>leave 2018 to me

I unironically think he is a World Class player in multiple positions

>>74158076
is on the bench one of those?

LMAO

>>74158076

Left back in the changing room?

>>74158076
I'm still not sure what position Sideshow David is supposed to play.

>>74158080
>Friends with all his teammates
>Plays cheeky chappy pranks
>Prays for you every day
>Would always give you a hug and a chat when you get subbed after a poor game
>Will sprint from the bench to passionately celebrate a goal
>Smells like high end shampoo

Yep the GOAT sub too

>benched by a 20 yo red hairs black guy at paris who's too average to play for France
KEK

>>74158076
Left side crowd entertainer?

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>Tfw you just reminded me it's World Cup time in just over a year
>We only got 1 point last time
>Gareth Southgate is now our manager
>Rooney will likely still be in the team

I hope we save ourselves the embarrassment of turning up and just fail to qualify.

F U C K O F F
U
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K
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>>74158115
>Smells like high end shampoo

>>74158128
>Implying he's not always the entertainment for better or worse

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>leave 2018 to me

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

>>74158161
it's ok uk, we'll tie our way into the final and then jokingly score a last minute goal while having only 39-45% ball possession.

>>74158037
>unironically the best Brazilian defender right now

Brazil are more screwed if they don't bring him

>>74158277
>'i'm laughing at you on the internet haha'
>*textually mimics laugh*
>*textually mimics something else to create imagery because my ability to express myself is so poor*
>'I'm LAUGHING at YOU on the INTERNET haha'
how pathetic can a namefag be

Leave reselling you tickets to me.

we don't play with a line of 3 like Chelsea to have 2 other CBs to bail-out that son of a bitch.

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>>74158349

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

*deep breath*

No, but seriously....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>74158381
thin air is one hell of a drug

>>74158381
I swear I'll kick every chilean to the ocean, leave only their women and then I'll populate the place with our own insufferable people.

That gets rid of two portions of insufferable people at once.

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>>74158432

This one was easy.

>>74158489
Indeed. You embarrassed yourself from the very first post.

But that's not something to brag about, is it?

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>>74158528

yes

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>>74158528

brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

>>74158037

>unironically best cb in the pl behind alder and vert

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>>74158306

is that before or after you choke a final in your home country to a massive underdog?

t. actual white european

i rate him, we got BTFO in the last WC with a CB's free kick

>>74158674
based Radamel

Reminder that 7 - 1 is equal SIX

SIXTH WORLD CUP 2018

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>>74158037

Is there a player with better character development than Luiz? Is there a more based man alive?

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>>74158037
>leave brazil to me

>>74158837
No
No

Truly, he is the pinnacle of humanity

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>>74158432
>Macaco
>calling others insufferable