The call that saved Chelsea

gonna need a quick run down on this guy please

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>>74175431

spee is the worst board on 4chan. no question. it's not even shitposting, it's shit-reposting. it's fucking terrible.

Is it true he learned fluent English in under 6 hours?

>>74177178
M8 have you ever visited /v/ or /int/? This board is peanuts in comparison.

THE RUNDOWN

>>74177178
Freshcunt detected

>>74175431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfQ-dYgWEGk

-Abramovichs now bow to Contes
-In contact with trophies
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Controls the squad with an iron but fair fist
-Own the bridges and training facilities globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first clubs on Mars (No gegenpress memes will be allowed)
-Own 99% of doping research facilities on Earth
-First designer players will in all likelihood be Conte babies
-IQ is said to be 215+, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Italian monasteries & Pasta R&D laboratories
-Ancient Mayan scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of trophies and unprecedented good transfer business progress with him
-He owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Contebots inside you right now
-The Conte is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the players. Who do you think set up the meeting between Hazard & not being le invisible man (First meeting between the two organisations in over a season)
-He learnt fluent English in under a week
-Nation states entrust their national team with him.

>Anybody know if there's a Dick Hertz from Holden here?

>>74179698
Underrated

Haha I read about this meme on Facebook, very funny guys!