/heem/: ezekiel edition

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Schaub is God

Schaub is God

ben rothwell

Are you going to watch UFC 208, /heem/?

Does anyone unironically think that Anderson has any chance?

>>74151642

By far, the biggest loser on heem

>>74151670
I'm actually paying for it, because I'm not a commie.

>>74151701
Please don't respond to him, that's the only way.

>>74151642
I´m curious. What do you do the whole day? Do you seriously wait all the time just to post this guy?

Who in the UFC have shown symptoms of CTE? And those who have left mma? Goodridge is the prime example and I wouldn't be surprised if the guys who fought in slaughterhouse of Pride/early UFC have it.

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>>74151723
I go to class and work during the day. Usually get home around 4 est.

>>74151723
Yes, it's literally one guy doing all this schaubposting. From now on, please don't respond to him.

>>74151723

Yes. He's admitted to being here all day, and refreshing the catalog when it gets to 470 posts just so he can spam that sperg retired fighter

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>/heem/'s collective face when Khabib embarasses Conor McGregor

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Justin Willis is a lock.

Eugene has confirmed he is the future.

>>74151629
I usually don't give a shit about my country, but this made me sad.

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>>74151761

you're all gay and i would knockout every single one of you

>>74151800

You'll dew nuttin

>>74151800
If you got me in a triangle lock, and wouldn't let you release it bby :*

>McCall is the underdog now
haha what a goof

>>74151686
real thread

>>74151761
God I´m still so mad at Jewani for this fucking embarassment.

>>74151822
the joke doesnt work when theyre actually jewish but then again considering your flag...

>>74151822
same

>>74151849
>joke
Exactly, he really is a dirty jew

>>74151849
welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay

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At first I was like

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>>74151904

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But then I was like

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Until I was like

Name ONE (1) person who is taller, stronger, smarter, richer, funnier, smarter, more successful and a better fighter than Brendan P. Schaub.

I'll wait.

>p-p-please gib yous

>>74151968
Here ya go sport

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>I was gonna analyse some fights, but you probably haven't heard of them.

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>>74151976

>>74151924
Masvidal and Gastelum are trump supporters

I will never understand how someone can seriously a fan of Brendan Schaub.

>>74151980
LOL
best post on here in a long time

>>74151989

But they're not whitebois

>>74151995
Thanks

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>challenge heem to Name ONE (1) person who is taller, stronger, smarter, richer, funnier, smarter, more successful and a better fighter than Brendan P. Schaub.
>not a single response
Makes you think doesn't it?

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Cannonier is my low-key boy 2bh

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>>74152010
Cheers

>>74152010
shaq

uh oh its talking to itself again

please stop giving him the (you)s he's trolling for. its our only chance

>>74151954
Junior Dos Santos, I'm not gonna bother comparing their height however

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>>74151980
How was today's MMA Vivisection?

>>74152045
Just shut the fuck up in general, you're part of the problem.

>>74152010
>not a single response

poor lad, schaubposter on life support

have one on the house

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I miss Rogan and Dana double-shilling begging people to buy the PPV

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>I think you'd be su-

>>74152069
Not an argument my dude
>>74152065
>>74152045
Bless

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>>74152074
I'd love to see them do it for 208
>its..its got a squash match for Jacare and..
>And Holly lost her last 2 fights
>YEah and Holly and GDR are arguably the p4p greatest 145lb female strikerdeedoos in the world
>GERMAINES MOOEY-TAYE IS NARSTY JOE

>>74152106

>Hating on Holly Holm

How much of a loser ya gotta be?

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>I fight for 10 years, is easy

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Roidmero btfo

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>LE NATTY GOAT xD

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>>74152114
>I rate Holly Holm

>>74152124
usada is fucking pointless

>>74152114
Holm sucks.

>>74152141

Hi Edmond

>he still thinks there is only 1 Schaub poster

>>74152151

t.rondasperg

>>74152153
What's a "Schaub poster"?

>p-p-please pay attention to me i pwomise theres like 40 of us here im not here all day waiting for bump limit pwomise

>>74152159
a turd pusher

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>>74151629
Thanks!

>>74152149
USADA is great. Roidmonster wrasselfuckers don't hold people against the fence for 15 minutes a go these days, and fights get better when people gas a little.

>>74152165
U ok?

>>74152172
coming from a guy who gave up his guns i would expect nothing less

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May Alexa's sweaty box bless the schaubposter to finally see the light and be cured of his schuabposting addiction

>h-h-e thinks there's only one of m-me here hahaha w-w-hat a loser *changes filenames and responds to self*

>Renan Barao was #1 p4p just 10 months ago

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Would you rather teach Yoel how to ride a bike or fly a kite?

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>>74152182
and my tanks
and my bombs
and my bombs
and my guns

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>>74152199
i love that zombie apocalypse song

>>74152124
>Romero not even handling his Twitter and backing down when Bisking invites him to actually talk and not pull this keyboard warrior shite

>>74152194
more like literally 3 years ago

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Will Mike Perry ever learn to move his head?

>>74152205

See you soon BOI

>>74152204
That's a great image, and it'll only be better if GDR wins.

>>74152037
Schaub would heem him.
>>74152053
Arguably a better fighter based solely on record, but I for sure still disagree. Undeniably falls on every other front.

>>74152194
The way TJ handled him, made him one of my favourite fighters

>>74152197
I would teach him ethics to stop him from cheating all the time.

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>>74152204

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what's the most memeable thing about this card? I cant really think of much
>Silva being Silva
>de Randamie's smug face

>>74152157
She nearly lost to Pennington, she looked like garbage against Marion, she got fucking dominated by someone who normally fought at 125 in kickboxing, she was headed to a draw with Miesha, and she's about to get her head knocked off by the Dutchie.

>>74152210
>replying to six hour old posts
Get a life

>>74152204
that literally doesn't even need to be edited to be a pepe

>>74152227

>Muh memes

>>>/asp/

>>74152232

t.rondasperg

>>74152225
God, lads, look at that puffy labia.

>>74152225
>Why are Americans so short?

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>>74152239
>im not here for memes
kek, your life must suck

>>74152232
Looks like you're just looking at results and interpreting them in the most negative way possible rather than actually watching the fights 2bh

https://twitter.com/PaigeVanzantUFC/status/829835294593601536

Consider yourself warned

>>74152204
damn holly looks like she's 50

>>74152224
What you doing in Germany, Mike?

>you will never be this dog shit at fighting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPMwPM2HDcw

>>74152251

Are you 12?

>>74152252

>Responding to rondasperg seriously

This is the same schmuck who said BJ Penn and Arlovski would win, and would give paragraph long analysis saying literally nothing intelligent. It's not even a gimmick at this point, he knows nothing about MMA whatsoever.

>>74152266
paige has been training boxing for SEVEN YEARS, she has never not been hit by a jab

>>74152266
Is it even worth investing in Waterson? I really like how she presents herself.

>>74152261
Well played haha

>>74152270
>memes are for 12 year olds
kek, you have no social life do you?

>>74152301

>Dude memes lmao xD

Finish high school little guy

>>74152248
shes from Denmark

>>74152312
talking about that manlet that's always in the middle, been watching for 20 years still won't learn his name

EMBEDDED
https://youtu.be/eFQmBSh8aRE
https://youtu.be/eFQmBSh8aRE
https://youtu.be/eFQmBSh8aRE

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>>74152332

wew

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>41 years old
>in his prime

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>>74152332
shiiiieeeet I was at Juinors lilke 1 hour after Germaine was there

Will the winner of GDR/Holly be in the Dave Menne tier of UFC champs or will they actually mean something in the grand scheme of things?

>>74152376

Another NYbro. Based 2bh.

>>74152394
Women are strong, ofc they mean something

>>74152398
are you gonna go to the show? i was gonna buy tickets back when they were $100 for the cheap tickets but i've been to some nets games and i know im not gonna be able to see shit so whats the point

>>74152252
>Looks like you're just looking at results

Surely I'd be praising the Marion fight, then?

The way that Holm stands in the cage (all her weight on her front foot, leaning forward) means that she can't transfer her weight. Her punching mechanics are awful. Her kicking technique is actually quite good and her evasive footwork is also quite good (for the division, at least), but she has the worst boxing of anyone who's so much as had a single amateur match in the UFC.

Holm sucks and she actively tries to suck the fun out of fights. Hopefully she loses and retires as Buster Douglas (except that she's not actually a top tier fighter and Buster Douglas was a legitimately high level heavyweight, which is why he was fighting for a world title).

>>74152394
They will be remembered as false champions until Cyborg gets back.

>>74152420
At least post something disgusting, not arousing.

>>74152252

Lol what did I tell you? He came up with another paragraph long analysis where he shows how much of an idiot he is haha

He picked Arlovski against Ngannou! By Decision! Arlovski! He actually believed Arlovski would go 3 rounds. This guy is a moron.

>>74152438
I'm sad that she'll probably get heemed by USADA.

post you're UFC walkout song

How's your day been scatsperg?

>>74152438
>Jon Jones gets caught with tainted dick pills
>all his accomplishments are ruled null and void
>Cyborg gets caught multiple times with actual steroids
>all smaller women are paper champs

Racist much ?

>>74152474
>Its another bisping dodges his contenders episode

Oh fuck no

>>74152474
Honey ALL OVER GSP's dick.

>>74152458
>Arlovski can't go three rounds

Look at this retard and laugh.

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>>74152474
>Hendricks get on roids again
>finally gets the win he was robbed off

Please, god, let it be.

>>74152474

More ducking huh?

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>>74152437
I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt, I really did.

>>74152500

Lol this moron actually believed Arlovski would beat Ngannou by decision cause he went on his wikipedia and saw he's a "master of sports in sambo" despite the fact that Arlovski hasn't shot for a takedown since 2008.

Reading your "analysis" is so cringeworthy.
I wonder if you'll ever stop. You're literally never right about anything. Just a pseudo-intellectual know-it-all sperg.

Fact: UFC would be better without Bisping

>>74152501
Can we all agree that arm length is one of the most important factors in aesthetics?

>>74152124
Romero actually did call in

>>74152494
I think the majority of fighters are on steroids. And I´m still a fan of Jones.

>>74152432

Nah not worth it don't have anyone to go with, plus I'm kinda broke.

>>74152494

Literally everyone is on steroids though

>>74152522
If you don't think he looks good in that picture, you're literally heterosexual.

>>74152520
>Lol this moron actually believed Arlovski would beat Ngannou by decision cause he went on his wikipedia and saw he's a "master of sports in sambo" despite the fact that Arlovski hasn't shot for a takedown since 2008.

Where's the post, screenshotsperg?

>>74152519
If you disagree that Holm doesn't have fucking awful punching mechanics, feel free to explain why beyond just saying "she was a boxing champion!" Women's boxing is full of awful boxers and she dodged the best in her weight class so hard that she left the sport.

>>74152332
I'm not sure if GdR is cool, or I just like her because her accent reminds me of the Reem

>>74152565
RT

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>>74152545
I agree but there are levels to that and Cyborg takes waaay more roids than any of her competitors
>>74152530
Jones is the GOAT

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>>74152561

You are so embarrassing hahaha

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updated picture
is this possible without PEDs?
she is a 28 year old female

>>74152598
>Cyborg takes waaay more roids than any of her competitors

Obviously, otherwise she wouldn´t get caught. I´m curious how USADA will handle her suspension since its the second time she got caught. Do they get extended suspensions if they are repeated violators?

Reminder that Andrade will TKO Joanna inside 2 rounds

>>74152651
yes, it is possible without even lifting weights desu

>>74152662
>banking on a midget brawler ko'ing joanna
post slip

>>74152678

I can't post slip since the odds haven't come out yet lol. And Joanna got wobbled by Karolina and dropped by a jab from Claudia hahaha I honestly wish bookies have her at +500 so I can be set for life lol.

>>74152643
I don't see anything relating to takedowns. Where's the post?

>>74152654
does she count as a repeat offender considering she never failed under usada?

>>74152565
Smug Pepe does look less ugly on film than on photos

>>74152690

Will you please stop haha?

>Muh clinch
>Muh wrestling
>Muh jab
>Muh MMA-Math

You don't know anything about the sport of MMA.

>>74152689
Yeah but she beat Karolina and Claudia lol

and it's not like she has KO power so you're really counting on her landing on the best striker at SW and following up perfectly lmao

huge size and skill discrepancy rofl

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>ywn play Fifa and eat Punch Burgers© in your comfy Brazilian home while a literal purge is happening outside

>>74152722
>Will you please stop haha?

I'll stop when you show evidence for your posts. Where's the post about someone talking about Arlovski being able to take Ngannou down?

>>74152727

>Andrade doesn't have KO power

Lol you're clueless my guy. I'll post that slip when odds come out. Hope bookies have her at +1000

>>74152733
>a literal purge is happening outside
wHat

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>>74152565
Dutch girls are always very cool in my experience

>>74152746
>>74152733
It's only happening in Santa Esperito Brazil

Jose should be safe

>>74152746

The police went on strike and there were like 150 murders committed in a span of like 3 days, many in broad daylight

>>74152695
No idea. She got suspended by CSAC. I kinda doubt that USADA will give any meaning to that.

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>>74152740

It was actually spergOP, my sides how does it feel that you like to pretend you know how to analyze fights but you're always wrong?

>>74152745
The odds won't be that wide, probably not even +300 lmao

it's not a bad chance underdog bet but to call it a sure thing is objectively retarded lmao bub

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>>74152769
Jesus christ
Sometimes I forget just how fucked la Brasil actually is

>>74152775
You did notice that spergOP doesn't have an Australian flag, right?

How does it feel to pretend that you know how to analyze posters but you're always wrong?

>>74152784

It's literally a 100% lock that Andrade will beat her inside the distance dude lol I don't know what else to tell you.

>>74152654
I don't think USADA considers prior failures for regional comissions as a strike under the UFC policy, but in the case of Jones (IIRC) his failing of a USADA test was considered also a failure by the athletic commission.
So Cyborg won't get USADA's wrath for two failures, but she most likely will by the athletic commission.

>>74152800
lmao bro i'm at a loss for words here good luck chief roflmafao

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>>74152791
Rampage is a joke. My boy krazy horse heemed Candylei, who is three weight classes over him.

>>74152800
>10 inch reach disadvantage brawler will beat the best striker in the division because she's bullrushes a lot

You can join Australia in dunce's corner m8

Even if Holly wins the title because she's fighting a nobody she's gonna lose it incredibly fast. She's close to 40 now, women don't enter career resurgence in their early 40s like men do.

>>74152825

Reminder how everyone was making fun of that brit trip for fanboying Cody Garbrandt and saying he'd beat Cruz and got made fun of it for months?

That's exactly how I feel about Andrade. I just know she's gonna beat Joanna. I have known it for the longest time and it's gonna happen, believe you me buddeh lol.

>>74152820
And what would that mean for her?

>>74152833
lol you think it you don't know it no one knows it lmfao

>>74152833
I'm with you desu

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>>74152828
>tfw nigger
>tfw run fast

>>74152830

>Because she bullrushes a lot

Yes exactly, she's gonna bullrush her and beat her up, and finish her with ground and pound, if not submit her lol.

>That flag

It makes sense why you'd get so triggered buddeh. It's gonna happen, let it happen, let it happen.

>>74152828
>you'll cowards don't even smoke crack

de Randamie is gonna finish Holly with her mean clinch game.

>>74152857
>female lineker will beat female dillashaw, guaranteed

we just watched this fight though.

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>>74152857
She's gonna get jabbed 200 times, at the end her face will look like Koschek's

>>74152891
lol lineker could have actually hurt tj though

and didn't get stopped by strikes to lez carmouche

Andrade doesn't hit THAT hard
She does pose some interesting problems for Joanna though. Very interesting fight.

>>74152891

>Comparing Joanna to Dillashaw

Ausfailia you are not very bright at all.

>>74152890
don't give a fuck

>>74152891
>Dillashaw=Joanna

Joanna has shit ground game though, she is only prolific in striking.

>>74152894
The problem I see with Joanna winning that fight is that Joanna needs time to wear someone down.
I think Andrade is sufficiently defensively responsible and strong to avoid getting overwhelmed soon by Joanna's volume.
On the other hand, I don't think Joanna would be able to weather the power of Andrade's punches. Once Andrade connects, and she will, Joanna will start to crack.

>>74152907
not really her standup is very limited and so is her ground game lmfao

>>74152894

Lol nope, also you just lied about Joanna having a 10 inch reach advantage, why would you do that?

>>74152891

Since when did Joanna become a wrestler? This fight is more like Lineker vs. Dodson and we all know who won :)

>>74152921
>shit ground game
lol is that why claudia couldn't get anything done in 2 (two) fights?

and yes claudia is a way better wrestler and grappler than jessica

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>>74152921
Just because somebody doesn't shoot for take downs doesn't mean their ground game is shit

>>74152943
Andrade is a lot stronger than Claudia though

>>74152943
>>74152946

She got handled for two rounds by Claudia before she gassed. If she had some condiotioning maybe she would have better success.

>>74152932
It might be limited but it looks quite effective. Andrade's sheer doggedness will either get her nose pulverised or perhaps it might take Joanna out of her game a little bit, I don't know.
As for clinching and ground stuff, I don't think Andrade can do anything to Joanna. Joanna has become really good defensively in her wrestling and groundwork.

>>74152941
Yeah, Dodson.

>>74152943
>claudia is a way better wrestler and grappler than jessica

Lol no she isn't, she's literally never subbed anyone in her entire UFC career despite being a black belt in BJJ. Unironically Jessica would destroy Joanna if it hit the mat.

>>74152943

Claudia objectively won the first fight.

>>74152975
"No!"

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Meu amor quanta saudade mais sei que quinta eu vou estar ao seu lado e falando finalmente em casa com minha mulher que eu amo muito @fergomes_andrade meu filhinho que da trabalho enorme para mamãe dele kkkkkkk amor obrigado por existir na minha vida me fazer tão bem e a pessoa mais feliz desse mundo eu te amooo tô morrendo de saudades não vejo a hora de te ver

>>74152968
Isn't that a bit like saying Holly is a shit striker because she's only got one finish against half-decent competition

>>74152962
>She got handled for two rounds
Claudia landing a bunch of shots to Joanna's shoulder while fencefucking doesn't mean that she was handling her.

>even ironically talking about wmma

do you cucks pay for the fights too?

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>>74152962
Andrade doesn't have better conditioning than Clawja

>>74152984

I didn't say Claudia was horrible, I just said she isn't better than Andrade despite being a black-belt. She can't finish submissions to save her life lol

Who /JWILLIS/ here?

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>>74152236
*leans into mic*

Oh I disagree.

>>74152985

>Getting taken down and held down for 2 rounds doesn't count as handling

That's exactly what it means. If she had a better top game she'd have ended it early.

wow this weekend's shit card is in shit new york

>living somewhere it snows

fucking retards

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>Boxing vs. Muay Thai
>Lol Muay Thai card wins guise, le cowboy man will win, I'm team #GDR this weekend too

Literally don't know anything about fighting the lot of you

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>>74152775
>implying I was wrong
I never said Arlovski would win

>>74153029
>living in a place where bugs fly all year long

no thanks

>>74153029

I can hear your shift-master calling dockie

>>74153041
We are far beyond sorting top 15 fighters into one style categories

>>74153005
I didn´t say that, I´m not counting on Andrade winning a desicion. If she wins it will be by knockout.

>>74153041
Post slip. You don't want to wait until Holm falls into favourite territory, do you?

>>74153022
Was Roy Nelson handling Lewis?

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>>74153016
Holly "I'm definitely not roiding" Holm

inb4 she gets usada'd and blames dick pills

>>74153076
>"Joe."
>"I have a huge clit."

>>74153071

What will your excuse be when Holly wins hahaha?

>Be You (rondasperg)
>Pick Ronda
>Pick Lineker
>Pick Cruz
>Pick Arlovski
>Pick BJ Penn
>Pick Caceres
>Pick Bermudez
>Pick Cerrone
>Pick OSP
>Pick Grasso

Damn dude and that's just in the last month wow man how is it possible to be this wrong so early in the year? And you're still writing more analysis lmbo

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>>74153076
Can estrogen blockers or whatever be sexually transmitted ?

>>74153102
>>Pick BJ Penn
There's more than one Australian, and given that you couldn't even tell apart two posters that had different flags, I feel like you aren't really in a good place to be having this discussion.

Post your slip, lad.

>>74153135

Lol it's blatantly obvious when it's you who is posting. The fact that you're trying to distance yourself from all your awful picks is hilarious.

>>74152981
no one here speaks portuguese you fucking retard

>>74153168
No offense but ur autistic as heck

>>74153181

You are a loser

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>>74153171
There are thurteen seconds posters sometimes lad

>Miocic vs Dos Santos

How awkward will it be if JDS wins?

>>74153190
But all I do is win win win

>>74151629
who gives names to chokes gogoplata ezekiel omoplata and that shit doenst make anysense

Did the mods quit? That scat was literally posted over an hour ago.

>>74153168
The fact that you're trying to distance yourself from your slip is hilarious. Post it. Prove that you have the courage of your convictions.

>>74153200

I don't associate with losers who like to lose bigly! What a disaster!

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does she do it on purpose?

>>74153171
>only knowing one language
pleb

>>74153227

You always like to tell people to post slips but you never post yours. Probably cause you're down 2 car payments betting on the likes of Arlovski and Ronda lol

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>>74153230

>>74153230
yes

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>>74153231
>huespeak
>language

>>74153193
it's a european language tho

>>74153240
what a weirdo

>>74153241
You're the one who thinks the underdog is going to win. The odds are in your favor. Post your slip.

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>>74152204
Pure posterkino

>>74153199
very, but he deserves the shot. stipe has to lose in order for werdum to get another shit unless werdum actually fights a contendor

funny enough, stipe wins, rothwell would get the nest shot cain doesn't get a fight in nor ngannou beating some other great

if a contendor loses the people he beat get a second life, in that regard werdum has beaten a loser coming off a loss, after losing,

rothwell has his run including wins over reem and barnett and they are worth something again. so werdum wins he has one over cain.

cain has to kill ngannou, lewis or struve's current runs, or step in short notice

if jds and rothwell win, cain might have a chance, bu I think they'd give to nganou unless cain fights before 211

>>74153266
I don't remember seeing Portuguese flags in heem

>>74153199
The UFC is punishing Miocic for complaining about his pay by giving him his worst matchup in the heavyweight division.

>>74153245
I wish Joe Rogan gave Valentina the schaubtalk on her dancing

>>74153307
Champion shouldn't make less than challenger to be honest family

> post you're UFC walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_Now6WDRc

>>74153318

Lol you must be real fun at those parties you don't get invited to pal haha

>>74153307
>Punishing the only halfway marketable HW champion.

I think it´s more punishing to Werdum since he was dodging JDS.

>>74153335
>associating with people for affirmation
>drinking alcohol
lowtest insecure beta cuck detected

>>74153349

Dude quit living upto the basement dwelling neckbeard stereotype so hard

>>74153318
t. white boi with no rhythm

>>74153355
>basement
>florida
lmao @ ur "life"

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Robin BLACKED's picks are in

>>74153283
>Mods delete post calling an Italian bignose

>>74152420
>>74152436
>>74152451
>>74152463
>Mods leave these literal scat posts up

Great fucking job you're doing, hotpockets. Definitely doesn't make it look like the scat spammer is a janitor at all.

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>>74153322

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>>74153334

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xEzmdzPn4g

>>74153334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MKJNZS3kGk

>>74153363

Lol rondasperg sweating

>>74153365
i deleted my own post shit dick

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>>74153363

Imagine taking pride in not being able to dance.

Imagine taking pride in being stiff as a board stuck in the mud loser hermit who browses /pol/ 12 hours a day

Imagine being unathletic and uncoordinated and hating on people who aren't lol

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>>74153363
why do people care about his picks
he almost always gets half of them wrong

just ripped up $25 in rage
seriously hope i die any second now
fucking jews

>>74153330
I don´t get how they could treat Miocic like that, he has totally been the company man.

>>74153384

He literally has a 95% success rate in picking main events. You on the other hand have a 95% success rate in forcing people to use your forced OPs on a chinese imageboard lol

>>74153318
>Dancing is fucking stupid. Any "man" who does it for any reason is literally low test.

This one, too. Definitely worse than pictues of literal shit.

>>74153334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I2_b6K_2_Y

>>74153334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed2ybZ8aRi0

>>74153410

How do you know that the poster didn't delete their own posts themselves?

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>>74153405
>picked Penn
>picked Bermudez
>picked Holm

kek

NGANNOU HAS THAT IMMIGRANT MENTALITY

IM TELLING YA HE'S THE NEXT HW CHAMP

>>74153405
He picked BJ Penn.

>>74153429
>>74153448

He picked Penn cause they're friends, he literally didn't even give any analysis on that fight other than that it was a feel-good underdog pick, he definitely knew Yair was going to win lol.

Also Holly is winning this weekend.

>Unironically picking Arlovski to win

What's wrong with you guys lol?

>>74153448
he picked wrong on purpose cause BJ is his boy

>>74153168
To be fair there's like four regular Aussies and as far as I can tell we all like WMMA and hespect Honda Housey

>Making picks in one of the most unpredictable sports there is

>>74153424
Pretty sure the Italian he called bignose is a janitor, he sounds an awful lot like the guy that posted the ip pic of dockfag. Maybe it's possible, but:

>>74152420
>>74152436
>>74152451
>>74152463

Still tons of scat everywhere.

>>74153497

MMA is more predictable than any other sport out there.

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>>74153370
>As I’m watching that dance, there are a lot of things that concern me, You were really reaching and loading up. You looked very stiff, you didn’t look fluid, and you just didn’t look good.
>You didn’t look like you were well-prepared. Your movement just didn’t look like an elite dancer's movement. What you were doing was very stiff. It was very stiff and there was a lot of apprehension in your movement.
>The reality of your skillset and where you’re at now, I don’t see you outdancing the elite girls. I don’t see you outdancing Paige VanZant, I don’t see you styling on Mackenzie Dern, I mean, Rose Namajunas probably has more grace than you. You came into dancing fairly late in life, you’re a good athlete, you’re a strong girl, you’re a BIG girl and you can do lots of things because of that.
>You’re very dedicated and disciplined, but there’s a reality to fluidity of movement, of mechanical efficiency of movement that happens when you get a girl who’s danced her whole life not listening to weird Caucasian music or Peruvian pan-flute groups. There’s fluidity to their movement that you don’t really have. It’s not that you don’t try hard, it’s not that you’re not dedicated, it’s not that you’re not disciplined or intelligent, but there’s just s–t people can do that you can’t do.

>>74153481
That's because 193 was the biggest UFC in Strayan history

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>>74153466
i didn't pick Arlovski to win
i never once said that he would win

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>big fat gay guy trying to get in thickenzie's shot

>be 115lbs
>have fat ass
>have big tiddies
what did she mean by this?

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>>74153579
woops

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>>74153579
Bitch's a hobbit

>>74153466
>Holly is the underdog
>he thinks Holly is winning
>he hasn't posted slip

Post slip.

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*rondasperg after Holly wins*

>What an unimpressive win, she's gonna lose to Megan Anderson for sure!

>>74153628
I'd let Meeegan sit on my face and I'm not even Czech, if you know what I mean

>>74153628
Megan is unironically terrible. She gets by on being a genetic freak that can walk through every strike that gets thrown her way.

It doesn't matter who's the champ after the weekend, they'll beat her.

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>>74153555
>that filename
subtle

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>>74153650
>genetic freak
kek, dont ever say this again. youre right tho

>>74153522
Great pasta, as expected from Italy

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>>74152332
>holly will never sit on your face

>>74153466
Lad I think it was actually Black that picked Arlovski to win

Man womens featherweight is such a shitshow right now

>Julia Budd, who will fight for the featherweight belt at bellator - lost to Rousey and Nunes
>Marlos Coenen, who also fights for the Belt - lost to Cyborg (twice), Miesha Tate, and a literal nobody just recently
>Megan Anderson, whose skills are still questionable
>Charmaine Tweet, who just lost to Anderson

Is there hope for this division? Will it develop some talent?

>>74153867
Maybe if they pay better than wNBA, otherwise no, there's not enough 6 feet tall women who are into martial arts

>>74153867
there is hope, but it will take time. there is very little push for big girls in fighting, unlike the big boys

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>>74153867
Am I wrong to think that the division was created as a place to keep Holm cordoned off in case Rousey beat Nunes? I feel like it's borderline Edgy territory but the UFC wouldn't have been able to do it after the fight without showing their hand.

>>74153579
>>74153589
UHHH THICC

Redpill me on the Gracie family

>>74153867

Shut up

Why are Dutch fighters so likable?
>Reem
>Moose
>Smug GdR
>Bas

all based as fuck

>>74153992
maia, jds, werdum

>>74151629
I'm just a purple belt in BJJ and I would be disgusted with myself if I ever let myself get tapped by that.

>>74153992
Badr Hari.