EARLY 2017 SEASON PREDICTIONS SHITPOST THREAD

>>74147177
Seahawks go 11-5 or better
Carr is overrated trash
Brees is only getting worse from here, throws shitloads of INTS these days
Cowboys probably 12-4
Packers win the NFC title
Patriots beat Raiders for AFC title
Patriots beat Packers 31-27

Finally we get the Brady vs Rodgers Super Bowl, Patriots beat a Packers team with numerous injuries 30-24.

Seahawks go 6-5-5
Raiders go 13-3 but carr dies again right in time for playoffs and lose to steelers
Cowboys one and done
Giants make it to playoffs somehow
Afccg pats vs chiefs
Bucs go 11-5, might make it to nfccg

>>74147207
>Packers/Patriots superbowl

Woah bro, don't go crazy with predictions like that.

>>74147207

>Carr is trash
>Raiders make the AFC Championship game

you dumb retard go fuck a kangaroo

Eli goes full autism one last time and defeats Brady's Patriots in the Owl

>>74147343
That's a New Zealander, they fuck sheep.

>>74147207
>Seahawks go 11-5 or better
>Carr is overrated trash
>Packers win the NFC title

Thanks for the input Value brand Australia

>>74147348

So they are the Turks of Oceania?

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>When the entire thread doesn't realize you're about to run a train on the league

>>74147356
or the welsh of oceania

AFC East is wide open

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Cards win one for Larry in his hometown before he retires

>>74147177

>Seahawks still win a weak NFC West but lose their first playoff game
>Packers get back to the playoffs but, surprise surprise, don't make it to the Superbowl
>Tampa Bay gets into the playoffs as a Wildcard team but makes it to he Owl
>Cowboys do well, make it to the playoffs, win a game but lose to Tampa in the NFC Championship. This leads to mass hysteria within the Dallas organization and Jason Garrett is fired.
>Giants regress, miss playoffs. Eli has an average Eli season but everyone talks about replacing him.
>Kirk Cousins signs somewhere else, Redskins go 2-14 as their team realizes far too late that Cousins was pretty good.
>Brees has a good year, determined to break all career NFL passing records.
>Carolina gets better but still misses the playoffs
>Raiders, lead by Carr, win the AFCW, get to AFC Championship game
>Dolphins continue pattern of schizophrenia, miss playoffs at 7-9, hit reset button AGAIN pretty much giving up until Brady and Bill retire.
>Bills re-sign Tyrod Taylor who continues to play well and leads them to a wild card berth as the defense improves
>Steelers win an increasingly mediocre AFC North at 9-7
>Browns win 5 games
>Houston wins AFC South after signing either Romo or Cutler
>Denver fails to make the playoffs again after not signing a veteran QB
>Tennessee plays better but fails to secure a wild card spot. Everyone gets hyped for the 2018 Titans
>Colts lose double digit games
>Jaguars gonna Jag
>KC finishes just one game behind Oakland and gets a wild card spot
>New England finishes 13-3, wins SuperBowl, defense is even better than it was this previous year

>>74147236

The Packers excuse making has already started. This is some Inception-level Packersposting here.

>>74149888

Trips confirms

Shanahan and Lynch lead the Niners to a 19 - 0 record

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>>74147177
>Dolphins manage to get hot and make AFC Championship game

Saints vs Patriots
Brees gonna win what Matt Ryan should've

>Seahawks have an 9-7 or worse season

9-7 will still make the playoffs in the NFC Worst

Dak continues to carry the Cowboys to a wild card game while Elliot's play free falls downward after his Rookie high wears off.

The Iggles use the home field advantage of the NFL draft to finally get a player(s) who isn't hot garbage and they become elite and make it to the Super Bowl.

>>74147177
>Dolphins manage to get hot and make AFC Championship game

what bizzaro world are you fucking living in and I am a dolphins fan

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49ers win 4 games and show some signs of life under coach Shanny

>>74150227
Not that guy or even a dolphins fan, but let's assume their Oline stays healthy all year; it's not like the AFC has many contender teams right now.

>>74150363
men its not the oline that is the problem. their defense is fucking shit

>>74149888
>Dolphins continue pattern of schizophrenia, miss playoffs at 7-9, hit reset button AGAIN pretty much giving up until Brady and Bill retire

yeah pretty much this

>>74150385
I know, but with both Pouncey and Tannehill back, who knows how far they would've gotten in the playoffs.

>>74150345
>49ers win 4 games
I believe we can do it bro.

Falcons make Super Bowl again and lose in even more heartbreaking fashion.

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will he keep kneeling?

>>74150485
He's out bro and he's not coming back.

>>74150485
Yes he will keep kneeling more than ever

>>74150485
what about this makes people get so butthurt

>>74150434
i'm kind of excited for the new HC and GM
i like the fact they were both given longish deals, makes it seem like York realizes the team needs to rebuild and replacing the coach over and over isn't going to help
will it work out? no clue but at least they're being given an chance to bring in their own staff and players to build the team up rather than given a season to try to win with trash and fired like Jimmy T and Kelly, not that Tomsula was the answer anyway and who knows about Kelly

>>74150485
honestly who cares?

>Denver ends up with a losing record
>The cowbowy go one and done agai in the playoffs(good bye Garrett)
>the Titans become the meme 12-4 team of the season
>The Patriots loses the Superb Owl against the Giants for the third time putting into question Bill's and Brady's GOAT status

AFC East
>Patriots win the division
>Jets sign Cutler for a starting job but loses it against MCown, who they also sign for a backup job; Bryce Petty will end the season
>Dolphins get the WC spot
>Bills struggle during the first half of the season, but make a strong push during the sond half; not enough tho

AFC North
>Ravens barely win the weak AFC north, return to their usual run first gameplan and have a deep playoff run with Flacco going postseason god mode
>Big Ben decides to play but misses 4 games due to an injury, Bell once again gets suspended; probably have an scandal related to AB. Ben will once again, think about retirement.
>Browns improve their record and their offense sends some players to the pro bowl
>Bengals finally give up and finish bottom of the division, will fight for the 1st overall draft pick

AFC South:
>Texans make a push for Romo but end up with nothing, they stick with Osweiler and their running game winning the division
>Titans have a productive offensive season and shock everyone by nabbing the second WC spot
>Colts keep spiraling down but Luck has a solid season
>Jaguars give up on Bortles in week 5, but an injury makes them go back to him

AFCWest:
>Raiders struggle during their first games, but do enough to win the division
>Chiefs have a major setback due to injuries and not reaching a deal with Berry
>Chargers fail to improve their record despite showing statistical improvement in both offense and defense; Bosa wins DPOY
>Broncos get Romo, but don't improve their Oline and fail to improve their record

>>74147343
Broncos Won the Superbowl with the corpse of Peyton Manning

>>74147177
Browns finish 4-12 since that garrapolo trade kinda worked out.

>>74150552
Kelly was a joker and I am glad the 49ers are rid of him. Any coach that has his entire offense looking to the sideline for calls just looks inept

AFC East
>Patriots go full godmode and win the superb owl
>Dolphins are still mediocre and irrelevant
>Jets become an even bigger dumpster fire and get 1st pick since Keyshawn Johnson in 1996
>Bills finish with the perpetual Bills record of 7-9
North
>Browns trade for Garappolo and finish 4-12
>Bengals bungle and go back into the basement
>Ravens clinch wildcard spot and make it to divisional
>Steelers win division and are eliminated quickly
South
>Titans shock the NFL and win the division and make it to the conference finals
>Texans fall off the map and Osweiler continues to look miserable
>Colts get worse as rumors circulate of Luck leaving when his contract is expired
>Jags gonna Jag
West
>Raiders win division but bad luck strikes them again near the end of the season
>Broncos do surprisingly well and clinch the other wildcard
>Chiefs fall apart
>Chargers are still completely irrelevant

Seahawks will do good, everyone else will suck dick

Eagles win the owl

NFC East
>Cowboys win division and are eliminated in the wildcard
>Giants meme their way into a wildcard spot and make it to the conference finals
>Eagles get over hyped as usual and fall flat on their face
>Redskins finish with the worst record in the NFC
North
>Packers win division and lose in divisional
>Vikings, like the Eagles, get over hyped and choke like they always do
>Bears are completely mediocre
>Lions get worse and fall down the ladder
South
>Falcons win division and lose in divisional round
>Saints get worse as Brees reaches his peak
>Panthers get better but don't do anything special
>Bucs clinch wildcard and get eliminated quickly
West
>Seahawks win division and lose to Pats in SB 49 rematch
>49ers get slightly better since Chip is gone, Colin is still a liberal whiny faggot though
>Rams are still trash, people start calling Goff a bust
>Cardinals are still permanently mediocre and irrelevant
>

>Carolina will go 7-9 next season
>Gettlemen and Rivera gets fired
>Jerry suddenly dies and the whole team moves three years later

Screencap this shit

Niners clinch playoff spot and win superbowl

>>74150227
All they have to draft is an o line and probably cbs

the vikings pay adrian peterson and still have a losing record. i have a stroke during week 6 screaming at the t.v. while bridgewater still gets a paycheck.

>Carolina and Falcons fight for the division title, winner makes playoffs, loser misses.
>Carolina getting Btfo by 3 touchdowns only to have Cam come back and tie the game
>Matt Ryan with 2 minutes to engineer a game winning drive
>Kuechly gets a pick6, game over
>Ryan retires

>>74147347
This would cement
Montana
Eli
Brady

Is it treason if I prefer football over futbol?
I don't even like sports, just Tecmo Bowl.

>>74158995
Some people like to think of it as treason, but I also like football over futbol. However, I think FIFA/PES/FM are better than Madden.

Anyway continued >>74150649
NFC East:
>Cowboys have a couple of setbacks and are unable the repeat their successful 2016 season, they do clinch the WC and make it to the Conference championship
>Giants win the division but are quickly dispatched in the playoffs
>Redskins don't ink Cousins, fail to reach the playoffs
>Eagles sweep the division but loses every other game

NFC North:
>Teddy misses the season but never thinks about retirement. Vikings try to trade Peterson but they ask for too much.
>Packers win the division in the final game of the season.
>Lions start as the hot team of the season but struggle to close strong.
>Bears surprise everyone by clinching the WC and making it to the divisional round and also send a lot of young players to the pro bowl; they also pick Trubisky in the draft (which also serves as the pre season controversy for picking a white QB over Kizer)

NFC South:
>Falcons fail to recapture their success and miss the playoffs, Ryan and Jones still have a great year
>Panthers sink even further and finally get rid of Rivera
>Drew Brees wins the OPOY year, but Saints fail to make the playoffs
>Bucs win the division with a steady performance, lack of playoffs experience make them fall in the divisional round

NFC West:
>49ers ink Cousins and makes great use of the 49ers receiving corp
>Seahawks win the division but lose Wilson by the end of the season
>Cardinals sign Boldin for one year, Arians fails to improve the team previous season. Boldin, Palmer and Fitz retire by the end of the season.
>Rams are shit but get some refball help in some games