Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Bailly, Smalling, Blind, Herrera, Pogba, Mata, Mkhitaryan, Martial, Ibrahimovic
Subs: Romero, Darmian, Carrick, Fellaini, Lingard, Rashford, Rooney
Watford: Gomes; Cathcart, Kaboul, Prödl, Britos; Cleverley, Capoue; Niang, Zárate, Holebas; Deeney
Subs: Arlauskis, Mariappa, Janmaat, Behrami, Doucouré, Success, Okaka
About the strongest team Mou could put out. Hope he stops bullying Martial; he's twice the player Rashford is.
utd 4-1
Other than maybe Blind or an in form Carrick, this is pretty much United's best starting 11...
If we don't win this I may go on suicide watch.
>>74169618
maybe have rojo for smalling (unless he's injured?), but otherwise yeah it's pretty much our strongest possible lineup. very attacking too.
who fucking cares neither of these teams are going to win the CL anytime soon and there are zero international players of any worth on either side
I might as well stare at a wall for an hour and a half, it will have the same significance
>>74169618
Rashford is a much better sub than a starting player. He can really cause problems coming on and running at a tired defense. I'm not sure why he started the last two games.
>>74169656
why do americans have an obsession with walls?
>>74169650
We should have about 75% possession and have them pinned all game. We will likely get 15+ corners. Smalling is better at stopping counters and on set pieces. Rojo sitting is fine.
>Martial starting
Must be a typo.
>Man United
yawn who cares
>chance to make progress in the table
>post-Fergie
Yeah, >we'll bottle this one
>>74169716
can't even be sure about that these days desu. they did beat arsenal away after all
>>74169598
>No CB on the bench
>>74169729
good post
>>74169748
could just put blind at CB and darmian at LB
Is Shaw injured?
>>74169945
No, just fat.
>>74169778
take your trip off, stop trying to be a personality
>Leave Moose FC to us
>>74169945
haven't got a clue. at least there's plenty of upcoming fixtures for him to get a chance hopefully
>memetial 55 million
>jesus 25 million
AHAHAHA HAHA
>the fucking irony of that Arsenal game
>Arse score with a handball
>Arse should have had a player sent off
>Clattenburg sends off a Hull player for handball for a bit of banter
The number of decisions they've gotten this season that have directly lead to goals is stunning.
>>74169598
Martial in? that's a surprise. hopefully he delivers in doing what he's asked to do. That Rashford kid is surpassing him by the left.
All this under the watch of Jose "the guy that doesn't give chances to youngsters" Mourinho.
Premier League never ceases to surprise me...
>>74169980
>Pogba 105 million
>Kante 35 million
Are Watford gonna play 4-3-3?
>>74169729
two billion mudslimes
Anyone know what I can do so that when I'm using acestream my entire connection doesn't slow to a crawl? While that's streaming I can barely load webpages at this point.
>>74170030
>Pogba, pays itself with marketing and prestige
>Kante, will never bring prestige to a club or win awards, expect "dirtiest move of the week"
>>74169945
>>74169977
He's making his way back from a knock. I'm pretty sure Jose's giving him the Mkhi treatment as well
>>74170124
Get better internet?
>>74170124
turn on deinterlace
>>74170142
I mean, yeah? But for right now a short term fix is preferable.
>>74170105
>customers
>two white people
#offensive
>>74170182
briefcase needs to be a suicide bomb
>>74170150
I'll try that
>>74170132
>Kante
>dirtiest move of the week
>Three times the tackles, one third of the fouls
>>74170182
>haha look guys I'm in on the joke
Will Griezmann play right or upfront? I think we might see more 442 next season. As long as new signings don't compromise Mkhi's position - he's the best player in the squad - I'd be happy.
>>74170199
Kek, gotta switch the customers' ethnicities then
>>74170221
What if he turns out to be another overpriced French flop? He's been far from his best lately
>>74170275
>serie A
>ligue 1
your gimmick is slipping lad
>>74170213
He'll never win awards, that's it.
"dirtiest move of the week" is not a real thing.
cleanup guy, that's his status. forever and ever.
What's the scientific benefit of a hat like that?
>>74170275
it's not just him, atleti has been underperforming a lot this season
the last games against barca were much better, hoepfully the curse of last years finals wear off
>>74170293
Gallons of pussy
>>74170290
>he likes to pretend his quaquaqua graphs have meaning
>De Gay
>>74170290
>Sunny Liga
>>74170292
>cleanup guy
Not really marketable, you're right, but crucial to his team's performances both previous and current season. What kind of "guy" is Pogba? Hard mode - not the Dab Guy
>>74170303
>atleti has been underperforming a lot this season
Correct, but so are PSG (Moura) and Torino (Belloti) are the designated mid-table fodder of Serie A. Dybala had serious injury in October and has been out for 6 weeks.
Howdy
>>74170345
He's the Iniesta, he bosses the midfield. reality is, whatever his "number of tackles" are, United don't even need a Defensive Midfielder, they have 2 nº8s
>>74170387
>off-season
>>74170397
really thought we were done with this horrific slag
>>74170016
That was a pure shite decision. Honestly some shocking calls.
>>74170404
More
S L A G S
L
A
G
S
>>74170404
Can't argue with that. Specifying Pogba's role would be pointless, he has already transcended traditional understanding of positional duties
>Makelele's defensive tenacity
>Vieira's box-to-box instinct
>Zidane's ball control and incisive passing
He only played on the wing once (CL final) but everyone surely remembers the performance that put Pires to shame. That's why I listed him simply as Midfielder. In truth, only one term describes him properly - Pogba.
>>74170466
M8 will you stop. You're just copypasting your own posts.
>>74170387
>more emojis
KEK
>>74170506
Am I?
>>74170387
>More Emojis
Got a good feeling about today lads, 4-0 yids
>>74170528
Yeah. Just watch the game like a normal person.
Let it go.
>It's a white boi Matt Damon saves China episode
>>74170540
>watching Manure
>without shitposting
If I wanted good football I'd pick different match
>Hoping for lots of dabbing
>>74170466
see? we agree.
in the future, youngsters will be signaled "this kid will be able to play the Pogba position. keep an eye on him"
>>74170573
Lol okay Skrtle.
>Liverpool subreddit think they have a "good chance" of buying Martial
Perfection from Tony V there, pretty sure Zlatan even had time to touch it first
Shoulda been one there by Ibra, decent build up play.
>>74170614
punished Martial to score a brace or get assists
>>74170614
the absolute state of her
>>74170643
An utter hoor. Still would desu (providing shes over 18)
>>74170528
>>74170573
>>74170275
>>74169975
>>74170030
>>74170345
your posting and obsession with pogba is the worst thing about these game threads
>>74170612
>liverpool
i couldnt think of anything worse desu
Your thoughts on the Arsenal game earlier?
>>74170673
>>74170643
>>74170665
Pretty sure she was, these pictures are from 2012 during the great Euro 2012 slagfest on here
>>74170680
missed it, dud they play well? or did hull play like hull
>>74170680
Clattenburg IN
>>74170704
hull had a fair few decent chances actually. they just got hard done by with inconsistent refereeing.
>>74170704
It wasn't even a football game, more like a handball
>>74170673
let him go, he's a Juve fan, it's a classic case of "our super player has been snatched and now I can't stop following his career, even though I 'hate' him"
>10 minutes in
>Poonited still haven't scored vs. full time moose
>>74170698
Magic lad. Post 'em if you got 'em.
>>74170696
i'm not in this thread because i'm a united fan. i'm in this thread because i like soccer. you don't like sports, you like being annoying.
>>74170743
>our super player
>>74170743
>constantly makes fun of Utd customers
>is a Juve customer
Sad!
>>74170725
clattenburg will always be a cunt
>>74170750
>0:0
>vs the Horny Hornets
>>74170725
I can only think of the header apart from that Hull didnt look much like threatening. The handballs threw the game into Arselels favour.
>mocks foreign fans.
>is a foreign fan himself.
JUSTventus are the biggest customer club of them all.
>>74170754
If you like soccer, Manure match is a strange choice. Are you going to enjoy 90 minutes of slow, sweaty football and >mouyes winning 2:0 against Moose FC, one goal being offside?
>>74170743
theres millions of juve fans out there. but theres only one tool posting hundreds of times every week about how bad pogba instead of talking about the game.
reminder
>>74170789
Don't forget that they literally bought the league. Literally.
>>74170796
Never seen someone more upset about losing a player desu
>>74170800
>s-stop bullying me
>better close my eyes and pretend it's not happening
lmao
pogba playing well too deep
>>74170791
i'm watching the dortmund game too. united aren't the most exciting team this season but they're a decent enough side to be enjoyable.
>>74170789
>>74170810
>>74170808
>Manure so impotent against Watford customers have to discuss Juventus instead to keep themselves entertained
>>74170810
they didn't just lose a player, they lost a player AND got 90M euros or whatever the price was.
>watching TV with the stream on the laptop
Some MILFS on Modern Family
>>74170826
this. i think he made a forward pass to bailly at one point. i'm lik wtf is going on?
rrreee it's and oppostion goatkeepers epsiode
>>74170843
reminds me of how le flip doesn post in manure gamethreads because he is "too busy watching the game to shitpost"
when you can clearly see him shitpost in other top 4 club game threads, especially livershit
that uhhhhhh, whenever Pogba gets the ball with a few yards of space..
Slovakia knows that uhhhhh from Juventus stadium
>100 million for a poor man's Etienne Capoue
>>74170856
Totally not a scam la :^)
friendly reminder that de gea is going to madrid in the off season
>these ABU commentators
sad
who /ABManchester United/ here?
Amazing strike
>tfw slav finally made me download 4chanx so i can filter him
thanks
>>74170884
He prefers copypasting comments from Red Cafe in /epl/, actually being present in match threads is too stressing
>>74170896
>Bale, Suarez, Ronaldo and Higuain all play for free
what the fuck
Pogba > Pogba
>permission
>>74170927
50 m for martial
yeah what happen there?
What the
Watford are pretty shitty at intercepting thorugh balls, they're going to lose
Anyone listen to any good podcasts?
>poobag
>poopba
Commentator said E X P O S E D
Does he know?
>pogbert
>pooblack
>its a herrera completely misses the target episode
slovakia's face when in two minutes Pogba creates a great chance for Zlatan and has a shot on goal for a great save from GK
>>74170962
Everyone says it but Joe Rogan is alright, the one he did last week with Alex Jones and Eddie Bravo was great
>>74170962
football crazy
Herrera needs to stop attempting screamers with his weaker foot
>mickey
>its an every man utd player misses the target episode
>>74171003
>has a shot on goal for a great save from GK
>mickeytahrian
>Micky T
>>74171003
Stop mentioning Slavakia.
>>74170999
>>74171021
>its the same episode every week
>missitaryan
FOR FUCK SAKE
Why are they launching rockets?
united have wasted so many chances lol
Yep. I've seen this episode before
BASED GOMES
MATAAAAAAA
Christ Henry you're not at the fuggin' six nations.
IT WAS ONLY A MATA OF TIME!
MATAAAAAAAAAAAA
What is fucking happening?
Mata looks like fucking iniesta
MATAMATAMATAMATAMATAMATAMATAMATAMATAMATAMATAMATA
>>74171042
Yep. 1:0 in the first and 3 more in the 2nd.
>stream freezes
>miss goal
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
United are able to make the worst goalkeepers look like fucking superstars.
>>74171052
THE TIME WAS MATA BECAUSE OF THE TIME
MATATATATTATATATATTATAAAAAA
WHATS THE MATA
This is an actual Man Utd performance. More goals now please.
MARTIAL IN
JOHNNY KILLS (your defence)
>>74171061
>not having sportsnationhd
fuaarkk they're playing so well
>martial assist
>>74171061
story of my life xD
>MU doesn't play good football
>the games and their attacking play are boring
>slovakia
>Watford
>>74171080
>still watches every Utd game
>>74171076
Great pass by Martial
>>74171076
they're all playing well. actually martial was the first time he appeared in the game. good for him.
i wouldn't rule out him get taken off at HT if THE BOSS is not happy with his workrate, though
ABU here. How many paracetamol tablets do I need to take to end it?
>Moyes
>>74171080
Nothing special by Manure, it's Watford who have been extremely leaky in the past 15-20 minutes. Every opposition's combination gets past them >>74170954
I barely watch any ManU Matches but always go to the match thread to see the autistic slovak
>>74171105
96 la.
>>74171086
>beaten Arsenal away
ABU here. How fast does a train have to be going to end it quickly?
>>74171105
they only allow me to buy two boxes at my local supermarket, so I'm going to assume more boxes than that.
>>74171105
40-something. Just keep chugging until you can't
Who /ibra/ here?
>>74171110
>le powdered donut head man
>>74171122
96 mph la
>>74171126
Wouldn't that just make you puke?
ABU here. How do I tie a noose?
>>74171128
Me. I'm Ibra
>>74171091
kek
>>74171091
kek
>>74171141
hi Ibra, its me your pal Pogba
>>74171140
youtube tutorials, bro
Imagine being one of these two autists in this thread
It's worrying how obsessed people can be about such pointless shit
Can't watch the game. How is my man Valencia doing?
FUCKIN MICKY AGAIN
>>74171120
I'm not downplaying the importance of the match for Manure (Everton just behind them in the table are looking dangerous after all), just being disappointed how shitty Watford are today
>>74171164
Good.
>No on in the box
WHAT THE FUCK
>>74171164
ELITE, BASED and MUSCULAR as usual
>>74171164
just his usual consistent beastly performance
>>74171164
GOATing it up as usual
Why is my beautiful Manchester United so damn perfect?
>>74171176
Valencia THICC
>>74171176
>United's performance are not making them shitty
>it's just the way Watford is
>>74171164
Top lad beasting it up as always
>>74171196
kek
>>74171196
>sometimes mysterious
hahahahah my sides
>>74171164
best RB in the league as usual
>>74171199
Very weak performance by Watford, always two players closing down the Manure player on the ball and leaving open spaces. They should sort themselves out tactically during half-time.
why is United's kit so GOAT?
looks like British Grenadiers desu, very military
could have done with a 2nd before HT desu
Can't even put into words how good Ander Herrera has been
so fucking shit in great goalscoring chances FUCK
Martial is better than that fuccbou Coutinho.
>>74171245
>American attracted to Manure's kit
Good
>>74171252
Ibras chance in the first few minutes shoulda been the first goal.
>>74171259
Wat.
>>74171252
But then how will we choke it away?
He's still going lads.
Lol.
>>74171258
He's been excellent. But really, literally everyone on United has been excellent, apart from Blind who's been good enough.
Now maybe Mou realizes how retarded he is for not paying Marshall all the time
>>74171265
>meanwhile Juventus customers get unimaginative referee clothes
>that gabagool at southampton scoring three in his first two games
suddenly even more worried about the league cup final lads
>>74171258
Only qualm is his long shots are shite.
United are looking great today! I am a happy customer! :)
>>74171294
u Jjelly
>>74171258
This. I've been fairly dismissive of him over the past season and even before that to be honest, but he's been exceptional.
I know this feeling
It's the feeling right before Watford snatch 2 underserved goals in the second half
>>74171265
>A Juventus fan critizising a car sponsorship
>>74171311
>>74171280
>implying I'm mentally fragile like the Flip or Czech customers who only appear out of nowhere when Manure are winning
Cocky customers are almost as fun as depressed ones
>>74171318
JEEPVENTUS
half time update kek
>American ads
Post your half-time DeviantArt erotica lads
boundinribbons.deviantart.com/art/Halloween-Humiliation-with-thanks-to-Leila-Stoat-642022645
>>74171318
looks like they just got hit by an IED driving to old trafford
>>74171335
We do need more emojis.
>>74171303
>suddenly even more worried about the league cup final lads
>Caring about the League Cup
Do people complain about Ibra coming deep for the ball? I think it's great, opens a lot of space for Mata and Martial to run behind and now Mkhiki, who has the advantage over Pogba of being able to attack quickly. Only problem is Watford are anticipating him well and able to nick the ball off of him.
>Canadian advertisements
>>74171318
Not criticizing the car sponsorship itself, just finding it amusing how an American considers kit with objectivelly appalling Chervolel logo remotely aesthetic
I need to take a shit, lads. Contemplating bringing the laptop in there with me.
Raphael Guerreiro goal against Darmstad
https://my.mixtape.moe/ydtcqt.mp4
true quality this kid, lads. keep an eye.
>>74171362
>Watford are anticipating him well
Moose FC are awful at anticipation today, it's the reason why they're losing and will most likely concede more
>>74171389
do it you fucking shitter
>>74171369
>aesthetic
Sasuga juventus customers
>>74171369
He wasn't even referring to the logo if you actually read his post
Stop replying to Skrtle lads.
i think i might just kill myself
Taking a painful opium shit. Will I make it out in time
>>74171452
por que?
>Half time almost over
>No slag posting
What have you become /sp/?
>woke up high
living the dream lads
>>74171457
>Talking about drugs
Wow, you must be so cool... d-dude. I wish my life was as wild as yours.
>>74171469
well at least its not tranny posting
>>74171469
>usually get the trannyposter in Utd threads
Would rather have no slags desu
>>74171462
3 1/2 hours sleep and I have a night shift later on
>>74171482
>>74171487
SHHHHhhhhhh! They might come back!
>>74171489
Take a nap after the game.
>that Blind and Janmaat
>>74171505
OH NO, THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE!
>its a ''Herrera plays a good game against a trash team and everyone thinks hes good'' episode
Imagine if >we had a good midfielder like Dembele that could do more then run alot and give away fouls
>>74171417
There are no Juventus customers, that awful logo is an attempt to attract some. Sadly
>third of Manure's revenue
>better players at virtually every position
>>74171439
Yeah, because the huge disgusting Chevrolet cross across the chest isn't part of the kit at all
>>74171335
does need more emojis tbf
>>74171482
would you be my tranny gf?
football newbie here. why are the top 5 teams in various shades of grey?
>>74171537
chelsea is that shade because they're first
2-4 signifies a CL spot
>Mou yelling at him like a cunt
nice
>>74171537
the lighter the gray, the more jews are involved in the club
>>74171537
Different European qualifications places,
1-4 is CL spots 5 is a Europa league spot
>>74171518
Herrera's done well against Liverpool away and Spurs
that "GO! GO!" from Jose..
true managerial abilities, that's the way to treat a weakling poor-decision maker like Martial, he needs to be pushed.
>>74171548
>>74171557
>>74171558
thanks Pham Lee
Fuckin hell Tony. Close as fuark there.
> Need to score another soon.
>>74171524
>There are no Juventus customers
>offside
Reminder to stop replying to the Slav
>>74171524
>There are no Juventus customers
>>74171524
Top kek
T-there's n-no J-Juventus customers. Only t-true f-football f-fans here.
>>74171524
why do you care so much about customers? you know it's a phenomenon, and that is not going to disappear. all big clubs have them, and crave them.
point is, Man U has real supporters, like all the >>74171524
others. customers don't define a club.
>>74171584
It's a fact, as far as Italian football goes AC Memelan are the bandwagoner's choice. They have more than double social media followers. Juve merchandise doesn't sell at all, that's why the rebranding is occuring.
these bloody refs mate
>>74171524
>That flag this post
FROSTY
>>74171524
>There are no Juventus customers
Says the Juventus supporter from Serbia...
>de gay
>>74171631
lets get arsenal another 10m follows to reap the >Always 4th meme
THIS LINESMAN FUCKING SUCKS
>De GOAT
Pls don't ever leave
>this fucking linesman
>>74171631
maybe outside of italy milan is the #1 supported club, but inside the coutry juventus is clearly the most bandwagonned club
most of the fans are not even from turin, heck not even north italy
>>74171608
>>74171613
>>74171620
There's no competing with Manure when fooling chinks into spending money is concerned. Can't help but admire that, in a way
>>74171631
lel rustled.
>>74171678
Tell that to halal
Stay onside, fuck
>get home
>Man Utd 1-0 Watford
This line man is fucking retarded
>>74171706
mate they've been onside every time
r8 my breakfast mates
>its a opposite keeper channels Buffon, Valdes, Neuer spirits into him episode again
How isnt this 5-0 already?
>>74171681
That's arguable, but even if true the spending power of southern Italy hardly compares to that of India and entire Southeast asian region. Manure have them locked down, that's why they attract the most lucrative sponsorships and make such money despite being little more than a joke club for three years now.
>>74171724
build wall
what kindsa fuckin tackle was that niang lmfao
>>74171724
>beans
>>74171724
do you suffer from a lot of gas, anon?
>>74171687
Oh I think Juventus do alright on that front.
>>74171728
united have wasted lots of chances
>>74171724
>squash
la cagaste
>>74171567
>martial
>poor decision maker
Monaco Martial was lethal as fuck, cold blooded negro truly
MARTIALLLLLLLLLLL
YEEEOOOOo
APOLOGISE
>>74171724
are you eating in a frisby?
MARTIAAAAAAAAL
United need a second before the nerves start to settle in
>memeford
>>74171730
I never said anything about italian purchasing power (what you said is right, duh obviously).
>attracts money without real success in three years
well thats just pathetic that clubs like juve cant compete, when they literally walk seria a every year
top lel Gomes
>doubting Punished Martial
Tony Marshall fucking legend
>>74171785
Just like Clockwork
NEVER DOUBT THE TONY
FUCK YES. Actually ran behind. That's why Mourinho's been angry with him.
T O N Y
Y O U
B E A U T Y
What a pass.
MARTIAL LAW
TONY MARSHALL SCORES AGAIN
r8 my breakfast mates
>what for
>>74171567
>>74171773
I don't say he's not good. he's very good. great talent. but as all youngsters, needs to improve, both decision making, and workrate.
that's the only way you can remain at a truly big club, regardless of talent.
>>74171730
>that team has a bigger customer service than mine
>leta blame and shame them for their practices even though my team is guilty of it too
>>74171824
needs more ketchup and bananas
ahahahaha what is this
>>74171475
I have a fucked up back, nerd. I'm old.
>>74171824
If a fried egg was with that you be getting much higher scores imo. 6 out of ten.
>>74171824
You fucking magician. Best be Heinz banes?
>>74171824
should have cut the sausages in half, makes it more balanced and easier to eat
>>74171849
Bonucci and Barzagli play for Newcastle, m8
>>74171842
Thats actually the opposite for Martial everyone says that even though he's young he's really calm in front of the goal and really brave in the opposite box
>>74171824
nice
>>74171849
Rubentus
MARTIAL IN
RASHFORD OUT
>>74171842
So sick of your shtick of Mou can do no wrong. It's blatantly obvious he's fucked up not playing Martial (and Mickey earlier in the season). Even the greatest of managers make mistakes. Chill
the most dangerous lead by the way
>Liverpoo 6th
>>74171905
PANIC
>>74171887
Not even what Portubro is talking about.
>>74171824
I like beans on toast and sausage on toast but never thought of putting both together
I N N O V A T I O N
>>74171790
Compare the global viewership of PL and Serie A, not hard to spot the difference. Memelan are more attractive to foreigners because of their recent CL runs, once again competition with far wider audience than Italian league. Manure have been building up the marketability in chinklands for more than a decade now, ever since the Glazers took over. Can't criticize it really, it's a legit business model. What's laughable is how they spend their money
Luke Shaw must be sad somewhere. Sad and alone.
>>74171882
I did m8
>>74171901
The Mickey thing was actually pretty good.
If we choose to believe what the players said, he didnt adapt right away and needed to get training time for it.
That Man City game he lost posession a lot.
>>74171947
oh fuck, sorry friend
>>74171849
This is a thread about United vs Watford, yes?
>>74171928
My bad
>>74171942
Translation:
> Numba 1 supah customers.
>>74171849
>>74171893
Indonesia tour. Didn't work out, chinks bought a few shirts but changed back to Manure kits once they got home
>>74171944
and fat
>>74171942
Did you burn your pobga shirt or do you cry silent tears when u see it in the closet? #customer_support
is pongba the best player to ever grace us with his magical football feet? asking for a friend
Enjoyed watching the Slav embarrass himself some more today
>>74171887
just saying a player with his talent can perform much better if he lets his instinct have a bigger role
>>74171978
Park was actually quite a good player
>its a zlatan receives the ball and halts the attack episode
>>74171922
Spurs will beat them.
More like Slowvakia haha.
>>74171990
is your friend also your wifes lover?
>>74172004
Only against Arsenal
>>74172004
Park was a robot designed to do what he was told by Fergie
>>74171987
We've had a good laugh in /seriea/ when the transfer fee was anounced, that's about it. And then all the memes that came after, of course.
>>74171990
Already surpassed Zidane la
>>74172033
he was HIGH ENERGY
>>74171978
doesn't matter if it didn't work out, fact is they tried and failed, even worse than united who succeded, haha fucking rubentus fans thinking they're a football club and not a criminal organization, go beat some more part-time pizza makers so you can feel better next time
Do British slags watch EPL?
Felè incoming.
very predictable sub there
Were was the brit that needed some sleep? Mou is helping you out.
>>74172030
no we are christians
SadMata.webm
>It's another Mata bullying episode
>Fellaini
Bye.
Fellaini is already wandering off
>de gay
STOKE
T
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That Watford spade needs to keep his ape hands down.
Bailly is a brick wall.
>Fellaini playing as a CAM edition
>>74171978
>Shown pictures of asian Juventus fans.
Nah that stuff doesn't count.
> Shows pictures of former United players of Japanese, South Korean, Chinese origin.
> Shows fans of Japanese, South Korean and Chinese origin supporting their support for their fellow countrymen.
> Having more connection to a club than you.
Pogba literally the six now.
Troy "fucking" Deeney
>>74172055
The difference is that Juventus have been neglecting the marketing aspect of running a football club and focused on shit like careful transfer planning and so on. Foolish, I know. Now they have to catch up with that American-friendly new logo. It's the exact opposite of Manure, who have been slowly transforming into football-themed merchandise corporation, neglecting the sport itself, and are now trying to catch up with more successful clubs by spending 105 million on Pogba (lel).
>>74171901
martial is doing a good match. he can do better.
this is mourinho's MO, the players are handsomly payed, they're expected to give everything they have.
martial's issue is related with his defensive contribution, he should look at Miki or Mata, for instance, who have been much better than him attacking wise, and still bust their asses helping the team defending
>>74172142
Fat and a cunt. Hateful bastard he is.
>>74172142
SMOrc
>>74172148
didn't Juve make a transfer record between to italian clubs when they bought gonzalo?
>>74172030
He is my ex wifes husband but I can still live in our house
>>74171942
>how they spend their money
that has changed. they hired a world class manager now, that tells them what to do.
no more selling shit to buy different taste shit.
only good players now.
>>74172164
Why not? Manure were more than generous in the Pogba deal so there was cash to burn, and Higuain is actually winning crucial points on his own.
Just took a massive dump, lads. Was hoping to come back to another goal.
>>74172148
mate juventus aren't that good, you couldn't win a CL with juventus right now, neither can united thats true but they are dealing with the leaving of perhaps the best manager of all time and shitty managerial choices, juventus were busy with spending money on overrated midtable italian "talent", before conte you guys were shit at everything, transfers, branding, actual football etc.
>>74172184
Can't wait until they start, then
>>74172194
Against relegation fodder*
>>74172148
>trying to buy the best players in the world
>it's marketing!
>>74172148
Man Uniteds fall from grace is purely down to Fergie retiring and bad managerial appointments to replace him, Moyes was a terrible appointment and LVG wasn't much better. Plus also Ed Woodward being a fucking clueless twat in the transfer market.
Least they have actually won a Champions league though unlike Juventus.
>mfw liverpoo wins and 6th again
>Rashford
Bye again.
>IBRAHIMOVIC
>ibra
sick clearance from Ibra
what
>>74172206
Well they're certainly closer to CL now than Manure, aren't they?
>before conte you guys were shit at everything
Conte certainly deserves all the credit for taking Juve back to the top, but "the shit era before Conte" lasted exactly three years, so it isn't like he built the club on his own. Still love the man though, everyone does
>zlatan blocking again
>Isaac Success
>Success
>obiang floors blind
>advantage to watford
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
End product must have been subbed off earlier without realising
>>74172215
from what I've seen today, not sure Griezmann is even a priority. they'll buy for sure a left back and a better Herrera with a Carrick touch, maybe a young replacement for Valencia
imagine if we could finish chances though
Could be 4-5 if United could fucking take their chances.
>ibra chilling at the post again
>>74172295
When was the last time Juve won the CL? Compared to United.
Been a very dominant performance, just needs a Herrera goal :3
ibra is tilted AF lads
Pogba is such a weak little bitch. He dives more than Barcelona
stop bullying mkhi!
>>74172231
He single-handedly decided matches against the only Serie A title contenders - Roma and Napoli
>>74172233
Then why did they end up with >pogba, kek.
Why do black players keep hitting the armenian
>>74172301
>Obiang elbows Mkhi
>fk to watford
>>74172280
he's doing a very good match. chances can go in or not, depends on luck sometimes.
HES STILL GOING!
ENTIRE POGBA FOLDER DUMPED!!
>>74172347
>pogba, kek
haha. good one, m8
>Lingard coming on
Oh, god.
Get your elbows ready for some dabbing, lads
>>74172320
I'd rather win 2-0 than lose 4-5
>>74172311
Think so too mostly. But could see Mata going out and Griezie in on RW.
>>74172380
*dabs*
>>74172324
1996 for juventus
2008 for utd
>>74172384
>>74172295
mate last time you guys won a UCL was in 1996 for christs sake, it doesn't matter how close you are to it because you can't win it, isnt that your clubs philosophy ? that only winnning matters ? and uniteds shit era is pretty short lived as well, next year they are definitly going to fight for the title, that's 3/4 seasons for being shit, about as much as juve, no ? what is your problem with united ? juve and united havent even met in a long time, whats the deal ?
>rashford and lingard
Le run around like a headless chicken nignogs
>>74172324
Manure had more recent success, of course. Lets see them qualify for the competition now, it's pretty difficult :^)
dab time lads
>>74172390
>>74172295
>>74172418
How many CLs/euro cups does Juve have compared to United?
>Quality now as opposed to then
>United has 2 more recent CLs than Juve
Inadvertently BTFO'd yourself there buddy
>>74172410
>next year they are definitly going to fight for the title
Agreed la, our year
Who is the worst poster:
Albanian Dutch City supporter
Jeep driving Skrtl
Mou's son
Watford have some Chelsea-tier chants
>>74172443
I'm glad it's almost over.
>>74172464
i vote skrtelpower
>>74172464
From shittiest to least
1, 2, 3
Cellphone is by far one of the biggest cunts around
You lads gonna be seeing Logan?
The only reason I ask is because of that ad that keeps coming up
WE'RE NOT 6TH PLACE ANY MORE*
*unless liverpool win later
>>74172450
Go cheer for them on the Wikipedia then
>customers mocking Liverpool fans for going about >muh hist'ry all the time
>now it's all customers have left, plus trademarked emojis
Do you "support" AC Memelan too? Haven't seen you in /seriea/ a while
Would be too scared of Valencia clobbering me off the pitch to go down if my leg's not broken in half tbqhl
>>74172517
>liverpool
>winning at their current state
Mind the gap Liverkek :^)
>>74172410
dont try to get a response to any of your questions, he will keep blabling his shit
either he is this entitled and retarded or he believes he is epic ruseman
Called it
>>74170791
Why is >mouyes so predictable?
>>74172386
Mata is doing well, the manager trusts him and he doesn't exactly have an interest in leaving.
he wants to be champion, even he takes a more supporting role next season, his game is very good and he won't be below nº12 or nº13
It's actually hilarious how embarrassing the Slovak has been today. Or any day. Genuinely posts more about United than Juventus.
>>74172517
what would you prefer:
a) liverpool win and we're 2 points off 2nd
b) liverpool lose, we stay 5th but are 5 points off 2nd
c) a gold boat
>>74172521
>Argue about CL relevancy
>Get BTFO'd
>"CL facts not important 'la"
I support SA, so they may eclipse La Shita
>>74172566
Liverpool lose but a draw would probably be the best result.
>>74172566
a draw wouldn't be too bad
but I'd have to go with the gold boat m8
>>74172566
A draw, at this point, is ideal for United.
closing in on that top 4 chaps
>>74172567
Stop falling for his bait. Fucksake. He just wants attention because mommy and daddy didn't hug him enough.
>>74172567
>Argue about CL relevancy
"Switch the topic to CL for no reason at all", more like. Don't forget to laugh at Liverpool fans next time they bring up history. The discussion was about current state of affairs
>I support SA, so they may eclipse La Shita
No idea what that means, but I certainly recall you cheering for Memelan in the threads before they started collapsing.
>>74172615
those last few games with spurs + arsenal away (and potentially city away if it gets postponed by that much) are going to give me several heart attacks. still think we'll just miss out but at least we aren't like 9 points off 4th like we were before december
>>74172547
neither goal was offside
>>74172660
Nah lad top 4 is doable. Optimism via 7 pints loyal.
>>74172645
I also stopped posting in these threads despite United being unbeaten and winning more regularly too.
What's your point? I have a life.
>>74172706
oh yeah it's definitely doable, I personally just think we'll miss out. far too many silly draws will cost us.
though I am always incredibly pessimistic
>>74172660
sceptical about it too, but atleast we wont get bored thats for sure
>>74172692
It's an improvement then after all
>Win
>Not 6th
Good day desu
>>74172709
Good for you
>>74172497
is he still around this year? last year he started 10 threads a day
>>74172925
Been quite active since City's recent revival of form, saying how they're gonna win it all next season. Not as much as usual though, I think he knows his gimmick is getting stale.
>>74172464
>Mou's son
who?
>>74172252
That pic.