>tfw to intelligent to run the ball

it's all part of the script. nothing personal

>"If we drag the game out we'll have more time to extend our lead"
What did offensive genius Kyle Shanahan mean by this?

>Andy Reid in Super Bowl vs. Patriots
>"Fuck it, I don't need all that time. I'll just let the clock run."

>Pete Carroll in Super Bowl vs. Patriots
>"My power back can easily gain this yard. I'll run a pick play! The defense will never see it coming!"

>Kyle Shanahan in Super Bowl vs. Falcons
>"Fuck situational football, I'm going down the field."

What is it about playing the Patriots in the Super Bowl that makes coaches try to play 5D chess as opposed to stick to basic situational football?

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>>74154983
>"I'll say as much stupid shit as I can. That'll make people vote for me"
Doing this sort of thing is "in" right now

>tfw too intelligent to keep a 28-3 lead in the 2nd half

>>74155009
>tfw too intelligent for politics

Why live ?

>>74155009
>dragging in politics for no reason

back to /leftypol/ you cocksucker

>>74155009
>>>/r/politics

>>74154983
They expect Belichick to run some black magic and have perfect countermeasures against obvious choices, which leads them into being retarded.

>>74155405
It's like the story about the Chinese general who was outnumbered, so to defend his city he opened the gates, sat down by himself, and started playing the flute. It psyched out the opposing general so bad (he thought it was a trap) that he called off the attack.

When you've got a good enough reputation, dumb things can work in your favor.

>>74154983
do one on the panthers and rams please