>says he used to play D1 basketball when he was younger
>calls the ball 'the rock'
>bricks wide open shots and tries to drive to the hoop like he's derrick rose
>implying people in /sp/ totally play sports
>playing sports
> that guy who tries to take charges
>"KOBE"
> that guy who wears an arm sleeve
>he doesn't call the ball the rock
>he doesn't call the ball the ____skin
> that black guy who calls a foul every time he drives and misses an easy layup
>that guy who shows up wearing an official team jersey and shorts with a headband, armband/sleeve
>that old guy who plays with jeans on
>that faggot who calls fouls on every play
>that guy who never wears deodorant and always has his arms up in your face
>that nervous feeling you get when gangsters show up and asks for a couple shots
>that guy who cherry picks all game
>that guy who grabbed your ass while defending you
>that guy who'd grab your dick in the locker room
>that guy who tried to stick a finger up your ass
>that guy who would steal your clothes
> that coach who promised you ice cream after the game but took you into the woods and put his mouth on your private area