Benulties - Dortmund vs Hertha

DORTMUND WINS

GOLBOST :DDDDDDD

MISS

>>74140659
>hertha

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TROLL BAR

>A Käskopp is making a Bundesthread

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BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI BÜRKI

>Get paid hundreds of thousands
>Can't even shoot an elfmeter
Fucking hell this society

SUPER BURKMANNNNNNNN

Tuchel wanna fuck.

PULISHIT

BLOCKED

>America

>MURRIKA

pulishit

PULICHOKE

wew

Never trust an American

FUCKING HELL PULISIC

Thanks Obama!

pulisic why

Comeback bitches

>MURRKA

THAT WAS WORSE THAN 9/11

>>74140710
'ello

thanks obama

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Customers on suicide watch

WAT

FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Lel

>>74140729
hello?

JUST

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

what a meme benulty

thanks obama!

>>74140743
ICE

>>74140733
>>74140692
STOP IT STOP IT STAAAAHHHP

>obamas penulty
very nice

>>74140695
>elfmeter

>German """""""""efficiency""""""""""

>That beautiful Castro shot

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holy shit german penalties are fucking god damn awful

fugg

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Jesus Hertha.. that are some new levels of choke

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>74140742
where have you been?

>>74140758
"german"
Nigger barely any of them were germans
Germany almost enevr loses benalties

Bürki jumps like 2 meter off his line all the time

Hertha penalties, never again

>>74140733
Dem spic eyes though...

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LMAO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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>KALOU

>>74140751
no u

>hertha

thanks for the memes

>>74140758
>this flag
>this post

you are paid millions to kick a fucking ball and you do that? get the fuck out of here with this little kids game

WAS THAT SERGIO RAMOS

Haters BTFO

>playing for pens
>shooting the absolute worst pens possible
Lmao Berlin. Relegate yourselves asap.

>sky commentator not biased at all

>Pulisich

>>74140768
at home just turned on the game for the penalties
do we know each other?

>>74140757
Who's the one on the left?

>Hertha in charge of penalties

>have to score
>don't

>>74140785
>Their national sport is literally playing catch
Kill yourself

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>>74140773

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>>74140758
heh?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is Bürki, dare I say it, elite? Weidenfehler wouldn't have saved any of those.

>pulishit

Was this Pulisic first benuldies shootout?

i wonder if pulisic and brooks will share a schnitzel after the match

>>74140794
OH NO, IT'S EVIL DENMARK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>74140807
Fucking what? Fucking horrible shots from Berlin, literally not a single good one

>>74140794
Oh sorry, I thought you were shitmark.

>>74140800
well we're no good at dives

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Based Shinji would've won this game in regular time.

The secret to his success? Ramen.

>>74140812
Yes. He really needs to improve his finishing to be honest with you

pls someone make a webm of the dortmund fans reactions after that one meme penulty goal

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>dirtmund
prepare your anus

>next game Bayern vs Dortmund in München without Sokratis

>>74140807
He could be the number one for the NT by the end of the year. Sommer hasn't had his best season, and Bürki's made big improvements in playing with the ball, which Petkovic likes.

>>74140742
Please post feet. I want to fap. Please describe what they smell like.

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>>74140827

>>74140830
this

>>74140790
They're always awful. But ARD/ZDF commentators are even worse

>>74140832
>1-0 to the mighty Wolfsburg

Ancelotti pls

Next match Lotte vs. Dortmund

T A K T I K
U
C
H
E
L

>>74140796
Fugg! The right one. I'm retarded.

Dembele is good even for scoring penalties.

>>74140823
fucking hell is there some danish autist in the bundesthreads like there is that "t.retard" danish faggot in the Barca gamethreads

the curse of my flag

If Obama yang's feet fused with Pulisic's and Dembele, would they be the best midfielders in the world?

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>>74140836
"Leave buyern to me"
oh wait

>drunkmark

>>74140874
yeah, "our" dane is twitter obsessed and constantly derails /bundes/ threads because he somehow thinks /bundes/ is his diary and that anyone cares about his life

he's also an unironic RB leipzig supporter

Lad's why's Obameyang the cptain? Why isn't Reus?

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>>74140888

>>74140902
im so sorry

>>74140909
Reus was subbed off

>>74140796
vj

>>74140912
FC BAYERN, HURENSÖHNE

>>74140922
Oh i didn't paid attention thnx lad

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>>74140912
This was so great. aaaaaaaaaaa

how high is tuchel right now?

SHOOOO Goblin! SHOO!

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What's the next step in his evil masterplan?

>>74140975
cry when his team doesn't win

I want a >Schalke - Dortmund match next

>>74140927
see >>74140867

>>74140801
What makes her so hot in your eyes that you save a million pictures of her?

>>74140993
this

>>74141015
autism

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AHAHA FUCK YOU MUNICH

test

The Sandhausen stadium looks comfy

>>74140993
You want people to die?

>>74141038
Of course, it's made from sand.

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>>74141057

Why are shareholders so obsessed with Bayern? >Schalke is their rival not Bayern

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Im scared for my Hamburg. I want us to reach the final to make up for the shitty season so far.

H-hope we get a lower division side in the draw

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>>74141000
Madison Guest

>>74141073
>falling for Kyoukos false flagging

>>74141073
Hello Kyouko

>Even the match threads get autosaged now
I'm thinking about making a real /bundes/ thread now. It doesn't matter anyway.

>>74141073
That's true for both sides desu. To many people here are still stuck in 2012.

>>74141089
I'm fake emily

>>74141090
>Even the match threads get autosaged now
whoops. I was looking at the wrong thread

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1860 is so damn shit.

This was their best chance for a Buyern - 1860 game.

Is that too much to ask for? I just want to see Munich burn.

>>74141073
t. Mad Customer

>>74140874
Imagine being a Romanian in an Eplel thread. You're either slipman or autistic Leeds lad. Now on top of that imagine having to go out every night to defend your rights and be called a gypo. You have

>>74141121
Lotte are good, famila
No idea why 1860 was billed as favorite so much

>>74141134
They still protesting?

>>74141039
Aber wir sind #GegenGewalt

>>74141121
I was recently at one of their games.
Adorable accents
>Seits keine Löwen? Dann tuts eure Hände nach oben!

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>>74141121
Is there a more bavarian looking person than Karl-Heinz Wildmoser? I don't think so.

>>74141076
Thanks.

>>74141039
600k gyppos went out protesting and no one got punched. If you can't manage a footy match you're a bunch of barbarians.

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>>74141152
ugh

>>74141152
Riz Ahmed

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>>74141151
>Seits keine Löwen? Dann tuts eure Hände nach oben!

>>74141152
He looks like Otto from MitM

In the german dub of the show, did Otto have a stereotypical Bavarian accent?

>>74141073
Because the only true rivalry in german football is Buyern vs. the rest of Germany. And Dortmund was Germany's best representative for the last 20 years

>>74141196
yes

>Dortmund was Germany's best representative for the last 20 years

lol

is this bundes?

>>74141207
For now

>>74141196
He was Danish in the German Version

Time for cringey timewasting instead of just drawing.

>>74141196
No. In the german synchro, he and his wife were danes.

>>74141133
hello, mad customer

Ist die Auslosung jetzt?

>>74141209
>>74141218

>Danish

Kek, why? They were so obviously German.

come on, just grab the balls already

STOP TALKING

just conduct the draw

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what a punchable face he has

>>74141227
Danes are Germany's Germans.

I don't understand why they keep doing this...

Everyone hates this shit. Just draw the fucking games.

>>74141227
Because we don't view ourselves the same way you do and nobody knows shit about Danes anyway.

>>74141227
Danes are Germans with a Scandinavian accent

>>74141246
>>74141235
>>74141228

What

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What the fuck happened? We used to have hot cutie Losfeen. Now this fucking Hippster.

>>74141236
I have no idea who that is

>>74141246
to mock "us" for paying their salaries

>>74141262
ARD draw of the next round

>>74141227
It was kind of strange and it was clear after 5min of watching that they were german in the original version.

>>74141264
That's a Bene Gesserit tier forehead.

>>74141262
Dumb plastic fan.

lord have mercy

this is hard to watch

>>74141265
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Forster
>Mark Forster (* 11. Januar 1984[1] in Kaiserslautern[2]; bürgerlich Mark Ćwiertnia) ist ein deutscher Sänger und Songwriter.

>women's football

Oh, fuck off.

>>74141251
>>74141256

But still, it was obvious they were German as fuck.

I could watch foreign shows that have Americans in them and would be able to immediately spot them even if they are comedic as fuck in portrayal.

>>74141294
this

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>>74141283
>lord have mercy

No mercy for our collective dicks

>womens' draw first

that's it, officially not paying rundfunkgebühren anymore

>>74141289
>Ćwiertnia
Explains the shitskin eyes.

>>74140960
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN

>>74141296
read>>74141276

>>74141299
Gemma has fake tits, right?

>>74141294
>>74141298

It's a hottie factory though...

>>74141089
>false flagging

I do NOT post without trip
I would never step that low

>>74141301
>Mark Forster wuchs als Sohn einer polnischen Mutter und eines deutschen Vaters im pfälzischen Winnweiler auf.[3] Seine Mutter nannte ihn Marek. Unter diesem Vornamen und mit seinem bürgerlichen Nachnamen trat er in seiner Anfangszeit als Musiker auf

>>74141300
I wish I could sue them to pay me back.

>>74141296
That's cause it's a universally acknowledged fact that burgers are the fattest, dumbest, niggerest wetbacks wherever they go.

>>74141300
anzeige ist raus

>>74141310
Just like Hailey Atwell, no. Not that it matters.

>>74141134
hah yeah or a dutchman in almost every football related thread

>>74141320
>polnisch
shitskin confirmed

>>74141339
Some toothpaste called Jamaica a bunch of stoned losers in another thread. Tulip houses amirite.

>>74141268
>>74141279

Women football?

it was so obvious dortmund gets the easiest opponent AGAIN

This is so rigged

RIP Dortmund

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Lotte/Dortmund

>Schalke - Buyern

HAHAHHA GET FUCKED SCHALKE

>>74141327
>German goes from polite to autismal anger in breakneck speed

>Buyern Heimspiel

Pure coincidence.

I
I>
I
Ix
I
I

>Dirtmund getting the easiest Los
why am I not suprised?

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>going in the pool with socks and sandals

>buyern at home
>AGAIN

Fucking hell.

Semi-finals:

Frankfurt vs. Gladbach
Bayern vs. Lotte

>>74141374
>anger
It's called being honest.

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>>74141372
Post yfw Buyern out>schalkes >schalke.

>>74141387
>Lotte away match
that's not possible

>>74141387
Replace Gladbach with HSV and you are right.

>>74141372
>>74141376
>>74141383
>>74141387
>doubting >Schalke
Bauern have already lost. You just haven't realised it yet.

>>74141370
someone had to show them how real fans celebrate their team

>>74141401
It is in the semis

>>74141420
really???

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upsets?
inb4 >schalke

>>74141415
but 1860 are the only club in Munich with real fans???

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>>74141382
whats wrong with that?

>>74141429
>t. Ismaik

>>74141446
'sup, Ismaik?

>>74141422
Yeah it isn't, I was wrong.

Sorry for spreading fake news
http://www.dfb.de/dfb-pokal/modus/

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>Schalke - Bayern

>>74141449
meme falsch benutzt

>>74141450
macht nichts

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>>74141461
Whoever loses, /bundes/ wins.

>>74141429
they are not real until they beat the shit out of the """""bulls""""

>>74141466
>>74141479
>>>/krautchan/

>>74141484
(>)Schalke are our guys, though

Bayern and BVB are reddit tier clubs

>>74141490
>customers prefer prepping bulls over beating them
shocking

>bayern can't beat >schalke at home a few days ago
>DFB decides to give them yet another chance

literally rigged

>>74141505
>Bayern and BVB are reddit tier clubs
true

>>74141501
newfag detected

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>>74141505

>>74141523
grillen gehen xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
must du basuka nemen :DDDD ^^
;p polandball LOLLOLOL

>>74141505
#notmyguys

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>>74141523
ok

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Do we have a chance against "A German Club" FC, lads?

>>74141572
>we

>>74141572
No, with Schubert gone München-Gladbeck aren't complete shit anymore.

>>74141598
Yes, we. We as in Hamburg. Are you blind or something?

>>74141572
50/50
you never know which Hamburg turns up for the important games
they can be clutch when it matters

>>74141617
You are clearly not a hamburg fan, though.

>>74141609
But Muller is in good form, Wood is in clutch mode and Adler will goat it up.

>>74141638
>american
>not a hamburger fan

are you stupid?

americans are literally born as hamburger SV fans

it's birthright fanship

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>>74141638
Dont ever post a reply to me, faggot. Take your last (you) from me.

>>74141656
You don't understand how HSV works at all. God damnit, fuck off to basketball or handegg threads.

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ayooooooooooo

So Dortmund basically already in the semis or can Lotto do a miracle?

>>74141720
yes

>>74141572
>>74141674
geiler topfschnitt

>>74141729
young merkel style

>>74140887

you would think so but fusion is tricky

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>>74141729

>topfschnitt

Rem is actually cute with her short hair