/heem/ natty edition

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>>74160358

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at last, the real thread

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Bout damn time

Anybody know what time the early prelims start tommorow?

>>74160339
Thanks OP

you guys know this is a fake (not real) thread right?

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She is future fighter. She fights UFC style

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look at artem convulse after the other guy lets go of the choke

>>74160520
Kek, dem babby t-rex arms

>>74160520
That guy is from the same town as the Henno streams guy

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r8 me

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>>74160339
yeah well boxing is gay

>le Joanna Champion meme
>le Brutal Bob Lawler meme

hahaha look at me im so quirky and funny XD

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>>74160608
yeah well urface fggt

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reminder Holly Holm is on the gas

>>74160498
Is that in the Davie Cooper suite in Fir Park?

>le EXPOSED fluke american wrestler guy
>le choker swedish lanklet with one decent performance 20 years ago man

Did Floyd agree to pay Conor more money or did Conor accept the 15 million?

>>74160339
why isn't Rory vs Daley in the Upcoming Events

>>74160490

lol this loser 18 year old mudslime think he gets to decide which is the real thread. Like he has some kind of authority here.

>>74160801
>bellator
wgaf

LFA 3 schedule anyone?

>2017
>still thinking Conor is going to fight in the UFC again

What's the point? From a business perspective, he could make more money in boxing or hollywood nowadays.

Why is the 208 card so shit

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>>74160812
Which thread are we using right now?

>>74160801
it's in May
people would sperg out if I made the event list that long

>>74160812
don't be mean to my friend you son of a bitch

>>74160993
>people would sperg out if I made the event list that long
so what

Dana co firmed that Aldo vs a Mcgregor is a done deal on Brett Os podcast, he just couldn't remember what card they signed for.

Also said cyborg will fight likely fight the winner of Holm vs GDR

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Cutie

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I wonder what Angela Magana did to not get cut?

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>>74161029
true
but still, i don't feel like it right now

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>>74161068

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why did you fucks migrate from the other thread

i was hanging there for fifteen minutes like an autist

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>>74161107
while I don't like thread wars, I do think its important to have /heem/ in the OP

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>>74161107
STIPOCIC HAS THAT IMMIGRANT MENTALITY

>>74161107
*dabs*

>>74160923
no thanks

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I smoke pure top shelf chronic every single fucking day.

Got a problem with that, /heem/?

*exhales in your face*

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>>74161142

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*blocks your path*

>>74161089
put as many as you can in there lol

Is there anything worse than a fight were the two fighters only start to actually fight in the last ten seconds of the round?

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>>74161142
try some stars cocksucka

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*portions cheese royale*

>>74161058
>Dana co firmed that Aldo vs a Mcgregor is a done deal on Brett Os podcast, he just couldn't remember what card they signed for.

I like aldo too much for this, conors too big for aldo. Aldo is p4p best imo but even at 145 Conor outweighs him so much

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>>74161159
I think I'm covered on the edible front

>>74161122
I think this is something we can all agree on

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name my band

>>74161198
wait a second that candy will get you high?

>>74160603
reeal fight fan

Bas Rutten

>>74160339
Is this the natty limit?

>>74161292
We might be giants or the brown guy might be a dwarf

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http://www.gq.com/story/cody-garbrandt-ufc-at-the-buffet

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>>74161341

No this is

I'm the best p4p boxer on heem

>>74161300
10 milligrams of THC per worm.

>>74161378
what does that mean if I eat one

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>>74161351
Looks like he's in England
I thought guys would be hyped to see cannon ear fight? Last week I saw a dozen posts giving him (low-key) boy status

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>tfw no titleshot
>my feet hurt
>it's too cold here
>I wish germaine wanted to take a picture with me
>I wonder where bisping is hiding today
>I could rear-naked every here
>I bet I could take her down

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>>74161409
Top jej

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFQsMl1cujg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33MLKAoUZYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7RU_tl_hpE
*BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

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>>74161436
Very attractive woman.

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??

>>74161467
Thanks bro

>>74161467

Nope

>>74161478
>>74161479
>using this thread that was made when one already existed
fucking cucks
i'm going to kill literally every one of you

>>74161485
>when one already existed

Like our POTUS, you also can't read?

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>>74161485
/heem/ is a bully-free zone, please be supportive and understanding

>>74161436
Kill yourself

It's the dude who spams scat who is doing this. Probably on a public computer so he can't be seen looking that up.

Sad """""""""individual""""""""""""

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>the city of this thread

>>74161522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M

what your eyes

I usually post on heem during fight nights only, but what is with this general and new threads? There is always like 3 new threads every time. Whats all this autism?

>>74161534
Shut the fuck up

>>74161534
>There is always like 3 new threads every time

Cause there are a bunch of spergs who feel important being the OP for some reason

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>>74161534
>I usually post on heem during fight nights only

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>>74161534
>I usually post on heem during fight nights only,

why would you lie on the internet?

you're the biggest autist around here, joaö

>>74161547
The op matters

>>74161549
>implying there is any quality posting here ever

>>74161572

The spergs who clamor to make them don't though. Like of all the things you could do with your life, you place importance on being the OP of a thread that will 404 in 4 hours, do you think anyone cares who made the OP on January 15th 2017 at 4 pm?

What will be the Fotn boys? I bet Silva/Brunson will be spicy

https://www.flocombat.com/article/51845-jose-aldo-vs-max-holloway-set-for-ufc-212-in-brazil

1-4-5

thats 1-4-5

championship weight yeh

>>74161583
either Poirier/Miller or no FOTN bonus and 4 POTN bonuses instead

What about that conor mcgregor fella?

I like threads with news and events, not sure why it pushes other people to make edgy effortless threads

>>74161583

Glover vs. Cannonier
Belal vs. Brown

>>74161586
Wgaf Aldo will get injured before then

Russia 200 million
Irish 6 million

theres basically no way Jacare gets a bonus hahaha think about it lads

>>74161638
There's no way jacare doesn't get heem'd by Tim

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>>74161638

shut up

>>74161581
Obviously that's why everyone is posting in this thread and not the other ones you absolute cuckold.

>>74161646

Post slip loser.

*raises paw*

how do i watch ufc 208 for free?

>>74161655
Have a couple buddies over your house. Tell them to chip in about $7 a piece.

Lads, what are the odds that Boetsch heems alligator man?

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>>74161654

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>>74161655
you can't

>>74161653

>wahhh why arent people using my thread

Get a hobby

>

>>74161655

ufc.tv

>>74161378
why not just smoke a fucking joint?

New habeebedded lads:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5b-bahieeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5b-bahieeg

>I feel am best muslim fighter in UFC

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How does this image make you feel?

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>>74161610
they're autistic and get angry when someone doesn't find their shitposting funny

>>74161655
r/mmastreams or taima

>>74161069
even the matchmakers forgot about her

>>74161409
why is half of mw old af
bisbong 37
yoel 39
ronaldo 37
vitor 39
anderson 41

>>74161672
They are using the thread I want you literal retard. How about you meet me at Tides Beach Restaurant in Florida I'll literally put my fist through your face.

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1 year anniversary coming up soon

Shut up and train

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>>74161686
i forgot our boy was going to be doing the q&a
also, how can someone watch this video and claim he doesn't have fans
the crowd is cheering every other line of his

>>74161610
>>74161693
G*d you are such a loser

>>74161693
>they're autistic
this is the most ironic post i've ever read on 4chan in 11 fucking years holy shit

i love how you are helping people steal the ppv you fucking cunt

>>74161698
another reason why Whittaker is the future champ

>>74161712
You're not a fan you fucking steal the product. Stream it, make webms out of video you got illegally. I wish I had you in front of me right now I'll literally torture murder you.

>>74161725
i see rockhold as champ after yoel demolish everybody and retiers

>>74161739
>i see rockhold as champ

LOL

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>>74161693
i can't get over how bad this webm is
someone tell me who forrest is fighting so I can make a better one

>>74161705
faggot yeh

>>74161752
Fuck you you fucking shit cunt where do you live

>>74161752
Your mother

>>74161726
t. dana

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>>74161776
wisconsin
buy a plane ticket to milwaukee and i'll personally heem you in the airport

>>74161725
he's definitely a future top fighter, he'll be at least in the top 5 for a long time after the old guard retires

Chris Avila

Lol I was right. >>74161511

>>74161534
It's two muslims from opposite sides of the canadian/us border waging a war of autism.

>>74161822
Dockie really is one sad loser

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>This will be the first show without Goldie

>>74161726
yewll dew nuttin

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>>74161843
you don't know that

>>74161680
Bro you get a way different high from ingesting THC than smoking it.

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>>74161843
he will be with us in spirit

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 208

Holly Holm vs. Germaine de Randamie
Anderson Silva vs. Derek Brunson
Ronaldo Souza vs. Tim Boetsch
Glover Teixeira vs. Jared Cannonier
Dustin Poirier vs. Jim Miller

@74161866

Don't fall for this sperg

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>>74161800
>implying you could get into the airport without getting pulled into the back room and strip searched

top kek

>>74161866
someone already did these boy

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>>74161866
Holm
Silva
Souza
Jared
Jim

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>>74161866
HOLM
BRUNSON
JACARE
TEIXEIRA
POIRER

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>still doing fake picks for (you)s

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>>74161859

kek I hope he pulls up a shaq during it

>>74161879

almost every USA flag is mine on those picks lol

One time I did fake picks but then predictiondude came along and added all the people that replied to me.

>>74161866
Rockhold
Dominator
BLESSED
Hendo
Green

>>74161887
>>74161894

Stop being idiots

>>74161901
What do French think of kickboxer Ben-man-sour?

>>74161895
joke is on you i have (you) filtered with ublock

i'm not a literal redditor looking for upvotes or whatever the fuck they're called you white race traitor

>>74161906

Hey you're that sperg who was saying that he submitted 64 different picks last week but still lost.

What a loser you are.

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>>74161866
GDR
Silva
Souza
Glover
Miller

Only got in 12 picks this week la

>Tap like chicken
>6 months later fight for title

What UFC mean by this?

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>>74161866
Holm
Brunson
Souza
Teixeira
Miller

>>74161928
if you submtited 64 picks you would have won you absolute fucking zero

>>74161918

They have no idea who is and do not care about fighting in general.

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*dabs*

>>74161949

No you wouldn't you literal moron. That was what I was trying to tell that idiot (you) and then he still ended up losing.

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Is Anderson gonna get heemed?

>>74161962
Possibly

>>74161962
yes in the 3rd round

>>74161962
Anderson would heem all those guys too

How's Gayguard Moosassy allowed to fight on american soil if he's Iranian?

>>74161956
Fucking losers

>>74161962

He'll get wrestled to a decision

>>74161962
anderson going to heem you mean

>>74161906
no one really cares man, youre just another goof on the board when its all over. nobody cares about any picks but their own

>>74161974
Drumpf and Dana are BFF so he allowed him to

>>74161988

The goof submits multiple picks and still loses. Sad!

>>74161974

Trump is a real fite fan

>>74161974

drumpf got BTFO by the courts, will probably be impeached soon

So many russians in this q&a...makes you wonder why UFC doesn't promote Khabib so hard when their fans are this passionate and nuts about him.

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>>74162013
>>74161991
Fuck off faggot

Lol sperg got his computer taken away by mommy, now all he can do is make false threads.

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>>74162016
what do you mean you miss it? we still bunda post quite often. it only takes one post to trigger the bunda wave

when did /heem/ turn to shit?

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Reminder that heem is an exclusively Orthodox Christian general

>>74162030
That's not bunda, that's a washboard

>>74162010
Thats why mcgregor is promoted so hard. Hes irish and most of the irish population (which is a fuck ton) in america loves him cause muh heritage

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>>74162045
>washboard
are you retarded?

>>74162039

Around UFC 203 did it go full awful

If you want to go further back then around UFC 189

>>74162050
United States: 34.7 million reported Irish ancestry, according to the 2000 US Census statistic. 6 million reported Scotch-Irish ancestry.

You lil shitheads gotta cool it with the fucking threads, okay?

>>74162055
Miesha has better ass, Bethe too

>>74162034
> hurrrr reported said that faggot spamming the current general with his shitty one cause hes upset he cant be OP.
I should report you for making shit threads the shitting up this perfectly good one. Neck yourself maple nigger

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Based Cody.

Sperg, make sure this news item in in the next thread

http://www.gq.com/story/cody-garbrandt-ufc-at-the-buffet

>>74162071

Says the sperg making them. Seriously, what's wrong with you? We know you'd be spamming scat otherwise, but what happened today? Did mommy take it away?

>>74162069
So alot?

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>>74162073
whatever you say my man, Rachel is objectively the most attractive fighter

>>74162069
>>74162069

Magiga is only popular among self-inserting wytebois

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>>74162073
>Miesha "skankface boy body" Tate
>Bethe "Andre the Giant face no titty havin" Coireria
>more attractive than the thiccest fighter in the game

Get a fucking head injury, will you? Like fuckin honestly dude, you have no idea.

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>>74162092

Turd food, turd magazine and turd fighter.

>>74162114
We were talking bunda fool

>>74162117

Lol you're hilarious Joao

>>74162098
>>74162114
> fit chick
> has great ass and tits
> nice body
> decent face
Im in love

>>74162126
Bruh her fight was honestly hotter than any porn clip I've watched in the last 8 years.

>>74162126

>>>/s/

>>74162134

>Watching porn

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>>74162013
>>74162091
>>74162117
there's a finesse and sense of timing in making new threads that I have and nobody else here does
it isn't just raw autism that goes into this, there are certain conditions that need to be met to make it most likely for people to go over to your thread

>>74162054
are you implying that i'm not a real muslim

>>74162134
Im digging it
>>74162135
>>74162045
>>74162073
Fuck off same fag.
>>>/trash/

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>>74162134
the dyke ruined it. if she was fighting a qt i would literally fap to it. the fight against ariel beck gave me a chub

>>74162156

Shut up mandrama

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>>74162151
please kill yourself

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You have 5 seconds to name a better all time great natural heavyweight than Brendan Schaub
>protip: you literally can't.

>>74162160
imagine her going north south on you or triangling the shit out of you.

Truly would be the comfiest of times

>>74162160
idk i just pretended it was her bf

>>74162151
>there's a finesse and sense of timing in making new threads that I have and nobody else here does
>it isn't just raw autism that goes into this, there are certain conditions that need to be met to make it most likely for people to go over to your thread

This is the worst thing ever typed.

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The sperg crew is all here

Who you got for Silva vs Anderson, /heem/?

Any oldfag here, watching UFC from 1993?

How long did it take from the initial idea of battle of fighting styles, to the state where everyone is fighting basically the same way?

/heem/ should move to /asp/ we could have more room to express ourselves imagine /schaub/

>>74162183

Silva vs. Anderson? Damn that's a tough one.

>>74162187
you can literally leave at any time

>>74162185
once gracie beat every weight class with jits

>>74162187

You sound like a sperg who watches wwe every week. Maybe you should just go ahead and do it.

>>74162185
it still hasn't happened you blithering idiot and yeah i've been watching longer than the cum stains in here in college have been alive

>>74162187
Nah bro, we aren't doing that.

>>74162187
Good idea, friend.

>>74162187
I would like /wmma/

>>74161351
He'd be incredibly good looking if it wasn't for those neck tattoos.

>>74162212
This. Also anyone who uses the word sperg is legitimately autistic.

>>74162213
and 8 inches taller lmmfao, and 80 pounds heavier llfmaofma

Why is this general the P4P most autistic general on /sp/?

>>74162218

You mean like you just did right now? lol

>>74162187

Here, I went and made it for you:

>>>/asp/>>2254788

Now you and your attention seeking mandrama waifusperg crew can leave.

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>>74162229
It's because of Goldie.

>JUST LIKE THAT

>>74162212
great idea tbqh

>>74162213
> implying fight fan grils dont dig that shit
Hes not fucking any chicks that dont watch heem

> be manlet with tats at bar
> see qts
> hey im cody
> gril: okay?
> * walks away and fucks tall chad*

>>74162244

Correction:

>>>/asp/2254788

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>trying to make us go to /asp/

Over my dead body you h8ers

>>74162250

>chad

How is /r9k/ these days manlet?

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>>74161866
Holm
Brunson
Souza
Cannonier
Poirier

>>74162200
You don't understand shit my nibba. Everyone fights the same these days. The fact that someone likes more to submit people, and others like to keep distance and kick/punch does not make a difference.

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>>74162261
> tfw actually am a manlet and 5'7
> at least Im a jacked 175
Its a meme you dip

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>don't respond because if you disagree i want you dead anyway

What's the average age in this place now? 14?

>>74162229

Because some irish fighters brought up all the mandrama children in the community and there is a PPV tomorrow.

>>74162274
nah thats just how low iq liberals argue now

I just bet on Muhammad

>>74162244
can you make /wmma/ thanks

>>74162213
>baby face
>huge head
>narrow shoulders
>manlet

nope

>>74162271
You're fat

>>74162229

/asp/ and wwe synergy. I mean look at the front page of /asp/ right now. Literal manchildren.

>>74162271

>175 at 5'7"

Either you have a really huge pot belly or you're shaped like an egg.

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>>74161866
Randamie
Silva
Jacare
Cannonier
Poirier

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>people actually trying to deny that Cody looks like a model

insecure

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Who /bigguy/ here?

>>74162260
we could have shit loads of generals /asp/ it be great /wmma/ would be great

they be like smooth

what

can you teach me how to dougie

I'm gunna get a job with USADA and insist on taking female fighters temperature with a rectal thermometer to check for roids and stuff

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>>74162317
Nah

/sp/ is our home

>>74162317

>this mandrama waifuist

Go post in the "alexa bliss" general Nigel

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>>74162311
>implying Jacare can touch Boetsch

>>74162313
>tracking weigh-in data

and i thought spergOP was a fucking zero

>>74162297
god i just went there and it really is filled with stunted manchildren

>>74160603
6/fullkitwanker

if you get raped by a pack of wild Ngannous it will be your fault

>>74162313
Is it time for a superheavyweight division?

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>>74162291
>>74162307
mcgregor walks around at 175 and hes 2" taller than me. Its really not that crazy.

This guy was a beast in the nfl and he wasnt fat at all.

>>74162334
Its part of his job you loser

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>y-yeah he might have a perfect face but his shoulders aint wide enough...

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>>74162335

>>74162348
>job
>loser

if your next post isn't an apology i'm moving this board to /asp/

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>boetsch will obliterate jacare and call out bisping

>we /average bloke/ now

>>74162342
imagine THICC 145 holly getting stared down in that tight dress of hers by a pack of wild Ngannous

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>tryna write a poem for a girl for valentines day
>suck at it
>wish I had Adan's talent for crafting prose

>>74162344

Are you saying you're an NFL caliber athlete?

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>>74162313
I'm gutted that was free money

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>his heads too big, no way he gets girls
>h-h-his broad shoulders aint broad enough

>>74162355

>State of MW if this happens
>Yoel pops
>Gockhold is still injured
>It's now Bisping vs. Boetsch
>Boetsch wins

Wew please let this happen.

>>74162361
just send her a picture of Ngannou, she'll understand

>>74162364
No Im just saying it isnt impossible to be 175 and 5'7 and not be fat.

Diet well and train.

>>74162376
what happened to you you weren't annoying after cody destroyed dominicuck snnoze

>>74162355

How about Jacare tapping? What are the odds to that?

I TOLD YOU BANDWAGON FAGGOTS WERE GONNA MAKE MY QT ALEXA ARIANA GRANDE GRASSO LOSE

YOU FUCKING FLAVOR OF THE MONTH FAGGOTS

GO BACK TO YOUR PLEB BAIT HOGDA HONDA HOUSEY

ONLY DAY ONE INVICTA FC BROS ALLOWED

FEETS AND PIT FANS WELCOME AS WELL

BACK THE FUCK OFF

>>74162382
Are you fucking retarded?

You can be 175 pounds and 5'7 and literally skinny as fuck

is there ANYONE on this forum with an IQ over 150?

If there was a situation, where shorts of one fighter are pulled down, and referee doesn't stop the fight, is it legal to eat that fighter's ass? Or suck his dick? Do UFC rules account for this situation? Since you voluntarily agreed that you might be hurt by the other person, you can't call it rape.

And is it legal to piss/shit/cum on the other fighter?

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Who else excited for Aldo vs Holiday at UFC: I don't remember?

>>74162367
Tybura was getting heemed lad. You just saved yourself 200 quid

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>>74162395
weak bait lad

>>74162385
It just triggers me when people are so triggered by Cody they start making up things so they can hate on him.

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>>74162395

>>74162392

Lol dude that's not possible at all especially not from TIM BOETSCH of all people!

>>74162404
212 in Rio on June 3rd. Aldo-Mendes rematch was there

Should be spicy

i'm a manlet 5'7, and skinny like joanna but exactly 173 pounds lmfao what are you dumbasses talking about

>>74162402
Go watch Ultimate Surrender and never post here again..

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>they touch gloves at the start of the fight and immediately hug it out after

>>74162405
that was the best bet of 2017 right there. obese retard fighting on 1 week notice.

>>74162396
how am I the retard? Im trying to argue I am 175 and 5'7

>>74162413
You can't tap if you're unconscious. That's why it's impossible for Jacare to tap. He won't get a chance to tap.

>>74162417
Damn, didn't know about this, thanks bruh. My dick is literally diamonds right now.

>>74162421
Willis is a prospect. Ridiculous power with decent standup and grappling

Eugene vouched for him

>>74162418
Touching gloves is fucking stupid. Thats one thing I've always liked about Guida. He never touches gloves and comes out fighting.

>>74162402
this post was really gay

p.s. post pics of czech girls feet to make up for it (czech girls have the best feet)

>>74162396
>You can be 175 pounds and 5'7 and literally skinny as fuck

Lol you can, but you will still look frumpy and egg-shaped ya dummy. Someone like DC is 205 and 5'11", very athletic individual, but he still looks fat to most people, another example is Johny Hendricks 5'9" and around 185, still looks fat when not cutting weight.

This isn't to say you can't be jacked at that height and weight, but you'd have to have really low body fat which I highly doubt rofl

Impossible
I'm 6'1 and 150 pounds

Doubt you can be 175 @ 5'7 and as skinny as Joanna

>>74162402

What's your obsession with being this gay and eating feces? You should go back to whichever trash-hole you came from.

>>74162396
What the fuck are you talking about you'd need arms like Stefan Struve on a manlet body for that.

>>74162441
>it's that one amerilard who gets triggered by eating ass

>>74162436
>omeone like DC is 205 and 5'11", very athletic individual

lol fatfuck dadbod DC is not "very athletic"

What happened to the Filipino poster?

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Is it just me or is there only two decent fights on this card and they are both in the prelims

>>74162430
he's obese fuck that has special needs, imagine being too fat for the UFC I mean that is some doing right there

>>74162448

>Someone who competed in the olympics isn't athletic

But I'm sure an armchair neckbeard like you would know all about athleticism as you force-feed yourselves cheetos all day.

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>>74161866
Holm
Silva
Souza
Glover
Jim

How can I heem????

>>74162445

>it's the czech sperg who thinks about eating feces all day and that's all he ever posts about

Where did it go wrong for you? How did you even discover /heem/?

>>74162448
So Fedor had a similar body and your saying he's not athletic?

>>74162376
>le live vicariously though Cody man

It's actually not possible to hate Anderson.