/heem/

>>74164020
Wtf is going on, I want peace and MMA discussions

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Me vs the janitor

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Are we really going to keep getting delete because of that NE Zealand sperg?

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New vlog is out, it's the "Holly in the sauna episode".

Can my dick GET any harder?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S0OqdREQmw

https://discord.gg/9AJWr

time to give up on 4chan

>>74164020

You are the biggest loser on heem

>>74164046
no it's because retards keep making 50 different new threads

>>74164049
lol at least the UFC knows why people are watching these things.

REAL THREAD>>74164022

>>74164022

>>74164022
THIS THREAD IS FAKE AS FUCK >>74164022
>>74164022
REAL ^^^^

>>74164090
This was made before, calm down sperg

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>>74164087
Yeah, Miesha shown some prime B U N D A in her vlogs.

>>74164090
This one has correct title, so /heem/haters can filter it. Fuck you.

>>74164108
fuck the h8ers and fuck YOU

>>74164086
You know it's the same guy and he keeps deleting them right?

Even with all this shit going on we HAVE to have thread wars, this guy>>74164108 is right

>>74164125
kill yourself

>>74164125
Dude, please stop

>>74164136
Why are you doing this? What is your end goal?

guys why dont we stop putting heem in the title and just make the op an mma related picture, that way only real fite fans will know what is the real heem thread.

>>74164148
No, /heem/ will not die

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LET'S DISCUSS MMA FAGGOTS

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>>74164181
i agree

the scat spammer has finally revealed his intentions

>>74164166

>>74164166
Now we know

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>>74164185
fucking disgusting, do you fuck grannys or something

>>74164116
this >>74164136

the mod is deleting them because there's 12 of them

>>74164167
>>74164174

>>74164185
Holly makes a good case for fake tits

Didn't watch weighins was jacare USADA'd?

>>74164185
looks like a dude

>>74164205
It's still the same guy making all of them though. Don't you think it's weird that there's a ridiculous amount of threads at the same time a troll thread trying to say that we should go to /asp/ is happening?

>>74164300
It's obvious we are being sabotaged

>>74164300
it's docksperg

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>>74164252
YES thank u someone actually noticed in the midst of all the shitposting. Bet the house on Tim, Jacare's body Novitzky'd.

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>>74164012
>all these goddamn thread wars
>this is the shitty thread that survives

We get the heem we deserve.

>>74164327
How is the thread shit? I didn't put news or events because I thought it would be deleted

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/10/14581866/ufc-cuts-free-agent-brock-lesnar-lorenz-larkin-rick-story-active-roster-removed-19-fighters-mma-news

Seems WME is trimming the fat HARD

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>>74164300

>>74164338
Its a bunch of cans really. Some decent names whose contracts have ended and will probably get a new deal

>>74164338
>removes larkin
fucking idiots I swear

>>74164351
Yeah if you examine the records a lot of them really aren't that bad as far as cuts go, but some like Rivera and Ham seem like pretty raw deals.

>>74164338
>Cole Miller

Lmao, grapplers BTFO

>>74164338
>lesnar
ok...

>larkin
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lellator has a really good ww division now

>>74164194
>t. nigga who only saw porn fake tits in his life

>>74164397
>>74164355
I think Bellator outbid them for Larkin. Coker pays out the ass for old Strikeforce guys.

>>74164416
The sabotage is real...

>>74164406
bro those are some shitty tits no lie

Why are mods deleting heem threads but not scatposts

>>74164422
>>74164422
Nah, Larkin actually rejected Bellator's offer
He's still a free agent now

>>74164355
It´s kinda bad for UFC but kinda good for us, since Bellator being a stronger competitor to the UFC is better from a consumer stand point.

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>>74164476
>Bellator being a stronger competitor to the UFC is better from a consumer stand point.
fucking goof

>>74164476
Well, sort of. UFC having some semblance of competition (though let's be real Bellator barely counts) is nice but having all the top fighters under one banner is best case scenario for finding out who the best fighter in the world actually is.

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i-it's just mud right guys?

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Does anyone have the screenshot of me saying cody bless to everyone?

Someone use to post it here a bit back

>>74164185
i want to lick hollys sweat, you're literally gay if you say otherwise

>>74164493
I agree from a fan perspective, but all the questionable decisions they have made the last years need to be punished.
Bellator now has a real chance to compete with the UFC in the European Market and get bigger. They should sign Minakov and build their heavier divisions since UFC lacks talent in those. They should finally market chandler and koreshkov who are really good.

what is going on in this general

>>74164321
He didnt look different

>>74164595
One person is trying to force us onto /asp/ by spamming scat

>>74164599
he looks softer

>>74164613
Probably used some new moisturiser on his tough alligator skin haha yes

>>74164621
yellow?

>>74164613
Didnt really notice anything

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>Dana White: ‘Drama queen’ Tyron Woodley doesn’t get booed because he’s black

kek

>>74164406
t. faggot

she has dude pecs underneath her tits

>>74164685
dyel

>>74164693
i'd pin you in 1 minute loser

I thought crazy horse was fighting this week. I cant find anything now.

>>74164699
I'd have your neck in a guillotine in an instant you wrestlefaggot dyel

I'm off

I'm not a fan of todays threads

>>74164713
>jitsu fags
>lifting

nice one twink

>>74164714
Coward, stay and fight alongside your /heem/bros

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>>74164725
You never stuck up for me when I was under attack

>>74164732
Now is the time we are all in need you selfish fucker

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>>74164723
>holly has dude pecs

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>>74164732
You got us back by not removing your trip, you jammy bastard

>>74164732
i stuck up for cody when he was under attack, no you though, you're pretty gay

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>>74164739
pic related
>>74164754
I removed it for ages!!

>>74164755
thanks

>>74164758
overeem fan club

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>>74164758
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Men

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>>74164758
Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

I don´t know why I´m surprised since this is 4chan we´re talking about, but its beyond me how anyone seriously invests time and effort into derailing and spamming threads about a sport he doesnt really care about.
This is truly, without a shadow of doubt, and without any kind of memes, absolute autism.

I don´t get it.

>>74164800
Responding is giving him power.

>>74164800
It's not the dockguy

>>74164758
Heem
Eats
Eggs
Mostly

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Lads, this is sad
>74164781

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>>74164755
Nah he's alright, Cody actually proved himself against Cruz and bought credentials to his trip
>>7416475
High-end eugenic mishaps
>>74164769
I guess I didn't notice kek Cruz looks Asian in that pic

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>>74164841

>>74164800
havent been here in 2weeks and the dude is still shitposting kek
imagine the willpower of the autist
both impressive and sad
way more sad tho

It's this guy lads, >>74164781
>>74164781

>>74164781
>>74164781
Spammer shits up /tv/ too

What we know about the spammer

>not an MMA fan
>American
>shits up other boards
>pedo
>scat fetish
>cuck fetish

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>>74164758
Heem
hEem
Even
heeM

>>74164903
Mods need to get him V& for CP

the fuck is going on

>>74164903
No, he's an MMA fan, I've seen him post that pedo shit on here before in these threads

>>74164932

see>>74164188

why doesn't the spammer go spam the fifa or the other video game generals that dont belong on /sp/

like why heem of all generals

>>74164942
because its the retired fighter meme poster

>>74164942
his moms boyfriend is an ex mma fighter that made him suck his gyno tits

>>74164948
We got a saying on HEEM FC. IF your coming on, COME ON

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>>74164953
It genuinely angers me people still think I'm that scumbag.

>>74164948
BE MY LITTLE BABY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJsTv3ypGxI

>actually a good song

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Fuck, and I though other generals were autistic before coming here

congrats

>>74164962
Well one spammer posts nothing but literal shit, and the other guy post scat porn. I think it's obvious which one is worse.

>>74164964
its just one really, really assblasted guy

>>74164963
taima is the real shit

Post walkout songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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>>74164978
there's literally only 2 people ruining heem. schaubposter and scat. we went without both simultaneously for 72 hours and heem was the best that its been in months. maybe a year. id bet my balls theyre the same person

>>74164940
No. I distinctly remember one of the pedos on /tv/ posting on here because he would post the same spam images occasionally while posting here

>>74164997
Shit I fucked up. Again, post walkout songs

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/TsdIO8RHMTc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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>>74165003
Whelp, you've successfully been manipulated by the scat poster. He wants you to think I'm him.

I would never stoop as low as this demented psychopath.

>>7416496
Can you prove it's definitely not you? Because what you have in common is that you post repetitive content that nobody wants to see. I almost like Brendan less because I associate him with your annoying posts.
If it really isn't you, then prove it by not schaubposting anymore. Nobody thinks it's funny

>>74165053
>deleted

it was him kek

>>74165067
I think this guy might have nailed it >>74165003

>>74165095
Nah, heem is all that schlob poster has

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Would u take a right uppercut from this guy to protect your fightfu?

This thread fucking sucks.

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>>74165121
how about now?

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Why does schaub poster ruin heem?
Doesnt he just post schaub bless at the start of each thread? Seems harmless

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>>74164327
Crop Cop posting is the best

>>74165128
*pukes on u*

>>74165128
that fucking ghetto voice inflection and mannerisms

she would be more tolerable if she were a literal feral child

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>>74165130
He posts scat and never shuts the fuck up about how much he loves Schaub

That janitor/mod really does hate /sp/ try making a thread bashing any other sport and see how long it stays up.

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>>74165130

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heem has one single tripfag and he thinks shawb posting is cool

something isn't adding up here or its adding up perfectly fine

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>>74165153
I bet he would unironically eat schaubs feces if he was given the opportunity

>>74165161
*hate /heem/

try making a thread saying move baseball to asp and see what happens

>>74165112
That's a fair point but it does seem like a bit more of a coincidence that /heem/ was golden while he was gone.

>>74165130
Read what I just wrote above, tell me what you think of the theory

>>74164307
damn where is this from?

New Zealand heem hater is proxying it up with other flags, I speak Tagalag and called him out on it>>74165158

>>74165171
was she actually surprised after that embarrassing performance against dog shit felice or trying to be a cutie

>>74165222
omg shut up

>>74165236
Calm down your autism, he's bumping his thread with different flags

>>74165188
>Read what I just wrote above, tell me what you think of the theory
I don't think it's him posting scat honestly
Also i know there is multiple schaub posters but if we're both talking about the coral springs one then definitely not. He's been here ages and never done anything like this.
I thought the spammer was dockbro desu
>>74165165
:(

>>74165171
3*

>>74164962
maybe you shouldn't have made a name for yourself as an annoying faggot then

>>74165242
My autism? Shut the fuck up about that stupid thread. You're not in charge here you can't do anything about it. Just talk about MMA in this one you fucking dork.

>>74164997
>>74165034
please relax

>>74165254
That reply was a tad autistic, try not to sperg out next time

>>74165262
>autistic
>sperg

any other ones you want to throw out here for the 1 millionth time? holy fucking shit just shut up about that thread and the spammer the mods don't care, what are you gonna do with your stupid ass guessing about who is posting what?

Has anyone ever had a point taken or even gotten a warning for a heel strike to the kidney? I saw it's in the list of prohibited moves but I didn't even know about it.

>>74165278
It's not a guess, I BTFO the shitposter. Stay timid

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since there's only 1 blacked fight happening this card, what memes are we gonna trow around?

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>>74165243
Yeah I guess you're right mate, I actually think you should keep your trip. You're a consistently solid poster on this Himalayan enigma erasing matrix

>>74165236
Probs cute and some ignorance

>>74165278
I hope you're just trying to be funny hombre

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>>74164769
You don't deserve that trip. We all know you picked against your boy in his last fight. You doubted him and you were wrong.

guys my wife wants to watch fights tonight, anything to stream tonight?

guys my wife wants to watch fights tonight, anything to stream tonight?

>>74165349
watch fights on bellator.spike.com

Does the heem streamer still stream heem?

>>74165067
No, he typed the wrong post number.

>>74165371
Who, me?
I accidentally deleted a number in my response

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>>74165130
I don't ruin /heem/. People just like to single me out when they can't put their finger on why they hate this general. I make up maybe 20 posts a thread out of 500. H8ers shit up the general way more than I could ever dream of. Now they think I'm the scat poster and are moving goal posts just to try to find a similarity in our posting habits. You're a good guy. I appreciate you looking out for me. I promise you I would never do something so abhorrent and toxic.

>>74165409
Honestly worse than the scat poster. At least they delete his posts.

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>schaubposter posts compltely off topic repetitive posts persistently in every single thread for years
>people respond to completely off topic (you) baitinig posts thus derailing actual mma discussion
>enough thread derailing happens that anti-schaubposters pop up
>now 50% of any thread is dedicated to schaubposter, people responding to his off topic posts, and people making fun of and scolding him

but schaubposter isnt the problem. yeah that makes sense.
Example this post right here

Lombard is gonna end Hendricks' life, isn't he =/

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>>74165409
would you eat schaubs poop if he would agree to become your first friend ever?

shobposter/scatposter is a homo desu senpai

>>74165037
Didn't Schaub shit on his roommate or something? A big brown?

What do you like more in a weigh-in faceoff, when fighters hespectfully shake hands or maybe even hug, smile, face off, shake hands again, and leave wishing each other luck, or when they have to be held back/apart by the event staff?

>>74165515
When they just have an intense staredown. No words or handshakes exchanged.

>>74165409
Seriously why are you doing this though? Is this supposed to be funny? Can you give us a legitimate reason?

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>>74165515
depends on which one is genuine. Not all fighters have to amp themselves up to a point where they hate the other and cant wait to fight just to get hype. some are cool and will knock your head off

>>74165515
I don't care. I like watching fights. However they want to market it or whatever mindset gets them ready is up to them.

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Don't you cucks know that he was into the Arts even back in High School?

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>>74165532
No reason other than that I'm just a huge fan. I don't really follow other sports, so Schaub is really my favorite athlete/team. He may be retired from fighting, but I am completely enamored with his ability to analyze and break down fights.

>>74165551
>World Wide Friends Club
aka /heem/

Islam is going to put Lentz 6 feet under.

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>>74165551
>world wide friends club

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>>74165560
>huge fan
thats not how you spell "paid endorsement"

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>>74165566
Damn your double-dubs!

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>>74165551
>World Wide Friends Club

How will the Jacare namefag cope when he gets BOETSCHED tomorrow?

>>74165634

Boetschambo'd*

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>>74164012
Islam is the future

Upcoming events:

2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson

Previous thread: >>74164012

News:

>Dana on Cyborg return
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-president-hopeful-of-cyborg-justino-return-while-usada-weighs-therapeutic-use-exemption

>UFC 208 early weighin results
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-208-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-9-a-m-et-1-1-1

>Aldo vs Holloway set for UFC 212
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/reports-jose-aldo-vs-max-holloway-featherweight-title-unification-fight-planned-for-ufc-212-in-brazil

>>74165644

embarrassing

>>74165535
This 2bh

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>>74165644
>>74164012

previous thread is here: >>74160339

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I've figured it all out, get in here.

Remember schaub's story about a guy he used to bully in college? He would eat his food and he got his mom to call him about it? That guy, grew up to be the autist we all know as the schaubposter as a coping mechanism.

What do you think about my theory?

>>74165666
poospammer was here and everything said it was you

>>74165644
SpergOP, is that You???? I thought you got permaheem'd earlier

>>74165674
Why make the thread even worse? Do you idiots actually think you're getting to the guy and not just indulging in his gimmick?

>>74165674

OMG THE GUY WAS 5'4"!!

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>>74165678
we both know that's bullshit

>>74165690
yeah
i was doing homework

>>74165121
/heem/ is always bad during long hiatuses between events and immediately leading up to events
but /heem/ would be a much better place if anons hadn't developed identities (i'm aware that I am an anon that has developed an identity)

Anyone else watching LFA?

GDR and Holm both seem like such nice girls. For the first time in a long while I have no favorite heading into the main event.

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>>74165728
i fucking forgot about it, wew
just tuned in, this fight is decent

>>74165740
So you dont actually pay attention to the events in the list you spam?

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GOAT

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I wonder how the schaubposter feels about the fact that schaub would want nothing to do with him IRL and that if they had gone to school together schaub would have bullied him. Good thing he puts so much effort into praising some dumb jock

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>>74165745
i forgot about this one event because I was busy with other things in my life
i understand you don't know what that's like, but normal people can actually be busy sometimes

>>74165768
Or youre a casual that doesnt know that AXS has fights almost every friday night.

It's friday night and youre alone on your computer.

>>74165775
>It's friday night and youre alone on your computer.
so am I but that's because my wife is already in bed

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>>74165767
I met Schaub at the palm beach improv TFATK live last year. Seemed like we would get along pretty well. Took some pictures with him too.

>>74165789
Sure, Adan. Sure she is.

>>74165795
she is lol

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New: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbpPHGUjvHQ

I love this channel's highlight videos. He releases a new one almost every weekday.

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Jacaroid got USADA'd

Would any here be able to pay me 500k plus ppv?

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The maia meme is over soon...

>>74165832

yes but what are you willing to do for it

>>74165813
what did you think of khabib btfo conor in his latest interview, IREKEK?

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>>74165840
FUCK DEMIAN MAIA AND FUCK THE FUCKING DIAZ BROTHERS, FUCK EM ALL
I BURY THOSE COCK-A-ROACHS

>>74165864
How do you feel about UFC releasing Cirkunov? Canada is irrelevant once again.

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that was a great heem just now on LFA
will make a webm later

>>74165881
not true, they're just playing hardball with him. Misha will make LHW great again the ufc knows this

Mark Hunt is the most naturally talented UFC fighter
prove me wrong

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Eye bless

one of you have the cash me outside girl's tits?

>>74165902
UFC doesn't like Canada. They think it's an awful country. That's why they released Rory and won't let GSP come back.

>>74165906

Linneker

Hunt actually has good technique

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rogan better stick to fighting cuz his debate skills a shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcvVbAhQEz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcvVbAhQEz4

>le i have no responsibility as i feed dangerous psuedoscience to the masses

>>74165920
are you telling me that if we put both fighters UNTRAINED aggainst each other Linneker would win? Lets say for a moment they are both the same size.

>>74165950
>alpha brain is dangerous

cuckold

>>74165956
it's more that rogan provides a platform for pseudoscientists and conspiracy theorists and then tries to absolve himself of any responsibility when they spread fabricated and dangerous nonsense

If you lads want the real money on 208, don't bet dumb shit like Anderson/Holly parlays. Both are likely to lose.

The real money is a tenner, or a big 20 if you're a badman on Sasaki and Lentz. Ulka is showing up to fight for the first time in his career, Reis is underestimating him and coming in cocky. Sasaki will outstrike him from range and work actively from guard, favoring him in the scoring system.

Lentz is underrated and the line shows it

I just got this parlay at 19/1

>>74165919
rish flags will finally disappear from this general when khabib unironically decapitates conor in the ring

Full nose rory is unstoppable and GSP will hump his way back to the top

Ireland status: BTFO

>>74165973
who has he ever had thats spread something dangerous (aids guy doesn't count)

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>>74165979
>Full nose rory is unstoppable and GSP will hump his way back to the top

am I the only one getting a weird vibe from Anderson? it looks like he REALLY wants to win this fight

>>74165995
es normal

>>74165978
interesting, I like the way you think. I was honestly surprised to see Reis is a bigger favorite than Jacare

>>74165952
untrained and same size? thats a tough call man.

>>74165820
kys your self

>>74165978
lmao

>>74164181
MMA math at its finest ladies and gentlemen.

Don't ever be like this man.

>>74165978
>betting on an Asian

cant do it

>>74166074
I respect this, a very wise betting philosophy

This week i'm only putting down like 25 bucks I won big last week so WGAF, looking for fun flukey parlays as opposed to smart singles for once

I'm more confident in Sasaki than Lentz desu, I just think he knows he needs this win and he looks a lot more fierce and intense than prior weigh ins

>>74166086
that post wasnt satire?

fuck I thought you were being clever

>>74165995
>brunson opened his own gym
the curse that killed the fighter

>>74166101
You're literally canadian

>>74166214
I honestly thought you were being satirical

>>74166228
You can laugh on your internet forums surrounded by snow, ethnics and sjw's while I laugh straight to the bank

God damn I get so heated when leafs think they are actually an equal part of humanity with valid opinions

I WON'T BACK DOWN

>>74166250
buddy it's a sad state of affairs when your genuine opinions are mistaken for satire

maybe you should spend less time being mad about canadians and spend more time allowing your resentment towards your parents or your god or whoever else it is that you blame for your lack of intelligence to push you towards leaning a book every once in a while

>>74165973
>dangerous

You sound like a fascist.

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>>74165978
Sounds good to me

>>74166323
see ya, fiver

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kek this outcome is better than i could have ever hoped

so are we back to normal or is this just regular night time classy heem? i think both the autists are asleep

>>74166390
goreposter pls go

>>74166395
Shut up, nerd thats home alone on a friday.

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>>74166402
i just got back in from a wedding friend. why are you so bitter? its 12am and im comfy under my blankets with my gf facetiming me right now

>>74166412
I can tell from the inflections in your post your gf weighs ay least 188 lbs

>>74166365
Typical jealous leaf

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>holly

>>74166285
>push you towards leaning a book
haha jesus I am embarrassed for you, you can't even insult people correctly

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>>74166422
i think shes around 160 but shes not short so 190 wouldnt be fat

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>>74166429
please stop posting this

>>74166429
see
>>74164185

>>74166424
>>74166433
supey mad lol

>>74166442
no, u

>>74166444
>>74166444
different quality options. 9sec way too long for 1080p

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>>74166434
Anything above 125 lbs is obese

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>>74166477

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>>74166458
elaborate troll right here, very literate and offensive
why'd you have to go and trigger me like that canacuck? ='(

please stop making me mad on /heem/ i might just throw my bork lesnar figurine at the wall and tell mommy to get me some fried chicken

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>>74166477
either youre trolling or literally a homosexual

What site should I use as a Canadian to bet cheeky fivers on parlays like this lad? >>74166323

I'll post my slips I swear.

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>>74166503
sportsbetting.fbi.gov

>>74165236
>>74165254
>>74165278
Scatposter right here.

McCall is gunna lose tomorrow and it will be hilarious. Can't wait to see him pouting inside the octagon, he'll probably storm out lmao

>>74166442
I claim Alexa

>>74166486
I'm not kidding dude I legitimately thought you were being satirical. If you had been, it would have been clever and funny

>>74166541
New boy is gonna get blown out by my Uncle, your MMA picks are WEAK leaf

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>womens heavyweight is real
>Jazzy "Alpha Female" Gabert
>Gabi "Non-Stop Horse Steroids" Garcia

How can the UFC even compete with Rizin?

>>74166503
I'm the lad you quoted and I use bovada

https://www.bovada.lv/welcome/P1C40014/join/?extcmpid=rafcopy

>>74166551
There's nothing wrong with that, just wait 24 hours and i'll post my booking account balance and you can cry whilst I get my dick sucked and eat caviar on a yacht

>>74166566
My browser immediately closes when I try to access Bovada.

>Trudeau'd

>>74166565
BASED

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>>74166569
why would you wait 24 hours to do that? how will I know you made anything?

let's both just do it now to be safe

>>74166610
Because as I already stated Adan I clean out my account after each big win and allow it to get back up to a few hundred before doing it again
I don't gamble all my winnings unlike some autists, hence why I am up over 5k since Feb 2016 on purely MMA betting
Kek nice shooped 7 btw

>>74166629
none of what you said is a reason as to why you can't post it now

idiot lol

my girlfriend dumped me for an even shorter manlet than i am and the only thing that will make me feel better is ian mccall's unconscious husk crumbling to the mat tomorrow

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>>74166565
Jazzy makes my pepe feel funny

>>74166647
>an even shorter manlet than i am

holy shit

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>>74166610
>>74166629
>>74166637

you got BTFO btw aussie

>>74166686
I made bank on Nunes, at least post screenshots that we're actually me lol

I really don't see why you're so upset that I gave you a free money parlay, guess shitskin leafs are just fragile and pedantic

>>74166699
funny how you can't even address what I said and spout insults instead lmao stay stupid you fucking idiot

>>74166434
160 is huuuuge. Is she a powerlifter?

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>there's only one australian poster in /heem/
>i'm gonna try and insult him for hours to win le internet argument
>preparing my budlight and cheese platter for when he stops replying to me

leafs

>>74166709
>lmao stay stupid you fucking idiot
goddam this is fucking pottery you're so flustered about....what again? I've genuinely forgotten why you're so upset, what is the shitskin comment?

my bad man I won't insult your skin colour again

>>74166715
lmao you are so fuckin pissed

don't take it out on your wife

>>74166722
you don't even have a betting account lol

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>>74166474
Fuck this is digusting

>>74166744
the way you feel when you look at that webm is the way north americans feel when we think about your country

>>74166725
>>74166736
I hope you're satisfied with the points you've made because this will be your last (you)

I realise i've blown you out multiple times but don't let it get you down, there will be a TON of casuals tomorrow you can put down and feel superior about.

Goodluck with your bets, Adan. Maybe if they come in you could get a skin transplant to look more normal.

p.s: next time PLEASE get more creative than "you are so fuckin pissed", your first few messages we're much more intriguing but you get boring quickly.

>>74166747
Do you also wear shoes inside the house?

>>74166756
you didn't post your account balance even though I called you on it

you did what chris weidman never would

hope you enjoyed being BTFO

>>74166761
hell no that's an american thing lol

>>74166747
Yeah I'm sure the Mexicans look down on Brazil so much

>>74166744

jds is /ourguy/

>>74166711
shes 5'11. 160 is not a lot if a chick has any ass or tiddies

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>called you out
>BTFO
>so mad lmfao

it's almost like he's parodying an autist

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>>74166781
/heem/ doesn't know how much a normal woman weighs.
fucking disgraceful

>>74166802
That was directed towards adan.

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>>74166802
Most haven't interacted with a female for many moons

>>74166802
>tfw no thicc 170lb gf

>>74166802
meh, don't want anything to do with a woman who weighs more than 150.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOH0CJFUHWM

>>74165236
I think she was pulling a Masvidal. It's arguable that she won two rounds, though I think any reasonable person would think that she lost three.

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>>74166852
you really dont know what womens body compositions are like do you? if you are at all interested in any women over 5'7 and dont want auschwitz mode then 150lb limit is retarded

>>74166867
Megan Anderson weighs 145 at 6'1, buddeh.

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>>74166867
>women over 5'7

They'd be taller than me.

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>>74166867
>u mad wite boi

>>74166882
Megan Anderson is less than 10% body fat at weigh ins and shredded as fuck. Megan at an optimally attractive body fat around 15-25% would be over 180lbs. she is also a tier 1 athlete, so how about you shut the fuck up

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>>74166885
Living the dream, lad.

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>>74166897
>settling for less than a tier 1 athlete

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>>74166906

>>74166897
>10% = 145
>15% = 180