>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am GMT
5 Round Women's Featherweight Title Fight
Holly Holm (10-2-0) vs. Germaine de Randamie (6-3-0)
Middleweight
Anderson Silva (33-8-0) vs. Derek Brunson (16-4-0)
Middleweight
Ronaldo Souza (23-4-0) vs. Tim Boetsch (20-10-0)
Light Heavyweight
Glover Teixeira (25-5-0) vs. Jared Cannonier (9-1-0)
Lightweight
Jim Miller (28-8-0) vs. Dustin Poirier (20-5-0)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am GMT
Welterweight
Belal Muhammad (10-2-0) vs. Randy Brown (9-1-0)
Flyweight
Wilson Reis (21-6-0) vs. Yuta Sasaki (19-3-2)
Lightweight
Islam Makhachev (13-1-0) vs. Nik Lentz (27-7-2)
Featherweight
Phillipe Nover (11-7-1) vs. Rick Glenn (18-4-1)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims: 7:30pm ET / 4:30pm PT / 12:30am GMT
Welterweight
Ryan LaFlare def. Roan Carneiro via unanimous decision(30-26,30-27,29-28)
Schaub is my favourite UFC fighter.
moustache guy is getting HEEMED
F
HEEEEEEMM
ure all a bunch of illegal goofs
I hope u like the surprise ure getting tonite
So where's the free money at tonight m8s?
anyone else punt off $ on draftkings playing these gpps? I'm pretty sure I'm -EV but I keep doing it.
Glenn looks like a bum they found on the streets
>>74181599
i hope your face gets torn off by a drop bear
IS THERE A REAL PREDICTION BRO IN THE HOUSE?
>6ft tall fw fighter
Nover is like 1-9 in the ufc yet here we are
>I picked boetsch
>mfw every prelim fight is going to decision
>>74181614
oh my sweet fuck
>>74181615
Silva Brunson is rigged, Dana
Go metalocalypse guy !!
3 VOICES ON COMMENTARY! THIS IS GIVING ME SENSORY OVERLOAD!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
>>74181614
I'd rather have those tetas >>74181617
instead
>>74181625
No one did
CANT DASH THAT TASH
>6 feet tall
>stance low enough to be head kicked by a manlet
> started back up at mma this past week
> nail the outside of my foot on a thai pad like a retard
> still can't fully walk properly, bruised as fuck
How long do I have to live?
Are they slowly cucking rogan out with this 3-way combo?
I can barely stomach Anik
How am I able to handle Anik, DC AND Joe?
>>74181643
Agreed, it's not comfy.
shaggy with the stache has got this
>>74181640
That's awesome. Which song did he walk out to?
>>74181660
>two white manlets and a BBC
sounds like it
Nigga ate that high kick like it was an appitizer.
>>74181662
>le walk forwards and get hit man
>>74181659
>that middle toe
Anyone got a good stream there? The one I use is pretty shitty today
Struve could cut for welterweight
I thought extended fingers were illegal under new rules? Is Yves blind?
>>74181688
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-208-prelims
Joe will be gone by the end of 2017 the way things are going lads
>fatfuck dadbod deaddaughter DC on commentary
Fucking WHY???? The dude sucks.
How do I gain Schaub's blessing?
>>74181660
>>74181672
rogan has been halfway out the door for awhile now, you can tell with how he talks about it on the podcast
>getting beat by a guy who changes tires
>getting cucked by a nurse
what is the UFC saying by having a big, strong black man on commentary with two white manlets?
karate is a meme
>>74181576
>>74181575
>>74181709
Like this.
Schaub bless brothers.
>>74181659
I did that back when I started out in Muay Thai. Hit the corner with the top of my foot, wound up breaking one of the little bones in there. Could barely walk for like a month. Shit sucked.
>>74181696
I think it's outstretched fingers towards your opponent specifically
>>74181708
gtfo with your daddy issues, loser
>>74181708
kys docksperg
>>74181617
i've had some success...lowered volume on this card though, lineup construction was difficult
How did you guys score that? I've got it 10-9 Nover but could see it the other way.
Glenn didn't land much but he landed some decent strikes
schaub bless brothers!
>>74181735
10-8 Nover with the new rules :)
What is that grease?
Schaub bless
Nover's bearded corner guy is quite a character
Glenn's got a stache like Rory Fan
>>74181738
>>74181722
Thanks fellas
oh jeez sorry
>>74181617
>punt off $ on draftkings playing these gpps
how's it work on there, ive only ever degen'd with normal gambling on mma
Daniel sucks at commentary
is the ufc a sinking boat
>>74181688
Taima.tv
Stream HD
Streams Arena
are usually ok.
I just let Dana know on twitter that I won't be paying for this PPV on account of DC's shit commentary.
>>74181623
Yeah that's why he looks so slow I think. He literally has no muscle left to throw with.
>>74181738
neck yourself
is this le took a pic with Manny man?
>>74181738
Schaub bless you bro.
>>74181713
i dont get why rogan wants to leave
he gets paid to sit ringside and watch a sport he loves. he also does his comedy shows when he travels for UFC and now he only travels in the US and once a month
COME ON GLENN, DON'T LET US DOWN.
>>74181764
DELETE
>>74181763
It kinda looks that way. WME was a mistake.
What's for dinner tonight heem?
>>74181786
I'm guessing he got better treatment and perks with the Ferttitas calling the shots.
>>74181724
Nover's been doing it all fight though
I really hate meme karate point fighters.
That's why I'm rooting hard for Woodley
HES HURT
Predict the betting line for Romero vs Bisping
Bisping +190
Romero -230
Where's aussie bro with crystal clear 720p webms?
>>74181792
Why?
I'm paying, but some people can't afford that shit
>>74181797
it's raw
>>74181797
/ck/ here, REST YOUR FUCKING STEAK
>>74181786
i know a big part is the travel which is why he's almost never on international events anymore
i think he's at the point where he knows he can coast off podcast money, and if wme starts trying to boss him around he'll just walk and do fight companions as an f u
>>74181786
He wants to dedicate more time to smoking pot.
>>74181797
chicken and biscuits
>Gladiator
>more like Rick "Cletus" Glenn
>>74181816
I got a C&D sent to me on twitter man, sorry
>>74181815
>Romero -230
HAHAHAHAHA
Romero -400
Bisping +250
>>74181816
he only does the main events. you gotta stick with me for now fuccboi
>>74181813
>hard for Woodley
I bet you are
19-19
>>74181815
Romero -2500
Bisping +1950
So I just found out they're probably letting go of both Goyito and Larkin, two of my man boys.
>No Goyito for Spanish stream
FUCK THIS
>>74181758
salaries are generally based on vegas odds and you pick 6 fighters per card. get points for strikes, takedowns, finishes, etc
>>74181763
It's gonna be shit for a while. They gotta cut costs until they can score a TV contract and there's no real competition. Plus with the low pay and the Reebok deal killing off sponsors, a lot of fighters are ditching managers who might otherwise invest in up-and-comers like in boxing and the major sports leagues. It's looking bleak for the next couple years.
remember lads
im not alone
ive got all of you
>>74181833
>not doing it for the memes
>>74181844
Idiot
>Yoel of Londor
>>74181820
i did 10 minutes after the oven then 10 after the sear.
>>74181833
>obeying the UFC's harem of legal Jews
Lad...they're not going to sue you all the way in Straya.
19-19
>>74181722
>coral springs
I cNt believe they gave a dance ANOTHER GIFT of a title shot Thompsons style is so fucking boring, unless someone stands in front of him. These karate guys are like dancers...in a fucking video, jumping around. This is going to RUIN MMA, which is why Dana is sold the company. He knew it was about to plummet... I want to see a FIGHT. If I want to watch boxing and some guy dancing... I will watch boxing. I don't want to pay for "tactnical wins". I wanna see brawls I hope Tyron sleeps this dude for the sake of the UFC and the sport...otherwise....let the era of the "DANCE OFFS"....begin...
SEAriously look at this Felipe nober guy dancing around kicking and running NOT fFIGHTING . This is not making me or ne1 want to buy the paperview if it's just going to be this dance "fighting''
19-19
20-18 Nover
NO FORGAY JESUS
>>74181833
how'd they get ur twitter?
KNOCK OUT KANG N SHEIT
>>74181563
Carneiro almost got finished retard. No need to constantly project 205er
>>74181797
brown rice and scrambled eggs
this is gonna be a split decision desu senpai
why did i put glenn in my parlay
>>74181873
Seems like you've been real busy lately, my guy. Enjoy the fights. You deserve it.
>>74181786
>he gets paid to sit ringside and watch a sport he loves
And the alternative is sitting at home with solid camera work and watching with his bros where he doesn't have tobe connected to all this shit and have people in his ear
19-19
I'm not actually webm guy lads
WHAT'S UP WITH THE FUCKING VASELINE ?
>>74181797
shake with protein powder
i could heem any shaub poster
>>74181883
>Carneiro almost got finished
You're the only retard here friend
>>74181852
the people who dominate those things usually have some kind of computer formula and play a ton of entries right?
i know that's what happened with the football weeklys for the most part
When a fighter's wife watches her husband getting brutalized, does she fantasize fucking with the superior male?
>>74181797
Some chicken tikka masala you cunt!
>>74181906
Oh so youre blind too?
Sad!
>le garbrandt dancing man
>>74181919
no because sport fighting will never be like real fights
>>74181922
>Donald posting
>Literally no argument
He didn't almost get finished. He got knocked down. Doesn't automatically make it a 10-8 you moron.
Nover is such a waste of talent
>>74181914
yeah pretty much. although MMA doesn't lend itself as kindly to math as you could imagine
>>74181921
white rice is disgusting
fucking chink
>>74181896
>>74181797
Chicken breast and veggies.
this fight is dull lads
>>74181919
I know I do.
WHERE IS GOLDIE? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I have no idea where this myth of Holly Holm being awkward became fact, but IMO it's complete bullshit.
People don't look at her objectively and are just jealous because she's good looking in addition to having so much else going for her. Their are some pretty bright guys in the UFC, and there are some absolute bricks, at least on camera.
She's definitely not awkward relative to other fighters. If anything she's well above average, but I love how people think that people like McGregor and Bisping are a cut above the rest intellectually because they're loud and obnoxious and come up with an occasional sound bite.
It's actually funny because if McGregor sounded like he does, but was a worse fighter people would be calling him a dumb, Irish prole.
But instead, since he's been relatively successful, people worship him like a god. I mean I have no ill will towards him or Bisping. I actually like them. They seem like good, honest dudes, but you can't tell me they're these social savants.
McGregor is always nervous as fuck doing press. He's jittery and anxious. When he's on a national TV / talk show like Jimmy Kimmel it's even worse. And Michael is just fucking loud, like McGregor. He talks over people and talks so fucking much.
People laugh because they guys talk without a filter, which is fine, but then why do we need to go back and retroactively declare them to be gods of the social sphere?
I mean, is yelling over someone "Have I been wrong yet? Have I been wrong yet?" really a sign of being well adapted socially? Personally, I think it's headed more in the direction of circus freak.
Not to mention they come up with one line or group of phrases and just continue to repeat them ad-nauseam until fight time.
Like McGregor's gazelle comments and Bisping talking about how every fight is different. No shit? If every fight was the same why would we even bother having a rematch?
That and talking about some fucking sparring match he's had years ago? Are you kidding me?
>tfw I could Eziekiel everyone here
>>74181943
Never did I once say him getting knocked down made it a 10-8 you triggered aspie
LMAO
The only way this commentary would be worse is if they found a way to include Brian Stann
>>74181818
as it should be
>>74181947
>tikka masala
>chink
>>74181797
Had a half BBQ chicken from the hot food counter at the grocery store. Got a bag of air-popped popcorn and some lychee nata de coco for fite nite snax.
>>74181919
no she fantasizes about playing the victim because the relationship she's invested in is not getting that win bonus
10-9 Glenn all rounds
>>74181934
MMA is a good representation of street fighting
Most guys won't throw groin shots, head stomp, bite etc unless you're a gang banging piece of human garbage or a nigger
>>74181836
10-9 Nover all rounds
>>74181959
At home watching on a 240p cricfree stream.
29-28 Nover
>>74181967
Shouldn't you be judging the fight instead of arguing on 4chan you obese cheeto lord?
I could beat up Anik
This commentary team is decent. DC and Joe talking techniques and calling with Anik coming in with random fight stats.
>>74181947
> There's literally nothing wrong with white rice
wgaf split decision coming up.
30-26 john glenn
>>74181921
adan, leave now
Nover via split dildocision
Guys, serious question. What is meant to be soo good about Goldberg?
He rarely has any actual insights and just tends to yell a lot. You can also tell that he never bothers to research fighters or even ask them some questions prior to the event.
29-28 Glenn
Glenn 29-28?
Pretty close desu
just call it a no contest and bring out the next fighters
>>74181919
On some unconscious level what you're saying is probably true.
>>74181989
>>74181959
sup guys
>>74181959
they replaced him with Todd Grisham
29-28 Nover
close fight
>>74181797
For you? Salmonella.
30-27 Nover
That last round was really close
I'd give it to Nover but I don't know man
DC on commentary aint workin for me faM
No energy
>>74181983
the cage alone makes it nothing like a real fight
fighting for points alone makes it nothing like a real fight
Glenn throws knees like old people fuck
>>74182001
Lmaoing @ your pathetic excuse of a """""life"""""
>>74181947
Tikka's a british dish you fucking spacker
>>74182020
>unconscious level
>unconscious
>Canadian education
Glenn? You people are idiots.
30-26 Nover, close fight
>>74182012
he was iconic
Anik is a boring turd
>stomping on feet
29-28 Nover, but I can see it going either way.
would heem all here with pelvic thrusts
>>74182022
>always mocked Goldie
>miss him instantly when he's gone
>>74181921
that looks like dogshit
defo not made by an indian
Nover got judges'd
>>74182012
its simple, Joe and Goldie just worked well as a team. Its like the yin and the yang
>>74182012
If we dont have Mike we cant have "He is hurt Mike"
>>74182038
>This triggered for being wrong online
Do you ever leave the house hermit? State of your """"""""life""""""""""""
>> 30-27 kek
>30-27
>LOSE
lmao
Thank you based Judge. Fuck Nover. Running like a little bitch.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12320355
Glenn needs to start eating meat again. He's better than this.
cucked
lmao what are these judges doing, that was all nover
haha wtf
it's gonna be one of those nights so I guess anderson and holly by split dec
Objectively 29-28 Glenn
get fucked nover
>30-27
oh it's gonna be one of THOSE cards
>>74182041
its belongs to INDIA u little cumstain
India superpower 2030
>being this smug
>>74182049
That shit looked like it hurt.
Instant reaction from Norver after
>get a 30-27
>lose
>>74182069
He had to run because Glenn was just fucking leaning on him
anyone remember when prelims were played on YouTube?
tfw no "they go to distance"
>>74182022
I won't forgive the new owners for firing goldie
lmao based judges my parlay is in tact.
Someone scored it 30-27 Nover, was the judge just texting his mom the whole time?
>go in on a saturday to move the economy for President Trump
>look forward to a UFC card all day
>come home
>shower
>smoke a bowl
>crack open a beer
>turn on TV
>fucking DC on commentary
Hmmmm. Do I suffer through and try and enjoy the card? Or should I go down to the hall and pick up a job?
>>74182012
good voice, made things seem exciting. The role of the play-by-play guy is not to provide insights, that's the role of the color guy. Dumbass.
As someone who knows Nik Lentz from the gym, let me give you a quick rundown:
>Autistic
>Manlet
>Spends all his free time watching videos of people playing videogames
>Other free time is spent on collectibles for man children
>Master of the crane game (hence "Carny")
>Probable Weeb
>In recent years has tried to counter his autism by becoming a nu-male
>It hasn't worked out.
>>74182076
No way is Silva vs. Brunson going the distance
>walk in the sauna
>see this
>what do
>>74182028
Wow it's impressive how wrong you were
*grunting noises*
>one judge gives all 3 rounds to the guy that lost
When the fuck are they gonna get some non-retards to do this?
>30-27 to the guy who lost
I really LOVE this meme
CAN'T DASH THE TASH
>>74182092
remember when they were on facebook
who ready to see lentz that DIRTY trump supporter get ISLAM'd?
>>74182082
>when she sees the BBC
>>74182086
It was invented in scotland wanker
SHITTY JUDGES BET YOUR HOUSE ON HOLM
>>74182049
I'm guessing you're against oblique kicks also
>>74182096
He was on here arguing with me about what a 10-8 round means lol
>>74182101
The play-by-play guy is still expected to know things about the sport though, Goldie doesn't know shit, or should I say didn't know shit (boy that feels good). Doubt he ever trained.
Good decision. Glen was consistently pressuring the whole fight.
Has the laFlare fight already happened?
>>74182105
Forgot to mention
>Shitty coach
>>74182107
Jerk off.
That 24 ad
>"SOMEONE ON THE GOVERNMENT IS WORKING WITH THE TERRORISTS!"
when has this NOT been the case
>>74182107
*Hey mom*
>name is literally islam
>>74182035
>there are no police, bouncers, bystanders, walls, posts, fences or other people in street fighting
true 1v1 fighting in a perfect neutral environment doesn't exist in the real world
>>74182107
Lick every drop of sweat and impregnate
>>74182044
haha
>>74182012
Anik commentates like someone who just read a bunch of textbooks on commentating and dedicated his life to his dream like a kid with muscular dystrophy who dreamt of benching 500lbs. Goldberg commentated like someone who could roll out of bed and bench 500lbs but was really more proud of his collection of corn nuts and Bruce Lee movies.
>>74182105
So hes our boy then?
>>74182100
Drink more beer
>>74182100
>not enjoying a ppv card because of 1 commentator
U wot
> His name is literally Islam
Last chance to drain the bank on Islam
>>74182107
She ruined her face with something.
>>74182140
Every 24 season
>THERE'S A MOLE
>23rd hour reveal that the terrorists are being manipulated by a shady PMC
>>74182142
>>74182162
>name is literally christian
>>74182152
Well I usually root against him, but I just found out he is a Trump supporter so I'm going to change my tune.
>>74182162
>his name is literally christian
>>74182107
Piss on the heater, take a shit under the seats. Basic stuff.
>>74182175
This
It's not that wacky
>>74182129
No, I just haven't seen foot stomping in UFC before.
>>74182108
1/3 isn't bad.
why does Nik Lentz have such shit posture?
Miss me?
>>74182105
Sounds about right.
No matter. He's about to get aloha'd.
Judges are incredibly dodgy tonight. And all you ever need is just one bad judge.
>>74182175
>>74182180
*tips*
>>74182172
Same face really, it's just that she peaked as a teen before she got all nasty and dried out from all that Arizona cardio.
Islam needs to be stopped
>one judge gave all 3 to Nover
really activates the almonds
>>74182196
Welcome to New York combat sports lad.
Allahu Akbar
>>74182107
>tfw girls my age will look like this in 10 years
Rofl remember when the UFC shilled the crap out of Nover? Oh Boy how the times change
>>74182196
I thought r1 was the only clear one for Nover last fight. Could be worse.
>>74182186
Chris Leben used to do that shit all the time.
JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT JACAGOAT
>>74182180
> his name is Christian
Exactly. Nobody names their kid "Christianity".
>>74182191
Never noticed that in our personal interactions.
>>74182172
Age, and being out in the sun a lot with fair skin.
>>74182115
Haha yessssssss ...I remember watching Conor's UFC debut on that shitty facebook stream.
>his name is literally Jew
why are there joe anik and dc i m used to 2 ppl
ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM
>>74182155
Cheers la
Islam by submission
>:^D
>>74182204
Who won, I was in the bathroom
uuuuh guys
تكبييير
KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB
>>74182135
Yes. It was dull.
Was that Kebab in his corner?
BASED ISLAM
>Degastan
REMOVE
>>74182218
The fuck does that matter?
Mate, you remind me of the girl in high school that asked the teacher 'Why do Germans have weird names?"
>>74182225
I think Uncle Dana is mad at us.
>>74182115
Remember when the only way to see them was to be in the arena?
this makhchev guy is khabibs protege
>>74182236
There won't be a single finish on the prelims.
Believe you me!
>>74182202
Pretty much...a blonde who has aged and is out in the sun alot= a tragedy
>>74182246
*Khalabeeb
>>74182172
Boxing and all that sun.
a message for dana white please kenny? i would like the 60 thousand knockout of the night money, boss. hehe!
KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB
>>74182216
I miss those days
breaking a foot should be a solid tactic
>>74182241
fucking insecure manlet
Jihad vs boring fighter
>this numale hair
I hope Lentz gets heemed
>>74182254
Well did the teacher give her a good answer?
I hope Lentz loses
>islam
is grinding another word for boring?
Jesus how far behind are your shitty streams lmao
Irish chicken
Kalabib tiem
If that guy was such a good Sambo world champ then how did he get knocked out in the first round lmao
>>74182254
> The fuck does that matter?
Because it's a false comparison.
> you remind me of the girl in high school that asked the teacher 'Why do Germans have weird names?"
You must be that teacher that couldn't come up with an answer.
I hate anik so much, Goldie at least had a good voice and a personality, anik is just fucking boring.
Can the autistic schuab posters please make a bot that comments "BRING BACK GOLDIE" on all of the UFC's social media or something.
>>74182247
Peter LaFleur's fights are always shit.
>>74182237
redneck guy via split (others had it 2-1 rounds apiece)
what is the MMA equivalent of NO MAS
bj going out on the stool vs gsp?
>>74182283
"They don't have weird names, they have German names"
*class laughs*
>>74181898
R A R E
A
R
E
>>74182282
Here comes islam.
Dagestanis all look the same.
No racist.
The chemistry with this commentary team just isn't there.
Rogan way more timid to speak than usual.
STFU DC
>>74182315
lmfao, Germans are so weird and gross
Nik has really let himself go
Requesting webum of SMUG REF!
do not joke about islam
>>74182315
They can be both weird and German. They probably were.
>>74182175
Wouldn't it be Muslim then?
Islam is the faith, Christianity is the face
Islam isn't the same as Christian
Muslim is the same as Christian
he's ready to drop some bombs
>>74182303
Bogan detected.
>>74182218
Christian is worse. Literally means you are a christian.
KEVIN MACDONALD!
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>>74182333
just started watching who is goldie's replacement?
Florida is the Dagestan of the US so this should be pretty even
>>74182326
think hes showing White Fear in the presence of a black brotha?
Lentz hair cut is what happens when you move from a normal place to the (((coast)))
THE FUCK IS THIS
HEEM SLEEPY
fucking hell
>>74182354
Wrong!
Lentz getting KHALABEEB'd
>that wrist control
KHABIB TIME
>I'm trying to be quiet because I feel like they can hear us
DC a cute
>>74182337
Muslim is an English word
islam is an Arabic word with many meanings.
>>74182356
he's probably bored because anik and cormier are fucking terrible
>>74182357
What the fuck are you even talking about retard
>>74181991
Muh dick.
>>74182341
Hunnic savage detected. Your names are weird. Back to Dresden.
>>74182342
I have a Jewish friend named Christiab.
>>74182162
>>74182180
I'm gonna name my kid "Jew" or "Judaism" and just you nerds watch as he makes me untold billions in secret, shadowy Jew-dollars.
>>74181708
/b/ tier edge. Foh
It's another Nik burns out his arms trying to guillotine and then does nothing episode
>*I'm trying to speak very low because sometimes I think these guys hear us*
Jesus, you think Goldie ever gave a shit? This is why this commentary is garbage.
>Already clinched up
Wew
Have you seen this man?
>>74182375
Maaaaaate
smoke cones drink VB
maaaaaate
cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM ISLAM
>>74182371
When Saudis flew a plane into an American building could you say they "did an islam"?
>Islam means submission
>DC's giggling
Fookin heck
>>74182376
>friend
>>74182373
He used to live in minnesota, moves to florida, then grows some retarded beard and whatever the fuck is on top of his head.
>>74182357
Idiot
>>74182393
>>74182332
Khabib would literally murder McGregor.
>>74182327
>der dey go der dey go
>silly rabbit
someone ban DC for coaching
wtf was this?
>the blanket is being blanketed
serves the dirty kaffir right
>>74182357
It's Jewish cultural marxism in action
>>74182405
What coast is florida? The gulf coast? Fuck off retard
>>74182395
It's a verb.
"Islamed" the shit out of it.
@those goofs I convinced not to be the on Lentz
You're welcome
>This is who sperg op hyped up
This is fucking boring, call me a casual all you want you, this is fucking boring
Takbir Allahu Ackbar
>American wrestling vs. Sambo
>>74182406
You type like your pubes just started coming in
>>74182455
>even the best of the goyim must be killed
Retard.
>>74182446
>he didnt bet the RENTS ON LENTZ
>>74182454
Idiot
>>74182447
all wrestlers are fucking boring
just got home, any spicy fights yet?
seems pretty low energy in here
>>74182395
it doesn't mean peace it means surrender along with other meanings.
No those saudi nationals murdered innocent people which is forbidden and punishable by death.
>>74182439
I'm full up on chilli and cornbread
Islam really needs to explode this round or he's going to bomb this fight
>two near submissions
>saved by the bell
First 10-7 in years?
i hope tony heems khbib
This guy looks nowhere near Khabib's level wtf
Is he really a 2x Sambo world Champion?
SOMEBODY STREAM ME
Protip: Not Dana
Where's Waldo? (United States)
Where's Waldo? (Canada)
Where's Wally? (United Kingdom)
Where's Wally? (South Africa)
Where's Wally? (Australia)
On és Wally? (Catalan)
¿Dónde está Wally? (Spanish)
Waar is Wally? (Dutch)
Gdzie jest Wally? (Polish)
Onde está Wally? (Portuguese - Brazil)
Onde está o Wally? (Portuguese - Portugal)
Où est Charlie? (French)
Wo ist Walter? (German)
איפה אפי? (Eifo Effy) (Hebrew)
Hvar er Valli? (Icelandic)
Ubaldo dove sei? / Dov'è Wally? (Italian)
Hvor er Holger? / Find Holger (Danish)
Hvor er Willy? (Norwegian)
Missä Vallu? (Finland)
Ble mae Wali? (Wales)
Ali nerede? (Turkish)
Valoda ura? (Armenian)
Gdje je Jura? (Croatian)
Hittar du Hugo? (Sweden)
Къдe e Уoли? (Where's Wally?) (Bulgarian)
Гдe Boлли? (Russian)
Vili Világa (Hungarian)
(Arabic) (Where's Waldo) أين والدو؟
shitty card so far
>>74182455
>thinking society is not going to fall apart
>They didn't get on Islam at -160
>>74182436
Florida is the southeasternmost U.S. state, with the Atlantic on one side and the Gulf of Mexico on the other. It has hundreds of miles of beaches. The city of Miami is known for its Latin-American cultural influences and notable arts scene, as well as its nightlife, especially in upscale South Beach. Orlando is famed for theme parks, including Walt Disney World.
>>74182479
LMAO, are you serious? Islams round
>>74182474
Laflare vs Carneiro was pretty action packed
thrilling card
just as we all expected
>>74182414
THIS MAN PULLS SO MUCH PUSSY
>>74182485
my low-key boy connonier is gonna btfo white bois in an hour
Lentz unironically won the first round
>>74182478
islam needs to reform before the round starts or he might get out paced
>>74182489
Get in the discord for stream links
https://discord.gg/jUwFn
https://discord.gg/jUwFn
https://discord.gg/jUwFn
>>74182464
Well, it's gonna happen, so may as well get in good with them. Who knows, they might make an exception.
>>74182478
Islam is gassing hard. hopefully he has some sleeper cells of energy left that he can activate so he can launch an attack soon.
>>74182455
>Implying heem aren't your only friends
>>74182494
>so far
It was a UFC on Fox card before it started
At least Joe is there but he's not worth the price of a PPV
>>74182500
I have him in a bunch of parlays at -175
>Tfw Khabib will never rub ice on your chest while giving you grappling advice
>>74182479
Wew these casuals
>>74182507
No.
>>74182533
lol
Nik Lenz is gonna get pregnant after this
>>74182528
Heh heh heh, you little trickster, not gonna get me in your gay little fagcord that easily.
for you
>>74182529
youll be first to die faggot
>>74182478
Did khalabeeb change his name to islam lol
>>74182533
Having three commentators is a clusterfuck.
The black guy HAS to go.
Any fights happen yet?
Stuck at work, what is happening?
>>74182528
>Discord
>>74181659
my toe on the right of big toe
>>74182542
>0.0 seconds of control time
>0 takedowns
You are clearly retarded
Would BJ Penn have defeated post USADA Nik Lentz?
>>74182567
2 fights down, halfway through the third.
You've missed precisely nothing of interest to any normal person.
imagine khabib is maia's size, who wins?
>>74182564
>the black guy
just leave. you clearly dont belong here
>>74182564
Agreed. This is worse than the 3 man strikeforce team
Has there ever been an exciting fighter from Dagestan?
>>74182564
anik has to go
he is so fucking annoying
I wish joe would just do us all a favor and heem him
>>74182564
Anik?
I know you don't mean DC, because he's whiter than Rogan.
>>74182577
I meant no as in 'No, I'm not serious"
>>74182120
by a mexican who was in scotland doing seasonal yard work. it's a mexican dish
joe and cormier have good chemistry
When did the UFC peak?
20-13 Islam
>it's a grapplefuck
>DC comments
Jesus christ i never wanted anyone to shut up this much as this man
Just woke up lads, what'd I miss?
Has the commentary been okay with Rogan and his new team?
>>74182610
never
so sambo > wrestling?
>>74182605
>JR AND DC
>>74182528
http://www.247hd.info/hd1.php
FIRE JON ANIK
3 IS TOO MANY
20-18 Islam
this is boring as shit to watch
headbutts and knees on the ground back pls
>>74182616
>Has the commentary been okay with Rogan and his new team?
It's been abysmal.
>>74182538
The kind of boys I like aren't fit to fight
MMA girls are naisu though
>>74182610
The TUF 1 live finale
>>74182616
You missed 2.5 terrible fights.
The commentary has also been poor. The chemistry is not there and having 3 people is not comfy.
K H A B I B T I M E
THIS FIGHT IS FUCKING TRASH
>>74182592
maia easily
khabib is strong but very sloppy.. he will get snagged in something
>>74182596
That fella who fought Gian Villante last, was he Russian or Dage?
Nick Lentz is a great grappler and he's getting dominated.
Dread to think what Khabib would do to Conor. Even if he trains sambo full time for 3 years, he'll never get on Khabib's level. That's why he's hiding hoping Mayweather gives him a red panty night.
>its a Nik Lentz fight episode
>>74182596
They all got removed in the 90's.
man what a fucking boring card
You can't meme with sambo
>>74182628
Wow youre really stupid. I'm surprised you can even afford a computer.
>>74182610
UFC 100
Khabib os Just as meme as Islam 2beeh
>lie on someone for 10min
>win "fight"
>>74182628
Nope! Anik s good.
DC sounds like a tranny.
>>74182616
No, there's already a 40,000 signed petition to bring Goldie to PC.
D.C. and Rogan are a pretty good commentary team. I liked Goldy too, but DC just knows the sport better.
Islam 10-8
HOW DOES HE NOT LOOK SO DOMINANT ON THE GROUND. HE'S BARELY ACTIVE I THOUGHT THIS DUDE TRAINED WITH KHABIB
>>74182658
Hapkido > Sambo
30-27 Lentz
>>74182672
t.someone who's never trained a single day in their "life"
So fucking boring, fuck those churka wrestlefuckers who don't even attempt any submissions
Lentz is pudgy at this weight
>>74182610
anderson silva debut through to anderson silva leg snap
just ban grappling for more than 15 seconds
if you don't have a choke after 15 seconds , you get stood up
>>74182658
UFC 208 - Just Fuck My Shit Up
sambo too stronk
>>74182628
Is not only that for some reason he feels the need to explain EVERYTHING that is going on and Rogan is like "yeah i know that"
has DC spoken in the fight so far?
Is Khabib speaking Russian?
>>74182657
it's been pretty bad so far
I knew it would happen when people started suggesting it might be a sleeper hit. Can't be a bloody sleeper hit when you expect it to be one ffs
>>74182646
id imagine khabib would keep it standing
>its a dryhump episode
>>74182676
Well youre an idiot that doesnt know the difference between PBP and color, why would any of us give a fuck about what you think?
>>74182681
what, Lentz is getting nothing done on the floor
If Sambo was easy it'd be called jiu jitsu
NEW THREAD
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>>74182719
>>74182719
>>74182719
>>74182719
>>74182719
NEW THREAD
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>>74182592
Khabib vs Askren would be better
Anyone else noticing the audio mixing is reallyt bad?
The commentary mics are really low and the crowd mic and corner mic are really loud
>>74182733
please stop. the op truly doesnt matter
If it ever happens, Khabit v McGregor will be the most disappointing fight you'll ever see.
>>74182736
>Askren
LOL he would get dominated and subbed
>>74182649
fight starts standing up
the vast skill discrepency you describe also exists in the standing department, in conors favor
you do the math
literally conor vs mendes all over again
>>74182755
all conor fights are hype regardless
>>74182697
fuck off and steal some cars
>>74182712
Yes
>>74182767
No doubt but Khabibulin will lie on him for 5 rds.
>>74182763
>also exists in the standing department,
LOL if you think Khabib will get tired beating up Magiga on the ground.
Dana ruined the UFC signing these boring Dagestani pieces of shit
>>74182658
>can't meme with sambo
>a sport where you can spam the memest of techniques
>flying scissor
>rolling kneebar
yah, nah
>>74182697
he had an arm triangle you uninformed casual
>>74182911
He actually didn't
>>74182936
in round 2 he did? he was using his shoulder to pressure lentz face but decided to let it go
>>74181983
>mma is a good representation of street fighting if you disregard 90% of the people getting into street fights
>>74181961
tl;dr
>>74182241
where the fuck has machida been? Is he retired?
>>74182241
is Conor the most successful manlet of all time? Is that why he is so famous? Manlets can relate to him.
>>74183504
>is Conor the most successful manlet of all time
guys what time is conor fighting at? getting pretty tired, might go to bed and watch his fight tomorrow.
>>>74184129
Roughly 3500 bongs