stoner welterweight
>>74188015
Think about the military might anon, the military might! Giga niggas like Anderson are super soldiers.
>>74188023
A bag as in 24 grams? Fucking hell that's good
his sons look gay
>no DMX
Silva is shook
NO I WONT BACK DOWN
>>74187993
Same
>>74188027
Silva did step in and fight DC on like 3 days notice
>>74188011
>Gucci Mane
It was in self defense you goof
why are hue blacks so feminine?
>>74188006
>hAHA U FUCKING CASUAL U MADE A SWEEPING GENERALIZATION ABOUT THIS SHITE CARD UR A CASUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eat your wendies and drink your budlight aspie
>>74188001
what did they say? im watching ruskie ver
what emotion is he conveying?
>>74188038
Chael didn't take Silva down more than 3 times?
>>74187994
Genesis
>>74187960
>he didn't see the last BJ Penn fight
>>74188043
They have been doing it in the hype vids since the WME buyout
>>74188055
shit's even cheaper the closer you get to the us mexico border
>>74188068
t.seething 196er
>>74188071
FEAR
E
A
R
Damn Silva body looking like shit
>>74188066
Toxoplasmosis
>>74188066
There are many black subraces. Africa is the most genetically diverse continent.
>>74188053
that wasn't cheating that was for his leggy
>>74188055
Literally no one buus bags that weigh 24 grams.
one ounce = 28 grams
>being a fighter
>entry song isnt roy jones can't be touched
Are these guys fucking gay or what
>>74188054
Take a look at the US military bro. The actual warfighters are overwhelmingly white.
>>74188056
all rich black millennials look gay for some reason
look at Wills Smiths kid
>>74188066
American blacks were sourced from the Big Guy part of African
Brazil blacks were sourced from the Rhythm and Dance part of Africa
>>74188027
Somebody put up a pirate link and we will use the song as a KKK benny hill theme
>>74188027
He's made soooo much money off of Silva's ass. Back when ufc fans were good.
>>74188086
Not even him but stick to one event lol fuckin burgers
>>74188055
An ounce? Don't be stupid.
>>74188069
>In WWE, that is called a cheap-pop, playing the brooklyn music.
Damn Anderson with that dadbod
He didn't look this bad a year ago
>>74188038
Is this waist to thiccness ratio possible without weird injections or implants?
>>74188007
just hire the best insta sluts in the region
serves both sides, just give them a bit of training to get rid of unprofessional attention whores
>>74188056
Metrosexuals
>>74188077
in round 3 he got taken down and reversed to get on top of silva, in round 5 he dropped Silva/Silva slipped to get on top of him.
>>74188071
kick checking
>>74188071
9 inches in teh ass feel
>>74188097
Yeah I fucked up
>>74188007
The Fertittas
>imma swag til the end bro
Hearing Bruce Buffer doing these ads is always cringy.
>>7418808
t. upset because his lonely ass isn't going (you)'d anymore
>>74188071
>i taught my son this dank beat
>>74188105
Not anymore. The latinos have took every recently.
>>74188007
just hire whatever natural good looking slags are around
no plastic allowed
>>74188105
B-But the Zulu against the Anglo...They only had spears...we could just arm them and point the way to Buenos Aires.
>>74188111
Again, the Poortugese and Spanish show their general incompetence vs The Eternal Anglo.
If you aren't hyped for Ultimate Beastmaster, you're NOT a true fitefan
HILARIOUS NEW COMEDY
can they design the jackets so that every single fucking fighter doesn't struggle to remove them
every
single
fighter
>>74188176
The Zulu lost dummy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Rorke's_Drift
>>74188119
>flag
>topic
be honest
if Miller / Poirer had gone 5 rounds, would Poirer have still won it?
>>74188224
No. His leg was too fucked.
New?
>>74188099
>roy jones can't be touched
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoCOg8ZzUfg
Back when being a G-unit negroid was acceptable
>>74188224
He probably wouldn't have been able to come out to the fifth the way he was walking.
>booing
NY crowds are so fucking casual
>>74188267
And jewish
I hope Silva kills this fucking nigger
Silva is toying with this guy.
andersons chin is back?
>>74188267
I was at the fight in Houston last week
OSP / Oezdemir fight was pure bullshit and the crowd booed the entire time
>>74188267
Anderson is literally doing nothing you stupid shit skin.
Anderson is ded :((
this is oldschool anderson holy shit lol
>>74188309
I would too for that """""fight"""""
andy is 100% getting slept
I think Brunson won that first round
>>74188325
Too old, fighters old like this only keep going on TRT.
>>74188312
>never watched an Anderson Silva fight
>just watches WebM on /sp/
Stay casual my friend
>>74188272
It's not called it Jew York for nothing
Brunsons footwork is so shit
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>"faight ees mai laif, fart ees mai har"
Aquafresh wooo
>>74188127
Probably not to be honest.
>>74187286
>not having yellow fever