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/hoc/ Earlyfags need to be genocided edition 2017-02-11 06:53:07 Post No.
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2nd for just in time (to make the playoffs)
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>>74175703
HONK HONK
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>>74175700
What's the playoffs in Grease? Climbing the latter from complete destitution to mere poverty?
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>>74175600
sixth for super bust 2017
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Howard V Miller
Quick V Price
Who is next? ??? V ???
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>>74175630
>Having forwards that can play D is a trap team
The mild have the 4th most goals scored and 1st in the west
>>74175651
1.5 good seasons and last year wasn't terrible. It seems like you qualify being competent as winning the Vezinyk.
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What is his endgame?
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>>74175777
Make money
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>>74175733
does your mother have another son as funny as you?
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>>74175703
honky a cutie
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>>74175777
Crash and burn the league with no survivors
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>>74175829
>>74175715
>>74175703
reddit go back
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>mfw a ho scores three goals tonight
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>>74175733
2km water polo in the Aegean sea.
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>>74175829
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>A
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>>74175737
He has 42 games and 34 points, is that bad for a dman in OHL? Though honestly he should be playing tougher games in AHL instead in order to actually develop, but thats what you get for going to cänädiän junior leagues.
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REMINDER THAT CANES/STARS IS GOTD
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>>74175903
He won't bust. It's just a meme. Defenseman take longer to develop.
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>>74175903
He was 5th overall and hasn't gotten any better.
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>>74175933
Well dmen go higher now since a lot of teams have been ignoring developing their defence for years, and now they're desperate to grasp at any straws that resembles a dman.
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Will 3rd overall in 2017 be another bust?
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>mfw the mild lose game 7 of the SCF at home in OT
me on the right
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THAT PLAY
MUH DICK
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>>74175903
>He has 42 games and 34 points, is that bad for a dman in OHL?
not memeing here, but yes it is. even the stay-at-home type defensemen in the NHL put up at least PPG in the junior leagues
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SENS PK IS GOAT TIER
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>moving soon
>find this poster packed away
>realized I bought it from a school book fair when I was in primary school
>also find my first hockey game ticket stub that was from back when it was still the Savvis Center
The nostalgia hit me really hard.
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>>74176084
No they don't lmao stop meming juolevi has plenty of time to be good.
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>>74175980
The problem is he wasn't worth 5th overall. He didn't stand out as any better than Sergachyev or Bean
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>>74176151
yes, they do. 34 points in 42 games is close to griffin reinbust tier
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>>74176084
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>>74176151
>Tkachuk has more points in the NHL than Juolevi has in the OHL
I can't even make this up.
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>>74176193
I didn't realize defenseman and wingers developed at the same rate. Kill yourself.
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>can3s
W3W. this game is over, poor cam
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>>74176220
t. Virtanen apologist
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>>74176240
There is no game without Dallas memeing it up. jesus
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>>74176193
Do they track slewfoots?
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>lelolgol
WEW
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>Harrolina Curricanes
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Quebec Ouragans when?
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>>74176491
>Ouragans
what's that?
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>on a good team, Pageau would be a very good 4th line center
Th-thanks Norman Flynn
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Just made a nice poo lads
I named it Greece
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That ref deserved it
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My "Likes" list in youtube is presented as not public and I can't watch them today. WHat's going on?
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>>74176633
post cricket lad
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>>74176703
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>UBS taking for goddamn ever to send me my 1099
>can't finish filing taxes
>can't get sweet, sweet $1K+ refund
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Why are Finnish "people" so fucking UGLY
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>>74176703
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>>74176750
>that hairline
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What's the most times you've wanked in a day
Serious replies only please
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>>74176793
4 maybe 5
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>>74176750
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>>74175703
/hoc/ is pathetic
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>>74176793
3 times.
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>>74176828
its been flooded by redditors it fucking sucks
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>>74176793
most i remember 2
but i have probably 3
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>>74176837
Did it fall off?
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>>74176895
it became red and sore. I was waiting for a hurricanes game and had to kill time.
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>>74176820
>>74176837
soft hands
>>74176867
>>74176887
stonehands
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>>74176793
Not even once
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>>74176895
No it grew 5 inches
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>>74176909
Damn I'll have to give that a shot
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>>74176193
Tkachuk is prototypical player who peaks early though. He doesn't have anything elite in his game. I bet he won't go in top10 in re-draft 5 years from now.
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>>74176909
Damn must be nice to have 6 inch dick.
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Hey
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>>74176906
Real man doesn't have soft hands.
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> least coast fags play early game
>against a west coast team
This shit should be against the rules. The canucks game started at 10 this morning
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Teachings of Senpai help me!
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>>74177054
It's comfy though
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>>74177054
>Bettman scheduling
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>>74177054
Shut up you whiny fuck
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>>74176750
he plays hockey bretty good tho
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>Lindholm-Aho
who can stop this monster duo?
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>>74176750
My wife: He looks like a lesbian
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>>74177077
How about we start a game at 9 local so you faggots have to stay up to midnight for puck drop
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>>74177100
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>>74177100
this t b h
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>>74177103
Okay, if I'm making millions to play a game I think I can live with it
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>>74177054
>waking up
>brewing coffee
>turning hokkei on
whats not to like
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>>74177103
Every 7pm west coast start game ends around 1am eastern already. That's not new.
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Scratch the back of your ballsack right now and post what your fingers smell like
>lemony with a hint of swiss cheese
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Cats/Preds has been a decent meme
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>>74177186
Boston
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Gary Bettman: *clears throat* Thank you Jesse for that inspiring speech. Ladies and Gentlemen... the 2017 Pepsi® Art Ross winner is...
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>leave hockey game
>It's still bright out
Delete
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wew
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>Finnish goaltending
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>>74177186
Don't tell me what to do
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>>74177186
Soap
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>>74177213
Phil Kessel
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>>74177239
>twenty seventeen
>bathing
Gross
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>>74177228
boy do I hate Ricky Gervais
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B A R K O V
A
R
K
O
V
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Kevan Miller and Colin Miller have both scored on Ryan Miller today.
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>>74177301
Fag
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>>74177253
haha le chubby goofy hot dog man XDDD
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ANDY
N
D
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>>74177307
What an absolute thundercock
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is hertl a bust?
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BRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
bam bam DALLAS bam bam STARS
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>>74177309
please
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>>74177307
>that amateur-like holding of the bottle
How can others tell what you're drinking?? Pulju needs to teach him.
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>cancucks
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>Cancuck defense
lellllmaooooooooo
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>>74177337
Hard to say, if his knee stays healthy from now on he won't be but if it gets hurt again he will be a bust.
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MEME ALERT
SHORKS/CRYERS OT STARTING NOW
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>>74177422
Dell is on fire desu
Cryers dominated game
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David Pastrnak (25)
Assists: Adam McQuaid, Adam McQuaid
DOUBLE ASSIST
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KEK SHORKS
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>dat burns choke
KEK
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>Brett Burns handing the flyers 2 points
What a gentleman
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SIMMAZAM SIMMADOME
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>shorks getting BLACKED
Kek.
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Preds swedes are on full choke mode
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>>74177534
finnish goaltending ain't exactly helping them out either
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3 hours until ice hot USA on USA action.
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>chicago edmemeton
best game of the day. pretty hyped desu. go pulju
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>the city of the Atlantic division
>the shantytown of Colorado
>the dilapidated borough of Arizona
Which of these is the worst?
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>>74177573
colorado by a fucking mile
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>>74177573
which ever is in the sunbelt
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>>74177585
they all are
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>>74177573
I wonder what Roy has been thinking this season
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>>74177611
pussy
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>>74177573
>iginla left the broons where he had perfect chemistry to play in colorado because of 1 meme season
always funny
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>>74177638
>will never be hofer
>will never win cup
laughing SO HARD at iggy desu
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>>74177253
WHERE. IZ. PHEEL.
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>>74177002
>tfw average
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>>74177654
>>74177638
good riddance. cup chasing cuckold
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>>74177638
>>74177654
He's hard to sympathize with
He blew his chances
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>>74177638
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR LEAVING CANADA YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
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Please no bully Jerome
He a gud boy
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>>74177846
Jarome
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>canadian goaltending
They're just riding on the reputation of Roy aren't they?
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kek robot ref at canes stars
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>saro5
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>>74177928
my bad
>s6ros
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Bakov is fucking raping Forsberg
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>>74177928
>>74177936
He is only 2aros, Rinne let in the first 4
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huh how come Marchand is allowed to slewfoot everyone but not get suspended from hockey???
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Go leafs go
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>>74178038
;^)
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>subban trying to fight
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-11 09:35:01
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>>74178048
what the hell do you mean by ";^)"?
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>>74178038
Because he scores a shitload of points now.
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>>74178044
>narcist city toronto
Well that's atleast right.
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Dubs and Pulju will out score Laine by 30 points next season in the NHL.
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/hoc/ please give your opinion on this topic:
>>74178084
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Why isn't Pastrnak memed more on /hoc/?
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>>74178149
Bruins in general aren't that relevant here
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-11 09:45:20
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>Hansen 2 pts this morning
>above >0.5 PPG
trade him trade him trade him NOWWW!
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>>74178181
granlund is making your shitty team watchable to be honest. Rocket of a shot.
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-11 09:48:06
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>>74178200
>Granlund
who???
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>>74178218
Makke. Finnish newspaper wrote that he lit a fire under Sedins ass when they got to play with him.
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>Arvidsson hat trick on free oven mitt night
peak meme
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>>74178307
>free oven mitt
lmao
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-11 09:57:24
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>>74178260
Are you making shit up?
That sounds so unbelievable.
>Finnish media exaggerating everything
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>>74178307
>free oven mitt night
Why is this even a thing?
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does trashville have the best shoulder patch?
>guitar pick
>tennessee flag
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>>74178346
It's a promotion with Trisha Yearwood, some players went on her show too
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-11 10:04:49
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>>74178346
to stay safe while fisting ya mum
>>74178407
>hockey so unpopular you need some fringe e-celeb to boost their popularity
when will NHL be a legit major sports contender?
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Nashville scored 4 goals and no forward got an assist. Weeeeird.
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>>74178472
Excuse you, she has a show on Food Network
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Reminder that Jesse Puljujärvi ancestor killed Chinese labourers during the golden horde invasion of Xipingjing
Canucks BTFO
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>st peter has a sub-900 sv%
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What's going on with Price by the way?
He's been playing horribly the last.. 6-7 games?
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>>74178581
He's been bad since December actually
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>>74178581
All star meme game and world Cup = No time to practice/rest
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For your consideration: is Nicklas Backstrom a future hall of famer?
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>>74178641
Guess that's true
>>74178686
A lot of players played the WC
Do players honestly put effort/energy into the all star game?
>>74178695
Probably not, he's fairly underrated though
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>>74178511
Kek
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>>74178695
No. Personal stats are ok, but he'll get labeled a passenger. And he doesn't have any hardware besides a silver medal from a game he wasn't allowed to play in, not even the end of the year All-Star team.
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>yfw the blots win the nolan patrick cup
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>>74178744
Goalies that started in the WC aren't doing well.
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>>74178347
The dragon ball?
>lame as shit
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>>74178850
Bob has been ok but the rest are injured, shit, or in the AHL.
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>>74178695
Cup and/or continuing the score as he has for the remainder of his career. I hear people say Jumbo Joe is a lock all the time, the only real difference is that Backstrom is younger and will need to continue to produce in his 30's. Ovi is the more elite winger to have played with but it isn't like Joe played with scrubs.
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Why are Euros always bust? Can they not handle the smaller ice?
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Austrian Underdog (ID: !!3gz4nr96hg5)
2017-02-11 10:50:45
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DALLAS *BUM BUM* STARS
DALLAS *BUM BUM* STARS
THE SKID IS OVER LADS
PLAYOFFS HERE WE COME
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Arvidsson is ELITE tbf guys
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>>74177100
No one
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>Pee Kay Pooban
>Lets a 44 year old Jagr push him AND tip the puck in
>Loses an edge, turns over the puck for another goal against
>Chimps out against Trochek, loses the fight AND punches the ref
I've never been more grateful Habs traded this absolute nigger.
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who is your favorite player that doesnt play for your team? mine is freddy
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Fact: Finns are the most powerful race in the world
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>74179403
Why are canadians cupless for such a long time?
Can't they handle too much success?
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>>74179537
Is his head pruny because its wet? Like when your fingers go like that in the shower
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>>74179544
>>74179403
Replying to this guy
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>>74179544
>Austria
>Has never won a cup
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>>74179544
Peru why are you lying down?
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>>74179558
No worked he out so hard that his skull could not be maintained and was recycled to allow for more muscle growth so now there is only a thin layer of skin protecting his brains.
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no Detroit gamethread?
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>>74179544
>canadians
Canadians win the cup every year though...
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>>74179544
Has an Austrian PLAYER ever won a cup?
Has Stan Lee ever been to the backwater nation of Austria?
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>>74179584
>Who is michaek Grabner?
This guy will break the >rags curse
And after the >rags being too dumb to protect him he will win the cup for Vegas
>>74179587
Literally what?
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>>74179660
That will be a burger cup, not an Austria cup.
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juhla-mokka (ID: !!Vm4JOme+U2r)
2017-02-11 11:04:49
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is he cell key material?
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>>74179660
Look at your flag :)
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I'm a little pissed /sp/'s 4cc team doesn't have a single /hoc/ player
then I remember that the 4ccup is shit and nobody cares.
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>>74179726
>Le funny flag changing joke xD
I've heard it too often to be offended by it by now
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>>74179783
you seem pretty mad right now calm down there fritz
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>>74179814
why did canada steal austria's flag and turn it sideways and add a gay leaf?
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>>74179775
Is /hoc/ a bust?
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>>74179826
I don't think any of us really give a shit desu.
I'm an oldfag so I remember how big the cup used to be, but now it's pretty pointless.
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>>74179843
FUCK OFF
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TRUTHBOMB ALERT:
>>74179806
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>wow Connor nice girlfriend you got there
>"You first PK"
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>>74179837
It never made sense to me outside of just wanting a reason to bully other boards. Literally just watching video games autoplay.
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>>74179887
>he only gets secondarys off the ice too
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>>74179887
I feel bad for him, all he wants to do is hockey.
>>74179892
it was neat at first but people started taking it too seriously and getting too tactical.
I tried to become the manager of /g/ a year ago but the guy just stopped sending me skype messages
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>>74178581
Not memeing, he's not as elite as canadumbs hyped him up to be. He's a top 5 goaler who will bounce in and out of that for the next 5 years.
He had a career year, which, while incredible, he'll never match again.
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>>74179983
>hes a top 5 goaler that will bounce in and out of that the next 5 years
So hes a really good goalie? Name 1 goalie who was elite for more than 2 years at a time.
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Daily Reminder that Jake Virtanen has 9 points in the AHL, he has an outstanding 0.25 ppg average. Truly they got the steal of the draft
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VEGAS
E
G
A
S
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>>74180027
This.
Why do people crap on Virtanen? He's probably one of the best players in his draft.
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>>74180027
Ive hated him ever since that world junior he was such a fuck up there
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>>74180020
Lundshit tbqh, but he's old and bad now
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-11 11:33:02
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>15 points in 54 games
>+/- is -17
Is this man busting before our very eyes?
>le no defense and no scoring defenseman
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>>74180020
Lundshit, Rask, Rinne, Quack. Maybe even fucking Luongo.
Hasbcucks hype him up on a level towards the Roy, Hasek, Brodeur trio. Nowhere near that point, and never will be.
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>>74180052
Campbell babby
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>>74179490
wew
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Price got overrated due to the fact that people wanted him to live up to his draft position and he had a good run that coincided with being able to win for Team Canada. You have to look past that media storyline shit and actually look at his stats. He was never an all-time great especially not relative to his peers.
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>>74180027
>forgetting Pull-you
el oh el-ing at your life my man
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>>74180055
>Rask
Has only had 1 good year
>Rinne
Injured every 2nd year
>Quick
Meme goalie who has never been elite for an entire season
>Luongo
Has Luongo ever been considered a top 5 goalie?
Lundqvist is the exception, not the norm, but he also plays on a team who, until recently blocked 50% of the shots.
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>>74179887
What a submissive little shit. I bet she pegs him.
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-11 11:39:48
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>Ekblad
>MacKinnon
>Yakupov
>Nugent-Hopkins
>Hall
All these 1st overalls... busting before our very eyes.
Was the last successful 1st overall pick Tavares?
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>>74180145
>Ekblad
>Bust
Is this a meme? He single handily got the Cats into the playoffs last season
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>>74180145
Why did Colorado take Mackinnon when they needed and still do need a defenseman? Are they dumb?
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>>74180121
thats his point dummy. price is comparable to those other losers. tim thomas was more elite then him lel
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>>74180121
>Has Luongo ever been considered a top 5 goalie?
casual af question tbqh
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>>74180145
>MacKinnon only has two more goals than Seth Jones
lol
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>>74180156
Seth Jones is having the last laugh.
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>>74180159
I dont think Price is all that good, but goalies are rarely good for long.
Like I said, Lundqvist is the only goalie I can think of in this decade that strings together elite seasons
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGlAkiCN4-M
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>>74180172
>he fell for the Luongo is good meme
Theres a reason hes been traded 3 times in his career.
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>>74179506
Max Domi desu
I still watch the video of him one hitting Kesler since its so hilarious.
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>>74179506
Jake Bean
Hes /ourguy/
>>
Give me 37 reasons in the next minute why I shouldn't order a pizza or it's happening.
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>>74180121
>only had 1 good year
He was great in 2013, 2014 and this year though
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>>74180222
>this year
2.32/.910 is not elite.
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>>74180216
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God cam Atkinson is elite so is bob
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>>74180159
tim thomas was unironically elite though tbqhwyfamalam
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>>74180278
For like 2 years. Thats my point. Goalies burn out quick.
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I see Price isn't starting tonight
The Habs might actually have a chance at the W
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>>74180156
Because he's an elite two way centre
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>>74180299
>>74180299
>>74180299
>>74180299
LEAFS v SABRES
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>>74180308
Confirmed
MacKinnon > McJebus
Avs > Coilers
Nevermind the standings and the numbers McJebus are putting up
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>>74180235
But he is one of the reason's Bruins are in the spot they're in now.
Just because you are not putting up Elite Numbers doesn't mean you are having a shit year.
Look at how many wins rask has compare to the rotating back ups we had. Our backups compared to 2 total wins out of the teams 28.
>>74180291
To be fair he was 37 during the 2011-2012 season.
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>>74180308
>the old "he's bad but I'll claim he's strong defensively so that they can't talk shit" ruse
lmao
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I hope Laine helps us out with a top shelf own goal tonight
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explain this shit finland you fucking ugly bitches
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-12 12:06:10
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ba da da da ba bust!
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>>74180463
Imagine getting blown by Pulju
Imagine how small you'd feel inside his massive maw
Holy hell
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blues @ habs
>>74180523
>>74180523
>>74180523
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>I actually thought the Canes were going to be good for once
NEVER defeat Oilers at the cup, NEVER.
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>>74176903
lucky it was a canes game, most arenas wouldn't be that empty for you to get away with it
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>>74180501
bost buljus sister :DDDDD
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>>74180553
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>>74180559
Hot damn
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>saturday
>laine still playing in the middle of the night
Why is this allowed?
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>>74180559
When did Pulju start growing blonde hair?
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fucking stop this bullshit just fucking admit mongols are hideous
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GG JEST
It's nice to hear your anthem entirely in English and not in that faggot frog tongue
>Kuch called for a hook not two minutes into the game
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>>74180638
Love our finnish brothers pls
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What ever happened to >Norge there's two (2) Norwegians in the >rags game
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>>74180463
The cuties play football, hockey is pretty much for retards.
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>>74180732
The real alphas get drawn towards esports
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Josh Anderson is literally rick Nash 2.0 he's got speed he's big and he can shoot
Otherwise he's nothing
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>>74180732
It's actually pretty funny how true that is. I also played Football and i'm good looking as fuck.
NHL is full of ugly guys. When Lundqvist is supposed to look good you know the bar is not high.
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BOB MOTHER FUCKERS
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>there's a guy at a Winnipeg Jets vs Tampa Bay Lightning game wearing a Boston Red Sox hat
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>>74180873
I think that's gio
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I heard you were calling Hockey players ugly, you mongol fucks?
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drouin's sick
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DETROIT RED WINGS
tbf guys
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>>74180971
I'm just waiting for the collapse
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>>74181046
>>74181046
>>74181046
bolts jets
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>>74180984
lad
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>>74181140
bruh
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Can the wings sell already? Jeez this team blows donkey nuts
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>>74181140
>>74181165
When will you faggots realise that its not about the size, but the shape?
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>>74181165
>tfw no east african gf
its not fair bros
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>>74181140
Ps. I appreciate that you saved my file name too my friend
>>74181176
>tfw getting a top pick during a shit draft year when Vegas is hogging one of the top spots
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>>74181202
When will you, fag, realize that all posts on 4chan aren't 100% serious?
>>74181205
Very good post, that is a really cute girl tbf
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>>74180537
>islels beat oilers
>only stay good long enough to be embarrassed the next year
>canes beat oilers
>get relocated 12 years later
The curse is real
>>
My friends made me go out tonight instead of staying in and keeping up with the khokkey, what have I missed? Give me the most important facts/events/happenings pls
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>>74181650
Arvidsson hat-trick.
That would be it
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>>74181650
Wings still suck
>rags is still a meme
>finnish goaltending
>Laffs defense
Still matches to go
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>cucks
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>laffs
>>
>jest
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>hokkis
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>mfw back to being elite
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>>74181706
>matches
Eat shit Eurocuck
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>>74181878
Any news on Stammer?
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>>74181891
pls love me America
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>>74181905
Last news was he's right on schedule for a March return as initially predicted
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Cute Swedish centers > Canadian ceners
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>>74181212
No problem, friend. Do you mind if I save >>74181212 and >>74181165?
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>>74181891
it's the correct term.
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>>74181878
this gif spooks me pls delet
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>>74181954
Good post my friend
>>74181958
Not at all my friend, save away
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-12 01:25:27
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DROP IT
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>>74181940
Use proper terminology and maybe I will
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>>74181941
Cool, will make the last run for the playoffs interesting for the bolts
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>>74182037
I love you regardless of the other autistic burger
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>>74181985
No it isn't you shit stain
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-12 01:27:42
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is this man finnish or swedish?
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>>74182070
Very finnish
>>
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>>74182070
I'd love to say Swedish, but he's very finnish
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-12 01:31:33
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ls this man Finnish or Swedish?
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>>74182177
Likely swedish
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>>74182177
Looks like hes from Khanada
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>>74182177
Average Dane
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>>74182177
Literally me
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>>74182391
>Average Dane
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>>74182473
Proper cutie
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>>74182473
still better than the average canadumb
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>>74182473
not even a homo but would succ
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>>74182547
You fookin take that back or Ill sock ya in the noggin, comprende monsieur?
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>>74182650
God damn your president is a living meme
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>>74182650
n-no im sorry im not powerful enough
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>>74182717
canada doesn't have a president they have a queen
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>>74182717
>""""""president""""""
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Please stay focused guys, we're making fun of the mongols.
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>>74182717
>Danish education
We have a Queen, a General Governor and a Prime Minister get it right
>>
guys, I joined twitter and then I got autobanned less than five seconds ago.
this is spooky.
All I did was post memes
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>>74182761
>>74182773
>>74182826
Sorry Finland and Leaf
Your prime minister is a living meme
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>>74182873
Daneland is a land fueld by memes
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>>74182842
Not your blog faggot
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>>74182925
Not denying that
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>>74182927
i understand that but twitter is trying to force me to give them my phone number, which would lead back to me
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>>74182948
>>74182925
Really makes you think, doesn't it? Everyone claims Finns are memekings, but all they do is post menes stolen from Sweden and Denmark.
How many memes did they steal from Norge?
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>rags
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>>74183048
WTF? Where's the rest of him at?
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>>74183048
literally just put a cheeky tenner on >rags
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>>74182996
Finland is the retarded brother of the north
We love them, and allow them to have a little fun once in a while
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>>74183048
>tfw to intelligent to leave the stroller
fug i shouldve thought of that, walking sucks
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>>74183048
Mental
Organism
Designed
Only for
>rags
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Hockey is for EVERYONE
Even Finland stop making fun of them they are trying their hardest.
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>>74183128
that fucking hustle. is that from tonight? pls post more, they sustain me even better than a Boar's Head Ultimate on wheat bread freshly made from Publix
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>>74183176
>trying their hardest
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>>74183232
I didnt say they werent retarded
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>finland
>trying their hardest
Affirmative Action was a fucking mistake
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>no goal
reeee what a stupid sport
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>finland
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At the Pittsburgh @Coyotes game now, having a blast. I'm overall confused but fuck Pittsburgh
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>>74183289
Puck don't lie
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>>74183333
nice quads
did crosby get his 1000th point yet?
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>>74183522
Just got tied 1-1
No Crosby goal fuck Pittsburg
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmt7gS0N5Fo
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forgot to ever post this but I made a Christmas story, never finished it though.
'Twas the night before Beanmas, when all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even a Laine.
The playoff hopes were hung by the chimney with care,
in hopes that Don Cherry soon would be there.
The finns were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of cell keys danced in their heads.
And Pulju with his pizza, and Aho in his cap,
had just settled their memes for a long game's nap.
When out on the roof there arose such a goddamn clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what fuck was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a teemu,
tore open the shutter, and threw up the window.
The moon on the boob of the new-fallen snow
gave the lustre of midday to objects below,
when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a miniature bean and eight tiny doggos.
With a little old driver, so lively and mean,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Bean.
More rapid than eagles, his coursers they came,
and he groaned and shouted and called them by name:
"Now >rags! Now >rags!
Now, Pekka and Jari!
On, Bill! On, McMeme!
On, Publix and Kippers!
To the top of the standings!
To the top of the league!
Now meme away! meme away!
Meme away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild oinkers fly,
when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky
so up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
with the sleigh full of memes, and St. Bean too
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
the prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
down the chimney St. Bean came with a thud.
He was dressed all in bean, from his head to his bean,
and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and bean.
A bundle of memes he had flung on his back,
and he looked like a memer just opening his pack.
>>
2-1 get fucked Shittsburgh
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>>74183738
>20yrs in the league
>only won a divisional title in a lockout year
ahahah oh wow
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>>74183333
Check'd
Post pictures from the game please!
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>>74183785
The Kangz have 0 division titles and 2 stanley cups, desu
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>>74183785
Fuck you leaf, AZ teams are garbage, let me have this
>>74183808
I'll take more too but I have to resize on the fly
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>>74183876
Thanks!
Attendance tonight seems fairly good?
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>>74183941
Only one section has sparse population
But Larry Fitzgerald did the puck drop so that probably helped attendance, it did bring me lol. I would like to go to another game though.
I'm also amused that I am one in 6 ish black people here.
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>>74184061
Get one of those meme jerseys they used to wear.
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>>74184146
those jerseys are the best
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>>74184061
Aaah alright - generally like the Yotes, would love for them to get some more attendance/attention
Haha, yeh hockey generally consist of a lot of white people, hope you'll get proper hooked on the game though - best sport there is
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>>74184187
>>74184146
This
Their alternate jersey is sick
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>>74184269
it's the only jersey that screams arizona
>>
HEN
RIK
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>>74184146
Not for 144 trump bux, but I do like the old school logo. Did buy a Doan shirt tho. And a mini puck cause it was cut.
Made sure to get my Larry Boblehead of course.
>>74184240
I just may. I'm taking away that it seems pretty hard to play following a tiny black puck that flies at what, 70mph?
Also this is what I mean by sparse sectuon. Can't see below me tho.
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400
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>>74184294
ARIZONNNNNAAAAAAAAAA
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juhla-mokka (ID: !!Vm4JOme+U2r)
2017-02-12 02:46:05
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>>74184350
>>
>>74182547
>crooked eyes
>fucked up teeth
>a dink
2/10 WNB
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>Fall off of playoff spot
YOU ARE HERE
>Trade Galchenyuk,
>Patches won't re-sign
>neither do Radu
>both sign with the Quebec Nordiques who win the cup the following year
>Price signs with Vancouver, wins the cup there
>Weber busts into over payed pylon status
>Gally is a 10th of the player he ever was
>Dano asks for a trade
>MT&MB are extended unto 2032
>The Toronto Maple Leafs (with P.K) win a cup before Montreal
Its not too late to change the future lads
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>>74184536
you do know you have sergachev right?
>>
guys i thought the listerine addicted shantytown of winnishit was supposed to win the cup next season
>>
Why is Colorado so bad? I feel like their whole roster is average-or-better.
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>>74184636
The Roy curse.
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>>74184636
Poor depth, overrated top 6, lolnodefense
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>>74184314
Glad you enjoyed the game. Hockey is a great spectator sport.
>Two breaks in the game that are just long enough to grab some more beers and take a piss.
Literally the greatest.
>>
/hoc/ is it time to put Allen and paryanko back in for fantasy?
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-12 03:02:11
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>losing to the Sabres
TOP KEK!
Also, coilers WILL lose tonight.
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>>74184636
Duchene is pretty legit, I'd take him on my team any day.
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>>74184858
As a winger maybe
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>>74184820
I'm in the last period now actually.
How many games are generally played in a season?
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>get shutout and allow four goals against Cololrado
>Barely squeak out a win against the Sparkledogs
>Lose to the poos
Anyone who fell for the good early start meme for a second season in a row needs to remove him or herself from the gene pool.
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>>74184953
Regular season is 82 games.
Playoffs are four rounds of best-of-seven.
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what is fleury doing
honestly
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>>74185028
That's a lot of punishment.
Why do players check each other so much anyway.
Also 3-1 Coyotes, I am a happy boy
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game day lads
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>>74185098
stop a play, gain possession of the puck. keep a player honest with their head up. knock a star off of their game etc. You can only hit near the puck anyways.
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-12 03:14:00
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>>74185098
>he gets to go to games for $5
it's just not fair
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>>74184999
what are you even talking about
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>>74185220
the hasbeens
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>>74185098
>Why do players check each other so much anyway.
Physicality has always been a part of the game. Although on the whole it's been trending away from that towards a more skill and speed oriented style.
Come playoffs it becomes a legitimate strategy to hit the other guys hard. If you can make them sore or even injure an opposing player it gives you that much more of an edge. The playoffs are to an extent a war of attrition where whoever can stay the healthiest wins.
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>>74185200
It seems like it'll happen arbitrarily away from the puck, but I get what you mean.
>>74185208
I fucking wish meign, this nosebleed was 80 Bux.
>>74185275
So a bit like basketball in that sense?
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-12 03:18:34
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>>74185307
Is it that expensive because it was the Pens?
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>>74185307
>So a bit like basketball in that sense?
Couldn't say. I only ever watch the finals for the NBA.
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>>74185345
I also got them roughly a week ago too, but maybe.
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>>74185307
Even more so than in Basketball. If I'm one of the lighter, puck moving defenseman and some grinder is going to be hitting me into the boards hard everytime I go behind my net for a puck for 7 games it's going to throw me off my game or outright give away the puck in a dangerous spot. pic related
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>>74185380
From the last time I watched the NBA finals, players get WAY more physical
>>74185412
Seems like hockey is the speed of basketball and the physicality of football.
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Also is there that much shaved ice from players to where they clean the rink so often
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>>74185482
>NBA players
>physical
They trip over each other trying to build the next superteam?
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>>74185482
You got it, but as was said hard physical play is going the wayside in favor of speed and skill as evidenced by the Pens tearing up my Caps last playoffs. Of course there will always be a place for guys who can hit and stick up for their team on dirty plays and in the playoffs, but you better be able to skate and do something with the puck too.
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>>74185482
pretty much. and the hand eye of baseball with the puck being hit around with sticks.
>>74185632
yes, and its why they groom the ice between periods.
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>74185665
Nowadays I guess.
Also fuuuck, Penguins scored.
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Is there any city in the USA, where they are only good in the MLS (major league soccer) soccer and where all other sports are crap and total disappointment
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Mike Smith confirmed for trash tier
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>>74185751
>>>/mls/
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>>74185773
Where have you been the past few years?
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>Friedman & Kypreos saying CBJ players called meeting with Torts requesting he focus more on the positives rather than defaulting to yelling.
lmao
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>>74185751
get out
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>>74185908
Did anyone expect otherwise? SCF in the second round 2 years running.
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>>74185632
It's also the gashes left by the skates that get filled in
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So pulling your goalie for an extra attacker is a thing.
Interesting
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BILL
THE LAST SECOND THRILL
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Nice home game for the Pens
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Thank you based Bill
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>>74186059
yeah. you just need six skaters.
Over time in the regular season is 3on3 for 5 minutes and then followed with a shoot out.
In the playoffs over time is golden goal with unlimited full length 20 minute periods.
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>>74186059
Down and usually no more than 2 minutes left. Or a delayed penalty on the other team since the play will be dead as soon as they touch it.
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>Crosby
>0 points, 1 shot, -1
Is he pouting about Sullivan? Coaching change when?
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MUUUURRRRRPPHHHHHHHHHH
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Anyone else hear about the rumors surrounding Arizona recently? Apparently, the Owner has been looking at Seatle and Portland arenas. Oregon Whalers when?
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First game is a win.
Fantastic fucking game, I must watch more.
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Whee you lead faggots @ tonight?
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>>74186472
Portland Buckaroos
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>>74186496
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPP
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>>74186558
>Can't even save an image
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>>74186472
http://www.bizjournals.com/phoenix/news/2017/02/09/arizona-coyotes-ceo-no-truth-to-report-team.html
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Can't smurf the Murph
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>>74186558
Is there a better poster boy for why black people haven't dominated hockey yet?
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>>74186472
SEATLE THUNDERBUTTS WHEN
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>>74186613
>“The Coyotes are focused on creating one of the most taxpayer friendly facilities in the country here in the Valley. This new arena will pay for itself, create jobs and generate millions of dollars of revenue for the state, county and municipality where it’s built. We are fully committed to Arizona.”
Well, one things for sure, the owner is lying piece of shit. Maybe he was in Kansas City instead.
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>>74186703
Why are americans such autists? They can't go 20 years without shelling out taxpayer money for stadiums. These same people also vote for 'fiscal conservatism', especially in the fucking south
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>>74186696
they are team 32. not a relocation.
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>>74186760
Must be something to do with their pride. Even when they should stop and cut their losses, they push ahead until they literally can't go anymore. Arizona will lose that team eventually, just a matter of how long the taxpayers want to keep getting ripped off.
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Snes insta is lit
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>>74187614
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>>74187656
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I can't believe you assholes.
450+ posts. I'm scared!
WHO'S GOING TO ADOPT HONKY???
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>>74186703
Step 1: Make Yotes not suck.
Plan B: Develop area. <--there's all the tax money.
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>>74189261
Our team seemed decent enough tonight.
I mean, I know we're dead fucking last, but still.
But yeah, the immediate area does need some more development.
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>>74188668
YOU're a honky
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ded thred
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>>74190206
Your organization hates your city and vice versa.
We'll take that if you're not using it.
Warm Regards,
The Pacific Northwest
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what did the laffer mean by this?
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>>74190272
you're mother
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>>74186816
main negro
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GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, SEATTLE
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How old is the "HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES! HEY GOALIE! YOU SUCK! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
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>>74191145
I dunno, when was hockey invented
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>>74191349
Alrighty then. It's Goalies have it fucking rough huh?
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>>74191488
why do you think only autismos play goalie?
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>>74191520
I wouldn't know, I saw my very first game today.
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-12 07:38:22
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>game is at 4 tomorrow
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck off
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>>74191549
how about you fuck off
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>>74191566
NO U ARE
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-12 08:05:45
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>>74191698
Wtf?
I love USA now...
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>>74191710
kippers are the asians girls you post the type of girl you wish you were?
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>>74191710
VEGAS
VEGAS
VEGAS
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>>74191742
are you a new hockey fan since you guys just got a team?
>>74191739
did you post a picture of a doctor because you want to be one because you're poor and not one and want to live up to your parent's expectations?
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>>74191929
i am actually a doctor though
> live up to your parent's expectations
i guess you feel like a disappointment huh
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>>74191953
>canadian
>doctor
there's a joke in there somewhere.
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>>74192077
>implying Pajeet can't be a doctor
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>>74192083
>this flag
>this post
there's a joke in there somewhere
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>>74192088
Inshallah, my friend
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>>74191929
why would i bandwagon the Knights, I'm not one of those fucking casuals.
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et le butt
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>>74192279
Good post
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juhla-mokka (ID: !!Vm4JOme+U2r)
2017-02-12 10:23:44
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>tfw can never sleep right
god i hate this
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>>74192279
very nice.
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Morning
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>tfw one week without my favorite hockey team
Who the fuck thought up this shit?
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>>74192615
who knows, probably your turkish overlords
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>tomorrow is monday
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>>74192608
God morgon
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>>74192655
But today is hockey, early hockey!
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>>74192615
Good week.
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>>74192655
>monday is in 1 hour
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>no work on monday
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>>74192715
crikey
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>>74192665
Finlan sweedn hoki best hoki
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>>74192841
swiss hoki > pekka sven hoki
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>>74192895
>>74192895
>>74192895
>>74192895
new thread before some homo makes one early
>>74192895
>>74192895
>>74192895
>>74192895
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>>74192841
Awesome post my friend, keep up the good work!
>>74192870
Horrendous post, I feel sorry for you
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>>74192902
switzerland has tasty chocolate
what does sweden have to offer other than furniture?
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>>74192901
hey look, a homo
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FINAL BUMP
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>500
WAY TO STAY AHEAD OF THE GAME, HOSERS
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