/CopaLib/ + SouthAmerican Youth U-20 Championship

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>>74140697
second for best FATT player

Bumping Rocha

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>>74140861
>forgot pic xd

Ecuador winning 2-0.

How hard is Argentina getting wrecked tonight? Also, will they play with At. Tucumán shirts?

>tfw atl. Tucuman plays instead of the u-20

>>74140983
>tfw alt. Tucuman has a better chance of winning that the U20 NT

Memes

https://twitter.com/matierrecalde/status/829130699999420416

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=19&v=l7ygRHUMCwI

3-0

test

>>74141042
This is unironically the ambassador of Argentina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq2TJaraP0k

>>74141063
i wonder how Cordobes accent sounds to non argentinians...

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>>74140697
>both colo colo and botafogo have paraguayan goalies
I don't know who to root for

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pretty sure we're getting killed by Brazil
unless their U20 team is also shit

>>74141085
always root for EL JUSTO!, also little cat Fernandez is shite

>>74140883
Argies gonna get a pair of huedick tonight.

>>74141063
>luis judge

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Hahaha, why are you still watching Libertadores when we already know the winner?

>>74141085
Root for Botafogo if you want to know the true meaning of pain and suffering. There are unexplained things that only happen with Botafogo.

>>74141243
>winner
>flamemengo
Pick one.

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>>74141243
>Muralha

errytiem

>>74141291
Either Flamemengo or Botachoro will win, mark my words.

>>74141081
As a chilean, it has a bit of peruvian on it.

>>74141183
a'ight

>>74141249
>There are unexplained things that only happen with Botafogo
tell me more, preferably with meme arrows

>>74141243
>only muralha
>no bacteria
>no michael jackson
>no hulk
wtf is flamengo thinking, these are all top players

>>74141321
>literally the 2 big teams who have the least amount of tradition in the copa

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link for urubros and proxyfags to the Uruguay vs Venezuela match
http://tv.vera.com.uy/canal/6001

>chacón

>se mueve se mueve se juega se juega

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Don't mind me just motivating Amaral

>>74141421
>Amaral
>"""""""""Uruguayan""""""""

>>74141243
>why are you still watching Libertadores

For the memes. I don't really care about who wins.

>>74141344
>suffer a goal at 20:59 at a game that was set to start at 21:00
>wins its first league title since the sixties in 1995, gets tainted by crazy refballing
>signs seedorf, who leads them to copalib qualification, only for him to leave for the milan manager job literally hours before a game
>reaches copalib for the first time in 20 years, then proceeds to sell all their starting eleven, replacing them with el tanque ferreyra and some literally whos, and still managed to get in debt
>ends a years long streak without titles after getting a mascot dog, dog immediately dies right after
I could go on and on about Botafogo.

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Come on, Venezuela
do it for Astrid

>>74141498
>reaches copalib for the first time in 20 years, then proceeds to sell all their starting eleven, replacing them with el tanque ferreyra and some literally whos, and still managed to get in debt

I remember how they sold out against san lorenzo (who needed 3 goals to qualifty)....look the last 4 minutes how they just stand and did nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBC1OFP-b4M

>>74141541
We venezuela now? We venezuela now.

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VAMOS LOS MILLOS

>>74141563
Thats not selling out, its just the Botafogo in them. Remember, they only needed a draw there to qualify.

The bad guys will win.

>>74141601
No

>>74141568
Yes, we are

>>74141601
too much money to be a rocha.

>>74141671
argentina and brasil can't win

>>74140697
can you please remove this image?it is really offensive

>>74141671
No because the are already out of the tournament.

>>74141601
>that thong

women are whores...

>>74141714
>"le trampa charrúa" are the good guys
wew
I like that fat shitter anyway..

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>RJ teams in an international cup

>>74141739
really? i thought they were saints

Why so few high energy rochas?

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>>74141249
Botafogo always makes me think of BTFO

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>Camilo, best player, injured
>whole team unfit
>no tactical cohesion because shit pre-season

we are fucked

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>>74141753

We gonna make /copalib/ great again

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>>74141749

>>74141498
>>74141563
>>74141600
wtf i love botafogo now, that's hilarious

se viene el gol putos

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>>74141753

>tfw no jewish gf

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>Botafogo

>the boot of fire

wich one is bigger in rio? Vasco o Botafogo?

>>74141541
too much ass

Vasco is the biggest team in Brazil/Portugal

>culo culo
>winning against brazilian team

We already know the outcome.
Who /palestino/ here?

>>74141753
Because there are too many hues

>>74141824
vasco has the 4th largest fanbase in thr country, but they've been serie B material for the past 15 years

>>74141796
>qualifies for the copalib when everybody expected them to get relegated, including themselves
>gets the hardest possible route, with 0,0000038% (no, really) chance of happening
And look at that, they are already losing.

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>>74141824
Vasco.

>>74141796
gonna go full >muh history now

this is the team that played the 1962 World Cup final.
Circled in blue are Botafogo players.

>>74141824
Vasco by far, Botafogo isn't that big in number of fans, just famous.

>>74141860
>>74141855
>>74141842
ok, now wich one is bigger in rio Vasco or Fluminense?

>>74141855
>WE

>>74141881
Vasco again.

It's funny to mock them precisely because they are 'big', if Fluminense got relegated you wouldn't see such a fuss, they've been in the third division before.

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>>74141855
62 Brazil vs. 14 Brazil...who wins?

>>74141881
Vasco, though Fluminense is far more successful.

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>Botafogo

>it's a Millonarios defends like shit episode

https://youtu.be/NiWAh7ycCyM
youtube link <

>>74141881
Vasco, Fluminense is at the same level than Botafogo, and are the only big team to get relegated to the third division.

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Not enough rochas...

>>74141824
>>74141881
Flamengo >>> Vasco >>>>> Fluminense > Botafogo

>>74141910
>far more succesful
>0 (zero) international titles
>far more succesful
I´m not even Vasco and I got mad, what the fuck.

>>74141900
>>74141910
>>74141927
>>74141938
ok, but then how come the derby of Rio is Fla-Flu, shouldnt be Fla-Vasco?

good save

Does anyone here miss us?

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>>74141935
>>74141948
nuice

>>74141959
there are a lot of derbies, in São Paulo there is like Choque Rei, Majestoso, San-São, in Rio i think it is the same

>>74141974
No

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/fa/ gaffer

>>74141959
because it's some old meme from the fucking 30s, very overrated rivalry

>>74141855
wow, did botafogo win anything of note in those years?

>>74141959
the Fla-Flu is Paul Dano levels of classic because of muh history and also cause Flamengo is kind of Fluminense's bastard son

but Fla-Vasco is the bigger rivalry, Vascainos won't give me a break after every match, it's exausting

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Who wins Libertadores 17 and why the BASED team selection of sulamerica?

>>74141987
meme coach

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>>74141912

>>74141996
no, they just focused on making tons of cash by playing state championships at 180k Maracanã and friendly international tournaments

>>74141959
Just like in Argentina every game between the Big 5 is seen as a derby, but you have the bigger ones among them, with Fla-Vasco being the biggest. Fla-Flu is famous because of muh history (the most famous football cronists of the 30s and 40s were Fluminense supporters and would romanticize this derby, despite not being that much of a thing.

>>74142009
whitest flamengo team

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>>74141912
Noice

>>74141996
They won the league, the best teams in Brazil at that time were Botafogo (with Garrincha), Santos (Pelé), Palmeiras (Ademir da Guia) and Cruzeiro (other players).

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Now you reminder the former chorafogo hyperative uruguayan gk castillo, LE COCO-COLO LOGO FACE GUY XDDDDD

Fucking Villar I swear

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>>74141981
Come on m8, we gave some good memes while we were there

love the umbrella man for corners
i wish english stadiums were like that

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>all these people shittalking botafogo
Respect.

>>74141980
>>74142023
>>74142005
>>74141991

thanks for the (You)s lads, also....is Felipe Vizeu the new Damiao? i miss brazillian's big 9

>>74140756
>>74141541
>>74141601
>>74141799
>>74141823
>>74141935
>>74141976
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>74141974
there's less meme potential without memexican teams, yes

>>74142020
>>74142039
what a magical team, thanks for the info

>>74142091
He is bretty gud, but he plays for a meme team, he is actually benched by Damião because muh big name players. He wont develop if he doesnt leave flamengo

>>74141925
>Colo
Thanks man.

Is anyone making the /copalib/ 2017 compilation? I suggest adding on the photo of the very fast Tucuman bus at incredible high speed.

>>74142129
someone added it last thread

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>Chilean stadiums pay old men to hold sun umbrellas at the end of the pitch to avoid beer cans and food parts from hitting the players

>>74141974
kinda, mexicans were ok, but chicanos that came with mexican teams were godawful...

lads who do i bandwagon this cup is fucking hillarious

enjoying my first coplib desu

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Ladies and gentleman, I present to you your copalib champions of 2017.

>>74142159
uvbkjcagsthick

>>74142152
paranaense lol

>>74141974
Do Mexicans miss the Libertadores?

>>74142145
>beer cans and food parts
You´ve never been to a copalib away game, have you?

>>74142152
Wait for the group stage and bandwagon Palmeiras, the South American Manchester City with history.

>>74142083
I never understood this pic.

>>74142152
Tucuman
No seriously, the fuckers deserve it.

looks like the entire colo colo favela is there tonight

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>>74142152
>>74142152
Santos

>>74142175
Stop giving money to nacional

>>74142152
In argentina you can root for Atletico Tucuman or Estudiantes that play with his president, Juan Sebastian Veron (ex- ManU & Chelsea)

>>74142091
He isn't the new Ronaldo or Adriano or anything like that, but he's got the potential to be a damn good Damiao.

Unfortunately, he's the second centroavante on the bench, cause Guerrero is the starter on Flamengo, and Damião his immediate substitute. I don't know if Vizeu is that good, but in every game he started for Flamengo, he scored.

>Pimpão

>no uruguayans
today is a boring libertadores night.

I hope wanderers wins tomorrow but
>La Paz
and they need to score 3

>>74142175
If they were mediocre with Gabriel Jesus I can't even imagine how crap they are without him

>>74142200
it's in chile and it's the deciding game, of course a lot of people will go m8
also bandwagon olimpia pls

>>74142192
any forest tier memes in this coplib

as a forest support i have a soft spot for teams that were once great and are shit now, except in this case they memed themselves back to continental competition

>>74142145
>Beer

If they sold beer the stadium would burn every weekend.

>>74142152
Bandwagon the greatest meme on Brazil, Flamemengo

>>74142240
Botafogo, but they're getting eliminated today.

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>>74141974

>>74141974
Literally who?

Is Paranaense a big team?

>>74142242
why would anyone want beer when coke is so cheap

>>74142240
pick a team that is neither brazilian or argie

go for some ecuatorian team

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>>74142145

>Beer

>>74142240
the forest of /CopaLib/ was Argentinos Juniors, the smallest team that won the Cup back in 1985....but they are not playing /CopaLib/ anytime soon...

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>>74142193
There is nothing to understand, just feels.

>>74142235
They are literally the best team in Brasil right now, a lot changed after last seasons copalib

>>74142240
Botafogo, but the next best thing is Palmeiras. Relegated in 2012, got back to the first division and almost got relegated immediately in 2014, then through good administration and meme magic won 2 national titles in a row and are now serious contenders for winning the copa.

>>74142268
no, they root for their stadium and training facilities

>>74142272
This. The fucking thrill of root for the underdog.

>>74142268
No, they're little bitches. We went to brazil for a friendly the other day and beat the shit out of them at home
>muh uruguayans

kek

>>74142268
like the biggest of the non-big teams in Brazil

>>74142268
eh, it's debatable, but I'd say yes
the fact that they aren't from SP/RJ/RS/MG means they get small coverage in our national media

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>>74142152
Tucumán or Chapecoense
>>74142247
>Supporting Flamerda

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>>74142240
Support the Strongest m8

What's that argie team with a balloon as their crest?

>>74142307
back to serie B with you, Eurico

>>74142268
Paranaense is the Brazilian Newells. Not small enough to not be considered, not big enough to be relevant nationally, may be involved in cat-eating.

>>74142180
I don't think that much as we should.

When we played there the media and the people didn't talk that much about it, only when we advance to semifinals.

We knew that winning the Copa would be the biggest achievement that any mexican club could have, but people preferred to talk about the local league. Probably because we rarely send our best teams, idk

And I don't think that our mexican players cared as much as our south american players

this is a pretty comfy stadium
i remember the brazil colombia game here a few years ago

>>74142325
Patrick Park's Hurricanes

>>74142325
huracan

>>74142330
I thought the cat eaters were Rosario Central

>>74142350
Cat eating is a Rosario (the city) thing, both Newell's and Central fans are called that way

>>74142343
No tengo un mango y voy iguaaal
De visitante o de locaaal
Fumando porro y tomando vinooo
El que no alienta al globito
Para que carajo vino
No tengo un mango y voy iguaaaal

>>74142331
If Cruz Azul defeat Boca back in 2001 it would have been fucking epic

>>74142039
>pré 71
>br national league
Noice menney

>>74141980
Fla x vas: classico of everyone/crowded place or classico of millions
Fla x flu fla-flu
Flu x bot: classico grampa
Fla x bot: classico of rivalry
Vas x flu: classico of giants
Bot x vas: classico of friendship
America x vasco: peace classico
America x bangu: classico great grampa or red-white classico
Bonsucesso x olaria: classico of leopoldina

>>74142360
>rhyming "vino" with "vino"
Did Kanye write that song?

Where the fuck is Montillo desu

Out of the loop here, where's Camilo?

>>74142390
dead

We need Arango desu

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>>74142372
>A torcida reunida até parece o Fla-flu. Bangu, Bangu, BANGU!!!

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>>74142307
Em entrevista a Antônia Fontenelle no programa ‘Na Lata’, o presidente do Vasco, Eurico Miranda, diz que nunca se importou se os jogadores do Vasco faziam suruba, desde que fizessem gol em campo. “Romário era um deles”, entregou.

"Eu não sou contra o jogador aproveitar, fazer e tal. Sou contra se isso influenciar na produção deles. Aí sou contra, aí eu aperto. Fora disso, jogador tem é que jogar bola", completou o dirigente se referindo às festinhas antes de treinos e partidas.

Eurico ainda falou ser contra árbitros gays apitando os jogos. “Eu não sou contra gay, eu só me manifestei contra árbitro gay, sou contra árbitro gay. Em campo, ele vai tender pro namorado dele”, contou. O dirigente confirmou que seu maior prazer é vencer o time rubro-negro e que gostaria que o time morresse. “Não tenho nenhuma simpatia pelo Flamengo. Não tenho ódio mas se você me perguntasse se eu gostaria que o Flamengo moresse, eu gostaria. Eu matar não. Mas pode ter uma morte natural”, finalizou.

>>74142292
>no hungary flag for Milan
they had 1 job

>>74142373
>argies in charge of being intelligent and coherent

>>74142390
Camilo is kill.

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>Botafogo

Topkek how did you even get into Libertadores? Back to irrelevant state leagues you go.

>>74142043
Hheuheuehue eu lembro desse frangueiro, ainda foi pra copa america e do mundo esse bosta.

clippers vs knicks o argentina vs brasil?

>>74142373
NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL

>>74142425
Follow your heart.

>>74142425
Argentina vs Brazil for the top kek

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>>74142357
nice

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>>74142392
>mfw Russo subs in Enzo

>>74142425
>watching NBA before the playoffs start

PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA PEÑA

>>74142393
COOMÉÉÉRCIO FECHADO!

Based bangu the ancient team in Rio, national vice champions in 86 only bu bad luck, they mascot are beaver literary only because their bicheiro is castor se andrade the same who get the Mocidade padre miguel the neighbour samba school great to. We need someone to make bangu and anerica great again.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74142452
>watching U-20 international football
pretty much the same m8

>>74142455
Bangu is the Atlético Nacional that went wrong.

PENULTY FOR VENEZUELA

VAAAAMOS VINOTINTO.
lel, peña didn't even touch it

>>74142192
of all cunts greece is probably the worst as far as throwing shit at the players.

>the city of uruguay

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2-0

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>>74142400
EI, EURICO, VAI TOMAR NO CU!!!
>>74142455
Bangu is playing Série D this year. I hope they do the same Volta Redonda did last year.

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>uruguay shitting the bed in tge last games

Nothing new here

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>no Mexican teams in Libertadores this year
At least >we forced Concacaf to adapt their calendar to Conmebol's, but that means one year of wait until we can get into /lib/ again.

>>74142467
well yeah you got a point

This is what happen when there is a lack of rochas

>want to watch Corinthians game
>Casagrande keeps talking about his son and the whole thing is just about him

i would rather not

post some colombian/venezuelan/ecuadorian low class girls

>>74142520
go to /s/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO5iBmZjE-8

>>74142519
>not watching it on SporTV

>ANOTHER PENALTY KICK

>>74142520
go to hispachan/ve

>>74142455
Bangu, América, Madureira, Mocidade and Portela need to return to national relevance badly

what the shit

>>74142482
Yurop doesnt even compare to what we have here, just remember the pepper spray.

>>74142519
>want to watch Corinthians game
You should have stopped there m8.

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>>74142400
>Não tenho ódio mas se você me perguntasse se eu gostaria que o Flamengo moresse, eu gostaria. Eu matar não. Mas pode ter uma morte natural

how can one not like this guy

>lol

>losing 3-0 to Venezuela
Is this the famous "garra charrúa"?

>>74142537
Don't forget Olaria and São Cristóvão

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GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL

>carlos alberto killing it
Are we in 2004 again?

>>74142548
AQUI NASCEU O FOFOMENO

22:30 Huezil 3 vs 1 Argfags

>Pimpão
Is it autism

>>74142545
as long as he keeps ruining vasco

>>74142566
>>Dutch flag for Lyon
Is this bait or the average Congolombian education?

>>74142566
um what

>>74142548
Sure, why not?
Something we sorely lack are relevant barrio teams with comfy tiny brick stadiums in a peaceful suburban neighbourhood, like in Argentina.

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>trip to Paraguay ciudad de este (all south americans have to there before die, that literary our continent in nutshell all stereotypes is alive there)
>street vendor barracks everywere
>see a lot of cups/cans and hierba mate cups with cerro, olimpia, flamengo, spfc, gremio, inter, boca, river and a little of corinthians logos if I reminder well.
The paraguay clubs, the river and boca because the rest of continent are literary bitches of them, paulista and gauchos understand, because people in paraná are literary paulista bitches, and there are close to rio grande. But flamengo have fans in parana countryside, paraguay and argentina?

Typical uruGAY

Win the hardest matches and then ruin everything.

>>74142628
can I buy a gun there?

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>>74142083
>22x22 v Botafogo

everytime

>>74142639
hay un partido que la selecion a jugando desde el 1900, ja eres un classico, uruguay contra el impossivel

>>74142083
>Botafogo Futebol Clube
>Futebol Clube

triggered

>>74142628
ciudad del este is literally brazil so of course you'll find brazilian football stuff there

>patético

GOL HIJUEPUTA

>>74142679
see >>74142651

>>74142491
moar?

>>74142083
>>74142193
>>74142292
Autism.

>patético paranaense

ALERT OF PENALTYS INCOMING, PENALTYS INCOMING, I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

hay que armar lío la puta madre

que pendejos de mierda

>>74142555
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

>>74142700
you can probably buy a slave, so yes, I guess you can also buy a gun

>>74142733
>tfw no rocha slave

I bet they're all ugly bolivians.

>>74142651
you can a buy a gun anywhere you want, why would you go to paraguay for it?
If you live in São Paulo just go to any commercial district in the center and ask around

>>74142715
FUCK YEAH I LOVE PENALTIES

>obviously when my team is not playing

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>Referee's name is Gery Vargas
>Gery

>>74142718
we're still first.

>>74142744
why would anyone buy anything in Paraguay?

because it's cheaper

>>74142492
>comembol tournament
>concacaf teams
Is more reasonable azerbajan and cazakistan in europeans championships, at least they are uefa members.

rip bootfire

>>74142744
from 1 to 10, being 10 usa.... how armed are civilians in brazil?

kek brazil getting btfo
what mediocre football is played here

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>mfw team has won all the games in the season so far while only conceding one goal
>tfw that goal was made by mosquito

>>74142776
2, just look what is happening in espirito santo

>>74142742
I also bet that

>>74142744
I thought brazilians couldn't buy guns there or at least that it was extremely difficult and expensive
Legally, of course

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>>74142759

llegaron los defensores del """"""""""""""""""""proceso"""""""""""""""""" del viejo paralitico

>>74142776
0.1 - Those lucky to be armed are rich enough to afford 'em and patient enough to go through the bureaucracy, formal training and psychological tests.

>>74142787
le joga bunito

>>74142776
3? Considering that 10 doesn't equal 100% armed civilians.

>>74142798
To get them legally is quite tough, IIRD. You need to go through training, psychological tests and that sort of stuff.

>>74142787
Are those kids the future of our NT?
If so, then 2018 will be our absolute last serious shot after the World Cup for a long time.

>>74142776
1

>>74142802
They're first you mongoloid they're already in the world cup and they'll be champions if they win the next game. There's no reason to chimpout.

Retarded kids lost because they thought it was going to be easy because they were playing venezuela, 3-0 will teach them not to be stupid

>>74142826
>IIRD*
IIRC

>>74142152
Barcelona of Ecuador, so that when your bandwagoning burger friends ask you if you like Barcelona, you can answer "No, the other Barcelona" while tipping your fedora.

Reminder that we had a referendum to vote the legalization of guns back in 2005.
The "Yes" to prohibition campaign was literally "put as many liberal celebrities as you can and make them tell people that disarming people will magically end our endemic violence".
The "No" campaign won in a landslide.
The Disarming Act went through anyways.

>>74142776
i don't know exactly, i think everyone in small cities in the middle of nowhere have guns, to protect their land and stuff like that.

in big cities depends on what kind of guy you are, if you are an average guy that has no problem with anyone, it is pretty rare, if you live in some dangerous areas and you have a shop or stuff like that, maybe you have it.But is pretty rare to people actually kill someone if you are not a criminal, and most of low tier criminals use fake guns


>>74142794
i don't think guns would stop the Police lobby to have the population hostage and some paid enforcers to go around and sack stuff

>>74142853
farcelona fc vs barcecopia sc when?

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reminder that freedum ain't free

>>74142829
Gabriel Jesus could be in this NT. Jorge, some other guys too. Not all is lost, Tite is doing pretty good with a team that has fucking Renato Augusto as a starter.

>>74142776
Civilians 2
Police 6
Military 7
Criminals 9

>>74142865
also allow any retard to kill his family because he was mad with his mom or wife because she was talking with some dude in facebook. Not to mention that nigglet pissed with his classmates not putting him in the class' team so he'll show up and gun them down at school

guns are retarded, don't fall for the united states meme.

>>74142865
>and most of low tier criminals use fake guns

>you now remember that guy at a wall with a tectoy gun

>>74142787
Tbqh, we all know the only hope is Santos, Palmeiras, Flamengo and AMG.

>>74142900
>guns are retarded

no, people are retarded.

and the only way to stop a retard with a gun is to have a non-retard with another gun.

>>74142900
i am talking about protecting their land against animals, snakes and stuff like that.

>>74142881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-hu4V1qN9E

>>74142900
>a few people are retarded, therefore everybody else must suffer under criminal's hands

Mujica pls

Loco Abreu sounds a bit like Sorín (talking portuguese).

>>74142829
>If so, then 2018 will be our absolute last serious shot after the World Cup for a long time.

we are saying the same thing over here, and uruguay too....we are ded lads, its like when the elves left the middle earth....."The power of the Three Big is ended. The time has come... for the dominion of Chileans"

>>74142886
and we have one of the highest murder rates around.

>>74142900
This

>>74142934
>implying Chileans aren't an horrifying mix of orcs, easterlings and Gollum

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>>74142931
Can someone please explain this madman's career choices?

>>74142931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbldVYWNrNU

Loco Abreu is based

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>>74142936
>and we have one of the highest murder rates around.
I never heard of this

>>74142829
as long as you have a strong midfield and decent defenders, you'll be okay. International football is full of meme teams.

>>74142956
quick cash

There's away goal rule for these matches?

Top kek, I can't stand spanish. What a terrible terrible language.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeQCI2GYkKU

>>74142972
yes, putfire is kill

>>74142972
yes

sorry botafogo

Jesus Christ, I knew botafogo memed their way to a libertadores, but I didn't know they were this bad

someone post a hd link

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>>74142956
>sol de america
what the actual fuck
i don't remember this
what

>>74142981
>chileans
>spanish

chilean accent is the worst, not even us can fully understand what they're saying...

>>74142679
But I only find rio grande, paulista and flamengo trams stuff there everywhere, little things of other teams.

>literary brazil in pooraguay
>literary paraguay get maneys by ilegal ways
>that shithole and itaipu literary (both literary br maneys and a little bit of arrentina) sustain you economy to you get barelly better than bulivia
Noice, thankless indio sucio.

>cross the bridge no one give a fuck in border
>clay and strange smells everywere
>you feel the pure and legit poverty (probably the same atmosphere you feel in rip piece kowlon slum in HK)
>in paraguay you literary disturbed by dirt ugly indio trying to sell socks and hair machine (playing it to loud) to you in every 15 seconds and woman disturbed too they trying selling woman stuff
Heuheuhuehuehue tiente más duro guarany.

>>74142995
t. salty SPFC supporter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eI5AuT0pAE

Uruguay + Sorin should be the ideal lIbertadores commentators

>>74142956
The absolute madman

>>74142982
APOLOGIZE

>chilean tears

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IT BEGINS

the babby superclasico

GET FUCKED HATERS

FIREEEEEE
FIREEEEEEEEE

Lucho Gonzalez is elite

Dafuq, my whole neighborhood was shouting because of Botafogo's goal.
>>74143012
The only spanish accent I can understand is from Spain itself.

Like I said, there are things that only happen with Botafogo, the absolute madmens

>guns are retarded

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>>74142917
>>74142927
Pic related is what happens when you give access to guns

Jesus in Brazil you're already retarded without guns, with guns you'd be worse


>http://www.miscopy.com/2020/bestgore/young-woman-agony-slow-beheading-small-knife-brazil/

>http://localsofbrazil.com/crime/brazilian-girl-beheaded-over-whatsapp-jealous-rage/

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>>74142917
> the only way to stop a retard with a gun is to have a non-retard with another gun.
great cataclism m9, what's going to happen if the retards win?

>>74142982
>>74142985
>the city of you

>>74142995
>the city of me

CHIMPOUT
H
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M
P
O
U
T

PEEMPAAM

>tfw cant watch botafogo game because sky + lives in the countryside of Bahia
At least I dont have to watch Botafogo play, so theres that.

>>74143048
of course this was going to trigger le pig

We need a return of:
>standing stadium sectors (we call them "geral" here, dunno about everywhere else)
>cheap beer on stadiums
>black cleats
>baggy shirts
>no offside rule
>matching socks/shorts between the teams
>throwing TP on the pitch

>>74143018
lmao what the fuck is your problem you stupid chimpanzee, I struggled to decipher what you were trying to say with your broken english to answer your question and this is how you pay me?
fuck off

also, gol

>>74143040
Peru and Bolivia are playing?

>>74143052
At least with guns there wouldn't be slow beheadings

>>74143052
you're a fucking idiot

one man broke into a house with an ILLEGAL gun, and no one inside the house was able to defend themselves because, guess what, they aren't allowed to have a gun and they follow the goddamn law

kill yourself

>>74143018
Stop bullying Paraguay,

So Patético decided they want benuldies, right?

NENÊ É O CARALHO, GUERRERO É CUZÃO, QUEM FAZ GOL MESMO É RODRIGO PIMPÃO!

>>74143052
that was horrifying indeed

>>74143075
Okay, what's the solution then, esquerdinha?

>>74143083
he didn't break in the house, he had a gun, went to his own house and killed his son, his wife, and some random guys that were in the party.

going off behind the goal

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>Chile
>civilized

>>74143075
objects cannot be retarded, retard