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Previous thread: >>74167712
News:
>McCall out of UFC 208 fight
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/830479232853749760
>Both McCall and Brooks will receive show money
https://twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas/status/830493996669599745
>Dana not interested in resigning Cirkunov
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/dana-white-misha-cirkunov-done-in-ufc-after-flaking-out-on-new-contract
>Khabib points out that the UFC needs him to humble Conor
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/10/14583158/khabib-nurmagomedov-offers-to-help-ufc-smash-conor-mcgregor-and-make
>UFC 208 start times
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/how-to-watch-ufc-208-tonight-fight-card-start-time-online-results-and-where-to-stream
>Jacare: Bisping ruined Middleweight
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/10/14578342/ufc-jacare-souza-michael-bisping-has-been-disaster-for-the-division-mma
Fuck Schaub
Saturday is a good day for fights
>I wish they'd let me in next door so I could suck your fucking dick
What the FUCK ?!
Is this before or after Patreon gets their cut?
I wish I could get $250 a week to talk like a nerd about things I dont know about.
>>74176455
Do you have a british accent?
>Dana pays McCall and Brooks despite them not fighting
They started fairly recently with that, didnĀ“t they?
>>74176408
In your dreams, homo
THERE ARE ONLY 10 FIGHTS TONIGHT HAHAHAHAHA
>>74176484
No I have a so cal bro accent
>Jon
i could heem everyone here and twice on sunday
>>74176497
Wow 2-3 less than normal WGAF
I remember when PPV prelims werent even on TV.
>>74176512
>>74176452
This meme must never die.
>>74176452
this is a very funny joke man, well done
>How was your workout, Anon?
>>74176563
I would rather look at Hope Solo's shot out hole than this
>Jon
>>74176542
>>74176538
i made alot of that oc including this one
Old goat better not have lost his head movement
Memes aside
Do you think DC gives good head?
>>74176593
Your efforts are commendable.
>>74176593
>>74176512
DC looks like such a harmless teddy bear. it's hard for me to concieve that he is a ruthless killer that can beat the fuck out of 99% of people.
>>74176612
>>74176565
Will Silva use his inflatable tube man strategy tonight, lads?
glad 2 see the succ is back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDbKwohyJFE
>>74176583
that can be arranged
>>74176611
i hope they fight again so i can make more
This shit will never get old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwJGvbqAGw
>and also that I'm forever gonna be your bitch?
>... yeah
>>74176637
how does her husband feel about all this? just imagine for a second that this is your wife. life must be living hell
>>74176628
Hahahahaha holy shit my sides
What would the conversation be like if that was DC and Jon?
>>74176653
ARE WE PRETENDING AGAIN
ARE WE PRETENDING AGAIN
OK
ARE WE PRETENDING AGAIN
>>74176637
you think Holly has bad body odor?
>>74176688
>back that ass up jon
>i know you didn't just cum too early jon
>treat me like a bitch, jon
>>74176656
Bro most women in thier late 30s look like that
>mfw Brunson out nigs Silva and KOs him with some 0 technique blacksplosive haymaker
What will happen to the arachnid next?
>>74176699
B L A C K E D
>>74176722
He retires like he should have years ago
>>74176722
Chris Weidman is the only person who will ever have KO'd Silva
>>74176722
Rematch with Bisping because Bisping doesnĀ“t want to die against Yoel and they need a main event for London
>>74176740
>ko
That's a bit generous. Silva was clowning and took it too far and the ref fell for it as bad as Weidman did. Completely unfair in my mind.
>>74176758
Heh
I am Anderson Silva
>>74176758
Well done badir
This Ian McCall saga just shows that it is impossible for a man to weigh 125lbs and be healthy.
>>74176817
What if that man is only 5'4" and instead weighs 144lbs?
Check
Mate
>>74176769
Wut. He was in another dimension bro.
>>74176817
>McCall is out again
Literally how
So we all agree that after Souza subs Boetsch, the matchmakers need to make Souza vs Mousasi 3 as a title eliminator right?
>>74176817
Someone said that itĀ“s due to him taking drugs and generally being unprofessional. Another conspiracy theory is that he does it all on purpose to get the show money.
McCall is the P4P biggest fucking goof in the ufc. Holy fuck this guy never fights and he posts on mma forums all the time hyping himself up I am so fucking mad right now
>>74176838
Hmmmm not really sweetie. There's no way to tell his level of consciousness, and there's no way he could have been KO'd that easily.
>>74176863
What about Rockhold? What if Moose beats The Chris?
This division is stacked and Bisbong is somehow the champ.
>>74176863
Souza completely dominated moose in thier second fight, I don't see how that fight is logical
why dont we call him Jon 'The Anikdote' Anik?
>>74176929
literally who gives a fuck you idiot
>>74176970
And Moose KO'd Jacare stiff in there first fight
>>74176989
Lucky upkick
>>74176989
>>74176863
souza vs mousasi is more like a Title match
Romero is gonna heem bisping.
Jacare vs Romero for the title , jacare subs romero
Mousasi vs Rockhold for number 1 contender, Mousasi dominates rockhold
Jacare vs Mousasi for the title.
That's the order
>>74176977
IF YOU AIN'T DUTCH, YOU AIN'T MUCH!
>>74177008
Jacare couldn't sub a tired Romero though
does shawb poster leave every weekend or is it just this weekend and last? its so nice without him posting shawb and scat
>>74177033
Please anon, heem I'd all he's got
Post slips everyone. It's more intense watching fights when you know someone could lose hundreds of dollars
I have two slips. One for Holm, Silva, Boetsch (rate 12.72), and second for Boetsch winning and Holm vs. GDR ending in submission (rate 35.1).
How hard am I gonna win?
Also, post your slips.
>>74177045
>>74176817
I dont even feel bad for this dude anymore. His fights are boring as fuck, He always talks shit about how he is some kind of killer but has done nothing but decision/draw since being in the UFC. Thats only when he does fight though, cause at this point it is just as likely that he will pull out of the fight rather than step in the cage. Fuck this stupid moustache twirling, leg humping faggot, even Bellator is too good for him, he can go butt fuck Askren in China.
>>74177059
>betting on a jap ever
Lentz will win but you fucked up with the jap, cashout and do lentz/silva instead
>>74177090
>Lentz will win
t. white supremacist
TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT
>le free show money man
>>74176982
I give a fuck
>>74177195
and look at that you are a literally who
>Uncle memey out again
Why do I still foolishly get excited about his fights
should i take more picks?
>>74177210
Don't be proud of being an ignorant goof just because they don't know my name Adam
here is andys new walkout song
https://youtu.be/LgM2DCWUOZg
https://youtu.be/LgM2DCWUOZg
https://youtu.be/LgM2DCWUOZg
>>74177237
your opinion = WGAF
>>74177242
Source https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/830511153000349698
>>74177242
this kid better be like 13 years old
What do you guys think about Gunnar vs Jouban?
>>74177157
i don't get it
>>74177288
I think he's saying bookies keep the money fi fight is cancelled
>>74177283
Jouban gets choked easily
>>74177242
So Andy is throwing away his iconic walkout song to promote his kids shitty rap music? Hope he gets heemd and I have money on him
Most definitely not normal
>>74177045
let's go!
Somebody make JUST edit of McCall pls.
>>74176494
Whos the homo?
>>74177326
Any male in the presence of Schaub.
dc
Which one should I wear for the fights tonight?
>>74177320
Is that a Teixeira + Souza parlay?
>>74177303
No I'm saying McCall shits his pants on fight day and then pulls out but gets his show money
>>74177361
>no master kim shirt
Its the only good shirt my man
Jacare Soooza
>>74177361
all of them you faggot.
>>74177364
yes, i think texeira / jacare is a safe bet.
mmmm
>Card doenst start till 12
Gonna be a late one lads
>>74177320
t. doesnt know how to bet
>>74177520
you can still do two muslims prayers till that
>>74177528
>Be Brazilian
>Think you can talk shit about any other country
>>74177416
Wow i bet this is one of those record that ett broken every other day
>>74177528
>>74177320
>Gambling all your money away instead of spending it on weed, stevia and chicken tendies
>>74177528
toplels
>>74177515
durrrrrr
>>74177562
>be British
>manage to get BTFO by Brazil of all places
Sad!
>>74177562
Salt
>>74177520
Prelims don't start until 1 lad same as always, better get used to it.
>>74177617
>better get used to it.
I've been following and watching mma longer than you new friend
I was just saying
who /rizin/ here?
>>74177617
>>74177520
Uhhhhh....yeah....hey uhhh...dummies? Yeah, there's this MAGICAL place called North America, maybe you've heard of it? Yeah sweetie, and get this, in North America...the card begins at 6pm and is over no later than 1am.
It's called moving.
John Wick 2 or UFC 208?
>>74177652
Rizin's the best.
>>74177664
Kino Wick 2
>>74177664
the former tb h, has some kino fights
>lamest
>biggest
>p***y
too late to submit picks?
>>74177650
>I've been following and watching mma longer than you new friend
You're the one coming off as a newfag friendo :^)
>>74177664
John Wick 208
>>74177361
Tie them all into a rope and hang yourself from it
>>74176511
san diego or LA accent?
>>74177692
you can, i'm here. i was gonna do last minute picks an hour out but you can post your picks and i'll add them
godamn you guys can be lame sometimes
>>74177694
I doubt you even know what a gif is, new friend
when does the united foreskin cagefighting number 208 pay per view start? thanks la
>>74177664
Why not watch both, watch the UFC tonight and go see John Wick tomorrow.
>>74177727
not a good fight for pretty boy Alan
>>74177692
What a fucking GOD of a man.
>>74177652
Rizin all the way
>>74177664
go tomorrow to watch john wick.
>>74177727
>syrian model vs nobel european
Portioned some thoughts
>>74177724
GDR
Brunson
Souza
Teixeira
Miller
Friendly reminder that Nik Lentz is a Trump supporter and is going to get BTFO by Islam Makhachev.
>>74177652
Bellator is plebeian ya goof
>>74177652
/rizin/
/codybuttasspoop/
>>74176875
I heard he was having a bad-moustache-day. It just wasn't curling right thus, leading to a minor mental breakdown.
>>74177729
>he still uses gifs
cute
>>74177794
Ian McCall?
More like, Ian Lick-my-balls.
>>74177832
my man
ty
>>74177361
Top middle mi familia
>>74177811
we know you are gonna support your muslims brothers mohammed
>>74177361
>mfw Brendan Schaub personally designed each one of these
>>74177832
Holm via DEC
Silva via HEEM
Jacare via DEC
Glover via SUB
Poirier via DEC
>>74177727
Nice one, calling a SD for Gunnar on this.
>>74177878
the stranger things one is p cool
>>74177893
buddy Gunni is going to tap him with ease
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME
>>74177562
>Be British
>Have time to pray twice
>>74177727
interesting fight.
If gunnie gets him on the ground its all ogre
rooting for gunnie
Best girl and future GOAT coming through bitches
>>74177917
too slaggy
>>74177652
UFC the best in the west.
>>74177932
You're a godDERN fool, boy.
>>74177932
You must be a fag
>>74177902
I'm not so sure about that, Jouban hasn't a shitty TDD.
>>74177944
this is the kind of bitch that posts underwear shots to her instagram while you're dating her
>>74177664
UFC bro. Nothing beats live fights, you just never know wat will happen.. meanwhile John wick will be a hero and constantly reload his guns
>>74177947
Not the Canadian or putin
>>74177917
>>74177944
thicc :3
>>74177692
Wow trump is a hunk.
>>74177947
trump is 70 years old
Charlie Z would knock all you fagots out cold
>>74177944
>>74177986
glass chin
>>74177996
muh dick
>>74177999
>No head mument
>>74177811
Anyone have the picture of Lentz after the weight cut?
>>74177727
I told you guys here
>>74177283
I also told you guys about Larkin vs MVP but wgaf, right?
>>74178024
Lmao nigga you're on an anonymous image board. What the fuck kind of recognition are you really hoping for here?
>>74177671
>>74177688
>>74177702
>>74177742
>>74177768
>>74177959
All I really want to do is watch Holly's fight desu and showtime is at 10:40 P.M :/
>>74177995
WTF that nigga STILL posting videos
how is he not dead
>>74178036
I DEMAND hespect.
I also broke Ledet getting injured.
You're a chump.
>>74178052
I broke Ledet pissing hot and every McCall fight cancellation so far
Babygirl will be alright in today's fight, right
>>74178066
Talk to me again and I'll break you. Know your place.
Does anyone else browse /heem/ exclusively while at the gym? I swear I can't bust out a heavy set unless I'm picturing you little nerds and how I'll smash you all with my increased power. I don't even watch fights, at least not since GSP. I just love to lord myself over you spergs and imagine myself crushing your greasy little heads.
>>74178043
The champ will never die
>>74178075
Sometimes I browse in between sets, heem is slow in the mornings so there isn't much to read tho
>>74178075
that is pure autism friend, you fit right in
>>74178075
I'm 6'4 and built like a brick shit house, I also got an 82 inch reach and College wrestling and Boxing experience
You'd be nothin but a bump in the road goof
>>74178106
>college wrestling
What the fuck are you gonna do when I'm not wearing my singlet you little homosexual? I'd like to remind you that sucking my dick isn't an officially sanctioned wrestling maneuver according to most governing bodies.
>boxing experience
So basically you walked into the gym and someone like me knocked you the fuck out and you never went back?
>challenge heem to Name ONE (1) person who is a better fighter, more successful, taller, stronger, smarter, richer, funnier, richer, smarter, stronger, taller, more successful and a better fighter than Brendan P. Schaub.
>they can come up with even ONE example
Really strains the brain, huh?
>>74178133
He's shit
Just saw this from bamma 27 for the first time
very enjoyable fight if you haven't seen it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBZxz8W55Qc
>>74178133
*can't come up
>>74178140
He is Big & Brown but he most certainly is NOT sh*t
bings and bongs lads
bingbong prelims?
>tfw ufc fan
>find out the UFC is causing your other favorite sport that is usually aired live on Saturdays to be tape delayed
seriously FUCK YOU UFC AND CABLE COMPANIES
I was gonna buy the PPV but now I'm not, eat shit Dana
>>74178133
Go away Schaub i know its you behind all these posts
>>74178075
hahaha this cuck think he can fight, i could literally kill you with just one punch
>>74178133
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/IMG_501*.jpg/
>being this pathetic
how many bing bongs, comrades?
Tim Boetsch is 4-5 as a favorite
Tim Boetsch is 7-4 as an underdog
if you give him (you)s he wont just continue to post the same posts over and over, other retards will join in because theyre desperate for (you)s too. we gotta do better
>>74178205
Not seeing the problem brochacho
>tfw no goldie
>>74178232
You ok bro?
>>74178212
2 bongs
>>74178133
Good
>>74178265
meant for
>>74178152
>>74178273
Why not?
>>74178250
>tfw inspiring her husband
the schaub meme is like a virus with no cure
I fear its too late
if we keep ignoring it hopefully it dies out like dat boi
>>74178133
>still not a single answer
I'm glad so many of you are seeing the light.
who is objectively the best female striker in mma of all time?
>>74178319
Sounds like you should get some more productive hobbies bro.
>>74178204
My man... You're Peruvian...
How many bongs until prelims?
>>74177652
Me. WME cutting half the UFC roster is only a good thing.
>>74178349
2.5
>>74178349
2bongs 30 bings
>>74178348
You mean like you are right now?
holy shit i made the ian mccall pulls out joke yesterday and now it has become truth
any requests?
>>74178378
i know you're trying to help but youre just encouraging him. youre giving him the attention he wants. please stop
>>74178133
When my boy struve rolls out his dope podcast it will blow schoob out of the water
R8 my technique
https://youtu.be/NiLONZPFido
>McCall out again
K E K
how many hours until main event bros?
would you?
>>74178411
What happened to your little whine thread to Hiro last night? You seemed in pretty bad shape crying about MMA
how many seconds until jacare and boestch fight?
>The Netherlands gets gifted a title shot in the UFC. It's a literal nigger fighter.
You can't make this shit up folks.
>>74176384
Your threads are shit and when I figure out where you live I'm going to risk my life to murder you.
>>74178443
fuck off back to /pol/
>>74178411
You won't be able to get a weapon here and I promise I won't bring one or anyone with me. I'll tell you where we can meet I'll fight you in real life the day you come here.
>>74178411
>he's still crying
It really is nothing personnel, kid.
>tfw 6 ft 7 and 320lbs
Super Heavy Weight class when? I'd be champ within a year
>>74178253
>>74178269
>>74178319
>>74178348
>>74178366
>>74178378
>>74178411
>>74178430
>>74178457
Gets mad that Hiroshimoot deleted his thread about moving heem to /asp/
>>74178443
What's it like living with such severe brain damage?
>>74178460
shut up
R8 tonight's card out of 10
>>74178443
if you tried to be not autistic you could make friends in real life and not have to come on /heem/ and post things like this for attention
>>74178457
>he deletes his posts
>his second attempts are even less funny than his originals
wew
>>74178496
How long until /r9k/ starts crying about women main eventing?
>>74178496
5/10 tbqh
>>74178497
Just name the time we'll see what real life is all about. No guns, no weapons, no friends of yours show me what's up.
>>74178396
Khalabeeb
>>74178496
4/10.
WMMA is a JOKE
>>74178516
Lol so now you're ban evading and spamming our general cause you're butthurt we're not going to /asp/ like you were crying about?
Odds on you being the scat spammer at -500
>>74178484
spicy roller with adan?
I like memes.
>>74178515
Looks like its already started. Neckbeards are seething just like they did last time.
HIT IT WITTA LEFT
HIT IT WIT YA RIGHT
IMA KNOCK THE PUSSY OUT LIKE FITE NITE
>>74178423
Yes, but only if she kept hotpants on, they make that look
>>74178526
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/1/30/14442146/khalabib-nurmagamedov-retires-from-mma-due-to-nik-lentz-grinding-team-mate-islam-makhachev-to-a-fine-powder
>>74178531
You say I won't do anything in real life I'll fucking pick you up from the Orlando airport and we'll fight at my gym. After I beat the fuck out of you you can stay at my place for free. Don't tell me I won't do something in real life and then back down when I invite you.
Islam Makhachev
>>74178423
in an instant
>>74178133
The Patron Saint of /heem/ fits all the criteria well.
>>74178546
It's been deleted, but he just started a "move heem to /asp/" thread a few minutes ago and linked it to /box/. He spammed scat over there a couple times and I suspect in some other places as well since some of the script text contained references to tennis and a couple other sports. Sure is one angry janitor.
Yes, I like boxing, kill yourself, etc. etc.
how long until fp?
/Heem/ used to mean fights, family, and fun. Now it's just a bunch of disgruntled drunks, dicks, and degenerate gamblers.
in all honesty /heem/ having it's own board would be awesome
>>74178642
12 hours
>>74178608
its cool to think its a janitor or whatever but we cant deny that this stuff only happens when shawb poster is actively posting. never happens every night when he sleeps or whenever he takes a break from heem
>>74178648
Memed too hard for our own good
>>74178642
2 Bongs 15 Bings.
>>74178642
There are great things to watch on fitpass 24/7 ya dumb goof
>>74178648
Goof
>>74177671
>>74177688
>>74177702
>skipping a live event for a movie
Why? You guys virgins?
>>74178668
good gimmick
good post
I like that islam and muhammed are well presented in this card
>>74177944
Id like to have her ass sitting on my mace if you know what I mean
>>74178688
Spicy.
>>74178648
You're seriously new
R U DA 1
when prelims starts?
all you cunts are new i've been here since 1997
>>74178656
i haven't seen Springsbro post all night tho
>>74178609
Exactly. You're all talk. I literally do not give a fuck I will fight anyone on here give me your email address. I will pay for your plane ticket both ways if you beat me and it will be a fair fight where I train you're not going to get jumped or killed.
>>74178684
oh and there are some white vs. black fights, can't wait!
>>74178722
yes to face sitting
not a virgin
yes to being a keyboard and irl fighter
not a teen, am 25y, wish i was a teen tho
>>74178651
/wmma/
/Khalabeeb/
/REEM/
/Schaub/
/Mcgoobs/
It would be amazing
Did realize Ian McCall was off this card.
>>74178848
Is that a joke?
>>74178855
Would /heem/ be a red or blue board ?
>>74178848
What the fuck is going on here...
>>74178855
More like
/Schaub/
/TFATK/
/BBB/
/Tiger/
is it autism hour?
>>74178656
I was wondering why heem was good last week, and then it turns out it's cause the dude got banned. Coincidentally there was no spam in those 3 days.
>>74178651
>>74178855
Sounds like you two have a lot of experience posting on /asp/ Only a true mandrama aspie would derive enjoyment from meta generals like that existing.
>>74178866
blue. to keep degenerates away
HEEM ME INSIDE
>>74178863
>>74178872
gotta warm up somehow lads
>>74178883
this is regular daytime /heem/ pretty much. comeback after their bed times and its lovely
>>74178883
are you new?
>>74178883
I'm getting things revved up
>>74178855
/NGANNOU/
/mcgregor/
/platty/
/lellator/
/rizin/
/fightpass/
/bunda/
/webms/
>>74178904
I call dibs on being the /NGANNOU/ op. Fuck off everyone else.
Dana signs a mandrama guy to UFC, MMA general on a chinese imageboard gets ruined forever.
Butterfly effect.
I call making all gamethread tonight
Rich kids that live across the street are starting a party.
I thought this was going to be a comfy UFC night. Fuck
>>74178904
>Le personality generals xD
Seriously just stick to WWE you idiot
>>74178929
>/mcgregor/
>>74178904
/NoLove/
>>74178930
you should just be banned right now desu
>>74178496
6/10 on paper but i think it might deliver some new memes and spicy heems
>>74178934
you lack fun in your life or you just hate the noise?
>>74178934
Just call some off-duty cops to come over and shoot them.
>Expecting Punished Sage
>Gets Dabbing Sage instead
At least he will know how to wrestle hopefully or blacksplode
Imagine watching cricket lol
Imagine being so triggered by a general you don't like existing you devote time to spamming it
Imagine living in poo peeland out of your own free will
>>74178904
/hooligan/
>>74178949
I'm the best poster here tho
White says UFC will not re-sign Cirkunov :(
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/11/14584372/ufc-dana-white-misha-cirkunov-contract-not-interested-mma-news
Fresh Megan Anderson Q&A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL_aP2ZuzgQ
>>74178952
there's nothing wrong with that
>>74178962
Both I guess
I dont want to hear loud music and sluts having fun when Im trying to watch the fights. Its not comfy.
WHOGAN WHODERSON?
>>74178976
>white people dancing
YEAAHH Watching weigh ins on loop and having energy drinks. Getting really fucking pumped up lads BRING IT ON FUCKS
>>74179015
>brazilian sluts
would bang. darker ones or white sluts? i want a brazilian negress go dammit
>Tfw new computer so have to set up my filters and 4chanx up all again
:(
>Uncle Creepy pulling out
What a shock
>>74178443
i've told you like 5 times now that I live in Milwaukee
The same New Zealander that made the /sp/ discussion thread yesterday to get us transferred to /asp/ is now taking matters into his own hand.
How sad. Go find another general to embarrass yourself on. Loser.
ufc won't let ian mccall fight
is it racially motivated?
>kiwi trying to imitate australian top quality shitposting
sad tbqh
>>74179056
Calm down.
>>74179081
be careful
I'm thinking about adding "Expert" picks to the side and goof those too. Who should I include?
The only one i really know is Robin Blacked
Hey why dontcha make a new thread crying to Hiro again you massive pussy
>>74179091
/heem/ is the experts
>>74179056
ebin perkele
>>74179109
this
>>74179091
Cuck Thomas
>these retards falling for such awful bait
BASED NZGOD
>>74179096
The more you reply to him the more he spergs out. He wasn't loved as a child and clearly had no real friends or valuable social experiences growing up. So he resorts to earning the scorn of anonymous strangers on a text-based image board. If it weren't so fucking sad I'd be raging too, but in this case it's better to just let him tire himself out.
Come time for the fights he'll work himself into a frenzy and script-post his scat porn until he gets tired of that too. Rinse and repeat.
>>74179147
shut the fuck up already
>>74179138
t.mandrama aspie
>>74179064
She is hot. Which makes everything so much worse.
White, but she has a nice tan and bikini likes. Also young (18ish)
>>74178982
196ers in /heem/ don't know who he is
>>74179160
More like not a retard that knows how to filter and report
Jacare to win in round 1 is only -120
How can that be?
>>74179181
Keep playing cheerleader to scat posters sperg
>>74179184
no one cares
>>74179184
Drain the bank on it lad
who is going to fight at the womyn's 145lbs division?
that shit must be the shallowest division in the UFC
>>74179184
because tim is the average bloke round 1 assassin we need but don't deserve
>>74179153
kek, "that guy" is a little too much though as they know each other very well
>>74179184
Because Boetsch is notoriously durable and tends to over perform when it comes to him being an underdog. Wouldn't be shocked if he wins tonight to be honest.
>The good old days
>Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 1m ago
>Hearing word that Tyrone Woodley is a basic bitch whiny nigga
>>74178984
who?
Jacare via whatever he wants lol
>>74179091
schaub
>>74179190
Keep playing catcher to his pitcher, retard.
>>74179244
anyone know about an acestream?
>>74179273
Not this early. There's always an acestream for the main card of PPVs though. Keep checking leddit.
Who do you guys have in Belal vs. Randy?
>>74179091
Eugene picks poirier, glover, jacare, Anderson, and gdr
King Nate picks poirier, cannonier, jacare, Brunson, and holly
>tfw you live for days on /heem/ when there is a PPV
>tfw shitposting in /heem/ while a PPV is on is the only joy you get in life anymore
t-thanks bros
>>74179331
Iktf, it's the only thing that gets me through the week day grind. WME trimming the schedule may cause me to heem myself.
>>74179331
/heem/ is a dysfunctional family, but on fight nights we all come together for the same purpose - to watch brutal heems and cherish new memes.
Love you brother. Schaub bless.
>>74179306
thanks for the info
I WILL NAMECHAD UNTIL JACARE GETS A TITLE SHOT
The JEWfc will never be good
UFC is the best mma promotion ever
>>74179377
>>74179389
Nice 4chan pass paddy
>>74179331
*gives manly hug*
>>74179401
Calling it now.
Tim Boetsch will upset Jacare.
>>74179301
That's ruthless man
I LUHV YOO /HEEM/
SHE YOO SHOON, BOIZ
>>74179436
Post slippy
>>74179436
Every single contrarian has memed this stupid fucking prediction. Tell us, oh wise one, why you have chosen Boetsch.
The guy that KOd by Ed Herman will beat Jacare.
This is what people actually believe.
I'm starting to have McCall type symptons, I think I feel a greasy Schaub coming lads. Don't post any kool memes until I get back ok
>>74179471
Why are you so triggered?
>>74179478
It hurts every single time.
>>74179495
Not funny please delety
>I BACK, YES I BACK.
What did Anderson mean by this?
>>74179478
Conor McGregor
>>74179478
exactly no one sane pays 45 shekels to watch ufc
>>74179503
>gets called out for being stupid and saying stupid things
>"W-w-w-why are you so t-t-triggered..?"
Heh, you really showed em, bub.
Heeminder:
http://desuarchive.org/wsg/full_image/1449945890080.webm
>>74179528
Calm down
>>74178656
Yeah but the spammer uses proxies. Could easily continue to spam even if banned. I'm not crazy about the dude from Coral Springs but it looks like a frame job.
>>74179461
he hits really hard mister!
1 hour till early prelims yeah?
Its gonna be a long night for us Yuros again
Yuros stay up till 5 am watching the UFC lel
>>74179478
DELET THIS
>>74179554
pay
>>74179531
>>74179478
or you could sit at home by yourself or with at most two friends and stream it
it would be an even cheaper night if you did that
>>74179478
REEEEEEEEEEE
Paddy sperging out hard
>>74179478
He is saying its ok to pirate it
>>74179567
I cherish it
h-how do you t-think big rigs w-weight cut is going?
Imagine sitting at home alone watching the UFC lol
>>74179618
it's pretty comfy
>tonight's card
wew..
>>74179478
Francis Ngannou
>retards on this thread hating on the GOAT
kek
>>74179649
Pruned immediately lol
>>74179653
It's literally one irish sperg
What's wrong with that Irish poster and Silva?
>>74179614
remember when rumble moved up from 170 to 185 and missed weight by 11lbs? probably something like that
>>74179649
finally the mods are doing their jobs. if they would delete all early threads these faggots would stop
>>74179649
btfo!
KYS
>>74179611
>>74179586
>>74179687
>rumble was a welterweight
>had some troubles making weight back in the day
>kept missing weight a few fights after the speer one
>koscheck stuck a finger on his eye the same way gsp stuck a permatrauma on koscheck's right side of the face
>moved up to middleweight but missed weight there too
>lost to TRTor
>got cut
>decided to give 205 a try in some regional promotion called wsof wdgaf
>said fuck it, let's go full heavyweight
>collected some wins and went back to 205 in the ufc
>failed to dismantle cormier for the title
>unironically the only actual current threat to cormier besides jones
>a love triangle
>an eye poke story
>forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BzgIidwJMo
wtf with this shitposting
where is the paddywagon
>mfw I deleted my own post
*grunting noises*
>>74179708
Why did you edit it? It was perfect the way it was before
>>74179691
best picture ive seen tonight
thanks
>>74179723
because the tito ortiz and chael sonnen stuff doesn't make sense after their fight?
>>74179734
>>74179723
Shut up
what is this spergs beef with anderson silva
>>74179741
That's not how it works dude. The original pasta was much better.
>viacom MMA
>>74179758
fuck you, i'm the original creator of that pasta and you can lick my nutsack
he's pretty funny not gonna lie
>>74179745
There was literally nothing autistic about this, it was the single greatest move I've ever seen on that shitty show. Chael is on a different level than those hacks and losers he had to compete against and would have won if Arnold wasn't such a fucking retard.
>>74179782
why are irish people such autist cunts?
>>74176511
black or white accent
>my leader can heem your leader
Fucking deal with it, fatties and yuros.
>>74179792
inbreeding lad
>>74179807
wasnt he dropped by a jab
>>74179815
No, he was evading a brutal sucker-punch haymaker which made it look like he "dropped". Really it's just that his level changes are on a completely different level than the average person.
>>74179824
Why is 208 a PPV?
>>74179842
>weaboos
Sad!
>>74179842
145 meme belt
>>74179842
Dana said so
>oh and you owe me a new thread you mf
the spergs are all revved up to make the next thread
coral springs is already f5'ing on the catalog to make sure he spams "cpt schaub" like the true loser he is
>>74179807
>"world"
>>74179854
90% of this thread got filled up by the Irish manlet 194er being butthurt about Anderson
>>74179861
that's how I got banned a few days ago
>>74179861
Well at least there's some restraint today.
>McCall out
The literal walking meme man drops his FIFTH straight fight. Uncle Dana is probably gonna have some words with him.
Too bad desu, I was really looking forward to having a few laughs at the midget fight.
how many bingy bongs
>>74179842
because anime is for autists
>>74179891
70bings cca
>>74179886
>Five posts early
>>74179886
Nope never
NEW
>>74179877
>>74179877
>>74179877
>>74179877
>>74179898
What are you talking about?
>>74179886
>addition
non-autistic new
>>74179929
>>74179929
>>74179929
>>74179929
>>74178075
I would portion you, lad.
>>74179916
Can you please just stop? Getting to make the OP is not even a big deal. No one ever replies to the OP so you don't even get any (You)s out of it.
>>74179940
>already a thread
> didnt put heem in subject line
Fuck off autist
>499 again
500 and get out
>>74178605
REEM bless
>>74177059
>>74177090
>>74177106
Little inside info on Nik Lentz
He is an autistic manlet. As someone who used to be coached by him, I hope he loses.
>>74176838
He was just foolin
>>74178976
I'd prefer naked sage desu