Grab your beer and channel your inner alcoholic. The Hawks are gonna need it.
>Puck drop at 9:00 PM CST
>9pm start
good, I'm already drunk
Oh look the Oilers are playing the only relevant NHL team.
Easy Chicago win.
2nd for no skeletons allowed
>>74184669
Too late for that lad.
Being a Chicago fan is fucken diffucult at the moment lads.
Holy shit the WGN news is so fucking bad
Start the god damned game
>>74184667
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
>>74184732
>expecting anything from the Weekend crew
hahahahaha
>>74184733
But we have the same mother.
>Konroyd game
Time for the big-boy cup and fill it with vodka.
>Konroyd
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74184774
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
NO
NO
NO
leggo oilels
>>74184718
???
>>74184831
What's gonna do about it, son?
>konroyd
what have i done to deserve this?
Hawks are either going to win 7-1 or loose 3-2
I'm from the future
>>74184889
That is a generous amount of plot
>>74184918
Witnessed
>>74184918
>implying this isn't a trap game
>>74184569
>steve konroyd
Haven't been able to catch a game with both Pat & Eddie since the beginning of the season. Gonna need to fill the whiskey to the brim here, boy
>the WGN logo still there through the ads
>WGN showing an away anthem singing
Hawks score within the first three minutes.
Book it.
>>74185048
Bro, are you okay? This is the exact opposite of bants. Like insult Rbo or Bollig for being cunts or something.
>>74185068
Dude I don't think my team has earned any banting rights. At least not until they actually make the playoffs.
>>74185011
I propose a toast.
To the alcoholic shitfucks who are watching a hockey game on a Saturday night while watching hockey and posting in a place where the social outcasts come together.
To good health (and a fast death)!
>>74185105
Cheers to that.
>>74185097
Well that's depressing.
>>74185068
He's always like this. We just sort of roll with it.
Go >us.
>>74185105
I can drink to that.
edmemeton gonna win 4-2 cap this
>>74185105
Cheers, lad.
Scarrrrrr
>>74185213
You're actually dead and this is hell.
Have some more glorious 2D.
FUCK
oh man that was just mean lmao
>>74185105
And look, now the hakws are losing.
Time to drink again.
>>74185105
Here, here friend...
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
DICK PANIC
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
PANIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good job Oilers you stupid shits.
That lead was nice while it lasted.
GG Hawks.
What the fuck is this hockey game.
>Diving Darling
Shaping up to be a meme game tonight, boys.
dick panik fuckan mint
Oilers will win 4-2
Incoming goal.
I've come up with a drink for this evening. I call it "Mistakes Were Made"
Ice
2 shots of scotch
Blueberry Lemonade
Some lime juice
It.....is actually better than you'd think.
>>74185518
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THERAPIST
>>74185518
Gee not surprised at all.
Fuck you Talbot.
I'm out, enjoy the win Hawks.
KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>74185518
WITNESSED
KANERRRRRRa
>>74185561
>mixing scotch
>>74185561
Yeah, because it is a watery drink, only 2 shots with all that mixer lol.
Although I am sure you are used to it, judging by your beer.
>>74185616
I've got a lot of scotch right now
>>74185561
I like this idea. We should come up with more drink ideas for game day.
>>74185633
So? Drink it like a man, faggot.
>>74185630
>>74185688
Hawks games require copious amounts of drinking from a volume standpoint. Drinking straight alcohol will end up killing you.
>>74185688
Kane dubs for truth.
put ice in it and grow up kid
>>74185712
>not going directly for foley level of drunk every time
Step it up sempai
I would like to penetrate that Ford girl.
>>74185746
Last time I tried for Foley level I woke up in the shower at 4am, apparently having passed out laying in the tub for ~2 hours
>>74185746
Not everyone has a liver of steel. comrade.
Hawks fans seem almost as alcoholic as Edmontonians. You guys are ok in my books
>>74185801
>>74185802
And you call yourselves drunks.
>>74185859
Some mountains aren't meant to be climbed. Let Boggs have his record.
Drai scores in the last minute of the period.
>>74185859
I was speaking about other people. As a Sox fan, Blackhawks drinking games is casual tier.
>>74185801
Jesus Christ dude. I've been blackout drunk more times then I can count but never I've never woken up in a "unfamiliar" place drunk.
>>74185802
>First step
>No more anime
>>74185859
I've ruined enough friendships due to my alcoholism. I think I qualify.
>>74185921
I mean, it was my shower if that makes it any better
>>74185906
>sox fan
I know this feel
>>74185921
Skeletons don't have friends.
>>74185959
Nah, I figured your shower. But just any place that isn't your bed or chair seems crazy to me.
>>74185981
People that don't know I'm a skeleton are my friends. :^)
>>74185921
I woke up in the back of a Uhaul on a couch going 110 km/h on the Anthony Henday
Buddy was moving out and had a going away party. back was apparently open and that's where i crashed.
>>74185981
>Spring training starts in 2 weeks
Soon fellow comrade. Soon.
>>74185921
First step is suicide or death m8.
>>74186065
Son, are you trying to get yourself banned?
>>74186065
Those are some lewd flesh bags.
>>74186039
Holy shit dude.
>>74185887
At 14:88
>>74186125
Why not. If it happens, it happens. A good chunk of the bottle is gone and I am already out of fucks at this point. Only thing I'm missing is some rope, but I can't be fucked to go to ACE Hardware. Also because they're closed right now.
>>74185921
I once woke up passed out into a trellis in my backyard.
Somehow have a scar on my nose from that...Maybe i tried to fight it with my face or something.
>>74186212
You forgot your white dunce cap, Mr. Cancuck.
>>74186214
ace closes at like fucking 6pm
I have no idea how they're still in business
>>74186255
My local Aces stays open until 8. Instead, they basically share extra lot space with a popular pub and they're total cunts about patrons using their space. As fucking if people are lining up to go to fucking Ace Hardware.
>>74186255
They probably don't have a Menards nearby and the customers don't feel like getting lost at Home Depot or something.
>>74186065
>soon
Yeah....i'm not getting my hopes up though.
I know better than that now.
So who would the Oilers even be able to get as a backup right now?
Is Mike Smith available? Maybe one of the Finns from Dallas?
>Konroyd
>You came back and played "not too bad"
This fucking android.
>>74186403
My fat upstairs neighbour has pads
>>74186433
How well can he sit on a bench and look ready to go?
>>74186497
Well he doesn't rage as much as Fasth did
OH GOOD MORE FUCKING KONROYD AFTER THE BREAK
>Chase Race Mixing Propaganda
>>74186622
>interacting with anyone that's 3D
Not even once.
>>74186767
No one expects you to interact with 3D IRL Rbo.
>>74186767
do......do you just order things from amazon and tell the delivery people to leave it outside the door or something?
>>74186832
Probably.
Also wait doesn't this count as interacting with someone that's 3D?
>>74186796
Nice burn.
>>74186851
I think it might have to be face to face for it to count
Good story Konroyd
>>74186873
Well fuck
>>74186869
I'm just banting with you m8.
>>74186938
Imagine that the android has that effect on someone. Every time he says something stupid/tells a shitty story you lose some life expectancy.
>>74186988
I know, I was complimenting that one. I wasn't being sarcastic.
TVR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>"rookies are the currency of the Hawks"
Is this not the optimal situation? Once the core is built, utilizing rookies to add energy in the depth roles, while having inexpensive contracts, is probably the best setup a team can have. Hawks will run into trouble in the next few years when their core starts to show it's age, but they had a good run. Not sure if they will get lucky with a prospect or not.
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
TVR
>>74185203
capped
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
last digit of this post determines how many more beers i drink
if 0, will drink remaining, i think i have about 16
TVRRRRRRRRR
What a dumb play. Oilers drop pass right to him.
Klefbom is suppose to be are good defender too.
>>74187145
Pass one or two over here? I'm down to my last one, but they are at least extra strong. Traditional Ale is my go too.
>>74184918
Hmmmmm
>>74187188
You don't brew your own, my Canadian brother?
>>74187188
Black ice. 6.1%
Sorry bud im stoned and on the couch for the night, drinking my sorrows away
>>74187132
The real issue is the prospects.
The core will be fine for a few more years, but what new blood can be introduced to make for a good run?
BEEEEG JOLT ON THE BOARDS
>2nd period
>this drunk
>>74187340
>>74187386
Not like I should be responsible.
>implying that's a hook
>>74187447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETAcqmGcFZQ
Hook?
kay
PANIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
PANIK2: THE DICKINING
PANIK AT THE DISCO!
>>74184918
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>oilers
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>74187491
lel
How many is that on the pp now?
refpuck when?
Oilers think this is a sunday morning skate.
GG wp
>coilers
>RNH and Eberle no longer fluff their numbers on the PP/with Hall
>turn to shit
wowee, no one saw that coming
I would like to penetrate that lady in charge of the bridal shower cake.
Do you think Lauren Magiera has nudes?
someone let me know when the 3rd period starts, I can't take any more of WGN's intermission "coverage"
>>74187600
down the rabbit hole I go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paf_1eDD2Ss
>>74187860
Reminder to drink Goose Island.
>>74187860
watch CBC stream?
>>74187946
>implying that's any better
All hockey broadcasters need to fucking kill themselves
>>74187909
Jesus Christ Bollig.
>>74188041
>WGN can't afford teleprompters
>>74188081
My time could be better served getting more drunk, ya know?
>If Eddie ever brewed something
>Konroyd "thunk"
no
How come WGN tv is so shit at doing Hawks games but the fucking radio station isn't? Jesus christ.
>>74188204
At least there is no Dan Roan
>>74188204
>""""""""Weekend Crew"""""""""
Lauren's twitter even proclaims as much.
God damn this woman irritates me. A month in a half ago she was shilling Goose Island nearly every 3 minutes.
>Oilers have given up
Awesome
>Laurent Broissot
literally who?
>goalie change
Welcome to the league kid here comes therapist
>>74188290
>Laurent "1-5-1" Broissot
is who
>>74188266
WGN's broke as fuck. I remember Dan Roan doin the same shit. At least Rich King wasn't corrupted with this shit.
>>74188310
but they have their tower
The Hawks have seemed to left off this period. They need to boot their boots to Edmonton's throats to close this game out.
>actually playing blood in the cut
why
>>74188437
I'm drunk.
>quick to close those legs up
reaction you're used to huh Konroyd
Willing to bet most people went to sleep. How disappointing. Or they blacked out. Weaklings.
I didn't think it was possible to play a more passive style than the Blackhawks. What the fuck happened to Edmonton?
>>74188608
Wayne Gretzky left.
>>74188596
i had to let the dog in because its too fucking hot outside so ive been trying to stop her destroying my shit
>>74188596
In a drink-off, you would lose Rbo.
>>74188640
kek
>>74188652
It's 1 in the afternoon for you. You get an exception.
>>74188652
post pics of dog
>>74188679
I don't doubt it. While I can hold my own (at least I think so), I probably would lose by default because I wouldn't show up to said contest.
>>74188722
inb4 strayan spider-dog
>>74188791
What the fuck is this gay shit?
>>74188791
are you one of those shut ins I hear about on the news?
Is booster juice the bizzaro canada version of jamba juice?
>>74188437
>>74188199
>>74187144
>>74188679
>Only starts to shitpost when the Hawks have a sizable lead.
Scared skeleshit?
>>74188939
NOT EVEN CLOSE YOU FUCKING SHITTER
CHECK THE FUCKING OP IMAGE YOU TWAT-MAGE.
WOOOOOOHHHH GET FUCKED
ANISMOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>74188939
EAT A BAG OF FUCKING DICKS YOU DUICK SLURPING FAGGOT
>>74188939
Good job
>Shit talk Hawks
>Hawks score
Feels great
>>74188857
Not a true shut in, but antisocial.
Ironically, I work with high schoolers.
>>74189000
>tfw I just checked the OP
top kek, well played
>>74189060
Do you smack any of them? They deserve it
>>74189046
>Mock bandwagonering avatar fag
>Hawks score
Fixed
What's with the hawks on this road trip?
They have scored 4 or more in like 5 straight games
>rnh
>>74189060
please tell me you aren't a high school janitor
>that fight
for what fucking purpose
>>74188722
arty party wew lad
>>74189098
Probably getting their shit together so that they're not a first round exit again.
>>74189105
Fuck no.
Would be hilarious if that's what my college degree led to though.
>>74189138
I was thinking about this. I don't even care if they win this year. I just want them to knock out pedosota
>>7418909
>being this asspained
>>74189098
Shhh.... Just let it all happen, anon.
>>74189122
is that a dingo
>>74189236
I'm pretty sure that's a dingo. That's one way to get rid of them kids. Bring in wild dingos
>>74189236
kelpie cross staffy. I dunno how kelpies came to be a thing but i think they bred german shepherds with dingos.
>>74189096
THATS WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT
wait....did they just announce multiple game misconducts?
And that's another one in the books.
gg Oilers
See you guys again later, I guess.
gg Oilers
>>74189332
>10 minutes for rape
>>74189332
Sounded like it. Fighting, some other major and some other nonsense.
>>74188939
>>74189096
GET FUCKED FAGGOTS. WOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
GG Oilers Fans
gg oilers.
>>74189367
>Rbo is dead because of a week off for the Hawks
no doubter
>cya in a week
>>74189300
Anime spam won the day.
>>74189400
>a week off for the hawks
OH GOD NO I FORGOT
>>74189408
NOT FUCKING TODAY SHITTER
>>74189400
Meh. I'm always dead inside
>>74189469
>not posting this instead
>>74189523
I've not even begun to watch your rape/anime/hentai skeleton thing.
Although, that's lewd as heck.
>>74189565
Overlord as a whole is fucking brutal. Nothing more devastating then watching a sadistic murder fight tooth and nail for their life trying to break free from an overpowered, undead skeleton only to realize that all options are utterly useless and futile.
>>74189627
Good thing, lewd things have become because of this.
>>74189469
>Anime decided to carry the day for Darling Domination
>Your rule breaking ass shows up when the game is finished.
>Taking the credit for their work when all you do is johnny come lately shitpost
>>74189781
Only posting that seems to have an impact is fapmagic. Anything else is secondary. Especially when the Oilers as a whole are playing just above .500 hockey the past 10 games.
>>74189781
>OP image has skeletons
>OP image has "fuck Cubs"
>Started posting skeletons roughly 2 hours into the game (still 1st period)
>Still this fucking mad
>Still this fucking Cubs
GET FUCKED SHITTER
WOOOOOOOHHHHHH
Skeletons have long been a thing for the Blackhawks even before you're cancerous contagion erroneously believed it affected anything but it's own terminal fan-base.
>>74190018
>Posting the Cubs
>Their existence overpowers your shitposting.
Looks like we can all thank the Cubs for this great victory tonight.
>Izzy's third degree imposter pretends he means something
Not even close. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74190119
>>74190018
I think we can all agree that it was based Booneposting that brought the Hawks victory
Now go drink until you pass out like the rest of us
>>74190119
GET
FUCKED
SHITPOSTERS