/hoc/

>>74148332
LMAO is that dog even a real dogtor?

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First for Connor "God Himself" McDavid.

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>>74148332
silly dog

>>74148338
God dammit

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>>74148332
Wild voittaa cup

>>74148365
hi /gg/ poster

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Sum up >your team's season so far in one pic/gif.

>related

gonna be 18 inches of snow. my boss told me to stay home already so i guess i'll get drunk and eat food and watch old highlights from when the bruins weren't bad today

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s6zTF1yR9L (embed)
>you will never know this feel

>>74148371
what is /gg/?

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>>74148372

>>74148371
no that's me

>>74148380
gay general

hokkei when

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>>74148372
Replace the half-life logo with the laffs
The girl representing a 3rd period win

Gotta love the laffs in the 3rd period

>>74148388
for me, on the east coast of the us, about 8 bongs and half a bing

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>>74148372

>>74148398
Fun fact: Time actually moves at the same rate in all timezones

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How may I assist you?

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>>74148372

>>74148434
actually, hockey starts at 7pm today. 7pm doesn't happen at the same time in every place, so some people will have to wait longer for it be time for hockey. nice try, though.

>>74148446
I wish that was the case, It'd be hoki time in a hour

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>>74148372

>>74148458
what time is it in finland?

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Alright come on now, you're going to expect me to believe he cant produce the numbers he did because Saad and Sharp left?

>>74148478
Time in finland isn't linear. It's a circle.

17:59

>>74148479
sharp is a pigeon and saad is a good-bad-team player

>>74148481
ah. so what time is it?

>>74148488
it's all the time and every time.

>>74148481
a flat circle?

>>74148458
Euro hoki tuur Finland-Russia in 30 bings

>>74148495
spiral out, keep going

>>74148497
might watch because of Haapala.

>>74148497
>10 players that have or had played in Tappara
A FUCKING AXE

who can stop them?

who is the new england patriots of finnish hockey league?

>Mikael Granlund became a professional after playing with Selänne in Sotshi
jesus fucking christ how is this guy a professional hockey expert??

>>74148533
Kärpät probably.

>>74148534
i forgot this is t.Pierre McGuire

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>>74148519

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>>74148533

>>74148519
New arena and Tappara in KHL fucking when

>>74148574
>new arena
2021

how young do kids start skating and getting scouted?
i wanna make calls and be sure my wife's son is ready to impress.

let the coach fuck your wife

guaranteed your wife's son will be named a generational talent and capture all the scouts attention

>>74148625
Start your wife's son off early, like age 4. Probably won't get scouted until Bantam/Midget, unless he's really fucking good.

Good luck with your cuckolded existence, lad.

>>74148654
>>74148650
thanks m8s

>>74148625
remember not to start weight training too soon because it might hinder his height growth.

>>74148650
kevin westgarth was married to some guy's daughter who donated a bunch of money to the hurricanes org when they were first starting out, which is basically the only reason he got into the league.

>>74148676
yes that's one thing i know well. weight training should start right as puberty starts to peak, 14~ or so. kids that start lifting in jr are miles ahead in physique of those that wait til high school

>>74148519
0-10 shutout loss incoming.

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>>74148332
lame OP

2/10

>>74148409
>the Arvidsson goal in that game

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>>74148693
Fuck off, weeb.

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>>74148614
Well shit, how did I manage to miss that. It's even right next to the cyka blyat church so ruskies would feel right at home visiting

>>74148722
how will you ever get them to leave?

>>74148734
By #rekting them 10-0 and making them cry

i hope alex khokhlachev comes back from the khl now that his enemy claude julien has been fired, the bruins still own his nhl rights and he deserves a real shot. was good under cassidy in providence

>>74148722
future finland looks mukava as fugg rehellisesti

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>>74148711
"no"

>>74148739
cheeky

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>>74148743
Beats what's there currently at least

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>>74148758
O-ok...

>>74148711
>50 cent
>coilers

WTF I hate the oilers now.

>>74148781
Even that looks comfy, looks like a city minnesota

>>74148804
I don't know whatcha heard about me
But a Finn can't get a draft pick outta me
No good players, no stars, you can't see
That I'm a motherfuckin P-I-M-P

>>74148824
now that you point it out it looks pretty much like duluth. woah

>>74148832
breddy gud but i'd change the last line
>dat finn's a mudafuggin b-u-s-t

>>74148837
yeah exactly, or add a river and it looks like parts of Minneapolis

>>74148842
Fucking rekt, the entire country of Finland in suicide watch.

>>74148853
hoc bantz album when?

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>>74148851
>add a river
Like the one going right through the city?

>>74148837
What are you talking about? way too flat
>>74148851
And subtract the lake/ocean?

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>>74148900

>>74148925
downtown and canal area at the bottom of the hill are flat. not as dramatic but you can see the hills in binland's pic

Wish someone would concuss Laine, his play has been downright embarrassing since returning

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>>74148837
>it looks pretty much like duluth
finlan BTFO

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FUCK THA SEDINS COMIN STRAIGHT OUTTA OWEN SOUND
A YOUNG CANUCK GOT IT BAD CAUSE HE BROWN

>>74148928
I can see where I broke my collarbone in that pic

plz delete

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>>74148939
he needs to score on his own goalie again, and get his confidence back

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you talk shit online but wouldn't do that IRL you fat manlet virgins

pic related me and my 5/5 gf

>>74148975
Me on the left

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>>74148975
does laine also bang his sister like nylander does?

>>74148975
he's def a foot guy. and she has problems with body image especially about being fat, she was prob fat when she was little, covers her mouth like that cause it means shame to her also cause she sucks that mongoloid willy

>>74148900
>Like the one going right through the city?
original picture showed no river you fucking sperggoloid

>>74149030
or she wears braces for her snaggly teeth

>>74149030
>I have never talked to a girl before

>>74149060
just got off the phone with my mother actually dumbass

>>74149068
how is she doing?

>>74149087
fine. she's bringing me a bunch of food later. :) gonna eat it with the game (hockey)

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Someone's year lads

>>74149106
it's going to be the blackhawks and the penguins

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>>74149115

>>74149115
DEE
LEET
THIS

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>>74148722
nice

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>>74149115

Should I bet on Finland or Russia?

>>74149115
>Redditcucks and Memeguins


The Redditcucks literally described last night as the biggest game of their season.
Meanwhile the Wild didn't deem them important enough to play Dubnyk
They played Dubnyk against Winnipeg instead kek

>>74149136
line ups?

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>>74149125
Thanks

>>74149136
Finland was pretty good in the 1st period, better kerroin also

>>74149157
Damn I have never seen the Aurora Borealis like THAT!

Art Ross: mcdavid or crosby
Hart: mcdavid
Ted Lindsay: burns
Rocket: Probably Ovechkin (close)
Vezina: dub

>>74149140
i appreciate your earnestness and your naivety due in part to how new you are to both the sport and this general (something i gleaned from your heavy insistence on letting us know you have an aversion to the website reddit), but as any goy worth his salt knows, the stanley cup final will undoubtedly feature the chicago blackhawks and the pittsburgh penguins

>>74149220
lol fag

Can I please have some (You)'s?
Want to impress my wife

>>74149231
is she qt
post pics pls

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>>74149106
WILD ystävät

>>74149231
doe sshe have feet

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>>74149231

>>74149239
Highly doubt she'd approve of that to be fair
Shes got great tits and is blonde

>>74149248
Yes, she's very fortunate

>>74149231
I want to impress your wife too

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>>74149254

2017 is a odd year so

SCF is
Edmonton Oilers vs Montreal Canadiens

Leafs collapse in the second round against the habs
Caps get killed by the habs in the ECF after facing the pens

McDavid carry his team to the SCF

David Desharnais scores the GWG in the 3rd overtime in game 7 in Montreal

>>74149231

>>74149231
might as well

>>74149254
>>74149261
delete pls

>Laine's going to be better than Ovi, j-just w-watch xD

Ovi was never relegated to the 4th line not even as a rookie

>>74149292
who is the best Norge hokkei player?

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>>74149293
B-but the (you)? :(

>>74148975
5/5 girls don't cover half their face in photos.

>>74149292
>>74149260
>>74149254
>>74149248
>>74149239
Thanks for the (You)'s /hoc/
my wife is very impressed

>>74149282
'no'

>>74149307
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bj%C3%B8rn_Skaare

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>>74149220
>naivety
>amerilards in charge of spelling

>>74149219
Mcdavid is not winning the hart, sorry. He might win the art ross though.

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>>74149282
Coilers fans went from the basement to Delusion City real quick eh?

>>74149231
>>74149231
>>74149231
>>74149231

>>74149308
I take that back
Thanks for the (You) swede-friend!

>>74149282
I think you mean McDavid scores the OT winner in game 7. Other than that, looks good.

>>74149308
NILS OLAV
I
L
S

O
L
A
V

>>74149302
He played with Chris Clark and Dainius Zubrus as a rookie that's basically 4th line tier :^)

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>>74149282

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>>74149287

>>74149219
Art Ross: Crosby
Hart: Crosby
Ted Lindsay: Crosby
Rocket: Ovechkin
Vezina: Dubnyk
Norris: Burns
Jack Adams: Tortorella
Selke: Koivu
Calder: Matthews
---
Conn Smythe: Backstrom

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>>74149340
You're welcome, and thank you :)

>>74149342
Good post

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>>74149176
Russia scored.

>>74149358
The only way the caps are winning the cup is if Holtby wins the conn smythe.

>>74149351
Yeah that was a shit team, but he was not a 4th liner in TOI

Laine was last game and will be for the rest of the season LMAO

>>74149357
>Canada is only marginally older than their cup drought
lel

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>>74149351
>not looking at actual TOI

Laine was a 4th liner in TOI last game and will be for the rest of the season LMAO

>>74149370
>>74149379
nah he ain't gonna stick at 4th line Maurice forgave him already

just like him wheeler and scheifele being benched for a period earlier this season it's a wake up call he'll get another shot

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>>74149368
Holtby is good but he's not the main driver of that team's success

hello whens cricket?

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>mfw phagoof refuses to waive his NMC for the expansion draft

>>74149334
Mcdavid is more important to his team than Crosby is to his hart should not go to best player but most valuable player for his team

>>74149419
Burns is going to win the Hart this season

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:)

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Dreger: "I think that Bergevin is really reluctant to include McCarron in any trade package..."

>reluctant to trade someone who still hasn't become a full time nhler in his d+4 season

>Its been a year since the Leafs traded Dion Phanuef

>>74149424
I hope he does. I think he'll get the ted Lindsay for most impressive and mcdavid for hart for being most valuable for his team. That makes more sense

>>74149431
To be fair
Both Marner and Matthews are pretty ugly

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PReim0Axt4

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Any NHL players who are hilarious to follow on social media?

>>74149485
Ben Scrivens

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>>74149485
leluongo has made some good tweets

that's it though

>>74149485
Luongo but his humor isn't 4chan humor, it's more reddit. And I don't mean that insulting in any way like normally used here

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>>74149476

>>74149497
tbf I don't think any well-adjusted person is going to be showing off 4chan humor on their public twitter account.

>>74149488
>>74149491
>>74149497
Thanks guys
Always the goalies being weirdos lol

>>74149504
I started to and my friend level in the last 4 years has dropped to basically zero

If I posted some reddit shit I'd get like half a dozen likes and retweets. 4chan shit I just look like an asperger

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two thousand and seven teen

>>74149391
I'd argue he's the most important piece.

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Any Greek bums in this thread?
I'm gonna kick your ass.

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>>74148372

>>74149106
SNES

>>74149547
That high-octane offense + Trotz system and team D could go far even if Holtby is average

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>high-octane

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>>74148372

>>74149106
Only 3 of these have a chance to win in the next few years

>>74149630
That high-powered offense

>>74149534
do you think his teammates in belarus make fun of him for being a fag lover?

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But there's another key factor at play, and it's one the league won't want to acknowledge: Nobody is tanking this year. In years where there was a Connor McDavid or Auston Matthews waiting at the top of the draft, some teams were willing to take a knee on the season, and plenty more joined them as soon as things started to go bad. But with apologies to Nolan Patrick, a top pick in this year's draft doesn't carry anywhere near the same value. And so far, nobody's in any hurry to join the Avs and Coyotes in a race to the bottom.

>crapalanche
>sparkledogs
>tanking when it's not even worth it

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>>74149534
This screenshot with the cursor triggers the fuck out of me.

>>74149650
He's lucky he's in Belarus, if he was living just a little bit more to the East he'd be dead lmao

>>74149652
Thats the funny part though they aren't even tanking. They just fucking suck and can't do anything about it.

>>74149254
Whats with the jew helping denmark there?

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>>74149652
>McDavid's draft year
>Eakins coaching the Oilels
>fucking terrible for the first half of the year, as usual
>Eakins fired, Todd Nelson replaces him
>team goes ~0.500 the rest of the year
>desert doggos, laffs and cololrado purposely tank and trade NHL players for nothing
>'Lels win the McDavid lottery anyway
Sweet justice. Smell >our nuts.

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>>74149657
:^)

fixed it just for you though

Nolan Patrick might not be that good relative to other 1st overalls but I would still hate to see tampon bay win him

they would've been a playoff team if stamkek was healthy

>>74149575
B A S E D K I W I

>>74149671
>team goes ~0.500 the rest of the year

.500 doesn't mean shit in today's league retard.

>>74149652
>tanking

Golyshev dabs

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KEK what a fucking faggot this guy is

wonder what his teammates think of him stooping this low for shekels

>>74149712
Who the fuck cares?

Based Kivi bashing the u-20 team players for individualism and not obeying coaches. I agree, even if the coach's plan sucks the players have to keep their mouth shut and give their best effort.

>>74149712
Respect the social media hustle. Free money.

>>74149712
i bet he fucks it

So we agree that 2003 was the GOAT draft year?

>>74149759
Crosby's is the best by default because he's the best hockey player

>>74149759
I could see 2015 being an amazing one in a few years but yeah 2003 was fucking loaded.

>>74149759
so far

2015 could challenge

>>74149690
It means they weren't actively tanking for McDavid, slapnuts. They were just so fucking bad during the first half, that they were able play mediocre hockey down the final stretch and still take McDavid away from the teams that were trying to lose games.

You silly cunt.

>>74149781
>moving the goalposts
>being this much of a filthy casual

.500 hockey is not good no matter how much you want it to be lmao

>>74149759
Last year imo

top 4 was incredible

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>>74149823
>

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>>74149823
>>74149830
Fixed that

2015 is looking pretty nuts already

>McMeme
>Eichel
>Marner
>Werenski
>Aho
>Hanifin
>Rantanen
>Konecny

>>74149830
honestly forgot who went #3 for a sec

>>74149823
You mean 2015 right? McDavid, Eichel, some bust and Marner? That's a legit top 4. That might be one of the best top 4 we have seen in a long time.

>>74149847
>missing Provorov
Come on m8

>>74149862
ah shit I knew that list was looking a tad small

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>>74149848
how could you forget such a night

https://youtu.be/d5R6DaaHSL8

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>>74149908
Bulju bringing the bantz

>>74149815
>missing the point this badly
wew lad

>>74149671
they got th 30th overall for Vermette though. And he even resigned after

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>>74149815
>tfw habs went 13-1-1 to start the season and are now 17-16-7 and are still in first

fucking atlantic division, whichever wild card they draw will easily be as good, if not better than them. what a fucking joke

>>74149231
its a bit late denmark, but I wanted to show my support

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Y HOC DED?

>>74150210
because of bustin' buljus

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>>74150234
You're gonna feel really foolish when he's flying around on McDavid's wing and is top 15 in points next year.

>>74150253
youll be lucky if he ever tops 15 total points in a season

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>>74150266
I'll let that slide this time, but that was incredibly rude.

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SOON

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>>74150284

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>>74150297
Hit the showers, Mitchy boy

>>74150210
Vegas?

>>74150292
Best

>>74150292
>solid shorts
>tri-colour jersey

why

>>74150253
>next year
He has a lot of work to do for that to happen

Why the fuck are Adidas eliminating 3rd jerseys?

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>>74150422
Have a wild guess

To WPG:

Tuukka Rask
David Krejci

To BOS:

Dustin Buffalin
Joel Armia

Problem?

>>74150451
Lmao no. The ruins would want Trouba not fucking fat ass buff.

>>74150422
they will bring them back in a couple of years for ultimate marketing effect

>>74150451
Mkaes absolutely no sense for both teams to make that trade

>>74150451
value is awful for both teams really but bombston overvalues both of those players and altho winterpeg prob makes the poffs with rask who has a bottom ten d in front of him, wpg sucks at playing d this season too despite the players they have on the backend. i could see something with rask to wpg for morrissey and picks, but boston would have to retain salary. anyways youre being stupid on purpose for the yous but im starved for hockey talk

>>74148393
>the leafs are 20-1-7 when leading going into the 3rd

>>74150451
Awful, absolutely awful for Boston. Their backup goalies are all piss poor compared to Tuukka. Byfuglien is worthless in defensive zone and is getting up there in age to boot.

Krejci is a proven playoff warrior and a middle6 C, and while I like Armia as a player he probably isn't as good, but has a cheaper contract and is younger.

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>>74150451
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING TYPING THIS OUT

>>74150422
Same reason Reebok did

To ARZ:

David Pastrnak
Brandon Carlo
1st round pick 2017
1st round pick 2018

To BOS:

Oliver Ekmin Larson

Discrepancy?

>>74150489
so they are 5-16-3 when behind going into the third

sounds like that other another hit the nail on the head with his analogy

>>74150491
>mongol makes the only sensible reply to that post

wew lads we are at the end times

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>>74150451
Oh shit nigger what were you thinking

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>>74149358
>Dubnyk
No
>Backstrom
No

>>74150518
Desert dogs take that and run to their new home in Xeattle

>>74149358
>Calder: Matthews
"no"
It'll be marner my man, make my words

To TBL:
Connor McDavid
Darnell Nurse
To EDM:
Nikita Kucherov
Ben Bishop
Drouin


Complaints to file?

To MIN:

Riley Sheahan
Johnathan Ericsson

To DET:

Matt Dumba

Issue?

To MTL:

Matt Duchene
Gabriel Landeskog
To COL:

David Desharnais
Thomas Plekanec


We good?

>>74150550
secondary assist man and meme nig for le big and tall pads guy, lazy russian, and undersized le scorer boy. both teams literally get worse

To EDM:

Tyson Barrie
Matt Duchene
Jarome Iginla

To COL:

Jordan Eberle
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
Brandon Davidson

Ruckus to raise?

To You:

My Love

To Me:

Your affection

Comprendre?

>>74150569
one issue, how are the player going to get all the way from colorado to quebec in time for the playoffs

To PIT:
Claude Giroux
Jakub Voracek


To PHI:
Eugeny Malkin
Chris Kunitz


Rusing in progress?

>>74150575
nuge and nurse for duchene

>>74150526
>they lose more often when they are losing
Oh really

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To you:
Menes

To me:
(you)'s

>>74150612
yes, im glad you understand the principle

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>>74150598

>>74150616
dank

>>74150605
i would do that if i was edmonton, mcdavid and duchene on the same team would cause crazy matchup problems for other teams d pairs, but then again im mentally retarded. theyd have to eventually play some meat and potatoes bum pairing in key moments against one of the two then its over buddy

>>74150616
close the door were you raised in a fucking barn

Believe it or not, but I am you

>>74150656
which hand is touching our face RIGHT NOW

>>74150661
Our left one

>>74150656

that's impossible i'm not gay

>>74150637
Avs probably have to add something small

peroxide tastes like how my cum smells

go jets

to /hoc/:
Pulju

to EDM:
Clipart puppers

>>74150679
Come on, lying to yourself? Stop being such a pussy

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>>74150670
use that power responsibly

Believe it or not, but I am you

Matthews for McDavid straight up.

McDavid is tiny bit better but Matthews is younger

>>74150701
I know we will :)

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le plowing my street man

if you respond to thid post saying you are le plowing my mom man then i will call the police

>>74150550
Tamba got fleeeesed

>>74150706
I know I am, but what are you?

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>>74150711
THAT'S IT

QUADRUPLE DOUBLE MINOR AND A GAME MISCONDUCT FOR SHITPOST INSTIGATION.

SCUM

>>74150711
Your mom is le blowing me mom

Believe it or not George isn't at home so leave a messaaaaaaaaage at the beep
I must be out or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I beeeeeeeeee?
Believe it or not, I'm not hooooooome!

To my uni intramural team:
Lundshit

To nyr:
New reduced size goalie pads

>>74150756
do uni intramural teams award some sort of ring for winning the championship?

McDavid is 8 months older than Matthews. Matthews is 8 months older than Laine.

Coincidence? I think not. The best player from this years draft will be someone born 8 months after Laine, so 1999 January. You know who happens to be born then? Nico Hischier, the speedy swiss. Heed my advice and get on the hype train while you still can.

>>74150783
No. I think it's a plunger or something

to my dad:

i'm sorry

to me:

forgiveness for the son that i am
future considerations

>>74150787
>implying Laine is good
Good players don't intentionally score on their own net, anon

>>74150814
Who was the kings player in the outdoor game that did it

>>74150814
if Laine isn't good then no rookie is, he still has the best points per game

>4th-Laine
>good

>>74150832
le secondary goals man

>>74150800
I like your offer, but I feel like a NMC is gonna hamper everything

maybe they can include some onion rings with the plunger

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>mfw my superiority leads to some controversy

>>74150854
he is going to be bald in like 15 minutes

>>74150832
Points per game are irrelevant when some of them are against your own team

>post about balding
>all of /hoc/ stops posting because they got sad about their own hairlines

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Which of the 2 was the best year?

>>74150893
Nah I got beautiful hair even if I'm saying that myself. Not receding, thick and doesn't even get greasy often.

>>74150900
left by a nose

>>74150853
I can do a $50 food court voucher.
We've got burger hub, pizza and pasta, salad bar, wraps and sandwiches all that good shit.

>>74150900
Right

Who even heard of any of the fags on the left past the top 2

>>74150900
They're close. Think many of the players on the right are overrated.

>>74150930
>Gudbranson
>Niederreiter
>Fowler
>Tarasenko
>Kuznetsov
leaf pls

>>74150928
Is there a New York Fries

>>74150900
top5 is close but I prefer the depth of left

>>74150549
Not a chance.

>>74150900
right

>>74150900
>All those teams who passed on Kuznetsov

Kek. Hes a top 5 player from that draft. Bloos could have had a bff GOAT russian duo.

If Crosgod has gotten rekt so many times in his career, often in the playoffs by shitters like Dubinsky, and he's actually built well, can you imagine what will happen to McMeme? He's built like a weak little bitch.

>>74150978
RIP twink boy Marner

>>74150970
Well it was largely due to the "Will he ever come over" factor, it took the Craps a few years to get him here after all.

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Guess who's in net tonight

>>74151049
That's it i'm betting my life savings for Preds

>>74150946
what are those

>>74150978
the league is changing to suit his skillset and players of his ilk more and more each year. i watch 3-4 shl games each week and many of them are noticeably more physical than the current average nhl product.

>>74151049
I thought he got sent down to AHL

>>74151049
My Manlet Can't Be This Cute.

>>74151049
Lundrags has been doing better as of late. I'm sorry to tell you, but Saros is getting memed on tonight

>>74151084
For 1 game because it was an off week where they played 2 games

>>74151115
Very nice.

Glad the pedot can develop prospects, unlike some other organizations

>>74151133
Preds are ELITE at developing at everything except forwards, we need another trade for 1

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>3rd overall pick in 2015 busts
>3rd overall pick in 2016 busts
>3rd overall pick in 2017 ....