Tom Brady and Ronaldo are the most successful and attractive

>you will never be chad

Why live?

>>74184624
Ronaldo's success doesn't compare to Brady's though

>>74184646
take roids

>>74184920

Brady has the equivalent of 7 Premier League titles and 5 Champions league wins

Ronaldo and Brady are equal attractiveness though

Do we really need 20 threads for this?

Man NFL offseason sucks

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Do you guys realise these guys aren't that attractive? especially Ronaldo, dude had so much work done he looks like an anorexic 50 year old woman.

Now if you want handsome and successful... see picture. He's a classic handsome guy with a successful career. He looks like father of the year material while those dongs look like a chubby kid whos trying to look hot and an anorexic slut looking to get pounded by dudes after he finished his palates

Ronny made a LOT more cash from it tho

>>74185259
This desu. Most girls would agree. If you think otherwise you probably don't talk to many girls.

>>74184986
>Premier League in 2017

>>74185259
are you actually from saudi arabia?

you're either a proxy or our media has quite misportrayed you saudis....

>>74184986
Brady has the equivalent of 5 MLS wins and no one outside of Alabama knows who the fuck he even is.

>>74184624
Ronaldo: 3 CLs, something that many players have had before
Brady: 5 Super Bowls, something that only one player and 1 star player has ever achieved

They're not even remotely comparable. Ronaldo is the 2nd-best player of his generation, Brady is the best of the past century.

>>74184986
how many titles has brady won with the US national handegg team tho?

>>74185453
I am currently living in Saudi Arabia, yes.

>>74185566
but are you an actual saudi or a western expat?

i somehow doubt an actual saudi would talk (openly) about gay sex

>>74185462
>no one outside of Alabama knows who the fuck he even is.

Finland are you stupid?

>>74185639
I am both. Saudi and an American.

We joke about gay stuff all the time at work. The filipinos call fat tall saudi guys daddy. it's really creepy sometimes... i don't like work..

>>74185462
pretty sure people in mississippi know him, too

>>74185639
Also btw, Saudi's have so much leisure time that they're all accustomed to western thinking and interests. Mostly from Europe.

>>74185720
>>74185784
oh well, my ignorant western self always assumed you guys get stoned (and not in the '420 blaze it fgt' type of way) for this kind of stuff

learned something today I guess

also, congratulations on not making it on trump's ban list

1. Brady
2. Mayweather
3. Lebron
4. Serena
5. Usain

I don't see a soccer player anywhere near that top 5 desu.

>>74185974
>black people
>attractive

mhmm what?

>>74186146
Miss read.

In that case Ronaldo for sure. That spic is hot af.

>>74185259
This.

>>74185714
I can safely say, based on my experiences with these people that yes, he most likely is.

>>74186267
>swarty spics like Ronaldo
>attractive

are you trolling me?

>>74185974
If we're basing this on success, Iniesta surely needs to be on that list.
He's fuck ugly though.

Brady = Ronaldo
Manning = Messi
Rodgers = Neymar

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Brady's hair is what makes or breaks his look.

>>74187551
Nigger, if you don't find Ricardo Montalban attractive you may be gay.

>>74186146
>that flag

>>74187551
Messi plz

>>74185974
Iniesta is more successful than all of them

>>74188370
Didn't realise someone beat me to it >>74187615

>>74188370
>Iniesta
Only Lebron isn't the GOAT in his respective sport on that list.

Iniesta is cute & all, but I put him in the Mark Messier salt of the earth tier.

The difference between Jason Varitek & Pedro Martinez.

>>74184624
Chris Pratt and Dave Franco.

How many world cups has brady won ?

>>74184624
>>74185493
>>74184986
>Ronaldo
Competes in a sport with thousands of top-tier players with 10s of top-tier teams
>the other dude
>Competes in a sport where there are all in all 100 players at all with around 4-5 top teams
>never competed on an international level

Really makes me think..

>>74184624
>Those jawlines
Why are GOATS always such chads? IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

who is tom brady?

>>74192814
White man grow eggball very good. Win 5 Super Duper Extravaganza American Eggball Tournaments because of it.
Hope I helped clarify who he is.

>>74184624
Brady is a USA babby, he'd never be successful outside of America.

You're not telling anybody something that they don't know OP

>>74192814
>>74192839
do people even play sports in china and sweden?

>>74195669

real sports, yes. american "sports", no.

except baseball. but that is almost a japanese sport now.

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>>74185259
im ABCR7 but he is pretty handsome, though it did probably take a lot of work

xabi is top juicy though

>>74192690
>Competes in a sport with thousands of top-tier players with 10s of top-tier teams

Haha you wot? Real Madrid literally have 2 (well 1 now) competitors in the league and about 3 or 4 in the CL

>>74185453
yes, most people around the world are more normal and casual than internet stereotypes would suggest

everyone who goes outside knows this

>>74184624
Ronaldo is too much of a feminine faggot

Legitimately looks like a run of the mill Latin homosexual

brady competes in a sport played mainly in the united states. ronaldo competes in a sport where scouts scour every corner of the globe for any whiff of talent.

>>74185462
>no one in Alabama knows who the fuck he is
fixed that for you

>>74184624
A better question would be - which one is the biggest cheating cunt?

>>74196639
Ronaldo

Ronaldo is nowhere near as attractive as Brady tho

>>74200538
Brady is white hot, Cronaldo is spic hot

Massive difference, much respect to Arg for pointing that out

>>74202578
I don't think he is spic hot neither. He has a relatively good body shape but his face is such a deadpan, you can give any slightly light skinned favela kid a good haircut and a tooth surgery and he is not going to be really different of Cristiano. Brady might be be white hot, but at least he is manly hot, Ronaldo is One Direction hot

>>74184624
>Tom Brady
WHO?

why americans try to hard being relevant?

>>74200538
they both had work done.

obviously ronaldo is a better athlete and has more contact during game time.

>>74185259
braces and getting put on acne medication isn't what I would call getting 'work' done

>>74184624
ronaldo needs to grow facial hair desu. looks too feminine at times